Previous: >>96924790Custom Cards Not Welcome Edition>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-october-21-2025>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper formathttps://pdhhomebase.com/https://www.pdhrec.com/>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.comhttps://www.tappedout.net>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Card searchhttps://scryfall.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ:How many decks do you own? Post them all
I own this many
>>96931079>TQWent from something like 10 decks to 4. Will probably reduce it to 2/3.
Boring TQBetter question is, how good are you eating with the full avatar spoilers? What new commanders are you brewing?t. Shrine gigachad
>>96931093based
>>96931096>ewww I don't like that TQ lets shill for UB instead!!!!Lmao
>>96931096I'm personally working on vomiting bile at will. I know Roseanne Barr can do it, maybe I can too. I intend to use it on any ub decks I find
>>96931111quads confirm
>>96931107what's this
>>96931130My personal Proxy-slop. Designed to go with picrel designed by some other guy.
>Go to my LGS>Opponent turn 1 Enlightened Tutor at sorcery speed, revealing TOR>Turn 2 Poopfart Signet don't remember or care which one it was>Turn 3 TOR>Spell Pierce it>"Counterspells are such bullshit!">Game 2>He switches to Baral>Tries to counter literally every spell I cast if he can>Fucks up because he taps out to play Baral and I get my commander down>Game goes a few more turns>Baral player down to 3 cards in his hand because it turns out 30 lands 70 counterspells isn't a good deck>Ancient Silver Dragon on the stack>He smugly says "Swan Song">I tell him it doesn't work because it's a creature spell>"An Offer You Can't Refuse">Doesn't work>"Negate">Doesn't work>He has no other cards in his hand>He angrily tells me my deck is cEDH and tells me to not play it again>My deck was Renari, Merchant of Marvels // Acolyte of BahamutI'm in crashout mode rn.
>>96931110>Anon asks what new cards help with your decks>NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT BECAUSE ITS LE UB!!!!!!!!!Magic the Gathering derangement syndrome
>>96931157OP just wanted to post a treasure card because his "your a poorfag" cope got btfo last thread when he lost an argument about how he deckbuilds
>>96931096Thinking about making either Sokka or Ozai this set looks pretty good imo even if the screenshot cards look like ass
>>96931180this
>>96931107>>96931150You were told custom cards are not welcome
>>96931079>TQHere's some of mine
>>96931155why do you care? were you playing powerful decks mismatched for the pod? simic dragons can be strong with old gnawbone and ancient silver. otherwise, stop giving a shit.
>>96931079LOOOOOOOL
>>96931206Player that tutors TOR on turn 1 bitching about simic hardcast dragons.
>>96931155>every right to be smug>crashing out for no reasoncovid really did a number on you people, didn't it. Luckily I was an essential slave ha, my life was barely affected.
>>96931206>Old Gnawbone and Ancient Silver Dragon are the same power as The One RingOh hey timmy you know cards have those little symbols and numbers in the top-right?
>>96931157>>NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT BECAUSE ITS LE UB!!!!!!!!!This but unironically.
My Scorpion God and I are waiting fot the -1/-1 counter in Lorwyn! (he's probably getting replaced as well, but don't tell him that. He's sensitive.)
>>96931180NTA but if you have to declare how last thread you totally won an argument, it sounds like you lost
>>96931182Math problem: Assuming that all tokens have haste and aren't blocked, what is the minimum amount of noncreature spells you need to cast in order to deal 40 damage to three opponents entirely with tokens?
>>96931199It's okay, I'll allow them.
>>96931236OH NO NO AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>96931221What is TOR
>>96931254I'm just saying the facts. >>96931052
>>96931218This is only logical because EDH is the UB format. UW sets are intentionally being designed with fewer legendaries so that you can get all of your favorite characters with a variety of deck styles in UB.
>>96931079>How many decks do you own? Post them allEight put together right now, bracket levels after.>Teneb the Harvester 4>Azusa, Lost but Seeking 4>Gisela, Blade of Goldnight 3/4>Darien, King of Kjeldor 3>Vendilion Clique 1v1>Jenara, Asura of War 3>Oros, the Avenger 2/3>Choco, Seeker of Paradise 1/2I'm in the process of building>Dromar, the Banisher >Selenia, Dark Angel>Xyris, the Writhing Storm>Seizan, Perverter of TruthOnce I'm done with Seizan I will have 4/5 of the mono colors covered. I need to build a red EDH deck, but it's my least favorite color and I have no idea who to choose. I want something that doesn't play like a typical red burn or spellslinger deck. Something maybe like just all creatures with some stax pieces. No instants or sorceries.
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>96931265this sucks and makes me want to quit...BUTI also am still catching up on sets from 2023 so I'm hella looking forward to 3 sets in 2026.
>>96931256Exactly 15.Sum[x,{x,1,15}]
>>96931270The One Ring>>96931278>UW sets are intentionally being designed with fewer legendariesRemind me again how many legends EoE had
>>96931079>>96931096>TQZimone, Mystery UnravelerOwen Grady/Blue, Loyal RaptorCoram, the UndertakerKestia, the CultivatorTeval, the Balanced ScaleExDeath, Void WarlockKorvold, Fae-Cursed KingHearthhull, the World-SeedAverna, the Chaos BloomShorikai, Genesis EngineTidus, Yuna's GuardianCloud, Ex-SOLDIER>Alternate TQ.None, I am kind of burnt out on deck building. I'm also pretty happy with what I got right now. Also, I am not an Avatar fan so these cards are rather unappealing.
>>96931290Which decks do you play anon?
>>96931265
>>96931265The Hobbit set failing will be the final nail so we must make sure to doom it to the extreme.
>>96931265Not a single set release from January to October, maybe later. A bold move.
>>96931274That post seems to support the proposition that this "poorfag" lost since he was allegedly crying
>>96931338>G.I. Joe.I am surprised this hasn't gotten a set yet. I guess Magic R&D aren't fans.
>>96931338Judge Dredd UB would honestly be so sickThere's no way they would allow anything that based into mtg though, it's a positive depiction of police
>>96931294>>96931278>UW sets are intentionally being designed with fewer legendaries For the thousandth fucking timeUniverses Within is reprints of Universes Beyond cards without 3rd party IPs as names or artYou mean "in-universe"You mean "in-universe"You mean "in-universe"
>>96931349You baked just because you lost an argument.No wonder your wife left you.
>>96931353GI Joe hasnt been relavent in almost 20 years maybe more and even with them choosing nostalgia sets it unlike the nostalgia targets has no modern relevancy>>96931344>anything lotr related not selling extremely welllol
>>96931357>it's a positive depiction of policeFew will appreciate what fine bait this is
>>96931316Dragon tribal
>>96931375I didn't bake. You're doing an excellent job of convincing me that you lost an argument and are still mad about it though
>>96931376Neither is Furby, but those abominations at least got a Secret Lair.
Where to people typically look for art for making custom cards? I have an Vampire/Angel themed deck and most of the creatures are cute girls, but there are a few cards such as Vito that give great effects but don't fit the cute girls theme. I want to make a version using some of the vampires from the Castlevania Netflix series but fanart is much better than stills from the show
>>96931338>Wednesday>Trending item two years after the factAccurate
>>96931221>>96931234are you people fucking stupid? READ THE FUCKING WORDS YOU CRIPPLES
>>96931386>Squirrelfag is so autistic that he genuinely does not understand how retarded he looks
>>96931338GI Joe is 100% happeningiykyk
>>96931403you just identified where to find the art retardwhat do you want my help with
>>96931382Mathfag likes big numbers. That scans.>>96931403Artstation is a good starting point, though you have to dig a bit to make sure you're not pulling commercial art for something that exists, unless that's what you're going for.
why is this the only June, wtf wizards?
>>96931419
>>96931493I remember when someone tried to characterize her as not a villain just to break the Nick black mandate theory
>>96931496>SHE'S TRULY, TRULY, TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!
>>96931493WOTC isn't ready to confront the morality of the JunexIroh romance
>build deck>it's perfect>go to sleeve it>101 cardsEVERY FUCKING TIME FUCK I DON'T WANT TO CUT SOMETHING
>>96931553cut a land
>>96931553cut 2 lands and add a mana rock
>>96931452Okay thanks, I'll have a browse
>>96931553add 4 more cards
>>96931155Why would you be burned out by that? You beat a dude who spent all game being a bitch. You should feel good about that.
>>96931338I cannot fucking wait till we get Power Rangers.
>>96931553nobody will notice
>have to actively avoid looking at edhrec, other people's decks and edh content so I can have fun brewing a list for myself
>>96931651>just cheat bro, no one will notice
>>96931693correct.
Is she gonna be cedh or hwat?
>>96931693Yes
>>96931090Show me you're Neera and Zur decks please :-)
>TQcurrently just the three. Tidus, Ureni, and Golbez
>>96931716I doubt it
>>96931716>Feather but worse>cEDH????Uh no.
>>96931716>4 cost>needs to attacknope but you can build her b3-b4 pretty easily
>>96931716not meta for sure but you can cast two tainted pacts or demonic consultations to win find thoracle and exile your deck respectively which is pretty alright
>>96931762
>>96931403>fanart is much better than stills from the showGlad you are thinking ahead. I've posted this in the last thread, but again: proxyfags put more care and thought into their cards than WotC does.Artstation was recommended already but Pinterest is also really good. Other than that just use google images.Depending on the media you try to custom for it might be a lot harder, since, like you said, you usually want fanart.The Bloodborne community shits out art like a factory making choosing the art among all the offerings one of the hardest tasks. E.g. I just thought to myself, I wish I had fitting art for Urza's Saga (posted above) to actually resemble the cards effects and immediately found a fitting piece to use for it, which actually matches the summoning of the Amygdala and tutoring for an artifact. Conversely, a friend of mine is making a NieR:Automata deck and that's a lot harder due to having fewer people making quality art. Castlevania should have plenty of people though. Biggest problem will be making it consistent, since it's either anime-like or more similar to the classic games pre Rondo.
>>96931716no, too slow
>>96931636Because I had to listen to and deal with someone being a bitch all game.
>>96931716Doubtful. Having to attack feels like it slows her down a lot. But she could be fun and decently powerful if you want to load up on combat tricks. Like an power doublers and extra combat instants.
This card looks coolwhat did she awaken in the dirt that killed her though?
>>96931942Oh. I thought he was being smug until the very very end. Never mind then.
>>96931957The Mightstone and Weakstone
>>96931957She didn't get killed by one of her recoveries. The story is actually much sadder.>Be close friend to Urza/Mishra's father>Agree to take care of them and mentor them>She teaches them tons of useful and interesting things>In the Caves of Koilos, Urza and Mishra discover a big Powerstone>they fight over it, as squabbling siblings often do>It breaks in half, forming the Mightstone and the Weakstone>Mishra and Urza refuse to give their stone to her, despite her being a neutral third party>one night Mishra attacks Urza>they fight (represented in Brotherhood's End I think)>BOOM>kills Tocasia who just wanted them to not fight>there's a card depicting Mishra running away like a terrified child (he was)>this division between them and their animosity eventually led to the Brothers' War
>>96932023oh shitmtg lore that's actually good
>>96932034Brothers' War was the pivotal and actually great opening story stuff in early Magic that was fantastic. Antiquities is the set that takes place during it back then as well, lots of flavor about the war and what each side did to try and win. Mishra's Groundbreaker and Strip Mine are both great at showing the cost of a war like that.>Mishra literally turns the soil itself into golems because if he can't have the land, he'll kill you with it
>>96932023aw man, now I'm sad
>>96932045oh its the original brother's war lore? I guess that makes senseI started with RTR, there's a lot I still don't recognize.
>oh shit they made creature versions of tron>the other two versions don't tap for manawhy would they do this? even if they all cost 3 its not like they would be broken lol but they might be fun to play with
>>96931294EOE had fewer which would support his point anon
>>96931674... is this difficult?
>>96931716In what world do you look at this and think it comes even close to cedh
>>96932056Yeah, it's basically a fresh set based on the more detailed events of that time period. OG BW books are great and I heavily recommend them. Fall of the Thran is the prequel to that as well, I think. Drafna, Tocasia, Hyurkel or however her name is spelled, Urza, Mishra, etc are all present and it makes the new set feel more alive despite a more conservative level of power (they know artifacts are super good now lmao)>>96932052Sorry fambino>>96932079I think it was a matter of trying to make them useable outside of just being dorks, but at the same time they were too conservative with their strengths. 2 +1/+1 counters at most on a 5 drop that needs 3 more mana to do it is utterly unusable in almost any game except limited (and even then maybe not), and Gain 3 life is actually just fine. Tron is also such a powerful and mainstay-type archetype they probably didn't want to see them just be a redundancy on the lands.
>>96931553add a beseech the queen
>>96931905>Changing the land type
>>96932163Effects literally nothing in the game
>>96932118I find it difficult. When I am struggling to get a deck running and know the answer is easily accessible online somewhere I am tempted to shortcut instead of figuring it out on my own. In my experience, its worth it to struggle though.
>>96931265>Awesome, amazing and likely to be a fantastic set>Literal AI garbage (TMNT)>Probably going to be decent>Flop incoming>Sell Gangbusters but probably be mid outside of 10-15 cards>If the potential spoiler for this is true it is poised to be the worst set since Homelands in terms of quality>Stupid
>>96932168Urza's Workshop, also things that care about Sagas
>>96932163Does this actually change anything ever? If so I would change it back to Urza's Saga.
>>96932168Sorry, but Urza's is a land type
>>96932193>every card that cares about Sagas
>>96931096Gonna cram firebending student into as many decks as possible.I like the martial artistry of the set, but I can't quite figure out how to translate that into a commander deck. Maybe an Aang all-bending deck.Shrines into the shrine pile.
>>96932180>>If the potential spoiler for this is trueHuh?
>>96932197>>96932185Well ill be yknow i thought it was "Urzas Saga" not "urzas" and "saga" but yeah its obviously a saga aha my bad fellas>>96932193YOU FUCKIN RETARD
>>96932209I think someone said MaRo made a remark about it being a villain team-up set featuring UB and UW stuff but there's no way that's true.
>>96932218>phyrexia sent to blind eternities>where the eldrazi are fromIt does lead one to ponder
>>96932218jace-tice league for a third time!
>>96932218fractured anus?
>>96932185Fixed it. Also fixed a minor error in the top right corner.
>>96931079>How many decks do you own? Post them all
you can loop the last ability of sagas with stuff like a power conduit right?
>>96932218So we can assume something like this Kogla but with Green Goblin and Be'lakor. That sounds too stupid to be true. Almost too stupid. I had wondered if they'd ever mix the universes stuff and it looks like that could be it. If it even is.
What decks even want to play one ring?I pulled 3 between drafts and random pack openings but I only put one into my Urza deck.
>>96932278How high power can Sek'Kuar be while still being on theme?
>>96932307>what decks want to play one of the strongest draw engines in the gameall of them
>>96932306Forgot the card.
>>96932218> Spiderman and Aang join the Jacetice League to stop the Fire Nation and Gay Bolas from invading New York City
>>96932307I'd put it in my treva deck
>>96932180Buddy what fucking order are you going in none of this lines up
>>96932333>Patheitc post-mending creatures, why should I help you?>Because if we don't stop them, they're going to invert the Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey using Chaos Control to give Dr. Doom the Krabby Patty formula!>And, like, Fire Lord Sozen persecutedghe homosexuals, dude, so when that un-radical plan goes into action, what do you think he's going to do to you bro?>Hmm... you bring up good arguments. Very well. I shall also get into contact with the Decepticons and stop them from teaming up with the Orcs.
>>96932379...chronological, retard.
>>96932311>How high power can Sek'Kuar be while still being on theme?Mine is low power and I only break it put if Ive been winning too much or everyone is running precons.The creatures in my deck are all orcs or skeletons with like 1 troll in there (Grumgully) because he kind of fit the flavor and nothing in the deck is Human type.It really depends how on tjeme you want to be. Im running dogshit like picrel.I assume you could build a B3 level deck while still staying on theme.
>>96932307>What decks even want to play one ring?Every single deck who's gameplan isn't balls to the wall turbo and half the decks who do play balls to the wall turbo
Post crack pairing cards for the fractured (but whole) reality set:>Yawgmoth and The Maker >Dormammu and Griselbrand>Shredder and Azula>Leonardo and Saheeli>Zuko and Jace
Man i just really fucking hate everything right now
>>96932458You should probably channel that into something physical, like hitting a heavy bag or lifting weights
>>96932462train to rip a full edh deck with your bare hands
>>96932458That's the spirit! Keep hanging out here. Maybe another hour browsing this board will improve your life!
So when's the eratta?
Hi edhg, I know you guys wont believe me and I thought long and hard about posting this but its completely true.I steal other peoples cards. I have 2 different theft decks, one mono B and one UB. I am a naturally charismatic person, Im able to crack jokes and also distract people with sleight of hand. I usually buy my pod drinks if the LGS has them and I bring things like mini slimjims to pass out as food tokens.I intentionally keep other peoples cards. When the game is about to end, I make sure I have something dramatic or funny to say, like standing up from the table and mimeing flipping it if I lost a close game or something, amd I quickly shuffle other peoples cards into my deck, and then either leave or start talking about swapping decks for the next round.To date Ive stolen hundreds of dollars of cards. The most expensive card I stole was a TOR which I exiled facedown with a Black Cat. The thing is, I never even played the card so my opponent never saw it and never thought about 'oh shit my tor is missing'.I feel kind of bad about it, but I cant stop doing it.
>>96932536Radha used to look like THAT??
>>96932541do you eat them after, or just lock them in a glass vault
>>96932458aww, poor little baby. Your children's card game not being like you want it getting you cranky?
>>96932541Do you run pic related?
>>96932541Have you ever stolen a Chains of Mephistopheles? This could be important
Cause I'm braindead can someone explain why Avatar has two symbols? There's no Commander decks and that's what's throwing me off, can you potentially get all the cards from a play booster, or are some segregated to Jumpstart boosters?
>>96932458Its important to remember things can always get worse, enjoy what you can while you can
>>96932564jumpstart
I've upped the boardwipe count in nearly all of my decks to 5. There's no reason not to fire these on curve pretty much all of the time.
Package came in the male
>amazing artwork>not bloated with text>fun to useIs there a more goated card?
>>96932592>do nothing but land based ramp and draw cards for the first few turns >drop a wrath that hits artifacts once everybody is set up>basically always win when I do thisIt honestly feels like I'm cheating doing this.
>>96932454Me and Niv-Mizzet.
>>96932616>Mr. President, a second green deck has hit the table
>>96932616>wrath that hits artifactsElaborate.
>>96932458>go out and touch grass they said>it will make things better they said
>>96932602There is.
>>96932641You never seen a planar cleansing, akroma's vengeance, etc?
>>96932454>Wrenn and ExDeath.
>>96932727Forgot pic.
>>96932454Urza and Mishra, brothers united
>>96932740More brothers having sex I see
>>96932676Yes that version is superior of course, i actually have a foil one on the way right now
>>96932678I'm just taking notes, not questioning authenticity.
>just learned there's a licensed teen romance manga about playing Magic in 1998How have i never heard of this? It looks really cool actually
>>96932454Venom and the Gitrog
>>96932779it's cute, especially if you're boomer enough to get the art references
>>96932761Fair enough, there are plenty of wraths that hit things besides creatures (in addition to hitting creatures, of course) out there, any list of wraths you may find on the internet will show you them as well.
>>96932740They've got to do that eventually, tight?
>>96932573Cheers
>>96932454Venomized Ziatora in coming.
>>96932853I will only accept it if it's Breya's colors and produces Karnstructs named Brothers' Warform and it has the normal ability of Karnstructs and some kind of red/black sacrifice ability that deals damage.
>>96932454>Post crack pairing cards for the fractured (but whole) reality set:Bolas and Ugin, wed
>>96932740That would go fucking HARD and anyone that disagrees is a faggot
>basedfacing over capeshit this hard
>>96932891>Post says to list crack pairings>Lists canon couple
>>96932865Let me try and do a spin on this..Urza and Mishra, Brothers United 3 R/B R/B U/W U/WWard - Sacrifice an Artifact or LandArtifact Creatures you control have Haste and MenaceWhen Urza and Mishra enter or attack, create a Brothers Warform (it's a 0/0 Black and Blue Construct with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control" and 2RW: Sacrifice this creature, it deals damage equal to its power to any target)4/6
>>96932984Remove the sacrifice ability from the Karnstructs themselves and just put it on them. In fact, make it where the cost of the card is pure Izzet colors but the ability to sacrifice is Orzhov to show their conflicting but complimentary nature.
ENTER COMBUSTION CHAD
Haven't played commander since covid started. Is it worth coming back? Will my old decks still perform?
>>96933013So more like this?Urza and Mishra, Brothers United 1RRUULegendary Creature - Human ArtificerWard - Sacrifice an Artifact or LandArtifact Creatures you control have Haste and MenaceWhen Urza and Mishra enter or attack, create a Brothers' Warform (it's a 0/0 Black and White Construct Artifact Creature with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Artifact you control")2WB, Sacrifice an Artifact Creature: Urza and Mishra deal damage equal to that creature's power to any target.4/6
>>96933033DependsNo
>>96933052only change I'd make is that it should be "lose life" and not damage if you're paying WB.
>>96932454Godzilla and Marit Lage
>>96932536Firebending has extra restrictions that this doesn't, I think.
My last 2 parnesse games:>will of the temur on painful quandry>cast tempt with reflections >everyone has a painful quandry now>stale mate>win with parker luck>bothersome quasit proxy war with voltron player>he puts eldrazi conscription on his commander>seething song -> dark rit -> radiant performer the eldrazi conscription ->use gogo to multiply by 4>every creature except that commander now has 5 eldrazi conscriptions attached to it>my turn>swing out and winalso if the hybrid changes go through, I can't wait to add this: https://scryfall.com/card/cm2/162/mirrorweave
>>96933052>>96933067I'd play that shit for LIFE
>>96933099>5 eldrazi conscriptions on every creatureHow the fuck does that work
>>96931079Has anyone built pic related? Is it fun?
>>96933124I love stealing this commander and watching them get fucked by their own stax pieces
>>96933118+50/+50 and 5 instances of Annihilator 2 (they trigger separately)
>>96933137No stealIm but the poor son of a shepherd
>>96933124>cast it>night of souls' betrayalWow. Thrilling.
Not sure which to build.Eager Trailblazer + Cool cards from my collection keep jumping out at me as includes- I expect fiddly gameplay with lots of tapping tokens, counting power, taking long complex turns for no reason- OTJ slopExplorer Returned+ I own a foil one+ Parley is fun for the table+ Lots of ways to build- Open ended means synergy isn't as obvious- Parley might just kingmake the archenemy at some tables
>>96932984>>96933052I like the hybrid cost of the first one. Besides that though this feels like it be pretty cool.
>>96933207Explorer Returned, with Eager Trailblazer in the 99.
>>96933208Thanks! I don't do a lot of custom card designs anymore since Cardsmith started needing an account, but stuff like this is really fun.
>>96933207I love explorer returnedIts my favorite deck, the mana is insane
>>96933248Do you run it untapping combo focused? Wasn't sure how far I wanted to lean into that
>>96931096Finally, a tq that acknowledges us UB players. I hate avatar and this set has zero cards I care about. I will be switching my petitioners from bruvac to lo and li though since my player group hates being milled out.
would you always play cranial ram over cranial plating? I know ram doesnt have instant speed but it has living weapon
>>96933306>seething at millplaygroup has a serious skill issue and a severe lack of graveyard interaction
>>96933399I would ram 3/3 Elk's cranium
>>96933149no shit, I'm talking about radiant performer and eldrazi conscription
I'm glad he's a mythic, but only being mono color feels odd. I thought for sure he'd be dimir, maybe even sultai.
Dies to Wrath.
>>96933413The way he says "hello"... they're into it right?
>>96933450I guess they want you to kill your opponents stuff and copy it, instead of filling your own deck with stuff to copy.Not really how I'd want to run those kinds of effects, but paying 1 life at instant speed is incredible and I hope it's an indicator they're going to put a similarly low barrier on future cards of this type. Albeit Mairsil already has one of the best effect of this type. Shame it's UB.
>>96933506Man, im trying to love the "Create your Monster" Commander, but i hate how easy to involuntary combo out whit them.I just want to punch people whit a fuckhuge/fuckhuge beast that randomly shits out 10/10 eldrazis.
>S-shame it's UBCrying lmao
>>96933272No, I play her prison but before that it was more of a standard ramp -> hoof deck with some hatebearsThe untap build seemed dull to me.
>>96933549Just play Mimeoplasm. The first one, not the more recent garbage version.
>>96933549>I just want to punch people whit a fuckhuge/fuckhuge beast that randomly shits out 10/10 eldrazis.Big mana Neera then. I don't think you really need to build a commander for what you wantThe fun of Mairsil is having a bunch of effects that shouldn't be on one card
>>96931367uh oh melty
>>96933506What's your usual game plan with Mairsil? Like how does he play out? He's open ended enough that it looks like he can pretty much do almost anything.
>>96933610>The untap build seemed dull to me.Same, one of the reasons I was tepid on her. Prison sounds interesting, share your list or some favorite includes?
>>96933653>how does he play out>heI believe that's a woman anon.And usually you're looking to put an effect on it that untaps it, and then go infinite.
>>96931783> Boros> cEDH
>>96933676>I believe that's a woman anon.nah Mairsil is a dude. Go read The Gathering Dark, story of the old school Ice Age set, an actual good Magic story
>>96933659Here ya go its some combination of theseThis is my pet deck, it can be done better for cheaper im 100% sure.https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/shrewd-negotiator/
>>96932454Storm crow x city pigeon
>>96933681There's that boros lady who's quite playable in cedh
>>96933718I really like this deck.
>>96931096>better question is how much slop are you consuming?!?Fuck off avafag
>>96931376Relevancy doesn't matter when hasbro owns the IP and it costs them nothing to implement
>>96931096I haven't paid attention to the set because it is even less interesting than spider-man
>>96933755Thanks, sadly I don't get to play it very often due to its cancerous nature.Also the selvala is a foil peel of the world knit conspiracy. I'm really proud of how it came out. If you build something similar please share it, id be really interested to see another take on it
>>96933681Yeah that is the point. Azula is not a fucking EDH card.
>>96933033Depends on how high-power they were before.New bracket system for shit like Thassa's Oracle.If you were playing something like Necropotence Zur, it can play at 3-4 tables.
>>96931199>BUT I SAID IN THE OPAs gay as the fags on /aco/ trying to self-janny their threads
>>96933633that is clearly not what im asking for.we were talking about commanders that graft activated abilities of others, your is just RNG, the card.
>>96933798Im not the guy who posted her, but I would say she probably is more playable in cEDH than many thingsGrixis colors and a totally fine effect
>>96933207Explorer Returned is a mean storm deck that's hard to play against
>>96933232Just get Magic Set Editor downloaded and use that (avoid the community, it's unironically full of petty trannies)
>>96931265Turtles Heroes and Fracture will be shit. Trek and Hobbit will be good. Strixhaven has potential. Lorwyn seems okay.
>>96933774It does when they're thinking of what is gonna make them money
>>96934030They're coming out with a TMNT set when according to their own people they have "their pick of IPs looking to make a deal" so someone at hasbro is ideologically inclined towards 80s kids cartoons, which benefits GI Joe heavily.
>>96934030You would buy it either way lmao
>>96933813>make an EDH thread>it is not for custom cards>faggot posts the same shitty fucking Dark Souls cards he's been posting for months>"durrrr why you tryin' to self janny????"It's not a fucking custom card thread. I'd also tell you to fuck off if you were posting Digimon.
>>96934321I agree with you and all but >>96931199 made you look like a huge faggot
>>96934321Those aren't even custom cards, they're just alters.
>>96934562Could not care less, not the thread for it regardless.
New card ideaJeremy Juice URInstant You may cast this at sorcery speed by tapping an untapped land. Create a blood token, it has: “if an ability would trigger, it doesn’t”
>>96934076TMNT is infinitely more popular, then and now then GI Joe. It is not the most relevant now but there have still been shows and toys readily available and people 20+ still know them at least tangentially. GI Joe has not had basically anything of note for years. It is at most a secret lair contender. Theyd have to do like 3 or 4 more years at least of UB sets at this pace before they dig that well
> deck is missing 1 card> cant even find a correct sleeve even though I should have like 2 or 3 of them sitting around of that color
>>96934845I know exactly where it is, anon >>96932541
>>96934813>TMNT is infinitely more popular, then and now then GI Joethis, nobody in yurop has ever heard of GI Joe, but everyone and their kids knew TMNT. TMNT had simpsons-level popularity at one point, there was not a single store that didn't have TMNT-related items like kid's wear or toys.
*burp*jup, I just ate your card. no, I don't care that you are telling the store owner because nobody saw or will believe what just happened. yes, I will do it again, and you cannot stop me.
>>96935402*lets out a loud, stinky fart*
>>96935338>this, nobody in yurop has ever heard of GI Joe, but everyone and their kids knew TMNT.In parts of Europe (not UK before you crack wise) they're known as Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles because ninjas were synonymous with assassins
>>96935582yeah, I used to watch the german version which has the objectively best intro, and they sing "hero turtles"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8UQqxBIs5o
>building Neera>struggling in play testing to get a playable opening hand>already have all the good affordable mana rocks>anons suggest Star Compass (never fucking heard of it) and Coldsteel Heart>sceptical because they come in tapped, and I don't want to cut any of my "does the thing" cards>make the swaps anyway>deck plays much betterThanks anons
>>96935799The ideal neera deck doesn't need to ramp neera out because you kill them with her once you have the cat out
>>96935799That was me. You're welcome. 2 is the most important cmc for rocks.
To anyone curious, I think I've settled on my picks for the ATHF deck for >>96929007:Tinybones, the Pickpocket (Master Shake, Witless Manipulator)Grim Lavamancer (Frylock, Starch Wizard)Degavolver (Meatwad, Pliable Youth)Malfegor (Shake-Zula, Tha Mic Rula)Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant (Frylock, On Top//Rock You Like a Cop)Necroplasm (Meatwad, Livin' Like a Star)I feel weakest about necroplasm, but dredge ooze felt too good to pass up.
>>96936133>you kill them with her once you have the cat outHuh wuh?
>>96936210Probably displacer kitten so you can reset her.
>>96935518start diggin' in yo butt, twin
>>96936232Oh right. Yeah I can't afford that shit, it's like a $20 card
>>96935402I draw my firearm
>>96936249The price we pay for true power
>>96936249If you cannot afford the blinky kitten and still want your neera deck to hit yahtzee more consistently, put a bunch of blink spells into the deck, so you can blink Neera and "roll" multiple times in a turn
>>96932125I like the character and the set
>>96934076>TMNT IS DEADYou are out of touch
>>96934321you will never be a janny
>>96934753Holy shit is that the pizza boy from home alone?
>>96936424>put a bunch of blink spells into the deck, so you can blink Neera and "roll" multiple times in a turnI haven't played it in a real game yet, but I would worry that I would be splitting the deck's focus too much if I were to put in blink spells.I would need the mana to cast something, chaos with neera, then the mana to blink her, and the mana to cast something else to chaos.Idk it sounds like a lot of mana.Right now I've built it just with a lot of instants and a couple outlets to cast instants and sorceries from my opponents decks, so I'm hoping I will never run out of outlets to just cast something on everyone's turn instead of putting all my eggs into casting more on my own turn
>>96936599You're overcomplicating it. You HAVE to resolve neera's ability on the first cast she sees or else she's done for the turn (unless you flicker her), so you're just doing the following:>Cast any spell, pitch it to the bottom of the library via Neera>Resolve Neera's ability>If it's a blink spell, target neera with it>cast another spell to try again
>>96931716"cEDH" isn't "Is the character on the card my epic evil waifu from a 20 year old show?" Nothing about this is even that unique or remotely cEDG. It's popular because le BPD Waifu
>>96936625>You HAVE to resolve neera's ability on the first cast she sees or else she's done for the turn (unless you flicker her)This is not true.>Whenever you cast a spell, you may put it on the bottom of its owner’s library. You choose which spell she chaosesAnd you're imagining a world where you chaos into another blink spell.I'm imagining a world where you don't and you have blink in hand. It's just extra mana to try again that turn when I can just as easily pass and cast any instant I want on someone else's turn.
>>96931199Go be gaytarded somewhere else
>>96936671"This ability only triggers once per turn." The trigger is "whenever you cast a spell" not "you may put it on the bottom of your library." So she only sees the first spell cast on your turn.
>>96936671You are wrong about Neera's trigger. And good news for you: Most flicker spells are also instants, so if you are mana-hungry you can just keep them in hand and cast them on an opponent's turn to trigger Neera on another turn.
>>96936689>>96936725>The trigger is "whenever you cast a spell" not "you may put it on the bottom of your library." So she only sees the first spell cast on your turn.Okay, I'll just post the whole fucking text box I guess.Whenever you cast a spell, you may put it on the bottom of its owner’s library. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put all revealed cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.>Whenever>you may>if you do>IF YOU DOIf it was only the first instant or sorcery you cast it would be formatted "The first time you cast an instant or sorcery each turn..."
There's like a million commanders I think would be cool to build how do I actually decide to make one?
>>96936751Triggers do not occur on an "if" clause, they occur on a "whenever" clause. >Rule 603.1. Triggered abilities have a trigger condition and an effect. They are written as “[When/Whenever/At] [trigger condition or event], [effect]. [Instructions (if any).]”She sees the first spell you cast each turn, and you must choose whether to tuck that specific spell. Yes, it sucks. I went through the exact same crisis of faith that you will be experiencing shortly.
>>96936785Get over your beta-male choice paralysis and understand it's not the most important decision you're ever going to make.Pick one nigga.
>>96936785Scryfall random until you hit a legendary creature. There might even be a "random commander" button nowadays
>>96936800based psycho
>>96936795That rule doesn't say what you think it does. The ability is not triggered if you don't tuck the card.I know you've seen "whenever" and read that to be the end of the trigger here, but it has an additional condition.
>>96936840The trigger is "whenever you cast a spell, you may put it on the bottom of its owner's library." Everything after that clause is the effect of the trigger. But the trigger itself happens only once each turn.
>>96936857>>96936857>The trigger is "whenever you cast a spell, you may put it on the bottom of its owner's library."Agree. The whole sentence is the trigger for the "if you do"The intention of the card is clearly not that you only get to CHOOSE to chaos once a turn, it's that you get to chaos once a turn. It would be completely retarded to read it any other way.Again, it would be formatted as "the first time you cast an instant or sorcery" as many cards are. There would be 0 reason for it to be a "whenever" unless it was one of those very clunky "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery, if it was the first spell you cast this turn..."
>>96936920Yes, it sucks and it's stupid that it works that way. I know you want to be right. I want you to be right! Eight or ten months ago, I spent a couple hours looking through any source on Neera that I could find and also the comprehensive rules looking for an out on this issue. There isn't one. The trigger happens on the first spell Neera sees each turn.
>>96936942Anon, I literally am right and there is no ruling on this which you think there would be if this is such a common "mistake"
>>96936953It doesn't need a ruling because it's part of the base rules.>603.5. Some triggered abilities’ effects are optional (they contain “may,” as in “At the beginning of your upkeep, you may draw a card”). These abilities go on the stack when they trigger, regardless of whether their controller intends to exercise the ability’s option or not.
how many partitioners to run in a persistent partitioners deck?
>>96936982Depends on the type of drive. MBR allows up to four partitions, iirc.
*petitionersdamnit
What's your favorite MTG flavor text?
>>96936969Yeah see how you keep having to quote different effects?>When X, you may Y [END OF EFFECT]That is not the same as >You may Y. If you do, Z
>>96936995"The eerie wailing hymn caused insanity even in hardened warriors"
>>96936995
>>96936995"U-Ugin! I-I'm cumming!"- Nicol Bolas
>>96937015That's true, I am quoting you varying parts of the rules in response to your varying arguments about why Neera should work the way you - and I - want it to. It doesn't matter whether Neera's trigger is optional, optional triggers still go on the stack and Neera's ability only triggers once per turn. If it said "This ability only resolves once per turn" then we'd be in business. But we live in a worse timeline.
>>96937036
>>96936995Goblin flavor text is always a blast
How important is Sliver Queen to a Sliver deck anyway? I know she's on the reserve list (and thus the price), but is her ability good enough to justify the $300 pricetag?
>>96937060That is not an optional trigger, anon. Are you illiterate?
>>96936953Google "neera wild mage only first spell". You are wrong on how it works.
>>96937067Not unless you want to run her in the command zone and build the deck with a serious combo tilt. Otherwise, she can be kinda clunky in the 99.
FNM I won the evening through no doing of my own. vs. Grand Arbiter stax, Gix and Hearthhull. But the Grand Arbiter deck is piloted by someone who seems to simply derive pleasure from resolving stax pieces then having no real concept of what to do with them.>have a large Melek out>tapped after swinging into Grand Arbiter who has Esper Sentinel out>confounding riddle for U end of Hearthhull's turn, find Gifts Ungiven easily best card in the deck>hold onto it>Gix player then vampiric tutors>Arbiter flashes in Aven Mindcensor>only have mana for Gifts with Melek's discount so rip>Gix player, annoyed that his VT got counterfeited, swings his Gix into the Grand Arbiter>inexplicably he decides to double block with his Mindcensor and Esper Sentinel>?????>Gix tries to take his play back, thinking Grand Arbiter would never fucking do that>but blockers have already been declared>resolve Gifts>deck isn't combo and Mystic Retrieval is already in exile, so I can't just form something inevitable>choose Gravitic Punch>Reckless Endeavor (Hearthhull player)>and fuck it, two instant/sorcery tutors because Chandra's Ignition wins me the game>Gix player gives me the tutor>Chandra's Ignition two players out of existence>commander damage the final one>win to others' misplaysThe 2 hour game after with 6 Trinispheres and Stasis was far more entertaining.
>>96937071No, you're right, it's how Neera would be worded if she only worked on your first spell.>>96937078Redditors not understanding the rules is evidence of nothing. Like I said before, there is nothing in the rulings that agrees with this interpretation, and there would be if there was so much confusion about how it works. As a Powerbalance enjoyer, I have seen how many fucking rulings WotC will put out explaining how a card works even though hypothetically the comprehensive rules cover it. There are no such explanations for Neera.
>>96937095>card from the future read different from card before itYeah its a real mystery why they changed the syntax after Neera
>>96937095Go ask your LGS' local judge then. An actual judge, not "Mitch who knows the rules"
>>96937093Needs more worldfire.
>>96937092I'm a gambling addict, so I generally prefer First as the commander. I usually go fishing for Overlord via tutors (from the cascades) and then use him if I'm hurting for a specific Sliver. I get that there's various infinite combos with Queen, but I'd rather be a degenerate who relies on cascades.
>>96937095You are welcome to cheat in your games. I look forward to the rage posts when you get called out for it irl
>>96937103No I'm talking about the rulings after the card is printed, available on Scryfall. Powerbalance explains every fucking interaction the card could have, even the obvious ones. Neera's rulings don't. If people were constantly misunderstanding how she works she would have been clarified like Powerbalance was
>>96937118Rulings happen at official events, and I would guess Neera has never been anywhere near a competitive table
>>96937114>>96937095Just to follow up>ability triggers>if you do something ability continues>if you dont ability stops>ability still triggered How do you think you are getting the option to put the spell on the bottom of your library anon? From whence does the ability to do so come?
>>96937095>No, you're right, it's how Neera would be worded if she only worked on your first spell.That's a retarded argument, anon.
What in the Sam Hill are you fucks arguing about?
>>96937136The buxom bosom of a fair elven maiden
>>96937143This one?
>>96937148This one
>>96937148This one. Okay, less "bosom" and more "junk in that trunk"
>>96937156>not an elfStill more fuckable.
>>96937148>>96937157I love "get free shit" cards. Is there a way to build an entire deck around the concept? I'd imagine a landfall deck would be a good place to start.
>>96937136The rules regarding a card that has an optional effect attached to a mandatory trigger and the text, "this ability only triggers once each turn". One anon argues that it will trigger once and not again, regardless of whether you use the effect or not. The other anon argues that the ability will continue to trigger until you use the optional effect.
>>96937181Neera is a pretty popular commander despite her mana cost for specifically that reason!
>>96936995"The contagion spreads and the Multiverse quakes."
>>96936995>“Bad fish. It’s not like going down t'the pond chasin’ blue gills or tommycods. This shark? Swallow ya whole.” - Quint
>>96931553101 cards is statistically negligible from 100.
>>96936995>"Laughing at you? No, no, I'm laughing as you!"
>>96937181Gruul dino and red clone spells. Not only do you get free cards but you get to yoink your opponents cards too
>>96937237Unironically kill yourself
>>96937237>steal shit with etbHow do I bounce this man for endless communism
>>96937273Pretty tough to do in gruul, Conjurer's Closet is an option. Does something line Panharmonicon work? Maybe that route too.
>>96937181Averna or Zimone, Mystery Unraveler can get you free shit, albeit in different ways.
>>96937273Infinite mana + Temur Sabertooth, or if Etali is your commander you can just run Squee and Food Chain.
>>96937273Clones anon. Are you slow
some fucking retard exploded an entire can of soda next to methank goodness for sleeves but holy fuck can you not act like an absolute ape
>>96937273There are a few colorless options, but running a higher quantity of red clone effects is probably easier and more mana efficient.
>>96937308That should be at least a temporary storeban wtf, complain to the owner
>>96937283Bouncing and flickering isn't really a gruul thing, true, but red has a lot of clone effects.
>>96937273
>>96937308>can you not act like an absolute apeNO! RETRVN TO MONKE
>>96937373
>Ready to have fun at LGS>Someone is playing a discard deck>Nobody gets to fucking do anything before all our hands are gone>Game stalls into a 3 hour grind because nobody has resources and discard bro is just drawing more discard spellsIs there a gayer archetype in all of magic?
>>96937389>blue>not green
>>96937394Stax with Augustin. There's a special place in hell for those assholes.
>>96937318he was a new comer and left immediately after cleaning it up
>>96937394As soon as someone sits down with tinybones or tergrid or whoever it should become a 3v1
>>96937411Don't let the Kefka players off easy.
>>96937396You're not wrong, even the card itself calls it a mistake
>>96937394I play optional discard.
>>96937407I feel a bit bad for him but on the other hand i feel like he at least owes you new sleeves or a new mat, you'll never fully get the stickiness off.Hope he profusely apologized at least
>>96937446He probably killed himself from the embarrassment
I want to make a karate edh deck. Any commander suggestions?
>>96937485Speaking of killing themselves, I almost kinda miss scrimblo brimblo anon.Maybe he wouldn't have done it if he could come up with a meme that wasn't self-defeating
>>96937522Iwamori of the Open Fist
>>96937536People aren't crying about UB right now so there isn't a need to scrimblo.
>>96937542Brutal
>>96937394Rule of thumb:Any game that requires more time to understand and set up than you actually spend playing is negative net fun. In card game terms, this means stax, shuffle, wheel, and early combo.
>>96937544People complain about UB literally every thread and rightly so. He's been gone for weeks and it's because his meme defeated itself>YOU ARE SILLY FOR CARING WHAT IS ON A CARD!!!!>"but isn't the entire point of UB to boost sales because people do care what is on cards?">kills himself
>>96937593
>>96937394>seething about fucking discard of all archetypesDiscard is a shitty as fuck archetype where the effects with very few exceptions are completely overcosted and this is exacerbated in a multiplayer format. Similarly to Mill it also has 0 fucking effect on the board state as well meaning it is a pretty shitty strat. Unlike mill it does get rid of an immediately available resource but unlike mill it itself is not a wincon. In short why arent you running graveyard interaction for your shit and boo fucking hoo you cant have your entire fucking deck in your hand and have to experience a reasonably paced game of magic with only a small hand at any time what fucking horror.
>>96937593>>"but isn't the entire point of UB to boost sales because people do care what is on cards?"No
>>96937623>t. tinybonesfag
>>96937308eating and drinking while playing is the hallmark sign of being an ill-mannered monkey
>>96937629Do enlighten us.
>>96937604>>96937663
>>96937629actually yes
>>96937648>are you...relaxing while playing a card game?!?!!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>96937648Pretty much everyone drinks while playing.
>>96937678never apply for occupational health and safety
>>96937687yes and that's why i don't take the opinions of such people seriously
>>96937671No, go ahead retard.I've said that the point of UB is to profit off the fact people do care about what is on the card- WotC is banking on people preferring 3rd party IPs to their own IP.You said "no". So go ahead, what is it about then?
>>96937536>people talking about a random story>anon comes in out of nowhere to mention the Batman to his Joker that he hasn't seen in a while>randomly begins ranting about scrimblo brimblo>starts arguing about UBSeek help. No one was even discussing UB.
>6 mana counter spell>who gives a shit? garbage>izzet player is storming out>counter storm trigger>bounce his twinning staff>top deck turnabout>make a copy of archaeomancer>grab corpse dance>untap my lands>bring back magus of the mind>storm off of his storm>gigantic fuck you uno reverse card
>>96937732>No one was even discussing UB.Correct. People were talking about people killing themselves, which scrimblo brimblo fag didSorry you had to find out about it this way
>>96937744
Thinking about building Grixis activated ability tribal around firebending, it sounds fun. Any cards you would recommend?
>>96937748>"ur wrong!!!">okay so what is right then?>"REEEEEE SCHIZOO!!!!!!!!!!"Concession accepted I guess
>>96937781ok crazy person
>>96937755The undisputed queen of such a tribe
>>96937755>>96937946Firebending is a triggered ability though???
>>96937950the point is you spend the firebending mana on activated abilities, stupid
Why yes I run Extraplanar Lens in all my decks... How did you know?
>>96936995I'm really looking towards ubtourists starting to call this game mtg the gathering or something like that because of how ignorant they are
>>96938186>Blind SeerIt's an old Legend, but it checks out.
Man I wish my gf played magic with me
> the virgin allied color pair> the chad enemy color pair
>>96937536>scrimblo brimblo anonWasnt just one personWe are biding our time
>>96937648Sorry sweaty, Im supporting the LGS
>>96938335I wish your gf didn’t have a penis
>>96938394if >she had a penis, magic would already be >her hobby
>>96938356>simic>izzet>being chadsissylesnia is the only nonchad ally color
>>96938413Only if >she played some sweaty format like Standard. Real women play Commander the same way they play D&D
>>96938501Izzet is in fact the most powerful and chad colir pairing
>>96931079Is mr Janks wimd ride worth getting? I want peak hipster edh choice>t. Plays starke of rath
>>96937648But what about chewing gum?
>>96937593>>YOU ARE SILLY FOR CARING WHAT IS ON A CARD!!!!This is factually correct though. The only things anyone can be legitimately upset at when it comes to card art/naming is if it has extreme violence, sexual imagery, or weirdo prog shit, all three of which are vastly more overrepresented in Universes Within cards than UB.If an image of a Ninja Turtle on your nerd game playing piece genuinely upsets you you're a silly silly clown. Avatar is ugly as sin but I'll take it any day over WOTC UW any day.
>>96938878this but also for bearscape
>>96938878
>>96939111No one talks like this in a game of magic.
>>96938560>can't even play consultation + thoracleuhuh
>>96939132>can play worldfire and sway of the starsYes.
thoughts about this guy? is he cool? is he cringe? is he flavorful?
>>96938878>more overrepresented in Universes Within cards than UB.by design so they can cull UW just like how they did with draft boostersalso april upsets me because they did the thing
>>96939137those.. are not powerful...
>>96939153They are very powerful at making bitches seethe. They are also the two most Chad cards in magic.
>>96939111I still wonder if people who post this genuinely are so detached from reality they think this is some kind of own.
>>96939169mine is saltier than yours
>needing all this gay shit>not just pulling a cyclonic rift out of your assMiss me with that sorcery speed shit.
>>96939111alas, if only UW was worth defending...
>>96938878I always wondered how shit like this was allowed, yet I can't have big booba waifu cards.
>>96939204why the ellipsis faggot? you're making UBsloppers look more sloppy
>>96936995I don't know if it's my absolute favorite, but I remember being captivated by “The universe is my instrument, and the song I play upon it is one you are forbidden to hear.”
The Jumpstart mythics are probably gonna be expensive right?Jumpstart always has weird expensive shit
>>96937946>>96938608Mairsil is a baddie and I want him to toxic yaoi me. :3c
>>96938878As for myself, I estimate that non-mechanical aspects of mtg account for somewhere around 30% of my enjoyment of the game. Its entirely possible to have an ugly, stupid set and still be good but at best it takes a divinely inspired literal 10/10 and turns it into a 7/10 middle of the road product. I would not have started playing mtg if it wasn't for the art either.
>>96939122They did predict pic related
>>96937593This might be one of the stupidest posts ive ever read. Just some insecure zoomie going around screaming I WON I WON I WON
>>96938501 >some literal homo izzetfag false flagged based selesnya WE WILL NOT TOLERATE SHIT TALKING VITU-GHAZI
>>96939188It's an observation of current magic
>>96937128NeeraRetard was real quiet after this one.
>>96939545I'll break it down for you because you clearly can't comprehend>claim thing doesn't matter>thing clearly matters
>>96939568You arent talking Chinese anon youre not hard to follow just not very smart ^.^
>>96933099What bracket is your pod?
>>96933633Is there something like Neera but for Grixis? I really wanna include black
>>96931079>TQcurrently 40, I think I want to go down to 30-35 though, I don't have enough time to play all of them as I want anyway
>>96932079Ok but mine worker is very relevant in my lifegain deck
>>96931353It's mostly white dudes so they're not interested in it.
>>96937735I'm happy for you, anonSublime Epiphany is one of my favourite cards
>>96932641Been around almost as long as wrath has, but really OP probably means things like akroma's vengeance or austere commands
>>96937394was it kefka?
>>96937394im glad niggas slowly but surely realize that it is discard that should get the bad reputation that mill gets a card in hand is worth thrice than the one in the deck or some shit
>>96939570Are you ok, retard?
>>96937402Stax is annoying because it doesn't even win 99% of the time it just makes people miserable
>>96938335>tfw wife not only plays but is at least as good as I am, if not better.It's a nice kind of feeling.
>>96939480No one buys jumpstart packs/product, so the price remains high until the reprint into something people actually spend money on.WoTC is obsessed with more money for less cards
>>96939665>get spanked so hard in an argument you make up fantasies about them being deadZoomers are so sad lmao
>>96939744>No one buys jumpstart packs/product,My LGS has an absurd amount of jumpstart product in the back and all they do with it is give people free drafts if 4 or less people show up to fnmWhich I find wild because of how much money is in some jumpstart packs
So. Is Forklift getting its own card?
>>96939942Looks like the comics were ignored entirely
>>96939955That's probably for the best. The comics were extremely bad.
Is the Black Mai card good enough to see bracket 4 and above play?
>>96939942>Forklift Certification>WW>Aura>Enchant Creature>Enchated creature gets +1/+1 and has: "When this creature attacks, exile target creature or artifact until this permanent leaves the battlefield or attacks."
Unban Karakas, too many kill on sight commanders these days.
>>96940025what actually happens: strongest commanders are able to get it out easiest due to being draw/tutor engines weaker or gimmick commanders get shut out of the game permanently
>Unban [x card that doesnt let you play the game]how about you just play magic with people who arent running overpowered bullshit
>>96940036Most commanders arent tutors... anyone can include tutors. Draw engine commanders are incredibly easy to shut down. You sound very low skill.
>>96940039but you see being able to bounce a commander at instant speed every turn for no cost is GOOD DESIGN I SHOULD be able to lock someone out of the game for a single card of the most annoying type to get rid of
>>96940055and yet I'm not the one who needs karakas as crutch in their deck
>>96940071KEK
>>96940025>Unban Karakas, too many kill on sight commanders these days.yeah, we should unban the land that lets me get around commander tax whenever someone does something about my kill on sight commander
>>96940039Not everyone wants to live in a sterilized environment
>>96937522Without picking something generic (shu yun, prowess.dek, yuriko), these two are doing jump kicks, which is pure karate:Sandy cheeks, martial astronautSoundwave, sonic spy
>>96940071>interaction is a crutch Uh okay
>>96940113>>96940129>YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!It's amazing how common this sentiment can be. There could be a card that literally cost 1 mana that said I win the game and motherfuckers would still somehow argue it needs to be unbanned
>>96940156>there could be *completely unrelated thing that doesnt exist and has no bearing on the discussion*I doubt it.
>>96940127Thanks anon but I play on MTGO so there's no secret lair art.
>$50What the helly
>>96940408>checking prices before release
>>96940408>pre-release pricesalso >theres formats other than edh
>>96940408Pre release prices are pointless to look at, same with previous sets because the price usually drops like a sac of potatos
>>96937066I had the white card in this little series as a kid and only found out it was a series many years later. Pure kino.
>>96940408Preorder prices are worthless.
>>96940417>>96940469I know but it seems really high even for pr prices. At that point it will sette at like $20.
>>96940408This bait will never stop working.
>>96940509Do you have any idea how many cards start at $75+ only to end up at $1 or less?
>>96940509You should of seen the FF prices
>>96937394just fucking scoop then retard oh my god it's just a game. you dogbrained gambling addicts torture yourself solely on the chance you top deck the answer that magically fixes the game.
>>96940509It's because people who are willing to pre-order are willing to pay high prices
>>96937394>LOSE>DONT SCOOP>CRY
>>96938608I tried him three seperate tries and each time by point I had a cute engine going someone else had basically won.
>>96940685>>96938608Colorless with Marvin is unironically 1. Miles better2. Way more hipster
>>96940025heh I recast him and get another etb. nothing personnel
Is it still a 6 month wait to get a custom playmat from inkedplaymats?
they should unban karakas because the art is really cool
>>96940765They should unban it so I can go ham with Loran in the cz
that's fucking it. lost to a fucking glacial chasm bullshit for the last time. I even had the exile effect but they got nox revival. people are downplaying their bracket anyway. I'm putting the moon back the fuck in. I don't CARE anymore
>>96940765they should unban it so I can play commander without commanders (the way god intended magic to be played)
>>96940797moon is based, however just run damage cant be prevented
>>96940797be the reason why people quit edhbe the reason behind wotc's bad salesb.e. yourself
>>96940869>anon's reality>NOOOOOO YOU PLAYED LE MOON I QUIT MAGIC 5EVER!>WOTC SALES LOWEST EVER OFFICIALLY VOWS NO MORE UB, BIG TITTIED WOMEN ON EVERY CARD>Reality>Yeah anon either stop playing [x card]/[x deck] or we're not playing with you>anon is no longer welcome in that pod/store>WOTC ANNOUNCES BUILD A BEAR UB THE FASTEST SELLING MTG SET EVER
>ready to have fun with friends>everyone just plays mega value piles that durdle around until they can reach lethal>usually one board wipe is enough to make all of them simultaneously lose the game>start dabbling in decks that are a little more Aggro>nothing crazy, just hammering people down, can kill a single player on t5-6 if nobody interacts and the rest in the following 1-2 turns>realize that my friends have absolute DOGSHIT interaction>in 4/5 games my deck rolls over everyone completely unchallenged>friends complain it's unfair, they can't be expected to block 4x 4/4s in t6>fine, whip out my jank artifact deck>get 3v1 every game, absolutely relentless>ask friends what's up>shameful stares to the ground around me>stick to my Aggro decks since then and trash talk them every time I win to remind them where their place isTRASH TACTICS FOR TRASH FRIENDS
>>96940906>troon bootlicker still mad spidooman sold like shitgood, your seethe and suffering is one of the sweetest delights on earth
>>96940581EDH-only players seem to feel like they have a responsibility to the entire table to grind out a clearly far gone game for hours when scooping is always an option.>>96939683Stax fell out of favor even in competitive tables because all it ever does is hand the win to the first person that finds a threat that just so happens to fly under the stax pieces currently on the table. Pure prison decks are just not viable in EDH and people need to realize that.
>>96940966it was 5 7/7s that were gonna be 14/14s next turn with protection backup you lying POS
>>96941041Assuming that anon and his friends were playing bracket 3 then a deck at that power level absolutely have to be ready to answer that sort of threat by turn 6. Even a bunch of precons are able to either answer or match that sort of thing in that timeframe. If this is a problem for you you should either get better at the game or find a bracket 1 table.
>whaaaaa I can only win with combat damage>I have to ruin the game for everyone else now!
Reminder: every post that looks like it was written by a whiny little bitch youd never wanna play with is written by a zoomer. They will destroy this game like they destroy every community they touch.
>>96941087>I always have the 2 cards I need!
>>96941095every UB basedjacker ive met is a fat stupid millenial. probably why all the properties are aimed at them.
>>96941095Funny you mention that because for the first time ever I witnessed people bitching about "boo hoo this is a bracket 3 table you can't do that" type of thing in a table beside mine at the LGS and the guys doing that all looked like 21-22 max. I know this is a common experience for a lot of anons but nobody I usually play with ever bitches about that sort of stuff so I was surprised to see it happen IRL.
>>96941100Yeah I tend to either have threats or answers to other people's threats or at least cards that maximize my ability to dig for said answers, that's just how this game is and if your experience is different you just don't know how to build decks and how to play the game. Sometimes I don't have the cards I need and I lose, that's also just how the game is and nothing that was described seemed like an unfair scenario to me.
>>96941103Completely irrelevant anon ^.^ you can still have fun games with UB. You cant have fun games with zoomers.>>96941112Yep. Zoomers NEED an authoritative force in their life because they do not know how to engage socially.
>>96941130>Zoomers NEED an authoritative force in their life because they do not know how to engage socially.It's funny that if you're 30+ and look it and you speak to these kids in a calm, authorative tone they will never bitch or talk back to you. Zoomers these days have an intense subconcious need for father figures.
>Boomers seething about being old: the thread
Wisdom is a gift of time
>>96940509>he will pay like $20I will sell you mine when I pick it up for 2.
Unironically this format needs more rules and restrictions.Not because of zoomiesNot because of boomersBut because the average Magic player is a socially inept autist, rendering most attempts at rule 0 useless unless you're in a closed, recurring group (at which point any rules are unnecessary).
the exile zone is really becoming the new graveyard, but with a fraction of options to hate on it
>>96941195Name 5 cards that let you recover something sent to exile.
>>96941192This has always been the best argument against rule 0. Rule 0 is amazing at your kitchen table, but even then you don't really need it since people will make up their own rules anyways (like infinite mulligans).
>>96941095The irony, of course, is that you personally are underage
>>96941222I am 31
>>96941227For your own sake I hope that's not true, given the inordinately large number of hours you spent writing abhorrent baitposts in these threads. Don't you have a job or a wife or something?
>>96941240people with jobs and wives write baitposts anon, sorry you wouldn't know this
>>96941251So that's a no on both counts, then.
>>96941192>We're at a point where I genuinely had to check if this was an actual print
>>96941240I dont really post that much, only when im walking my dog now really. When I posted more was when I was working cause I got paid to post essentially :^) zoomer cope is honestly embarrassing
I wonder what the average age (and distribution) of people here is.I'm 29. I started playing Magic this year. I feel like most here should be around my age. Can't imagine people below 25 to hang out here.
Would you still love me if I played BUG?
>>96941324IIRC mtggoldfish said their audiences average age was 30. That might not reflect the game as a whole, but I can believe it. It's why most the UB shit is targeted at millennial IPs: LOTR, TMNT, ATLA, final fantasy, fallout. Yeah there is a fortnite secret lair, but nothing even close to any of the above aimed at gen Z. Gen X occasionally gets thrown a bone too, but its not very frequent.
>>96941365only if you play a muldrotha alter with fat green titties I can stare at all game
>>96941365It's my favorite color shard. Wish we got more out there commanders like what golgari gets.
>>96941150>It's funny that if you're 30+ and look it and you speak to these kids in a calm, authorative tone they will never bitch or talk back to you. Zoomers these days have an intense subconcious need for father figures.Will this tip help me to have sex
>>96941373There isn't really a cohesive Gen Z thing to make a set out of, zoomer subculture is scattered among a million group chats and algorithms
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>>96940505I appreciate the solid share, have my favourite little neighbour as a token of my appreciation.
