Stimky edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>97003527Thread question:What is a faction that you don't care for but could easily fix to be something you like
>TQVotann. Move away from the 'squats in space' stuff and emphasize more of the AI/Men of Iron stuff. Have them be an AI faction first and foremost, with some cloned warp-resistant abhuman soldiers on the side. Give the Votann more personality other than just elderly old robots that take forever to come up with an answer, and make them fierce enemies of the Imperium.
>>97006435>TQSoBjust make the sculpts cute and/or hot
>>97006435>TQI would like Tau a lot more if they were actually a coalition of more Xenos factions all under the same quasi-religious tyrants and the Tau species themselves were just the first among equals under the ethereal caste like the Elites from the covenant.Also Iif the tech innovations were shared more across all their species with mecha and drones specific to the other species as well.
>>97006435>TQAdmech.The easy fix would be to let me use the HH range. Some of those models are pretty cool
>>97006435>What is a faction that you don't care for but could easily fix to be something you likeIf they added just one crisis battlesuit datasheet with big fuckoff anime swords I would almost certainly build a tau army
>>97006463Aren't they already AI? All the Kin are cyborg clones that developed personalities and/or had them implanted in the womb. They're clearly all robots with a skin coating. Leaning into their being faceless automata is, at that point. An aesthetic choice for you to make.
>>97006513Yeah but they're clearly trying harder to appeal to the squats/dwarfs crowd. Something like pic related is acceptable because it looks like something from the Men of Iron. I want to see the Votann and think of machine nightmares, not rock and stone.
>>97006474>Valrak at least is just an honest nerdNo the fuck hes not. He carries all the things that make youtubers fucking awful. I bet you're gonna catch some roblox allegations soon as well. >passionateDeluded and blinded more like. Would make slaanesh blush. He doesnt even have a personality really, he just rides off of his audience and has no single strong stance on anything other than what he thinks people wants to hear. If someone had his leaks his channel would be dead.
>>97006435>TQJust make the Dark Eldar a little less retardedly backstabby toward allies and each other and make them more power crazed evil overlords than retarded slasher girls. Maybe even make them unable to tell lies or break contracts or something so they at least have to be clever about their betrayals.Also let them have sorcerer kings and queens like the dark elves of old.
>TQImperial fists, need more characters.
40kg frens i made my first sisters of battle mini ! what should i name this zeraphim superior?
>>97006587>>96991893
>>97006492While I doubt they'll ever suddenly throw in a bunch of auxillaries into the main Tau army, they honestly could totally create a 2nd army for the Tau that's basically all auxillaries if they wanted to. The only thing I'd disagree with his the Ethereals being tyrants, I like where they are more now as the philosopher-kings with a subtle shady side, but it's less sinister and more "Doing what has to be done" like how the Primarchs and Emperor tend to get treated.
>>97006587fuck off decalslopper we don't want to see your grokslop
>>97006476Join us in aos. Gifts of harpies with no underwear and lamia snussy await you
>>97006500Today they revealed some pretty cool looking plastic Myrmidons, shame they're HH though
>>97006593>>97006600
>>97006605>Age of Shitmar
>>97006613
>>97006613Its not janny behavior when no one wants slop in the general.
>>97006626Shut up already with your thread rules
>>97006588Name her after an Olympic fencing athlete or something. Or after a female pilot(not Amelia earhart, one who didn't crash preferably)
>>97006605I was actually considering DoK but I went with lizards instead. I might start the edgy sluts in the future though
>mfw 40kg is cattier and more dramatic than literal women on /cgl/>it has the simplest fucking concept, just talk about warhammer 40k
>>97006605You actually find a lot of stacked women among some aos models, the arch revenant, the champion in the warcry team for flesh eater courts, Krethusa, its just usually obscured.
>>97006649It's literally just a couple retards that slapfight every single thread and take up half of the post count.
>>97006435SoB could use some of the spinoff worship of the Emperor like the Emperor as the Sun God or God of the Hunt.Beside removing Votan something like >>97006463 for some reason Necrons are doing the robot horrors better and they should be doing closer to tomb king in space, but visually the models do not show that.
>>97006611>admech temrinators Holy based, Could seem some cool kitbashing for IH terminators. These are really cool, 30k Admech gets another W.
>>97006667i wish they both would kill themselves immediately uwu
>>97006611Omg I follow a guy who just finished an epic conversion on his manipulus using the sisters’ paragon warsuits and it looks AMAZING but these models are super similar in aesthetic to what he just createdI'll bet he's pissed.
>>97006626There is no way to ban AI at this point given its being tied into every single graphic design product. It's going to be used more and more, until it's present in every single piece of digital art in some way whether it's full generative images or a tool built in to design programs(brushes, filters, etc.). Your average person can't differentiate or identify AI, and so people are posting without realizing all the time. That's going to be more prevalent as AI gets better. You can be upset about that, but you can't stop it at this point
>>97006687the community can by telling them to fuck off with their pajeet slop.
>>97006667It’s always the same conversation as well. I genuinely think it’s all botted.>>97006611God damn it 40k is eternally cucked. Jes Goodwin you fucking dick.
>>97006649Honestly I'd imagine if there were more women in this thread that at least a few of the really bad spergs would be too nervous to sperg out about the things they do for fear of being called weird by a member of the opposite gender
All the battle forces are sold out except for imperial agents.
>>97006694Cry harder wannabe janny maybe check that spam folder again
>>97006724How many unpainted models do you have right now. If it's less than the amount of models in the box then you can be upset. Otherwise you're a hoarder
>>97006724>imperial agent battle forcewat
>>97006724IA didnt get a battleforcethe EC and votann boxes are the only 40k ones that havent sold out yet
>>97006734Shoo shoo
>>97006649I have never had anyone from /40kg/ invite me and friends to a hotel room, then refuse us entry and call me a whore. (she then went on to do porn and eat dude's asses on camera and get fucked before paying the companies to delete the stuff because she wanted to get married)Nor have I ever had someone try to sabotage my relationship because I talked to her girlfriend about cosplay at a cosplay event,It's a very different place here man, female shizos are not the same as male ones. Im not saying better or worse, just very different
>>97006724unless if its about the aos boxes, then there are still some available.
>>97006713I think there's 3 or 4 regular women posters.
>>97006746>>97006748The guy on the phone said they only had imperial agents. I guess we both don’t know what we’re talking about
>>97006748>>97006746He's talking about the one from back when the army released.
>>97006748>>97006753Oh no no no Votrannybros not like this!
>>97006762Lmao it’s been so long. Nobody cares about IA
>>97006605Yo does she have a fucking sculpted public mound wth. Also that painter is a fucking degenerate and deserves a raise for black lining her cooch
>>97006611Bretty cool that these dudes are pretty much 1:1 with the resin ones, but I guess that's been the case with most of the mechanics stuff for HH. Are these guys big enough to proxy as the 40k robot guys?
>>97006758Yeah but more would be great because it would scare off the most socially retarded shitstirrers
>>97006794I'm trying to estimate the scale for that. Either robots or kataphron servitors (since they seem similar enough)
>>97006794No
>>97006806Women generally make communities worse.
>>97006751I never said I wasn't also a hoarder or didn't understand the allure of more plastic that ill definitely work on after this current project
>>97006806you don't know what you're talking about lmao, more women would equal even more drama
>>97006813Ehh they're close enough to the tracked guys imo
>>97006748>>97006762They have like 3 battleforces based off the inquisition factions All bad in their own special wayThe best is probably the witch hunters but only because it makes a better battleforce than any of the sisters battleforces since those are also REALLY bad
>>97006435on the rhino at top left there is a different bit for the havoc launcher than the regular one. what bit is it? is it a space marine part?
>>97006899Goddamn these are fantastic
>>97006899Might be a Kromlech part?
>>97006705Why was Goodwin the one to design the Admech for 40k? Weren't they always more of a Blanche invention?
>>97006899I will never paint this well
>>97006899from one of the HH vehicles
Kill yourself, slopper.
Seriously, what is wrong with you?
BIGBEAUTIFULBOUNCINGBANSHEEBUTTS
>>97006960You can't even paint this well
>>97006960These are VERY good but absolutely achievable for an average person if you put in the effort. Ganbatte, anon.
>>97006962probably but theres so many of them.>>97006960life is suffering.
>>97006899K I N O O OINOOO
>>97006979Am I the only man in the world who doesn't think butts are all that important
>>97006899>Possessed in IW warbandnani?
>>97006986except that I paint much better than that
>>97007017your basecoat+wash sloppa isn't much better than that desu
>>97007017No, you don'tYou don't even paint in all the details lmao
>gk vs khorne killteam>it has to be daemons by context>we already have "blood letters at home" in the form of goremongers>loads of dark mech comingIt's their time
>>97007032>>97007026Pretending my models look like that is laughable. Post your gems please, oh that's right...you don't have any.
>>97007038None of this is true
>>97007041I'll accept your suicide now
>>97007045you have no knowledge of it anymore then you know who your father is, cunt
>>97006759They were last years battleforces for when they released. They were terrible designed, even outside of IA being a joke army that got zero support and was DOA.
>>97007048That's pretty nice, got anything else?
>>97007049You are operating off of a fatrak wishlist that was proven wrong when he said it was for what ended up being the yiff vs tau box lmao
>>97007058Plenty
500 Worlds Huron has two box sets coming in Jan/Feb. Huron and his Lords of the Maelstrom is one box similar to Titus and the other is a Khorne box of WE mixed with demons similar to the Necron one. New detachment rules for CSM and WE.
>>97007067Nice model, you still shouldn't be pretending mine look like the other model in question.
>>97007067>STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL
Not really related to traditional games but found this at my local CEX
>>97007077They look worse knowing that you've been painting for years and haven't bothered to improve :)
>>97007087I guess you could use it as a Frisbee
>>97007087>Not really related to traditional gamesthen why the fuck did you post it you absolute retard
When people point to the Tau as being grimdark they usually point out stuff essentially stuff that is just the darker elements of living in the modern world. Cultural assimilation, globalism, propaganda, indoctrination, racemixing, western style hegemonic power, etc. Which of course begs the question...is real life grimdark? Is the metric for something being grimdark if it's as bad as real life?
>>97007089So these look worse than the model in question? Are you delirious man?
>>97007009newfag
>>97007059the anon who replied to you wasnt even me but guess what, it's all true, and theres nothing you can do
>>97007101They look much worse yes
>>97007096>Which of course begs the question...is real life grimdark?I mean, have you paid any peripheral attention to most going ons in the world? Be it domestic or foreign.Also remember this game is a british invention.Go read some books/journals/diaries on the british industrial revolution and will learn of some grimdark shit.
>>97007112You're such an insincere wretch, why do I even converse with your faggot ass.
>>97007120>faggot assBut I paint the space knight faction, not the furfag faction unlike you?
>>97007120Could always go to the discord since all your friends are there, right?
>>97007001A good butt is one that's shapely while being in tune with the resr of the body it is attached to. The importance is balance, hence why Eldar are the best and Tau are smelly runts.
>>97007124Because I can do 2 things at once you filthy knave.
>>97007133Damn, getting attention from your friends isn't enough?Talk about being needy.
>>97007124>>97007140The discord mocks him too
>>97007140You're not funny, you're ugly and retarded.
>>97007107>:(
>>97007073>hurons human minders will be womyn>the unncessaryy black library tie in novel establishes them as lesbians and the pronouns chuk/rok>when you notice black womyn all over the cover 40kg will get irate and call you a fake grog zoomer secondary tourist with no models and no games
>>97007145That's hilariously sad.
>barely 100 posts in>poopdickschizo drama alreadyyou people deserve the state this general is in
You can tell Decalfag is a furry because he keeps coming back despite all the negative attention
>>97007155It's not true lol, he just made it up. The discord is totally chill and normal.
>>97007159>meta discussion and ignoring the ontopic discussionYou're just as responsible for it
>>97007151>chaos worshipper>it's a black womanI don't mind that since it aligns with my world views.
>>97007164covfefe
>whats going on in this thread>look inside>same shit as usualHonestly I'm starting to think decalfag has been more damaging to this general than edgecoc was.
>>97007165You have a proven track record of compulsive lying. Don't pipe up.
>>97007164its 1 or 2 guys who are obsessed with me, he reared his ugly head in the discord once under the name "Risotto" and spoke the exact same way he does here to me and they slunk back into his dirty crevice because he couldn't samefag.
>>97007173I still think decalfag and his detractors are just working together to shit this place up.
>>97007096Tau are basically the Brave New World to the Imperium's 1984.It just so happens that we see both of those dystopias in real life as well.
>>97007173considering edgecoc is the one engaging decalfag every single day, no.
>>97007173>inb4 it turns out decalmutant is just edge's new persona
>>97007181EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS how do you retards not see this?!?!
>>97007181>>97007186You'd already be banned for namedropping edgecoc if he was still around
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97007178It's (you) samefagging yourself on your phone
>>97007181Proofs of this?>>97007187You write like a child kinda embarrasing
>>97007195ok edge we see you
>>97007195>Proofs of this?There is only proof to the contrary >>97007188
>>97007186I could see it. I don't know why he thinks it's just 1-2 people that dislike him though. Sure there are a couple people who continuously mock him, but at this point he's just irritating at best to interact with. Mods just need to rangeban him at this point since he keeps on evading.
>>97007188jannies got sloppy, namefagging retards has been a bannable offence (off-topic) for a while but it's applied very inconsistently, or we wouldn't have retards like you having this homosexual dance with decalfag literally every single day.
>>97007222No tourist, the real edge had a pocket janny who would instantly nuke any mention of him by name, which is why people took to calling him the DCslopper instead
>>97007202you dont understand HE HAS to post, the invisible whispering goblins compel it
>>97007202Just so you know the mods literally almost never ban me. So keep on thinking I'm the problem when the mods know its not me. Its the same guy making this place shit every thread. I love to lurk some threads and not say a peep and I still see the same guy create ridiculous arguments with other people over non issues and use the same insult style he does with me.
>>97007232But I thought you said the mods were the ones conspiring against you???
>>97007242There is only one I think, but since I called him out I assume he was reprimanded for his targeting behavior and has backed off.
>>97007224That was also inconsistent as fuck, but please, keep being so desperate to dispel the idea.It's totally going to help your case.
>>97007247>>97007248Genuinely schizophrenic lmao
>>97007255meant for >>97007224
I love that there is one single guy who is adamantly opposed to the idea that Edge is still here...very interesting.
I wanted to work out my Word Bearers Hosts hierarchyThis might be the most autistic thing I've ever done
it genuinely blows my mind you people dont get tired of doing this exact same shit every single day lmao
>>97007275>n-no uLOL>>97007281>one single guysure would be convenient for you if that were true huh?
I love fat bitches
>>97007282I like the little faces you made, very cute stuff anon.
>>97007282You're handwriting isn't cute and girly enough
>>97007289Hi edge, how ya doin buddy?
>>97007295No im dirty dan
>>97007282Coming up with your dudes lore is apart of the hobby anon, I like it
>>97007290Female loyalist marines are skinny thankfully
>>97007282Don't worry bro, my WBs are basically saturday morning cartoon villains.
>>97006611I beg you James put all the 30k units in the 40k codex and I'll buy 5000 points of them.
>>97006979
>>97006899It's the deathwind launcher from a drop pod.
>>97007291>>97007311>>97007327thanks anons>>97007292I've been telling myself the same thing since I was 8
>was gonna paint after work>finish, exhausted>accidentally nap half the evening awayWelp, guess I'll just have a wank and a late dinner then
>>97007164>>97007133I need you two to put on a trip code thanks.
>>97007385If you wank on a model it counts as painting
>>97007357Jes Goodwin leaning in on from his tall throne held up by stilts and whispering “no”>>97006917Honestly I don’t know, and I’ll never understand.
We need post id so bad
>>97007311I'll give it a go :>In the darkest coldest stretches of Fenris there belongs a chapter of Space Wolves know for their renegade ways and indulgence of other faction and chapter outcasts. This group of marauders consists of banished Knights and various other Marines that were no longer fit to serve their previous masters for one reason or another. They now collectively fight for each other and do not cast blame on each other for past transgressions. They are know as the Fenrisian Blizzard Boys. I just made that up on the spot and the name is kinda lame but I couldn't think of anything.
>>97007417ew
>>97007430Better than your guys lore
>>97007417This doesn't work if they still are based on fenris, no SM chapter would tolerate another chapter intruding on their territory like that, least of all one made up of their own rejects Other than that, I don't hate it. The name is cringe but you did just barely try to come up with it. A chapter whose identity is based around accepting various blackshields and rejects could be interesting, especially if you explore the potential problems of such marines being more susceptible to chaos corruption and allegations of chaos corruption, and the weirdness of having a bunch of mystery meat geneseed in one chapter
>>97007447beaky with a gorget is just wrong
>>97007463ty, it definitely needs work but I like the idea.
He thinks it’s just 1-2 people because your dumb ass botted a poll not too long ago.>>97007447This is pretty good. Was this from a draw thread or something?
>>97007495Who are you referring to here, schizo?
>>97006435
They didnt have any greenstuff at the lgs this weekend.Indecisiveness is keeping me from painting my model for the month.
>>97007173Here is a little tip
>>97007504You are spiritually a woman>>97007540Have you considered using plastic putty or Milliput instead?
>>97007495No i just saw it on twitter and posted it because it was cool
>>97007552and what is this supposed to mean exactly?
>>97007540You filling gaps or actually sculpting something? If the former then just make some sprue goo. If the latter, then try milliput.
>>97007561>Have you considered using plastic putty or Milliput instead?They didnt have any of that either. They had just blue stuff but I dont think that's usable. >>97007578Im debating glueing some wings on a jetpack, and Ive been strongly encouraged to use some greenstuff to make it look decent.
Someone, edit this to be Nurgle-Chan
>>970075674chanX has a Fappe Tyme mode that only shows posts with an image attached, it makes this thread much more readable.
>>97007625I would never filter anything, I want the full reality of every situation.
>>97006435make genestealer cults not connected to tyranids but to a more generic or mysterious xenos that doesn't necessarily eat them all.
>>97007642Agree with this 1000%, I actually only learned that they were associated with the Nids recently and imminently hated it. Took the mystery motives right out of it for me.
>>97007629God I wish Mechanicus girls were actually cute like that
>>97007652You think their mouths vibrate?
>>97006899I really should stop being lazy and get some weathering rust streaks.
>>97007601that'll be $77
>>97007649Way back in 1st edition, Rogue Trader, Genestealers were actually a separate thing from Tyranids.
>>97007666I love learning new things
>>97007674SEX WITH YVRAINE
>>97007656God i wishThat one jenny XJ-9 animation made me nut at that part
>>97007681Guilliman...
>>97007685Belisarius…
>>97007674>Guililiman in reality>"The Imperium could effortlessly break the Eldar species like a twig if we wanted to, they live because we allow it.">Guililman in the fancanon>Ayyy lmao eldar pussy
Can you play AdMech without taking Cawl? Every list I see has him.
I am sick but i want to paint but i also want to sleep
Someday I must find the super duper secret vault of STLs
>>97007712You could, rules-wise, but I really don't recommend it if you have any interest in an army that isn't hoard.
>>97007703>>Guililiman in reality>>"The Imperium could effortlessly break the Eldar species like a twig if we wanted to, they live because we allow it."The last Dawn of Fire book states Guilliman is trying to get a long-term peace agreement with them after they saved his ass from Szarekh in the Pariah Nexus.
>>97007737Those two statements are not mutually exclusive. Guilliman wanting to forge a formal peace does not mean that the Eldar still aren't weak and could easily be destroyed by the Imperium.
>>97007753>easilyI don't think the Imperium can spare the resources to track down and chase every eldar.
>>97007734Is this from that dead dove gore fetishist fake femboy artist? Reminds me of her artstyle
>>97007734I have tranime fatigue.
>>97007757Sure, the Eldar are in the same position as the Tau and Votann and Drukhari in that regards. The Imperium COULD destroy them...but it wouldn't be worth the effort.
>>97007776>next big narrative campaign opens with the 2nd Company Captain complaining about how it’s impossible to keep the Imperium from falling
>>97007717I hate that these things are meta
>>97007776Wait, are the Drukhari not included in the Eldar alliance? I thought they already work with the Imperium. And lots of then joined the Ynnari anyway.
>>97007776Agreed on all fronts except the drukhari. Try and get to Commoragh man that place has about as more bloodthirsty vat baby crazy asses on cocaine than the cadian regiments have personnel
>>97007790That was because:1) He's literally been given a single company to retake the 500 worlds2) He's fighting the Necrons who are...very powerful but probably one of the few enemies the Imperium couldn't reliably take out just by massing their forces
>>97007776Tau and Eldar for sure, but it will be hella costly.The Leagues of Votann? Fuck off. They are the DApT faction. They never technologically regressed in the Age of Strife. And they are very numerous.
>>97007790That's sorta the Imperiums shtick tho, so big and so momentous that it always appears to be on the brink of failure but never actually falters.
>>97007766Anime website, tourist-troon
>>97007807Abaddon's Black Legion besieged the Dark City for a while before departing after their target kabal was destroyed.There are stories about the Deathwatch Marines launching raids into the Dark City. There is an entire novel (Silent Hunters) about the Space Shark invading the Dark City and taking out a Kabal.
>>97007792Are they? I just painted them for fun and have not used them in a game yet
>>97007810>race of manlets>in a setting where height = powerNah, they're fucked
>>97007808>He's literally been given a single company to retake the 500 worldsWhere is this information from?He has way more than that at his command
>>97007762yes
>>97007369>>97006979
>>97007810They've literally been forced to hide in the galactic core this whole time because they explicitly don't have the numbers to fight off their enemies in a straight fight, and they don't have all the DAoT tech, just some of it, and their Votann are still slowly decaying.They're basically just "The Imperium but much much smaller and with a slower rate of tech decay"
>>97007808Titus is tasked with securing Ultramar's interior, not reconquering the whole 500-worlds region.The task is delegated to the whole tetrarch council, which includes Ultramarines and their allied chapters.The fact that Titus believes that the council's job is impossible speaks to me how weak the Imperium became/becoming.
>>97007776All Guilliman needs to do to beat the Eldar is tell them they can stay in Ultramar. They'd immediately bend the knee and accept Imperial dominion.
>>97007877The Eldar never accepted to live in the Tau Empire, they're sure as hell not gonna go for Ultramar.
>>97007853Nope. They didn't go to the core and stay there to hide. It's a resource-rich location, and before the Great Rift, they had no reason to leave the core, as they were self-sufficient there. The sources say their numbers are massive.They do have DAoT tech and also believe in improving their technology and inventing stuff. They didn't have Admech dogma holding them back. The order Votann's are growing more slowly and senile. HOWEVER, newer, more energetic Votann get born from time to time from League technology.
>>97006979God I love Banshees
>>97007888That's because Tau are short, have small dicks, and their women are ugly.It's already been canon once that Ultramar had half-Eldar, it can be so again.
>>97007890>The sources say their numbers are massive.They're more numerous than the Tau and the Eldar combined, but that's not much of a feat since the two of them combined would be lucky to add up to a quadrillion people.
>>97007808Do you have to keep posting the same 2 images every thread don't you have more
>>97007808>>97007812Problem is we’re shifting into a narrative of the Imperium losing starting with the fall of Cadia so we’ll see what happens. He could have way more than just the 2nd Company and still lose.>>97007877They won’t take that deal. No one would. Not after ten thousand years of endless genocide by some Bronze Age warlord who had to bullshit his reasons for doing them.
>>97007904>Roboute empowering the Imperium by allowing Eldar/Human offspringabsolutely basedthat yvraine pussy must have been incredible
>>97007906It's still funny to me that there are more humans on planet Terra than most sentient species have individuals in the totality of their species across the galaxy.
>>97007904lmaooo absolute Tau obliteration
>>97007916Nta but that artist only did two and I posted them both twice over the past few days, it's not all once guy
>>97007906A single Tau system has trillions in it.
>>97007931I mean it makes sense.>Poor people breed more than wealthy people>The Imperium is 99.9% poor people>The Imperium has very little automation so everything has to be handle by people doing it manually>You need dozens of Imperial Guardsmen to match your typical warrior of other speciesAll those factors combined means that the Imperium is one of the few species that's actually likely to fuck like rabbits.
>>97007949The Tau pop by lore is only 150-200 Billion, what are you smoking?
>>97007949>A single Tau system has trillionsOf humans.Tau are a minority in their own Empire, anon. It's how Tau'va came into being.
>>97007958Did you get that lore from Reddit or your ass? It was your ass, wasn't it?Farsight's fleet alone had 100 billion T'au in it.
>>97007958...where are you gettiing this? Sa'cea alone has multiple trillions of people on it. Granted it's the densest and most populated Tau world but it's still just 1 planet.
>>97007975>>97007977I trusted in AI
>>97007977Sa'cea is a sept. A whole system. Across its worlds, its cities house trillions.
>>97008005Yes but the lore blurb says Sa'cea Prime specifically houses trillions, so that would be trillions on a single planet, not across the whole system.
>my faction has a trillion>nuh uh, my faction has quadrillion Oh I’m in a DBZ thread, that explains so much.
>>97008019Ohhhh missed that.
>>97007854Gulliman conquered the 500 worlds with ~200k Ultramarines, now he’s asking ~10k Marines to do the same. Titus is simply stating the obvious.
Youtube rumor guy says Eldar Corsairs are coming in a Battleforce box in January or February.I know he doesn't have a perfect track record, but that would be so sick. A Corsairs battleforce would be an insta-buy for me
>>97008028>Oh I’m in a DBZ threadkek
>>97006435>TQ>AdMechdouble the points cost across the board and give them rules to match.They're the cybernetically enhanced soldiers of the Omnisiah, they should be way more elite than fucking Guard.
>>97008035If Valrak is talking specific models/boxes then he’s a little more reliable. Just don’t trust his timelines regardless.
>>97006979hell yeah
>>97008035>Eldar Corsairs are coming in a Battleforce box in January or February.Way too soon. We'll just be starting 500 Worlds by then.
>someone is auctioning two models, I just need one, can sell the other>try to place a bid last 10 seconds>....>apparently ebay's clock is off and the auction ended 10 seconds agoWhy is their functionality so bad.
>>97008076500 Worlds Yriel let’s fucking gooooo
>>97008031Man imagine if the Emperor was as much of a bitch as Guilliman and Titus are. >"Noooooo there's so many worlds, there's like a million worlds I have to conquer and I have to do it in only 200 years, it's not faaaair, and I only have a single planet to start with, uuuuugh why meeeeeee....."
>>97008031Wait. Wasn't the Realm of Ultramar already a thing BEFORE Roboute rejoined the Imperium?
>>97008085You lost the bid, take it like a man.
>>97006463>'squats in space'>move away fromYou literally do not understand this setting or faction and are gay. They are LITERALLY squats.
>>97008076The rumor has always been Yriel will be part of the end of edition campaign
>>97006542>to appeal toThey are literally squats, that is what they are, the army would not exist if theyt were not trying to revive squats without the silly name. Otherwise they would have just made Chaos Robots or something.
>>97008103I didn't get to bid at all because the clock was wrong, retarded /v/ shitposter.
>>97008092>>97008107No you morons we'll be STARTING it by the time that rumor says the boxes release, as in Titus and the Necron boxes will be coming out then.
I have achieved nothing since november 2022 when 9th was ending. Nothing at all. I could have made 500,000 dollars. Instead I have some warhammer codexes.
>>97008095When Gulliman became ruler of Macragge he began to strengthen the bond with neighboring systems but it wasn’t until Big E showed up with the 13th Legion did Gulliman turn it into a sub-empire.
>>97006651>mentions warcry>forgets the Iron Golem underboob lady
>>97008132You low balled and lost. Up your bid next time.
>>97008031500 worlds could easily be a campaign centered around the unification of Ultarmarine successors with Titus at the head but they've gotten so deep into the Ultramarine wank that they forgot previous set power levels for them
why is 40k turning into named character slop?
>>97008202marketability
>>97008202Named Characters are the best thing going right now and sell bajillions.
>>97008221>Named Characters are the best thingwhy?
>>97008202to take away your army and make it GW´s army. Get fuckt, all individuality is being killed off.
>>97008146Do you think the 500 Worlds will be two characters and one Necron value box and that's literally all they'll release in January and February?
>>97008228capefaggots in denial
>>97008197The premise of the 500 Worlds is that the Ultramarines can't even control the Ultramar region and it's explicitly stated that trying to do so is an impossible task for them.But because it involves Ultramarines doing literally anything, it's Ultramarine wank. Got it.
>>97008197The unification with the Successor Chapters already happened in Dark Imperium, 10 Chapters including the Ultramarines were designated to put the 500 Worlds back together because Gulliman’s strongly worded letters were being ignored or interpreted maliciously. Other Chapters can join the show, the rebuilt Emperor’s Scythes are within the territory (and a Ultramarine Successor), but the responsibility of directing it all has already been delegated out.
>>97008248>>97008256trying too hard
>>97008202I like lots of named character in the game because it gives the more uncreative people ideas to maybe make their own dudes
>>97008202Those are what sell. GW follows the money.
Ultramarines vs Necrons for book one.What will be the focus of the other 4 500-worlds books?
>>97007048I like it but that guy's face makes it seem like maybe he wasn't always 100% certain on which was the end of the flamer to point towards the xenos/mutants/heretics.
>>97008287Ork WAAAAGHDelldar raidChaos incursionT'au expansion
>>97008287Tau Empire seems obvious. Red Corsairs have been rumored for a while and have beef with the Ultramarines.
>>97008320Don't reply to yourself
>2 weeks until collage deadlineHow is your collage entry going? Got any suggestions for decembers collage?
>>97007282Draw a daemonculaba
>>97008287Next one will be Huron Blackedheart vs Prince Yriel
>>97008332Christmas themed model!
>>97008287Likely tyranids and probably another imperial army. Chaos of some sort will be present, I couldn't tell you which. Maybe deldar cause they just got a book and wouldn't have to add anything. I don't think tau were present in the last one and they got those characters teased
>>97008323c'mon Orks vs Votann
>>97008323I feel like Guilliman is gonna try to ally with the Tau.
>>97008332Holiday themed objective marker/terrain! Everybody has some extra bits and then they don't have to use up a model from their army for a seasonal theme
>>97008357Why is it black?
>>97008326Tau seem like a lock since we've got these badasses and those Kroot Rumor Engines coming up
>>97008332>Working on a Heldrake because I hate myself>Based and priming is done but nothing else>Family visiting starting the 24th so I've effectively got 1 week leftLooks like it's grind'o clock for the next 7 days, god help me.
>>97008357Oh that's a good call actually, that's probably it. Might be a good idea to check the basing of all the other reveals from that stream
>tfw can't allow myself to get minis until I get better at painting armor and nmm goldNot sure if I'm my worst enemy or best mentor
>>97008369why not?
>>97008332Started work on my entry yesterday.
>>97008372Endure and persevere king!
>>97008372You're psychotic, you did this to yourself. Based
>>97008395Don't reply to me
>>97008392Crozius the longgggg wayyyy
>>97008332I suggest we have christmas as an additional theme. Like bikes/cavalry or something wins but you're encouraged to make something festive if you want.
>>97008405Don't pretend to be others.
God I wish that were me
>>97008332snow theme?
>>97008414Stop
>>97008332Winter theme would be top tier for Space Wolves.
>>97008332Maybe anything goes BUT you have to try your very best on the model so you can compare with your past stuff and see how far you've come?
>>97008332Summer theme!!
>>97008427
>>97008430Hard metric to go by and feels like a recipe for shitstirrers to samefag something that people were really proud of
>>97008332Not great. Ive discovered I suck at kitbashing and don't enjoy it all that much.
>>97008447Pics? Can't be that bad
Alright boys what are we gonna call the Ultramar-Eldar-Tau alliance?
OK the rumored Corsair release is 100% coming soon. They're gone from the webstore, both the Aeldari and Kill Team sections.
>>97008332>>97008430>suggestions?How about a basic line infantry model but you pull out all the stops and try your hardest on it as though it's entering a contest? Compare it with another one you've already got.
>>97008480The reluctant attempt to get two child races to pull their heads out of their asses
What are the odds any new army released in 11th will come with mostly multi pose kits. I hate monopose so fucking much.
onboarding with new job and my teams filter failed and everybody saw my model cabinetgonna kms
>>97008545lol? I would kick the teeth in of any coworker who mocked my Warhammer models.
>>97008496SEX WITH YRLIET
>>97008545Don't be afraid to have hobbies, anon
>>97004771I really need to use something other than purple as a base colour for the flags.
>>97008552You're a 400 pound NEET
>>97006463This. Give them more emphasis on the giant AIs churning out clones. Make it speak backwards Russian.
>>97008545Post cabinet.
>>97008566are you retarded or something?
>>97008562This nigga named Charles!
>>97008545Don't worry, when I forgot to turn the filter on and joined a meeting with my Imelda Marcos-level collection of chastity cages on display, nobody noticed or said anything.
>>97008486They've been gone since before the last big reveal anon. They're just being re-boxed.
>>97008562Your stuff just exudes your personality I bet, very nice as always.
>>97008332Been done, as usual.
>>97008480The Spitroast
>>97008589Yeah, reboxed as part of the Corsairs release wave.
>>97008332All finishedOther 5 are a stretch goal and probably won't be done in time
>>97008594Thanks.
>>97008522Slim/none>>97008545People with hobbies are more interesting. Trust me anon they think you're cooler now than before.
>>97006476Anon has reminded me that we will never get any tuna for global.
>>97008602Keep huffing that hopium anon.
So why were all the fatrak rumors wrong this time?
>>97006463>>97008567i oppose this and argue this is the direction they need
>>97008640Don't diminish your superiors
>>97008643Oh shit I didn't know destiny had a wargame
>>97008648Buy an ad fatrak
>>97008648Purchase an advertisement, obeserak
>>97008609So we're going to have to see these every thread for the next five months huh
>>97008666Fuck off, satan
>>97008666NTA but I'll start spamming my creamsickle meme-boys if you want
>>97006794>Bretty cool that these dudes are pretty much 1:1>1:1For an artistic hobby there is a surprising amount of blind people
>>97007972>>97007975Trillions of Tau. Unless you can explain by what magic one of first systems colonized by Tau is mostly populated by Humans.
>>97008721>asshole behaviorJust anonymous things.
>>97008761>asshole behavior
>>97008332Still gotta clean her up a bit and finish the drones
>>97008332Didn't have much time to paint today so I only did a bit of cleanup and finished some small details. He should be done by the end of the week, I think
Creamy Sheev
Current state, hope I can pick up a brush again by next week
>>97008562Maybe just use a different purple. If that's naggaroth I find it takes a lot of work to make it pop. It's almost like working with a black
>>97008770Do you think you could do a mini tutorial on how you paint gems? Mine always turn out bad and yours are really crisp.
>all this model posting
>>97008804Shiny
>>97008771>scion gfI need it
>>97008804That's a good way to make Jade/Emerald
>>97008828As you wish.
>>97008828Ill join in
>>97008828
>>97008828Look out behi-ACK!
>>97008828more?
>>97008825This is all I do. The difficult part is following the shape of the gem and covering a smaller surface with each layer. Might take some practice but it's really not that bad.
>>97008922These are cool. I wish my local sisters player painted his models
>>97008643But that's normal Votann.
>>97008962Wheres the 40k?
>>97008828And more>>97008940Thanks anon. I hope he gets them painted soon
>>97008770I will save that when it's finished
>>97008287hopefully thousand sons will get something
>>97008962>tfw born too late to get a job in the miniature studios of ILM, AP Films, Weta, or M&Mpain
>>97008985nice
>>97008828I was planning on painting tonight but it's cold and I'm sleepy
>>97008986Same, but for Dark Eldar. They desperately need a refresh
>>97009067Based Captain Tycho enjoyer
>>97009072no they dont
>>97008828We out here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u_xsXy0GzYI love AI slop
Started my tour of chaos idols hopefully I can post my apostles exploits soon.
>>97009149of course it would be a fist fan who enjoys that slop
>>97009149Not bad for abominable intelligence, but we don't have to outsource our imaginations.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWjJ-PPFCeY
>>97008828Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
>>97009228>Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
>>97009251Oh fuck I plagiarized and didn't even know.
Fires of Cyraxus royally fucked admech
Designing a bunch of Christmas patterns for some firstborns I have laying around to make into Christmas ornaments. Any opinions on the Santa one? I don't know what colour to make the backpack.I should also probably go buy some putty and make them all tiny hats.
>>97009335Wave 2 sucked so bad GW basically stopped releasing kits for 40k
So when using 3rd party water slides that print in a solid sheet am i supposed to score around the decal or just cut as close to it as i can?
>>97009395depends, most don't have them cut out on the sheet like GW's sheets are
>>97009276>plagiarismMultiple discovery
>>97009139I know you think those 5th edition sculpts look perfect, but they're an eyesore and really starting to show their age next to more modern stuff now.
>>97009335>Passionate guy holding thing together dies>new content stops>half a decade later shitty remakesThe day Jes Goodwin stops working at GW will be the end times
>>97009361Backpack green
Whats with all the shilling for Eldar Corsairs in recent years? We already have pirates aka Dark Eldar and Orkz.
>>97009216>Marinelet
>>97009443>corsairsThese were always meant to be Ynnari
>>97009408I disagree, they've held up better than most ranges
>>97009456>What if we take Dark Eldar armor, and make it more blue than black
>>97009402Yeah they aren't cut out exactly so I'm trying to trim them down and let mr softer kinda make them more maliable but I'm still losing 1 in every 4 decals which feels bad.
What's a unit on the table top that's complete bullshit and can solo an entire army by his or her lonesome?
Hypothetically, if someone wrote a novel featuring M.A.S.H style guardsmen and a big cluster fuck Daemons / Tyranids / Orks fourway battle at the end, which of the bad guy factions should have the LEAST pyrrhic victory? Since the bad guys always lose, of course :P
>>97007808>1) He's literally been given a single company to retake the 500 worldsThe exact number of Marines Titus has been given will never be stated but you can see he has a pretty significant number of 1st Company Veterans assigned to his force. Looks like at least 20 Vets if not more along with the rest of the 2nd Company and probably some squads from the Reserve companies.
>>97009535Pretty much all of your bad guy factions permanently fuck up a planet irreversibly, I don't know how you have any of them have a slight victory that isn't just foreshadowing that they won the whole thing in the end
>>97009535>>97009601A planets Orks win could theoretically be retaken, while Daemons or Tyranids will fuck up the planet forever.
>>97009251but where are his kawaii bat ears?
>>97009622>look at image>mind wandersI'm disgusting
>>97009622I like that the rat has 6 legs
>>97009618I thought ork spores stick around unless you totally scorch the earth. Isn't that why they have ongoing problems on armageddon
>>97009335I mean, take a look at how things panned out for... literally everything else from HH that DID get 40k rule support. Nothing would have ultimately been different.
>>97009528There isn't anything that unbalanced. The closest you'd get would be primarchs but you can still kill them
>>97009630Return to the moss
I hope 11th edition gets rid of this "you must have a good leader attached to this squad or it's not good" bullshit.
>>97009622I'm gonna throw rocks at it
How many models have (You) painted this year anon?
>>970097073.I finally got out of the depression from losing my girlfriend to a car accident and decided to start a new project.
>>97009630>>97009622The little girl has finger toes
>>97009652I think the difference is that mars was designed with the resin support in mind, which is why admech had two codexes in 7th
>>97009707Not enough
>>97008196I didn't bid at all you fucking retard my point was I didn't get a chance to place a single bid because the clock was wrong. Fucking shithead.
>>97008332I miss october so much.
new>>97009779>>97009779>>97009779
>>97008486I gota box.
>>97008545Everyone on 4chan works in tech remoteexcept me apparently.
>>97009443Corsairs are literally the first eldar. This is like faggots crying about squats.
>>97008332Snow/festive ;-;
When is a new dataslate going to drop?
>>97008583based
