Face cancer from motorboating Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Secret Santa:https://docs.google.com/document/d/15jNMk0oCTOWQkXxVetQqP-_mrNLjzggRR9wnmwkPMkM/>Previous thread:>>97149064>Thread question:If you had to design a battlemat/tile for /yourdudes/, what details would it feature?
>>97152243This has to be the worst one of them all.
>TWI don't own or plan on owning any eldar but eldar architecture is cool and I'd like to have a full eldar board at some point
>Love Incubi models, think they're cool as hell>Not sure how best to use Incubi in 10th>Think to myself Incubi suck and I should just play Wych cult stuff instead>Check tournament stats>The Wych Cult detachment is at 60% winrate and the ones you can use Incubi in are at 45, with the one based entirely on incubi at 39>Check Skari for his opinion since if anyone knows how to pilot the incubi focused detachment it's him>He drops a video on it>"Yeah so I actually didn't take any incubi and run a bunch of characters completely solo"for fucks sake
>>97152243Snowy ruins
Dude look at this dude
>>97152243Alternative TQ:Do you have any new theme suggestions for the collage vote?
>>97152278What is your opinion on them?
>>97152243I like orks :D
>>97152112>When are other CSM factions getting their beastmenWhen the Tzaangors get upgrade kits and datasheets and even dedicated detachments, anons complain, but when faced with the prospect of a beastman unit only receiving support in any system but 40k, anons also complain. Is there a winning move here?
>>97152268Probably the only 40k video game I would be interested in would be a craftworld city-builder kind of game just to be able to look around the craftworld. Like a better looking, bigger rimworld
>Terminator Assault Squad gets a buff where it causes a battleshock test just by being in engagement range instead of needing to chargeIf it’s at the start of the opponents Fight Phase too that’s pretty strong, since the whole reason why Battleshock sucks is it doesn’t proc enough and is too easy to avoid.
>>97152291It is the 10th of december anon. Just work on your terrain you've got 20 days to make a rock pile
>>97152291I'd like diorama to win but I doubt many people would actually do it
>>97152264Is her flesh green? Is she translucent and filled with green liquid? I'm not a fan either but Necrons are one of the Harder factions to make sexy.
>>97152291Mix And MatchKitbash a 40k model using Fantasy or AoS bits but in a fitting way
>>97152298Tbf those tzaangor upgrades are kinda expensive to outfit a whole tzaangor based army
>>97152302The +1 wound on hammers and +1 attack on claws is nice too but I think they're too expensive comparatively. Especially since they're so much better with also expensive terminator chars added. Not gonna stop me from trying em tho
>>97152318I vote for duel every month
>>97152330So do I and it's never come close
>>97152325Play boarding actions.
>>97152291I think it would be cool if during february the theme was to paint a model as African-American for black history month
>>97152311You misunderstand, I mean new things to vote for in coming months
>>97152336I do plan on it. An anon shared the book the other night after I'd spent months and months looking for it. Really pumped to try it actually. I would also argue that boarding patrol existing doesn't make the tzaangor upgrades any more affordable for full scale 40k
>>97152132Tzaangor hate is very justified, they were shoved into every single tzeentch related thing when hardly anyone even wanted them to begin with
>>97152327Oh fug I didn’t even realize they buffed the WS on the hammers too. Assault Termies was the niche but surprisingly viable option for Terminator lists, I imagine they’ll be more popular now.
>>97152341lmao now that would be something
>>97152335It was in second or third this month
>>97152341Lmao imagine forcing /40kg/ to paint black people.I'm down just for the lulz
>>97152358>>97152335>>97152330i'll be real i have no idea what a duel model would even be, I have one model I've got that might count but idk
>>97152298Personally i hate tzaangors, but if TS has to have them, why did other factions get omitted from having half their roster to be beastmen
>>97152346Ahhhh I get you. January could be a fun one for anons to do up the stuff they picked up for christmas. New year new faction could also be fun, but I would worry that some of the beginners wouldn't get a chance to join if they're still building up their initial force.
>>97152341I'd do it just to paint the most exaggerated blackface I could. You know, like in those old cartoons.
>>97152357You don't get to participate.
>>97152367It's supposed to be a little battle scene basically, so easiest option would be two models fighting but you could do more if you felt inclined to
>>97152367You put two models on one big base and make it look like they're fightingThink those heresy dioramas like fulgrim vs ferrus
>>97152341The point of the collage is not to aggravate shitposting, this is why you're banned
>>97152375I didn't imply that I would, I just said the idea was clever and made me chuckle.
>>97152341Theme - Paint something blackDark skinned MarineBlack Templarsmake some dark skinned elvesKabal of the Black Heartthat avery johnson looking motherfucker in guard
sweating profusely when I saw all the red on the world eaters list but at least they didn't hit the spawn I literally just finished, bless
>>97152341I would do a celestial lion and you'd sperg out about me taking it seriously
>>97152380Can I do fabius bile and a daemonculaba?
>>97152382That's not me Einstein
>>97152380>>97152378Oh, that's fine then. I think I did one of those for a previous collage and I've got a few ideas on how to execute it better this time around.
>>97152392If they're battling
>>97152367You put two models on a base and have them fighting. If it ever wins I'm gonna do a marine curbstomping a decalfag marine with a bunch of modelposter marines on the sidelines doing pic related
>>97152383>didnt imply that I would>wouldIt's actually "can't".You won't, because you can't.
>>97152392Fabius didn't even make that
>>97152389Always thought these models were sick
>>97152419Fuck anon you ought to do it anyway it'd be hilarious
>>97152419Wow that would be incredibly pathetic and prove to people here that you're a nolife freak.
I feel like I’ve painted more models than any other month in December so far. I hope 500 Worlds actually sees some play at local places, it’s been a good motivator.
>>97152383Why is it clever I don't get it
>>97152419Do lamenters holding him down with the 0&Tfag stomping his head in to make him even more salty
>>97152419That'll just fuel his weird ego even more
>>97152448Maybe. But it'd also make me LOL, LMAO, maybe even ROFL. So I think he should do it
>>97152415For you anon.
>>97152460Will you grow up you moron?
>>97152444Can you show us or is this another I just painted 3000pts of orks and immediately shoved them into a box so we can't see
>>97152447He'd probably do some heinous shit at the thought of lamenterfags dudes touching his dudes
>>97152365I paint orks brown, does that count?
>>97152461God damn those poses were so good. Why GW. Why.And why did they have to make the penitent engine so small what the fuck.
>>97152480
>>97152461>mushroom upskirt You're going to show off it's gills like that and leave me hanging? Slut.
>>97152480It counts.
>>97152461>all that coomer trash in the back
>>97152484Nta but there was a guy in aosg ages back that did a chocolate milk skintone for his ironjawz and it looked sick ngl
>>97152341Fuck it, put on the vote options. If anons want to do it then why the fuck not
>>97152494>Nomodels bleating
>>97152372I'll paint the women I got for secret santa
>>97152495I do remember that but he also wasn't doing it for a shitpost
>>97152486>official promotional material>toilet paper tube terrainHoly sovl
>>97152510>anyone that doesn't need everything to be naked or a scantily clad female is nomodels because, because they just are ok!
>>97152472Projection
>>97152515No. You're right he wasn't, I think he was basing them off urukhai from lotr but I might be wrong, I remember another anon doing them orange like that wow ork guy and I think another one with bright red hellboy skintones. There might have been a blue one too but that might be my brain injecting something I saw somewhere else into my memories of aosg
Reminder that the Imperial Agents codex has been out for 16 months now and their version of Battle Sisters are still over 1000 points for a single squad.
>>97152511It was very sweet of him to send super glue when he was sending resin models. Very thoughtful.
>>97152525You could've easily proven him wrong but you chose to get mad instead
>>97152536I don't remember there being a regular blue ork poster there but there's definitely some floating around online so someone probably just posted it as an example
>>97152461Sovl
>>97152536Thought he was a warcraft fag making some maggers
>>97152548Nomodels posting is low quality and shouldn't be encouraged, especially when it has nothing to do with the criticism
>>97152525Clearly not everything is scantily clad, the sister with the whip is fully clothed
>>97152461Is that femperor model on bg? Also, cool nuns
>>97152563I was referring to the pointlessly topless models behind them and the female emperor statue. A model being naked or scantily clad is fine when it actually makes sense and isn't clearly just some degenerate going out of his way to force it
>>97152549I remember it being an icy sort of blue. On one hand it's nice that everything here gets swept under the rug after so long but I almost wish model posts had tags attached to them or something to let you dig them up in the archive cause there's so many anons that have done sweet stuff that I've never been able to find just archive trolling
>>97152341Awful
>>97152494>anon would implode visiting a beach>not even a nudist beach
>>97152573They're prisoners, probably about to be yoked up to a penitent engine
>>97152562Maybe you should post some models in this thread and balance it out then. Also that anon was posting models, you just chose to ignore them entirely and complain about the background
>>97152573Yeah but you said everything and it clearly isn't everything. You're just upset there's any scantily clad women in that photo period while ignoring the stuff that's more reserved
>>97152586>you should counteract low quality posting by feeding into it
>>97152586Don't bother, he wont
>>97152484I'll try and dig one out when I get home, it's been a while, but I think I have one in a bits box still.
>>97152485I never finish the model. Didn't like how it was looking.But I learn my mistake from my old sisters and storm troopers. Only repaint them when you have time to sit down and actually paint, other wise I'll end with a bunch of unpainted models again.
>>97152597I said the coomer trash in the back, the everything was more of a comment on how mad coomerposters get when anyone complains about shit like the OP image or the million other dogshit pics that get posted here incessantly, with the main retort usually just being nomodels
Why do Firstborn armies absolutely mog "Primarines" and their different flavour-of-the-week detachments?
>one more final>then I'm free for a whole monthI got a whole plan of what models I want to paint. I finished cyberpunk so I won't get sucked into playing videogames this time.
>>97152583Yep, they are PoW, I used to run them as cheap 10 point Psykers for my Inquisition army during 7th.Basically 1 PoW, 2 random guards and a transport.
>we noticed you liked or had no choice but to use this unit>we increased it's point cost so you stop using this unit>no, we refuse to try to actually balance your codex and increase your winrate from 38%I don't understand GW.
>>97152602>A guy posting his sob is low quality because, well, because it just is okay???
>>97152631Happy for you fren!
>>97152630Why couldn't you post your own firstborn models?
>>97152341Why not paint a mini of your 40k waifu because its february. Most of the world dont have nigger obsession like the US.
>>97152649Thanks decalanon
>>97152638I have no idea why some anons get annoyed by some old models.
>>97152630>all the studded pads on the wrong shoulder
>>97152602You complained about no models being posted. I suggested posting models. I don't know what you're complaining about rn
Kroot dragons
>>97152618I get that. I hate sitting back down to a project that I can still remember the mistakes I made. I usually back burner things I fuck up on until I pick it up and can go>huh why didn't I bother finishing this, this is sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NWP5n5p4w warhammer in universe song
>>97152687No they aren't
>>97152697>its FREE!
>>97152631Any chance of a piece of scatter for the collage? Or is the schedule going to be overfill already
>>97152697ultramarinnnns
>>97152698They are.Studded shoulder pads go on the marines left side and the chapter marking goes on the right.
>>97152698Yes they are, studs go on the left pauldron out of reverence for what they harken back to
>>97152681I saw the slightly hazy thumbnail and thought it was inqanon coming back and got a little excited. Your sisters are very nice though anon
Does anyone here see this constant spam of post models and do it anyway despite not being involved in the argument, and just pretend to be one of them?
@97152715>Constant spamDoesn't happen
>tfw gsc final day cant take nid "aircraft"Harpies and hive crones are quite shit but why the restriction? Isn't their arrival supposed to indicate an imminent tyranid invasion?
>>97152720I mean i see it in every fucking thread at this rate
>>97152715Only if i agree with the anon having models demanded of them and I usually hit them with a nta. I don't mind posting that I share an opinion with someone but I'd rather not confuse my models with someone else's takes on the off chance they decide to say something deranged later in the post chain
>>97152687>all the studded pads are on the wrong side>>97152708>>97152709No. They aren't>all
>>97152715I samefag the "post models" spammer and the guy posting the models I dont own any models
Cute Eldar boy feet
>>97152705I could probably squeeze it in.Right now in order of priority:>3 dudes for WD SM OPS>Finish 5 SG>Finish 10 rubrics>terrain goes here
Why are there no night lords? No alpha legion? Hasn't this game been out for 30 years?
>>97152764>more power armour gaynessNo one cares dude
>>97152740That's a monopose kit where he couldn't swap the pauldrons you stupid tourist lmfao
>>97152630I don’t really have a race in this dog because I mix and match but I don’t think that’s necessarily the case.
>>97152764Nobody would buy them so they don't get made
Post models and wips
So there I was, sitting in my basement at the tender age of 8, having never encountered a negro IRL (prairie farm boy) but '90s TV made their silly behavior seem fun and entertaining, and I had recently watched a Ralph Bakshi movie. I had no idea that there was anything wrong with painting the orks like this, and legit thought I was being cool. Fuck tha po-lice and all that. This is not one of the child hood original paint jobs, this is just a hasty recreation on one of the survivors.
>>97152808Models and wips
>>97152808The servitors are taking forever. I got sucked into a twwh3 campaign because I got gifted it for my birthday and I’ve been neglecting painting.
>>97152711I have some inquisition stuff in here too.
>>97152764go to horus heresy
>>97152740And I'm talking about all the studded pads that are on the wrong shoulder. If you really wanted to be ass mad pedantic about it, you should've pointed out all the MkVIs that didn't have any studded pads, just a pair of rimless pads.
>>97152808Doing everything in my power to not progress on my dreadnought
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97152855That's the anniversary le2 model, they couldn't swap the shoulders without chopping the model up anyways lol
>>97152697This animation looks horrible
ILIKEORKSXD XD ECKS DEE
>>97152867
>>97152697For a second I thought it was some random fan made video.Holy shit this is bad
>>97152883Huh tilI always thought it was an ETB kit, guess that store guy a decade ago was full of shit lmao
>>97152860Shes not wearing any shoes.
>>97152808I need to start painting again but life's been shit lately
>>97152856This fucking sucks
>>97152821I remember your stuff anon. How are the gsc dirtbikes to build? I grew up running 2 stroke hondas down country roads and skipping off the gravel peeling all my skin off, so the idea of a moto army always intrigued me
>>97152341My penis is curious.
I'm looking for an old Imepiral Guard quote, it was something like:"If you are the last survivor, you are a coward" or "If you are the last alive, you didn't fight well."Does this remind anyone of anything?
>>97152694Imagine getting fucked by one of those things. Damn.
>>97152787Is the pauldron on the right side or not?You got btfo lol. Just take the L and move on instead of embarrassing yourself.
>>97152819Any chance it leads to a potential Sallyanon fantasy or aos army?
>>97152787You're an idiot
>>97152889RIGHT? official release from today and it looks like poorly done sfm video
What is the 3rd gayest marine chapter
>>97152900Stay strong Wolfbro, you always got your frens here.
>>97152856>Doing everything in my power to not progress on my dreadnoughtAre you me. I've had a lev and a contemptor shelf warming for months
>>97152918your queer party friends would be depositing your corpse with its ruptured anus at the local medical facility like that horse fucker a decade ago
>>97152933The only gay marines are dark angels
>>97152787It's the one thing monopose complainers can't bitch about
>>97152618Needs more gloss varnish
>>97152889The eyes are too far apart she looks like she has FAS
Any fun 40K lit?
>>97152785Then why are there no beastmen (inb4 kill team), no minotaurs, no evil cyborgs a la Helldivers, no big interesting alien species like Cabal from destiny 2? Just spitballing here
>>97152922Nobody got btfo, you didn't know that that guy put the studs on the wrong shoulder because you're a tourist who's never touched plastic in your life
You now remember frozen flame anon.
>>97152941And blood angels and spacewolves and ESPECIALLY crimson fists. Why do you think their hands are red?
>>97152954Kwab
>>97152764You haven't been paying attention apparently
>>97152961Weird shampoo
>>97152961None of those are gay, the space wolves might rape dogs but they're female dogs
>>97152952Just take the L bro. You're embarrasing yourself.
>>97152954every damn day
>>97152971Not as embarrassing as somebody trying to FAKpost with somebody else's models lmfao
>>97152909Very monopose compared to the neophytes or acolyte kits, but not as horrible as the aberrants.
>>97152688That was never the complaint
>>97152979Lmfao you keep taking L's dude. So embarrasing
>>97152900When day is bad always remeber hapi time
>>97152939A good way to go.
>>97152954I remember him getting so butt frustrated he stopped playing in his own house because people outside said something he doesn't like the sound of
>>97152925A good few of our regulars have sigmar armies tooTsonanln has lizard men and lamenterfag has one too I can't rememberI think o&Tfag had HoH too
>>97152925I’ve got a handful of painted saurus and a slann already. But dorfs are my real favourite.
>>97152819>sucked into a twwh3 campaign How can anyone get sucked into a dumpster fire like that
>>97153004NTA but it's a fun game, it's actually what got me back into the hobby a couple years ago.
>>97152900Have a wooly pig. Just relax, don't rush yourself. Your models will be there when you you want to attack them again
what can you do with sisters to actually make them half as varied as Space Marines and Guard
>>97152697LMAO
>>97152900Have an EVIL pig. Just stress, rush yourself. Your models will not be there
>>97152925Not sallyman but I was thinking about getting into the Darkoath. I think their beasts are pretty cool.
>>97153034>4/5 models pictured are not darkoath
>>97153016Different panties and stockings depending on the squad. Kinda like how blood angels give devastators blue helmets and assault marines yellow helmets.
>>97153042Elaborate
>>97153016Go Catholic. Since sisters already do jobs like preparing random human civilizations for the Imperium's arrival and already do stuff like the Emperor is totally your Sun God *Wink Wink*.You could go with that. For example in South America when the Church arrive they simply replace the local gods with Saints and Virgins. Same with the Roman Gods, now everyone is a Saint. Expand into wacky cultures and you can still be within the imperial cult, just say it is an order dedicated to certain Saint or an aspect of the Emperor.
>>97153042They're just a std subfaction
ultras are probably third gayest due to the tassles
>>97153044BA have dumb color rules. Im thinking thats probably why they have so many people running successors.
>>97153050Darkoath refers to a specific subcategory of units within Slaves to Darkness. The bull dudes are not part of that subcategory.
>>97153074Damn. Maybe I won't get into it then. I was hoping I could take them all in the same army.
How can bullets not penetrate thin walls?Why is there no cover mechanic where you take reduced hit chance shooting at entrenched enemies? So many weird things with this game that needs to change
So if I want to play these niggas, I need to paint about double the number of blue horrors as well?
>>97153072I like the different helmets for each role and use it for my marines, but it can look really dumb on red armour.
>>97152997I know I've seen blueorkanon in aosg with a couple different dwarf armies that might be who you're thinking of, but I know o&tanon mentioned he was looking at aos. I've got a few armies but I mainly post my grots amd warcry stuff. Tsonanons trees and lizards are probably the nicest stuff that gets posted in aosg. I think ghoulchad from aosg also mentioned he has a 40k army but I might be mixing him up>>97153000Ohh that makes sense. I guess you would've got those lizardmen bits you occasionally use from somewhere.
>>97153086There is in killteam.40k is has more pabstraction.
>>97153083You can they're all in the same army
>>97153086it's just dumb old fantasy/historical logic. they need to get rid of it but never will as the grogs will riot (like they still do about primaris).
>>97153089Yeah, but they're really easy to paint they dont have much detail.
>>97153101Wait why was someone saying I couldn't then?
>>97153103That's a lot of models for a single unit desu
>>97153114Yeah thats why pink horrors are kings of the tarpit.
>>97153111Darkoath is a subfaction within slaves to darkness, like how ravenwing is a subfaction of dark angels. So they're not darkoath specifically but you can still use them all they just won't have as much interaction with eachother
>>97153114that easily gets pretty expensive for a chaff unit, how many pink horrors do people even like to run
>>97152970>>97152961Hilarious bait brother, you're really a positive influence here.../s
>>97153089In AoS you could have them explode instead of split but idk about 40k
>>97153086That’s basically ruins rules as written. You can shoot into them even if it’d technically be through a wall.
>>97153124In the Tsons detachment I run theyre battleline so I usually take 4 units of pink horrors. Then I have 2 squads of rubrics, 1 squad of termies and then characters for them. With a vortex beast just cuz I have one.
>>97152538Nobody's noticed because not a single soul on earth genuinely plays Imperial Agents
>>97153126>/sis this guy serious lmao
just wrote a 40k ad lib and wanna share:"St Nicholas of Klaus, The Northern Star, is recognised by the Ecclesiarchy as a Living Saint and Aspect of His Holy Emperor who brings the gifts of Service and Devotion to all the Faithful every Sanguinalla.For the Heretics and Xenos, however, all he brings is Coal and Holy Promethium to burn them for their crimes of Existence."merry christmas and happy holidays nerds
>>97153126Why are you taking it personally?Are you autistic?
>>97152938I just drag my feet on anything bigger than infantry, it always feels like a slogDoesn't help that I would've killed to have this model subassembled lmao>>97152997I've got a fuckton of skaven but I haven't started on them outside of testing out different basing recipes
>>97153141so 40 pink horrors, and 80 blue horrorssounds fun but that's a lot
>>97153083You can, you just need to put the spawn in an Auxiliary regiment so he's a second drop during deployment. The ogoroid character, 2x3 +1x6 ogoroids and one wilderfiend is 970pts which leaves you 30pts for radiance of dark glory giving you heals for your guys and leaves you at 990pts. Looks like a fun list too
>>97153150Because no one alive has ever accused the Space Wolves of falling into any sort of homosexual category. The are probably the most "masculine" Marine chapter out of the main bunch.
>>97153153NTA but they only split on a 4+ so you probably don't have to paint that many blue ones
>>97153150There's a reason his parents took his German shepherd away
>>97153150He is in assisted living due to his developmental problems, please understand.
>>97153153I dont actually have 80 because like anon said half the time they don't split and I can often re-use the blue ones when they're killed. I do have a lot of them though. (Not all of them are painted)
>>97153164actual copeSpace Wolves are all furries hence they are all incredibly homosexual by associationthat's just a fact, anon. I'm sorry i don't make the rules. being masculine does not stop you being a fag, either
>>97153164I mean - I just did. Bro its a joke why are you so upset?I ask again, are you autistic? Like have you been diagnosed? This isn't normal behavior.
>>97153135It would give depth imo and make terrain actually interesting. You could make rules about how thick terrain has to be to give you 100% protection while other terrain only gives you light protection. But first and foremost I would like to shoot at those in partial cover like in the rogue trader video game. It's just to strange to me how you need to have true line of sight
>>97153194>just described older edition terrain rulesreturn to SOVL. we need to go back to a simpler time. disregard 10th, embrace nostalgia
>>97153193Ok I appreciate you defining your comments as "Just a joke" that clarification is acceptable to me and other Wolf Lords. >>97153191You do know furries can be straight right?
What happened here?
>>97153213>furries>straighti refuse to believe you. this is lies made up by the Furry Pipeline to trick us good hard working normies into buying yiff porn and watching Beastars. I know yohr game, furry shill
I think we can all agree it's time for them to get rid of the strength and toughness stats in 40K
>>97153212If that used to be the rules then we do indeed need to return
>>97153212
>>97153213Why won't you answer if you're autistic?Are you autistic?I think you're autistic.
>>97153191>all furries hence they are all incredibly homosexual by associationCounterpoint. Big titty anthro airplanes
>>97153227It's 4th or 3rd, anything earlier isn't for us mere mortals
>>97152946Deathworlder for campy 80-90s movie vibes and decent writing
>>97153225Why? It seems like a reasonable part of the game, much more than all these buffoonish rerolls...
>>97153222LoC has dmg 3 attacks now
>>97153147gay as shit. take estrogen
>>97153227look at that crisp, clean cover. doesn't need a YourDude on the front in Heroic Pose (TM)Just a warhammer, a skull and some purity seals, as the Emperor intended
>>97153225yep, they're not needed any more with all the other modifers the game has established for damage and resilience. the game has to become quicker to play and unnecesary rolling should be the first thing to go.
>>97153241This I'd the second time you've said buffoonish today. Did you learn a new word last night?
I was going to tell you guys to come pick up the decalslopper but it looks like he's also here still
>>971532374th, but 4th is just 3rd 3.5.A lot of changes in 4th are changes made to 3rd in FAQ, Erratas, Chapter Approved, White Dwarf Magazine, Website, Etc.In other words 3rd had 10 years to fix shit before moving to 5th that fuck everything up.
>>97153237the best editions. hell I'll take anywhere up to 7th ed as long as there's no WAACfags with deathstars running around casting invisiblity on everything
>>97153225>>97153241The problem is there isn’t an elegant way to really handle giving armies better durability or lethality, so you have to keep both S/T and rerolls.
/aosg/ here can you fucks take your decalfaggot back? He's started shitting up our thread today. Don't know why, we don't even have decals.
>>971532637th at is core is not a bad rulebook. Specially if you remember that is trying to fix the absolute shit show of rules that 5th and 6th introduce, such as wound allocation, true line of sight psychic phase, alliance system. Just to name a few.The issue with 7th is the army rules interacting with said rules and the clear corpo hands messing shit up.
>>97153283Now you know what we have to deal with every day.
Eldar boy feet
>>97153193>are you autistic? Like have you been diagnosed? This isn't normal behaviorYou must have missed all of his many previous meltdowns
>>97153294Every day? You barely have traffic in there at all.
>>97153283You got any proof that I am starting anything or am I merely responding to troll jobs from other anons.
>>97153294Nta I already know what we deal with here that's why I don't want to deal with it there
>>97153292exactly. couldn't of said it better myself. great rules pack ruined by stupid layers of rules, the rapidly emerging tourney scene that normalised certain types of bullshit, and GW selling New Dudes over balance
>>97153304need Kraken correction # !
>>97153262>>97153263Where does time go
>>97153309>starting anything>responding to troll jobsThat is starting something
>>97153309>I'm simply constantly responding to the huge and growing list of people that hate me, I couldn't possibly be the problem
>>97153315:D
>>97153225No way, the AOS version is just fucking dumb that a goblin wounds a giant on the same value that he’d hurt another goblin
>>97153309>proofYes, it's called /aosg/ and you've been shitting it up.
>the last store I hadn't checked yet in my area doesn't have the vet box either RIP, gonna be annoying making these weapons
>>97152711It’s actually bizarre that as niche as 4chan is, an even nicher army still has 3 anons I think of when you say Inqanon
>>97153355I spoke of picking a first army and was battered by a schizo lunatic verbally for no reason. I ignored him at first but I guess he followed me from this place.
>>97152917Anyone ?
>>97153363To be fair, Anon, I think people underestimate how widespread 40k is nowadays.
>>97153309>>97153334First day in aosg and you're already racebaiting. You truly have no social awareness do you
>>97152808Dirty world eaters spawn
>>97152917>>97153372Anon, have you looked through the Darktide loading screen quotes? It could be one of those.
>>97152630I just like my space marines bigger than my human guardsmen ‘tis all. Hh minis side by side just don’t do it, which is a shame cause otherwise the sculpts are great.
>>97153374Did you even read the reply I was responding to? It was animalistic and primal in nature at best.
>>97153372Sorry man, im getting nothing
>>97153374>you’re a jeetOh man this explains the bots.
For any anons that are building/want to build ravenersDo NOT follow these steps in these order. The terrain plastic piece has a little insert where the tab at the end of the tail goes into, and if you glue it down, you cannot insert that tab into it anymore. Idk why they made it like this when every other model has it work normally, but just glue the tail to the terrainpiece first, then to the base.
>>97153391>gw instructionsMany such cases.
>>97153096I'm happy you like them anon. Some of the trees are pretty bad though, they were first minis I've painted after coming back to the hobby. I love these super clean LRL and purple IDK myself.
>>97153385What's your reasoning for turning the trip off this time? We all know it's so you can reply to yourself to make it seem like there's at least one person on this board that doesn't despise you but I'm curious what your lie is gonna be
>>97153377Is that... Rakham miniatures thingie? For your wallet hope it wasn't the original
>>97153400Yeah but this is one of the first time Ive seen the instructions actually screw you
>>97153402I was being respectful of another anons wishes in the other general. Its a minor mistake and I have corrected it, move on.
>>97152636this is my frustration with storm guardian and eldrad nerfsEldrad is the armies only CP generator. Doom is also a good ability, but elf players played Eldrad because Eldrad made CP. without the CP he’s a farseer sidegrade, 40 points was a lot to pay for the cp generation, and 50 is exorbitant. Everyone wants more CP, nerfing the CP generator like this is an unfair tax. similar thing with Storm Guardians and sticky objectives, although technically you can pay 170 points and 1 CP in a specific detachment to give wraith guard sticky>> 97152049it’s not that the wave serpent is fragile, the wave serpent is a good tough fast and decently shooty vehicle, but the wave serpent costs 50 points more than that rhino. The real issue is that the elves are fragile, this was the one consistent method that elf players had to protect their elves. It was a good army because it had a bunch of trading units that normally could be expected to kill one thing and then die but break parity by using some of those trading units more than once. it was a powerful and frustrating set of strategems, but to cripple those strats, functionally delete an agile maneuver, and nerf *all* of the core units of the army is heavy handed and too far. Eldar was sharing the crown of best army with sisters and mechanicus, and now they’re going to be mid-pack at the competitive table and pretty bad at the casual level
>>97153363That's a fair point, there's also that guy with the really nice kitbashes that got ran off by some faggot. I think people probably just like kitbashing weird imperial stuff
>>97153411A neverending series of "mistakes" that are never corrected
>>97153372Reminds me of the Hound from GoT, "If anyone dies with a clean blade I'll rape his fucking corpse!"
>>97153314I mean you can play 7th with codex from 3rd or 4th and you really do not see the issues people bitched about 7th.My group has been dicking around with old rules for some time.But if you grab one of the later 7th codex, even meme things like Genestealer cult rules and try to play them in 4th, you can see the overtone rules for the armies.
>>97152341I swear there was like a black guy that got killed who was breaking onto construction sites and he was carrying a hammer so this model really embodies that. I've only painted one black slommed model and it was when i was like 13 and the model was an ork boy from assault on black reach.
>>97153401Oh man that idkanons stuff is so nice. I remember when he was going through the troubleshooting process and was tearing his hair out trying to get it how he wanted and they turned out sick. Also I like your kurnoths and your belthanos is really nice.
>>97153402He turned it off for aosg and then forgot to turn it off here.>>97153417A lot of this is partially a byproduct of tourney results unfortunately.
>>97153442Top kek
>>97153442>slommed *skinned rather
>>97153442He was a meme for a bit. Think they called him “jogger” or something. I doubt that SM model is based on him though.
>>97153390We all know the decalmutant is an obese Indian but nice try
>>97153469I genuinely think he's diagnosed autistic. We oughta just cut him some slack. There's no point in antagonizing someone with an actual mental condition.
>>97153491No he just actually needs to be rangebanned at this point. It's gotten completely out of control and now it's across multiple generals and he's clearly never going to stop
>>97153501>>97153491>>97153469Please stop talking to yourself you imbecile
>>97153469>>97153491I think he has a humiliation fetish but can't afford a dominatrix so he comes here instead.
>>97153506Stop using the internet and check yourself into an asylum
>GW dataslate erratas a unit to be able to use a Transport>Their rules do not work if they start the game in the transportSUFFERING
>>97153517Take your own advice you child of doodoo complexion.
>>97153450really on a trend of reinforcing why people don't like you eh bud
>>97153468I looked it up his name is ahmaud arbery, He was breaking into construction sites stealing and he was killed by construction workers. they were sentenced to life in prison. I think we should all honor him by calling that model ahmaud arbery reborn
>>97153341but the same size wound means far less to a giant.
>>97153292>7th at its core is not a bad rulebooka ranged specialist Riptide would beat a melee-focused Veteran Dread in close combat fairly often, with the outcome determined almost entirely by unit type in the core rulebook
>>97153501This I agree with. Should talk to the mods in the IRC about it.
>>97153529You seem to post a lot of racism outside of /b/ which doesn't seem like such a great idea when you're so hated
>>97153538>84% of people do not understand what they readNot I'm not saying 7th was the best thing ever, but I did mention corpo fucking shit up and army rules fucking things up.Riptides is the example of both.
>>97153522My only suggestion is to not play with RAWfags
>>97153391I am convinced that the instructions are made automatically by a software, similar to how the miniature bits are arranged on the sprue
>>97153541I hate doing that shit but it might be the only way. Unless the jannies are sitting in thread reading every post they only see the posts that get reported with no context. I think it can be tough for them to understand what's going on sometimes on top of having to deal with all the other threads making it hard to keep track
>>97153551It's how you know he's ban evading. At this point he's just flaunting it in front of the thread. I would've assumed that a trip code would get flagged along with the network info from a ban but I guess not
>>97153558A riptide isn't really an army rule fucking shit up, it's just the core difference between MC and Vechiles was busted. The fact that so many obviously vehicles got statted as MCs was a consequence of the fundamental imbalance. GW didn't design Riptides then change 6/7th around it, 6th/7th were broken from the start and GW just introduced Riptides as what they thought would be strong.The fundamental imbalance of Vehicles vs MC is a really huge issue with the 7th ed codex, and corporate making bank off of it was a consequence of the bad fundamental rules.
>>97153563I've never even considered it before even with some very annoying posters but he's like a cancer at this point
>>97153577>>97153563>>97153551Some of you are actually unhinged, good god just shut up and talk Warhammer.
>>97153292>reddit space7th was a cluster fuck, it was straight up a bad time. I'm saying this as someone that loves the old style of data profiles, 5th is my favorite edition. >reddit spaceI do think 7th edition revised used in the horus heresy first edition is peak warhammer core rules. psychic phase was a cluster fuck but was fun.
>>97153582It is corpo fucking shit up, there was no reason for it to ever be a MC. It was a known issue of MC
>>97153444Oh I wasn't around back then I don't think but yeah his stuff turned out fantastic. It looks especially nice in that full army picture I've seen a couple times. Kurnoths and Belthanos are the newer ones so they're fine, worst offenders are minis from when I was still learning the basics so dryads, both treelords and gossamid archers.>>97152808Oh and here are my termies to not be completely off topic
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>>97153584>cursory google searchI didnt even know we had a way to contact the mods via IRC. If you guys don't do it, I'll ask them tonight.
>>97153602God I pray they look into this shit and see all the crap I put up with from the schizo.
>>97153587You are the worst person that's ever posted here
>>97153429>>97153292Counter point, 7th edition big rule book is worse than 6th edition big rule book. The editions themselves were very similar, even more similar than 3rd and 4th. But most of the changes were for the worse. Some examples of it getting worse are the psychic phase and the way you cast psychic powers got way worse. Invisibility power got even stronger (hitting on 6s instead of 5s in melee). The change to the vehicle damage chart just further cemented leaf blowing for vehicle removal. One good change though was no charging with FMC after swoop.What this guys >>97153314 says is more the problem for both. 6th ed had really undercosted flyers in codecies. 7th had decurions.
>>97153506Put the trip back on
>>97153599Why are they like this
>>97153599If that saved him then literally anything would have
>>97153619they're just memeing for updoots anon, that's not a serious comment
Could someone gather all the worst decalfag threads? It will be easier to show the mods what we're talking about. I know there's one where he admitted to ban evading fairly recently.
>>97153610They would see you repeatedly evading bans and rangeban you finally
>le hecking racismReally, fellas?>>97153590This is a similar opinion to most of the HH players in my area. “It’s 7th but they fixed it”
>>97153362If you want that scale you can just grab some mk6 and throw the tac heads/shoulders on
>>97153582MC being better than vehicles was a known issue in 5th it was kept there in 6th and 7th. Wish I could find the interviews of the design team bitching about the suits regarding the Wraith Knight being under costed but the sales team insisting to be kept that way because it would sell.We only know a fraction of how much they intentionally fucked up with the game due to sales. Specially knowing that the rules team during 5th to 7th didn't knew what they where doing right and just vague understanding of the system. After all the original guys that made 40k where not working in the rules anymore.
>>97153631I always accept my ban on any device that receives one. They will see all the bs you and your raider friends have caused this past year.
>>97153629Here's him ban evading most recently
>>97153638I wonder if you're genuinely sick enough to believe this
>>97153638Lying yet againJust so you know retard if you get banned on your desktop and go to post on your phone that's still evading>>97153640
my god why do you people keep engaging him I just don't understand
>>97153638>RaidersRemember when you begged your discord to raid the general in your defense? lol
>>97153404What rakham minis thing? It was a free file on cults I printed off so hopefully it wasn’t a stolen print
>>97153653These are sick people, they have nothing better to do than attack modelers and try and bring this place down.
>>97153590Nta, but I just wanted to help you out. Reddit spacing is when you put two blank lines between paragraphs, not one.This is because on reddit by default, when you type a single blank line the formatter gobbles it. So you have to type two.So when someone does this by instinct, because they are so used to typing on reddit, they end up with double spaces here, i.e. reddit spacing.
>>97153615It is what I'm saying. 7th is not exactly great, but considering that is trying to fix the shit show of 5th and 6th is not that bad.The main issue is crap of army rules.Things like Riptide as some anon mentions was kept broken with the knowledge that was broken and they had multiple points to fix it.
>>97153587The simpler explanation is that you suck and nobody likes you, but admitting that would require a capacity for self-reflection. Something you clearly don't possess. You really must be a jeet.
>>97153421Was that the guy with floating alien inquisitor? Shame
>>97153593The riptide being an MC or not is irrelevant to the fact that MCs were just upgrades over vehicles.I'm sorry you somehow cannot understand this.
Imagine my detractors when the mods ask them "Why didn't you filter him when he put on a trip to respect your wishes?" Dead silence followed by squealing pig noises.
>>97153582And then they introduced AdMech robots and made them MCs
>>97153380Never played any Darktide, if the quote is real it's much more older, 3rd or 4th edition probably.
>>97153676The filter is a 3rd party application that doesn't work on all browsers or devices, dumbass.
>>97153676You'll be banned in less than a minute when they finally look at it
>>97153563Just collect as much of the evidence you can and post it there. Check the archives for anything.Have this one as well.
>>97153421I remember that anon, his stuff was incredible. He made the mistake of linking his irl Instagram on reddit where he posted the same pictures he did here. Damn shame.
>>97153686So far you've got two threads from 6 months ago when I am defending myself. Great job dick head.
>>97153676You are losing izzat saar
>>97153638>admits to phone posting again
>>97152954F to pay respectToo based for this setting
>>97153676>why didn't you filter himYou intentionally modify the images you post so you can pass through filters. You have even admitted to it.Also you don't always even use the trip code either and try to pretend to be multiple people. So this entire "just filter me bro" is an entirely disingenuous, moot point.
>>97152319nta, but I'm not a fan of the weird green liquid flesh. I'm not sure where that comes from because I've seen many other artists do it. But yea, necrons are hard to make sexy. It's like trying to make a literal skeleton sexy
>>97153697Hey jeet how come you ignored this fact? :) >>97153650
>>97153671Yeah, he had a bunch of tau auxiliaries too. He still posts his stuff elsewhere. I'll do him the courtesy of not linking it
>>97153563Time for the decalstorians to shine I guess
>>97153637>MC being better than vehicles was a known issue in 5th it was kept there in 6th and 7thYes that’s true. The MC design space kinda falls apart when you stick 2+ saves onto high T units as it makes them much much stronger to medium AT (like auto cannons and missile launchers) than other respectively vehicles. Armour saves representing both infantry armour and vehicle armour didn’t really work.
>>97153708People like squishy boobs and jiggly asses. Simple as. People will put them on anything
>>97153665Honestly, I think the weak as piss army books for some armies and strong as fuck army books are what made 5th and 6th terrible. If you're a chaos player, you know exactly what I'm talking about. i played Tau as well when I started warhammer in 5th and I would win every game easily. The Tau codex's were so powerful in 5th and 6th, I genuinely think that is why Tau is still so hated. Probably the same thing with Eldar and Dark Eldar although I think Dark Eldar have been shit for the last few editions. That being said I also Think shooting phase was way more of a powerful phase then close combat.>>97153663thank you for clarifying
>>97153719Oh I thought there was a lore thing with the green bodies.
>>97153674This is a result of the army rules as in how each model is build in the codex. Because older editions had a similar issue, but the monster where not this broken thing that we saw on later editions.Try using MC and Vehicles from 3rd in 7th rules. You do not get to the level of absurdity that is a Riptide.
>>97153697>bro I was defending myself this means I can't be in the wrongUnironically child level of arguing because you are clearly mentally stunted.This is exactly the type of shit why everyone at worst hates you and at best finds you incredibly annoying to filter you, which half the time doesn't even work because you intentionally modify your images and have admitted to that as well.You're a disingenuous asshole who likes to pretend who is all le funny quirky guy only for your fake persona mask to constantly slip because you are an idiot.
>>97153728I don't think so, I think people just like boobs
>>97153720You've made more racist posts than anyone else here and you were dumb enough to leave the trip on for them
>>97153016>Goth gfs>Emo>Gyaru>Valkyrie/Norse flavor>Sword and Sorcery feudal world SoB with Xenas and Red Sonjas
>>97153634I think Heresy also having a tight self-contained marine vs marine situation also helped 7th 2.0 for heresy 1. Not having to "balance" the 6 million armies with totally different play styles helps with also refining the rules.
>>97153768It's wild that he's still doing it
>>97153711Nah that’s fair enough man, shame he got chased off by schizos
>>97153768>>97153785What are you even talking about??
>>97153788>>97153650
>>97153788You really do have the brain of a goldfish
Did GW really think people needed a reminder that rubrics were better as 5 rather than 10 or what
can i get a QRD on Decalanon and her racism
>>97153783The dream would be if they took what they learned there and applied it to 40k but HH is in a separate department and the British are pathologically petty and vindictive psychopaths, so they have their little corporate civil war going over there.>>97153779>gyaru SoBsIf only
>>97153819Yes let's have more trolling time, we were almost at a deficit.
>>97153819Just a redditor addicted to cumming from getting humiliated so he acts like a retard and got himself a tripcode so he could enjoy even more humiliation
>>97153819
>>97153783What some anon are saying for example regarding the the absolute shit rules 7th has was regarding codex.For example you could had model with T6, W5, Sv2+/Sv5++ (Sometimes a 3++) for less than 200 points, including their cool weapons. Remember that in this editions weapons still did just 1 wound. So your Lascannon S9 AP2, that could ignore his Sv2+ would only do 1 wound.Oh and this particular example for just 15 points you could give it feel no pain that ignored a wound on a 5+The thing is you did not see this level of dumb units in older codex, this is a thing that you started to see in 5th edition codex
>>97153857Enjoy your last day here
>>97153867Its not me, good god you're stupid.
>>97153635That's the plan for the bulk of the units but I'm waiting for mkiv and hopefully mkv to get the same treatment so they look a little more varied, and then I'll just be mixing and matching tactical squad shoulders/heads and swapping everything around
>>97153727I played tau in 4th and 5th. I don’t think I won a single game they were so weak. Did you mean 6th Ed. That was when they buffed the hell out of them. Range 15” rapid fire, plus one shot on burst cannon, extra 6” range on fusion blasters, twinlinked all smart missile systems and made them ignores cover. They were finally a really army. But what they did to broadside railguns was so sad.
>>97153889>it's not meFunny how you left the trip off though, you're too stupid to be constantly lying you're so bad at it
>>97153906Tau in 4th and 5th were nightmarish with the right strats
>>97153909I was in the other thread! I am not fucking Isaac Newton over here, I make mistakes.
>>97153943Oh so now it was you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1Wyic_ArU FIRST THREE MINUTES OF PARIAH NEXUS FREE
>>97153914Guess I was just bad. I couldn’t figure out how to win. Vs space marines it’s an near auto loss to fear of the dark. And comparing my codex to my brothers eldar it just was depressing how his analogue to any of my stuff were just way better. He would field 3-4 squads of dark reapers and just outgun me, and if I tried to get closer shining spears would just come out from their hiding spots and kill anything that got too close. Tau had really bad shooting between 30” and 72”. Comparing the piranha to the vyper was just depressing. More expensive. Fucking shitty guns on it. Im still salty about that.
>>97153955Why would I post a Marine Helmet with a Blacked Spade on it to represent myself?
>>97153727>although I think Dark Eldar have been shit for the last few editionsYou clearly didn't play during Drukhari summer in 9th edition
>>97153971The fact that you need to make these about yourself is so embarrassing
>>97153971Your entire identity here is being an insufferable faggot you just want recognition in any form. You probably didn't even notice it when you initially posted it
>>97153971You forgot the first panel where the little fag is screaming at the top of his lungs for hours, gets kicked out of the house, and then does the same thing again in another house
>>97153971Why do you know what a "blacked spade" looks like?
>>97153857Oh so she's a smug furfag that is obsessed with put the Queen of spades decals on her models?>>97153971Ma'am why do you think your built for BBC?
>>97153906not trying to be rude here anon, but that's user error/lack of knowledge of the army. it was a veey high ceiling and unforgiving tho, for sure. i played tau at the same time and I never lost a game except to Eldar. they were a menace esp with a properly terrained table. move shoot move was gross and the ability to rapidly redeploy meant stealing objectives was super easy. most armies didn't have the speed to get to you.there's a reason oldbeards still hate on tau 15-20 years later and it's this period of commie gundam ascendency (and fish of fury)
Some of you are actually demented
If this works it'll be the best christmas gift ever
For the love of god can this insufferable skitzo just leave it already? The yiffmiester is finally using the trip like we have been begging him to for months now. Just cool your jets already. You made yourself the problem now.
>>97154049Ty King
>>97154049>>97154053You just used your phone+PC to respond in less than a minute
>>97154053Don't reply to me nigger
>>97154053Fuck off
>He is now shitting up /AoS/ toobruh
>>97153971>new model
>>97154072I just left, the schizo won't let me be at peace anywhere.
>>97154049>>97154053This doesn't work when you've openly bragged about switching to your phone a hundred times
>>97154099Kill yourself.
making about 40 bases at once rn and i made the mistake of leaving a pot of x-22 clear varnish under my nose while i painted on the ice effects and now the whole room is spinning.
Now it's TWO people harassing him instead of one apparently
>>97154018It probably was user error lol. But I still don’t know what I was supposed to do vs space marines. My only strat was to buy the worst and most expensive transport in the game for fucking 80 point per unit, and hide every single unit or they would run off the table on turn 1. God devilish we’re so shit. 80 points with no firing points was so sad. >fish of furry.Someone needs to explain this to me cause I have double checked and it doesn’t work per the rules of 4th ed at least. Was it a 3rd ed only thing?
>>97154110>MistakeSure, anon. Sure
>>97154117That's not me, how dense are you?
>>97154110Congrats you're missing parts of your brain now
>>97153719It is true. Putting tits onto a robot instantly improves the design.
this is like being in a mental institution what the fuck is going lmao
>>97154124I'm sure it's a completely unrelated unhinged lunatic
>>97154143It's been like this all year. Decals and their consequences have been a disaster for the fa/tg/uys.
>>97154032Bro they just can’t stop I don’t get it. It’s like a toddler who just cannot handle not having the last say. I can’t even tell how many people it is anymore. Im convinced there it’s just a bunch of trolls impersonating the yiffmeister to trigger the skitzos.
>>97154160He has a trip on you pathetic retard
>>97154034It'll be the best thing that's happened here in a long time
>open thread>he's still here>close thread
>>97154175He doesn't use it half the time and openly admits it
>>97154117Jesus
>>97154175Yeh. Like we have begged him to do for months. Also I dont see 17 picture of the same fucking yiffknights, so he isn’t the one shitting up this thread. Cool your jets.
>>97154207It makes no sense, they clearly just want to engage and harass me until I quit the game.
>>97154157The guvment needs to implement decal loicenses, this getting out of hand.
>>97154207Yes, (you) are still the one shitting it up on your phone decalnigger
>>97154122i think it was 4th, but it was just a dumb skimmer deployment thing that let you get a tonne of shots in and not be charged in return. great for capping objectives. i only brought it up as an example of shit tau used to do, moreso. also ignore the internet saying it let you shoot units then get cover on their turn, NFI where that came fromyeah my old strat was max crisis suits and just play reverse wack a mole, or skimmer spam. focus down space marine units with, say, double missile longer ranged ones, and sweep in with flamer/plas for short range fellas.if you ever get a chance to play 3rd/4th/5th again i hope you take your years of gaming with you and get a fresh perspective on them. they were genuinely so engaging back then
>>97154216>Now there are two of them!
I'm still waiting for a scouring book pdf download
>>97154207We didn't beg him to use a trip we told him to leave>>97154215All we've wanted you to do is leave this entire fucking time, you suck and do nothing but make this board worse
To think this all started because someone triggered another person by putting a Ukrainian decal on their model.
>>97154232Why don't you ever ask the schizo to leave? Curious..
>>97154256Because there isn't one, multiple people are telling you to fuck off but your ego won't allow you to accept it.
>>97154269Because you're sick in the head, I'm not doing anything, I barely post my models anymore because of your vile hatred towards me and other modelers. Go bother someone else for once!
I want Decalanon to stay so all of you can keep seething
>>97154224It’s true assaulting vehicles which had moved fast was very hard to do in 4th and 5th.>you shoot units then get cover on their turn, NFI where that came fromCould it have been from the rules for shooting through intervening model? Maybe allies (I.e. the devilfish) didn’t count?My mates and I actually play a 4th5th6th homebrew so it’s not far off. I do love my tau still, they were my childhood army. I think one of the reasons they felt so good to play in 6th ed, and keep in mind I don’t own and have never played with a riptide (we banned them along with wraithknifhts and flyers) had a lot to do with the rules for wound allocation. In 6th Ed wounds had to come from the front, which made mid-to-close range up in your grill shooting, a fun but also viable strat. Cause you could actually kill the enemy far enough out to make them not be able to insta charge you. My favorite list was mobilized fire warriors and skyray. I only used crisis suits and suicide fusion + TL fusion to deep strike and nuke tanks.
>>97154256Idk who you think you're fooling with this shit but you'll be gone soon so we won't have to deal with it anymore either way
>>97154254No fucking way really?
I PMed a mod that wasn't "away" in IRC if they can do anything. I guess we just wait for now.
>>97154300I don’t know who you think you are fooling with this shit but you’ll be gone soon so we won’t have to deal with it anymore either way.
where i come from we just hide the autismos posts and pretend he doesn't exist and then he just leaves on his own
>>97154320As in you can do it automatically somehow? There are like 11 posts in a fucking row of this incessant shitflinging.
>>97154314Mod said to continue to use the report system. Guess Decalfag stays.
>>97154280>no, no I can't be the one that sucks... it MUST be ONE PERSON that's constatly stalking me all over the internet 24/7 without sleep, breaks or having to go to work
>>97154320That system doesn't work when you turn the trip off every other post when since you didn't get as much attention as you hoped
>>97154309Yeah it was like some Azov Regiment decal and those are the Nazi guys which really set him off, and they’ve been at it ever since.
>>97152811I'm black and I think that looks awesome
real motherfucking nomodels hours
>>97154355Nomodels is already overused but it's especially worthless when you don't post something yourself
>>97154339Because I am the one being bullied you dipshit.
>>97154364He didn't even look, dumbass.
>>97154339I find that hard to believe
>>97154372WHat do you mean?
>>97154314>>97154339>>97154348>>97154372lol get fucked you crybaby faggot beta male. this ain’t your safe space. try reddit
>>97154380>>97154391Man you're really a victim of bullying huh
>>97154380It means he didn't look into the issue. He didn't look at the thread.
>this is what nomodels does to a nigga
>>97154355I need glue and some more paint :<
>>97154355Not painted yet but I’m still super proud of these two. I had repose the arm into 4 joints (bicep, elbo, forearm, wrist) on that grenade launcher dude. Similar treatment for the other guy, I’m super happy with his over the top henchmen/action pose. Probly spent 3 hours per dude including all the gap filling needed with these dudes.
>>97154395The mod or the anon?
>>97154294yeah i getcha, 6th for that strat was awesome I agree. def when Tau felt like they could go on the "offensive" the most too. roll up on a unit and just unload into them knowing they'll kill all the closest models this way and be safe. the golden era hahathat homebrew sounds sick, you got a pdf or anything? I'd love to have a read, throw it up here if you can
>>97154399Awesome models brother
>>97154391I'd recommend you do the same but you've been banned there too many times. Funny how you harp on us about a safe space when you can't handle even the slightest bit of criticism or negativity without losing your mind
>>97154399Nice
>>97154399I doubt we will since we have the aquilons now but I'd love an elysian kill team
>>97154421I hope the mods reveal to you how many times you call randos here "Decalfag". You're as dumb as a turkey.
>>97154401The mod
>>97154456can you reveal your HIV status to us
>>97154481You're not funny
Welcome to /tg/
>>97154402Yeh it was fun. 6th ed also just has special memories for me cause it was my college years, playing tons of games with my close friends having a good time. Sure here is the latest stuff for the homebrew I play. Can’t post pdf straight to tg anymore sadly.https://gofile.io/d/9IqlEf
>>97154481He's more of a monkeypox guy
>>97152808model
>>97154524Would that I could go inside your plane
>>97154524How heavy is it
>>97154524tamiya panel line my beloved
>>97154415>>97154428Thanks anons>>97154446Yeh it would be cool. But desu I bet they’d mess them up. Gw doesn’t have the best track record in their resin-to-plastic rereleases.>>97154524That’s cool anon, is that a conversion?
>>97154567I’m suddenly reminded of all the people having complaints about the 30k Mechanicum resin-to-model transitions recently.
>>97154524Kino
>>97154492That's mainly picking up his trip from his posts
>>97154524Beastly model, well done king.
>>97154592And don’t forget the DKoK. Lots of people were miffed about the tweaking done there.
>>97154592And the plastic felblade
>>97154666>>97154734In retrospect this is actually bothering me. Was a 1:1 transfer really too much to ask?
I'll say what we all think.The Crimson Fists should be poster boys again.
Why did my weaters get nerfed bros :(
>>97154797a successor chapter? ew
>>97154806Because they saw that they were almost beating out death guard for games played in the last 3 months and James didn't want their golden baby getting dethroned
>>97154797Why was he on his knees?
>>97154813Ultramarines are a successor chapter
>>97154827He was running through knee deep mud
>>97154797we should get multiple POVs from different chapters instead of everything being about the Ultramarines and Chaos
I FUCKING LOVE SOFTCORE PORN
>>97154797I actually adore these guys but their animation was total dogshit. GW please give them a better one.
>>97154797Meh, I think it should be the blood angels or Imperial Fist personally
Why do women love Tyranids so much?
Trans women arent women
>>97154881>boyfriends get into warhammer>they start with the stater boxes>someone has to take the other half
>>97154797As long as they lean into the mexican shtick. Have them all be called juan or gonzales and give them relic sombreros, ponchos and guitars.
>>97154892You’re gonna love it
>>97154876>Imperial Fist personallyMy brother
>>97154797I think Raptors could bring in the CoD audience
>>97154881Cute animals
>>97154919>RaptorsRap...who?
>>97154797Why not just have different chapters for different models? Like an Iron Hands Astraeus, Dark Angels Repulsor, Blood Angel's Assault Intercessors, etc.
>>97154922I'm convinced these people don't support themselves financially.
>>97154797successors should have a bigger push in 40k properheresy already exists to give attention to founding chapters all the attention they need500 worlds could be used give attention to the Shield Chapters of Ultramar but I doubt we'll see much of them
>>97154982Heresy fluff is more popular and people want a tie to the long war
What chapter should I paint over Christmas, anons? I’ve been back and forth on this while waiting for my box to arrive. I’ve been very tempted by Howling Griffons but I know the trickier scheme might have demotivate me halfway through. I did think about their black scheme variant (where just the shoulders are quartered) but I just didn’t think it’d look that great on a full army.
>>97155009Ultramarines. Or, if you're really daring, iron warriors or crimson fists.
>>97155009Make your own scheme like a chad
>>97155009Storm Wardens?They're essentially Scotsmen vs Enslavers and other more eldritch stuff.So if you want you can do all the tabards in plaid to up your self-imposed difficulty level.
>>97155009i was thinking about trying out this for my battlebox
>>97152371Why are you so not smart and dumb?
>>97155009Crimson fists.you can't fail
>>97155155Those are Storm Wardens by another name!
>>97154893Spanish =/= Mexican
>>97155009>but I know the trickier scheme might have demotivate me halfway through.go through nigga.
>>97155176Mexican=anything that speaks Spanish
whats the best way to get the most bang for your buck selling off a 40k army?i've got one thats a decent size that im not really thrilled with anymore, and i want to start a new one
>>97155231Sell individual units 12 units you want to sell for 50eaIf you try to get someone to drop 600 on them all, it's a much smaller pool than those who don't mind dropping 50
>put like $500 worth of GW product on amazon wishlist at the beginning of december>check wishlist>only 2 things still on itHoly shit
>>97155176I can't tell the difference between most Asian, European, and American countries. I usually mistake Britain for Japan because of how identical they are.
>>97155211Almost, mexican = anything that speaks Spanish and doesnt look Spanish.
>>97155257I'm sure there's a racist joke I could make here but I am too far gone to make it
>>97154734Oh what happened to the fell blade? The sicaran plastic is really good.
>>97155282rivet counting spergs happened it's a great model
>>97155271As if I know what a Spanish looks like>>97155257I suppose if all you've seen are huts then anything made from something besides sheet metal and wood could be confusing
>>97155282Wrong doors.
>>97154567>is that a conversion?Nta but it's the forgeworld custodes plane
>>97155282Wrong doorsGuns clipping into each other
>>97155291>fellbladeOk I looked it over and many of the the smaller elements did change, so I can see how you might be irritated if you already have a resin one and wanted them to match. I personally like how they codified the design keys with the rest of the HH minis.
Did someone say Fellblade?
>>97154493absolute legend. I'll give it a read
>>97155231Don't expect to make a profit unless you're a fantastic painter that painted an actual faction scheme. If it's a custom scheme you're only gonna sell it if it's a bargain compared to buying a new kit
>You just walked into some dreadful shit.
>>97155231Fully painted army? Is it nice? You could try a multi-listing. This way people can buy them all separate if they want, but also gives the option for someone who wants a matched set to easily see that you have one for sale. Also puts the pressure on because someone might buy a chunk of it if they are not fast enough.
>>97155535what level would the paintjob need to be to actually turn a profit
>>97155531I prefer the real deal
>>97154881Womb coded.
>>97155561Better than average
>>97155561>>97155601And good meta units since tourneyfags are the only people that buy random painted armies
>>97155561spectacular unless it's a commision
>>97155561>>97155535>>97155231Ebay? Big brain move is listing each one for 50 bucks but then the whole army for 550 bucks or whatever (I don't know how many units you have just be like that x50 bucks for each -10%) to give them an ebin discountarino.
>>97155256What does that mean, you're buying way too much stuff or someone bought it for you?
>>97154797>The Crimson Fists should be poster boys again.Crimson Fists should be grateful real SM players (Ultrachads!) are subsidizing their hobby to begin with. Be grateful with what you get, filthy second founding.
>>97155650Ultramarines are a second founding successor dumb little nomodels
>>97155657oh good, a lorepedant is chiming in again
>>97155657Silly Crimson Fisted, they were 3rd founding RT and promoted to 1st in 2e.
>>97155657>Ultramarines are a second founding successorTo whom
>>97155561>to turn a profit?Parade ready.
>>97155681The Alphamarines
Does anyone here even play Ultramarines? Can’t remember seeing anyone post theirs.
Abba Lot went to see Abba Joseph and said to him, ‘Abba, as far as I can, I say my little office, I fast a little, I pray and contemplate, I live in peace and as far as I can, I purify my thoughts. What else can I do?’ Then the old man stood up and stretched his hands towards heaven. His fingers became like ten lamps of fire and he said to him, ‘If you will, you can become all flame.’
>>97155714No thanks
Question: What's the Emperor ever done for me?Answer: What have you ever done for the Emperor?
The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!
They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.
I have been his Sigillite long enough to know that he is aware of how he looks. He so detests this unfortunate aspect: a golden king, idle upon a golden throne. He dislikes seeming to be the very thing he has emphatically opposed. I have always known him to be very deliberate in his presentation. Over the millennia, he has worn many masks, each suitable to the task at hand. His mind, his greatest gift, allows him significant flexibility in such things. He has appeared as male or female, or neither, as child or elder, peasant or king, magician or fool. He has been an entire cartomantic arcana, for the Master of Mankind is also a master of disguise. He has performed all of these roles well, with delicacy. He has been humble when humility was needed, gentle when softness was the best device, sly, amiable, reassuring, commanding, caring. He has been terrible when terror was the only recourse, and sometimes meek in order to inherit the Earth. He has been whomever and whatever it has been necessary to be. No one has ever seen his true face, or learned his true name.
>>97155705I think Matt Ward lurks here and he's the only one that counts
>>97155773>>97155752>>97155724>>97155720>>97155714Gayest shit ever
>>97155705Ultranon and that guy with the tan base rims. You really do have a goldfish memory
>>97154797I swear in the lore crimson fists were very rigid and against change, and i could of sworn they refused primarius marines.
>>97155792t. trenchcrusader player
>>97155438Thanks, hope you like it!
>>97155805I don’t remember them, my bad.
>>97155646People got it for me
>>97155816>could ofbe gone, commoner
>>97155853Do you feel ashamed sending someone a list of toys you want for christmas as an adult
>>97155866No, I'm unemployed so I deserve nice things someitmes.
>>97155868based based basedbased based basedbased based based
>>97155864you like primaris marines?
>>97155816Nope, pure headcanon you've invented secondary-kun
>>97155868Glad someone made you happy for the holidays. >>97155805I just remembered Ultranon….derp
I got 2x pic related. What next should I buy (after I paint both boxes)? I was thinking Malys, Lelith and a Combat Patrol.
>>97155898>buying two huge boxes with no planThe classic mistake, this army will never be finished
>>97155646That fucker probably has a family who buys him things. Must be nice to have family and friends.
>>97155898you will definitely need some raiders. those are like the backbone of the whole dark eldar armyif you can still find the old combat patrol anywhere that had 2 of them, otherwise you might just have to buy em raw with no deal box, but as far as i've ever seen dark eldar played, they always run at least 2 raiders minimum, im not even sure the army really functions without them
Picked up a Kroot Hound pack.Thinking I'll paint the first one's flesh Kabalite Green and the beak/frills a Hashut Copper.
I'm building reivers with bolt carbines instead of knives and no one can stop me.
>>97155898Hell yeah homie, I got my hands on the Tau Farsight bundle :) very happy I managed to get my mits on it. I had to go to 4 different stores to get my hands on it, did you just buy from GW or were you an LGS chad
>>97155898>>97155898>2xWhy do you guys drop hundreds of bucks when you're not even sure you'll like it. Also>combat patrolDO you mean the old one? The new combat patrol is Deldar, obviously, but it's literally all haemonculi stuff.
>>97152764Any army can be Alpha Legion if you try hard enough.
>>97155968nta but as a 20 year warhammer enjoyer, i like buying whole armies at once because then you get all of the kits to work with simultaneously which is amazing for kitbashing, bit swapping and conversions. if you buy your kits one at a time, you wont have the benefit of all the extra bits until you get to the last few units, but if you start with a large selection you can mix and match parts from a large swath of the range all at once. obviously this is more beneficial to some armies over others (necrons for example dont really have much you can do in the way of conversion or customization) but others can get a lot of benefit out of it (GSC, LoV, CSM, anything with lots of weapon choices and head swaps)
>>97155986Let's see one of these armies
>>97155986You heard him >>97155988
>>97155968>Why do you guys drop hundreds of bucks when you're not even sure you'll like it. some people make good money, and a few hundred dollars on toys are meaningless to them. It just is what it is. My best friend has a work from home programing job in my country's government, and he drops thousands a month on magic cards and warhammer.
>>97155933Both had a great Christmas discount so it was no brainer to take two if I wanted a Drukhari army. Especially since two boxes are almost a full army (1500 pts). So add some transports or Talos and Mandrakes or whatever and I have 2000 pts.>>97155945Yeah I saw that CP but it's probably too late. I'll check some stores this weekend in person. Maybe I'll get lucky. I saw some list spamming Venoms so I thought I'd go for that for now.>>97155961>Tau FarsightYeah that's a nice one. It sold like hot cakes where I live. You can still get some of the others but Tau goes really fast. I got mine in a LGS as well.>>97155968>Why do you guys drop hundreds of bucks when you're not even sure you'll like it. I know I'll like it. Worst case you can just resell or something. Buying Warhammer is like buying Lego. I wouldnt buy normal sets or Combat Patrols like that but discounted Battleforces? Hell yeah.
>>97152963Isn't that guy on the bottom literally a CSM jetpack lord?
>>97156008People who make good money don't post about how they make good money online to justify spending 500 bucks on an army you don't even know you'll like.
>>97155988Sure. It's not the best picture. But like one of the things I did was use the left over metamorph arms from my acolyte hybrid kits on my jackal bikers for a "power weapon" conversion
>>97155561Have you seen the quality Gunpla people do when they do 40k?https://x.com/senasukeke
>>97156023No one is saying that here.
>>97156012>So add some transports or Talos and Mandrakes or whatever and I have 2000 pts.No retard you're not listening. It's not "hmmm now I'm have 2000 points almost a full army". You literally need the raiders/ravagers or the army is not full and doesn't work at all because it's too fucking slow without the transports and too spongy and will fucking die instantly. How did you buy two whole boxes and not realize this beforehand?
>>97156032This literally just makes him look lke a brazilian drag queen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meW7gONv0Wg
>>97156034I said I'll need some transports. What the fuck are you on about? Also just for you. You don't even need raiders or ravagers.
>>97156031>army which has the most modular rules for adding in extra stuff>no brood brothers, no guard tanks, no tyranid monsters and especially no purestrain genestealersSo much for "buying all the models".
>>97156023Yeah you are correct, all the >I MAKE 6 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR AND I HAVE TRAD WIFE AND KIIDS AND AM 6'3 AND IM ARYAN AS FUCK AND I HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH MENposts are fake and gay, but autistic nerds can make good money in programing and other niche skills. I don't make good money i work in healthcare :(
>>97156044Your name isn't martyn cooper so you need some harlequins, mr. autismo.
>>97156049nta but I accept your concession, loserfaggots like you are the reason why there is no point posting anything here
>>97156053>IM ARYAN AS FUCK AND I HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH MENBut that's normal for those people.
>>97156053>programmingI wasn't going to call attention to it but now that you've posted again I'll have to point out that large numbers of 'grammers have been getting laid off since 2022 in favor of AI and outsourcing to india so anyone posting the tired>I got a job doing 2 hours of coding a week to make 200kIs also full of shitAnd since no one ever posts something current like>I'm a semiconductor engineer for TSMC making 250k a yearI'm going to also deduct points for lacking creativity.
>>97156023>500 bucks on an army you don't even know you'll like500$ is literally nothing, if I don't like an army I got I can always throw it into the trash or give it away
>>97156061>brags about owning ALL the models>literally and unironically does not own any genestealers in his genestealer cultCall it your next project, dorkus.
>>97156032That's technically impressive but looks horrible
>>97156049i've got purestrains they just arent in that picture. i was waiting to get my hands on the refreshed kit. i've got like 2500pts of tyranids too but you'll just have to dudetrustme on that one cause i dont have a photo of them. my warhammer stuffs all in storage at the momentas for the brood brothers, they didnt really fit the dune vibe i was going for. if i could find a way to shoehorn in some admech ornithopters i might, but i dont think there's a way to do that
Tell me about Slaanesh body changers
>>97156079He didn't brag. He just said what he likes to do.You sound poor and jealous seething at everyone like that.
>>97156084>no tits>no giant throbbing cock>no auto drug injectors >no BDSM gearwhat's even the point in living
>>97156041Fitting for FAGnus the red then
Funny idea, a Centurion equivalent for Dreadnoughts, like you put a dreadnought inside a slightly bigger dreadnought exosuit
>>97156084You mean Genestealer body changers?
>>97156072>I'm going to also deduct points for lacking creativity.did the part about unprotected sex with guys and 6 million dollars at least make you smile?
>>97156079>>97156083I dont have any pictures of them painted but I guess I did snap a wip of a few when I was repairing and cleaning up my old hive tyrant
>>97156083Okay I believe you.
>>97156031Damn a nice fat army, good job bro.
>>97156105sounds like GW's next addition in 11th.
>>97156110It was okay.
>>97156105Put me in coach.
>>97156126Everything needs to get Centurion'd. Imagine a Super Nemesis Dreadknight that's a Baby Carrier for the Baby carrier.
>>97156044I was going to ask of you could substitute the raiders for venoms
>>97156125thanks, i need to get them on the table more, i've only had maybe 2 or 3 games of 10th edition so far. im more of a hobbyist than a game player these daysa better photo of my abberant is actually on the fridge collage somewhere if thats still a thing
>>97156101>big tall red wizard person>is gay and a bottom who repeatedly gets penetrated by stronger menEvery time. The Dark Angels and Space Wolves were a red herring for the true homosexual Astartes.
>>97156105What's the biggest dreadnought we've ever seen? If the Emprah or a Primarch was put inside one for shits and giggles, would it be Titan sized?
what army is the gayest army? (Excluding space wolves)
>>97156171W/e you play
>>97156172>W/e you playI play Space Wolves
>>97156172Ma'am, you were already BLACKED twice in this thread alone. your secret homosexual desires are clear for all to see!
>>97156171If >There are no wolves on Fenrisis true then Space Wolves ride other men into combat. At the top of my head, not even Slaanesh do that.
>>97156171Unsure if heterosexual or homosexual applies to fungi people but Orks shed spores more as they fight and as they die. Given how the Imperium usually employs weapons that don't completely destroy spores, or destroy spores at all, you're technically helping Orks reproduce by fighting them. The highs Orks feel during combat is the closest thing to sex to them.
>>97156166The biggest one lore wise is the Custodes Dreadnought. It is a bit bigger than the Redemptor.
>>97156183>>97156180>>97156173You’re like a desperate child devoid of his mothers tit.
>>97156166The Emperor would be the entire Imperial Palace, assuming they didn't find a way to refashion all of Terra into a dreadnought
>>97156200I think Orks are honestly the least gay, Theres no sexual act or attraction or gratification and they would never rape or get horny for a captive of any race, although I think an ork at worst might shove a hand grenade up a captive's ass just to laugh but there would be no sexual component to that. I'm sure if it was a space wolf marine he would get a stiffy while the ork put the grenade up his holy passage, but that's beside the point.
>>97156205I do play Space Wolves which you called gay.
>>97156222In that Mike Brooks novel Orks ponder gender, pronouns and sex. That was turbo gay (and cringe)
>>97156222The inability to get aroused doesn't make you straight it just makes you impotent
>>97156242How does that make me important? I don't get it.
>>97156262On TerraIn the basement There are kidsYou got to save them, I don't care what army you are, no one can stand buy ans let that shit happen, rally the bois or whatever the fuck AND SAVE THOSES KIDS
It's not gay, it's just a brojob.
>>97156171Space Wolves and Blood Angels
We page 8Migr8>>97156175
>>97156171Necrons. Look how many tentacle penises he has.
Sanguinius wearing thigh highs, arm gloves, and a chasity cage
>>97156232Post them dick head
>>97156295>>97156319at first i was like nah no way blood angels are gay but thinking about it properly they're pretty homosexual just the way Sanguinius would talk about his sons and "his favoured sons" in some of the heresy books has got me looking at that nigga in a different light. I would honestly say that Sanguinius has definitely got some femboy breedable submissive thing going on, I don't even wanna know what really happened when he "confronted horus". nigga probably confessed his homosexual feeling and horus caved his twink skull in. And the "black rage", now what's that about dude? If decalfag is anything to go by i don't even wanna know what a "blakced rage" is.
>>97152349now they shoved tzaangor robots... poor thousand sons.
>>97153708>I'm not sure where that comes fromsans undertale
Needed a Callidus real quick so I won't bother calling my resin guy for a while.
>>97155724>pic unrelated
