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Blight Edition

>Bans
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025

>News
The 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:
https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule

>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotation
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>Spoilers
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>Search engines
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>Play online for free
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>What is EDH?
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>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.
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>WotC's War Crimes
https://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)
https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)

>Previously
>>97155764

>TQ
Thoughts on the new Blight keyword?
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>go second
>lose
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>>97162265
>Thoughts on the new Blight keyword?
I don't think it promotes much gameplay, as it is a mechanic where in almost every circumstance the "Right" body to put the -1/-1 counters on will be pretty obvious. Perhaps something could have been done to make the decision less clear.

That said, I think it is the first genuinely decent mechanic WotC has released in almost a decade. It's clean, simple, I like it.
I wish Blight had been developed at a time when WotC wasn't fanatically devoted to ruining fucking everything and turning their game to absolute shit. I do not trust WotC to take even a decent mechanic and do anything other than shitting out the worst most abominable god awful slop vomit imaginable with it.
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>tq
using blight as a verb sucks
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My response that it "Doesn't promote gameplay" is in the macro sense too. Knowing Blight is present in a format simply doesn't alter how you deploy threats or navigate the game.

If I were to change it, I"d add something like
>"puts a -1/-1 counter on a creature they control with the highest/lowest power/toughness."
So that, even though the on-board decision is still usually obvious, it would have some impact on the macro gameplay of when and how you deploy threats.

Anyways yeah, I think it's a great keyword overall, shockingly simple for how dedicated WotC is to making the most bloated abominations possible these days, but could be better.
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>>97162321
>using blight as a verb sucks
Absolutely agree with this one too.
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>>97162265
>TQ
Meaningless until we see the 2 mana uncommon signpost card that does something stupid with it, like you draw a card any time a creature with counters on it dies.
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>>97162348
And there's the rub.
You simply can not trust WotC to leave a good thing alone.
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reminder that cutter, proft's memory, monstrous rage & this town ain't big enough are all supposed to be standard legal right now alongside stormchaser + boomerange + ancestral recall
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>>97162413
Standard as WotC intended is THE worst format of all time.
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>>97162321
>>97162340
Why? It can be used as a verb.
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>>97162413
Embarrassment of riches type of situation
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>Hurr durr every deck wins by turn 4 in Standard
Show me the turn 4 mono white deck that has ever existed in Standard for the past decade. You literally can’t.
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>>97162609
That Venerated Loxodon deck that went wide and pumed the whole board with a +2/+2
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>>97162609
"boros" aggro won pro tour not that long ago, the only red cards are a handful of sideboard cards.
t1 aspirant
t2 vanguard, 2 damage
t3 marshal, 9 damage
t4 marshal, that's 22 damage
not even a high roll
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forgot pic
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>4 mana creature that slowly controls the board in the year of our lord 2025 when people just want to solitaire and swing for lethal on 3
Yeah Lorwyn is doomed to fail
Lowest power level set in a long time
All the UBs that will be pushed beyond belief
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>>97162321
I for one like old timey words.
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>>97162265
What does her pussy smell like?
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>>97162265
>No horns
I'm gonna say it.
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>>97162712
If JOTC didn’t push UB power level the sets wouldn’t sell as much besides the fandom each set caters to. This way they can claim sales data on singles from the secondary market AND use circlejerkular logic to claim UB is loved at the same time.
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>>97162265
>the elves of lorwyn are beautiful but savage
>nuLorwyn depicts a millennial woman in cosplay
>literally just a slampig
It's all so tiresome.
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>>97162265
>Proliferate
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
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>>97162265
>Thoughts on the new Blight keyword?
It's shit
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>>97162777
Elaborate.
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>>97162265
>TQ
boring they shouldve just brought wither back instead
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>>97162765
Anon you may need to get glasses
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Can they hurry up and ban Amulet Titan like they said they are going to?
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>>97162649
>Healer's Hawk
flying, not a white card
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>>97162789
amulet titan is fine but anyone playing it should be forced to concede if they go to time
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>>97162783
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NOT ON MY WATCH
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>>97162830
Based Loot tormenting fatfags.
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>>97162786
I'm wearing them, that's her crown.
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>>97162830
Improved
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>>97162609
There is no a single fucking white deck that has been competitively viable in the last 15 years.

>>97162649
>Adanto Vanguard
>White
LOL, just fucking LOL.
KYS.
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>Boros Energy which can almost autowin by playing 2 1CMC creatures is splashing blue to play Quantum Riddler, which is now $60
Please... make it stop...
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>>97162649
>history of benalia
>white
next you'll be saying wrath of god is white lol
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>>97162789
2x The Legend of Roku
hahahaha
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>>97162789
the case for amulet isn't about representation is that bad amulet players make people want to kill themselves
I don't think the current build of amulet will survive another 6 months, it's just a matter if they are going to kill it dead by banning amulet or nerf it by removing one of the newer combo pieces
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>>97163006
I don't think Titanfaggots should be able to copy their Titan and attack on turn 3
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>>97162987
it's worse than showdown of the skalds at first but it pays off after a couple of turns
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>>97162312
>go first
>feel bad for my opponent during all three turns of my average standard match
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How we fix this game? Can Lorwyn do a miracle?
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>>97163126
There is no set they could possibly make that will fix this game. They could make the most kino, artistically beautiful, mechanically sound, draft-balanced set ever and it will not save the game because the game is full of retarded degenerate AIDS cards shat directly into every format for like 7 years.
They need to ban basically 40 cards.
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>>97163157
>They need to ban basically 40 cards
name 37 of them
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>>97163165
basic island
mistrise village
gloomlake verge
restless anchorage
uthros, titan godcore
etc. etc.
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>>97163126
Don't be fucking stupid. EDH is the root of all problems, and it's not going anywhere.
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>>97162413
They don't care about 60-card formats. When are you going to understand?
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>>97162649
>>97162646
Don't reply to whiteschizo.
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>>97163126
This is a one-way train, bud.
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>>97163126
The only solution is to explode WOTC's office, find maro's laptop in the rubble, and then email every UB collaborator to fuck off and every current employee to fuck off. This also kills the game but death is preferable to suffering.
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>>97163126
How are you idiots always saying "will x redeem mtg" as if it will just remove all of the garbage that has been injected into the game for the last 6+ years? Even back when the game was still good, sets that warped the game weren't ever "fixed" by the next sets being lower powered
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The time is nigh.

Come back to Premodern, /tg/.
Come back home.
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Invested in bant Airbending before worlds, only had to buy 1 badgermole cub because I'm God's favorite idiot, so I'm kinda locked in.

How should I be playing the izzet lessons match up it seems unwinnable on Arena. I don't have all the paper cards in yet so I can't go to fnm but any insight you all might have would be appreciated
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magic ended with DFCs. a card game is not playable if all the rules text is not visible on the table. i will not elaborate
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New delete button just dropped.
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>>97163722
You don't need to elaborate.
It's a fact. DFCs are an abomination and probably Mark's idea.
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>>97163633
>playing Magic
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>>97163748
Doesn't even work. Opp may not have a creature and it may die to the token. Then again, it won't work simply because blight causes the opponent to put the counter not you.
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>>97163771
>it won't work simply because blight causes the opponent to put the counter not you.
wait a fucking s-

>Blight doesn't work with Hapatra, THE -1/-1 counter support card.
>Blight. the Golgari -1/-1 counter keyword, doesn't work WITH HAPTRA
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRK
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>>97163771
>because blight causes the opponent to put the counter not you.

>all the shills screaming about how updating the wording from "whenever a spell or ability you control does [X]" or "whenever a creature you control attacks/does [X]" to "whenever you [X]" won't change anything important
>years of shills leaping out the woodwork to defend WotC's shit ideas at every fucking turn
>every single fucking one of them
>IN
>FUCKING
>SHAMBLES
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>>97163006
now I get deleted from the format because shitters have decided to play my deck?
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>The Golgari -1/-1 counter keyword doesn't work with Hapatra
This is genuinely a dire fuckup that should have been caught in development.

Noting how it was literally spotted within minutes of the potential interaction being posted, there is no excuse.
Do the designers of MTG even play their own game?
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>>97163808
Think about how much time you've spent with Magic. Think about how much of that love, effort, and willpower has crystalized into loathing. Now imagine someone who has to spend all day steeped in that to pay rent.
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>>97163808
lol oh no [limited set mechanic] doesn't combo with my EDH commander from amonkhet waaaaah waaaah
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>>97163815
>Thinks this is the EDH thread.
Anon, the leather club is two blocks down.
>>97156974
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>>97163815
When you design cards for an archetype, you should at least make the bare minimum attempt that they function with other cards in the archetype.

If Goblin Lackey said
>Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, you may put a white Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield."
this would not be a good design.
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play

premodern
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>>97163851
What are you going to do for me?
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>>97163126
As with any property I once enjoyed, there is no saving it, realistically. It only gets worse from here.
>UB is successful
OY VEY WE BETTER MAKE MORE UB
>UB is not succesful
OY VEY WE NEED MORE UB TO MAKE THE LINE GO UP
>in-universe set is successful
"yes this set was well received but didn't make enough mo- I mean it didn't deliver the experience we here at WotC want. Please preorder Spiderman vs Burger King secret lairs because they have a higher profit margin you stupid goy" -your friend Maro
>in-universe set is unsuccessful
OY VEY WE BETTER MAKE MORE UB
You can't turn the train around. Companies never do this. You can't announce 10 sets a year and then next year realize your playerbase is unhappy and go back to 5. It just doesn't happen. It'll always be more. More UB. More sets. More product. Worse designs. Continue until your retarded company implodes (which is probably sooner rather than later because you have to carry all of Hasbro on your back up a mountain in the snow, and also the mountain gets steeper every quarter)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxCWLWWBC0o
It's up.
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>>97163869
>UB is successful
>OY VEY WE BETTER MAKE MORE UB
>UB is not succesful
>OY VEY WE NEED MORE UB TO MAKE THE LINE GO UP
the line do go up like that, Mr. Stancil
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>>97163633
You can try Wear Down to snipe Monument + Talent, but any deck trying to play mana dorks is in for a rough time.
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>>97163851
Please make a pastebin for this insufferable spam. At least then we won't have people asking the same questions every few days.
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Does this have potential in Stiflenought or is it too cute?
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>>97164020
>Does this have potential
To make me vomit? Yes, all over your UB slop.
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>>97164020
No but that shit's gonna be hilarious with Kambal
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>hooves
feels beyond forced, how jotc of them.

boob anon, do the needful and edit some toes on that hoe.
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>>97164020
>4 mana card
>5/5
>dies to the most common removal spell in the format
>dies to karakas
>universes beyond
yes anon, it's viable you've solved the format
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>>97164173
>you've solved the format
Damn, turns out Sentry was too powerful...
What a shame.
Anyways,

>Legacy
Stifle is banned.
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>Stifle is banned in legacy
y'all niggas don't even play this game
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>>97164215
>doesn't recognize B&R announcement formatting
Newfag detected.
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Yes they use greentext in B&R announcement. We all know that. We also do greentext regularly outside of 4chan because we heard about the website on reddit.
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>Yes they use greentext in B&R announcement. We all know that. We also do greentext regularly outside of 4chan because we heard about the website on reddit.
seethe lmao
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>>97163126
WotC/Hasbro would need to hire real people that aren't obsessed with what kind of genitalia they like or the politics team they support and stop letting retarded market analysts that believe in infinite profits make game design decisions.
Also start banning a lot of shit and upset investorfaggots and scalpertards.
Stop designing with Slopmander as the primary focus; which will fix Commander as well.
Stop pushing for 2cmc aggro.
Emergency bans the moment cancerous shit comes out.
Stop pushing for "quick games" that have to end before t4.
Stop printing non-game cards and 1 card wincons.
Undo the recent battle changes which were only made because brainlets can't wrap their vapor brains around multiple steps.
Print more non-U cards that can counter counterspells.
Stop listening to autistic crossdressers that have no clue about how multiplayer games should be designed (i.e. the majority of this player base since they aren't able to conceptualize anything beyond their own needs and wants and the decline in quality and commander focus is exactly because wotc panders to these abominations)
UB can stay as an exclusive set, once a year, which will leave time to design it properly.
Cut on the insane auto synergies every new cards have nowadays where they ETB and trigger their own 5 other effects.

Basically, you would need an high IQ individual like me to fix the game.
And given how normies and the cattle usually responds because they feel intellectually threatened by anyone above them, you will never, ever get a good game; just a gambling simulator where you hearthstone each other to death and then flails your arms in the air and post on reddit how epic you are at card games because you played the heckin' epic i-win card and you won, since doing drugs and OD'ing isn't cool anymore.
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>>97163777
>>97163792
Niggas just wait for a card that Blights yourself as a "drawback"
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>>97164281
>U
>Instant
>You draw three cards and blight 3

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
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>U
>Instant
>Look at the top 3 cards of your deck. You may put any amount into your hand and shuffle the rest into your deck. For each card put into your hand this way, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control or a poison counter on yourself.
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>>97163126
>How we fix this game?
Revert every change made to the game after 10th ED.
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>>97163777
>>97163792
You gay boys are crying that we don't get the cancerous looping trigger soup? Get your head on straight son, this is a good thing
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>>97162722
smells like blight.
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>>97163777
hapatra was never a good or fun card.
>when this shitty 2/2 gets damage in you get to weaken one of the creatures that wasn't able to block it and wasn't a threat to your 2/2
>uhh also if you [do thing] you get snakes or something
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>>97164394
It's like if Fallen Empires had even more text for even less fun
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>>97164173
>/tg/ still uses "dies to removal" as an argument unironically
i don't know what i expected
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>>97164415
It's still a good argument.
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>>97164419
when has it ever been a good argument? every single one of the most played creatures in the format are hit by plow, that doesn't stop any of them from seeing play.
removal removes, that's what it does. might as well say "gets countered by fow, it's unplayable"
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Are you part of WotC's new audience?
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>>97164435
No, because i am quite versed in the act of reading and comprehending the written language.
I didn't even finish high school.
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>about to spend my $300 of store credit
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>>97164435
>Search your library, and/or graveyard for one singular ally card, redeem it, and place it into your hand, which both you and your opponent may see it. Only do of the needful redeeming one time. If redeemed, do the needful shuffling of the library at this time.
Much clearer
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>>97164428
this card does less than nothing because you have to put two cards into it to support the given 'plan' and its 4 mana. when you put two cards into a dreadnought you're paying at most 3 mana for a 12/12 with trample that can win the game in two turns
it has no immediate board impact
its too slow to be threatening
when you put a dreadnought into play you protect it with countermagic that you can hardcast because you didn't spend 4 or more mana getting a 5/5 flyer into play
there is no reason to play this over nulldrifter or uro as a secondary threat with a drawback
even my eater of days shitbrew is better than this
but please, if you want to waste your money on garbage that doesn't belong in a fantasy trading card game, be my guest, i will just laugh as i beat you to death with an elvish spirit guide
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>>97164459
who said anything about money
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I just can't accept that Atraxa is something worth cheating out.
It's a slow clock without any protection that draws like 2-3 cards if you don't count a fucking land.
Kozilek is unplayable and he at least kills in 2 turns instead of 3.
Griselbrand draws more cards in 1 activation than Atraxa possibly can in any deck that plays her.
And yes she literally just dies to removal. Compare it to how unstopable Emrakulor Proganitus is.
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>>97164490
Griselbrand has been worse Atraxa since they printed Bowmaster. Some decks will play both because they foster different wincons, but if you know opp has Bowmaster you play Atraxa since it is safer.
That's all there is to it.
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>>97164494
So it's jsut Univers Beyond making the game retarded? Makes sens
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>>97164490
Atraxa draws you a bunch of cards without costing any life and she has more abilities than Griselbrand. Vigilance is extremely relevant and even her deathtouch matters more often than you might think, since she can trade with anything.
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>>97164490
>evasive 7/7 lifelink creature that digs 10 deep to draw 3-4 cards somehow isn't worth cheating out
Damn
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>>97164490
Atraxa is a +3 at minimum
>but dies to removal
don't matter, all you need is the etb and you can keep reanimating her because you replenish your resources
Even better if you run something that gives creatures haste

Most players just scoop when she gets out because she can't be outtempo'ed
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>>97164490
Is this guy good
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>>97164490
Atraxa doesn't cost life, will dig 10 cards deep for 3/4 cards, and is an immensely powerful body that shoots aggro dead.
Reanimator has transitioned into using reanimation as a devastating tempo swing instead of an instawin because it's less risky that way.
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>>97164520
That's just a 7/7 with Hexproof, they print those at uncommon
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>>97164520
She's good if you're ahead, but if opp has a developed board then you want a lifelinker out. Sideboard.
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>>97164520
are there even any formats with mono colour decks left?
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>>97164520
There are better reanimate/cheat targets

>But anon I'll hard cast it
lol, lmao even.
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>>97162413
>he already forgot about the worst of the bunch, HH
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>locks the opponent from a color
>can't even cast multi colored spells
i really don't know why you guys have to be baiting all the time
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>>97164685
It's not bait. Iona is a good card and ages past she used to be a common reanimator target, but she has been surpassed a long time ago.
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>>97164490
doesn't matter how few cards you draw when you get to dig for the best one from all those. the same reason consult the star charts and stocks up are so playable
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>>97164685
It does its job. Note that many multicolored decks do not run a lot of multicolored spells, so you are often hosing only half their decks. A good chunk of eternal is also artifact/eldrazi and Iona does nothing against them.
Now consider if they already have a bunch of creatures on board, would your rather put down a 7/7 lifelink that draws cards so you can freecast your pitch evokers or do you play Iona?
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>banned in the powercreep format
stopping your opponent from playing the game is always good
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>>97164685
Best removal and best creatures usually aren't in the same colour, so you either let it die or get beaten up
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>>97164720
Commander isn't magic. It is not designed to be competitive. A card like Iona is banned in commander because it feeds into the issue that Commander rules already are heavily biased toward multicolor slopfests.
A harmless card like Rhystic Study is overpowered in Commander. That tells you enough that it's not a real format.
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>>97164720
no no slowing game down bad actually. only kill on sight snowball value creatures. the powercreep design means who can solitaire fastest
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>>97164720
>>97164735
It's there to stop you from cyber bullying a guy irl
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if you can set it up to cheat out Iona and make copies of her, you can practically win on the spot
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>>97164742
only advance own gameplan without hindering others
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>>97164749
You still get graped by Eldrazi
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>>97164776
Maybe that's my fucking fetish?
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>>97164749
I can play two or more colors retard. What are you going to do about the other ones it doesn't lock down?
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In lore, why does every growth spell increas power AND thoughness, but shrink spells generally only change power?
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>>97164855
Blue for the most part aren't supposed to be able to nuke a creature out of existence. They can move a creature back to opp's hand or library.
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>>97164020
Should have been a DFC
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>>97164855
because they don't care enough to change the rules in such a way that would make a card like this less wordy
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>>97164818
In response:
I already locked down the color you need.
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>>97164720
*Points to vocaroo in OP*
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>>97164595
>Reanimator has transitioned into using reanimation as a devastating tempo swing instead of an instawin
Gay
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>>97164917
*plays an assload of artifacts and eldrazi*
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>>97162265
Lorwyn just looks like Eldraine now. Fuck this.
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>>97164936
*kisses you on the mouth*

what now, shitter?
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>>97162265
Morcant going into my Elf Tribal Commander as one of the 99, and could see a few Blight cards also get thrown in, but need to see more before I will say anything but do like the idea.
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>>97164990
bro
bro that's gay
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>>97164855

because it shouldnt be removal
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>>97165043
I'm not gay tho
It's a legit strat you fucking timmy
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>>97165055
That's what a gayboy would say.
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>>97165103
I have no issues with men if they're cute and look like women
don't mean i'm gay
Just sexually unrestricted
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>>97165117
that's gayer than being an edh player.
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>>97165121
Look man, i don't care about your repressed homosexuality
You cute or not?
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Magic: the Gathering
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>>97165136
peaked with invasion block
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>Mgaygic; the gayening
What? It's approved by WotC
might as well enjoy myself
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>>97165136
... is gayer than gay sex
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>go to a LGS to pick up cute men and play some cards
>it's all fat nerds and even fatter crossdressers
>they all play cummander
yeah imma sue wotc for false advertising
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So we went through two obscenely unnecessary Standard ban cycles to have *checks notes* Izzet Spellslinger again be the best deck at 7/8 Top8 decks at Worlds FOR THE THIRD FUCKING META ROTATION. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT WIZARDS?! Oh right, line must go up and 60 card competitive players who are invested in Standard are one of the most loyal paypiggie subgroups. Paypiggie, paypiggie, I banned your Cutter, paypiggie, paypiggie, I banned your Vivi, paypiggie, paypiggie, I banned your Gran Gran and Ancestral Recall (coming to you in August of 2026).

FUCK IT, I AM DONE WITH nuSTANDARD and, Hopeless Nightmare did nothing wrong.
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>>97165204
>I AM DONE WITH nuSTANDARD
you weren't done after oko? because I was
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>>97165160
>go to a LGS to pick up cute men
>fat nerds and even fatter crossdressers
you'd be surprised about which group is more likely to rape you
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>>97165215
>rape out of nowhere
holy reddit story, tell us sister!!!
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>>97165213
>oko
>Target artifact or creature you control loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3.
in my mind it was real
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>>97164119
I hate this art so much.
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>>97165215
But anon... i'm the one who rapes.
Except i wouldn't want to touch any of those groups with a 100ft wifi connection.
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>>97163126
Turn it full competitive with exclusive compbvll support.
Dogshit players should get economically punished for being bad too.
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>>97165215
if you're a cute grill (biological); i'll rape you.. romanticately tho
then we can play your favorite format like commander
i play a dimir mill deck with infinite extra turns
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Your time machine worked, and you travel back in time to three weeks before The Walking Dead Secret Lair drops. How do you save the game?
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>>97165297
I would just buy out the SL and resell iit for a 1000% markup

you know, i think scalpers had the best idea regarding this game
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>>97165227
>you control
Should be you don't control. He's supposed to curse others, not make and army of food elk. This way he doesn't protect himself directly, so his retardedly huge loyalty for 3 mana makes sens
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>>97164871
Nothing should be a DFC actually because it is godawful design. I have no idea why players like them at all. They must be arena only.
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>>97164435
No. Because I've never played a game of EDH in my life.
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>>97165297
I bring pngs of every single UB card with me and anonymously leak them online without any explanation.
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>>97165204
I miss being able to play it in my ""fair"" deck
yeah I get the dimir shit was overpowered but c'mon
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>>97165297
I dress up as the guy with the club and visit Maro's house and knock a few of his teeth out. Then I redo this with every new UB product. Yes, I will dress up as Twilight Sparkle.
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>>97165297
would buy duals instead
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Where were you when they saved MTG?
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>>97165297
I make sure to destroy Hasbro
I make sure to keep MaRo away from any card game
I make sure to keep blocks on going
I make sure to keep Secret Lairs as the only contact with external IPs
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>>97165674
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>>97165674
i’m conflicted here… i look at those half hooves and i think “eww”, then i see at those tits and that body and i think “mmm”
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>>97165302
I don't think that would change the timeline since WoTC would still get money and probably see it as a massive financial success.
>>97165477
This probably wouldn't do it either because people would just say the pngs are doctored or part of some postironic social experiment.
>>97165567
You'd probably get arrested after the first visit. But it might change things if you scare him enough.
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>>97165477
Why would you do their marketing for them?
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>>97165674
The foot just ruins the picture for me. It's very obvious that the artist just drew a normal human foot, someone at wotc caught the mistake and instructed them to fix it, but the artist couldn't actually draw properly hoofed feet on a normal human leg so they just gave up and did whatever the fuck anatomical abomination that is.
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>>97165674
MTG has a faster turnaround and they were able to uncuck it
sadly other WOTC projects have been in development too long and are doomed
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>>97165674
How come they got the look of lorwyn elves right as recently as foundations and then they churn out this abomination?
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If pic related didn’t make people quit i doubt anything could… Showing UB to people will have 0 effect.
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>TQ
My Hare apparent deck falls lower in the meta. Now have to deal with disease wiping out my pure breed rabbits. I used to be able to get turn 4 ghaltas when ixalon was in standard.
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>>97165791
>as recently as foundations
This art is 7 years old.
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>>97165729
>implying it's just not AI art and then an artist edited over the feet
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>>97165861
Oh wow, you're right. Excuse my retardation.
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>>97165883
This looks exactly like what everyone is complaining about.
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>>97165917
whoops
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>>97165791

the dwynen's elite days were good. if that were g instead of 1g, it still wouldn't see play.
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>>97165709
>they're not rocks Marie
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>>97165917
Your mistake was thinking that anons have valid complaints instead of just making up shit to bitch about.
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>>97165823
You don't understand the type of austic that plays EDH. They see cartoon characters as real, and every time they branch out of their core story. We get one step closer to the dimensional merge.
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>>97162771
Brother i am dying of thirst right now ill take what i can get
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>>97162265
>OH NO INFECT IS TOO SCARY WE HAVE TO TAKE IT AWAY AND SPLIT IT UP INTO TOXIC AND WITHER AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER LET PHYREXIAN CARDS USE IT AGAIN
>oh here Elf decks have infect without the poison counters AND proliferate
>oh here random viking guy have one of the best poison counter abilities in the game
>oh also no phyrexians get Wither kay byeeeeeee

What a fucking load of shit.
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Will my girl finally get a chance to shine in nuLorwyn?
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>>97164255
>Print more non-U cards that can counter counterspells.
Blue has the most historically weak counterspells in its history. Creatures are more in need of being countered than ever. This game will never become good again as pong as players can't agree on what it is supposed to be.
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Ok, I lied - I was motivated to do a booba edit once I saw Morcant. Loot be damned.
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>>97166147
And if you aren't into hooves, a bonus...
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fuck you i'm into hooves
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>>97165204
>Izzet Spellslinger again be the best deck at 7/8 Top8 decks at Worlds FOR THE THIRD FUCKING META ROTATION. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT WIZARDS?!
Wow. Almost as if I’ve been completely justified every year and actual powerful white cards would finally fix this. But yeah everybody keep saying “schizo” and mindlessly complain while throwing your hands up in the air going “aw shucks, taint nothin we can do we’ve tried everything”
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>>97166105
Wither predates infect retard
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>>97166138
Reading the post explains the post.
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>>97166162
Every time you get called schizo it's these things:
>you're spot on
>it's someone trying to get you to stop making people aware
Yeah, cori steel cutter was a weak card
same as vivi who nobody would have played because it was too slow
we all have seen how that turned out
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>>97166154
I can fap to this
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>>97166105
Toxic is such an awful mechanic. The only cool interaction it has is specifically with trample and nothing else
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>>97166154
>not keeping the original chest ornament
fucking ruined

also left tit too small
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>>97164595
>Reanimator has transitioned into using reanimation as a devastating tempo swing instead of an instawin because it's less risky that way.
Lame as fuck. Reanimator should have the effect of feeling like your opponent failed to disarm a nuclear bomb. If it's just tempo then it's gay.
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>>97162265
there better not be ANY black elves in lorwyn, i am SERIouS!!
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>>97162265
We will finally have a set free of +1/+1 counters, what a sliver lining.
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>>97166242
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>>97165917
How's that? The faces are correct.
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>>97166281
They just broke that rule, so it's no guarantee. Blight being a named mechanic does make it seem more likely, though.
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>>97165843
Ixalan is in standard though?
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>>97166191
Non U counterspells shouldn't exist. Blue should be balanced via weaker creatures that rely on tempo plays to survive. 1 mana planeswalkers like tamiyo are the problem. No other color should have stack or topdeck manipulation. Actually its crazy that ANY color gets scry outside blue.
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>>97166230
>skrelv's hive
>infested fleshcutter
>mirrex
>mondrak
>annointed procession
>veil of assimilation
>elesh norn mother of monsters

So every turn I make 4 colorless 1/1 phyrexian mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "this creature cannot block"
Veil of assimilation says whenever an artifact enters, give a creature 1/1 and vigilance until end of turn
Elesh Norn, MoM says any ability that would trigger when a creature you control enters triggers twice (and enemy creatures entering do not cause abilities to trigger, take that landfall stackers)
so for every Mite I make, I get to designate 2 1/1+Vigilance tokens until end of turn
+4 mites
and then I throw Basilica Shepard down and get 8 more mites

Most people on Arena concede purely because they're sick of waiting for me to finish handing out tokens after making another 12 mites.
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>We have furry scum here
That explains a lot.
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>>97166337
Nothing you describe has anythign to do with toxic, you're just deacribing token doubling.

And vigilance on creatures that can't block is pointless as shit
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>>97166230
Toxic is specifically meant to not interact with combat tricks, which was what made infect stupid. This thread already shits themselves over prowess and mice, could you imagine the whining if infect returned?
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>>97166236
I don't feel you on the chestplate since I love a good show of cleavage but yeah you are right about the left breast. My wife was complaining about it, too.
Fixed.

Anyway, thats enough booba spam for now.
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>>97166315
counterspells are bad game design
if U gets access to it, even though it has stack manipulation, draw and other types of field control, there is no reason why non-U counterspells shouldn't be reprinted or new ones redesigned/released

If other colors shouldn't get access to counterspells, it further proves they are a design mistake and shouldn't have been introduced in the game at all
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>>97166392
>counterspells are bad game design
Thanks for confirming you're bad at magic and don't like the game. You're the perfect consumer for FIRE design.
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>>97166389
I wanted the chest piece to slightly squeeze the titties.
Just cleavage is cool, but eh, kinda bland.
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>>97166378
It doesn't interact with almost anything, it's mindlessly boring. I know that was the point, but just because they wanted to make a dull keyword doesn't make it good.
Why couldn't they keep the -1/-1 counter thing to at least have something less parasitic going on?
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>>97166408
>no arguments
>wants to counterspell a post
Counterspells are for low iq chimps like you that fold at the slightest intellectual challenge i.e. they are uninteractive proto-FIRE design.

I accept your concession. Stop replying to me, you lost.
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>>97166242
There already are. NuLorwyn elves are cosplay millennials and they come in all the shapes and colors of a Modern City.
Pay close attention to pic rel. Aside from the normal guy in a costume that is the central figure, we have at least 2 Black elves, at least 2 Asian elves, a pair of tokenized white elves, and also one (1) fat elf. A perfectly balanced representation, as required by the Diversity Czar.

They "solved" the "relatability issue" by making the non-humans more human, more modern, and more multi-ethnic.
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>>97166215
A lot of it stems from DND 5.5E syndrome where players want unchecked, unbalanced power with no opposition or taxation. A balanced color pie kept this retarded shit in check. But since Gavin and his crew of Temur/Grixis sycophants took over, White has been shut down for a decade and its color identity stripped away from balancing and slowing down the other colors, while JOTC lowers the smoking gun and saying “How could white do this to itself?”
When the noses unbalanced the color pie, they unbalanced the game. If FIRE design was meant to power up ALL colors, the last decade would not have been so problematic. But after so much evidence to the contrary, players and designers would rather gaslight and say “Naw that’s not true, you’re crazy, it’s pure coincidence that Grixis and Temur colors have dominated Standard for the past 10 years, it’s a cycle”
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We should give white counterspells.
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>>97166415
There is just no pleasing you is there?
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>>97166473
Sorry, i am not wotc's target audience. I have standards.
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>>97166435
Your go
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>>97166458
White should always have been the tempo color.
Mana Tithe is correct in white. Remand effects should have been white. Conditional card draw based on creatures should have been white.
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>>97166458
They should give blue hard counters. and Quench counterspells should be white
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>>97166458
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>>97166473
You finally realized? Never cave to gooners, no matter what changes you make it won't be enough. More tits, more ass, every single character could be a fully naked 10/10 and they'd still complain about how that elbow looks ugly or the shadow isn't quite right or how anime girl #1928 is better than anime girl #7483. Their brains are fried, the dopamine doesn't take. Just let them sperg out and wander off to their increasingly degenerate paths.
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>>97166458
At this point in FIRE design, white should have:
Exile spell countering effects
Taxation by 4-5
Phasing with card draw
Benefits for going second(not just catchup mechanics)
Card draw punishment effects
1 drop creatures that match other color 1-drops in terms of power
Harsh balance effects

Instead all there is are a bunch of shitty statted creature cards and SunTitan memes with set themed O-rings and Wraths that gain 2 life.
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>the first one was an actual anatomical mistake
>the thing about the chest piece was just something i wanted to see
>anons starts having a meltdown about gooners because of innocuous posts
U player's brains are just full of water, aren't they?
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>>97166377
the vigilance is more for mondrak and any other non-mite creatures I have on the field.
also I don't need the 1/1s, though with Skrelv's hive giving toxic creatures lifelink after an opponent has 3 poison tokens, it helps.
the whole strategy is to make so many tokens so fast that the opponent cannot block them all, and I pick them to death with poisonous bugs.

oh also I have phyrexian unlife, so I can literally pull myself out of negative life and back into double digits using the damage of toxic critters.
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>>97166485
>White
Conditional counters that tax the opponent
>Blue
Hard counters
>Black
Conditional counters that tax the caster
>Red
Copies and redirects
>Green
Giving creatures hexproof until end of turn
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>>97166569
I agree with this.
Let give everyone counterspells or no one.
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>>97162830
I don't get it
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>>97166442
Shouldn't Lorwyn elves try to murder a guy wearing fucking glasses?
That's a visable physical imperfection.
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>>97166582
It's a championship card, canon isn't really the priority.
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>current year
>FIRE design
>U still exists
wotc is just really incompetent
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>>97166598
That doesn't matter considering the OP image >>97162265 is also just some millennial slampig in cosplay.

We're getting pretty solid signals that the elves of Lorwyn have been "improved" with a new art direction.
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>>97166442
Pic related is one of those world champion winner cards, those always look goofy and out of place even in the old days
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>>97166620
Drop the fucking pilpul for once in your god damn life. Other spoiled cards look equally goofy without being champion cards, and that has nothing to do with the background figures anyway.
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Old Shadowmoor: Flamekin that mercilessly vomit withering char and molten crust into an enemies mouth
New Shadowmoor: Gloomy grumpygus with purple and blue motifs who might kick your shins
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>>97166569
>green getting shafted from interacting with the stack yet again because god forbid anyone actually give the idea some thought
green gets conditional counters based on creature power/toughness. You could maybe also make green 'fight' creature spells on the stack, which also helps solve the incessant ETB infinite value spam. Though knowing the kikes at WOTC they'll just make more cast triggers in response to commander players getting their feelings hurt by that.
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>>97165674
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>>97166610
What is the difference in direction between OP and old Lorwyn elves?
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>>97166649
No.
Colors should get "shafted" on certain mechanics. They're not a fucking harry potter house or football team. You SHOULD be forced to spread into other colors to get the best effects.
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>>97166643
Old Lorwyn: Elementals are goofy fucked up looking creatures
New Lorwyn: Elementals are goofy fucked up looking creatures
nonhumanoidbros keep on winning
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>>97166656
she's mexican
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>>97166610
>slampig
>those hooves
they dun did do it agen
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>>97166656
I can't see any difference at all! CHUDS BTFO
Magic is the best it has ever been! THE BEST!!!!
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>>97166718
>no response
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>>97166681
Green and red the only color with banned counter spells. The anons were calling veil of summer the green cryptic command
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Prowess should've been +1/+0
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>>97166732
What the actual fuck are you talking about?
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>>97166721
Why is there a vampire in my lorwyn
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>"you should be forced to go into other colors"
>everyone goes into U because it has things that don't let the opponent play, cannot be interacted with unless you go U and makes opponents waste resources for a fraction of the cost
>somehow only U players see nothing wrong with that
Literally the lowest IQ color after red.
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>>97166758
Because Omenpaths, which I correctly predicted would be the go-to fuck-all bullshit excuse for any and all planar confusion and racial nonsense. Enjoy your nignog Kithkin hoods
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>>97166758
This isn't Lorwyn, this is set 1 of the new Strixhaven block
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>>97166681
>"blue shouldn't get creature spells"-tier response
There is no reason a core mechanic of the game should exclude colours entirely, that's just bad game design.
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>>97166758
UB slipping into UW. Commander fags don't care and may prefer things out of place.

>>97166732
And this guy
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Oh, right, story recap. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/lorwyn-eclipsed-episode-5-if-we-shadows
>Sanar and Tam are following Maralen as they flee, coming to a sheer drop at the edge of the palace grounds
>There's a stem thing that can get them down but a bud's blocking the way, Maralen asks if either of them has a sword, Tam retorts they're students, they're not armed
>Maralen says she can't ask the faeries otherwise Rhys will follow them
>Sanar has an idea (the idea is explosions), and it works
>The slide down through the hollow stem, coming out near the waterfall
>Maralen pulls out a hidden boat from a nearby tree, causing Tam to observe that she's been planning how to run for a while
>As they get on the boat, there's more talk, about why Maralen doesn't just release Rhys from his promise
>She explains she can't, because that'd lead to his death, and she doesn't want to lose her friend even now
>Tam internally wonders at Maralen not being scared to look her in the eye, gorgon and all, and has another memory of her un-named totally-not-Jace teacher, who even she found occasionally flinched when she looked at him, even though she knew she couldn't have hurt him if she wanted to
>The boat takes them to the Wanderwine, very slow-going, seeing patches of Shadowmoor more and more
>Their destination is Stinkdrinker Warren, where the boggarts live, and also Ashling, who Maralen's looking for
>Ashling hasn't stayed with Maralen mostly because she thinks it's stupid to keep Rhys around if his only purpose is to kill Maralen, and she should know SOMETHING of the other students or anything to help
>Indeed, Ashling's literally right there as they make landfall, her and Maralen share a curt greeting, and Sanar blurts out that Ashling is very pretty, because fire is pretty
>Tam reprimands him for that, but Ashling just laughs and leads them into the Warren
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is avatar fun to draft?
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>>97166758
Because they're doing the Kellen thing again but with Strixhaven students. Next question.
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>>97166610
>millennial slampig
stop, stop! i can only get so erect!
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>>97166758
Strixhaven kids are at it again.
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>t1 drop land
>t2 drop land pass turn
>opp plays
>play counterspell
>passes
>t3 drop land, pass
>opp plays a land, passes
>endstep, tap3 draw 2
>t4, untap, drop land, pass
>opp plays
>counter his spell yet again
>draw 2 more cards
>t5, drop land, pass
>opp plays last card
>you guessed it again! counterspell!
>also draw 3 more cards and flash a creature
>t6, untap, drop land, attack with creature, draw a card
>opp turn, he plays a card
>he he he... big mistake-- COUNTERSPELL!
>also draw 2 more off my epic counterspell
>opp has no cards
>everything he plays get countered
>fuck, i'm so good at this game
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>>97166852
What do you do when opp plays 2 spells in a turn?
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>>97166814
>It's a bit later, they've met some boggarts, Sanar's learning to fish for eels with some, and the ladies are talking
>Maralen's just finished explaining the whole debacle, and goes on to say she wants to get the students back to Goldmeadow so they can get to the portal they came from, and also figure out what the hell Isilu's doing walking around
>Ashling explains that the elves are planning to kill Isilu, and Tam goes "wouldn't that be good? Day seems much better here"
>Maralen goes no, Lorwyn and Shadowmoor need to co-exist, too much of one causes so many problems
>Ashling says that even if Isilu were killed, it'd regenerate anyway, because Oona killed Eirdu and Isilu way back when she made the Aurora, and they're back now
>Maralen says that doesn't matter, she can't just let the natural order of the plane get fucked
>Ashling says they have to stop the elves then, and she's coming with
>The fuck-ass faerie is outside, listening to all this, before it flies away
>Back where the students first entered, hey it's Ajani, looking for the students, and finding nothing but creatures attacking him
>He eventually finds footprints from the students, fleeing from the gate they ran from way back when
>He gets into daylight and is ALSO attacked, and starts to realise something's CLEARLY wrong with this place if everything's so agitated and out of whack
>Back to Maralen et al
>None of them actually know how to steer a proper big boat, so some boggart tagalongs are taking that role
>Maralen's looking out for Rhys, explaining to Tam that he'd know Ashling is the first person she'd go to after fleeing
>Tam makes a remark about friends being important but leaving you vulnerable, which is probably not important to think about
>Tam has a bit of a panic, maybe they should just try to get the others and flee, but Maralen promises she'll see them safe after Isilu is dealt with
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>>97166864
he won't
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>>97166378
You talk like a shill.
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>>97166875
If t2 he casts 2 1 drops and you have 1 counterspell you lose the game on the spot.
Or if you go second you lose on the spot or if he deploys a threat at any point of the game or if you 2for1 yourself for a free counter or if he plays around your conditional counters.
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at this point, i merely want to witness this game die just like i did with yugioh
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>>97166911
You talk like someone who has never seen an infect deck in action. They were mice before mice.
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>>97166925
and in lala land i also get to cast 10 poison counters on t1
>bbv--b-b-b-but he cast two spells
i probably have removal
i probably have something else
i probably have 10 cards in hand
I probably have threats of my own

Can my opp outtempo and outresorce me? lmao no
Now make up another very specific scenario where the game goes exactly like you need it to go just so you can disagree
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>>97166852
don't open this box monke
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>>97166582
Lorwyn elf culture has degraded. The edges have been softened so that they don't hurt the new target audience's feelings.
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>20+ dollar x 4 card just to be able to play against commons
so counterspells are not only a design mistake but also anti-consumer
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>YEAH GUYS COUNTERSPELLS ARE TOTALLY FINE
>the only reliable card against counterspells is a 20 dollar card
uh uh
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>>97166389
I'm not boob edit anon but here's a hooved version with the left tit fix.
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>>97167029
Literally just go under them.
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>>97167029
>play creature, gets removed
this is ok
>play creature, gets countered
NOOOOOO BAD GAME DESIGN BAD GAME DESIGN NOOOO

Every day it becomes clearer just how full of shitters this thread is
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>get to play card, probably get some etb or trigger some other thing
vs
>don't even get to play the game
U players are an insult to intelligence
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Just make countering a universal mechanic where any player can pay 2c to negate any cast
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>>97167097
And in exchange, the counterspell can't do anything about a threat already on the board. Tradeoffs.
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>he thinks he's getting shit on the board
>he thinks any decent U deck doesn't have some sort of removal, bounce or board wipe
>want to respond? nope, counterspell
then you keep wondering why they push the game towards t2 aggro
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>>97166803
best i can do is swan song
take it or leave it greenfag
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>>97167142
>>he thinks any decent U deck doesn't have some sort of removal, bounce or board wipe
if you're bouncing a creature to THEN counter it, you're 3-for-1ing yourself and will run out of cards before I do. You don't play this game nigga.
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>Looking for angels and paladins for whitr in my cube
>All nogs
>Knights are all womyns
It's not diversity if they all look the same...
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>>97167165
Bro, your Giada?
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>>97167165
ayo kneel to yo KANGS ytboi
wees is angles and shiet
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>"bb-b-b--b-but ur 341!!1!! U DONT PLAY DA GAME!"
Nigga, you aren't even a real person if you think games are one action only.

Truly shows you are heavily reliant on FIRE game design that lets you play solitaire without having to worry what other people are playing.
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>>97166870
>Tam remarks that she fled from Rhys so she doesn't put too much stock in her promises
>Maralen says it was different when she made the promise, which Ashling backs up, Oona was a REAL piece of work
>Tam asks, okay, but why is that Maralen's fault?
>Maralen explains she was made from a piece of Oona, and that shocks Tam just enough for Maralen to go into a bit of a rant about being made as a vessel for Oona, and that Oona made only two mistakes, making her being one
>Ashling asks what the other was
>The other was making her into Maralen, an elf, a person, but that was really more the second mistake, the first was her brother (I'm not sure who this is meant to be, if anybody old), the first intended vessel, specifically for Shadowmoor, but he didn't work out at all from the get-go, fighting her very quickly
>This brother befriended a giant, who knew of Eirdu and Isilu, and called him father, but Oona ordered this giant killed, which broke the brother, who vanished soon after (I guess we're retconning Oko to this now maybe and maybe saying this caused him to forget his proper origin)
>Maralen goes on to say she IS at fault, because she was part of Oona when she broke everything, Tam says that's ridiculous
>The fuck-ass faerie looks like it's about to speak up before getting shut up by the boat shaking to a stop
>They get out to see why, turns out the Wanderwine is half-Shadowmoor now, so they kinda have to stop now
>Ashling says they'll walk, because her and Maralen don't actually lose themselves when switching now, because of reasons
>They all exit and go off on foot
>Back to Kirol, being led in silk hand-cuffs towards a grove for some flowers for the poison
>Lluwen is a little bit upset at HOW harshly Morcant is treating Kirol, because he's at least not a HORRIBLE elf, I guess
>But he's still pushing Kirol along, so, you know
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>>97167171
Giada is a teenage boy in a skirt.
They even made sure the Hatsune Miku and Foundations anime art versions were subtly male-coded.
I'm honestly impressed.
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>>97167191
Just look at the size of his slutty pits. Bro got some shoulders on him.
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>>97167185
>Kirol's shoved into the grove, and finds the flowers pretty quick, they stand out, but soon some figures approach, eyes glowing like embers
>Kirol takes what they've got and runs, the cinders chasing, but a vampire is really fucking fast so they get out to Morcant and Lluwen safely
>Morcant immediately tries to send Kirol back and also misgenders them, so you know she's evil you see, but Lluwen takes a stand and says that's a bit too harsh of a death for Kirol
>And then Ajani arrives, intimidating the cinders into leaving and Morcant into backing the fuck off
>Ajani quickly rescues Kirol and Lluwen, after a brief moment of hesitation, says "fuck this" and follows after Ajani
>Ashling turns into a rimekin as she steps into Shadowmoor, but still remains the same person
>They're all approaching Goldmeadow, and as they do, the transformed kithkin are firing upon them, guiding them to a certain direction
>Tam shivers, remarking on how weirdly nice the night feels all of a sudden, and hey there's Isilu
>Isilu, being led by a fuck-ass faerie, which Maralen now recognises now it's in Shadowmoor
>Hey it's her brother
>But they should probably run from all this, so they do, except oops, there's some elves waiting with torches, for unclear reasons
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>opp plays 2 cards
>i counter the bigger threat
>the other is some shit i can ignore
>i always have the card advantage
>even the mental advantage as well
Retards always want to disagree badly but they always end up with insults and some other shit they need to make up just to discredit everything

really shows U tards unironically believe they're smart
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Did that one anon break ba sing se + fetches yet? He swore to me that was the most broken shit ever.
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Does anyone give a shit about current Magic story? It's actually gotten worse because now there are a fucking gorillion shitty characters I don't care about with their stories split across a new plane every set.
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>>97167180
Retard, if you bounce a creature to counter it, you spent more cards then i spent. You gave yourself card disadvantage. You are ignoring the fundamentals of the game because you're retarded.
Play 1 drops, which go under counterspells. Play flash creatures to move when they're tapping out. Better yet, play more cards and force them to spend their counters. You're just bad at this game.
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>>97167029
>>97167072
It always tickles me how differently Timmy reacts to getting his big thing counterspelled instead of doombladed or plowshared. It's like his card doing nothing but getting to sit on the table for 5 seconds longer makes him feel better
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>>97167241
EoE story was really good. They brought Seth Dickinson to do it
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>>97167241
The current situation is a direct result of people complaining that the gatewatch and planeswalkers hogged the focus in stories.
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>>97167244
That's actually exactly it
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>>97167243
>if you did the thing that i'm strawmanning
Man, if i had your IQ i would totally fall for that.
>>97167244
Cards are designed now to hit the field, do 20 things then get doombladed.
There is still no mechanic designed to outplay counterspells besides counterspells themselves.
Creatures might have hexproof or some other type of protection.
How do you protect your creatures from being not-cast?
>inb4 muh cavern of cum
Then they should print more lands like that, otherwise it's just a non-sequitur, hence counterspells are peak timmy design
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>>97167255
And somehow they made it even shittier.
They just come up with dogshit characters
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>>97167244
>>97167271
He's been having the same meltie for 30 years, and started well before creatures were designed to have guaranteed value via EtB effects and other triggers.
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>>97167279
>There is still no mechanic designed to outplay counterspells besides counterspells themselves.
Cast triggers.
Uncounterable cards.
1-drops.
Channel.
Unearth/Encore/literally any mechanic that works as an ability.
Flashback (countering a flashbacked card is card disadvantage)
Creatures that return themselves (Vengevine, Ichorid, etc.)
COMMANDERS
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>>97167029
>>97167097
You only have one chance to counter a spell. You have lots of chances to destroy a creature. Due to this distinction, counterspells were balanced when the game was slower. Now, however, they're functionally similar to kill spells but with more targets, and they prevent etbs and other abilities from having a chance to activate. Waiting until your opponent was tapped out before making a move used to be a viable strategy for playing around them, but it isn't anymore. It's similar to what happened to Yugioh, slowing down as a method to play around various cards became less and less viable as the overall speed of the game increased. Overextending became less punishable as they printed more cards that could do things in the graveyard or on etb to help you rebuild. Mirror Force went from a card that everyone played around to a minor inconvenience. Players got used to powering through their solitare combos until someone won on turn 2 or 3, now anything that actually puts a stop to their turn instead of simply moving them from their FTK combo to their "get some damage in and prepare a few negates" combo makes them squeal and oink until the offending floodgate is banned, and they can go back to playing their deck archetype's predesigned combos mindlessly. Obviously the demographics of the playerbase shifted to the more impulsive sorts of individuals who prefer this sort of game. Despite the existence of the mana system, Magic is steadily approaching a Yugioh-like state. We are already at a point where players complain about getting punished for overextending and not paying attention to their opponent's untapped lands. The only way to fix Magic is to slow the game down by printing weaker cards.
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>"just play the out"
freaking genius
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>>97167305
>wtf why is dredge so powerful
>no i'm not running any anti-graveyard pieces. just play the out dude i guess lol
you're retarded
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>>97167305
If you don't like counterspells there are 73573457 mechanics that counterspells can't do shit about
The same way that you run ETB creatures if you don't like getting your shit doombladed every turn, you adapt to your opponent's answers. This is what we call "deckbuilding"
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>>97167302
Reddit loves the overpowered cards
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>>97167302
>The only way to fix Magic is to slow the game down by printing weaker cards.
Which is impossible now because WotC's primary audience is EDH and tourists now. So they really have no choice but to continue down the powercreep road, that's just how you sell boxes when you have an eternal game.
It can only accelerate from here.
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>>97167283
>They just come up with dogshit characters
Basri Ket was perfectly fine but the JOTC desparked him to keep shilling Ajani and then made Basri a cat lord because kikes kept mispronouncing his last name.
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>>97167326
i care more about Ajani then i have ever cared about every single not!mythology plane and every character that ever came from them combined
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>>97167302
>The only way to fix Magic is to slow the game down
Damn if only there was a color that used to do that. I wonder white JOTC didn’t think of that.
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>"just feature bloat cards even more just to be able to play against counterspells"
>"Just play the card that wins the interaction"
>"No, overpowered cards are not bad! skill issue!"
I am genuinely not even surprised anymore this game is like this now.
Player base here is exactly the same as in any other community.
All metashittery talk and knowing what wins, but no clue about how the inner workings because you don't need to know, you just press button and win and then you are heckin' validated.

Kind of fucking revolting ngl
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>>97167348
Wandering Emperor is infinitely better than any Ajani
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>>97167362
Counterspells have been on this game since its inception and they have literally never been a problem. The only problem here is you, specifically, being a shitter who can't see two untapped blue manas on the opponent's turn and play two 1-drops.
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>>97167363
I don't really count Kamigawa as a not-mythology plane because it's really just Japanese aesthetics instead of names lazily swapped around like Theros, Kaldheim or Amonkhet.
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>muh "it was here since the beginning" fallacy
30 years and you still refuse to admit it
That's really some stockholm syndrome you got there, buddy
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>>97167390
>waaaaaaaaaa i can't play solitaire
>waaaaaaaaaa you should let me play my behemoth i paid $10 for it!!!!!
fuck off Timmy
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>counterspell defender saying "solitaire" to anyone against them
the kettle is calling me the n-word
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Is hating counterspells the modern equivalent to hating removal? If this faggot learned about card creator websites would he make dozens of overtuned timmycore "awesome freaking monster"-type creatures with "this spell cannot be countered" on top of ward-something, three other keywords, phyrexian mana, and a paragraph or two of random text that attempts to counter whatever he recently lost to?
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>>97167412
Counterspells literally do nothing but interact with the opponent's spells how on fucking earth are they solitaire lol
The counterspell haters are the combofags and stormfags who want people to sit there like idiots while they jerk themselves off and deal 34 billion damage to everything
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>>97166301
is it really?
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I would balance counterspells to either
>lock mana of the caster until the end of their next turn
>make counterspell a unirversal mechanic
>give counterspells to every color
>counterspells costing as much as the spells they counter
>being heavily conditional and removing the generic cunterspell
>removing counterspells from the game
If a two player game is always skewed towards one player because of a single card type, it's bad game design
Or would you call mice aggro and cori and izzet prowess good game design?
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Why did everyone complain about storm anyway? Just counter it?
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I would balance counterspells by
>slowing down the game
>making cards less mana efficient
>rotating sets at the end of each year
>focusing on standard instead of a 4 player clusterfuck weirdo format
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>>97167468
It's a dies to doomblade argument.
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How does counterspell hating timmy explain the fact that standard and alsopretty much every format is dominated by value engine creatures and not the most efficient counterspells? Why isn't no more lies a better card than cori steel cutter?
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>>97167442
Oh wait you meant OG ixalan. I fucking wish.
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How are you apparent not-timmys unable to understand keywords like "game design"?

Yeah nigga, knifes cannot hurt people if you don't stab em, it don't mean i ain't shooting your ass if you keep running with that shit towards me.
Goddamn, this shit isn't even trolling anymore, you're straight up mentally retarded.
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>>97167493
The only mentally retarded one here is you if somehow counterspells buck-break despite wveryone else playing the game for 30+ years and somehow not just defaulting to a meta of all counterspells
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>the GAME'S DESIGN revolves around other cards existing
>apparently creature etbcreep wasn't a direct consequence of doom blades being too effective
>counterspells existing apparently hasn't led to more powerful cards being printed
>more powerful cards being printed hasn't lead to even more powerful cards being printed
You played this game for 30 years?
lmao
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>>97167493
You talk in ebonics and clearly don't know what we mean by "Timmy."
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bix nood
lurk more
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>>97167535
>>apparently creature etbcreep wasn't a direct consequence of doom blades being too effective
>>counterspells existing apparently hasn't led to more powerful cards being printed
>>more powerful cards being printed hasn't lead to even more powerful cards being printed
Somehow it worked just fine until 2019
Counterspells have shifted maybe a microcosm in the decades since creatures got better. Still work. Still not overly oppressive. Ultimately it's just a 1 for 1 counter that does nothing else if you don't have other proactive gameplans in the works.

Removal and counterspells worked just fine until people like YOU whined that they were oppressive because you spent 7 mana on a 7/7 trample just to watch it hit the graveyard.
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Yeah that last major tournament was terrible and just completely full of counterspells counter spelling everything every turn yep that was it counter spells ruined the game.

You guys are fucking retards literally lmao holy shit normies ruin everything.
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>play this game for 30 years
>has no clue how it works
you can get dem oinkas outta mud but you cant get the mud outta oinkas
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>>97167553
Show me the spiderman foils collection it's okay anon we know you're a little piggy
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Resolves.
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>muh tournament fallacy
when everyone is playing some flavor of hyper aggro, which was designed because longer games favor counterspells, why the fuck would you play counterspells?
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i haven't spent money on this game since NEO
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Timmies hate counterspells because it forces them to think about how to use their resources and becomes a game of strategy where they can't just vomit their hand onto the board.
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If U call that strategizing, you don't need to be surprised when you get the dragonball UB next year
The hispaniclatinxs are going to love it
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>>97167165
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are you guys still doing this?
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This is all probably two guys.
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>counterspells are bad because they prevent muh etbs
Would it see play?
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>>97167479
Because one time someone played Counterspell against his Craterhoof Behemoth in EDH.
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>every reply is just whataboutism
r'ddit the gaythering
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>>97167636
>doomblades can kill creatures, stifles can stop etbs
>all colors can deal with half a creature drop but blue can deal with the half that's usually safe while ignoring the body
could make autism the stimmening more interesting...
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I was running a BU stack just with removal and counterspells
I have never seen so many people rope on me
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>>97167692
Wow so it was like you were in control of the game, new strat? What should we call it?
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>>97167692
You think rope and I just alt+f4'd.
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>>97167696
>what should we call it
Bum hUrter 3000 ver2.cum aggro

because i was also running a cavern bat
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if you guys don't get fed you really won't post anything
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>>97167885
The game is dead and raped.
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>game is dead and raped
>general is a "no fun allowed" zone
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i lurked over at the edh general and they talking about politics
Really obvious what kind of individuals play that format
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how do you draft anything other than black or red? going for neither of these colors means giving up good removal without much in return
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why is everything so lame? the strixhaven faggots look so bad for example. why can't they make them look cool instead? like this >>97166721 looks like shit. all versions of kellan look bad and faggy too. why??
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How come the oldest printing of tidings has a white border?
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>why is everything lame?
Blame counterspells
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I always have it
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>>97167901
What kind of decks are in your battle box? There's not much else going on because no one really plays anymore. If lorwyn is bad Ill stop playing arena and waste time only on pokemon.

>>97167983
look at all that mana you spent. it would be a shame if something happened to it
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>>97167983
What's your opinion on land destruction?
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>>97168057
bad game design unless there are other ways to ramp across all colors
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>>97168075
Hmmm, and Thoughtseize effects?
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>colors doing unique things
ok
>colors doing unique things that interfere with universal game mechanics
bad thing
>>97168110
With card type restrictions depending on mana cost
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>>97168123
If you want to play a boring baby game then go do that.
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>>97168147
>living out a power fantasy without any real rules is a good game
literal modern cattle audience mentality
you should play yugioh
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>>97167636
Stifle is one of the best cards ever printed are you retarded?
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i am racist against counterspells
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NARUTO SET IS ALREADY IN THE MAKING

AVATAR IS FLOURISHING

THIS GAME WAS NEVER YOURS, INCEL

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN OUR GAME
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>shills dredging up the ancient "blue players bad" meme to make the game seem alive
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I have that naruto video by acclaimed 3d animator meis3d

they should put that in the naruto UB
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>>97168194
New players are so retarded they are not even capable of being pissymad butthurt at counterspells.
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>>97168075
You need to be cured of your stupidity with a bullet to the brain.
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How can you even gatekeep a game that spreads its legs for anyone with a dollar to their name?
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>>97168147
Looks like wotc is curating the exact auto fellatio experience that anon prefers.
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>>97168225
>just die! hehe lol
literally the internet at your disposal, 45 years of mtg experience, 350 confirmed seals, and that is the best you could come up with?

You could have said something like
>maybe you should ramp off a canyon
>the only design mistake was making the game so brain dead that even a retard like you thinks he's playing the game
Your phone fused with your face yet you can't even look shit up.
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>>97168277
Post your decklist.
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here's your in-universe Peter Parker's camera bro
yes, it's worse, can't you see how UBs are better now?
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I find couterspells and land destruction incredibly boring.
Yeah, your opponent can't play the game and you win.
It's such an hollow experience.
Might as well chop my dick off and call myself Jennyfer.
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>>97168301
Decklist?
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3x simped rotussy
3x drown in ichor
3x Piss stain in the house
2 x the end
3 x Goon Blade
2 x edictors
2 x draw two cards
2 x rat without the hat
1 x snake lady
9 x swamps
9 x forests
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>>97168297
Why Lorwyn is Strixhaven now? What went so wrong?
Are they sabotaging UW sets for the sake of slop on purpose?
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>>97168335
i forgot the other cards
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>>97168301
I find shutting you down fun.
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>>97168343
A TRANS VAMPIRE from Strixhaven mind you.
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Rape Timmy. Your cards, my choice.
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>>97168352
but you're really.. not doing that?
maybe reddit really is more up your delusions, buddy
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>>97168343
FUCK THE PATRIARCHY
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>>97168358
So I was right when my first thought was "this vampire looks gay and retarded".
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>can't say anything about them
>can't criticize it without getting called names
>the argument is that they aren't bothering anyone since they were always there
Counterspells really are a tranny coded mechanic now that it think about it
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>>97168384
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Turns out i was right about hating counterspells without even noticing.
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@the troon who said "we already know the set looks gorgeous"

No it fucking doesn't, it will be slop like anything printed since magic origins and it will be as ugly as bloomburrow was, maybe there will be some exceptions with the alt art cards, but those are exceptions and there won't be many.
Also in aetherdrift there was not A SINGLE good looking artwork, and that's precisely what they intend to do until the end of time.
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>>97168182
If it doesn't work, then why do so many people complain about it?
Daily reminder to tell a newbie that UB aren't magic cards
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>>97168358
Guys, when is the next ub set? I prefer my characters well developed, white and straight.
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>>97168399
Makes you think
What in the fuck does the identity of some tree fucker even have anything to do with how it shoots arrows of fire magic?
Just shoot the fucking arrows and shut the fuck up. No one cares about how many branches you put up your stink hole.
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>>97168426
People have complained about Magic since its fucking inception. People complaining online is almost a useless fucking data point.
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>>97168358
And he still doesn't pass.
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>people have been complaining for 30 years
>they still haven't fixed the game
told you
fucking counterspells
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>no you can't counter my spells!
>i identify as casting my big dinosaurs, you can't just say no to my spells!
>nooo stop let me put my big dinosaurs on the field! dinosaur rights are human rights!
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>"let me put my big ass dinoasaurs on the field you tree humping counterhomophaggot"
unironically though

hating dinos is peak tranny
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>nuLowryn
lmao, perhaps even rolf
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>>97167636
it would have to get powercrept with draw a card or something stapled onto it in order to compete with consign to memory
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>they will ruin Lorwyn too
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Man this game is slowly but steadily going to hell, they don't even respect old planes now...
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>>97168358
>shadowmoor self
oh they are using this set as genderfluidity allegory
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I warned you about counterspells man
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>there were faggots looking forward to nuLorwyn
LMAO@U rn
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>>97168437
That's why it's important to shame people IRL
I know I'm doing that today
https://wpn.wizards.com/en/event/magic-presents-player-appreciation-turbo-tower
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>can't even nut to 99% of the females in the game
dead game
dead franchise
you deserve UBs
you deserve the trannification
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To quote Maro: "We're doing more for in universe sets than ever"
>mandatory tranny lead in every new story
>every plane is just a drag race
Don't you wish you were playing UBs right now
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>>97168488
>slowly but steadily
Say that post was troll and I won't call you a nigger.
>>97168474
Kaldheim and the specter of fascism.
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>>97168277
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Timmy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tolarian Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret lairs, and I have over 300 confirmed sealed events. I am trained in aggro, combo, and I’m the top combo player in the entire pro tour. You are nothing to me but just another free win. I will wipe your board the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Pinkertons across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm count, maggot. The storm count that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life total.” You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can draw go against you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s with no cards in hand. Not only am I extensively trained in combat math and probability, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Tolarian Community College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the game board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking counter spelled, kiddo.
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>>97168399
being non-binary is not a personality, yet these idiot treat it like a character defining trait
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>>97168510
>Don't you wish you were playing UBs right now
Not really, not that I have much of a say. Otherwise we wouldn't be comparing piss to shit and figuring out which tastes better.
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>>97168521
Genuinely, what the fuck is non-binary? Do you fuck computers with a USB plugged up your dick or do you insert floppy disks in your axe wound?
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>>97168474
wtf I love battles now
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>>97168528
As far as I can tell it's cowards who don't want to take the minimum responsibility of having a gender role in society.
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>>97168528
"non-binary" is the new term for people we used to call Faggots
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>You will MISS Companions
>You will MISS Thunderjunction
—->You are here
>You will miss Aetherdrift
How far will this man sink the game? His threat was rightful but is also doing the biggest harm to this game.
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>>97168517
>wipe
put counter instead
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>>97168528
EVERYTIME you find yourself at doubt about this “therminology” you can summarize every single one of these “words” as faggots.
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>>97168554
I will never miss Aetherdrift. I will miss Edge of Eternities thoughsoeverbeit
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>>97168566
Noted
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ffs I made a joke, i know what non-binary means; it means ugly ass crossdressers
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>>97163777
Blight seems to be a rakdos mechanic it just showed up on 1 golgari card.
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>you will miss aetherdrift
the only thing missing from aetherdrift is Chandra's tits
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>>97168586
Ackstually they don't even bother cross dressing at this point
It is supposed to be some state of mind thing (like their mental illnesses)
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I am binary on the inside as well.
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>>97168581
>>97168608
people understimate how the formats will look by this time next year lol, when you have picard, michelangello, she-hulk and aang polluting your games and you are forced to see a plethora of outsider ips cards you will miss dft.
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>>97168640
i am genuinely not been playing this game since they revealed avatarus
enough is enough
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>>97168640
If you can't stand what Magic means now, something much more interesting than what we have, why are you even here?
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>>97168640
I can't wait for Trek so I can get more Station kino. Sci-fi decks are fun
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New vampire is a they/them btw
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>>97168640
My favorite is when I do my dailies on mtga and I get lore for outside IPs on the loading screen
thanks wotc
I hate it
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I would only go play cumandra if there were grills playing
but they all ugly and they're men
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>>97168373
>How dare you expect fantasy realms to exist without REAL people and REAL world situations, you hateful bigot
>Now watch as we force more niggers and beaners into worlds where they anthropologicaly shouldn’t exist, Oy vey!
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>>97166721
Copying triggered abilities is now a white ability.
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>>97168681
KYS, Piggo.
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cUltural appropriation
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>>97168703
If you don't care about the narrative of a set, you aren't a real Magic fan
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>using fantasy and subtle storytelling that doesn't take away from the main thing to expose, explain or express different views
good
>using a medium to spam and force political propaganda and sexual fetishes
bad

it's as shrimple as that
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>>97166242
>The stranger evaded them once; he can do so again," said Morcant. "Send him back."
>"It's 'them,'" said Kirol, getting back to their feet. "And no. I won't go. I'm not dying for you people."
>"You're dying for whatever I say you are," said Morcant. "We need more dawnglove. Go. Lluwen, make him go."
Don't worry, the elves are based.
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>>97168343
It's part of the strixhaven arc. Jace's daughter is a Strixhaven student so she needs to show up in the first story so we can get an emotional conclusion in Reality Fracture.
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>>97168726
Yeah, maybe I've outgrown mtg
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>>97168707
They don't understand their own rules.
If you want to make to design your own cards don't do what WotC does.
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>>97168726
>the narrative of a set
>narrative of spooderman or fagatar
>narrative
anon, trolling outside of /b/ can make you end banned.
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>>97168775
anon was clearly being sarcamastic
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>>97168767
stop posting this outdated shitwheel. colorpie hasn't been a thing since universes beyond was conceived
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>>97168358
Transphobia is canon in the MTG multiverse but not homophobia. Is racism canon?
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>>97168794
From my cold dead hands, bitch
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>>97168808
wtf I was on board with Morcant's racial supremacy until I saw that she was transphobic! Not even Hitler would mispronounce others!
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>>97168814
Rate.
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>>97168528
People who don't want to be perceived by others as male or female. They'll still look male or female.
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lol
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>>97168767
I think we're getting the new updated color pie next year. They been wanting to shift extra combats from white to blue.
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I'm not transphobic against the sexually confused
they're all just fucking ugly
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Ajani shows up.
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>>97168898
Weak.
Being sexually confused is basically a choice in this day and age.
>hmm how can I make my life someone else's problem today
fuck that.
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>>97168707
Seems like copying triggers is a nonbinary ability. Is this an inside joke from the chuds at R&D?
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>>97168879
The kikes want EVERYTHING shifted from White to Blue. They’ve been systemically stealing White’s mechanics for years and nobody but me cares. Then you got Nosewater rewriting the color pie to give White nothing in return.
White now “cares the most about Planeswalkers”? Oops, now we print less of them and the white ones printed are weak ass shit
White “cares the most about legendaries”?
Oops, every fucking color cares about legends because Commander has poisoned design.
White literally has nothing left but Gavin Verhey’s Sun Titan memes and cat tokens. It’s become a lifelong coma vegetable kept alive only to be included in the game for pity’s sake.
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>>97168927
>Sun Titan memes
based?
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>>97163777
Mark confirms we will have cards that can blight ourselves. Blighting opponents might be in rakdos while blighting ourselves in golgari.
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>>97164448
enjoy your one foil anime girl anon, merry christmas
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Why did no one post the new thread link?:
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>>97168915
But it's insane how despicably ugly they are.
I mean, literally monster from goonies tier ugly.
It's even more insane that despite being 1% of the U.S. population, they are overrepresented in every field.

I mean, as an artist i have to have some sort of pattern recognition, but damn.. i am recognizing a lot of things
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>>97168989
inexperienced thread creator doesn't know he has to link it in the older thread, happens more often than it should
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>>97162265
>High Perfect Morcant
>Morcant
>more cunt
>feet are literal camel toes
They're fucking with us, right?
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>>97162771
>>97166442
>>97166610
>reeeeeee millennials reeeeee
Tell me you're a zoomoid without telling me you're a zoomoid.
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>>97168927
Well you see, because white mana is called "white", that means is represents ytpepo, who must be diminished for the greater good.
Therefore, to heal the world, we must symbolically destroy the color white in Magic: The Gathering in order to cast a spell that ensures the browning of america and europe.
Please understand if we were allowed to change it to "yellow mana" then it would be okay to have powerful cards.
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>>97168528
>>97168855
That really is the core of all this. A desire to mandate how others experience you.



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