Thicc craftworld gf Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>97134296>Thread question:What are your hopes for grotmas detachments?
I hate orks >:(
>TQI just want more Marines and more Necrons
Post models/wipPainting the 5th 10-man Neophyte squad, I have started painting them almost two months ago but haven't really been painting anything until last night. Got 20 more afterwards.
>>97138986Detachments are rules not models
>>97138993I know, I don't really care about more detachments I just want even more cool models.
Cute Eldar boy feet
>>97139002Have you even finished your eradicators yet
>TQWe already know what they are and my armies aren't getting one so, good for them.
Wonder when the Deceiver will get his upgraded model. It feels like they could go any direction with his look.
>>97139024>>97139028
gw should include game mechanics that allow me to touch your minis with my greasy cum laden fucking mits. You can (not) trust me with your repulsors.
>>97139024No not yet, Ive been insanely lazy lately.
>>97139035There's no rule against saving up all your farts to let out on your opponents side of the table
>coomtard OP can't even post the full size imageNo fat Eldar pussy for you.
>>97139110>scream crying about coomers every thread>has the full sized image on handYou are a retard
>clowns detachment>you get sustained 1 as a flyer or when disembarking a flyerWtf
This art is awful. I’m sure shadman has a picture or two of 40k, post him instead.
>>97139145>>97139133
Coomers pls go to >>>/aco/ or wank before posting
>>97139182Coomer boardCoomer websiteYou do not belong neo-puritan
>>97139182I think if you keep freaking out about it he'll definitely stop
>>9713918240k is the game with the youngest and therefore horniest player base. It’s part and parcel of being in a community with mostly 12-30ish year olds.
>>97139182
Sick Horus art I just stumbled upon. Dude was a menace!
>>97139182i like o r k s xD
>>97138991Not painting 40k right now but here's a rubric
House Herpetrax.
>>97139103>>97139109>>97139120Some may complain about this artist, but their "gura" (or however it's named) of Orks goes places I don't see explored much, for obvious reasons
>>97139219The idea that a drop pod would willingly land feet away from a knight without trying to hit it is fucking retarded
>>97139213>he's crying that it's off model again.Oh shoot, you're right
>>97139110>heart shape pupilsUH OH
Someone got a link to the EC codex?
>>97139236Hey wait a minute this isn't 40gay
>>97139227Space marines are retarded.
>>97139242I don't think so, nobody plays EC after all
>>97139245im pretty sure juggies are 40gay
>>97139014>I dont like gravis armour because its up armoured power armour, havocs are much better cause they are like this model>posts a terminatorno u
>>97139253>>>/v/
>>97139277Read it again
>>97139271Skullcrushers are not.
>>97138991Batch painting servitors.
>>97138991Latest terminator wip. Need to wait for some sprue goo to dry before I can finish cleaning up the claw swap. I love me them cataphractii claws.
>>97138991Began work on this guy earlier, rough early layer for the armor. Sorta getting back into swing of detailing, not sure if I should do the armor first and fill in the black suit after or the other way around. Wing color came out decent at least.
Send helpShouldn't the Geller Field prevent this kind of weird shit?
>>97139288
>>97139317Gellar fields don’t always work across the entire ship. Power fluctuations can cause localized disruptions.
>>97139317The fields are often not airtight, so to speak. It's common for crewmembers to experience some "turbulence" throughout the journey. Sometimes it's just bad dreams, sometimes it's worse.
>>97139306>Synthwave Farsight.Neat.>>97139316Armour first, fill in other stuff later.
>>97139306The torso feels a bit too long and the legs too short.Also shifting the shoulders down a bit might help it make look less weird.
>>97139155I really want Lugft to get more love at some point in recent editions. Bro is literally a better version of the despoiler in every single way without a fraction of the effort
>>97138991Farsight kitbash begins tonight
>>97139386>The fucking gaps on the jump packs.Jesus those must be hell.
They look so out of place here.
>>97139289wish World Eaters would get a calvalry unit like this so bad. The juggerlord and invocatus are one of the coolest models in the range already.
>>97139407Nta but I've built crisis suits before, those gaps are almost unfixable. Some of the worst ones of any warhammer kit I've ever done. I vaguely recall the riptide also having similar gaps
>>97139408Eternally fridgeless
>>97139317Look, the guys in charge forgot to carry the 2 and the sheild blinked for a second. Shit happens, ever have your fast food order messed up before?
>>97139440do not start this shit motherfucker
>>97139446Collageless until the end of days
>>97139408>black tribesmenOk, why on an ice world? I'd understand jungle or desert but ice?
>>97139459Also why is he shirtless in a blizzard? Maybe Marines don't get cold like we do?
>>97139343I think what ill do is just bring some more tubing in around the side to hide it, and maybe lower the chest plating a tad to close the gap between it and the belt. I think its more an unfortunate situation of it being made from the worst looking mini in the squad. Here is is next to his squad member, who doesnt have any longer legs or any shorter torso.>>97139330thanks anon
Sometimes you have to wonder why certain stores don't sell their shit on ebay for scalper prices instead of just letting the stock rot on the shelves.
>>97139467>shirtless in a blizzardOh easy. Rule of cool. It's like not wearing a helmet.
Back in the day GW used to have in induction for new staff members at Nottingham. I don't know if they still do, this was a long time ago. I think the event was actually in the 90s, but became pretty famous for those of us that worked around Manchester during that period. It was told to me by one of the staff at the Altrincham store (where I was working at the time - '98). I'm fuzzy on who exactly it happened to, it was either the guy telling me the story or someone he knew. Alas I haven't been in contact with him for years so I've no way of checking.They'd travel down to Notts (from a Manc perspective at least) and go through the whole shebang, various meetings, being shown around the factory, learning company values etc. At the end of the first day they'd get to do their first weight order. Again, this was before my time as a staff member - we "only" got a 50%ish discount on everything, but at one point it was literally you paid for the weight of the metal (plastic was always 50%) in your order, so you could buy a lot for not a lot.Anyway, at this particular induction my mate from Alti went down to Nottingham, went through the induction and after picking out his chosen models for his first lead weight order, went to see what his hotel roommate (hereafter referred to as Thorskinsonn) had picked. It was a lot of one particular unit type. No prizes for guessing, Thorskinsonn really liked his dwarfs. After the first day it was traditional to hit the Nottingham nightlife (desu, it was traditional to hit whatever city you were in's nightlife at any opportunity if you worked for GW back then). My mate went out, but Thorskinsonn declined the invite as he was tired and went back to their hotel room.
>>97139489Later that night, my mate gets back, opens the door to their room to be greeted by the sight of Thorskinsonn stood stark bollock naked on his bed, his little "Gotrek" in hand, furiously tugging away and surrounded by his lead weight order of Trollslayers arranged in a circle around him. Thorskinsonn didn't make it through the rest of the induction. Lot more stories from that time period. Someone being fired while taking a shit, weird things that happened to shoplifters, chav wet t-shirt event, nipple cancer, the child abuse guy, the dungeonmaster (50 Shades of Grey type, not DnD), vertical dwarf army, KKK Redemptionists, The 'Mormon mafia' which used to run the place, GW's anti-liberal calender, mexican cheese vs HGV (truck for the Americans), Looney Tunes style model smashing, Games Day LSD, human skateboard ramp, Manager's meeting at Bugmans with hired strippers, Manager's meeting in Amsterdam, One of them has to get bailed out of a brothel by area manager using company card, Alan Merritt, one of the Golden Demon judges for years is colourblind, Alan Merritt is also the sole person responsible for the Age of Sigmar fuck up of having no points on release as he was so desperate to remove any trace of Rick Priestly, Nick Bayton is very religious and thinks gays are disgusting, Bryan Ansell was a coke fiend nutcase and some others.
Do you pass the Ork test with your lore?
>>97139497Meaning?
>>97139471Could also be because the torso looks too thin. So it needs a bit more bulk.
>>97139497This wouldn't fire because it is cardboard.However we have had some small lore snippets where techpriests get their hands on ork guns so they crack them open how they work.Only to see that the firing mechanism just shouldn't work at all. It's basically bunch of junk and scrap metal.Also we do know that ork make-believe power is real due to the whole "red ones go faster" shit.Ork belief power is inconsistent and always will be.
>>97139495>colorblind Golden Demon judge also catastrophically fucked AoSThat’s funny but I don’t believe you.
>>97139497I still think the "orks make things work by believing they do" is terrible.It takes away from meks.I much prefer the idea that imperials think ork weapons must be magic because they refuse to wrap their heads around how the orks do tech.
I am once again asking for the Boarding Action's .pdf, wahapedia is missing about 40 missions from the book.
>>97139495I dont believe GW would be that based
>>97139554I'm still looking too brother. If I find it I'll post it for you.
>>97139536>It takes away from meks.It really doesn't. The whole point of meks is that they don't really study anything.They have always been something where they just instinctively "know" how to make shit like weapons.
>>97139536Ork tech obviously is some psychic mob mentality shit manifesting things to happen that they can only subconscioulsy affect. I don't know if this is explicitely explored in lore but it's always come off like that to me.
>>97139561I checked the pdf share thread all the way to its release date, there were some requests here and there but it wasn't posted at all. GnomeCone on vk.com usually has it all but weirdly enough it's not posted there either.
>>97139617It only gets retarded at the far end. Ork stuff works just crude. Build a car. It would run but be shit. Orks do the same, it just last a little longer or needs "oil" not a certain type viscosity. Build a gun. It will be shit but the ork gun won't jam as much. Hell ork titans actually make sense from an engineering standpoint. Just crude.
>>97139621>>97139561I'm uploading my pdf of a 10th ed boarding action book it's taking an age because it's such a shitty file. Hopefull it's wjhat you're both looking for.Hang in there anons.
>>97139658king-shit. I remember you posting about Necrons & GSC earlier but the whole-book would make a lot of people happy.
Gave doctor night lord some trophies and a knife. I think this is enough. Gonna glue and prime him tomorrow and then it's time for doctor world eater.
>>97139536They can't make something just magically work purely on belief it just works better/longer than expected. There's still a crude logic to everything
>>97139536"Ork makes things work with belief" is obviously a remnant of a biological lock feature on their tech that they had as krorks. My source? My ass.
>>97139658If you have the same one I've got, it's just a bunch of cell phone shots of the book stapled together. Which is better than nothing. I cannot for the life of me find where the hell I saved that file though. Might have been an old mobile device that I don't have anymore.
>>97139658Appreciate you anon
>>97139768>>>/pol/
>>97139768>Account origin: Philippines
>>97139768>21 ubermensch white boys can't build a galactic empire without it imploding
>>97139681>>97139755>>97139757It probably is the cell phone one you mentioned anon but yeah as you say better than nothing https://mega<dot>nz<slash>file<slash>iJNnBZJI#mz5QRte9Qh80izWQzu7ryCgM1eBZIz41sPjviaC1CLUHopefully that link works
>>97139792The emperor is brown, that's why it failed
>>97139768If Primarch loreslop was made nowadays, there’d be a black Primarch. Feel lucky
>Xasandera Valdet, Fabricator General of Marshe/she/they?
>>97139823They aren't called transhumans for nothing
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97139810god among men
>>97139768What about Vulkan?
>>97139440Stop being a retard
>>97139768>The Khan>white
>>97139644>>97139617>>97139536You don't understand how a psychic gestalt noosphere works and the means by which it is broadcast through a fungic colony species. Enough orks see something that works and the baseline of that technology is psychically imprinted into the burgeoning mek mind.
>>97139810Ty king
>>97139893Tipless...
>>97139561How the fuck did that marine not notice the giant literal titmonster behind him?
>>97139408They do this but also go out their way to make the celestial lions eternally irrelevant and also the only African themed chapter.Like I seriously don't get it.
>>97139937It's not about lifting up the blacks, it's about putting down the whites.
>>97139937Diversity reporting is mandatory for listed companies in the UK. Meeting diversity targets is important for listed companies. If you dont know what the fuck I’m talking about, figure it out
>>97139408This just looks retarded
>>97139644Yeah, I quite like the idea of it being a kind of "psychic lubricant" that smooths over how shoddily built and unreliable Ork technology tends to be. By all rights your average shoota should jam pretty damn quick, but the Orks' absolute belief that when you pull the trigger a bullet will come out the other end keeps it going.
>>97139213>Eldar can't even get fat so this isn't lore accurate either.The THICCNESS pleases Slaanesh!
>>97139937exploring cultural identities is not the goal. you have to show women/black andor lgbt people that they are part of every faction, that way they will buy product. they teach this in marketing courses.
>>97139937Irl races don't matter in 40k at all so there's no point in making them anything more than just another chapter unless there's a reason to
>>97139508Looking it over again I see that I didnt add enough putty to fix the left side of the torso. This particular piece suffers really badly from GW taking shortcuts. The left side of the chest is all smushed and flattened without the proper curvature, so that it would pop out of the mold. I really like the sculpt of these chaos terminators but the whole kit is kinda plagued by the fact they crammed it onto two sprue instead of three: lots of bad underfils and casting cheats.
Final weekend before the data slate hits later this week. How are we all feeling about that upcoming balance pass?
>>97140110>Tournament statsEnd yourself immediately
>>97140110>imperial agents>6%Its not even amusing, just confusing.
Did 5th have rules for artillery platforms, like immobile Earthshakers from the IG Basilisk? Or was that a 7th (maybe started in 6th) thing?
If there are mongol space marines, why don't they create chinese space marines to get money from the chinese?
>>97140175Chinks don't buy official shit.
>>97140175chinks can barely afford food
>>97139937Are they even african outside of the guy in helsreach being black and their name being lions?
>>97140194But, China is supposed to be the next great superpower...
When do the new Tau guys come out?
Legitimately, how do xenos fans cope with the favoritism the Imperium and Chaos are shown not only by GW but by the wider community? How do Tau fans bear being told they lost Damocles any time their lore gets brought up, or Eldar fans bear Yvraine being remembered only as Guilliman's girlfriend after ending all their plotlines? Even Necrons barely get respect. I can kinda understand Nid and Ork fans not caring given their factions but still.
>>97140215LOL
>>97140243I dont read imperium and marinewank, its that simple
Now that the dust has settled, onions on Votann?
>>97140243>LorefagsLol
>>97139969You are a low IQ ESL>>97140213All the named ones have Zulu names, and they use African spirituality themed names for their apothecaries and librarians
>>97140243>lorefaggotry paint some models instead of watching lore videos on sloptube
>>97140243>how do 40k fans copeI take the lore I like, ignore the lore that's shit, and make up my own using wikis, roll up tables, and theory faggots on YouTube.>cringeGood. I am cringe. That is what makes me free.
>>97139035>>97139056This is why I won't even attend an event with Death Guard fags present.
>>97140263Oh that's way more interesting than I thought
>>97140243I cope by not having to buy the awful marine models or care about their awful lore.
>>97140243The eldar are practically allied with the Imperium after the Guilliman thing. This is the only way we could thrive and it has happened, so I'm not complaining.
>>97140243because the xenos races, almost to a man, have model ranges that completely blow the imperium and chaos out of the water in terms of quality, variety, flavor, customization, and unit count
>>97140253>>97140281>>97140282You know, the guys who buy and paint figurines come off as somewhat of special needs kids to normal, functional people. You're definitely not above people who enjoy a good story and the vibes.
>>97139035GW should have a rule where instead of declaring a charge you can fight your opponent based on your faction. Wrestling for orks, karate for eldar, bare knuckle for Khorne.
>>97140315Uh oh thinskinned tourist melty
>>97140315Don't care, didn't ask plus you're gay.
>>97139408Looks like Space Wolves leading some recently captured slaves from a primitive world back to the ship. What's the problem? shouldve disarmed them first? but maybe that makes the trip back more entertaining
>>97140319would tau get to overwatch with a rifle?
>>97140315>come off as somewhat of special needs kids to normal, functional peopleGood. Fuck normies. They ruin everything. Videogames are shit, card games, music, 40k when it gets that damn TV show, porn, writing, they just water it down and cry about "offense" or "morally questionable" content then bring thier adhd spawn only to have moralfags ban it because the book they didn't read had a passage that was meant for real spirtal crimes is used to justify banning everything and giving the government a new agency.
>>97140243I walked into my local game store and picked Tyranids because marines looked like trash except for the Grey Knights
>>97140335Grey knights are about to look a lot better too!
Does it make ANY sense to use a Phobos Librarian in TSons? I got one as a gift and am racking my brain to incorporate it because I don't play primaris
>>97138991Fuck, im gonna have to get started on my squad of those guys soon
>>97140368In-universe and in the actual game no
>>97138991Reposting frontal WIP shotI'll probably assemble the final two eradicators this week off of the sprue.
>>97140368You could mess with it and use it as a sorcerer but TSons are one of the worst factions to try to replicate their look because of how intricate their stuff is
>putting your warhammer OC with “TRUE LORE MASTER” over it this is the most obnoxious thumbnail I’ve seen in a minute
>>97140387Thanks for the update
>>97140387Kill yourself.
>>97140387Buy an ad faggot.
>>97140387>Getting your lore from youtubeThe only CCs I watch are Poorhammer for usually good content and Auspex for autismo 40k newsreel
>>97140387>Pic>Seething over painting channelsSecondaries really do hate primaries universally lmao>>97140402Buy an ad snownigger
>>97140376>dead tree / black muck base>aesthetic color schemeThis shit looks great anon nice job
>>97140402>>97140406(You) buy an ad
>>97140328Tau makes you fight their dog
>>97140413Or wife
>>97140416That's what I said
>>97140423Space wolve players marry thier dogs.
>>97140394Sounds like the video OP is mad…
>>97139242Of course.https://gofile.io/d/7vURjf
>>97140403>Poorhammer >good contentYikes!
/40kg/ would you depict yourself with “TRUE Lore Master” over your head while making an argument
>>97140467Yes, but unironically.
>>97140406>Seething over painting channelsHe literally made an entire 20 minute segment of the video complaining about a painting channel having an opinion on lore exactly one time LMAO
>>97140467
>>97140467Yes. I would then spout completely incorrect information, like the Emperor secretly being a half-Eldar or Tyranids being a hyper-advanced kind of Squig.
>>97140467No, I do not consider myself to be a "true lore master".I do, however, possess the Ultimate Knowledge: GW doesn't care about the fluff being consistent. All "lore" is made up by random nerds in Nottingham, their knowledge and understanding of the setting is as shallow and wrong as mine.Thus their "canon" should mean nothing to you.
>>97140473>>97140484these anons are only saying 'yes unironically' ironically btw
Warhammer lore isn’t worth reading about. It’s not even a good a setting let alone a narrative.
>>97140467Yes, because anons here aren't wannabe grifters and actually get the vibe of things, and don't autsitically obsess over one sentence in a codex that has been retonned 4 times elsewhere by later codexes. OR god forbid take BL slop as the final word on something
>>97140502This but ironically.
>>97140429I assume as much. Same way I assume all elf players have porn addictions, or worse. All khornate players have anger issues, all EC and Slaneesh types are even worse degenerates than the elf players, and all DG an nurgle freaks are unwashed nose picking disgusting fat ogres, all Tau players are commies and/or weeaboos, to name a few. People that pretend their choice of army to collect, paint and play with isn't a direct reflection of at least some aspect of their personality, either don't have a personality, or are in serious denial.
>>97140407Oh no I plan on adding snow to the base, and doing the trees as cherry blossoms. I wanted to 100% lean into the weebcringe on this one
Let Chaos idolss take this thread!
>>97140446Brad has some debatable takes but they're pretty solid imo>>97140467No because I am not a lore expert on.
>>97140512>by this logic Harlequin fans watch the amazing digital circus I knew it...
>>97139698God damn is that face green stuff?
>>97140512>People that pretend their choice of army to collect, paint and play with isn't a direct reflection of at least some aspect of their personality, either don't have a personality, or are in serious denial.I've seen secondaries say this and use it to shame any 40k player who doesn't play imperium because under their tradcath ideal they're ontologically evil and should be seen as irl demons and enemies. People collect shit that looks cool/ fits a sci-fi niche they like
>>97140547>I've seen secondariesYa ya we know it's always on your mind.
>>97140516Oh well then don't mind if I use your current base as inspiration for my models. Where did you get the trees from btw?
What rock got turned over and unleashed these vapid faggots
>>97140578Arch made a video, lefties seethe, rightoids spam the video to make more lefties seethe and on and on it goes this thing of ours.
>Slaanesh animal motiff are snakes and crabsInteresting that Slaanesh has shedding skin to grow/renew going on that isn't used or talked about. Keeper of Secrets molting to become an exalted keeper of secrets or something. Choa slords who skin themselves and regrow their bodies etc
>>97140578I'm assuming it's just a collection of secondary youtube fags that have plagued this board worse than usual recently
>>97140592They don't realize we're just laughing at them>hey look! Someone has an opinion you don't agree with!>doesnt that make you mAAAAAd?>i bet you're TOTALLY mAaaaAaAAaad right now!Lmao
>>97140467I wish but sadly I am a novice still. This place provides me with some nice juicy bits tho.
>>97140512This thinking only works in secondary land where people can only own one army and the thought of owning multiple factions is inconceivable.
It feels more and more lately that xenos are getting shit on by the community more and more. I think shit like Space King is a big contributor and GW going so hard into HH and Primarchs has allowed it to perpetuate.
>>97139484I wonder the same. When 9th edition started I went into the game store and bought a few box of marines go with my indomitus box. At the checkout the owner asked “anything else I can get you?” I jokingly said “you don’t happen to have a copy of the dark imperium box in the back do you?”. He walked in and grabbed one and put it on the register. Had it sitting there for 3 years. Sold it to me for 25% off too.
>>97140570From Farsight
>>97140594>Slaanesh animal motiff are snakes and crabsIt's actually cattle
>>9714060440kg isn't "the" community
>>97140604Without Xenos our purpose is limited, Marines love Xenos if for nothing more than to provide a punching bag for them.
>>97140616Stop posting here
>>97140616>Without Xenos our purpose is limitedHH disproves that. We don't need aliens.
>>97140622I mean yea that is true but Xenos races provide a much needed 3rd element.
>>97140622HH enjoyers don't even like HH anymore
>>97140632Then why did they make HH2?
>>97140620Let’s not shit stir please
>>97140620Silence, twerp.
>>97140622HH being primarily space marines has led to this
>>97140639You know the noun twerp has been used for decades right?
>>97140641
>>97139497I get the basics...
>>97140654You know turning off the trip doesn't work when you still type like the same faggot
>>97140620Go die in a fire
>>97140478What a fucking loser lmao
>>97140662I don’t turn it off tho so what is your point?>>97140653So what? Its targeting so its not legitimate.
>>97140653Kek
>>97140653>>97140674You’re a shit stirrer through and through
>>97140653That's a very creative name
>>97140678Why don't you go find another place to become despised
>>97140669>>97140678I knew you wouldn't be able to keep your word
>>97140692I am tho, this guy was starting shit and I called him on it but I am also ignoring him with his personal attacks.
>Lion gets trotted out like a breeding sow for vidya sloppa and for fake hype instead of getting his confrontation/resolution with Luther and his legion of Fallen he's been building upIt's all so tiresome
>>97140698Funny how it's always someone else's fault everywhere you go
>>97140699The Lion has grown on me, I like his relationship with Russ and I cannot wait for them to meet up again.
>>97140699>for vidya sloppaWhat does that even mean
>>97140698You're shitstirring and replying to bait when you were supposed to ignore it entirelyYou broke the terms of the agreement like I knew you would
>>97140703Leave Decalanon alone you shitstirrer.
>>97140703Eat shit>>97140698Don't think we haven't noticed your good spirits lately. Keep it up.
>>97140715His refusal to not be a tripfag should've tipped you off already
>>97140715Is this you Ricu? I am being cool and chill I swear. I am on the discord if you wanna chat G.
stop FUCKING replying to him
>>97140720Him putting the trip on was part of the arrangement so he couldn't cry falseflagger every time>>97140723Nah you blew it
>>97140718>>97140698This is so embarrassing
>>97140720>>97140724Again this is my last response to these taunts. I am on the discord if you have a legit beef with me and I will try and rectify it, otherwise you are ignored.
I really dont like this trip fag fella. Ge seems pretty annoying.
Not a big loreguy but I have a question:On the older dreadnought styles like the Deredero, Casteferrum and Leviathan, is that the interned marine's actual head or just an optics suite?
>>97140729>Guys this time I SWEARYou need a therapist or an actual irl friend or a bridge to jump off of this is unbelievable
>>97140731I respect your opinion King and I am easily filtered. Best of luck brother.k2gjw
>>97140729Do you have a link to the discord? Is it alive or dead?
>>97140744That faggot must be in there 24/7 if he's here this often
I really like this trip fag fella. Ge seems pretty cool.
>>97140744Its pretty slow desu. Its a nice spot if you want a quick serious convo tho.
>>97140754You should post there exclusively
>>97140749Idk why we are all afraid to talk to each other, most of us regulars should get to know one another.
>>97140768The problem is we DO know you
>>97140754How about a link, chief?
>>97140781I am completely chill and just wanna hang with my peeps.
Assuming how GW depicts rhino size in games and table top, how the fuck does it fit 12 space marines?
>>97140786https://discord.gg/a2MB4gFZf
>>97140788This thread shows otherwise. You're an annoying cancer everywhere you go >>97140653
>>97140797Yes maybe when taunted I get a lil riled up but otherwise I’m a good egg.
>>97140791it can't and there's no game balance reason why marines should have transports that large anyway. it'll be gone next edition, a decade overdue.
>>97140791The firstborn rhino is heroic scale while infantry is truescale. Thats why the primaris transports are bigger because they're truescale.
I gotta walk my pup, i’ll be right back.
>>97140800Clearly not
>>97140791Idk the rhino is ugly so I'm not using it regardless
>>97140603Perhaps. Real people are indeed nuanced, but what someone chooses for their 2nd 3rd or 4th etc, still reflects further parts of ones personality. I hope no one is so one dimensional that their entire persona is just (blue soldiers), but what someone perceives as "cool" is still a straight up mirror of their mind. No one who looks at something like Death Guard and thinks "cool" is going to be a person I want to ever be around. Just like what you "hate" tells a story about you too.
>>97140733Sources differ on that. Some say it's the actual head (which is retarded as fuck since the marine is supposed to be floating in an amniotic tank within the sarcophagus), some say it's just a sensorium array fashioned in the form of a head and placed roughly where a head would be to better map camera feeds to the interred marine's expectation of a "body" and to reduce mental strain from being directly wired into a combat mech.
Ok I have 1k points of Dark Angels.Now what army to get 500 points in?
>>97140845Dark Angels. At least get it to 2k before you start another army. Just get some deathwing, dreads, and tanks it wont be too many models.
>>97140851Its kinda like telling some anons to go buy another Xbox, kinda expensive my peep.
>>97140873I hear you, big king, I just think getting to 2k points gives him the option to always be playing games instead of limiting himself to a smaller point count. I'm sure you understand, kino-meister.
>>97140912Too true
>>97140851I was going to finish painting this 1k before expanding to more, but getting some ICC and 5 more Deathwing Terminators and maybe a Land Raider wouldn't hurt. How are Company Heroes?
>>97140950Iirc they're pretty underwhelming because of a lack of focus. They're strong in neither melee nor shooting, so they're outclassed by dedicated specialists.
>>97140323The terminator has a lamenters shoulder, why is he black?
>>97139185>neo-puritanIt's a question of >taste>topicYou have no concept of either
>>97140724I can't help it! I love sucking cock!
>>97139937>the most progressive thing would be segregated chaptersOrly
>>97140795Thanks bro!
>>97140999Yes? Each chapter can rule a system. How many Africans rule more then rape and dust.
>>97141004You're obviously very inteligent
>>97140263Sorry that you’re retarded. Shame that you falter under facts
>>97141004>>97141008>>97141009Shut the fuck up retards
>>97140851>>97140845get 500 points of Ravenwing Dark Angelsand call them Raven Guard, Iron Warriors, or whatever black painted Space Marine chapter when you're not using them in DA
>>97141012Whoa…
>>97140605>I wonder the sameOnly reason I can think of for not doing it is because of the cut of each sale ebay takes(it's the reason why so many sellers try shit like high shipping prices), but even then my business illiterate brain is pretty sure you aren't supposed to keep stock that doesn't move on shelves.
>>97141012Just accept it, you low test beta male. Games Workshop is pozzed to shit. There’s nothing organic about a bunch of baboons in the setting
>>97141034Trying WAY too hard
>>97141009You're brain broken by /pol/
>>97141026They don't do it because they are not allowed. They can lose their GW license. Why employees don't do it? Beacuse they are most of the time random wagies who don't give a fuck or perhaps the store bans that as well.
>>97141012Seconded.
>>97141041I speak only facts. UK listed companies are forced to comply with the FCA's diversity and inclusion targets. Why do you think it’s included in their annual reports? Do you think they do this for shits and giggles?
>>97141052I rather talk to Al than you guys tbqh. He's nicer.
>>97141059Then please do so.
>Hive World Adeptus Arbites is maimed in the line of duty by Slaaneshi cultists >Is Servitorized by the mechanicus>Forced back into duty as a combat servitor >Planet is currently under crackdown to be an even more brutal, totalitarian police state. >Kills hive scum and protects the common good >Slowly regains memories of who he used to be >Realizes that the slaaneshi cultists are actually working on behalf of the nobility. >Hive scum tries to ascend but is transformed into Chaos Spawn >Final battle in which the Servitor has a stand-off against the planetary governor, but needs permission from the Mechanicus to open fire. Is it THE perfect 40k film?
>>97140786>>97140912>>97140718>>97140716
>>97141070Sounds gay as shit
>>97140960Do they have any real use or good HQ pairings that make them do something well?
>>97141052You speak in autistic/pol/ babble. I'm not asking why GW is inserting diversity, I'm asking why are they ignoring their diversity chapters
>>97140971Because thats how I built and painted him
>>97141016I'm to autistic to play stuff different than how I paint them, but I do like the idea of painting some Firewing angels so I might do some Phobos stuff and scouts
>>97140146Would be in either the apoc books or vraks. But iirc they were insanely op.
>>97141083They're cool models and make good bases for converting your own HQs or vet sergeants, but that's about it.The situation may change in 11th, but who knows.
>>97141098I'll probably just get some and use them individually until the potential time where they are good as a unit together, thanks for the input anon.Any units you recommend, right now my list is pretty flavor over meta but it is >Ancient in Terminator Armor (Warlord)>Judiciar>Librarian in Phobos Armor>5 Jump Pack marines>5 Deathwing Knights>5 Deathwing Terminators>5 Infiltrators>5 Sternguard vets
>>97141111Sorry anon, but I don't know much about how DA play.
>>97140445NTA but was looking for this also. The Prince of Pleasure’s blessings to you, anon.
Excuse me, sir? Why are codex-compliant chapters willing to break 10k years of tradition and battle tactics to adopt a bunch of technology, weapons, and tactics that was made in total secrecy by "some guy?"
>>97141088>I'm asking why are they ignoring their diversity chaptersNta but because its about subversion and destruction rather than a genuine attempt to broaden the playerbase. It's the same reason why MTG made Aragorn black.
>>97141143Because the son of the Emperor with the Emperor's blessing and the blessing of the Custodes and told them to. Also things were pretty shit and most of those chapters were nearly dead and destroyed.
>>97139144quin warlock should have gotten a character model.
>>97138973True or false question, 40k loreanons:>The Lost and the Damned is a catch-all term for any predominantly human polity that actively fights against the Imperium. This includes secessionist uprisings, slave rebellions, previously uncontacted human civilizations resisting being assimilated into the Imperium, and even particularly large pirate fleets as well as xenos-subverted (Gue'vesa, Genestealer Cults, Enslaver thralls, etc) and Chaos worshippers....Uh, to try and TLDR:>Are the Lost and the Damned just the non-Marine, non-Daemon followers of Chaos?>Or does it mean any human, abhuman or mutant force that fights against the Imperium for whatever reason?
>>97139422GW logic is likely that A) it would compete with the AoS line and B) they want their khorne guys to be cultists and eightbound not berzekrers and berzerkers on cavalry, as paradoxically d umb as that sounds, since Ts and dg alreaddy have heavy reliance on rubrics and plague marines (and is why tzaangors are pushed heavily in TS to 'distinguish' them from the rest, while ironically crossing over with tzeentch in aos). This is also probably why noise marines don't' have a detachment or anything, to keep the focus on something different.
>>97140045They don't buy any faction though.>>97139937The specific reason is t o shit up a nordic themed chapter instead of making their own thing that works on its own cultural terms. Black vikinigs, instead of space zulus.
>>97140387>goobs>lore expertGoobs doesn't claim to be knowledgeable on anything aside from chemical science. I don't think goobs has ever made a video about lore that didn't end up just being a video of him fishing in a canoe and telling people "why u haff to be mad? Is spaceman story." He's admitted he's a bad painter, admitted he doesn't really care all that much about the game and doesn't really care much about the lore either. I dunno why you'd include him in your thumbnail about lore shit
>>97140604What the fuck is a space king
>>97139484what's with the deldar mass buying in recent months, don't they suck since august?
>>97140698>I called him on it but I am also ignoring himThat's not what ignoring is
>>97140800Remember when you promised you wouldn't ever say anything racist ever again and you immediately broke that promise with your trip on
>>97141251There's actually only a single but very rich Dark Eldar collector/player on /tg/. They post several times in every single thread.
>>97141251They are in a similar position as EC. Can win a tournament but you need to be a 160 IQ autist.
>>97141052Stop turning the trip off
>>97141167That sounds like the primaris thunder warrior'd the firstbron
>>97141280>caring about racism>on 4chanYou have to go back and then kys.
>>97141293Just as planned.
>>97141295Take your own advice shitskin
>>97141250slop for secondaries
>>97141285There's multiple you retard. There's that guy with the like 12 teal boats, theres the bone deldar anon, and if you go back a few months theres the deldar baselet but I don't think he counts. Theres also that anon who just posts" Wrack #7 finished" "wrack #8 finished" and doesn't talk to anyone or really participate in the thread in any meaningful way
>>97141295I don't care about racism even a little bit but I do care about people keeping their word. And that fag lies constantly to the point that I don't even know if he knows he's doing it.
>>97141295>>97141292
>>97141280>muh racismGo back to your tr00ncord, you little bitch. Holy shit you’re a fucking crybaby loser
>>97141310>deldar baselet but I don't think he counts.
>>97138991Wing enthusiast from yesterday, I tried another technique (bottom gargoyle) and I did a fairly poor job on it, and it takes a little longer than the top one. Not sure if its worth the time desu. Tried to add a bit of red to the recesses of the top one and fucked that up too. Having a disaster
>>97141310Nope.It's a single person trying to self-hypnotize themselves into having multiple personalities.
>>97141334>>97141319
>>97141340bottom looks better desu and will look even better with practice
>>97141340I like both of those anon
>>97141348I feel like my paint strokes for the wings should be much closer to the recesses as there was still a fair bit of base layer exposed. I know theres supposed to be a little bit but probably not that much
>>97141334>I didn't lie there's no proof>Okay there's proof but it shouldn't matter that I lied>actually it's more problematic that you care that I liedWhy do you do this same script every time
>>97141337I mean, I wouldn't really call him a modelposter if he can't meet battle ready standard at least once.
>>97141251>deldar mass buyingI was just taking a picture of unbought boxes for a friend, I don't play Deldar and have no intention of starting.
>>97141340Dude what are you saying, the bottom wings look pretty sick? They look nice and grungy. You could do 1 more layer with a brighter color, and make lines that are small and dont touch over as the final "highlight", but desu its more than fine as is.
>>97141357Different anon, but that depends on the overall paint job. If it's on the more stylized side, that level of roughness with lines can work fine.
>>97141310Im also in that boat now, though I still only have the one model. Hehe, boat.
>>97141380I guess im quite critical of my work, which i really shouodnr be as its my first time painting wingsI could try do that, think the last highlight was a mix of ak basic skin tone & pure white
>>97141372I mean I don't know who he is.
>>97141395Shouldn't*
>>97141390I'd start collecting Dark Eldar if they were not a turbo horde army. Right now they are worse than Orks.
>>97141397Some guy who didn't base his models and would sperg out when you pointed it out, he's not worth remembering
>>97141395Yeah they dont have to look perfect anon, and they look good. Texture is good for wings and the imperfections of the lines make it look nice and natural, which is what you want with tyranids.If you want to add a bit more depth before you do your highlight, try adding a wash. Something red/skin toned, and do it halfway up the wing to darken it.Then while its still wet, feather out the transition. Kind of like pic related. Then for your highlight, dont go for pure white if you do. Do a mix again, but this time very little ak skin.
>>97141419Nta but you really need to pick up a lighting setup and a piece of printer paper if you're gonna keep painting blends like this, I feel like we lose a lot of subtlety with your pics combined with the 4chan compression
>>97141340Looks great either way. We are critical of our own work because not only are we aware of the mistakes we made, we also know how we wanted it to look like and how the final product came short.People seeing your minis wont have those, they'll just see the whole of the mini.
>>97141435Yeah, I feel like my photo set up holds me back a decent amount. I keep trying to put some money aside to make a better setup but it keeps slipping my mind cause generally my pics are "good enough" and I get distracted easily.
>>97141445Honestly, if you go out and get a nice full spectrum fluorescent lightbulb, and a desk lamp from salvation army, you've got a good enough photo setup if you've got a smartphone from the past 10 years. I have a lightbox but I barely use it cause it's such a pain to set up all my lights for it
>>97141458I do have a desk lamp that I use when I paint, but its got a yellow tint so I dont use it for my photos. Believe it or not, most of my model photos >>97141390 are taken under the light of my room light.Maybe I should try a white background instead of the grid sometime, but I kinda got attached to the grid.
Eldar boy feet
>>97141435I've half given up on trying to take decent photos with a good lighting setup, feels like its impossible for me to achieve
>>97141464The grid really fucks with your cameras auto focus. The more detailed the background, the harder the sensor will try and also get it in focus, thus defrauding your subject. >>97141489Have any pics you could share. We could all help diagnose it.
>>97141489Put your mini in the fridge and take the photo there.
>>97140403>>97140446I think poorhammer owes most of its success to the production value, which is very very good. One of the hosts is a complete retard with nothing original or interesting to add and the other host (the guy who sounds older) does most of the research and talking.Even then, there's nothing exciting outside of the research and stats the good host made a few times for the army comparison videos. It's recently become a lot of tier-list slop and "spectulation" videos where you get no real substance and instead magical christmas land wishes and dreams. I hope their editior is making good money because the show would be unwatchable without him. I think they need to kick the dead-weight host with the grey knights rantsona and find somebody who actually paints or has experience. The main host also repeats a lot of misnomers and bullshit, which is common in the fanbase but he says it confidently and with how many secondaries watch thier content it's only making the situation worse.
>>97141536If it's not hobbytube I'm not watching
>>97140387I genuinely did not know how much of an insufferable faggot cuckbitor ian is. >>97141230He always creeped me out
>>97141575Hard to be worse than arch
>>97141575>this is Brent from goobertown hobbies>are you pooping?>I think you are!>I hope you don't mind me painting my horny goblin sculpts with my gen1 army painter paints and listening in
>>97140387if you ask 100 different "loretubers" or self proclaimed experts how space marines are made you'll get 100 different answers.>>97141575never trust a man who grows out his hair and wears it straight down like a woman. They don't look like Conan the barbarian or Fabio, they look like a weirdos and 10/10 times they are weirdos.
>>97141592>goobertown killerhttps://vocaroo.com/1cv3nUywIzvZ
DEAD THREAD
>>97141677Good. Quiet is nice
World eater apothecary, should he be helmetless so you can see the butchers nails or should he have a bunny ear khorne helmet?
Eldar feet
Confess?
>>97141716I lose intentionally during loser bottoms matches
>>97141720You've broken a sacred trust and cannot be forgiven.Loser bottoms nights are a special thing where everyone should be playing their best.
>>97141716INTERIMOADAPARE
>>97141716>>/vt/is that way buddy
>>97141603>>97141677carnac stop being such a fag
>>97138991WIP new additions to the Badab slaughter fields
>>97141716I'm no games
>>97139534This stuff is true. GW was a very different beast under Kirby. Remember that Financial Times literally called him the biggest cokehead asshole in the UK business world. >Manager's meeting at Bugmans with hired strippersStripper parties at Bugmans is classic GW lore.>Bryan Ansell was a coke fiend nutcase100% true and was hated by everyone at GW.>The 'Mormon mafia' which used to run the placeHow you know this is true. GW's factory operation was once based in Eastwood, which is largely a Mormon community. They were a major employer and thus, lots of Mormons worked there and worked their way up the GW ranks. After moving from Eastwood to Nottingham, a lot of them remained, but being closer to Nottingham, things were a little more culturally advanced than Eastwood so key managers would fill managerial posts from 'back home' in Eastwood, so lots of the GW upper levels became extremely cliquey filled with Mormons.There actually is a pretty big mormon influence in 40k Lore with lots of the texts in universe copy pasted out of Mormon scripture>Sons of Mars listen well, for one will come, mighty and strong, holding the sceptre of power in his hand. Clothed in light and fire, his mouth shall utter eternal words, while his mind shall be a fountain of knowledge and fact. When the Saviour shall appear ye shall see him as he is, a man like ourselves and yet greater by far. Mormon>[I]t shall come to pass, that I, the Lord God, will send one mighty and strong, holding the sceptre of power in his hand, clothed with light for a covering, whose mouth shall utter words, eternal words; while his bowels shall be a fountain of truth, to set in order the house of God.... (character limit)
>>97141854>carnacI dont think you know what that word means buddy
>>97141854
>>97141716I stole around $5,000 worth of food from my last job over about six years of working there. We had a cafeteria that took free meal vouchers management would award us with for like birthdays and shit, only they made them with printer paper so I just made hundreds of copies and used them about once a week, maybe twice if they had a different person at the cafeteria checkout, and I'd load up my takeout box with free food. The food wasn't even that good, but it was a hospital so it was retarded expensive and therefore I never felt bad about doing it.
>>97141854>430-530est crash out about carnac every dayEnjoying your bus ride?
He died.
>>97141930What a bizarrely shaped head
>>97141932that's a hand sign for victory, anon, 3 of the fingers are curled
>>97141952
>>97141795You're mistaken, that's clearly a mutated word bearer.
>>97141310>There's that guy with the like 12 teal boatsIt's actually 22 boats
>>97141926Who cares they probably threw away hundreds of pounds of food a week
Learning focus stacking with a phone to take squad photos with some suggestions last thread. Lucky my phone has a manual shutter speed setting but I can now feel desk light source blowing the fuck out of the exposure. Pretty happy with the depth of field though I can see the appeal of /p/ fagging.
>>97139561>there yourWhat the fuck does this even mean? There you are? Fucking ESLs, use correct grammar if you want to turn me on.
>>97142150Looks good. Now just put a black or white uniform background (a tshirt, paper, etc) to reduce visual noise.
>>97141930Who?
damn threads been adead
>>97142237Only ameriburgers play 40k
>>97142166Their to everyone will show up in an hour to shitpost about the new Space Wolves/Emperor's Children detachment.
>>97142198Will do. Eventually at least. I need to figure out where to set that up easier cause Im driven by laziness but its on the todo
my kitbash idea isn't working out
Trust the process, I'm sure once there's paint on it you'll be much happier.Got a pic of it?
Apparently, Manlets are getting squatted exactly in the same way we predicted once Primaris were released
>>97142262Whoops, meant for >>97142253
>>97142298Yeah, I don't think anyone is surprised by that fact. We got Age of Sigmar'd by just boiling the crab slowly over ten years. We WH41k now
>hits on 2s rerolling 1s>wounds most vehicles on 3s rerolling wounds>ap-4 ignoring most vehicles 3+ armour>can use 1cp strat to ignores cover to guarantee it>d6+6 damage because FUCK YOU>oh and I still have the lascannon, HK missile and meltasthe age of the demolisher has ended, the time of the vanquisher has come
> "40k" label found in Total War dev tools during their anniversary presentation, indicating the title to be revealed at The Game Awards being Total War: Warhammer 40,000 > Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxLDUmptln8&t=1961s> Screenshot: https://i.imgur.com/xr1mw3M.png> There is also something called "fleet action", indicating a space theme: https://i.imgur.com/ImXPPEv.png
>>97142341cool use something other thn imgur because my country fucking sucks and I cant access it>vpnim lazy and dont wanna turn it on
>>97142341Fuck off to /v/ bucko
>>97142341This was more notable than whatever I was supposed to be looking at.
>>97142341Fuck off to /v/ secondary
>>97142341anti-Valrak chuds gonna shit their pants
>>97142341>Total War 40kI don't see an outcome where this doesn't just spawn a bunch of shitty Marine memes that get spammed to death by new vidya-only fans, with Marines getting an absurd share of DLC while xenos are left by the roadside with scraps for content.
>>97142341It was also leaked a year or so ago that CA were apparently working on a Star Wars project, so nothing is certain.
If Ollanius Persson was the last catholic then wouldn't that make him pope?
>>97142388No, the last Pope was an Eldar infiltrator who attempted to weaponize Hunanity's faith in God against Slaanesh, and he held the office until the collapse of broader Human society. Said Eldar still lives to this day on a minor Craftworld, having never been officially replaced.
>>97142380spamming cringe memes isn't the sole purview of new or secondary fans as this place proves, you miserable little faggot
>>97142341we won
>>97142388I don't believe that's how papacy works.
>>97142380wh40k is the space marine setting, not xenos setting
>>97142403slop
>>97142413and that's why you play 40k and not 30k
>>97142403Grok is this real?
>>97142341>>97142403That looks pretty neat.
>>97142399>spamming cringe memes isn't the sole purview of new or secondary fans as this place provesyeah, they can be much much more obnoxious, but that doesn't really counter anon's point
>>97142403@gork is this real?
>>97142388Hes not catholic
>>97142403@mork is this git propa orky
>>97142403>space marine shooting in the direction of his allies>that marine face>those facegrills>whatever the fuck amalgam thats on top of word WAR
>>97142388No? He is described to be Catherist or however it is spelled, which is probably a off-shoot of Catholic Christianity 40,000 in the future.But since it is specifically named "Catherist", it would imply that there are more people out there who are part of the same religion, ie. not making him the pope.Also doesn't really guarantee that the role of pope even survives the 40,000 years.
>>97142424wh40k is the space marine setting and no amount of crying will change that
>>97142403>leaked buildlol
>>97142469Yep.
genuinely gonna crash out at my LGSjesus fucking christ I hate the playerbase there so much its unreal
>>97142528damn kids being too woke these days, can't play templars and mumble slurs in peace any more
>>97142528make your own LGS
>>97142399The difference is that here when somebody tries to say the Imperium are unironic good guys you know they're almost certainly just being coy.Outside of here you have legitimate idiots who border on being brain damaged that will vehemently defend the Imperium using outright incorrect lore, who will insult you for not being an Imperium fan after spouting said incorrect lore, and then because there's more retards who bandwagoned on after 8E and SM2 they'll outnumber and shout down any dissenting opinion.This place is ironically one of the most stable and tame places to discuss 40k, everywhere else is going to Hell fast and GW is happy to let it happen since it means more Marine sales.
>>97140478He gave 3 examples of him doing it, but go off shill
>>97142540nah just their attitude>constantly talk about tournament win rates, auspex tactics videos and powerful combos to use>proceed to take universally "good" units in every game to sweat>LGS hosts 500pt tournaments because they don't have the space for proper ones>I win twice in a row with the same nid list>"for this next one you have to take a different list">affects nobody but me, this is specifically targeting me>"yeah but nobody wants to face an unbeatable list! its a CASUAL event!">meanwhile in one of the previous tournaments, the player who is saying this took pre-nerf ork dakka detachment with shoota boyz and lootaz
Imperium is aesthetically and thematically feudal.Sisters are just catholic warrior nuns/female knights.Space marines are just knights with their own fiefdoms.Emperor being the ever ruling Monarch.Guard is just WW1 and WW2 shit that has no place in 40k.
>>97142555>>I win twice in a row with the same nid list>>"for this next one you have to take a different list"I think that's fair if it's just a casual tournament with nothing on the line. Unless you only own 500 points. Your bugs can retire with honour, dissolved back into the hive.
>>97142413Agreed, but the ravenous have no right making this statement, not only did you job at istvan, but you also jobbed to fucking tau, you're a disgrace and not real marines
>>97142562except its not a "casual" tournament, they only begun saying it to act like they're in the right despite being sweaty themselvessweaty until beaten, then they claim they're the casual and you're the villain
>>97142585>500 points tournament>its not a "casual" tournament
>>97142585The only time I ever saw an actual casual tournament was back in 4th when we asked for a little back story for the list and army along for a name for each unit.Also the prize was a paid meal.
>>97142489and that's why you're posting 30k instead of 40k
New EC detachment rules are up. No idea what they do, I don't really care.
>>97142547>the Imperium are unironic good guysThey are though, they're the only ones in the lore poised to do any actual meaningful good in the galaxy. GW has been moving away from the Imperium being some cruel unfeeling rotting machine for some time now
>>97142611>they're the only ones in the lore poised to do any actual meaningful good in the galaxy.Are we really gonna do this already?
>>9714260640k exist only thanks to 30k, you dumb homosexual
>>97142601>>97142603as I previously said, one of the people saying it's "casual" took pre-nerf ork dakka detachment in one of them and stomped in his first two games of the dayits hupocrisy
You guys excited for Total Warhammer 40k?Announcement soon.
>>97142610nobody does
>>97142629I need a slightly more blurry picture to be sure
>>97142555WAACfaggots are the absolute worst, there's one in my playgroup and we usually play at 1000pts and it's always how do I put the most OP shit in my list for him, which is usually tank-spam and I really don't enjoy playing at all.
>>97142629>year of our lord>we can see black holes on the other side of the galaxy in full HD>even old sea monster like the giant squids are in 4K now>but big foot and leaks are still in blurry 240p videos and with more pixels than Japanese porn
>>97142610I took one look at the article and knew immediately that it was the "We need to sell more Fulgrim models" detachment.
>>97142555I recall a similar experience during 8th>casual 500 tournament>multiple fuckers that had other armies decide to bring knights>I simply brought the meme melta in your face SoB list >all the knight fags complain about itSuddenly the waacfags care about casual games when you counter their bullshit and can't stomp everyone.
>>97142648I remember seeing a post on reddit where a guy was crying about how no one wants to play with him and it turned out he was always playing double ck despoilers at 1k. Now, I don't play shit units to be funny but some people are so fucking cringe.
>>97142698People like this are sociopaths right? They don't seem to stop and think about how it feels for other people to play against stuff like that.
>>97142341Based, can't waitI may get into dow4 closed alpha too
>>97142639I got you mate, don't worry!>>97142659It's a bummer I know, but it doesn't mean it's not true.
>>97142622The Emperor and the primarchs are literally the only ones strong enough to bring peace to the galaxy and no ther faction has anything close in power or morality.You think the orks are gonna do good?Necrons?Tyranids?Votann, lol?The tau are too small and naive The eldar a too weakIt's literally only the imperium holding the line against objective evil.
>tfw just want to leave work so I can go home and paint my nids
>>97142741>tfw have a day off but didn't do any painting yet
>>97142741and its that slow time of year when no one wants to do anything at work.
>>97142735>The Emperor and the primarchs are literally the only ones strong enough to bring peace to the galaxyThe Emperor and the Primarchs forced the galaxy to fall into the utter hellscape scenario it is now in the span of a few hundred years.The Eldar ruled the galaxy for sixty million without issue until the end.No civilization held dominion over the galaxy following the Fall of the Eldar. Literally any unified group of Humans could have taken over, including ones that would make peace with xenos.The Emperor expressly went about his plans in the stupidest and most needlessly violent way possible, and the Primarchs were a result and application of that of that method.The objective evil only holds power now BECAUSE of the Emperor and the Primarchs.
>>97142753>tfw you are part of richest 10% of your country>some how it is less than the minimum wage in Florida>tfw you had to spend your weekend doing accounting because some lawyer thinks he can do math better than an account>tfw you have being fighting this fucker for almost 2 years now>whenever it seems to finally end this motherfucker that doesn't know how to sum 2+2 finds something to bitchAnons I just want to paint my models in peace
>>97142403I'll be honest.How the fuck is this game gonna be at all different from the Dawn of War games?
>>97142776Oh I was gooning and playing video games instead of painting lmao. Hope you'll be able to have less work soon, anon.
>>97142766This 100%
>>97142783Dawn of War like most RTS have linear story based cinematic campaign made up out of premade missionsTotal War has endlessly replayable sandbox campaign
>>97142802good joke
>>97142788I'm tired, being working since my teens. Doing things by the book and legally has only me brought suffering. While the equivalent of the IRS boss was caught not paying his taxes for decades. The punishment? Don't do it again ok.While my accounts miss the payment day for an hour and whatever fund are there are taken by the government.Fucking hate it here.I just want to paint and play with my little plastic men in peace.
>>97142766>could have>back then>but what ifThe reality of the 41st millennium right now is only the imperium can fix it
>>97142821Love terrian like this
hello all, mostly a fantasy player (mostly old world, maybe warcry and spearhead once in a blue moon), but is 40k just a worse mass effect setting?
>>97142839what
>>97142835It's just those magnetics tiles toys with a quick spray paint.You can make rather sturdy structures, one day I'll add more decorations to them, but for now they work well enough for interiors or extra buildings.
>>97142839Depends on what you mean by worse. Mass effect is explicitly a starwars/star trek esque setting Warhammer is not. There aren't a bunch of large scale military engagement constantly going off in Mass Effect, there are in Warhammer. It's kind of hard to compare them since they're so different. Closest thing to Mass Effect is the tau empire
hello all, mostly a slaanesh player (mostly EC), but are steaks just worse burgers?
>>97142839>a worse mass effect setting
>>97142835Random example with more crap on them.The thing is, when you start to add more things to the tiles, the easy storage like in >97142846 gets harder.
>>97142825The reality is that the Imperium caused the issue and their claims of being able to fix it are repeatedly shown as being incorrect.
>>97142698In my case it's a Dorn/Demolisher/Hellhound at 1k.
>>97142735>The Emperor and the primarchs are literally the only ones strong enough to bring peace to the galaxy and no ther faction has anything close in power or morality.a few slightly taller men mean jack shit
>>97142862Damn what a cool setup
>>97142862something like this? oy vey
>>97142852yes
>>97142894some people really believe a strong enough daddy will make everything feel alright
>>97142341Oh fuck
>>97142899Ive used colored magnets when in a bind for terrain, it works.
>>97142735>The Emperor and the primarchsYou mean the Emperor who, in his infinite wisdom, made a deal with chaos gods to create Primarchs, half of which immediately turned on him (because of his own retardation), made him into a vegetable and destroyed everything he worked for? Decision to create primarchs was sheer fucking hubris and the reason empire went to shit.
EC detachment is uphttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/urg6llwf/grotmas-calendar-day-9-the-new-emperors-children-detachment-puts-fulgrim-on-his-rightful-pedestal/
>>97143067I don’t fucking care. This grotmas shit is embarrassing
>>97143067Nids when
>>97143067It's not as good as CoC so it won't see any play
>>97143067>intentionally butcher the fly rule to cuck big models like monsters and vehicles>make stratagems to circumvent their own mistake, only now you have to pay CP for it (unless you're Fulgrim)
How are you niggas falling for the fakest and gayest shop job ever
>>97143158I think most people are just joking about how obviously fake it is.
>>97143106Furfag marines tomorrow and that's it.
>>97143166I think it's obvious to everyone why they are saving wolves for last.
>>97143218Why?
>>97142327>one attack
>>97143229Leman russ reveal on Christ Mass
>>97143259That would be incredible
Data Slate tomorrow too, I think.
Sup yall im backGood to see yall againWarhammer!
>>97142821Stack btc
>>97143145What does Corruption of Champions have to do with the detachments?
>>97143145At lest its not as good as dol.
>>97143368Trials in Tainted Space is better
Why do people dislike ultramarines? Too vanilla? Too lame?
>>97143515I don't dislike UMs, I dislike GW's UM, who are indeed too vanilla, and overdone.
>>97143515I think they're cool, but I wish they weren't pushed as the face of the setting at almost every opportunity.
>>97143515Pale Blue is boring Bobby g is boringCalgar is boringCato is boringVentris is boring
>>97143515Both.
>>97142894Nothing in the setting can come remotely close to killing those "slightly taller men" not even their alleged "equals" in other factions
>>97143559Fists are somehow even more boring that smurfs
>>97143592vulkan got his shit packed in by a mandrake and had to pop a flare to banish it because he knew he'd lose in a fight
Does the thing on their right shoulder mean something like the crux terminatus? I'm putting together a unit of vanguard vets for death watch and didn't know if it would make sense to use it or not
>>97143515Bad taste, low IQ, xenosfags suffering from sunk cost, and pure ol' jealousy
Why do people dislike orks? Too lulz so random? Too cockney?
>>97143616>mean something like the crux terminatusit does mean something like the crux terminatusthis is because it's a crux terminatusmarines wear the crux to show they have terminator honors, even when outside their termie armor.
Gravis is better than terminator armor until terminators can use jump packs.
>>97143616They're Terminator Honours. It means you're might wear Terminator Armour should the need arise.
>>97140243Yvraine and the Ynnari were always controversial since their introduction, I don't think most Eldar fans miss them.
>>97143617Okay now I hate UM by proxy
>>97140243>Tau fans bear being told they lost DamoclesBecause Tau fans don't think they lost Damocles, have you ever talked to one?
>>97140387>pontius>valrakWhat is it about the IF that attracts the annoying ones?
>>97143515Crimson Fists make more sense as the blue posterboy marines
>>97143067why not just let fulgrim go through terrain at all times lol
>>97143247high strength, high ap, high damage, rerolls on hitting and wounding
>>9714351595% over-exposure, 2.5% PTSD from Ward's spiritual liege bit, 2.5% offence at bait like >>97143617
>>97143515It's 1/2 contrarianism and then 1/2 just being butthurt that their favorite marine chapter or other faction aren't the posterboys of 40k.
>>97143630Idk really, I guess the goofiness is part of it, and them being fodder, but what really makes them unappealing to me is how their scrap metal look is incorporated. I kinda like them more if I envision them as super mutants from fallout but I'm not good enough to kitbash them like that. Also their range doesn't have enough squigs
>>97143630Too cartoony in their design and their lorePlus theyre fungus like what the fuck lol
>>97143559
>>97143762Kek, keepin dat one
>>97143674Amen
>>97139317The Geller Field prevents it affecting the other 99.9% of the crew.
>>97143632>>97143648I thought the crux terminatus had actual practical use though, do they just peel it off and slap it onto the terminator when they're ready to use it? Or is the emperor's armor thing fake
>>97143792You question the logic of the imperium, do you want to be the new Horus?
>>97143792mag-locks
>>97139317You don't even need the warp to have that happen, it just makes it way more likely
>>97139317>mfw my coworker forgets to turn on the gellar field and now I'm being assraped by a demon as the captain listens to the plapping
>>97143823>forgets
What compels a man to pick up Imperial Knights instead of Chaos Knights when the latter simply has more stuff?
>>97143823>mfw I sabotage the gellar field so me and my coworkers get assraped by daemons as the captain listens to the plapping to fuel my exhibitionist tendencies
>>97143860Good taste
>>97143860They want to be on the winning team
>>97143860The same reasons that anyone picks any faction in this game
>>97143860Cooler Head pieces
>>97143616Usually people just swap the left pauldron to the right and just don't use the terminatus one, I also think it just looks better and fits DW more
>>97143910I really hate that great sword on the sergeantWhy the fuck did they opt to make the engraving upside down
>>97143515I still think IF are the most boring chapter by far
What's the best way to remove the sprue nub from these Termagaunt heads? I tried using my hobby knife on two of them and ended up making some small gouges
>>97143973Use a SHARP hobby knife.
I want to get into clowns but I am worried the box recently has just been a way to clear stock before they squat them next edition.
>>97143792>I thought the crux terminatus had actual practical use thoughNot really. It's basically just a honor symbol. On all models, expect terminators, the symbol is just there to signify that this specific marine has earned the right terminator armor if he wants to.The whole thing about there being an extremely small fragment of the Emperor's armor being inside every single one of the cruxes is basically just an in-universe myth because the Imperium, go figure, is extremely religious and superstitious.It's more likely that all terminators have some sort of shield generators within their their shoulder armor for protection.Which is exactly what the Cataphractii armor has, like it is specifically called out as a feature within their construction.And since it is stated that both Indomitus and Tartaros patterns were created based on the Cataphractii, meaning it would makes sense that even Indomitus and Tartaros armors most likely contain some sort of shield generators within them.And the whole emperor's armor fragment and the "holy protection" it provides is actually just technological in origin. But again since Imperium is very superstitious and due to the loss of knowledge, many people just attribute the "holy protection" to the myth.
>>97143616>>97143910I'll be sad to see them go
>>97143997The hack to this hobby is to make marines chapters inspired by whatever non-marine faction you like. So get marines and paint them like clowns.
>>97144013The new ones will look much better just like the new sternguard do
>>97144017Marines are kinda gay tho
>>97143997They're just a subfaction and will stay a subfaction, there's zero reason they would leave
>>97143988Is this what I should be going for, or is it still fucked up? I'm worried that trying to sand it down will end up in me just sanding a large portion of the head
>>97144021The new ones don't look bad but I still don't like primaris armor
>>97144024>there's zero reason they would leaveI appreciate your response anon but people who got into the hobby in the last few years should do more listening than speaking.
>>97144043Enlighten us about why a handful of units that are already rolled into another army would just all of a sudden leave
>>97144029It's what you should be doing. You can use the back of your hobby knife to gently scrape the surface to even it out if you are afraid to sand it. Just be gentle.
>>97144017
>>97144029>>97144109This shit always fucks me upLike in gonna accidentally take a huge chunk out of the model without realizing it and then zoom out and despair
>>97144161when you fuck up just crave out a bit more like it's intentional battle damage. paint appropriately.
>>97144029>>97144161I would recommend getting a set of Tamiya Gunpla files as they are very fine and gentle which makes it easier to make a surface smooth without ruining it.
>>97139841the biggest cope of all time. they boxed up a new combat patrol and that took up the entire half an aisle xenos are permitted in GW's warehouse. By Q2 everything will be restocked and back to never selling
>>97143515People are afraid to like things that other people like. They think it means they aren't special. They're idiots
>>97143542Bobby is the most interesting thing about them and one of the few primarchs worth having stories about because he isn't just a walking gimmick
>>97144271Trying too hard
>>97144243>Look how special I am I picked the defaultGood thing you don't own any models to waste with blue slopjobs, iPhonebab consoomer
We might be due for a new bread
>>97144206Every single model in their range outside of the combat patrol is sold out still and I have no idea what that signifies. That GW have just stopped producing them entirely or that they are flying off the shelves faster than GW can produce them.
>>97144294Nothing wrong with liking popular stuff
>>97143014damn that might be interesting to use as boarding action terrain instead of spending $300 for 2 boxes of terrain from GW
>>97144317>PopularUM aren't popular among model owners lol
>>97144322I mean you can find cheap terrain on Ebay that is painted and looks great.
>>97144323Wym theyre the posterboys of 40k
>>97144329Because blue is easy to paintPeople don't actually paint them, they paint dark angels/blood angels/black templars
does the devilfish in the tau combat patrol come with the hammerhead bits or is it just the devilfish frame?
>>97144356People paint them?
>>97144362The combat patrol is designed to give you nothing less than the dogshit they can so the answer is no, so get fucked you blue boy sympathizer
>>97138991Done with my melee guys
>>97144375Not anywhere to the degree of actually popular chapters
>>97144402Awesome stuff! Love all our Night Lords players
>>97144296no. we head for page 10
>>97144418Theyre the most popular though
>>97144356>paint dark angelsLol, lmao even
>>97144432Your joke becomes less funny the more you repeat it
>>97144439Its not a joke though theyre the most popularIdk why that upsets you
>>97144480It's probably some seething literally who player if they have any models at all
>>97144436>>97144480Don't project your secondary status onto others
We page 9Migr9>>97144539
This shit is a lot harder than I thought it would be
Ultramrines have their own unique units now. People will be picking them up because their sculpts are the best of the primaris.
>>97144558>sculpts are the best of the primarisnot like that's saying much lol
>>97144552Just take your time and don't stress out about stuff. It's a frustrating hobby if you're rushing yourself
>>97144558Not even close
>>97139120Cool
