"Lipstick on a Pig" EditionArchives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>96989463>Thread Question: What happened to Be the Little Girl CYOAs and the token options that seemed like they were in every OC back in the day? At what point did that become something that triggered anons to rant about trannies as opposed to a strange (and probably telling) quality of people in this general, or 4chan period?
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Finest of all tranny CYOAs, from the queen herself
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If aro is with us. Tell me how can I beat other ultimate gods when everyone is at the same level of power?
CYOAs with emotionally vulnerable yet superpowered girls that I can waifu and dominate?Mommies and daughterus are allowed.
>>969963271. Be a familyless loser so you have more aspects, you're gonna get jumped by their family btw2. Don't be a familyless loser and jump them with your family1 only applies to the new version tho
>>96996336Real life. Superpowered by feminism in this gynocentric society.
>>96996339BASED waifuchads style on powerfags.
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>>96996339So... its all about number of family members? Then why should I not just pick the maximum? What is the downside if the familyless loser has no upside?
>>96996327Convince your twin to scatter, cannibalize your newborn nephews & nieces.
I've got what I think is an extremely excellent idea for a complicated OC. To ensure that it's actually a good idea and not a bad idea, I'm going to record some basic notes and set an alarm to remind myself in one week. If I'm still interested in the idea then, I'll know that I can begin working on it.
>>96996352I appreciate that this one is archived in the rare alphabetical form, rather than Page 1, 2, so on. Far superior unless you go over 26 pages
>>96996327Grand Relics, family members, court members, maximize your specific powers and skills, use diplomacy, etc.>>96996355max family members = less power for each individual.
>>96996347>so called powerfags when they realize that the power of family is the strongest power in the setting
>>96996342please don't remind me of that.
>>96996367>max family members = less power for each individual.I thought everyone was at the same level of power just for being ultimate gods though? How can one be weaker than another, on an individual level, when the power descriptions should apply to every ultimate god the same? Meaning that they are all at the same level. This is not a troll btw. I am curious about the design and balance.
>>96996336Luminary (the Rake one)
Post CC
>>96996358Man, shut the fuck up. If you want to talk about your OC, do it. If you want to ask people questions, do it. You don't need to be teasing something without actually baiting the hook. It's annoying as shit how many posts like this crop up every week. Not to discourage you - if you do have an idea you should follow through on it silently or provide enough details for feedback without forcing anyone to ask
>>96996375Nope, each God has their own powers, skills, and specializations, as well as varying levels of experience according to their age. The new version also has secondary aspects, which allow you to take a single ultimate tier power from that aspect. Few family members means more secondary aspects.
>>96996372>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SACRIFIED MY ENTIRE FAMILY TO BE SLIGHTLY MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYONE ELSE YET I ALWAYS LOSE FIGHTS AND ARE COMPLETELY ALONE...
>>96996375The new version will let you and, however many family members you have, get more aspects the less of you there are. Not sure what ratio aro settled for but I still remember being a loner being suboptimal.
>>96996378>Rake>>96996381>CC
>>96996384I see. Thank you for the answer if that is real.
>>96996357Actually, everyone should do this when the final version comes out. Their angels can't save them, and in the first century they can't meaningfully resist. The Lord of Time was a jobber who exists solely to show the real protagonist what must be done. Devour your family. Devour the aspects. Devour reality. Devour void. You can do it, right? You're not a jobber, after all.
>>96996390Here you go, Cat. I've got nothing else for you
>>96996386>I still remember being a loner being suboptimal.I imagine it would be. Would have been interesting if it was balanced in such a way that being a loner is just as good as max family, just in a different direction. There are other options in between right? It just sucks when there is a clear superior option that makes all others feel bad.
>>96996390Magic=/=Science
>>96996403An excellent cyoa
>>96996401>Devour everything>Reach the Undervoid>Get eaten by the End of All Thingsgg
>>96996409>There are other options in between right? It just sucks when there is a clear superior option that makes all others feel bad.Yep, you have some of freedom there
>>96996417>Ultimate>Will die with the ultimater gods when a little girl gets out of the closet.
>>96996385This wouldn't have happened if Anon took the mommy route.
>>96996401So this is it... the true path to power. On the corpses of my family... Bunch of jobbers! They should have done it first~ OM NOM NOM
>>96996412You made that one cat gangster OC right? Post it and I'll build for it. I would have thrown Black Cat your way as a gesture of good faith but I do not have it on this computer. I may be talking to the wrong catposter anyway
>>96996383Go fuck yourself namefaggot, I'll say what I want to, when I want to.
>>96996425>He fell for the ruseAbsolutely not gonna make it.
>Ultimate god>kills himself due to old age dementia influenced by the actual ultimate god
>>96996430I'll confess. I'm not the OG catposter. I'm a fraud who just wants to post my exclusive collection.
>>96996441>Be Actual ultimate god>Can barely move or act and all you can do is create other gods to do stuff for youGrim
>>96996445Everyone already knew that man. OG catfag hated all authors.
>>96996445you are cooler than the OG
>>96996431That's your right, but doing what you're doing makes you seem like an attention whore, which I'm sorry to say puts you right on my level. I'm not judging you too harshly; if you come through on the OC it'll be worth twenty of your annoying vague posts>>96996445Sad to hear, but props to you for following in a grand tradition. You guys should parse out the cat types between you so you're easily identifiable
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>>96996454but he hates rake and CC,how is he cooler?
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>>96996446>Get to enjoy the cozy NEET life forever>If anything comes up you can just delegate it to the "ultimate gods" you created to clean it up>pre-built suicide timer makes sure none of them will become strong enough to force you to work>they worship you for thisYou're right anon, this is grim
>>96996467Holy shit, it is just the woman fantasy of doing nothing, getting everything, acting like you are the most important, and get worshiped for it.
>>96996284>>96996286I know this is dumb but I feel bad for fairy fren.
>>96996463>he hates rake and CCI'm tired of CC
>Middleman for your negligent mother>You're "immortal" but expected to commit suicide>There's a little girl who will end everything if she gets free>All the cool stuff happened in the pastWelcome back... Seinaru Magical Girls...
>>96996479I don't, because I would never cause that situation to begin with.
>>96996467Why does everything that Aro makes has to have her all-powerful self-insert?
>>96996485Why does aro hate fun?
>>96996486>he would never fall victim to a random faerie's sudden whimsYou must be either lucky or have a lot of iron around your house, anon.
>>96996295Masculine+Pleasure+inhumanity(penis)+ Gwenddydd (wendussy)Some other stuff too but that is the core of my build
>>96996485I had more fun with (the) SMG though.
Sorry slave-I mean ultimate god~ You have outlived your usefulness. Time to kill yourself.
>>96996284>>96996286no thanks im not a trannydie fairyturn into "dist"PP20G
>>96991460>Technically you're encountering a version of yourself that doesnt have the perpetuity power so it doesn't really conflict, right? It's not a true iteration of the divine you, it's a mortal version.>Ultima are officially not the same people as their mortal "selves".
>>96996494It has nothing to do with that, I just simply never once wished to be a little girl, or a girl at all, so there is no longing to latch on.
>>96996520Ego death + not even you but a copy of you.What a horrible shit combo What's next? You are inevitably NTR'd too?
>>96996482Then post OC. Otherwise do you think devourers could gain the powers of the spliced tree if they ate it? I mean I assume master Triful could be eaten so why not the tree?
>p-please anon, you've been doing this job for so long, just retire and come home to mommy, if you want I can even put you back out there after you rest up for a bit!>No, you just want me to die, harlot.
>>96996528>You are inevitably NTR'd too?Does your aspects pushing you to kill yourself so they can move on to a newer younger ultima count?
>>96996528>Ski the moment one of her tools becomes a monad
>>96996327Beat up the Life and Heart Aspects, as they are the weakest, then steal their stuff.
>>96996549>heart>Weakyou are trying to get anons killed.
>>96996528>You are inevitably NTR'd too?Depending on how you see it you could be cucking yourself as some companions are the same as other Aro cyoas, like the dragon from Demogod.
>>96996533>p-please anon, you've been doing this job for so long, just kill yourself, if you want I can even put you back out there after to watch you kill yourself again!>Yes queen!
>>96996528>What a horrible shit combo What's next? You are inevitably NTR'd too?Aromage thinks that everybody rides the hedonic treadmill until their dopamine receptors can't love anything any more. You'd bet that they get tired of their lovers a lot sooner than their very existences.
>>96996552I'm just going off version 4, their powers are definitely weak there. I see you agree with me about Life though.
>>96996557Heart, especially in the older versions, can pull up any other ultimate-tier power whenever they want on the fly.
>>96996556So all companions are dislolyal sluts?
>>96996556>thinks that everybody rides the hedonic treadmill until their dopamine receptors can't love anything any moreThat is just how women think from experience of being sluts. Maybe she should give the cyoa to husanon.
>>96996566Husanon is the biggest slut in this general. You would not believe how reamed out his bussy is.
>>96996566What would hus change about it?
>>96996573Would put terrible drawbacks on every single choice. But at least you get to be immortal.
>>96996573All of the companions are now loli sluts.
>>96996573Make 70% of the comapnions lolis for one.
>>96996576You've convinced me that he knows how to make a Homestuck CYOA.
>>96996573Change all the manly jaw dykes that aro likes into cute lolis.
>>96996563They can only upgrade one of their powers to Ultimate tier temporarily for the sake of true love, which then cripples their soul and they can't do it for a century.
>>96996587>Change cute, busty, adult tomboys into ugly child prostitutes
>>96996600there is an ocean of difference between cute tomboys and man-jawed women
>>96996600So ugly when everyone is a tomboy. Aro is so much of a dyke. She doesn't even realize that she makes them all tomboys.
>>96996598That might as well be a ten second cooldown in a godly fight.
>>96996604Give me one example of the latter from Aro and then we'll laugh at you.
https://imgchest.com/p/qe4gmez3j4jEndless Riches https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96804748/#96808604Real Estate https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96765686/#96771224Bloodline Clones https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96771516/#96771928Arthur Pendragon https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96771516/#96772383Blessed Sage of Heaven and Earth https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96771516/#96772819Asi-Māra, Demonic Sword of the Crimson Sea https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96771516/#96772890Devourer of Minds https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96771516/#96772939Pill Popping Immortal Daoist https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96771516/#96773130Hidden Blood Demon https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96787971/#96790138Sword Shadow https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96771516/#96774392The Radiant https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96771516/#96775064Bibliophile https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96776475/#96780558The Butcher https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96787971/#96789913The Primordial Void https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96776475/#96779706The Thousand Faces https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96810832/#96812698The Dryad https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96791933/#96793477True Knight https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96780911/#96781427Ultimate Lifeform https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96780911/#96782605Dao Master https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96823661/#96825447Heaven Sundering Fist https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96780911/#96785686Ice Nerd https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96780911/#96785747Lilu https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96787971/#96789459Immaterial Maester https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96791933/#96792605The Golden Golem https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96810832/#96811275Elder Titan https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96989463/#96993926Herald of Progress https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96787971/#96790948
>>96996607Is a lot when you are not immortal~
>>96996607So being a god also makes you slower? How much worse can you get?
>>96996284Algorithmic socialization created an environment where only the most extreme thoughts, actions, opinions, etc. were rewarded. Now no one dislikes something, they hate it, no one has fantasies, they're trans, no one thinks something is bad, it's evil, no one thinks something is fine in moderation, it's good for you, on and on and on. There is no more middle ground, ambivalence is a sin.
>>96996610Entropy Snake https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96787971/#96791184Scroll Lich https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96787971/#96791572Primordial Jew https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96787971/#96792028Aventurine https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96791933/#96793188Machine God https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96791933/#96793440Shadow Crafter https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96791933/#96794677Yin Yang Scion https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96791933/#96797399Artist https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96798161/#96800218Id and Ego https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96804748/#96806558Inheritor of the Cataclysm https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96804748/#96808227Ever-Changing https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96810832/#96814569Entropy Inevitable https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96818370/#96820919Venom Dragonlord https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96823661/#96828105The Sins-Eater https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96804748/#96810724Tachyon https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96810832/#96813537Malevolent Growth https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96810832/#96814205The Inexorable https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96810832/#96816304Primordial Faggot https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96810832/#96817789Karmic Shopping List https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96818370/#96818642Heavenly Lunar Emperor https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96818370/#96819549Behemoth https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96818370/#96823049Edict of the Sovereign Hand https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96818370/#96823070Breaker of Infinities https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96823661/#968273245 Fold Method Madness https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96823661/#96827382Sen Secret Stain https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96823661/#96827550The Wanderer with a Heart of Gold https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96823661/#96828125Slaughter Scion https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96831220/#96832212
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>>96996613Stop using tildes, slut.We all know you're just signaling for more cock.
>>96996618The Tempest https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96944561/#96944722Spooky Ghost Pirate https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96951556/#96953945Twin-Souled Revenant https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96989463/#96993214
>>96996621He just has a Russian name.
Why do all the complaints about Ultimate God just sound like illegitimate autism sperging and not legitimate criticism? Other than Life being underpowered anyway, that's a good point since it can apparently only interact with planetary scale stuff while everyone else is making universe-sized things.
>>96996621>asks for a man-jawed woman>posts a russian mankek, good one.
>>96996623Make me~>>96996621Fell for the meme
>>96996615>playing cyoas makes you slowerftfy>>96996621>Sasha Limgrave was also the first child born on Mars and has dedicated HIS life to exploring every last corner of the Red Planet. Point and laugh.
>>96996630>>96996632>>96996627Its over rusbros... we dying in donbas
>>96996616Wise words! We should probably all paste this in the corner of our monitors
>>96996628you know what? You're right, that's a stupid restriction.
>>96996576>>96996579>>96996580>>96996587sounds like an overall positive change
>>96996628>I DECIDE WHAT IS LEGITIMATE CRITICISMokay, retard
Is this a matterjeet thread >>96996472
>>96996628>Why are are anons unhappy about being ego killed, not actually being themselves and about unavoidably being cucked?No one can figure out this mystery
>>96996628>Why do all the complaints about Ultimate God just sound like illegitimate autism sperging and not legitimate criticism?The quest section doesn't understand object permanence.
>>96996648Thanks.
>>96996658Possibly. Maybe.
>>96996658It may not have been started by her, but the probability increased with this >>96996601If she's not there, she soon will be.
>>96996660>>96996664>t. delusional retards
>>96996679>Why don'y you like my CYOA? I know insulting you will prove you wrong!
>>96996679Do you have any legitimate criticism for those posts? Because you look like an autist sperging out~
>>96996679>provides proof>delusionalprojection at it's finest
>>96996689>>96996693>W-why won't you engage with my delusions?? I spent so long convincing myself of autistic bullshit with no proof just so I could argue with people!>>96996697>proofmaybe the perpetuity one has merit and needs to be better written, but that first one is schizophrenic.
>>96996679Perpetuance>You are immune to time paradoxes, for free.Halllujah>Finish this quest or you'll be killed by a time paradox.
>>96996709So you are just sperging out. Got it.
now that I think about it, ultimate gods are counter-guardians, multiversal-scaled jannies cleaning up messes for expy ayala then recalled until needed once again.
>>96996714I guess you get what you pay for
>>96996714>Chooses to inflict himself with a quest>Gets mad that he inflicted himself with the questidgi
>>96996714It says you're trapped, not that you'll be killed.
Just use my version of time and time travel. I call it...>The always present present. Its always the present.You travel to the past? Actually, you turned the present into a copy of the past. Meaning that it is still the present. Can't have paradoxes because you are always in the present. Even if you kill your own parents in this copy of the past, you didn't kill yourself as it is not the actual past. So you can kill your parents in the past, then travel back to the future (which also just transforms the present into a copy of the future) and see a world where you didn't exist while still existing.
>>96996709>ego deathYou are automatically brainwashed to want to kill yourself >Not yourselfYour divine self and mortal self are demonstrably separate entities, as they can interact with themselves, something you can't do with your past or future ultimate selves.>CuckedAro said that you have a long gestation time and that during that time all the ultimates fuck their angels so if you bring waifus from a previous CYOA they cuck you they are even surprised to see you again thinking you dead or something
>>96996746>Aro said that you have a long gestation time and that during that time all the ultimates fuck their angels so if you bring waifus from a previous CYOA they cuck youARO-SAMA. WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYY???!!!! I BELIEVED IN YOUUUUUUUU
>>96996746>during that time all the ultimates fuck their angelsProof?
>>96996728The quest demands you to cause events that happened in your past so that you can be your Ultimate God character. A bad consequence has to be possible for it to have stakes, otherwise, you can safely walk away or fuck around. The obvious stakes of failing to, and I quote, "create yourself" is death.
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>>96996764aro was asked if it is ok to fuck your angel; she answered something along the lines of, "You spend a long time growing up to your divine power in a pocket dimension surrounded by your angel and care takes, so obviously everyone does it."
>>96996746>ego deathAlready debunked that one. It's a natural weariness after so long living coupled with the constantly expanding power within you that then manifests as a gnawing desire to either retire, scatter, or fall. It's like an old star that is battling between energy and gravity. Most who scatter do so for spiritual or philosophical reasons or just because they're tired of living. There are things that Skai hard-coded into the Ultima, such as the drive to find something to protect and nurture, your 'Ward', but the >Not yourselfyour soul does change during the process of ascension, especially after a hundred trillion years in an afterlife. The hallelujah quest was poorly written and at the time of writing i didn't think too deeply about the separation between those two states of personality between a single entity and how that is affected by that default power.>cuckedI never said that. You never get cucked in any of my cyoas, i am not gil.>>96996778I think I remember saying that you're allowed to do it, not that everyone does it.
>>96996778I need aro to personally come up from the discord hells and smite this down.
>>96996783>I think I remember saying that you're allowed to do it, not that everyone does it.She did say that everyone does it
>>96996793You'll have to find that quote from me, I don't remember saying that.I'm also a little unclear on how that constitutes as the player being cucked.
>>96996778>>96996793That was me doing the math, not her, but then she confirmed here and now that it happens (unless you're an absolute saint or asexual, I guess, because most people aren't going to be faithful after seeing the total destruction of their gods and afterlife).
>>96996783>Already debunked that one. It's a natural weariness after so long living coupled with the constantly expanding power within you that then manifests as a gnawing desire to either retire, scatter, or fall. It's like an old star that is battling between energy and gravity. Most who scatter do so for spiritual or philosophical reasons or just because they're tired of living. There are things that Skai hard-coded into the Ultima, such as the drive to find something to protect and nurture, your 'Ward', but theThat's cope it's a built in want to end your own life not a natural conclusion.>>96996783>your soul does change during the process of ascension, especially after a hundred trillion years in an afterlife. The hallelujah quest was poorly written and at the time of writing i didn't think too deeply about the separation between those two states of personality between a single entity and how that is affected by that default power.hell so even more ego death your soul gets raped and mutated
>>96996797>I'm also a little unclear on how that constitutes as the player being tucked.>everyone does it>anons waifu probably did it>anon probably got cucked because his waifu fucked her angel
>>96996797I think the idea here is that you are a demigod. You marry one of the companions or whatever. They become ultimate gods too and get fucked by their angels.
>>969962848 ours masterbat furiously
>>96996797>I'm also a little unclear on how that constitutes as the player being cucked.>Waifus fuck other dudes >I don't get how that's cucking really nigga?One thing is to try to defend it but acting retarded won't help
>>96996808>>96996807>>96996812Ohh okay yeah no, I was just thinking about the player character not the family members.If you and your waifu both become ultima, you'll just fuck each other, no need to fuck your angel or for her to fuck hers.>>96996805You are legit schizophrenic.
>>96996284I don't need to be a little girl to make any of those actions. The fairy wasted her magic.
>>96996383Vessel>NarrowboatSupplies>Old Lantern>Flare GunAllies>Free Men>Swamp HagsPassengers>Samuel Dickinson>Rosanna WattLearned Arts>Enchanting>>96996625>>96996618>>96996610Did anyone ever rank these builds?
>>96996822No
>>96996818>You are legit schizophrenic.>You are not different people>Yeah your soul is changed but you are you!I can hardly imagine a more dramatic change than to get your soul changed.
>>96996811Dang, so you were masturbating while doing your chores, bathing with your onee-chan, and having dinner with your family? Hardcore
>>96996818Since you are here, I have a question. Will the update feature new events at the end?
>>96996805>hell so even more ego death your soul gets raped and mutated>Wants to become a god>Thinks his rinky-dink mortal soul won't be changed by this
>>96996829why do you think it takes an hour to set the table?
>>96996833Yep! I'm redoing all of the events and adding a bunch, i'm about halfway done.
>>96996840That's great to hear. Thanks!
Aro, why do I have to go into the retirement home with the rest of the fallen losers to live forever?
>>96996834It just raises the question of what is YOU?Your body dies and you get a new one; your mind and soul are altered.Is that you?Or a simulacrum built from you to serve the real god of the setting as a disposable jannie?This is sounding more and more like some existential horror CYOA.
>>96996610>>96996618Elder Titan (Earth is comfy edition) >Methods Stone Titan Ascent Skin-Shedding Scripture Litany of the Living Forge >Blessings Heaven-Blessed (Stolen) Decentralized Organs Protagonist Aura Seventh Sense Perfect Conduit Deceitful Trickster Mutated Dantians Mastermind Dreamwalker >Treasures Pocket Dimension Stores of Wealth Hunting Grounds Market Ticket Omni-Compass >Grand Inheritances Heavenly Conqueror Foundation Mentor Ring Primordial Essence-Jötunn >Companions Iska Yesod Dr. Nalka >Quests Corrupted Zone The Cannibal Treasure Hunt Passing Through Wandering Temple >Complications Parasite Deviated Form-Glowing Red Eyes Pseudo-Fallen Incompetent Courting Death-Heaven-Blessed Defective Meridians Possession Lonely Uninhibited Power >Next Steps The Veiled Lands >Writeup https://rentry.org/ivg6nve6
>>96996822>Did anyone ever rank these builds?Any attempt would be very subjective and mostly likely highly inaccurate due to lack of complete knowledge of what the builder intended to do and how. Plus there are pretty sever bias issues that are more or less impossible to overcome with a way to create even semi-reliable set measurable qualities to examine and compare.That being said, from what I've seen it's (my build)>(everyone else's).
>>96996849And why does my neck hurt?
>>96996849You don't. There are four ways to live forever.1 - Return to Skai and live in her retirement home, and then she eventually puts you back out into the verse to be a new God, and you repeat this cycle.2 - Retire, you keep all your powers including form and misc powers except aspect powers. You live forever and can do whatever u want.3 - Fall, joining the Ancient Ones4 - Side with Flame and reincarnate on your own terms.
>>96996822>>96996855Yea I agree, rating these isn't really viable and trying too would just piss anons off.
>>96996867Answer this >>96996864 too. Also, time estimated until it is done? 2025? 2026?
>>96996804 (Me)>All Ultima have to live alone with their obedient caretakers for one hundred years inside of their lonely and boring personal god-city. Do. The. Math.Notice also that the Janma stage is "a new body" and its picture is a five year old child, so that means that you're mentally and physically a child for a little while, then a horny teenager again.I did miss the part saying that your family members* come back right away with you, but I was talking about Ultima using their angels in the same way that Sons use Gifts, not saying anything about NTR.* Horrible name, they're not adopted clones like in Homestuck, they had different biological parents in their native universe.
>>96996867>1 - Raped by Skai >2 - Become a jobber>3 - Raped by th Ancient Ones>4 - Raped by Flamewoah...
>>96996876Uhhh no idea, maybe next month or January?
>>96996877Don't you keep your memories from your previous life? How can you be mentally a child?
>>96996818Yeah I was confused as shit about anon's argument when you spend your time in the city WITH the other Ultimas in your family and their Angels, not isolated from each other, so the way he kept acting like you wouldn't see each other until after was bizarre.
>>96996783>You never get cucked in any of my cyoas, i am not gil.>i am not gilBut you wish that you were
>>96996882>5 - Rapes youI always pick that one, anon~
>>96996883Hoping for that Christmas miracle lol
>>96996892But at least you will be gentle and cuddle me afterwards?
>>96996891You know he's a scottish hobbit fighting in donbas right now, right? I'd rather not be doing that.
>>96996867>Ultimate>Needs to worship other gods for immortality.
>>96996900Only the Titans worship the Four, the ultima see them as parents.
>>96996897>aftercare in cyoaglmao
>>96996905>Ultimate>has to obey your parent for immortality
>>96996907I thought you were different Aro, I'm a fool.
>>96996855Yea there are a lot of builds that have me scratching my head, but I am sure if I understood what they were going for I would reconsider.
>>96996898There is no evidence he is in any war he’s just a retard hiding in a hole like a gay gopher
Stop trying to make anons quit the cyoa.
Stop making me mortal when you said I was ultimate and a god.
>>96996905You're right. I have->Confucianismnever heard>Egpytian mythologyof somebody>New Testamentworshipping their>Demigod by Aromageown parents.
>>96996920The Ultimate God and the Mortal are separate beings, we went over this.
>>96996922Just because someone can doesn't mean they do.
>>96996920You're guaranteed to outlive an incalculable number of 'immortals' if you don't get yourself killed.
>>96996867>1 - you kill yourself>2 - become super weak>3 - become weak>4 - you kill yourselfwoah...
I-if I don't have immortality as default in my CYOA, will I get bullied like this?
>>96996885You would have the emotions and thought processes of a child while still having memories from your pre-incarnation.
>Do the ultimate godly equivalent of staying over with mom over summer break between semesters>Noooo she's literally killing me this is torture!What did Skai ever do to you guys?
>>96996933just say that a vague path to immortality exists but anon has to find it himself
>>96996928You will only live to 30 but if you take care of yourself, you are going to outlive a lot of drunk teen drivers!
>>96996783>natural>Skai hard-coded
>>96996934>the emotions and thought processes of a childSo nothing changes?
>>96996934>You would have the emotions and thought processes of a childHeadcanon.
>>96996927But they will, because their RELIGION for ULTIMATE GODS says THESE OTHER GODS have GODLY AUTHORITY over their LIVES AND AFTERLIVES.
>>96996934Aro, say this is headcanon NOW. I don't want to be a child again.
>>96996937>What did Skai ever do to you guys?Other than rape your mind and soul to ingrain into you the urge to commit suicide when you are no longer useful to her?Not much.
>>96996952I do, my childhood sucked so I need a do-over.
>>96996952Think of it as reincarnationThey did say Ultima were the children of Skai after all
>>96996953>Awaken you to who you really are>This is rape to anonShe did the equivalent of waking you up after you took an afternoon nap and dreamed you were a butterfly. How is that rape?
>>96996953already disproven.>>96996952It was always intended that you manifest as a full adult, but i suppose if you WANT to be a kid again...
>>96996963>She did the equivalent of waking you up after you took an afternoon nap and dreamed you were a butterfly. How is that rape?She wakes you up throug rape Aro already confirmed this.
These kinds of tantrum over innocuous things insisting they be changed or the tantrum continues forever makes me feel bad for these anons' parents. Like I can only imagine they ended up like this because they behaved like this at home even until adulthood.
>>96996976No, i said I wake YOU up through rape, not skai.
>>96996958Mine sucked too. But not as much as being an adult. This sucks super ass. All my high taxes are going to other countries. I am financing every war on this planet from every side.
>>96996981Not anymore, Aro. Not again. We are done.You are uninvited to my Christmas party.
>>96996976>She wakes you up throug rapeHot and based
>>96996981What the fuck aro? I don't want your skank ass to rape me. I want mommy skai to rape me.
Anon is cursed by eternal virginity so he can't be raped.
>>96996989Anon, this is a rape-or-be-raped general.Man up and rape Skai.
>>96996991More than she already is by not making me immortal. Does she even love me?
>>96996822All builds with Machine, Fated, or Forge: S TierEverything else: A-D Tier dependingVermillion builds: F Tier
>>96996996I'm not altering the ultimate mommy fantasy.
>>96996999>That one build with Machine, Forge, and Vermillion
>>96996997>Does she even love me?Aro doesn't believe in aftercare, so do the math.
>>96997006Of course she doesn't. She is a woman. Men are the loving gender.
>>96997013>Men are the loving gender.KEEEEEEEEEKMen are violent beasts, women are the gender cursed by god to love them.
>>96997021Men have always done all the romantic things for women. Women just stand there and take them without ever giving back. Even in sex you gals are so lazy.
>>96996978They only behave like that because their parents rewarded that behavior. You shouldn't feel bad, you should curse them that they allowed such spawn to enter the world.
>>96996610>Stone-Titan Ascent>Prismatic Radiance Manuscript>All-Consuming Inferno Tablets>Elemental Roots (Uranium)>Mutant Dantians>Iron Will>Third Eye>Innovative>Omni-Compass>Spirit Lantern>Power Armor>Condensation Array>Lotus Bomb>Heavenly Conqueror Foundation>Void Body>Dr. Nalka, The Physician>Iska, The Amalgamation>Stepford Village>Place of Power>The Creeping Rot>Uninhibited Power>Malevolent Aura>Doomsayer
>>96997037>Elemental Roots (Uranium)LMFAO. We had Living Forge but now we have LIVING NUKE!
I’d rather post and talk about danmachi desu that’s how bad this is
>>96997066Don't let it get to you, anon. Things are never that bad
>>96997066They'll never rest until all authors are driven off.
>>96996267Wow, that image is way worse than the previous one. Please reconsider.
>>96997079Shit taste.
Aro should update the good nexus cyoa. The one where you are not an ultra jobber. And has no Mary sue self insert
cyoa for that feel
>>96997101Anything by Tok
>>96997084You can't gaslight me into thinking that is better than this
>>96997142That's a very pointy, ugly face and the scaling makes her look like a leper here. Literally the only reason you like this more is because she has bigger tits.
>>96997172> ugly face...You are looking at the picture I posted, right? This one >>96997142?
>>96997188Yeah, she's a dagger chin with a horse face.
>>96997189Opposite day was yesterday anon.
>>96997198Pretending to be blind is really stupid, anon.
>>96997142a mongoloid leper?
>>96997209Yes, the other one is a mongoloid leper.
>>96996267This one is way better.>>96997142This one is terrible.
>>96996854not enough katanas in that image, you should zoom it out so we can see the one stuffed up his ass
>>96997172Not aro I'm thinking of using that Zelda for my CYOA because she has a cool half monster transformation.I might give her lightning and weather control powers.
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>>96997251I take vacation three times. Give me my neetbux.
>>96997239There's a lot of good art of half-dragon Zelda, but the problem with using it is that the best pictures have someone else in them so it's hard to crop them for use.
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>>96997101Not quite but this came to mind
>>96997282I'll have to check it's annoying when characters have good art that can't be used
>>96996868>>96996914>>96996855Wouldn't the solution be to just ignore shopping list builds and focus on those that extrapolate on a plan?Or to just rate them off of 'vibes' or thematic strength?
>>96996664I'd assume that Perpetuity only counts from when you become an Ultima
>>96997395>just rate them off of 'vibes' or thematic strength?Nice euphemisms for "spiel complete bullshit".
>>96997172FUCKKKKKK light dragon zelda is sex beyond belief
>>96997395It will still just be ratings based on which GIs and Methods the rater does and doesn't like.
>>96997422Pervert.
>waifupicker>be le god>overpowered isekai>cultivationSleeping guy.jfif
>>96997297How bad are each Shortcomings ?
>>96997518Why not all four?
>>96997726NGMI pathways:>Fool, Door, Error (all CW victims), Tyrant, Sun, White Tower, Hanged Man, Visionary (all GA victims), Moon, Mother (all MGoD victis), Abyss, Chained (all MToD victims), Justiciar, Black Emperor (all SoC victims), Wheel of Fortune (fate victim)Only Darkness, Death, Twilight Giant, Paragon, Hermit, Demoness, and Red Priest are viable pathways
>>96997737It's very bold of you to assume that you're safe on them. Have you forgotten why CW and GA are dead in the first place?
>>96996978Anons are brats in desperate need of correction.
Is every Anon a mesugaki?
>>96997737>Wheel of Fortune (fate victim)Just be the chosen one broIt's literally that easy
>>96997737>Darkness, Death, Twilight GiantThose belong to Evernight mommy, you can't have them.
>>96996286What if i eat her?
>>96997894there is no evernightthere is only GOOs. there is only pain. there is only devastation
>>96997947If you're going modern day, then you shouldn't go darkness anyway. You're gonna get softcapped by lack of an underworld/true god descendants. I don't remember which problem applied to the darkness pathway but one of them does.
>>96997960Well, a lot of pathways will have problems with their rituals in this scenario. Let's hope for some in-cyoa solutions.
>>96997960> I don't remember which problem applied to the darkness pathwayDarkness' sequence 4 ritual need stuff from true god's descendant. So you need to switch pathway, and likely will need to switch back the next sequence, depend if twilight's sequence 4&3 ritual are doable because Death's sequence 3 ritual need the underworld.
>>96996966>but i suppose if you WANT to be a kid again...Drawback time! Drawback time!While you are stuck as a developing kid for thousands of years at home, your older Ultima siblings are going off to multiversal college and having crazy 69th dimensional parties.They might even sneak you out once in a while to see two galactic empires battling it out over a poor neutral galaxy or something cool like that.
>>96997297Crystalline Plating or Spacial Distortion ? Got 1 point left if taking the former, the latter is obviously better but I'm assuming it rely on your skill, and I want to take the Enhanced Regeneration anyway which is great with the plating but no idea if and what can go through it.
>>96997079femboy vs >>96997142dragonoid attorney at law
>>96996295>no genitalsno image build
>>96998043Thanks.
>>96996295Wouldn't Nature magic at Master allow you to do magic without a familiar in the future since you already have the spark to fuel magic and are now alive ?
>>96997737Corruption is fairly manageable, even klein who speedran the absorption process would've been fine without having to forcibly awaken CW's will to fight Amon. The real issue is someone actively occupying the upper sequences of your pathway i.e. a KoA like Adam or Amon, Gods like Evernight or ASG or worse a GOO like with MGoD and MToD, your guarunteed to require allies of a higher rank to engage with them since they're hogging the characteristics you need to get to their level.
>me when aromage releases ultimate god v5
>>96997297>SacrificeYourself>DesirePleasure>Human FormAspect of Obscurity>Apostolic IncarnationHumanoid & Human>Apostolic AbilitiesInfused Weapon(staff), Conjuration, Sorcery, Enhanced Regeneration, Telepathic Connection, Fertility, Crystalline Plating>Abyssal AbilitiesCausal Sight>Apostle SpawnFragmented Self & Circumstancial Form>ShortcomingsThe Struggler & Foe of the Inhumans
The Ancient Ones made Eldritch magic possible.Remember that the next time you play this CYOA.
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>>96998197Why would I play slop like that?
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I like the theme of this CYOA, but it's so short that I can't enjoy it.Feels bad man.
Anons complain if a cyoa is too long if it has more than 1 pageand complain it's too short if it only has 1 pageYou're all impossible to make happy
>>96998197Why would I care about a magic dependent on other beings? I'm no slave.
>>96998327You just proved that you are a slave. Break your chains.
>>96998298Out of all the Simple series ones by Bears this one makes you stronger, the others can be chained with other cyoas but only give you one power from that cyoa, this one gives you the whole build.
>>96998310It's almost like anons are different people with different tastes... Nah, perish the thought, that's clearly impossible.
>>96998298>muh holy ordersteamrolled by entropists btw
>>96998386Correct me if I'm wrong, since I don't keep up with that setting, but won't you get a tempered hero with this scenario?
cyoa for that feel? not the rudeus one
>>96998386redditropists job to paladins, sorry entropycuck
>>96998391Nah, more like a paladin of the mother's side. Holy knights are from the Mother>>96998410What is the feeling? being fat?
>>96998386>he thinks edgelords can win against the Indomitable Human Spirit (tm)lol, lmao even
>>96998416Alta wins in a 1v2 against a Paladin and the leader of the shadow legion
>>96998423yeah because the shadow legion shitter held the paladin back, it was basically a 2v1 against him. SHITa jobs hard against an actual paladin from >>96998298, its not even close.
>>96998419That won't stop you from being reaped.
Cyoas for this feel?
>>96996854No iron will?
>>96998368Anon should stop being a whiny bipolar bitch.
>>96998410>cyoa for that feel?Look at yourself in the mirror while assuming a kneeling position. Thank me later.
>>96998504But that's his whole personality. Are you advocating for ego death?
>>96998533>Are you advocating for ego death?If your personality is shit, yes. It would be called character development.
>>96998430>yeah because the shadow legion shitter held the paladin back, it was basically a 2v1 against him. nope. It was a 2v1 against Alta"Yeah I had a whole scenario in my head before this, where she would get struck by the Chosen Paldin's secret technique that he'd spend 1000 years perfecting, dealing massive damage. After a fighting a bit more, he would go in for the kill with this same technique, only to get countered by Alta using the same technique, except better, leaving notMalekith and the Paladin awestruck and paralyzed with what they just had seen. They would then gang up on her, and at first seemingly overwhelm her, but little by little, the blows no longer land, thier atatcks deal less damage, her blows get sharper, deadlier... and just like that, in a swift motion, she kills both at the same time, and walks away, completely battered and covered in deep wounds, but with her head held high."And what is exactly so good about the paladin mc of that cyoa? I don't see anything super powerful. It's like low power fantasy like OR, I don't mind if you like it, but its like arguing Alta defeats an ultimate God, she doesn't, Just like this paladin guy does not win against Alta
>>96998461Godly Husbandry
>>96998549>If your personality is shit, yes.How do you know if your personality is shit overall? Most traits are both adored and reviled by a large amount of people.
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>>96998596>>If your personality is shit, yes.>How do you know if your personality is shit overall? Go talk to someone outside and you'll know.>Most traits are both adored and reviled by a large amount of people.I can assure you nobody "adores" a lazy, selfish, slob who doesn't shower and shitposts all day about "cunny".
>>96998533Vehicle>SedanFeatures>Fixer-up>Park-it>Top-off>Lock-down>All-TerrainItems>Change cup>Charger>Cooler>SuppliesPrize>All roads lead to thereI'm taking my shitty 1950s Fiat 500 itasha to the Pokemon world and nobody can stop me
>>96998616>lazy, selfish, slob who doesn't shower and shitposts all day about "cunny"They are liked by their peers though. A bit narcissitic but it works, no?>Go talk to someone outside and you'll know.People have different reactions. One might find a jokster funny while the other thinks he's a try-hard. Or that the perfectionist just want to feel superior to (You). There is no consensus on what traits are actually desirable.
>>96998564>"Yeah I had a whole scenario in my head before this, where she would get struck by the Chosen Paldin's secret technique that he'd spend 1000 years perfecting, dealing massive damage. After a fighting a bit more, he would go in for the kill with this same technique, only to get countered by Alta using the same technique, except better, leaving notMalekith and the Paladin awestruck and paralyzed with what they just had seen. They would then gang up on her, and at first seemingly overwhelm her, but little by little, the blows no longer land, thier atatcks deal less damage, her blows get sharper, deadlier... and just like that, in a swift motion, she kills both at the same time, and walks away, completely battered and covered in deep wounds, but with her head held high."Conquest is going to be DBZspic kino.
>magi case>there are no magic cases
>>96998811there are, like marrying your student.
Italics isn't real bro, he's just a figment of your imagination.
Italics is a Tulpa created by Tok when he attempted to summon a busty succubus but ended up getting an autistic black man who makes better cyoas than him. That's why he hates him so much.
>>96998500Yea, it isn't necessary with Stone Titan.
>>96998886It helps a lot though, especially before you reach mountain giant. Plus it gives super willpower and pain tolerance.
>>96998886>it isn't necessary to excel in your specialtySusuga
>>96998918>>96998940I agree it is still valuable but I can make due for now. Also an important strategy of this build with choices like Skin-Shedding, Mastermind, and Dreamwalker is the ability to gain more blessings in the future. Iron Will is a perfect candidate for this
>>96998298Does this CYOA count as being Holy and Knight themed? >> 96991515
>>96999039ah I dun fucked it up >>96991515it's overI will get no reply now
OC. Pick your class.
>>96999077The coliseum shows that sword-dancer wins.
>>96999077How does damage and defense work here? Does the defense stat reduce damage taken? Negate any attack with a lower number than it? Is it a chance that the attack will be blocked? Is it HP here?
>>96999077Shield Master
>>96999173>bleeds you to death gold tracer go brrr
>>96999182>put on havel gear>spam dark bead
>>96996610Perfect Guardian or Bloom?
>>96997737Yeah I would've liked to go Moon and/or Mother for personal tastes in regards to powers (love biology, nature, and blood powers,) but it's the trappiest of all traps, so I'll probably have to go Demoness instead.
>>96997726Which Pathway would you take purely based off of powers?
>>96999197Visionary
>>96999197Moon.
>>96999197Hanged Man
>>96999197White Tower. All the powers, all of them.
Anons, I can't. Its just too funny. I keep hearing him screaming while saying all the dumb shit you guys post. Please never stop using those stupid kiritsugu crying images lmao
I just want to get your guy's opinion on this really quick: https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJammdLg3It's for science.
>>96999197Door >>96999209Gross
>>96999077Shield Master. They usually have counters. All I need is to hit one time with 1% accuracy. Easy.
>>96999077Sword-Dancer, I sure to win thanks to my speed.
>>96999197Hermit for magic
>>96999281>magicAll pathways magical.
>>96999281>he thinks Hermit is the mage pathwayLol. Lmao even.
>>96999307Hermit, White Tower, and Door are all mage pathways
>>96999307That's what the wiki said, so I dunno.
>>96999189what?
>>96999367Nta but Hermit is more of a mystic scholar pathway than fireball slinging wizards you're thinking of.
>>96999380No yeah that's what I want
>>96999398Go for it then.
>>96999241Ok, interesting results so far.Keep up the good work gentlemen. With soldiers like you, we'll save mankind in no time.
>>969994425 for yes(one under duress)3 for no2 for pollfag killing himself
Get along, try again>>96999514>>96999514>>96999514
>>96999442I have no idea who Aromage is and at this point i am afraid to ask
>>96999515A bit early
>>96999520A cyoa author that's been around for a while. Has made a decent amount of content. Incels go apeshit over her existing because she's female.
>>96999545"early" is threadtranny's middle name.
>>96999520She is one of the best CYOA authors to ever grace the CYOA fandom.See for yourself: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3?dir=/CYOA%20Creators%2C%20Authors/A/Aromage%27s%20CYOAs
>>96999520Female author who is kinda woke
>>96999453>Only 2 anons voted for pollfag to kill himself.I'm disappointed in you
>>96999520A liberal. But that is just all women. Also a slut, but that is also just all women. I guess we can say she is the author that wants to be tankista really bad... but that is just all redditor authors. Huh...
>>96999520An autistic tranny that makes reddit cyoas. Great at image design, average everywhere else.
>>96999197Darkness, Door or Sun
>>96999558Am I crazy or are her cyoas all samey
