Emptiness Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97090837 >TQPost a card that represents what you feel about Magic today.
The day adventure time gets a crossover with magic is the day I finally learn how the fuck this game is played.
Why did you mentally ill incels not buy the avatar set and made it flop?WAS IT BECAUSE OF THE HECKIN INFLUENCERS WAS IT?DO WE NEED TO SEND THE PINKERTONS TO YOUR HOUSE FOR A LITTLE GOOD OL' SKULL BASHING?HAVE SOME FUCKING EMPATHY YOU POS.MAGIC WAS NEVER YOURS!
>store's tranny wasn't actually a tranny but rather just a tomboy thanks years of big WOKE for rotting my mind>still I'm engaged and don't know what to dogonna need to buy a new deck to get my mind off all this. Izzet lessons in standard seems fun and budget but idk
>>97098923Thanks for being the blight that kills my formerly-beloved game
>>97099224If you can't tell a tranny from an actual female you must be retarded or have nonexistent eyesight, I'll assume you're trolling for attention, call you a retard and move on with my day.
>>97099198I thought TLA was doing well? I personally found the draft environment pretty mediocre. Every set has sagas, flip cards, vehicles, guess they’re just an evergreen mechanic now but they just start to feel very samey.
>>97099224Have a threesome
>Teferi, Time Raveler>Oko, Thief of Crowns>Kaito, Bane of NightmaresHow long until we get the problematic 3-mana Izzet planeswalker?
How do we force WoTC to rebrand Izzet because it's too close to Izzat
TQ
>>97099198
>>97099368Your franchise slop: BAD, WOKEMy franchise slop; GREAT, BASED
>>97098965>shit, we pissed off all our good artists quick grab an artstation rando and pay him $4 to draw something in 6 hours
>>97099426>My franchise slop; GREAT, BASEDunironically who are you quoting
I'm still watching the Avatar the Avatar tv show, and I chuckled when this scene came on.Few days ago people were laughing at ai slop eating meat. Well they look like that and eat that.
>>97099198id cum if tla flopped
>>97099450>bbw hippo
>>97098806
Thread Question
>>97098806>TQWhy is this game for pigs only nowadays? Where things gone so wrong?
>>97099437>Gabor Szikszai>an artstation randoBruh
>>97099251I erred on the side of caution cause I thought no woman would ever be interested in me
EDH wonned
I have a destitute amount of rare-wildcards, but despite that I want to play Mono Red in MTGA Standard. With that in mind, I need to ask about this card, Zhao, the Moon Slayer. Should I craft him ? Should I play him at x2 or x3?Second question, also about Mono-Red, also about a rare, is Bayo, Irritable Instructor (aka Electro, Assaulting Battery) worth playing in Mono-Red?Thank you for your help in this matter.
>>97099605>thought no woman would ever be interested in me>I’m engagedInconsistent faggot or homosexual faggot?
TQ: A balanced game with painted art is dead, and an unbalanced game with cringe pictures is masquerading in its place
>>97099720>2/2 menaceno
>>97099720Why would you play a 2 drop that doesn't have a busted ETB effect or threaten to win the game if unanswered for a couple of turns?
>>97099720Zhao, would be used to push a board wipe back a turn. The format is to fast for a 9 mana blood moon to anything. Electro assault battery is a combo enabler, only worth if you're storming off. An anon a few threads ago is having a good time firebending with 60+ mana.Monatery swift spear is a great example of MtG's modern design philosophy. A brave heckin mulatto power farting on a white and oriental male. The mulatto represents the low iq EDH slop enjoyers ruining the game for the people with enough iq and autism to engage in 60 card constructed on a competent level.
>>97099720I think you should >>>/mtgag/
>>97099781>swiftspear>modernlol
>>97099728Before M15 the game was 95% EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD artworks and 5% bad artworks, now it's 90% ABYSMAL DOGSHIT artworks, 5% ok-ish artworks and 5% good artworks, sometimes you get an exceptionally good artwork but that happens because it didn't get filtered in time.Also Seb McKinnon is rip for the crime of being right and not accepting a barcode tattooed on his neck.
This will be Magic the Gathering in year of our lord 2026.Say something nice about it or at least something you are hyped for.
>>97099793Brothers war came out in 2022. Unless we're live in post-modern design philosophy, because modern is now Modern Horizons block constructed.
>>97099857I can't wait for gay lorwyn elves
>>97099224Tomboys are fine but have you tried tommy boy?
>>970998672022 vs 2002
>>97099857Ironically homosexual Lorwyn is the only thing look forward
>>97099882It's likely to be 50/50. Half of it will be homosexual, half based and trad.
>>97099867lol
>>97099857>spock and bilbo baggins fingering eachother's buttholes because squall leonheart is an emotionally unavailable incel loser that doesn't respect women, megatron is a phyrexian golem and urza is getting his teeth broken by a punch by captain america because he's autistic or somethingRound up anybody who laughed when in 2018 we said that magic was utterly dead and done for and pull out their nails with pliers.
>I died offscreen because I slipped on a banana peel and have since then been forgotten
>>97099882I would wreck that elfussy no homo, jank his horns and rape his face, no homo
>>97099857i miss thunderjunction... what this game has become jesus christ, seriously i sometimes think this is all just a bad prank the hasbro execs are doing and that when they will make tmnt a thing they will just say "haha was a joke bros, lets go back to kaladesh, innistrad or eldraine"...
>spongebob squarepants, master splinter of the ninja turtles and niko aris are teaming up to defeat sephiroth with funko pops filled with israeli pagers because he's A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>97099881>that faceai slop
>>97099916I cant wait for the big bang theory crossover im gonna yell bazinga excitedly
>>97099857>or at least something you are hyped forits like a car crash in extra slow motion, only reason to watch is morbid curiosity and waiting for the prices to drop so i could build my cube & old deck collection in peace without sneaky shit like MakePlayingCards or Mr Chinaman Proxydong
>>97099788If you really direct all gameplay conversation to /mtga/ or to /edhg/ than all that remains for this general is to be renamed fuddy duddy no-games general.Tell me about the last game of Magic you played, no-games.
>>97099726I don't really know why my current one is into me either.
>>97099946I hope when they run out of movie comic slop they move on to video game tv show slop. I wanna see characters from the witcher or halo tv show as magic cards!
>>97099918When MaRo said we'd miss Companions, he fucking meant it. I'll take mechanical death of the game over identity death any day of the week. It's like breaking all your bones and dying kinda fast vs alzheimers and forgetting yourself and becoming a vegetable and dying a super slow death.
>>97099857https://youtu.be/nolpET4mgiI
>>97099952>witcher or halo >tv showthose are video games, not tv showsits like saying MTG is a comic book franchise
Told you I would make you nostalgic about companions.
>>97099952> Halo tv showplease no
>>97099963This man deserves a big slap for what he and his overlords made to this game.
>>97099916Thunder junction is essentially Universes Beyond cowboy edition. Where are the natives scalping the new comers?
Post Magic: the Gathering©™ (A game by Richard Garfield) soundtracks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hySiB28eS5ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biMiTu8PGT8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HV3oyxr0Eg
>>97099986NTA but is 10 times better than Hot Dog Cart for example.
>>97099986Cacti were the natives.
>>97099947>Post is asking if they should do a thing in MTGA>That belongs hereIf an entire general exists for a specific portion of this game then they should go there. If we hold that standard for commanderfags then it applies to MTGAfags too.
>>97099963Free Palestine
not Magic The Gathering
>>97100011Some stinky tripfag who I'd prefer not to name decided to make the MTGA general his personal chat-room, so that general is completely unusuable and I'd rather not post there.
>>97100001I can't really get a sense for the story by looking at the cards. Best guess is the planeswalkers are trying to steal from the jew shark
>>97099963Im not thoughIkoria is as gay as ub
>>97099958The books for both games came out before the game so you are retarded. Also they were tv shows and henry cavill witcher mtg would make bitches wet.
>>97099975They can just clip frames of the show for the art wort wort worts the matter?
>>97099986Now explain how Innistrad isn't essentially Universes Beyond, twilight edition.
>>97098806>been teaching my wife magic and playing kitchen table games with her for a few months now>gone to a couple draft nights>mostly just play homemade cubes, draft recent okayish sets, or play a little mini 40 card format >one night I aks her to try and make the strongest deck from cards she owns>okay>it's some kind of nigger rigged UG Eldrazi show and tell and I get my ass beat because she keeps dropping emrakul on turn 3 Damn
>>97100075twilight didn't have futa vampires
>>97100075why does she have a huge cock?
>>97100084Because Eric is a gay faggot!
>>97100084all the better to fuck you with, my dear
>>97100075>explain why down isnt up
>>97100075Can you find the difference between the two cards
>>97100026Too fucking bad. If you want to talk about a particular section of the game that has a general then you have go there, the whole reason the seperate threads exist is because we don't want you here.If you have a problem with a particular person, or group, it's that thread's problem and that thread needs to fix it by making them feel unwelcome, as I'm doing here with you.Else all of these threads become cross posting shitholes for all those people too. Where do you think they're gonna go when they realize that all of the people from that thread have moved to here?
>>97100026Try the edhg thread if you hate discussion so much
>>97100119Yeah, one is based on a 1973 film, the other is based on a film genre from a few decades prior.
>>97100131Except arena is just a platform to play what is the main format of the game and basically the only place anyone plays it. Anyone who actually plays a 60 card mtg format is going to use arena. If the general was just for arena-only formats that mught be different. What formats do YOU even play
>>97100148> Brain broken from too much TVOne set uplifts the soul, the other is meant to humiliate
>>97100193>uplifts the soulHow sad must your life be.
>>97100193So the card on the left doesn't buff the one on the right, correct?
>>97099198I don't come here often. Did it really flop or is this just a shitpost? Because people most people were glazing the set a couple weeks ago.
>>97100193Do you think syncretism is a humiliation? That religious iconography is an exclusive secret club?
>>97100068Women called that guy an incel loser because he plays tabletop games and refused to play feminist beta cuck gerald in the adaptation because he says "this stuff isn't in the books".
>>97099857Kept two commander decks and I'm already playing another tcg.
>>97100149If it was "just a platform" then why are you even asking about wildcards and how to use them, and specifying MTGA standard? These would all be unnecessary to bring up if the question was just about standard.What formats I play has no relevance to this conversation and I'm not giving you a window to sidetrack the topic.
>>97100261Nobody did that
>>97099963FUCKING TAKE ME BACK
>>97099857I enjoyed Strixhaven the first go-around. It was a fun draft with strong 2-pair factions, but the ability to splash to try and get the best of two different faction's cards. I loved lesson/learn cards in limited too, I always early-picked them in drafts. I am excited to return to Strixhaven.The Hobbit is at least fantasy themed.I have some pleasant memories of Star Trek, and it least it will be better than "Bagel with Cream Cheese" and "Hotdog Stand". There might even be some member-berries for The Next Generation, my favourite Star Trek show.
>>97100244Archangel of tithes is humiliation attempt because it's a random mess they call an angel and not inline with the plane. It should be a cactus angel to be syncretism. Maybe the cactus worship niggers, idk. Black people exist on dominaria so malach isn't a flavor fail
>>97100271Are you retarded? Go check for yourself if you don't believe me.
The amount of asshurt some of you nerds have over the universes beyond stuff is hilarious, especially now after seeing the rationalizations when it's IPs you like coming into the game.But you keep pretending you hate it SO MUCH that it makes me question if some of you are actually sapient.
>>97100313I don't see anything outside of literal whos yelling into the void.
>>97100075I agree. The atrocity that is UB has highlighted how much of a design failure "Theme park" lore like Innistrad, Theros etc. are in comparison to core lore ala Mirrodin/Dominaria.MTG should have remained pure and never cucked to trope-centric lore writing..
I’d rather have hat sets with Magic pretending to be other IP’s instead of IP’s pretending to be Magic.
>>97100352Well i want a witcher planeswalker
>>97100310>>97100193Thunder junction angel has a shirt and denim jacket with holes for wings. A wide brim hat with no strap to keep it in place when she flies. Two guns attached together in the dumbest way when she could be dual wielding. Thunder junction insults you.
>>97100330>those women don't count@grok generate me an image of a man wearing a kilt being disgusted by haggis and moving back the goalposts.
>>97100364I want you to fucking die.
>>97100392You can find lone retards to support any opinion you want lol. Or do you think that when a random tumblr poster talks about how much they love UB, that means Magic players actually love UB?
Is magic in genuine trouble? 2026 is clearly going to be full of duds but if 2027 doesn't deliver wtf is this game going to do?
>>97100449Best case scenario, Hasboro collapses and Rudy buys WOTC
>>97100075Innistrad isn't as egregious or heavy-handed with its references. But I agree that it is where the cracks first started to show.
>>97100406>right when you think a troon can't get any more disingenuous he starts contradicting his own points just to prove you wrongPIMOZIDE, NOW!
>>97100021Maro isn't a zionist he's a progressive jew
NOT MAGIC THE GATHERING
>>97099857The Borg are the closest we'll get to Old Phyrexia anymore.
>>97100493Innistrad is just as egregious with its references, it just happens to be referencing slightly older media so most of the slop eaters here think it's original.
>>97100517>Universes Beyond: Israel would be kino
>>97100487Rudy owning hasbro would kill any hope of reprints
>>97100517Meds.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5lppIKqaTY
>>97100504All white-hating shekelsuckers deserve the oven
>>97100560I understand that, I'm saying Maro would not get offended by "Free Palestine"
I fucking hate white. Soul sisters is the most braindead archetype, not really strong, but so not fun to play against.
>>97100538Here are reprints under Hasbro. I would be happy with a balanced standard that supports FNM if it meant no reprints.
>i'll wait until a good set comes out to spend my gold
>>97100449My CaC becomes real. Also thanks again for the token advice last thread other random anon.
>>97100449I pray everyday this game implodes to it can be bought by a company that actually cares. I can't wait for this UB disaster to actually bite the ass of these greedy fuckers.
>>97100599Oh hi mark
>>97100403Nope i wont die until we get a Sangheili tarmogoyf or planeswalker. I equip my energy sword to the witcher and attack your life points directly
>>97100622Easy infinite money hack
>>97100487That fat freak would just guide the managed collapse of the game. He's scalping scum
>>97100831I heard he has a weird bent dick that mightve been chrischan though i cant remember
>>97100837Chris definitely has a bent dick, but I could believe Rudy does. Unironcally I can't wait til his fat ass is hanging from a ceiling fan in his warehouse of woes
>>97100603Under those conditions I agree
Will people hate me if I play UR Prowess in Modern?
>>97100984I wouldn't, it's probably the best budget deck in the format, people should expect to see it
>>97100984>hate meModern is a competitive format
>badgermole cub $90it's fucking over
>>97101009Told you all it was the best card of the set.
>>97101015WotC knew it too, which is why it was printed as a mythic
>>97101015nta but the moment I saw it I thought of non-legendary kinnan and how retarded that card is
Would it kill the game to have a low powered standard environment
>Mole>Beanz>Proft's>CutterMaybe Jews of the Cost should stop printing 2 mana gamewinning engines.This game used to be balanced around the fucking vanilla 2/2 bear. Now 2 mana plays instantly win the game next turn. How the fuck can these people call themselves game designers?
>>97101044>Would it kill the game to hve a low powered standard environmentTENBANS
>>97101044Nah, but have a Standard with more UB than actual Magic hopefully does.
>With just a few adjustments for the meta, Izzet Looting is already back up to the #3 spot in StandardI love how this deck is literally just WotC being lazy and printing the same fucking effect on fucking everything tribal.
>>97100075Universes Beyond is much more egregious that creating a card that references a pre-existing archetype, character or literary work. It's the culmination of several trends in magic set design: thematic clash, design for commander, and legendaries everywhere. The reference or homage with an attempt of originality (more on that later) disappears and it's just a series of tedious attempts of cramming X character in a pre-existing commander archetype. I won't defend WotC of that time, as the company already had bad a good deal of bad faith in using source material without due respect (i.e. the Dracula secret lair). This in contrast with UB sets where the owner company works as a steward of the IP.In summation, UB shows clearly what's wrong with Magic as it belongs to WotC.
>>97101031Not everyone agreed
>>97101077Truly, we have the heavy hitters of intellect in these threads.
>Izzet keeps being one of the best decks>Red, Black and Blue pushed to the skyes and beyond>After ten bansHow much bans would take to fix this format? Maybe we should start banning whole sets?
>>97101074>of that timeAnon, innistrad came out in 2011
>Everybody complaining about Badgermole>Nobody bracing for impact for the absolute fucking abomination hyper-consistent Lesson deck that nuStrixhaven is going no doubt summon into the God forsaken formats
>>97101077Green players will NEVER admit to having broken ramp cards
>>97101091Restricting the number of sets would be the first sane move
>>97101091>How much bans would take to fix this format?My estimation is at bare minimum 5 more, but probably closer to 15ish.
>>97101091>How much bans would take to fix this format?N + 1 where N is the amount of card getting printed every new set>Maybe we should start banning whole sets?that's called rotation and they gave up on that
By the end of next year there will be 19 sets all in Standard at the same time.Imagine.
>>97101103>Restricting the number of sets would be the first sane moveThat's a good idea. Maybe Standard should be a 2-year format instead of 3-year? Seems like a good way to keep it from getting out of hand.Why hasn't anybody thought of that before?
>>97101096Firebending + lesson/learn combos are going to carry us into yugioh territory
>>97101114I can't wait for WotC to "accidentally" print>U>Instant>Learn>Draw a cardor some shit>"We didn't realize it was draw 2 for U, Learn was just the set mechanic!"
Seriously though they actually get paid to design these cards.
>>97101096we'll shit that street when we get there
>>97101113Im a genius, I knew it.
>>97101118Just wait for the lesson> firbend > learn > lesson > play your entire deck on turn 2 comboI bet a mint black lotus that suh shenanigans will happen
>>97101114We've been in yugioh territory for years now. Really the only difference at this point is that we have to wait at least 3 turns to automatically win the game
>>97101135>we have to wait at least 3 turnsWhere we're going we won't need turns
>>97101132Finally, my wife will get the respect she deserves
>>97101086What was funnier was people saying that this thing was too strong.
>>97101122>they actually get paid to design these cards.The old /ccg/ threads would always have a laugh about how shit we all were as designers.But I am fully confident now that I am a better designer than anyone working at WotC.
>>97101031Erm, rarity is for balancing draftWe don't acknowledge the secondary market
>>97101181das real funny u alrite white boi
>>97101163I would trust the rat furfag with the future of this game over whoever designed cub and student.
>>97101193>I would trust the rat furfag with the future of this game over whoever designed cub and student.We're at the point where Cooldown Guy and Foegod Designer could join forces and they'd still probably design a better set than WotC.
Uh you can just shock the earthbound land?
>>97101196>Uh you can just shock the earthbound land?We're curving T1 Llanowar Elves, T2 Badger into another Badger.
>>97101196Why would you ever shock the land over the cub? Killing the land means any mana dork they drop still gets doubled, killing the cub means they need to drop another cub to actually make it ramp.
>>97101206How many pyroclasms are legal in standardAlso only 4x 1 mana dorks in 60 is not great
>>97100948Jesus christ dont google chrischans crooked penis what have i done i wanna die
>>97101196The land comes back into play tapped and now you are down a spell. Do you wanna lose the game because that is how you lose the game?
>>97101271Far too late to earn me newfren and I've seen far worse than that.
>>97101145because nemesis got banned
>>97101246>How many pyroclasms are legal in standardDoesn't matter because the entire deck is just to support Tyvar who doesn't care about board wipes and Ouroboroid that can clear games solo.
>>97101309It didn't do anything before the ban either.
>>97100535That's the lesson Mark learned last year.Bloomburrow succeeded because people didn't know the tropes.Duskmourn failed because most people knew the references.
>>97101118It would be a 2 mana sorcery at least since they basically treat learn as a rummage because of commander.
>>97100240Just a shitpost. It's not selling gangbusters but it's a far cry from flopping like Spiderman. Just seems average like EoE
>>97100193You need to go outside and touch grass
>>97101163>But I am fully confident now that I am a better designer than anyone working at WotC.Prove it, post a custom card of each rarityI don't doubt you by the way, I just want to see what you've come up with in the past
>>97100535This game always referenced outside media, Arabian Nights 1993 is UB 1001 nights. What's not new is the art being 90% garbage. The best part about UB is WOTC isn't allowed full creative control.
>>97101433Garfield said Arabian Nights was the first UB, and they used it because it was public domain. He is ok with fantasy UB.
>>97100687I made another version with an extra effect. Does this feel like too much for one card?
>>97099857>something you are hyped for2027
>>97101433The old cards with bible quotes for flavor text go hard
>>97101516Yes. Drop something.
>>97101593Yeah the extra flavor effect was a bit much, I'll just stick with my original idea >>97100687
>>97101322>m8 thinks his 4 mana do nothing creature is going to end a game solo with all this removal around
>>97101578Dawg we have no reason to be hyped for 2027
>>97101715I'm hoping for a nuclear holocaust.
>>97101056>green>green>blue>redHey, guess what color is missing from that pile? I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with wight
>>97101091Just print actual powerful white cards. It’s been near of a decade and the kikes refuse to print actual, powerful, white cards.
>>97101792Black doesn't rhyme with wight you dumbass
>>97101799It's been two decades, at least
>>97101792White and wight don't rhyme, they're homophones.
>Boohoohoo, all these mean red blue black and green cards are so broken!Then tell JOTC to print powerful white cards>We had ten bans in Standard and it’s still awful! I hate this meta!Then….print actual powerful white cards>Fire design is ruining the game, the game is dying!Print….powerful….white…cards…>There’s nothing we can do! We’re totally helpless against these unfun designs! We’ve literally tried everything!!! Except powerful white cards.
>>97101821Over three decades, actually
Does white not have powerful cards?I play white weenie in like every format
starting to regret picking up this deck
>>97100687It's not "defends", it's "blocks"
>>97101906oops isn't a deck it's a cheat code, people play it because they don't want to play magic
>>97101906Is this an mtg server with fetishes or a fetish server with mtg? Either way ura gayfag for posting in it
>>97101948>t.
>>97101910Thanks for catching that
Face it, Magic has always been derivative. It has always been UB.
>>97102251kill yourself
>>97102270>>97102251It always has been
>>97102251cruel tutor is kino though
>>97102251truthnuke, we should all switch to playing Redemption instead
>>97102251I like the band Ween. A lot of their music is pastiche, but it wouldn’t be Ween if it were just a playlist of Hank Williams, Prince, and Funkadelic.Same with magic, the transformative nature of both MTG and Ween are the cornerstone of what make them good.
Maro here, just saying that universe beyond has always been our attempt at decolonizing Magic from its white christian roots into a more scientific LGBTQ+ global south inclusive space. Like how the feathered dinosaur evolved into the feathered chicken. We'll eventually call it Universes Evolved, and phase out the existing problematic cards (UW).
>>97102251You can suck a dick. Magic has never been this.You, the other UB enjoyers, Mark Nosewater and specially Fagsbro can eat shit, because you will never make this UB trash pass by Magic to anyone not being a Cummander drone.
>>97102418Jund Heaven confirmed?
>>97102418>problematic cards>uwthen we will be allowed to call magic fornite tcg finally? you know taking away magic from magic should allow us to rename this tcg...
>>97102114This is by far the gayest thing ive ever seen in this thread please stop. Who even asked for this and why are you doing this?
>>97102777I like making CaC. Also checked.
>>97102777Checked
>>97101433Arabian nights aren't a modern IP like fucking Avatar. They're ancient legends just like dragons, goblins etc. Shut the fuck up you stupid lying fucking cunt!
>>97102978>>97103010Wtf is this shit what is this from
>>97103053A webcomic https://www.valsalia.com/
>>97103010Why come this yinglet has furry legs and not the bird ones ive only seen three of these but the continuity is FUCKING SHIT.
Looking back at Magic after quittign 6 years ago. Duskmourn looks kinda kino, like a mix of Inistrad and Theros, and i want to crack a pack, but i'm afraid i'll open on of the Legendary gays or negros instead of the cool enchantment horrors
>>97103090Try arena the tutorial is probably extra gay but its free
>>97103089That's fan art
>>97103118You guys are retarded do you jerk off to these things or what
>>97103089It's off model
>>97103121I like the webcomic and I like making Magic CaC. I didn't make that red card though, but I did find it funny.
>>97103090Actual SAVE ME NIGGERMAN mentality. Just open a pack or two and then buy singles you actually want once you realize packs are gambling and a shit method of getting cards. Add all of them to your cart at once on TCGplayer so you can't trick yourself into buying more packs and then stop.
>>97103121...you don't?
>>97103090>Duskmourn looks kinda kinoWRONG.to this day nobody has been able to answer the question of why Valgavoth would be providing "safety shorts" to the cheerleaders he is tormenting
>>97103145Jerk off to what!? Do they have reptile/bird genitals or rat junk? Im so confused.
>>97103171>would be providing "safety shorts" to the cheerleaders he is tormentingBecause he wants to torment you
>>97103121They're seagull rats who's diet consists of raw meat and shellfish. It would probably be more hygienic to fuck a skaven.
>open an episode of shuffle up and play>different token troon almost every epwhere does he find them all?
>>97103275So di the have a cloaca or a vagina dude i dont know how to jerk off to it and now im scared.
>>971032313% of birds have a penis. Yinglet's are prolific rapists, like ducks
>>97103171Fear of not cooming.
>>97103283>Writers room is a bunch of troons>Where are they finding troons?It's a real mystery
>>97103284The boys have tiny dicks and the girls have tiny vaginas, they're fucking rat birds, now take your meds.>>97103303You be quiet
>>97103324Wow rats really do have a tiny penis thanks anon!
>>97103322Why is his writing room full of troons?
>>97103324The cloacal kiss is a highly efficient method of reproduction
>>97103368Because only troons are dumb enough to major in writing.
>>97103368Many magic the gathering players ask the question: what would happen if I went on HRT?
So when are we gonna get the MTG movie?
>>97099857I hate MarvelI hate Marvel
>>97103283>where does he find them all?Seattle
>>97103618When WotC finally locates a director with standards low enough to make a movie based on source material as bad as MtG's """writing""".>Oh hey Urza. Don't worry we got Guff to change the future so we win 100% here>I GIVE UP.>Oh no! Urza got his head cut off! We're totally going to lose now!>Oh and btw Karn was a superweapon capable of destroying Yawgmoth the whole time just plug my laser eyes into his battery socket>Wow! Thanks Urza's severed head!This is considered one of Magic's best stories.
ngl i love the final fantasy cards. there's barely any black people in them
>Lovecraft UB>every creature is lovecraft's cat
>>97103675The better no nigger set is Bloomburrow. Also no spic ass greaser wetback beaners.
>>97102978dies to removal
>>97103695> bury> it cannot be regeneratedWell yes
>>97103668Paul W.S. Anderson
How do I filter custom cards?
>>97103681In another world we would have Lovecraft and Shakespeare UBs but some hasbro exec has veto’d them here because the beancounters said they wouldn’t sell as well as some Power Rangers nostalgia bait slop
>>97103675This was specifically because SE demanded final say on all cards, unlike the Tolkien estate who doesn’t care how brown you make the characters as long as the check has enough zeroes
>>97100193Looks like you trigger the s o y N of /mtg/ lol
Next week is some Marvel previews on Tuesday. So yay. More pig slop.
How do you fags feel about upcoming if destroys or EXILED ETBs now that exile is ubiquitous?
WOTC RND here. We're workshopping card effects that last throughout the 3 match set as the next great breakthrough for the game mechanically. We'll start small, like a planeswalker ultimate that will give you an emblem that gives you 1 life every upkeep, but of course we'll eventually make chase mythics that draw you cards or tutor. The main thing holding this back is there's no way to sell it to Commander players
>>97104009>WOTC RND herePlease stop with all the gay shit! Fuck you!
>>97104016I just make the card effects, it's the art team's job to attach flavorfully unfitting art and characters to them
>>97104016Gay people exist so now everything needs to be gay
>>97104030Yinglet UB when? The market demands it!
>>97104009>wotc designing literally anything for even a mildly competitive aspect of the community instead of unranked BO1 arena casuals and EDH normoids 2/10 make it believable next time
