Still nothing on the western front edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/Previous thread:>>96909245>Thread questionSo, what is it going to be?
I finally decided which chapter to paint the scout my friend gave to me....And I dropped his arm in the sink.Should I:a) put a breacher arm with a bolt pistol in thereb) put an arm holding a breacher helmet on the sidec) glue a mutated hand (he's an exorcist after all)
>>96912728Armies for this feel.
>>96912746Drukhari. Not, not the people fighting the Drukhari. The Drukhari players themselves.
>>96912728>So, what is it going to be?Hopefully a mystery.
>>96912738prosthetic holding a demonic relic
>>96912746Slannesh demons. I'm told the next update they will add gender to models and if the Slannesh demon has the opposite gender it can do extra hits in the fight phase and permanently lower your number of movements after the fight.
>>96912744Have you tried growing as a person?
>>96912728The norn empress' ship.
>>96912777Firs every faction have to have a supreme leader of some kind? Can't they all just be fractitious warlords struggling against each other and their foes alike?
>>96912777NIDS NIDS NIDS NIDS!!!!!
>>96912744I don't like female custodes because people that don't even pariticpate in the hobby forcing it to change to suit the currently popular mainstream politics is cringe as fuck. My dick is 8 inches and I fuck a different woman every day. Cope.
>>96912777I kinda agree with >>96912782 and also nids dont need that. Norn queens aren't rulers, they're just the upper currently observed part of the chain in command. They're as much a slave to the groupthink as a lowly gant and thats a good thing.
>>96912786>Falling for the shittest bait everRetard
>>96912722centaur and fawn elfs for Age of Sigmar. They've been getting built up over the years and there are a bunch of Rumor Engines that match them, so it seems like a pretty good shot they're coming soon
Continuing the discussion from the previous threadFor the upcoming preview what are your:>HOPES>FEARS>EXPECTATIONS
>>96912799>HopesCorsairsCorsairs get a good FOMO launch boxKurnothiKurnothi get a good FOMO launch boxGirl Sons of Behemat kit>FearsCorsairs and Kurnothi don't get good FOMO launch boxesThey reveal girl SoB but they went out of the way to make it uglyThey reveal something so cool it makes me regret going all in on Eldar (very unlikely)>ExpectationsThey spend too much time on boring ass Heresy and Legions shitCorsairs get revealed but Kurnothi don'tGirl SoB kit is in a weird halfway space where it can be made prettier with some minor greenstuffingTOW Chaos Mammoth reveal is by far the best thing of the show
>>96912750They're called Dark Eldar
>>96912782It wouldn't really change much>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their troops are coordinated by a synaptic unit, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their synaptic units are coordinated by a synaptic leader, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their synaptic leaders are coordinated by a swarm lord, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their swarm lords are coordinated by a bioship, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their bioships are coordinated by a fleet's norn queen, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their fleets' norn queens are coordinated by a norn empress, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhatand so on, turtles all the way down, but the nids stay the same at the end of the day, coordinated under one hive mind
>>96912794it was a joke, chill out
>>96912799>HopesNew models for my armiesA cool campaign with fun rules >FearsNo new models for my armiesA lame story with just narrative and no rules >ExpectationsNew space marinesLame narrative about space marines
>>96912814The problem is that you just know that the moment they get something like that is the moment we get multiple black library books about the norm empress going ""I would have gotten away with conquering the galaxy, if it weren't for you meddling space marines and your stupid space wolf"!
>>96912777>handsWay too human.
>>96912832Sounds based thoughbeit
>>96912832we didn't get that with the introduction of the tyrants or swarmlord or norn queens, or norn emissarieshell, they've been careful enough to not even make a super special character genestealer magus that speaks as the hive mind's direct conductI'm not saying we're safe from it, but things are on our side more likely than not
>>96912795>what if we mixed Khajit and Bosmer, literally the two worst TES races?These look terrible and I generally like AoS models better than 40k.
Someone please assemble all my models (you have to do it properly, cleaning mould lines, cleaning nubs, filling gaps and seam welding, drilling barrels properly centred, pinning models for attaching to bases and subassemblies etc. and do it all without gouging any pieces, melting pieces with cement or removing detail etc.).
>>96912849I'll throw my shit into this guys pile as well, fuck assembling I just want to paint
>>96912849why anon ? the arts and crafts part of the hobby is half the fun !
>>96912846I agree, we have been absolutely lucky which is why I think that the moment they decide to give the Nids a supreme commander that is not just a replaceable high tier organism it's because they have decided to throw away everything and go full Kerrigan.
>>96912849>>96912855Sure. 30 bucks an hour and 2 handjobs from your hottest female member.
>>96912849I love assembly but without mistakes? Never ever. Would they even be my models if I don't take a chunk out of the shoulders or slip with one of the pieces and smear glue everywhere?
>>96912847I play Sylvaneth (well, play, I have Silvaneth) and I dread the moment they decide to make those horrors actual parts of my army.The recent warband is a little better but not much, it's still terrible
>>96912849Fine but you have to prime mine.God damn do I hate priming shit, it always comes out too thick.
>>96912799I expect ma'amstodes
>>96912849I'll do it for just 25 an hour and 1 thigh job from any female member.
>>96912832Anon, GW is really doing that with the nids anyway.Leviathan itself is fucking pissed at the Blood Angels specifically because they decided to fight back and not get eaten.There's also POV shots of the hivemind fighting SoB and it feels some weird kinship with them because they are also women. Don't ask me how that makes sense or why it was needed to be added
>>96912912It takes like 30 seconds to prime a dude with your airbrush. I would take this deal without a second thought.
making shitty imperfect models that are 100% /yourdudes/ is unironically the most SOVLful part of 40k. i wouldnt even be into the setting if the models came pre built or pre painted......i get it can be time consuming and tedious some days but like ur literally pouring ur soul into ur models and making a personal connection /w them. thats the magic of this hobby imo and like u cant quantify that imo ......
>>96912912Well stop using garbage hobby paint and use a real primer. You'd have to try to drown a mini in this for it to end up too thick. NOT the paint+primer. Flat Black Primer.
>>96912938Can you post one of your shitty imperfect models that are the heart and sovl of 40k?
>>96912928Yes, I also believe that it's inevitable on the long term, doesn't mean I am going to be happy to see it sooner rather than later. As long as it stays in an hidden paragraph in some BL slop at least it's easy to pretend it doesn't exist.
>>96912902sorry, girl. If you want army rules that don't involve "stand next to a tree for this bonus", you gotta embrace the fur
>>96912954Bold of you to assume that khurnothi won't share that with the rest of the army in the generic slop that is 4th edition
>>96912947sure bb here u go ! one of my 1st models ever painted i didnt even kno what paint thinning was lol
>>96912948>As long as it stays in an hidden paragraph in some BL slop at least it's easy to pretend it doesn't exist.Still canon thoughbeit.
I have now painted 20 gants in different color schemes How the fuck do I find THE scheme
>>96912954Lol I forgot how their rules revolve around the ugly old trees. And now the furfags. I feel kinda bad for the wood elf enjoyers.
>>96912799HOPES- New Genestealer, Helot, Corpse Grinder Cult rules and/or models for Necromunda- Delaque vehicles/mounts for Necromunda- Battlefleet Gothic (always)- Mordheim (always)- Xenos or Tau auxiliary Kill Teams (Gue'vasa, more Kroot, Tarellians, Nicassar, whatever)FEARS- Battlefleet Gothic but it's only Heresy fagbrotherfestEXPECTATIONS- nothing I care about in WHQ- more Space Marines- more Chaopter/Legion books and unique units
>>96912799>>HOPESNew malstrain stuff>>FEARSStuff I don't care about like Chaos>>EXPECTATIONSMost likely new marine stuff, like more Ultras.Probably an updated custodian guard kit which includes female custodes as well.
>>96912964The whole thing about the Kurnothi is the hunt. They should have movement and offense based rules.
>>96912928What book is the SOB thing from?
>>96912979That's the thing anon. There is no THE scheme. There is only the scheme you go with.You have 20 samples already, pick one and go with it or just sell the models and give up
>>96913005>New malstrain stuffThe sculptor for them quit, it's not happening.
>>96912979roll a d20
>superglue ran out>find an old bottle but the dropper bit is completely clogged>right next to it are some cotton buds i use for oil washes>decide that should work as im jsut spreading it over a base anyway>dip it in, go to move it to the base>eyes immediate start stinging >cant keep them open>in the moments i do have my eyes open i can see smoke coming from the cotton>hold it away from me and the pain eases enough that i can open my eyes and dunk it in waterturns out you shouldnt mix superglue and cotton
>>96913010How many armies in 4th edition have different faction abilities for different unitsYou are getting a single battle formation ability and maybe an army of renown, and you are going to like it.
>jannies finally doing their jobs.Fucking thank you.
>>96913093Mixing superglue and cotton is super common. The surface area of the cotton makes the glue harden really quickly, that's why you can see the heat and fumes being released. Tissue paper is used for the same reason too sometimes.It's actually a common trick in aquariums. If you need to glue a stick to a rock, showing a bit of cotton between them and pouring on liquid super glue makes a very strong non toxic bond once it's set.The trick is, don't do it directly under your nose and breathe in the poison like a buffoon.
>>96913107I think theres a 4th edition battle bible thread going on right now. You can try asking them
>>96912977It being canon doesn't make it harder to ignore.
>>96913107ah fuck it. Whatever, I want to fuck the deer elves, I'll buy those models either way.
>>96913093Superglue causes cotton to catch fire, be careful anon.
>>96913135Average warhammer 40k enjoyer
>>96913131We were talking about AoS
>>96913138>>96913127Thank you but i am very aware of that now.
>>96913141Oh sorry
>>96913141Stop it. This isn't the place for that.
>>96913141Then go to the aos general
>>96913125Nice what did they do
>>96913152Probably nothing
>>96913139Ok but its true and it works both ways.When that one sloptuber found out that "For those we cherish, we die in glory" wasn't actually canon for the Lamenters battle cry I didn't really care. Its still a battlecry associated with them and everyone knows who you're talking about when you say it regardless if it's canon or not.
>>96913152Gave me a warning for some shitposting.
>>96913160I wouldn't call wib a sloptuber, he, for one, posts models.That already puts him above 90% of this general.
>>96913174>I wouldn't call wib a sloptuberYou do you anon.
>>96913174>wibI don't like him or his braphog slag wife but I like their grog videos and I'm happy she beat her cancer
>>96913160I need to come up with a battlecry for /my dudes/ the Weeping Angels
>>96913174Puts him above you, certainly.
>>96913193nope, you on the other hand...
What plastic glue do you guys think smells the best? For me, it's Citadel
>>96913207Tamiya Clear Extra Thin.After that I actually think gorilla glue smells pretty good, just dont let it burn your nose
>>96913192We shed their blood!
>>96913053>The sculptor for them quitWhen did this happen?
>>96912928>>96913012The SoB bit is from the infamously shit lore in the civ knock-off videogame.
>>96913053>The sculptor for them quitThe sculptor for the Coalescence left, we dont know who sculpted the rest
>>96913160Still not canon.I prefer to keep the setting integrity intact.
>>96913227oh don't we know if it's the same guy for the whole project? I was under the impression he did the whole range
>>96913207I think army painter plastic glue smells like grape. It's still a shitty glue though
>>96913192"im shittin n cryin rn"
>>96913230You do you anon.I dont need something to be canon to enhoy it.
>>96913236reddit mindset.
>>96913235"For those we hate, we shit n cum!"Kinda slaps
>>96913192For those we cherish we rub one out in glory
>>96913240Sorry I disagreed with you. That must have been hard :(
>>96913242>diarrhea around his mouthImperial Fists are gross.
>>96913230The setting integrity has been destroyed a lot more by canon things than the opposite
>>96913247Would be a pretty fitting battlecry. I almost named them the Mourning Glories lel. I saw a Sisters anon call their dudes that sometime last week.
>>96913251Are you a dog
>>96913251Yeah the firstborn have a lot more gold on them than the primaris do.
Evens I paint my Marines as UltramarinesOdds I continue to procrastinate in finding a scheme
>>96913286Do it anon. Ultras have dope unique units now.
>>96913286Yuck. At least consider one of the Ultramarine successor chapters.
>>96913301Name 1 cool ultras successor that has a scheme that isn't a pain in the ass to paint.
How do I get as good at 40k as Folger Pyles?Who here /competes/?
>>96913334>compete>in a game that's 80% lucklmao
>>96913340Don't make me post games at you
>>96913313
>>96913362Please accept my concession
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96912799>HOPESCorsairs, new CSM units, and HH AC units being remade in plastic>FEARSFemstodies, new loyalist primarch, more price rises>EXPECTATIONSUltra marines, new Huron Blackheart, xenos eating shit
>>96913340If the game is luck based, how does the same guy win the London GT three times in a row?
>>96913313Silver Skulls. It's just IW, but without the hazard stripes (so even easier).
>>96913340wrongso fucking wrongyou think you can just walk shit up the board and win retard?
>>96913392He got very lucky.
>>96913362>emporer
>>96913405fuck off dumbassplay the fucking game
>>96913405You're lucky you've made it this far
>>96913340Placement is 90% of the game and that does take skill desu.
>>96913127does this mean I should put tiny amounts of tissue paper scraps between two plastic pieces when I glue them with super glue?
>>96913479if you want super fast gluing use a tiny amount of sodium bicarbonate instead, it won't take up space like tissue paper and will still make the glue work instantly.
>>96913477People seem to think having an exhaustive knowledge base to draw upon and recognizing patterns isn't a skill in and of itself, even though decision making in like >50% of all skill-based games.
>>96913518Also knowledge retention, even big game players forget certain buffs/Rules that help them from time to time.
>>96913533I'm better when I'm on the sauce. Tourneys don't do drug screens so I've actually been doing pretty good. Got 2nd at my locals last weekend
>>96913558nicewhats your poison?
The one thing I don’t understand is, of all the cultures for the Emperor to mimick culturally, why Catholicism? Mentality-wise the Emperor was much more ancient, something more akin to a wrathful Babylonian god, so why ape the religion with Jesus?
Anyone do any pre-game rituals?
>>96913575Marijuana but only after it became legal in my state
>>96913588How the fuck can people function normally after smoking? All I'm capable of doing stoned is gooning, eating and playing video games
>>9691334040k is more about placment. Blood Bowl is 95% luck tho
>>96913588funny weed (and alcohol) usually makes me forget the million things in this game and get a tad sloppybut if it works for ya do it up had two "friends" i played with that were pot smokers since high school and they are gods at the game
>>96913607Nta but pot affects everyone differently, it also depends on which strain. I smoke before every game too, but I’m solidly mediocre. With no real difference when I have played sober.
>>96913226We don't do fake third party fake news here
>>96913581Yeah, I comb my hair and put on deodorant.
>>96913671try washing your ass
>>96913588I smoke when I play and I swear I will call my Oath and right before I roll the Hit I will remind my opponent that I can reroll the Hit due to Oath of Moment and right after I roll and add the totals I will forget to reroll the misses...its bad..
Anyone have good tips on how to paint a big, "samey" miniature such a GUO and still have it be visually interesting?
>>96913714You smoke WHEN you play? Do you play with other smokers? I stick to dumping a syringe of oil down my throat.
Finally, after 2 years, WGA has started to deliver their traitor guard proxy models. I received the shipping notice on mine today, and someone on FB already received his pledge and painted them up.I am so fucking hyped.
>>96913753Just Carts, not greenery.
>>96913581>>96913588I step outside the shop, take a drag from the pipe, exhale, stretch, and go back inside to lose every single die roll.
>>96913750learn to blend or sponge
>>96912847They can make good wood elves when they feel like it, I love this model and hope they keep the animal-hybrid kurnothi for only some things and have a gladeguard-type unit more like this
>>96913127>The surface area of the cotton makes the glue harden really quickly, that's why you can see the heat and fumes being released.No it's not?It's a chemical reaction between the two.
Would you like to see another dumb little puppet show? Not planning on making it a regular thing but I got an urge to bust out my winter wonderland table and take pics of some stuff before they're sentenced to the stripping jar.
>>96913506Doing this makes the superglue more brittle though
>>96913794chemical reactions can be exothermic you nonce
>>96913760
>>96912847I’m not seeing khajit influences at all. Nor bosmer but I have played or engaged with eldar scrolls since like, the 2nd Skyrim remaster.
>>96913756Nothing seems less appropriate for traitor guardsmen than them all having the exact same head
>>96913772That's my homie, he gotta take a huge hit before I roll my die just in case I mop up his unit.
>>96913810Yes but im saying its not the glue drying that causes the heat, it's the chemical reaction between the two that causes the heat.I dont think you understood what I was saying you silly billy
>>96913811Makes for great pics though
>>96913825>letting someone else's lungcum touch your modelsdisgusting
>>96913671Ngmi in this hobby
>>96913821I understand now, thank you for your patience
>>96913825sisters are supposed to be immersed in incense only, weed chuffin is for the nurgle army
>>96913825I can picture you hunched over your board rapidly vaping and coughing it up onto your models as you struggle to take an EPIC pic
>>96913811kek
>>96913850>>96913849It wasn't me blowing big smonk, it was my deathguard playing opponent It also thankfully was not weed
>>96913806I would like to see it yes.
>>96913806Absolutely, yes
>>96913806They are awesome, anyone who hates it is a faggot.
>>96913870>It was some other faggot doing it I just let him
>>96913884Do you not have friends you play with?Are you this upset over some some other shit that we dont know the ramifications of yet?
>>96913884Should he have slugged him in the jugular and caught an assault charge over it testosterone junky?
chaos spawns are such fucking troopers in death guard, tankier than they should be, faster than they should be, splash back mortals, contagion aura, can randomly decide to do 14 attacks. i can't do a list without at least one unit
>>96913870As long as it people are cool with it i imagined some guy rolling into the LGS, blowing a fat fucking smelly blinker all over the table and going>zamn how'd my fuckin army work again bro
>>96913876>>96913879>>96913880Alright, expect another episode later tonight or tomorrow.
>>96913898>not wanting some slob vaping directly onto your models makes you a testosterone junky
>>96912917100% that's what we are getting for HH reveals
>>96913817They're turncoat soldiers, not cultist rabble.
>>96913941What if he wasn't a slob, what if it was Brad Pitt?
>>96913949That doesn't impress me much
>>96913943its already been confirmed by the people on tga, where all the credible leaks are coming from.
>>96913956Can you share these credible leaks please?
>>96913946But even cadians don't have the same head
>>96913946basedthe gods won't save you from the gas barrages
>>96913949I'd tell him to stop vaping on my models and then suck his cock
>>96913956Post the leaks then.
>>96913969Ok too far anon, unless u got tiddies.
>>96913972>>96913959im not going back to check on it. But they also said that BFG is coming back in the heresy era.
>>96913974Anon, you should know that having tiddies does not mean they are a woman, especially not within this place.
>>96913974why do you want your gay blowjob from someone fat enough to have mantits?
>>96913974If you wouldn't go gay for Brad Pitt then (You)'re the fag
>>96913779Blending takes so fucking long though.
>>96913750Idk man the guo is such a nicely detailed model that even just a coat of plain green makes it look nice.
My S(lay)aint Celestine
>>96913974bro sex with men is normal with the bros. Just gotta make sure you say no homo and dont get feelings. Its a pretty common thing for males these days, my lgs is booming particularly because of it.
>>96913811Why Rittenhouse?
