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>Most recent bracket system update
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-october-21-2025

>Outline article introducing the bracket system
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta

>Current banlist
https://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned

>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committee
https://mtgcommander.net

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet
https://www.edhrec.com

>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper format
https://pdhhomebase.com/
https://www.pdhrec.com/

>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices
https://www.archidekt.com
https://www.moxfield.com
https://www.tappedout.net

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity
https://managathering.com

>Card search
https://scryfall.com

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>Precons
https://magicprecons.com

>TQ
How many games do you play when you go? Do you switch decks between rounds?
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>>96999604
If it's the casual commander night at my FLGS then it's always 2 rounds, if it's with my pods of friends anywhere between 3-6 games.
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>TQ
usually three, sometimes four when playing casually
at the cEDH pod we can usually get around 5-6 games
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There is nothing wrong with free mulligan for bracket 2 games.
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>TQ
my friends and I usually go for 3-6 games and sometimes switch decks out, depending on if we
won or if we got mana screwed the previous game
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>>96999604
>TQ

We usually rotate players since we have 6 in our group. Usually who lose first and who wins leave so the other two can enter. We play around 3 to 4 games, depending on the decks used.
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Post decks. I love tribals.
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>>96999594
Oh I know why he does it. Trust me Ive made a small amount of popular videos for a certain small /vg/. I re-recorded myself several times in some cases just to get the recording right. I don't doubt that the soifessor does multiple sessions like he says.

But I still think they cheat wrt mulligans given the sheer number of games on his channel and how few times above goes to 6 cards. I wish hed just own up to his games being scripted because no matter how you slice it, they are
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Even wotc know that the 90s frame design was better, that's why they use that frame for the chase versions.
When are they going to start printing old border tokens?
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>cast pic rel on blood moon to islands
>change my verity circle to red
>seething ensues

why be mad
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>>96999633
mtg being a 90s game was never designed to be spectator friendly, it is what it is
>yes youtubers should be more upfront about their games being scripted
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>Emrakul is unbanned
>this will be the solution for green
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>>96999632
Does your first sliver have foiling over the card name and mana symbols? I'm trying to figure out if all foils in MH1 are fucked like that.
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>>96999648
Never paid attention to it, but yeah it does indeed.
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>>96999643
but verity circle has no color words nor land types
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>>96999659
Love this little nigga
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>>96999632
The new Jared deck :)
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>>96999661
oh, meant insight
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>>96999692
>"Which prisoner would you like to fuck?"
>"That one."
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>>96999643
doesn't work how you think it did
>>96999661
this
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>>96999668
Has anyone else noticed that the name Jared seems to be given to the worst kind of people IRL?
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> Just finished building a commander
> Want to make another
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>>96999632
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I like having the reminder text on basic lands. I think its aesthetic and it makes these cards look more similar to the spells in your deck.

I also think the DND/BG lands were a W because the flavor text on them also made them resemble spells a little bit more aesthetically
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>>96999776
I kinda liked the flavor text ones from the D&D set.
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Annihilator? I hardly know her!
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>>96999786
you'll know me soon enough baby boy
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Esty has some pretty nice proxies of Toph with her butt out think I might get it
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>>96999783
this has got to be my favorite new-border mountain
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>>96999622
Bracket 2 games aren't a real thing
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>>96999776
Legitimately tempted to buy hundreds of the old basics with the T symbol on them. They're too kino to not use
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>>96999842
Right I dont think its just boomer goggles. I do like lands from different sets, but the old lands looked so much better than "ITS A GIAN SKULL CENTERED IN THE TEXT BOX, XD"
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>>96999842
for me, it's the "tap to add" basics
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Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
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>all the tle rares are super expensive
fuck mang is everyone scalping the jumpstart set or something?
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>>96999632
I got a copy of the Avatar sacrificing zeppelin vehicle I want to try out I don't know what I want to cut for it though.
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>>96999906
>jumpstart having unique rares

It's Foundations all over again
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>>96999859
I only use old lands. I hate the new lands with the giant Pokémon symbo in the text boxl to let me know my swamp is a swamp.
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>>96999842
>>96999776
Based best basics enjoyers.
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>>96999604
>TQ
Depends on how long the rounds take. I play a deck until I win with it then switch.
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>>96999795
see
>>96999646
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>>96999933
oh shit wait is this the first UB jumpstart?
if so it's gonna be like super not reprinted looking at the previous jumpstart exclusive rares AND previous UB sets. it's adouble whammy
fuck BUY BUY BUY
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>>96999906
>>96999981
Not magic cards, don't care.
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>>96999967
green will be the one tearing the pod's aeons
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>>96999991
>he doesn't play the stonks game to trade the UB slop away for expensive goods later on
ngmi
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>>96999991
Weird, they look like Magic cards and feel like Magic cards and are perfectly legal in the game and 99.9999% of players have at least one in their deck...
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>>97000125
>99.9999% of players have at least one in their deck
Which one?
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>>97000125
88% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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> mfw he doesnt run 100% black bordered dan frazier swamps
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>hate someone out of the game so hard they literally don't get to play
This is pure evil.
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>>97000190
>black bordered dan frazier swamps

This guy has good taste. I am trying to collect them for my W/B Selenia deck.
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>>97000221
I saw this as a good way to play Toph but holy fuck the people will hate me for it.
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>>97000221
It's a 14 mana combo. Who cares at that point.
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>>97000308
Not hard in landfall
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>>96999820
I like it too. Was big into all the IE games growing up so the IWD nostalgia is great. I think the flavor text is an improvement over just the big mana symbol.
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>>97000221
Wich site is this?
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>>97000347
How fucking retarded ARE you, anon??
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About to get the Sauron precon and i made a list with some upgrades, is this alright? (Adding better reanimation targets later)
https://moxfield.com/decks/Kiu-dpl0M06s7FyeoFem3Q
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>>97000365
>each opponent sacrifices a creature that dealt combat damage this turn
..................*what*??? Only one opponent can attack at a time? Is this Wizards just being fucking retarded as usual??
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>>97000385
Aren't there some green spells that make creatures fight whatever target? I guess this would cover those situations.
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>>97000401
Fight is not combat damage.
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Does this MoM treasure token depict a known item from the lore?
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>>97000414
Idk man, maybe it's about effects that briefly steal creatures during combat.
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>built two new decks
>played them last night
>they were poop shit awful
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>>97000435
People who insist that a deck has to be made correctly the first time are net deckers. Just make it better. Maybe give it a little bit of money
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>>97000424
Only 1 person can attack a player, the active player. That doesn't cover any situation, ever. There is no situation where more than 1 person can attack at a time
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>tested rakdos, lord of riots with friends
>3/6 games won
>ran no removal besides 1 instant and 4 board wipes
>last game I got that turn 3 descent into avernus up and just ran them over with Florian, knollspine and morlun as finisher
>esper friend got salty and called descent a game changer
the most surprising part tho was how often the commander just stuck to the table because nobody wanted to target him early, and if my hands didn't suck so hard I would have gotten away with a lot of degenerate shit. also, the whole "I don't have to interact with you, you have to interact with me" playstyle truly felt like playing the big bad evil demon lord.
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>>97000435
time to iron them out, dont give up on them anon
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>>97000445
> That doesn't cover any situation, ever.
uh what if the enemy attacking me was using stolen creatures and then i used homeward path after damage
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>>97000435
It is very rare for my decks to work perfectly on their first iterations. I have decks that've gone through multiple reworks before I was happy with them. Also you can't judge a deck based on one night of playing. I've had decks that steamroll the entire table some nights and then shit the bed other nights
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>>97000445
Only one person can attack but if i temporarily steal one of your creatures and then attack with your creature and my own, they would both get sacrificed by this effect.
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>>97000417
why, my peanus weenus of course :)

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)

ITT: Does this MoM treasure token depict a known item from the lore? - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!
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>>97000474
How many "fixed" necropotences are there?
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>>97000385
>>97000445
Nope, two-headed giant is a 2v2 format where the teams take their turns at the same time, so you can be attacked by multiple players at once.
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>>97000529
I have a long, storied history of being completely retarded and not thinking about other formats when evaluating cards.
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>>96999604
>TQ
Depends on the bracket friends and I play and how much time we’ve got but we usually get 4 in as a minimum. As for deck switching I do it via dice roll as some friends wait for everyone to pick a deck and then they choose a deck that ‘fit the rest of the decks chosen’ aka pick the one that curbstomps the others.
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Is 3 cards infinite really for """"casual""""" play?
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>>96999632
Commander swaps between Karametra and Captain Sisay depending if it’s a cEDH game or a B4 game. Second Sisay was because my LGS had it for $10
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>>96999632
still love this deck even though it's shit
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>>97000583
No.
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>>97000583
Yes.
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>>96999842
I already have hundreds because I'm old and started playing in Revised :^)
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I'm a nutroon i just want the neon dynasty lands.
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>>97000651
Based. I've been playing off and on since the summer of '95, when my dad introduced me and my brother to the game
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>>97000583
depends on cmc and interruptibility
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>>97000365
Pls help :(
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>>97000660
A land that doesn't tap for mana seems like a waste.
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>>97000727
It taps for aura
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"Fixed Necropotence"
Lmao
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>>96999604
>TW
usually 2-3, I tend to stick to the same deck
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>>97000727
wastes tap for mana
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>>96999632
Just got the Rowan art sleeves for my Rowan deck
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Can someone tell me what's wrong with my Kumena deck? I tried modelling it after a standard deck I played years ago, which was making lots of tokens and tapping these for value.
I saw many lists that lean hard into infinite combos which I would not like. Should I take it apart and start from the beginning?
https://moxfield.com/decks/Ln2Z1eB7CUeTWqsxF4uCoA
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I wanted to make a proxy in line with wotc's own bonus sheet cards, thoughts?
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>>97001003
The crop is too good. Can you zoom in to cut off half of his ears or something?
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>>97001015
Actually it wouldn't me zoom in any further
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>>97001029
let me
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Are we entering the era of bant blink?
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>>97000876
You could cut two lands. Skullclamp would help a lot
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>>97001052
Doc costs virtually nothing. Is it worth. Spec?
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>>97000630
Why is it approved for bracket 1-3 then?
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>>97001152
Because Gavin is a literal retard
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This card actually fucks. Running it in rakdos 'debuff' deck with disrupt decorum, won me the game pretty hard with vein ripper out.
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>>97001097
>Doc costs virtually nothing. Is it worth. Spec?
I feel like Doc still doesnt have enough support to run in the zone, but I could see airbending/blink being a strong list for him
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>>96999906
It's jumpstart. They're always expensive+you now added a scrimblo brimblo fans want. If you want any of them just expect to pay 20-70 for a rare.
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>>97001182
It’s okay, but the sorcery speed only clause definitely neuters it.
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>>96999632
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>>97000583
I like how everyone decided brackets exclude combos even though they absolutely do not say that anywhere

>b-but 2 card combos
If I do a turn 10 two card combo in your shitty bracket 2 it is still bracket 2
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>>97000660
>>97000660
I bought one copy of each JP land for each color in my Yuriko and Raiyuu decks, didn't want to do the whole deck so I just got Neons and old Kamigawa lands for the rest; thanks for reading my blog
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>>97001152
Shouldn't be in 1. 2 and 3 is fine. The issue is many people playing 2 and 3 actually want to be playing 1 and don't understand that.
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>>96999632
Bob tribal / morty self harm
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wojak investigator
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>>96999632
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First time I ever got a prerelease promo I wanted to play.
Im aiming bracket 4+ whats cards I can cast in combat that doublecast OTK a dude besides Hatred?
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>>97001508
This is so a "commander that gets 50,000 decks at the start but no one plays them after a month"
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Mai is worst girl but this art is so fucking good I want to build her. Is mono black creature stax the best way to go?
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>>97001508
>>97001523
>This is so a "commander that gets 50,000 decks at the start but no one plays them after a month"
That's a bingo. There's so many more interesting 4 mana grixis commanders than her.
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Looking forward to getting to run Yorion in every white and/or blue deck.
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>>97001541
BUT MUH WAIFU
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Are people sleeping on him or am I crazy? Seems incredibly good.
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Boronko's Modern Life
1WB
Artifact Saga Creature - Advisor Zombie
1 - Put an exhaustion counter on up to 4 other target permanents. For as long as that counter is on it, it loses all non-mana abilities.
2 - Each searches their library for a non-land card and exiles it. They may cast it as long as this enchantment is on the battlefield, and it's mana cost is equal to or less than the number of lore counters on this saga.
∞ - Each player reveals the top X cards of their library, where X is the number of lore counters on this saga,then loses life equal to the highest mana value card revealed this way, puts it into their hand, then exiles the rest.

As long as this Saga has 7 or more counters, Boronko has hexproof and indestructible.
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>>97001589
>spiderman
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>>97001589
I don't understand? How does he work in commander?
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>>97001604
Rather see the Spot over SPARKY SPARKY BOOM BOOM SECRET TUNNEL CABBAGE MAN: THE QUENCHINATIOR
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>>97001612
If he is your commander, when he dies, he goes to the graveyard. You may then place him into your command zone. If you do, his second ability does not return the exiled cards. If you don't, you put him into your library. This will return the exiled cards. Then you may choose to put him into the command zone.
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>>97001622
>spiderpig
>literally new york
>spider dinosaur
Lmao
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>>97001639
Only the quenchiest cards in Avatar.
IT'LL QUENCH YA

Le cabbages

>Spider-man has one meme card
>avatar has no less than 20
One is for children and it shows.
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>>97001629
I thought you had to keep him on the bottom for this to work?
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>>97001656
nope
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>>97001589
he's just flicker faggotry.

>OH BRO IM GONNA JUST EXILE ALL NONLAND PERMANENTS ON LOOP
>BRO CMON BRO LET ME SHOVE YOUR NON LAND PERMANENTS INTO MY ASSHOLE, THE BEYOND REALM
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>>97001672
good
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Is there a treatment worse than etched foil?
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>>97001706
only chuds say this
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>>97001709
No one says chud anymore besides chuds
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>>97001508
>blue to make unblockable
>red to include all the "double target creature's power" spells + trample/double strike givers/enablers
>red/blue for all the "next spell you cast gets copied" spells to have 3 power-doubler spells at once
>gives just enough mana (2) for double-power instants
Seems like my kinda jank
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>>97001738
But...my BPD waifu
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>>97000583
Yes, 3 card combos or 2 card combos that require an absurd amount of mana are perfectly acceptable for bracket 3 play.
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>>97001523
>>97001541
>>97001580
Im sorry I like spellslingers?
Y'all are faggots
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Someone runs this card in my pod and he quotes Ghostbusters 2016 every time he uses it. Which is every turn. I hate it.
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>>97001829
Nice goin', Ray
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>>97001589
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>97001826
Never be mad about the cards you like (unless you netdeck some top 10 gayshit.deck pile)
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>>97001738
Done? Okay I path your 64/64 azula.
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>>97001887
Homie, she has blue. If you're not running counterspells then you are bad and you should feel bad.
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>>97001893
You don't have it.
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What are the best commanders to run a group of total BABES?
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>>97001903
>I have it!!!!
>you don't have it!!!
Yes, I know.
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A few threads ago someone posted a card that's amazing for Combustion Man. I dont remember the name or the exact wording, but it was something where it would copy an ability for each legal target of an opponent. So when Combustion Man did his thing, the opponent would have to sacrifice everything or take a shit ton of damage. May have misremembered the effect but does anyone know what I'm talking about?
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>>97001916
Aminatou, Veil Piercer
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>>97001916
literally just Sisay. it's a solved tribal deck idea
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>>97002007
>sisay in whiteface in avatar
what did wotc mean by this?
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>>97002028
Likely nothing at all. You sound insane.
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>>97001916
Top babes in mtg
>Liliana
>Tifa Lockhart
>Ty Lee
>Azula
>Suki
>Mai
>Aerith
You need a 5 color bullshit commander who also happens to be a babe. Maybe Terra?
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>>97000504
It's a fixed Recycle thoughbeit
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>>97001589
Disperse plus Regrowth on an expensive body is not that impressive.
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>>97002074
By being black?
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>>97002074
you are fucking everywhere
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>>97002083
Yeah
They thought Recycling was green in the 90s but now that we see it's actually a cost cutting measure for big corporations it's switched to its proper color
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Why is this card so baaaaaad
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>>97001508
Brainstorm + fist of flame
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>>97002103
What's bad about it?
She gets pretty big pretty fast
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>>97001508
Tainted Strike plus whatever
The Blue Spirit is kino in this deck
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>>97002103
Because she is based off a useless mechanic like experience
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>>97002128
Experience Toph and Katara are good cards
I want experience Zuko to be a good card
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>>97002117
She'd be at least understandable if it just said get an experience counter whenever a player discards. None of the other experience counter cards from the set have capped experience in this way.
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>>97001937
aw fuck im struggling to think of it and my scryfu is lacking. that sounds bullshit and i want to know too.
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>>97002150
>>97001937
FUCK HERE IT IS
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>>97001937
>Combustion Man
Sparky Sparky Boom Man*
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>>97002150
>>97001937
Your scryfu is weak
It's radiant performer, found it with
id:r o:target o:each o:copy
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>>97002164
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I converted my parnesse deck into azula moran

https://archidekt.com/decks/17493977/azula_parnesse
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>>97002169
Matrix UB when?
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>>97002164
>>97002155
>>97002150
YES! Thank you, for some reason I thought it was an instant or sorcery. Set hasn't released but people aren't putting that in their lists for some reason
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>>97002188
because radiant performer will also buttfuck you, she makes ALL possible targets, and combustion man can target your own shit too.
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>>97002132
I want to experience Toph
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>>97001536
Fucking fun card design. Need a good UW skin to slot into my Massacre Girl Deck.
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>>97002173
>>97002164
oh, here's some neato combos in my decklist, such as metamorphose. Also, you can use star athlete if you want haste. radiate is the spell only version, and radiant performer can copy enchantments.
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>>97002197
That's why you order the copies so that yours resolve last, clutch of the undercity kills most tables I'm at outright. Or you use opponent controls like metamorphose >:)
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>>97002197
Just give Combustion Man lifelink, problem solved
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>>97002214
is there something that can do that in mono red? assuming mono red, at least.
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>>97002212
>>97002205
We're not talking about your lame Azula deck, we're talking about Combustion Man
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>>97001829
Is that supposed to be McKenna Grace?
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>>97002221
>>97002218
then just be a nigger and use chaos warp or wild magic surge. for lifelink use the dozens of different lifelink equipments dumbasses
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>>97002218
Basilisk Collar
Loxodon Hammer
Shadowspear
Batterskull/bone
Butcher's Cleaver
Resurrection Orb
A few others, do a scryfall search
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>>97002234
What does Chaos Warp and Wild Magic Surge have to do with Combustion Man? I don't see how they synergize with his abilities.
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>>97002234
>>97002239
right, equipment.
I was thinking more of something at instant speed for a surprise gotcha.
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>>97002249
Then figure out Scryfall useless UBnigger
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>>97002254
(you)
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>>97002249
Radiant Performer is the surprise gotcha
Combustion Man is probably the most removable thing on the planet (5 cmc hasteless protectionless attack trigger nigger) so you need some protection equipment anyways. Thankfully red is very good at equipment.
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>>97001589
5 mana commander in non-green that isn't "I Win" when cast already makes it borderline worthless. Relying on dying with a stupid stuff into library effect makes it beyond worthless. Shit card from a shit set.
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If the creature dies and returns, it changed zones and is thus treated as a whole new card, right? So if I remove it again on the same turn, undying malice will no longer be active?
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>>97002270
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>>97002273
correct
think about it this way anon, if it didnt work this way, you could cast undying malice on a creature and win the game with goblin bombardment
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>>97002270
Run rocks? If turn 4 is too late for a commander in your pod then stop wandering into cEDH tables.
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don’t come to school tomorrow
KICKER: UU
Foretell BR
EACH CREATURE YOU CONTROL GAINS “LOOK OUT!! HES GOT A GUN!!”

Mkultra - IF THE KICKER COST WAS PAID,GAIN CONTROL OF TARGET CREATURE AN OPPONENT CONTROLS, IT GAINS HASTE, SCHIZO 5 AND FIRST STRIKE
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>>97002273
Malakir Rebirth's effect works only once. If the targeted creature dies and is then returned to the battlefield, it's considered to be a new creature. If that new creature dies, it won't come back. (2020-09-25)

>>97002275
Why would you post this instead of a rock that actually accelerates Combustion Man, like literally any other rock CMC3 or less?
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>>97002273
correct.
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Deck for this feel?
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>>97002297
liberty prime
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>>97002289
That's kind of busted. I think the kicker cost should last until end of turn, like an Act of Treason
More importantly, why is the side with all the creatures gaining the keyword the side with the shooter? Shouldn't the shooter be attacking those people? Vorthos fail imo
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>>97002284
>>97002290
>>97002291
Dang. I wanted to have some fun with extra combat steps and suicide bombing
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>>97002173
Why play the 2 blue mana copy spell and not play the 2 red mana copy spell?
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>>97002319
try persist and solemnity.
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>>97002311
Schizo 5 means it has decayed+annihilator 5+finality

The “LOOK OUT!! HE’S GOT A GUN!!” Keyword gives death touch, t:deal power as damage to any target.
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>>97002328
Because I have return the favor and tempt with mayhem already. I have fork and reverberation, I just want to use twincast to mix it up
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>>97002273
Yes, it’s why something like Quirion Ranger with Ashaya is absolutely fucking broken in the right decks.
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>>97002297
What in the MURICA am I looking at??
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Which way, Wizard man?
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>>97001706
Omg hes litterally me
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>>97002401
>buddy plays his new azami deck
>t4 mind over matter
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>>97001826
NTA but its less a criticism of you and more that she is very "FOTM Grixis Good Stuff.dek"

Its one of those commanders every "Spike" is going to play and fill it with tons of expensive bullshit like FoW and Guardianship because the second you remove Azula the deck does nothing.
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>41 Lands
>still mana screwed
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>>97002490
Mulligan better
Never keep 2 land hands in the big ramp format
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Reminder that if your commander is 4+ mana and doesn't instantly win on the spot, it's useless.
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>>97002495
I don't, anon. I'm talking about needing to mulligan down to 5 too often because I got 1 or 2 lands.
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>>97002490
>38 lands
>never mana screwed
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>>97002401
>make kefka FF wizard tribal
>no discard or blink synergy at all
>sideways kefka, harmonic prodigy, kuja and black waltz shred people and they bitch it's a 4 when I win with lab maniac due to flipped kefka
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>>97002495
Speaking of, what are the actual mulligan rules nowadays? I played with people that would shuffle their entire hands back in and draw that many cards (free mulligan) and then do the same, but draw 6, etc. When I started we'd pick cards to keep and however many were shuffled back in, we'd draw that many minus 1
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>>97002498
>using a 'competitive' commander

I'm impressed that people willingly play commander competitively like this. Devoid of artistry, expression or creativity, just the same netdecks that are high powered. Oh, I have a mardu commander, I'll run the best staples possible in each color for my sac creature draw card do thing slop.
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>>97002507
My group always does

>free mulligan
>every time you mulligan you draw 7
>when done mulliganing you choose a card in your hand for each mulligan outside of the first and place it on the bottom of the deck
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>>97002510
This is just the Stormwind Fallacy but gayer
You can run an actually useful 2-3 mana commander that does stuff without running a generic value engine goodstuff pile
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>>97002074
>>97002098
zoom zoom doesn't know what Planar Chaos' gimmick was
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>>97002498
Nah
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>>97002541
All planeshifted cards actually just put those cards in their objectively correct modern colors
Porphyry Nodes is way more of a modern white card than a modern green card, Pyrohemia is more of a modern red card than a modern black card, etc
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>>97002553
The problem with greensleeves is that she invalidates other landfall commanders for me
Look at this Toph. This is a cool card. I like how this card functions, mechanically. I think this would be a fun deck to play.
Then I see Greensleeves. I look at my blind waifu, and then I look at this 90s fungus hair bitch and I can immediately tell that one of these cards is significantly better than the other by basically every metric, and that I'm way better off blasting 17 year old internet memes and casting overwhelming stampede than trying to engage in some modern counter-based bullshit
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>>97002634
You know in the joke casual format where everyone sandbags their decks, you can choose to use a less than optimal card as your commander on purpose, right?
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>>97002634
you play mono green toph because she has a nice hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjX-VfFa0c8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjX-VfFa0c8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjX-VfFa0c8
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>>97002664
lower brackets are fun because smol beaning is a legit strat
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>>97002297
My omenkeel deck feels like this
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>>97002664
Okay but Greensleeves is right there
Like why would I run Toph instead of Greensleeves?
I'm not going to have two mono green landfall decks
Greensleeves is RIGHT THERE, she's just the platonic ideal of what the monogreen landfall deck should look like
There's no improving her. She's perfect. There's no reason to even bother with other monogreen land commanders. The best option is right there.
Like if she was an uggo, I could argue going for a commander with better art or a higher waifu factor, like one of the sexy Titanias. But Greensleeves is INCREDIBLY sexy. She's like the closest you can get to a fuckable mushroom.
So I see Toph, and I remember watching this cool cartoon as a child and all that, and then this green sexstalk that shits out thirty thousand badgers is RIGHT THERE and I know that running another monogreen landfall commander is basically impossible. It's been solved. Greensleeves is THE best option.
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>>97002691
>Like why would I run Toph instead of Greensleeves?
Any number of reasons:
>You think Toph is cooler
>You want a marginally different experience
>You want to depower your deck on purpose
>You want to make use of the ability to autorecur lands without needing to replay them
>You want to make use of experience counters
>You want a commander that doesn't die to Penis Inspection Day
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>>97002297
kancolle uss iowa, secret lair
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>>97002691
Because you don't want to play tokens
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In our playgroup we have one guy with a hearthhull deck that takes 10 minute turns and usually wins. I've slotted in graveyard hate and try to remove the problem creatures. But the other players in the group have no graveyard hate and have shit threat assessment, on multiple occasions I've had a boardwipe countered because someone wanted to keep a single creature, while the hearthhull had 6 out that all did something. So, I want a deck that will only be played when hearthhull is pulled out, the decks only goal will be to bully him until he retires it. I am torn, should I go Zozu and punish him for having and using lands or Orzhov/Esper stax? I've found quite a few W/B cards that would hurt him, but Zozu would be a lot more straightforward
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>>97002742
What is he winning with? Hearthhull's burn or something else?
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>>97002742
I like the esper option better. There are so many ways to bully that kind of deck beyond just smacking them in the face.
Derevi Turbostasis is also a great option.
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>>97002750
Its mostly Hearthhulls burn from land saccing, a few times hes won with extra combats from Mourag Fury of Akoum but when I have something I take that out. Problem is like I said, the other players see him set up this engine where he can sac lands and bring them right back but they dont fucking do anything about it.
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>>97002715
those are all lame copes. I read every one of those "points", and then I take a look at Greensleeves and realize that Toph, and every other monogreen landfall legendary creature, is at best a card to run in the 99 of another deck
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>>97002765
Commander is a format that only works with lame copes.
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I just gave my newbie friend to commander, my CEDH monogreen stompy for christmas. Remember giving is better then recieving.
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>>97002780
>CEDH monogreen stompy
This literally doesn't exist. Bracket 3/4 is not cEDH
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>>97002721
BEEG AMERICAN TEETEEZ, CUZZIN
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I'm late to the party but War Doctor + Clara Oswald looks fun as hell, which 3rd color would be the funnest to add?
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>>97002797
>not just being lame and doing War Doctor+Ryan
based

Probably blue.
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>>97002797
Black, there are a bunch of mean exile value cards in wb
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>>97002797
>>97002798
yeah I made clara blue because jeskai seems like it does more wacky fun stuff.
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>>97002762
I built a Boros deck with that in mind
harsh mentor, zozu, and cemetery gatekeeper to punish landfall triggers.
white for board wipe, I would suggest goad but your playground sounds like they would lynch you for that. white also has single combat, so the timmy gets to keep his one big creature but hearthull loses his board
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>>97002784
>Takes a comment about the spirit of giving and makes it about commander levels
Jesus christ man you are the worst kind of person.
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>>96999906
>>all the tle rares are super expensive
My brother in christ, wait 6 weeks amd the prices will fall
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>>97002797
>which 3rd color would be the funnest to add?
blue
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>>97002797
black because clara is one of only two ways to run black with doctors
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>>97001541
>There's so many more interesting 4 mana grixis commanders than her.
There really aren't though.
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>>97002784
Just wait until Rofellos, Prime Time and Sylvan Primordial become unabanned along with their colorless friend Sundering Titan. Mono green stompy will make cedh babbys cry for their mummys.
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> Force TCG player to issue me refund for missing product (not store credit)
> Take my business to a different site
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>>97002814
Tasha's Hideous Laughter seemed like an obvious funny
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>>97002742
Esper stax gets you this.
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>>97002867
Aren't you forgetting someone, anon?
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I hope nobody in your "pod" have this much mental illness when it comes to scooping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiSZ2yV93jc
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>>97002882
*has
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>>97002816
>you are the worst kind of person.
Meanie poo comments online about cards make me the worst kind of person? You must be very sheltered, anon.
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>>97002882
We stand with Blood Artist in this general ever since he released his video opposing hybrid mana. Same with Trinket Mage.
#BoycottLorwyn
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>play my commander
>opponent kills it
>I concede
that's how I do it
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>>97002527
>muh fallacy
Not interested, there's no logical application to apply here when it's pitying someone for trying to optimize the fun out of the game, and is the ultimate reason brackets exist as a containment solution.
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>>97002882
If I want to concede I'm picking up my cards. Fuck being a "good conceder"
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>>97002912
based
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>>97002882
Niggas don't expect my tactical concede to disrupt their damage step
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>>96999639
They don't think the pre-modern border is better, they just know a portion of the audience thinks it is so they bring it out only yo milk money from nostalgiafags.
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>>97002909
optimizing the fun out of the game is not the same as avoiding running The Tarrasque because it fucking sucks
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>>96999639
old borders are chasers simply because only older people would have attachment to them and they have more disposable income than younger people
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>>97002923
you contradict yourself, this format is to escape the netdecking bullshit and play big random shit that sucks because it can't be played competitively. you are deformed simulacrum
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>>97002935
you say that but the real purpose of the commander format is to have fun. I don't think CMC 8 do nothing cards are very fun, so I run fun cheap commanders I get to use a lot in every game like Rosnahkt, Belbe, Gev, and M21 Jolrael, and I don't think that's an artless compfag way to play
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>>97000417
It's Urabrask's arm.
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>>97001589
NGL I thought this was a fake card
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>>97002103
This is good
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>>97002141
3 per turn bro
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>>97002200
Same
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>>97002634
In building this and I'm taking this post personally
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>have a sweet deck idea
>do a basic search on scryfall, it can't work
Is there a worse feeling? I had a meme idea of a Volrath one hit KO deck where I discard a 15+cmc creature but there's only 2 that can go in the deck. And I don't feel like cheesing it with double strike just to include 5+cmc creatures instead
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>>97003054
An anon here has been running Volrath with Draco for years. He seems to have fun with it, I'd suggest trying it out.
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>>97003068
But that requires just tutoring for it every game, which gets old and boring very quickly. It's the reason why I don't run tutors in the first place
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>>97003075
Nobody's really going to be fussed if a mono black deck runs a couple of tutors, its objectively their thing.
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>>97003075
Anon, you need to run cards other than your one meme combo. A commander deck should be able to adopt a variety of gameplans, or it won't have the longevity to be played 50+ times.
Add something interesting that synergizes with Volrath. I'm sure you can think of something. He works well with multiple of the classic monoblack strategies.
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>>97002834
will they? aren't jumpstarts usually short printed. at least looking back at previous jumpstarts
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>>97003140
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>>97003054
>>97003068
I ran him for years but I think I might not be the only anon this applies to. You can either go all in on tutoring up Draco and Shadow of Mortality or actually build a deck and balance his big hitting ability with those cards, hatred and tainted strike etc against other big mana creatures and a reanimation package to grind out games since no one is just going to let you delete a player every turn. It works just fine if dated and telegraphed.
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I am trying to make an deck with Iwamori of the open fist as my commander. Someone in a previous thread suggested him for Karate.dek, and god damn it if I didnt fall in love with the art. I recognize he sucks. However, here I am.

What the hell do I do with this guy? All I can reckon is packing in every green removal spell (fight, enchants, etc.) humanly possible to counteract the legendaries I'm leaking onto the board. Other than that I have no plan.

Any help?
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>>97003223
>I recognize he sucks. However, here I am.
The very best decks are the ones we enjoy most.
>What the hell do I do with this guy?
Lean into voltron, perhaps? Make a truly bracket 1-2 deck that's karate art tribal? Unfortunately he doesn't have the most helpful art tags so you'll have to search the hard way. Fight/group hug seem to be the most common deck types
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>>97003245
>nipple
i keep forgetting what kind of people run scryfall
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>>97003245
> bald
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>>97003263
Yep.
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>>97001829
>Someone runs this card in my pod and he quotes Ghostbusters 2016 every time he uses it. Which is every turn. I hate it.
Holy fucking based
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>>97001829
Report him to the cops as a member of ANTIFA. There's like, an 80% chance you'd be right
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>>97003279
I don't think they'd do anything anon
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>gain a straight up stupid amount of life
>he resolves, pay like 100+ life to kill every creature your opponents control
>repeat if necessary
This sounds so stupid I love the idea so much. We have any other dipshit on here that runs this guy?
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What happens if someone counters my creature when I got this guy out (before the trigger resolves). Would he not copy the spell since it's gone?
oh fuck me I'm still image rangebanned. It's volo, guide to monsters
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>>97003292
Never seen this guy before. Sick art.
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>>97003295
>image rangebanned
you fuckin wot
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>>97003295
He has a "when you cast" trigger, not "when your creature enters" trigger, so the moment you cast your creature, he triggers and a copy goes on the stack as well. Your opponents would need to counter *both* creature spells to make sure nothing hits
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>>97003304
it was a temporary block a few days ago and it's not even mine.
someone nearby me fucked my shit up
>>97003313
but volo's trigger is still a trigger that can be responded to, innit?
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>>97002992
>>97000417
Feels like that should be setup for something eventually. A Chekhov's arm.
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>>97000435
Yeah that's just how things go sometimes. Got to iron out things as you go. In personal testing with practice hands or in practical testing in games with other people. What decks were they? Where did they trip up?
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>>97003318
>but volo's trigger is still a trigger that can be responded to, innit?
Correct, they'd need to run some kinda "counter target triggered ability" response like pic rel to stop his trigger. So they'd need to play both a counterspell for your creature you cast *and* a Stifle-esque card to counter Volo's trigger
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>>97003327
my issue is that when you counter the spell, it'd leave the stack.
so what would volo be copying or does the ability get sent to the stack with the card info attached?
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>>97000446
>esper friend got salty and called descent a game changer
I'm always unsure what to think of this card. The value you get from it is big, but it's also giving just that much value to your opponents and loading up you opponents with so much always strikes me as too risky.
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>>97003337
>my issue is that when you counter the spell, it'd leave the stack.
Yes, and? That's how counterspells typically work. Here's the sequence, with Volo out:
You cast the creature
You still have priority, Volo triggers
You pass priority with the creature spell and Volo's trigger copying it on the stack, in that order
Someone counters the creature spell, your creature goes to the graveyard
Volo's trigger resolves, you get the token creature copy of the creature you cast
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>>97000446
>I HAVE DECIDED THIS IS OUT OF BRACKET BECAUSE I SAID SO
I hate bracketfags so much
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>>97002634
The only thing I don't like about this Toph is that she's an on attack trigger. Would have much preferred it a beginning of combat trigger so you can actually get in with your animated land.
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>>97003350
okay that basically answers it then. the issue I saw was about making a copy of something that isn't there on the stack anymore
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>>97003364
>the issue I saw was about making a copy of something that isn't there on the stack anymore
Not how the game works. Once Volo's trigger goes on the stack, the game doesn't care what happens to the creature spell it copies
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>>97002762
Find some repeatable artifact removal. It's very easy to just say no to anything they could try with an Abrade or any of the creatures that can sacrifice themselves to destroy an artifact or enchantment. Also could try Collector Ouphe? Station is an activated ability and he'd just shut that down. Same with other "can't activate artifact" effects.
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>>97002297
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>>96999906
>tfw got my two cabbage merchants for $5
>now it's over $25
as they say, the early bird gets the worm
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>>97003327
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>>97003292
with enough lifegain and coffer effects kuro becomes a legitimate boardwipe in the cz with the added bonus of killing someone in 3 hits, underrated imo
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>>97003392
>added bonus of killing someone in 3 hits
Pathetic.
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>>97003397
lol i guess there's always that
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>>97003295
>I'm still image rangebanned
I've seen this happen to me lately as well. And only on this board too. Fucking random and annoying.
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>>97003344
I kind of like that you can switch out Kraven and Chevill whenever. Not that you would want to, but I like a deck that can have a backup plan the way those two work out.
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>>97002765
This is so bizarre cause greensleeves is far from the best mono green landfall commander.
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>>97003420
this
>titania
>lumra
>bristly bill
>tifa
>azusa
all better options
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>>97003408
I've played a lot of chevil and kraven bodyslams him
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>>97003397
this should be a GC
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Bring back Yawgmoth.
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>>97003574
Get rid of everything and start over.
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I will play control
I will play stax
I will counterspell your shit
I will stifle your fetches
And you will LIKE it
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why is this card under $1?
its a pretty good card right?
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>>97003662
stax is cringe
counterspell is cringe
but stifling on fetches is kino
there should be cards that only work against opponents based on how tryhard their deck is
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>>97003717
I wish she'd tap me in my toolbox if you know what I mean.
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>>97003717
It is wonky and highly situational.
A fun bracket 2 card though.
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>>97003717
>ts a pretty good card right?
lol
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I don't mind stax players.
combo players (usually artifacts)? yeah, kys. no one enjoys watching you twirl 20 cards and then "oh look I win" combo garbage.
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>>97003662
This is all bracket 1 btw.
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>>97003717
4 mana, do nothing is pretty shit.
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Why is it easier to make treasures than clues?
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>>97003717
Equipment is a pretty inherently shitty strategy, which is why every piece of equipment that is even remotely good is at least 3 bucks or so. If it isn't, you can probably be assured that it is bad.
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>>97003839
Probably just because there is just more need for cards to be able to create treasures. There is just more need for cards to be able to create temporary mana than there is for cards to be able to create a delayed card draw artifact. Wotc likely determined that other colors besides green need to be able to have access to additional mana, but didn't want to do it as powerfully as green, so the compromise is treasure. On the other hand, many of the times you would want a card to provide card advantage of some kind, it is actually just fine to have it draw a card.
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>>97003857
Only good equipment ever printed coming through.
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>>97003839
>Why is it easier to make treasures than clues?
I dont know but I suspect they will make more clue and food support. The Hobbit will have more food support
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equipment is shit he says have you tried rocks
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>>97003884
It is pretty telling that the best equipment isn't even really used for combat efficacy
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>>97002918
>"I scoop"
>"Okay I'm going to get my triggers anyways"
>"But I scooped"
>"Okay I don't care"
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>>97003897
No shit, Auras are shit too.
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>>97002553
Commanders with green are effectively 1-2 mana cheaper.
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>>97003927
This, why should I care if people cheat after I scoop?
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>>97003944
You need to have priority to scoop retard
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>>97003951
LOL, LMAO!
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>>97003839
>Take popular card
>Add 1 to the cost
>Also create a treasure token
Because WotC used them as an easy eay to reprint some cards. And then they slapped it on several more cards as easy reward for some shit like with Grim Hireling.
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>>97003580
This but unironically.
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>>97003839
Because they fucked up in naming them clues and in naming the act of creating them investigating which limits how they can be used thematically. Treasure is so generic it can be almost anything and doesn't have any creation key word to tie it down.
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>>97003839
>why is it easier to make money than come up with ideas guys?
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>>97003354
Yes brackets are bullshit
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>>97003941
I want to go back to the time where my playgroup thought this was good
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so why does raphael have no 3 prong sais again?
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>>97003951
Even assuming that's true (it's not, scooping is actually basically the only action you don't need priority for), in what universe can you force someone to skip their turn in priority during declare blockers?
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>>97004101
probably stylistic
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>>97004101
For whatever reason will make you angriest
That's why you are asking, isn't it?
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>400 pound fatass at the LGS unironically makes the "i paid for my cards so everyone else should too" argument when asked if he's okay with a few proxies
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>>97004133
>go for commander night at the lgs one night
>owner announces: "hey, if you are using proxies, just ask your group of it is okay, alright?"
>first time I have ever hear him say anything about proxies
>ask him about it, evidently somebody was complaining about playing against proxies and threw a fit
>eventually, overhear from the pod over at the next table the person who was likely the culprit whining about it in the pregame discussion (a familiar face, some roughly high school aged autistic kid whose parents buy him whatever he wants, so he comes in with a new cedh deck he doesn't know how to play each week), and saying that he isn't okay with playing with proxies
>Dude who wanted to play proxies says "alright, I'll just go find a different group to play with"
>after a brief awkward pause, rest of the group leaves as well and basically just reforms the same group 5 feet to the left without him
>antiproxy kid sits there malding for a bit before leaving
>hasn't been seen in months

Thank you for reading my blog post
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>>97004121
yes
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>>97004133
I agree that you shouldn't be forced to buy everything, or use proxies for art you prefer.
But if you bring a deck full of old dual lands and other expensive shit, all proxied of course, then you can fuck right off.
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>>97004133
BASED
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>>97004209
I just had a handful of 8-10 dollar lands temporarily proxied and nobody else at the store minded, i think that guy is the only one there who spergs about it.
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>>97004199
That's awesome if true.
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>>97004209
The problem is always the pubstomper himself building the deck. Allowing proxies only enables poorfags to potentially also pubstomp, not just the guys who sink thousands of bucks into this hobby.
That said, people should at least have the decency to make their proxies readable. I don't wanna play against decks that are full of cards with only the names written on them.
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>>97004209
but where/how would you put an exact limit to this
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>>97004225
No excuse for handwritten proxies when it's so easy to just print the cards and sleeve them in front of some bulk yeah.
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>>97004209
But why?
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>>97004133
Good. I'm tired of anti-proxy fags doing the olympic level mental gymnastics when their actual reason is the same as that fatass.
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>>97004133
I am glad I have never met the type of anti-proxy tards that fill this general.
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>>97004225
You just outed yourself.
>I spent the most money therefore I deserve to win,
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>>97004225
you are fucking dumb. pubstomping is not about money or proxies. its about whether your playgroup is dumb enough to allow unfun cards, no matter if they are real cards or proxied.

if you play commander because you want to fuck over noobs, you are cringe as fuck lol
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>>97004290
But I spent more money than those noobs. If a new player can only afford a precon and a few booster boxes then they need to accept that they deserve to lose to me until they've spent enough money to match my deck I've spent a decade collecting cards for.
You can't just take a shortcut if you want to play the game.
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I think proxying is fine as long as your group is fine with it.
I think it's very important to ensure you're clear what bracket/power level your decks are especially if you've proxied, as you may have cards that are unexpectedly powerful or that other players haven't seen regularly.
I think you should make sure your proxies are marked clearly and readable, both so they're playable at the table and they won't get mixed up with real cards in a trade or sale.
I think pretending to be retarded in the /edhg/ thread is a lame hobby and people should find something else to do.
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>>97002992
Urabrask has only three fingers.
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>>97004290
That's literally what I said. Pubstomping by definition doesn't even happen in private groups.

>>97004274
I think you outed yourself as illiterate. I proxy the shit out of my decks out of sheer laziness. My B2 Tasha deck has proxies. And good luck trying to argue that Tasha is any more than B2.
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>>97004331
He grew another one
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>>97004330
Lmao didn't read. I will continue to use my literally identical Chinese bootlegs, and you cannot stop me.
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Just say your deck is one bracket higher than it actually is and no one gets salty.
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>>97004355
*installed
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>>97004630
You sure didn't read pretty hard up to the third sentence to be this assblasted about paying dollars for something you could have made for cents.
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>>97004630
What do the card backs from the widely known chink sellers actually look like?
I can't find any high resolution scan or a photo through a loupe.
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>>97004637
Probably a good idea.
Putting ten janky pet cards in an otherwise Bracket 4 deck does not make your deck a Bracket 2 deck though.
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>traded a chinese proxy great henge for someone's badgermole cub
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>>97003245
Fight and Voltron seem like the obvious choices, being slightly above rate and built-in trample.
Green has hexproof as protection. Not may cards that punish ETBs, but you can find a few that care about the amount of creatures on the board.
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>>97004683
They're standard backs, and they'll pass a nakedness eye test, but they're going to fail the green orb test or the teeth test. The idea is if you're not trying to scam someone by selling them, literally no one will ever check since you'll have them double sleeved.
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>>97004702
If they're not going to leave sleeves, why even bother double siding them? Hey its your money though.
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My monogreen Tifa deck has never lost but its also probably the most unfun deck ever.
I think I'll try taking it apart to build Toph metalbender.
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>>97004725
Easier to say you don't want to unsleeve your cards when someone asks you to, if they're double sleeved.
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>>97004744
Build one of the other tophs
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>>97004725
Because bootlegs aren't on generic paper like proxies. They use cored paper so that they are perfectly identical in terms of thickness, flex, and weight as a legit card. If they're foiled as well (and why the fuck wouldn't they be), they can't be light tested either. This means the only way to detect them is the green orb test, which you avoid by double sleeving them.

As to why they are double sided, it's because the Chinese more or less use stolen presses to make the cards. The reason for why they fail the orb test is because bootlegs are printed via a single image at ~300dpi. Legit cards are printed layer by layer via ink dots. This means the last application of ink dots creates the little red dots in the green orb, but a single application like the bootlegs does not.
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>friend in playgroup excited to build slop commander
>tell friend that their commander is slop
>they keep building it
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>>97004832
Why would your labeling a commander they want to use, with an overused buzzword, be enough for them to consider, much less stop, them from building the deck? Why should they care?
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>>97004209
This basically, proxy fags have no restraint and will put Rhystic and Fierce in every single deck. Some irresponsible whales will buy into building the same way but by their nature you'll encounter them less.
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>>97004855
have you considered actually discussing an alternative instead of just telling them "don't do that"
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>>97002816
>MAKE IMPOSSIBLE CLAIM
>EERRRMMM JUST LET PEOPLE BE NICE
Were we supposed to jerk you off? You gave a gift and got corrected on the nature of it. Nothing rude or negative happened you retarded fucking zoomie.
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>>97004832
>QUITHAVINGFUN.png
If they want to build a shit commander they can build a shit commander. Why do you care personally?
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>>97004873
That makes zero sense though. You're basically saying
>dude proxies are bad because you get access to all the top tier stuff that's expensive
>but it's totally fine if you have the top tier stuff as long as you paid the big bucks for it
If you have an issue with the power of the cards, then you should just flat out say you refuse to play with anyone who uses Rhystic/etc. All that sounds like to me is that you're salty someone got access to [insert top tier stuff here] without dumping money on it like you (presumably) did.
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>>97004832
Why should he value your opinion when you use reddit words like "slop"

Why don't you share your commanders with us anon
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I want to play a game 2
sorcery
BBBBBB
All of your opponents pass out from the drugs you put in their drinks, and transport them to the second location.

At the beginning of each opponents wake up step, play a prerecorded audio tape ranting about specific times they have slighted you in commander. For each opponent, begin an ironic death trap, such as when Tim chaos warped your delighted halfing turn 2, and now he has to walk through your stolen CERN particle collider naked while particles shred his body. Draw 3 cards.
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>>97004926
Tell the poster I'm replying to that, not me. I'm not the one with an issue about someone building a 'slop' Commander.
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>>97004979
Anon. I think you should just stop playing if it gets you like this. No, your playgroup isn't at fault, you would be like this if you played at a LGS as well. Just stop playing until you don't even care about playing, then wait a little longer. Perhaps you'll feel better.
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>>97004832
>NOOOOO YOU'RE HAVING FUN WRONG!
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>>97003717
It's okay. There are better options for pumping your creatures and better equips that give counters AND there are better evasion equips. I still have it in my cloud deck but I'll probably cut it for interaction.
>>97004694
>commit fraud
>brag about it
I hope you're just lying to try and farm negative attention, fag.
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>>97002882
>11 minutes on how to say "I scoop good game"
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Examples of a commander who's in it for the lulz?
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>>97004032
Investigate is phased out isnt it so that aint an issue.
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>>97004309
>>97004694
b8
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Red and bluepill me on the Emperor of Palamecia. Is he shit? Is he fun?
Pretty casual pod so not being competitive isn't much of an issue
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>>97004199
i like how the kid's autism definitely didn't have anything to do with the playgroup finally abandoning him
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>>97005096
you're required to say "heavens!" every time you attack with his flipside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpYR_PeF2ew
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>>97002882
>killing yourself to spite someone by conceding
cringe
>killing yourself to spite someone because you have an effect that lets you kill yourself
kino
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>>97004832
What was the commander?
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>>97004949
>>97004984
>>97005012
>QUITHATINGFUN.png
you first
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>>97003223
Luckily he is above 4/4; green has a shit ton of cards that care about p/t at or above 4. Maybe angle those in as well.

I agree with the other anon who suggested hexproof givers. This guy is going to be a lightning rod, because recasting him means free cards.
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>>97004873
>proxy fags have no restraint and will put Rhystic and Fierce in every single deck
This doesn't happen but everyone who bought a rhystic or pulled a fierce from a booster pack is sure as shit putting it into every deck they own.
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>>97005150
I will add if you picked him to make a karate deck and dont have Spinning Wheel Kick in your 99, I am disappoint.
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>>97005162
>this doesnt happen actually the opposite does TEEHEEE
Here are some of the bombs ive pulled which will never go in decks. Not pictured is a literal rhystic study and smothering tithe that have already been traded in for credit. By the very nature of how they approach the game, the proxier has less self control than the one who buys. Youre wrong on a philosophical level as well as a real one.
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>>97005096
All spellslinger wizards are as degenerate or casual as you make them
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>>97005191
I would also never put 4 out of 6 pictured cards in my decks because better versions exist.
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>>97005096
He's pretty fun imo I suggest putting Weapons Rack in the deck and some self milling if you can afford it
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>>97004964
>r/whoosh
just like how people who use martial arts are ironically less violent than the average uneducated nigger in the hood, proxyfags are far more unrestrained and will arms race the hell out of a pod far more often than a guy who paid for real cards
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>>97005096
Your 99 is going to dictate what he actually does. If you don't really cast anything with MV 4+ and are instead trying for a storm deck then he's just a manadork and there are better options in UR that are cost reducers instead that will give you more value.
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>Playing with GF
>Game is at phase where everyone's starting to get their plans started
>Play card that does a thing to get my tempo started
>GF: "I don't know what you're going to do with that, but your decks scare me!"
>Counter/remove it
>We both lose later because she has no real followup
This happened more than once and it pisses me off each time.
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>>97005191
>>97005221
Nobody cares squirrelfag
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>$50
What the helly?
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>>97005250
I played pact of negation without the mana to pay for it later just to fuck with someone like this it was worth it
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>>97005275
It stops being funny after the third time.
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>>97005265
Some people bought out that and Wan Shi Tong
Morons always pull some shit like this the weekdays between prerelease and the full release since people going back to work are more likely to look at cards to buy.
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>>97004999
what kind of armchair psychology is this
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>>97005261
>make claim
>have it be proven wrong both literally and philosophically
>larp as some retarded
GRIM
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>>97005316
>expecting anything wise from proxyfags who are desperate for validation
never, not even once
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>>97005300
It's called "common sense". You are clearly overly invested in a recreational card game to even consider hurting people over it, much less killing them.
You are definitely the problem, and you leaving the playgroup would be the best possible outcome for everyone involved.
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>>97003223
Some tags I found for ideas

https://tagger.scryfall.com/tags/artwork/wrestling
https://tagger.scryfall.com/tags/card/one-sided-fight
https://tagger.scryfall.com/tags/artwork/punch
https://tagger.scryfall.com/tags/card/removal-fight
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>>97005191
>By the very nature of how they approach the game, the proxier has less self control than the one who buys
Is "the proxier" in the room with us right now?
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actually ran into a guy being spiteful when he scoops yesterday, thought it was a meme.

>combat damage trigger and lifelink
>'I scooped, you dont get it'
>other 2 players tell me I still get it
>'he didnt deal combat damage no no no no not allowed'
>'we arent going to enable you being a sore loser'
>REEEEE
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>>97005123
>>97005212
>>97005222
>>97005249

Thanks lads, I'll see what i can cobble together. Occasionally nuking the whole table sounds pretty fun
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>>97005316
>>97005320
>Squirrelfag samefags his own post after being called retarded
This is why your wife left you.
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>>97005336
what are you talking about - that's a custom magic card.

>chaos warp my mana dork?
>I'm going to steal a 100 mile long underground particle collider facility and make you run through it!
>also I'll draw 3
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>>97005352
uh oh poorfag melty
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>>97005348
>on mtgo
>guy plays the assassin card that wins you the game if you beat one opponent
>swings for lethal on me
>i concede, guy doesnt win
>both other players scoop

My sacrifice was for fucking nothing
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>>97005316
You haven't proven shit. You just flashed that you're a moron about disposable income and gave a redditism to >>97004964 and compared yourself to a martial artist (lol wut). You want to make it a point about discipline but you're spending triple digits on cardboard that serve no functional difference than $1 proxies. Retard.
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>>97005363
>sacrifice
>rage quit with meta game rules to stop in game actions
>hehe I'm so smart!

Didn't they change scoop rules in cedh tournaments because of this bitchy behavior?
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>>97005357
>Poorfag
Squirrelfag confirmed.
Do I need to get out my Plains again?
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>>97005247
But wouldnt proxyfags be the martial artist, as they have the capacity but can choose not to?
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>>97005162
>This doesn't happen but everyone who bought a rhystic or pulled a fierce from a booster pack is sure as shit putting it into every deck they own.
This just illustrates that the average proxyfag is so low IQ they can't even strawman a different mindset correctly. I have 3 decks with blue but believe it or not the mystic remora I pulled is only in one of them... Because I only own one. Even if I had 3 the other two decks don't need it as much as other more synergistic cards. I have 2 mindbreak traps sitting in a binder because I don't think they're worth running in my pod and and an urzas saga I've only just set aside for a new deck because my other decks only had sol ring as a search target. Not everyone blows their proverbial loads putting each best in slot $20+ dollar card in every deck. The problem isn't with proxying as a whole in fact cards should be so accessible that only the poorest of poorfags would even need to consider proxying imo. If you were proxying a competitive deck for a 60 card tournament, or hell even a cedh event, I'd say whatever fuck wotc and the secondary market shills. But it's this arms race mentality of needing to print all the cash cow cards for a format where you generally only need a handful of powerful engines per deck to win and can still be efficient using lower power cards that I don't get.
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>>97005250
Then stop playing with her.
>But she's my gf
So? You're clearly a passive bitch if you can't approach her directly about the matter and you came to here to vent that she's a moron who can't threat analysis.
So here's the passive bitch way to fix this.
>have her play in seperate pods than you
>she eats shit over and over
>anon I keep losing, why?
>teach her about threat analysis when vs unfamiliar decks
By her own words, she's only hitting your deck because she knows your deck to be "scary" and doesn't know how to recognize when other decks are "scary". Probably because she hasn't learned to fly on her own and you always pod with her.
If you need an excuse to seperate your obvious joined-at-the-hip relationship. Just say "I'd like to play against more variety." because I'm going to take a good guess that she has only one or two decks.
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Would The Ancient One be a good add to a Golbez deck? I'm considering putting him in the deck.
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>>97005366
>yes i'm jealous that you're rich enough to be able to spend triple digits on cardboard that serve no functional difference than $1 proxies
>since i'm not able to be in your income bracket i'll just proxy shit and pretend to be something i'm not
>but ofc since i'm a poorfag i have no knowledge of restraint (how can i have any, when already i'm larping that i can somehow afford a luxury cardgame that i clearly can't) so i proxy all the best cards and escalate my pod to a cedh hellhole living in denial
lol
>97005376
>But wouldnt proxyfags be the martial artist, as they have the capacity but can choose not to?
that's cedh btw who also tend to be restrained because even they know beating up on b2 is no fun
those are not the proxyfags we're talking about
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>>97005410
>I have 3 decks with blue but believe it or not the mystic remora I pulled is only in one of them... Because I only own one
This is either bait or the least self aware post I've ever read in these threads. I genuinely can't tell.
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>>97005347
Do they have to be to talk about the nature of it? Did you really think this was an intelligent post anon?
>>97005366
You claimed
>people who crack gas are definitely including them.
I provided physical picture evidence that that is not the case. Therefore disproving your statement. I then commented on the nature of proxying and how it inherently belies a lack of self control. And the rest is not applicable to me because I did not type any of that.
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We started playing at 30 life, damn it actually is way better.
I want to try 20 now.
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>>97005438
You should try 10 life it's peak
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>>97003377
big titty edit when?
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>>97005438
Dude what if you reduced the deck size to about half too? Whoa, I think we're going somewhere with this idea.
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>>97005444
shouldnt it be 7 life? roughly 20 total life to chew through since you have 3 opponents.
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This whole thread is just subhuman paypigs complaining about proxies because they want to be the pubstomper not the pub.
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>>97005452
no, the decksize is definitely part of the fun of highlander.
The inflated life totals only serve to inoculate combo from playing the game.
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>>97005452
>>97005455
>7 life for each player
>50 card decks
I think we just saved edh guys
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>>97005452
People play 100 decks because of variance, right?
We could like, open boosters and then play with cards from those boosters.
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>>97005457
i can assure you it's proxyfags that escalate pods far more than the UB casual rocking liberty prime
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>>97005457
Well, except for this poor bastard >>97003223
who foolishly asked for advice and help in a trash thread.
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>>97005419
I'm also thinking of adding Keening Stone but don't know if I should have so much self mill in the deck as well
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>>97005419
You are better off getting something that creates artifacts, or has a CDA to pop off. Golbez is his own mill, so you don't need ancient one, who isn't an artifact, to let you discard and draw.
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>>97005492
Yeah that's a good point, thanks anon
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>>97005354
You are sick in the head, man!
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>>97005457
>it's the people who are constrained by a budget who are building the pubstomper decks chock full of every $30+ value slop card in their color identity
You have lost the plot, man.
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>>97005468
dont forget no ub cards
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>>97005419
I have him slotted in for my brew rn, seems worth it. You can grab him from grave for damage and can use him to keep pitching your filigree attendant + mill 4 when you do.
>>97005426
>cut everything else out of the quote
>"is this bait?"
How can someone slot a single copy of a card into multiple decks anon? My point is that the proxyfag can't even conceive that a player will pull a strong card and then have to consider which deck to put it in, because the proxyfag exists with no such scarcity or restraint. My mystic remora got slotted into the deck that best works with the text on the card, not randomly slotted into "every deck" (somehow) because the words on the card are strong.
>>97005447
Ironic, considering the post I was responding to claimed no proxyfags ever do a thing most proxyfags do
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>>97005448
Soon.tm
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>>97005457
Pretty much. The reason most people come here is to use this place as a forum that they can voice their shit opinions or pretend that they're morally superior for spending money but then never play the cards they spent money on.
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>>97005526
it's not that we think we're morally superior
it's just that you're a poorfag
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>>97005412
>You're clearly a passive bitch if you can't approach her directly about the matter
I did, I'm just venting because it still pisses me off to thinking about it because it's always stupid shit like "using her removal on my Danrith after the commander for her tribal deck with no recursion is already on the field when it's keeping the storm player in check" and "blowing up my Land Tax when I'm behind by more than one land drop." I told her something to the effect of "you're actively making it so I can't have fun, and if you don't stop that shit I'm going to start avoiding you when we go here."
I think last week she finally got the message.
>Playing game, Nekuzar player kills the fourth, then gets his commander removed
>GF has a boardstate that would get me down to 2 life, Nekuzar is in Command Zone
>Wants to turn shit sideways because I'm in topdecking and have a Progenitor Mimic on a Birds of Paradise (don't ask). Scary!
>Tired
>No "this is stupid, if you do this Nekuzar will focus and kill you since just casting his commander would finish me off, he's already shown he has the means to do it"
>Just a simple "Are you really just going to fuck me over?"
>Changes mind, attacks Nekuzar
>She wins one turn rotation later because Nekuzar wants to try to answer both of our boards and half-asses it.
I'm not reading the rest of your post since it's built off of that assumption.
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>>97005503
Mind posting the watermark/set symbol file please? I'm a lazy retard and keep putting off making my own.
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>>97005425
Don't quote your tulpas squirrelfag.
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>>97005545
>>97005250
This is why some people fuck trannies.
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>>97005554
haha schizo
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>>97005250
>wife plays cats
>just attacks and kills people
>literally like 5 interactions spells in the deck
works on my machine
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>>97005433
I didn't claim shit. I just got here. You should know by now Christian that there's more than one person that thinks you're a retard.
>I provided physical picture evidence
I did post >>97005447 and you malded at it, kek.
Your pic doesn't prove anything either other than you waste money. We don't know you. We don't know what games you've been to. All we know is that you have an entitled attitude about power level, but are too chickenshit to actually play cEDH. Not only are you only "ghetto rich," but also bad at the game, because nobody that's either rich or good at the game spends the effort you make trying to convince anons on the internet of his status.
It really is no wonder your wife left you. You're a pathetic autist who has nothing else in his life.
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>>97005550
I stole it from google images, but here you go, I guess.
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>>97005573
I'm giving mine frogs because all those shits play themselves too
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>>97005565
Whoops I meant to quote >>97005425
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>>97005591
haha the schizo is seeing the same anon everywhere in his head
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>>97005599
Christian Yaple, are you really still posting this "muh proxyfag" shit for years on end?
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>>97005581
>wahh you're rich and i'm not
>but i want to be rich just like you
lol
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>>97005612
>everyone that disagrees with me is some guy named christian yaple
holy schizo hours right now i see, topkek
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>>97005619
>>97005624
Your damage control and tard rage tell me I'm over target. Kek.
For anyone not in the know, this guy's a literal cuck who got doxxed a few years ago because he posted the same "waaa waaa proxyfags beat me but I spent $800 on (fake) duals waaaa" shit every thread.
Also every time he's posted a deck pic his builds were shit.
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>>97005586
oh cool, my wife was looking for a new deck herself.
Can I see your list?
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>>97005650
I'm a total retard by the way
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>>97005649
i'm not even damage controlling anything
i'm just laughing because i have no idea who you're talking about
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>>97005666
thats ok so is my wife
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>>97005667
Come on man, give us the juicy details.
Did your wife get to keep both of your fake duals when she left?
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>>97005681
if you're going to schizo out like this at least post some links or pics of this imaginary cuck of yours that's in "every" /edhg/ thread lmao
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How do you guys get/make your proxies? I ordered off MPC and while they're basically identical to the real thing they were still about the price of a precon. Wondering if theres cheaper methods that still keep the quality.
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>>97005698
I use a pen or a printer. There's literally no point making proxies that look like real cards when it's going to come out to the same price after chang rips you off on shipping.
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>>97005698
1. have a printer
2. know a guy with a printer
3. have access to a printer
(these require you to cut the cards yourself)

4. rumored Chinese guy who can get you not only proxies, but counterfeit cards (I think he charges about the same as MPC though. never looked into it but it gets mentioned round these parts pretty often)
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>>97005689
>Please do a reportable thing
Why? We both know who you are. You're still posting the same hot garbage as in 2019 or whatever. The only difference is that you got a extra $300 in these last few years.
Come on, give us something real to laugh at. Post another "richfag" decklist.
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>>97005708
>There's literally no point making proxies that look like real cards when it's going to come out to the same price after chang rips you off on shipping
correct and it's funny how this is lost on so many people
if you're going to make a timmy rith deck you're better off buying real cards and if you're going to proxy things like shocklands the price of chang copies aren't that far off to justify it
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>>97005581
This might genuinely be the most ironic post ever posted on 4chan. Truly stunning wow
>I did post and you molded at it
I have been very clear about what exactly I have typed anon.
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>>97005722
>refuses to humiliate somebody on 4chan
you can just censor his name on his X post faggot
dont be shy share the funny stuff already
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>>97005722
>we both know who you are
Anon... that isnt me. Thats a random poster taking the piss out on ya. You are so bad at this i pray you get the mental health help you need.
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>>97005698
I print out grayscale versions 95% as big as a regular card.
Very cheap, I eventually replace them with real cards if they pull their weight long enough. This method will unironically save you more money than buying fakes.
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>>97005698
I get them from coomette
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anyone getting any of the avatar SLs? the Zhao Blood Moon looks cool.
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>>97005755
>check store
>playstation still in stock
lol. what happend? did the paypigs run out of money?
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>>97005755
No unique cards so it's a skip for me
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>>97005755
idk it looks kinda like just some guy with a red background
and its fullart slop
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>>97005698
>printer paper+lands backing
>print to card stock
>buy real card if it pulls it's weight and will be a more permanent inclusion in the deck
My cards earn their spot in the deck, and stops me from rabidly swapping cards every week
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>>97005735
>Damage control
>No pics
BOR-RING!

>>97005740
His Reddit account is boring. This shit was passed around years ago on tr archives. Here's a good qrd
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/81854577/#81861014
There's some more good shit that happened to like him challeging an anon to a fight and never showing, or seething about Mexicans because one made him ragequit the game for a bit, but I would need to dig.
I'd say I would give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he got his life turned around, but here we are years later and nothing about his conduct is better.
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>>97005741
If it wasn't you, you would have shifted entirely to damage control when I started calling you by your name, squirrelfag
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>>97005786
>tr
*the
>to like
*too like
Fuck my phoneposting ass
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>>97005786
What part of that was damage control anon? And i already posted pics of cards from my credit box. Not in decks. All you can do is pray its not real lest you realize your position has crumbled
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>>97005786
>still no X post
>archive from fucking 2021
thanks for the laugh but holy hell you're obsessed by someone for 4 years kekaroo
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>>97005789
My name is Matthew not Christian or squirrelfag. Nothing you say makes sense cause you are genuinely incredibly mentally unwell
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>>97005800
>Post decklist
>B-B-But I posted some singles!
Come on, faggot, post your polished turds so we can all laugh at you.
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anybody brewing pic related? jeskai gives you access to everything relevant regarding equipment and turning every equipment into living weapon kinda solves the mana problem as well as having creatures to carry your shit. the ally sub theme doesnt really matter at all.
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>>97005806
>>still no X post
>obsessed
t's weird to presume he has a Twitter.
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>>97005818
>weird to presume someone's socials is on 4chan
then don't claim somebody's been doxxed then
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>>97005809
For what purpose anon? You've already committed yourself to delusion a deck list will change nothing.
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>>97005807
Yeah and my name is John Fortnite and my dad works at Nintendo.
You're posting the same shit in the same way that you've been doing. Come on you obsessed faggot, how have you not grown up even a little in these last few years? You're over 30 ffs!
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>>97005812
Seems cute, idk
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>>97005776
>not anime
>thinking westoidslop is still relevant
ngmi
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>>97005827
>then don't claim somebody's been doxxed then
I- what? The dox happened in these threads from people finding his imgur account.
I can try to dig for that, but the thread is going to archive soon.
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Looking for a clone deck that wants to clone my opponents, but has a backup in-case my opponents are all playing pure synergy.

Is Saka Smasher the move?
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>>97005844
>imgur account
ah then feel free to post it on the new thread then
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>>97005829
>Post your decks
>>D-d-delusional!
That's what I thought, squirrelfag. You're too chickenshit to post them.
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>>97005849
I'll try to find a link to the archive post where it was pasted. IIRC the account was deleted, but people were talking about it and he had a meltdown.
I also really want to find the post where he challenged someone to a fight and no-showed, but no promises on that.
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>>97005838
any spicy ideas?
pic related are the obvious ones but maybe some haymaker in regards to flicker?
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>>97005882
>>97005812
Jor Kadeen seems like a great add since he'll also help out the Ally tokens
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>>97005830
What exactly am I obsessed with anon? Someone made a claim and I, having personal experience with the claim, provided my evidence to the contrary. Thats how discussion works.
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>>97005853
Ive posted my decks many times anon ^.^ Lucky for you i have this comfy B2 deck handy
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>>97005849
>>97005864
Found the start of it. Disclaimer: I did not make these posts, but after the album started getting spread, the entire thread was going in damage control mode, and there were threads shortly after where posts mentioning his wife were getting deleted minutes after the fact post-bumping, which I was there for.
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/79651242/#q79653853

>>97005915
>Anecdote from anon is evidence
Wew
>Some random pile
The Goblin Welder gives it away.
This wouldn't be the first time you've tried to pass off some rando's deck as your own tho. Coincidentally I found that shit while digging too.
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/79245779/#q79245946
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>>97005985
nice read to enjoy, thanks for the lore lol
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>>97005812
>make all your equips living weapons
havent seen this, pretty cool. Sephiroth will make your 1/1s huge, and there's some other decent modified creature support in red
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>>97005985
Yes an anecdote is evidence absolutely. Moreover than a random resentment fueled rage lmao
>random deck as your own
Only because I want to see the cognitive dissonance destroy your brain I will post a timestamped version if that deck. Maybe then you will start taking your mental health seriously. Be home in ~60
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>>97005812
>The only art of this card is this
Pain
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>>97005265
The more I think about it, the more i doubt it's gonna go down in price. Earthbend seems easily abusable. Sure it makes lands easier to remove, but then they just came back and trigger more landfalls anyway. Animate field of the dead to get a zombie out of your opponent trying to handle it. Reuse Urza's Saga for free! Make Gaea's cradle count itself. What could possibly go wrong?
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>>97005882
gilgamesh
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>>97006045
>Moreover than a random resentment fueled rage lmao
Yeah dude I'm really jealous of your flip placeholder with "Goblin Welder" written on it, posted as you rant about how evil proxies are.
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>>97005250
I'd be proud of her. At least she doesn't go the route of giving you preferential treatment just because you're her partner.
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>>97006086
I would be proud of her if she did that shit and then won afterwards instead of kingmaking Joe Schmoe.
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>>97006079
Anon...
1. You made the post before I posted that so its entirely irrelevant.
2. I never said proxies are evil. I said proxying betrays a lack of self control.
3. Those are placeholders for cards that were coming in the mail. Although ive since swapped both out.
4. Prepare your meltdown, looking forward to it.
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>>97006086
godDAMN jesus FUCKING christ I wish my friend and his fiance played like that. He's a massive pushover and just lets her do whatever she wants and never attacks her
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My wife got annoyed that the commander in the dragon deck I built for her isnt a dragon. Bitch build your own deck then.
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>>97006137
Anon it sounds like you're just a bad deckbuilder if your dragon deck isn't maximizing the number of dragons you play.
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>>97006137
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
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>>97006102
So your argument is now "I have no self-control?" If that is your deck (which I still have doubts on, since you should know by now that pics with no timestamp are worthless), you have a scribbled proxy. That is immutable at this point. Your own pic proves to wrong because of how otherwise restrained that build is despite the proxy.
Did you even look at that pic, or did you just literally grab it from a folder of saved decks to fuel your LARP?

>Those were placeholders!
Then post a timestamp with that deck since it's apparently still recent, and even if you do you still demonstrated a legitimate use for proxies.

Stupid asshole....
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>>97006137
Note how he doesn't state what commander he gave to his supposed "wife".
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>>97003857
It's not about being good, it's about having fun and doing the thing.

Personally I love equipping a sword to Gisela, having up True Conviction and swinging through a enemies thanks to protection from x and y for lethal in one shot. I don't care how good your deck is, that happens way more often than not.
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>>97006150
>Then post a timestamp with that deck
Didn't he say he would right here >>97006045 ?
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>>97006143
I just wanted to show her the joys of reanimator :(
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>>97004199
If you use proxies I will ignore them, and if you make a stink about it I will rip them up and call the judge since you're not playing with 100 cards.
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>>97006175
Saying "I'll post a timestamp" isn't posting a timestamp.
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>Some idiot is in favor of the hybrid mana change
>Pull this out
>Some idiot decides he's not in favor of the hybrid mana change
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>>97006191
>endless tutoring

That deck was fun exactly one time
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>>97006150
>So your argument is now "I have no self-control?"
where's the lie?
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>>97006191
Oh no! With hybrid mana now Light-Paws will become a boring, linear deck!
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I make a planeswalker or battle dragon. Can it be attacked? Does it deal combat damage back?
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>>97006191
>oh no a specific voltron commander gets better with the hybrid change
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>>97006225
It becomes an even MORE boring linear deck. But this time Light Paws can come back for 2 mana every god damn turn.

I pull it out to take care of pub stompers since LP is a ''Bracket 3''.
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>>97006238
>LP will never die
>let me just pay 6 mana to bring out a 3/2 first
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>>97006076
for a minute I thought you were hitting me with the old shitpost.
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>>97006227
Yes
Yes, but only if it's assigned as a blocker (it can block for itself)
Note that it takes damage to both toughness and loyalty at the same time (it's not "divided up"), so generally this is a bad thing to do.
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>>97006237
>>97006247
I can't wait for you to get stomped.
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>>97006227
Re: battles. They really don't want battles to be creatures or creatures to be battles. Planeswalkers can however be creatures iirc but I would check out the more specific rules on it
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>>97006260
>giving up picrel
you're a hoot and i hope hybrid change happens so i can see your tears
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>>97006275
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>>97006227
>Battle Creature - Seige Dragon
Sounds like a knockoff Yu-Gi-Oh card
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>>97006238
Oh no! Light-Paws will have an easily-searchable protection effect that makes it extremely difficult to kill!
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>>97006238
That's not even the worst you could do with it.
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>bluiggers when cyclonic crutch doesnt hit any of my artifacts because of toph
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>>97006191
>Oh no, they're going to recur LP or their enchantments among all the other cards that can already do that!
This shit does not matter. You can already reanimate LP and get back enchantments, both of which are played at only a few already.
And if you want to play this as a companion then you're just fucking yourself over from some of the best cards in the deck at present.
t. plays lightpaws
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>>97006312
I actually didn't think about that Toph is even better than I thought and sexy as well
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>>97006312
Toph players when I send their manabase to the shadow realm using honest, non-crutch removal
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>>97006330
delete this
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>>97006312
but wait. whats that?! its blue with the steelchair!
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>>97005419
Inspiring
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>>97006337
>Using an enchantment
>Against NAYA
Do you think this will go they way you think it will? And no, your fellow players WON'T help protect it, you're hurting their mana base too!
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I need more Kiora Sea Monster support.

They should make all whales Leviathans; shouldnt matter that much since there are only 6 usable whales.
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This card is pretty. It wont end up super expensive as a single, right?
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>>97006330
>thinking this works

1. Artifacts are lands
2. If an earthbended land would leave, it comes back

So, that doesnt really so anything

>>97006337
Meaningless lol
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>>97006458
>implying anybody fears the animated land
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>>97006405
Pretty based
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>>97006477
>loops mindslaver land

K
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>>97006458
>If an earthbended land would leave
Oh nononono chat he doesn't know! It only triggers when it dies or gets exiled!
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>>97006458
>If an earthbended land would leave, it comes back
nta but
they rtb if exiled or sent to gy from play
they can be bounced as normal
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>>97006489
>loops mindslaver
wow
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>>97006490
>>97006495
Figures wotc would ensure bluiggers have the only removal that works.
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>>97006458
>>97006490
>>97006495
>people falling for such obvious bait
shamefur dispray
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>>97006490
>reprint dockside
>still banned
For what purpose?
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>>97006458
>If an earthbended land would leave, it comes back
Did this angle shoot work in your pod/prerelease?
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>>97006533
idk if it's bait I've already seen that misconception a half dozen times in other places
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>>97006528
Don't get too feisty there, greenie. Black's color pie is rapidly expanding too.
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>>97006537
Wow anon it's almost like other formats exist, or something crazy like that!
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>>97006537
They reprinted Channel on the Strixhaven bonus sheet. They just do it sometimes for no reason.
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>>97006551
bait
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>>97006551
>he thinks pther formats exist
You should tell that to my LGS, because maybe 3 people show up for modern and standard, but they get 20+ people every week for commander.
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>>97006261
maybe they should print some battles then because they're just flip enchantments.
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>>97006592
Battles are conceptually flawed where you can't really fix their design space.
>In 1v1 the cost/payout ratio has to be completely fucked to make flipping them better than just hitting your opponent and killing them
>In Commander one person not having blockers means everyone has to deal with a flipped battle
This is why basically the only battle that sees play is Invasion of Ikoria (sometimes Invasion of Arcavios in Standard Omniscience), which is used as a sorcery.
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>>97005812
>Allies aren't humans.
I didnt watch the show. What's the lore behind this?
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>>97006410
Reread earthbend
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>>97006697
Actually meant for >>97006458 I am dumb
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>>97005410
People hated him because he told the truth
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>>97006643
Why aren't Soldiers humans?
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>>97006715
No people hate him because he's retarded get that limpduck reddit meme outta here
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>>97006079
>>97006150
Commence your meltdown lmao
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>>97006643
I doubt it has anything to do with the show. There's plenty of cases of simplified token types for whatever reason. IE human-soldier tokens existing but in settings/contexts where there would only be human soldiers they decide to use just "soldier" tokens.
There's also non human allies if you did want a source lore reason.
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>>97006738
>He hid the Goblin Welder
Concession by omission. Kek.
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>>97006767
I didnt hide anything anon. I swapped it out of the deck... the original image is over a year old at this point. Decks change. Nor did I ever at any point say proxying is wrong or bad or you cant do it so that would be entirely irrelevant, even if it were the case.
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>>97006720
professions were one of the most retarded creature type additions they ever made
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>>97006787
>the original image is over a year old at this point. Decks change
Ignoring that it's unsleeved... Holy shit your deck is a year old and looks like THAT, but you're calling people poorfags?
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>>97006792
>I hate flavor
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>>97006738
>25th november 2017
that's not you
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>>97006811
>bad flavor good, actually
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>>97006818
kek
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>>97006809
When did I ever call anyone a poorfag anon? Try to ignore your delusions and stick to reality for a bit ^.^
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>>97006555
that was before wotc owned commander
things are different now
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>>97006843
>>97006843
>>97006843
>>97006843
Im on a b-b-b-baking spree
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>>97006834
>When did I ever call anyone a poorfag anon
>>97005410
What do I win?
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>>97006809
Idc what the whole argument was supposed to be but your trashing is hilarious. He in fact posted it, and you haven't posted a single deck yourself.
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>>97006852
That isnt me though. Again, for the third time, I have been painfully clear about what exactly I have said. Put your delusions away, and engage with the content of what I say and what I post without schizophrenic references to other people.
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>>97006872
Post deck, bitchmade faggot
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>>97003384
I grabbed a few of the decent older allys awhile ago thinking they would spike. They did not. My speculation skill's need work
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>>97006861
>t. samefag
You're talking about the guy that made >>97005535 btw.

>muh timestamped deck!
>>>97006150
>>and even if you do you still demonstrated a legitimate use for proxies.
Irrelevant since I win the point anyway.
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>>97003717
Its fun. All depends on your opponent's biggest creature though. Red Vincent likes it
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>>97006872
>Again, for the third time
Let me be direct - I do not trust you. You are anonymous and we only have your posting structure to go off of, which as far as that's concerned posting a deck that was under construction a year ago doesn't actually prove anything, other than your piles are shit. Repeating yourself does not change that. You ether inserted yourself into an attack against squirrelfag, or are squirrelfag trying to throw a red hering into the conversation. Either way is not much better and fails to deter me since the low-test posting stopped after his info was dumped, which says enough.
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>>97004199
I wish i saw this
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>>97006897
>>t. samefag
Post a deck schizo. you do play this game, don't you?
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>>97006920
>let me be direct
>I am a delusional schizophrenic and I dictate reality
I know anon. Still i hope you get help.
>squirrelfag
The discussion was about proxying.
>>97005191
This is my first post on it. You genuinely need help and I will keep telling you that until you actually get some ^.^
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>>97006945
>Strawman greentext instead of argument
We're supposed to believe you didn't make >>97005425?
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Commander feels too fast these days, when I started paying back in 2021 the games used to last to turn 9+ easily, now it's turn 3 and the table is already a mess. I'm bored really
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>>97006945
I'm goin to doublepost for an ad hom for a moment.
>>>97005191
>This is my first post on it.
No, that post is a direct elaboration on >>97004873. Why lie about something that petty?
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>>97006996
Boo!
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>>97007130
...Yeah. I know.
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>>97006956
Its not a strawman sadly. That is the behaviour you exhibit.
>>97006996
I am showing you my first post anon...
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>>97007130
Wheres the teeth? Did you give up on st. Traft?
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>Muh fuggin avatar prerelease sold out at my lgs
>this lgs had been resilient to ub
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Rank these for bracket 3 and for CEDH
Torpor Orb, Grafdigger, Damping Sphere, Cursed Totem
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>>97007699
At least Avatar is fantasy, as opposed to stuff like Spiderman and Dr Who.
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I will never understand why so many pro UB trolls think that it’s a good argument to say
>UB is important to me and the company, but for you to object to it is silly
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>>97007838
Post in the new thread faggot.



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