Crusade Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97192124>TQIf you could get any card reprinted for standard which would it be?
What went so wrong?
>>97200198Not Magic the Gathering.
>>97200198People bought it
>>97200198UB was successful. The pigs will eat slop. So you vill eat the slop or you vill be replaced.
>>97200189
Standard is now a turn 3 lethal format
>>97200198i will never accept shit like this as magic the gathering. fuck ub.
I am looking forward to OM2.
>nu lorewynn will be gay as fuck>strixhaven is strixhaven>bunch of ub shit nobody caresBesides reality fracture killing loot looks like its going to be a rest from buying magic stuff this year
>>97200296>>nu lorewynn will be gay as fuckokay but the sexy elf ladyi thought mtg was saved?
>>97200296Saving up for Star Trek I see
>>97200311>okay but the sexy elf ladyConfirmed footfags on the MTG art team is not a good thing.
hooffags
why does anyone pay attention to these two disgusting subhumans
>>97200311>sexy
ban psychatog
>>97200610holy shit i didn't even know psychatog and shadowmage infiltrator existedyou learn something new every day
>>97200725>he doesn't know about the magpies
>>97200767>he doesn't remember forbidian
ID:25918This character is a confident, studious, and intense half human/half gorgon student at the magical academy of Strixhaven. This character wields Paradox magic to rewrite probability and in smaller cases, warp reality as we know it. She hasn't mastered this ability yet, but her classes are helping her develop it at a rapid pace. While she may initially present as a confident yet unassuming student, what her classmates don't know is she is actually an undercover agent working for an evil villain who has enlisted her to help locate a spell buried in the school's library that will allow them to complete their grand evil plot.
>>97200818White liliana
>>97200825>>97200818Spoilers 8 months out huh
>>97200825The green-white school uniform looks like athletics.
>>97200835Garruk returns his Hexhaven counterpart is black.
>>97200842
so strixhaven invades lorwyn and then steals its gimmick for its own set?
finna boutta act up bros...rootrider faun hnggggh~~~
>>97200835Blue-black looks like a suit. Probably business or law. Is this going to be a commentary on the evils of American college?
I was thinking about what it is about modern MTG design that I dislike so much, and I realised one of those things is not the forced diversity so much as that most humans are drawn so as to look like the styles and appearance of someone you'd see on the streets of LA and it no longer feels like a fantasy game.
>>97200918respectable
2 planeswalker is now the default.
>>97200835WU lawUB BusinessBR Artificer?? It looks like the creature in the back has tendrils going into the character at the back. (Weapon) engineeringRG Geo-scienceGW Nurse? The tone of the green is very healthcare related
>>97200198it started wrong to begin with
>>97200198the average consumer is a dimwit
>>97200835If I had to guess:>Silverquill is now Dimir >Prismari is now Rakdos>Lorehold is now Selesnya>Witherbloom is now Gruul>Quandrix is now Azorius
>>97200198Do they have online rights this time or are we getting another Omenpath shitshow with nonsensical creature types?
So that Fractred-but-Whole set is actually just Plenar Chaos 2.0. with colour shifted characters?
>>97201519Looks like it.Extremely boring and lame if true.
>>97200835This shit is fucking Dragonstorm WoW armor tier SHIT.Fuck how can they have a fucking billion dollar budget and not find even a SINGLE competent artist to work for them?
>>97201514>are we getting another Omenpath shitshowyeah
>>97201514>with nonsensical creature types?Skrull is NOT Alien.
>>97201524Look on the bright side, they'll be able to reprint Ancestral recall into white and red to help mono coloured commander decks!
>>97201552Bro what the FUCK is that shit ass color pie break!?!?Clearly this card would be>Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them from exile for the rest of the game.
>TQfor the next set specifically, devoted druid so I can play the deck in pioneer for any set, it would probably be lightning bolt, very few things are as satisfying as double bolting someone when they think they managed to stabilize at 6 or less life
>>97201554Colour shifted cards have the exact same text bro
>>97201562Not always.
>>97200219No broo noo firebender ascension is not good bro literally too slow bro bro think of the badger broThey will probably ban GTH since that's the easiest wincard while ignoring Fated and FiAs
>>97200956It is fantasy, it's just not your fantasy anymore. It is theirs.
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>>97201657>it's just not your fantasy anymore. It is theirs.>their fantasy is mundane regular ass people from the street, but in cosplayExtremely vapid and unimaginative people.
>>97201725These are the people who literally cannot play or watch anything unless a character exactly like them is in it.
>>97201730>These are the people who literally cannot play or watch anything unless a character exactly like them is in it.Low IQ + Soulless Materialism + Zero Education + Debt Slavery + Ruled By Ego + Desperate For Approval + Moral Superiority ComplexOne hell of a combo.
>>97200871
>>97200871>le thing>le thing, but with a goateeThis is so fucking shit and lame and uncreative and awful.
>Jace has created a mind-bending alternate realityHe's just serving Loot.In this new reality, women have no breasts.Loot's work is finally complete.It's over... we lost...
>>97201664literally brimstone
>All this buildup for the Jace plot and it's literally just the fucking Upside Down/Mirror Universe/all that other fucking evil parallel reality shit in every fucking IP.Ignoring the fact that Jace is somehow now powerful enough to create ENTIRE FUCKING REALITIES (surely this will be explained!)Could they possibly have come up with a more lame idea if they tried?
>The Mending nerfed planeswalkers>but now Jace is literally fucking God, able to create entire alternate realitiesI'm genuinely done. This is the dumbest fucking garbage I have ever heard in my entire life. This shit ECLIPSES Wimpesh Lorn's suicidal retardation, Bolas trusting Liliana with his entire plan, Valgavoth being a retard, nothing in MTG comes close to how stupid this fucking derivative vomit is.Fuck off, WotC. My god, what absolute talentless fucking shit-spewing hacks.
>>97201562They don't want to print color pie breaks like the original so this time the shifted cards have to be in pie. Like white lighting bolt has to deal damage to tapped creature.
>Liliana, but a healer!>Chandra, but it's nice now!YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING MAKE AN ENTIRE SET BASED OFF OF BIZARRO POWERS LOGICAAAHHHH IT'S SOOO FUCKING LAME AND SHIT AND BORING HOLLLYYY FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CAN YOU IDIOTS HAVE EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING CREATIVE THOUGHT
I genuinely can not believe how shit, boring and uncreative an idea this is.
>hexhaven B R A V O RAVO
>evil Jace>he's a chad and actually takes up Jace's role in the story after building a harem of (biological) women
>>97201824If Jace can create universes, then Evil Jace would destroy them.Finally, we can be free.
>>97201829>he destroys all UWs and join the UBs
>>97201833>he destroys all UWs and join the UBsThe monkey paw finger curls....
>>97201820They literally couldn't even be assed to think of an interesting name for it.They just fucking plugged "What is an evil version of the name Strixhaven" into Chat Gippidy and called it a day.Holy fucking shit man.Even after all this time, still. STILL they manage to find ways to blow past my lowest expectations. I never in a million fucking years would have imagined they could think of something so fucking lame.
>>97201730>game is designed for such "people" that don't want to play games but just want "the experience"™>surprised even the art direction is designed for appeal to themthe rate of narcissistic behavior has skyrocketed in the last two decades while iqs are steadily droppingthe flood of isekai power fantasies in the east and group representation in the west should tell you how fucking bad it isAlso everyone should start noticing the absolute decline in overall quality in all media i.e. gameplay, storytelling, etceterait all comes down to these things being made for them and made by them because anyone above an IQ of 99 has no chance to ever get anywhere now due to people straight out of idiocracy or with sexual fetishes agendas gatekeeping everythingYou cannot even fathom how worse it will get
