Crusade Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97192124>TQIf you could get any card reprinted for standard which would it be?
What went so wrong?
>>97200198Not Magic the Gathering.
>>97200198People bought it
>>97200198UB was successful. The pigs will eat slop. So you vill eat the slop or you vill be replaced.
>>97200189
Standard is now a turn 3 lethal format
>>97200198i will never accept shit like this as magic the gathering. fuck ub.
I am looking forward to OM2.
>nu lorewynn will be gay as fuck>strixhaven is strixhaven>bunch of ub shit nobody caresBesides reality fracture killing loot looks like its going to be a rest from buying magic stuff this year
>>97200296>>nu lorewynn will be gay as fuckokay but the sexy elf ladyi thought mtg was saved?
>>97200296Saving up for Star Trek I see
>>97200311>okay but the sexy elf ladyConfirmed footfags on the MTG art team is not a good thing.
hooffags
why does anyone pay attention to these two disgusting subhumans
>>97200311>sexy
ban psychatog
>>97200610holy shit i didn't even know psychatog and shadowmage infiltrator existedyou learn something new every day
>>97200725>he doesn't know about the magpies
>>97200767>he doesn't remember forbidian
ID:25918This character is a confident, studious, and intense half human/half gorgon student at the magical academy of Strixhaven. This character wields Paradox magic to rewrite probability and in smaller cases, warp reality as we know it. She hasn't mastered this ability yet, but her classes are helping her develop it at a rapid pace. While she may initially present as a confident yet unassuming student, what her classmates don't know is she is actually an undercover agent working for an evil villain who has enlisted her to help locate a spell buried in the school's library that will allow them to complete their grand evil plot.
>>97200818White liliana
>>97200825>>97200818Spoilers 8 months out huh
>>97200825The green-white school uniform looks like athletics.
>>97200835Garruk returns his Hexhaven counterpart is black.
>>97200842
so strixhaven invades lorwyn and then steals its gimmick for its own set?
finna boutta act up bros...rootrider faun hnggggh~~~
>>97200835Blue-black looks like a suit. Probably business or law. Is this going to be a commentary on the evils of American college?
I was thinking about what it is about modern MTG design that I dislike so much, and I realised one of those things is not the forced diversity so much as that most humans are drawn so as to look like the styles and appearance of someone you'd see on the streets of LA and it no longer feels like a fantasy game.
>>97200918respectable
2 planeswalker is now the default.
>>97200835WU lawUB BusinessBR Artificer?? It looks like the creature in the back has tendrils going into the character at the back. (Weapon) engineeringRG Geo-scienceGW Nurse? The tone of the green is very healthcare related
>>97200198it started wrong to begin with
>>97200198the average consumer is a dimwit
>>97200835If I had to guess:>Silverquill is now Dimir >Prismari is now Rakdos>Lorehold is now Selesnya>Witherbloom is now Gruul>Quandrix is now Azorius
>>97200198Do they have online rights this time or are we getting another Omenpath shitshow with nonsensical creature types?
So that Fractred-but-Whole set is actually just Plenar Chaos 2.0. with colour shifted characters?
>>97201519Looks like it.Extremely boring and lame if true.
>>97200835This shit is fucking Dragonstorm WoW armor tier SHIT.Fuck how can they have a fucking billion dollar budget and not find even a SINGLE competent artist to work for them?
>>97201514>are we getting another Omenpath shitshowyeah
>>97201514>with nonsensical creature types?Skrull is NOT Alien.
>>97201524Look on the bright side, they'll be able to reprint Ancestral recall into white and red to help mono coloured commander decks!
>>97201552Bro what the FUCK is that shit ass color pie break!?!?Clearly this card would be>Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them from exile for the rest of the game.
>TQfor the next set specifically, devoted druid so I can play the deck in pioneer for any set, it would probably be lightning bolt, very few things are as satisfying as double bolting someone when they think they managed to stabilize at 6 or less life
>>97201554Colour shifted cards have the exact same text bro
>>97201562Not always.
>>97200219No broo noo firebender ascension is not good bro literally too slow bro bro think of the badger broThey will probably ban GTH since that's the easiest wincard while ignoring Fated and FiAs
>>97200956It is fantasy, it's just not your fantasy anymore. It is theirs.
>
>>97201657>it's just not your fantasy anymore. It is theirs.>their fantasy is mundane regular ass people from the street, but in cosplayExtremely vapid and unimaginative people.
>>97201725These are the people who literally cannot play or watch anything unless a character exactly like them is in it.
>>97201730>These are the people who literally cannot play or watch anything unless a character exactly like them is in it.Low IQ + Soulless Materialism + Zero Education + Debt Slavery + Ruled By Ego + Desperate For Approval + Moral Superiority ComplexOne hell of a combo.
>>97200871
>>97200871>le thing>le thing, but with a goateeThis is so fucking shit and lame and uncreative and awful.
>Jace has created a mind-bending alternate realityHe's just serving Loot.In this new reality, women have no breasts.Loot's work is finally complete.It's over... we lost...
>>97201664literally brimstone
>All this buildup for the Jace plot and it's literally just the fucking Upside Down/Mirror Universe/all that other fucking evil parallel reality shit in every fucking IP.Ignoring the fact that Jace is somehow now powerful enough to create ENTIRE FUCKING REALITIES (surely this will be explained!)Could they possibly have come up with a more lame idea if they tried?
>The Mending nerfed planeswalkers>but now Jace is literally fucking God, able to create entire alternate realitiesI'm genuinely done. This is the dumbest fucking garbage I have ever heard in my entire life. This shit ECLIPSES Wimpesh Lorn's suicidal retardation, Bolas trusting Liliana with his entire plan, Valgavoth being a retard, nothing in MTG comes close to how stupid this fucking derivative vomit is.Fuck off, WotC. My god, what absolute talentless fucking shit-spewing hacks.
>>97201562They don't want to print color pie breaks like the original so this time the shifted cards have to be in pie. Like white lighting bolt has to deal damage to tapped creature.
>Liliana, but a healer!>Chandra, but it's nice now!YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING MAKE AN ENTIRE SET BASED OFF OF BIZARRO POWERS LOGICAAAHHHH IT'S SOOO FUCKING LAME AND SHIT AND BORING HOLLLYYY FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CAN YOU IDIOTS HAVE EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING CREATIVE THOUGHT
I genuinely can not believe how shit, boring and uncreative an idea this is.
>hexhaven B R A V O RAVO
>evil Jace>he's a chad and actually takes up Jace's role in the story after building a harem of (biological) women
>>97201824If Jace can create universes, then Evil Jace would destroy them.Finally, we can be free.
>>97201829>he destroys all UWs and join the UBs
>>97201833>he destroys all UWs and join the UBsThe monkey paw finger curls....
>>97201820They literally couldn't even be assed to think of an interesting name for it.They just fucking plugged "What is an evil version of the name Strixhaven" into Chat Gippidy and called it a day.Holy fucking shit man.Even after all this time, still. STILL they manage to find ways to blow past my lowest expectations. I never in a million fucking years would have imagined they could think of something so fucking lame.
>>97201730>game is designed for such "people" that don't want to play games but just want "the experience"™>surprised even the art direction is designed for appeal to themthe rate of narcissistic behavior has skyrocketed in the last two decades while iqs are steadily droppingthe flood of isekai power fantasies in the east and group representation in the west should tell you how fucking bad it isAlso everyone should start noticing the absolute decline in overall quality in all media i.e. gameplay, storytelling, etceterait all comes down to these things being made for them and made by them because anyone above an IQ of 99 has no chance to ever get anywhere now due to people straight out of idiocracy or with sexual fetishes agendas gatekeeping everythingYou cannot even fathom how worse it will get
>>97200871>another faction set
>>97200198It's a crossover set, they all go wrong.
>>97201562They won't colorshift cards, the gimmick will be named differently and will behave differently.
>>97201786Wait, I thought Chandra was already nice, what actually changed about her? Is she a hydromancer now?
>>97201988N-Ice
>>97201992I don't think she can say that word
>>97201992Ooooh, right, because she's from Kaladesh she got the black ice, i see now. What a fucking joke, are we really going back to snow-covered synergy?
so, will we see a good-aligned, heterosexual bolas?
>>97202026>so, will we see a good-aligned, heterosexual bolas?No he's still gay, Bolas's homosexuality transcends demensions. It's just that now he's a top.
>>97202107Fuck me I did not even know achieving levels of soulless corporate slop was even possible.
>>97202110Better than UB.
>>97202107Wow, somehow that's even worse than this inaccurate AI hallucination describing New Capenna. Retards at Hasbro can't even think up something more interesting than actual AI slop? Incredible
>>97202145>Money itself is literally gold-pressed latinum...I see the Star Trek UB is coming early this year!
>TQI miss it bros.
nothing's sadder than pumping tons of mana every turn and having nothing to dump it on
manland with X
>>97200871>Diet-Time Spiral Strixhaven...I'll take it.
>>97201965Oh boy aren't you excited for TEN TWO-COLOR PAIRS WITH SIGNPOST UNCOMMONS!?
>>97200978Oh, Somnomancer. When my friends and I started playing, we thought this tapped a creature permanenty.
>>97202140nosadly no
>>97202194I don't think that's ever going to go away at this point.
>>97202226Oh boy another set with an identical draft format to the last set? Woo hoo!>Three months later....Oh boy another set with an identical draft format to the last set? Woo hoo!>Three months later....Oh boy another set with an identical draft format to the last set? Woo hoo!>Three months later....Oh boy another set with an identical draft format to the last set? Woo hoo!>Three months later....Oh boy another set with an identical draft format to the last set? Woo hoo!>Three months later....Oh boy another set with an identical draft format to the last set? Woo hoo!>Three months later....Oh boy another set with an identical draft format to the last set? Woo hoo!>Three months later....Oh boy another set with an identical draft format to the last set? Woo hoo!>Three months later....
>>97200871What the hell is this Strixhaven set but now with the EVIL JATICE STRIXHAVEN? Why? I wil take it because at least is not UB but damn sounds lame...
>>97200871>planar chaos but sauceless
>>97202240To be fair to avatar I got away with running monowhite and monoblack
>>97202365monored and monogreen too even
>draft all the good removal from the first packs>"damn, someone here is going hard on black">pivot to w/b beaters>go 3-0it's that easy
>>97200871>the evil opposite of strixhaven>where all the characters are straight>and the art is good
>>97202383>no black girl>no sexually ambiguos characters>no smelly golgari neets>no stupid izzet cheatersevil? i would call this the good ones...
I like black girls...
>>97202441Too bad they all are shit on shitty white cards that never see play. JOTC likes to crap on white AND minorities at the same time.
>>97202449But this is my favorite Kaya.
>Jace makes the Evil Spock universe>this is the culmination of the Loot arcHow do we stop WotC?
>>97200828It's marketing survey stuff from last year, subject to some changes.
>>97202365Avatar draft has it's issues but colour distribution isn't one of them. The fact that mono colour, two colour and even three colour (as well as 4/5 c Shrines) gives it a lot of flexibility
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH EVERYTHING IS SUCH FUCKING BORING SHIT MAKE IT STOP
>>97202527Friendly Reminder this is the future you choose. You refused to gatekeep, you bought into LOTR. Now we are here, at the end of this long time ago beloved franchise.
>>97202572How would you gatekeep, anon?
>>97202527Unfriendly reminder that this is the design you chose by not telling retards and the mentally ill to shut the fuck up when they printed more autoplay solitaire FIRE aggro counterspell shit just because you didn't want to get called a "-phobe" and you're exactly the type of audience that just wants to win.Get fucked.
>>97202598firebomb wotc offices the moment the announce UB sets
>>97202572>You refused to gatekeepI very much did not refuse to gatekeep and called people who bought UB products idiots to their face multiple times.
>>97202652that's domestic terrorism not gatekeeping
I buy UB on purpose
>>972022401.75 months*
>>97202470Ah that makes sense
>>97202688>Being a retard on purposeLOLLMAO even.
>implying i like this game and want to see it thrivei stopped buying yugioh to kill iti buy UB to kill itEverything must die
>>97201824>building a harem of (biological) womenIf your harem doesn't have at least one femboy you aren't a real chad
>>97202744its ok to be a faggot nowadays, anon. you dont have to hide it behind faux straightness.
The only solution to fix mtg is to kill it.
>>97202758Zeus pounded boypussy. It's not about being gay or straight, it's about showing who is the alpha male.
>>97202789Zeus also fucked animals.
>>97202786but i like mtg... i mean old mtg without kinglons, spidermen, turtles and stupid benders...
>>97202823>mtg without kinglonsImpossible. Simply not something we can do. MTG just has to have Klingons. Klingons are integral to the aesthetic of MTG, in fact. MTG would not exist without Klingons. Klingons built MTG, anon.
>>97202815No, he turned into animals to fuck people. It's Loki who got banged by an horse and Loki is a faggot.
>>97202823I feel worse knowing Picard, Spock. Spaceships and She-Hulk will be part of this game next year.
>>97202823I want more klingons, more fortnite, star wars, monster hunter, vocaloid, vtubers, sonic, dragonball, smt, the office, more spidermens until mtg starts crossing over with itself and everything becomes canon... As an eternal reminder that it's all your fault for not removing counterspells from the game.
an smt UB would go hard tho
>>97202883Pixie could be the 1/2 flyer Pauper needs to save me from Lavadart
>>97202921>pixietruly a man of hee
>>97202527Man, the Planar Chaos set logo fucked
Hows a real nigga supposed to get some land around here
>>97202921>1/2 flyer Anon, you litteraly can use the best card in the game.
>>97203081That's a two-drop. I need it to be a one-drop.One powerTwo toughnessFlyingPayable with one (1) blue manaLegal in PauperThat's my wish for Santa this year.
>>97203095Should've played a better color, like white.
>>97203095But also there's this
>>97203119ok now this is epic>>97203111fuck off whitecuck
>>97203058Planar chaos cards are kino. It also referenced cards back when magic was good and the color pie meant something.
>>97203119finally... no more turn 1 lavadart ruining my game...
>>97203141>It also referenced cards back when magic was good and the color pie meant something>by demolishing the color pieYeah nice blue vigilance you got there bro, showing some real respect to the color pie lol
>>97203143Bro madness barely plays creatures. Just play brinebarrow intruder/humbling elder to have something that's not useless in other matchuos
>>97203157I already have 4 intruders in the mainmadness and burn play epicure, guttersnipe, flamebreather and sneaky snacker
>>97202456This mary sue single handedly ruined the best setting in mtg
>>97203166> I already have 4 intruders in the mainPut 2 more in the sideboard. Madness will side out guttersnipe against you.
>>97203149Serra sphynx like creatures have been around since legends. None of these cards break the color pie, they are effects that aren't represented often in the colors.
>>97203174>Madness will side out guttersnipe against you.Why would they do that?Every pyrobolt they throw at my ninjas or counterspells is gonna shock me.There was a tournament at my LGS last week, I went 3-2 and my losses were to burn and madness.I got raped by guttersnipes mostly. One time I had to mull to 5 which didn't help.
>>97203190NTA but they used to give black vigilance too. It wasn’t as concretely as white/green thing back then.
>>97203141>blue card is now just in every set
>>97203231Blue vigilance is an abomination and the people who defend it are the dumbest emu-brained morons on the planet.
>>97200871They're literally saying "subvert expectations"
>>97203243yeah its even worse than i could have imaginedconsider my expectations subverted
>>97203243Joke on them, I expect nothing.
>>97203198Because you have no lifegain so they don't need that extra reach. They bring the blasts to counter your blasts and win through regular old burn + flamebreather
>>97201730you know this isn't true, man. what do you gain from lying?
Cub and Oroboroid both need banned. About 8 red removal spells need banned. Gran Gran needs ban banned. Grancestral Recall needs banned. Stormchaser's Talent needs banned. It's a real fucking mess in Standard right now.
>>97203344uhm... best we can do is ban.. uhmmm.... nothing?
strong green cards
>>97203363
Waiter waiter more prowess support! We need another 50 Monastery Mentors because not enough people are playing noncreature spells in Commander!
>>97203344Notice how these are all Green, Red and Blue. Where is the STRONG BLACK cards wotc. Do they guys just hate the colour!?
KAMIGAWABUNGA, fellow Magic enjoyers!! Are you ready for Turtles just after Lorwyn??
Waiter waiter, there is a In-Universe set in my Universes-Beyond game
>>97203344Notice how none of these are white cards. but that’s what happens when kikes make standard a non-white format for over a decade.
>>97203484Isnt the card in the background image something retarded like 1WW - Scry 1 and gain 1 life when a creature enters, draw one if a second creature enters? It's something dumb and slow like that.
>>97203190White had Moorish Cavalry and War Elephant with mono white Trample, yet I haven’t seen 80 rare and mythic white trample creatures with flying printed in Standard. Funny how selective JOTC is about bullshitting 30 year old precedents
>>97203484Good.
>>97200219I can think of at least five different standard decks that can pull off a turn 3 win with perfect hands and no interference.
>>97203492Nope that was Sigrid, a 2/2 flag first strike protection from Gods with a combat O-ring that saw zero fucking play because Gavin is a biased kike who hates white
>>97203511I can do that in turn 2 in pauper with a gimmick deck
>>97200871So Jace is just straight up evil now?
>>97203492No
>>97203517There was a strong white weenie deck at the time though. Sigrid was shit because she was combat only, brutal cathar was very popular. So many anons complained about luminarch aspirant.
>>97200956It is just that, isn't it? I don't mind having representation for whoever, just make them fantastical. I'll take a black lesbian that actually looks like a cool idealized wizard or knight over yet another dude that looks like you picked them off the street and lazily photoshopped them into a "fantasy" outfit.
>>97203522>>97203517Who the fuck am I thinking of then? That's still a terrible fucking card.
>>97201767>>97201778I thought it was that he entered the Mirror Realm which can be molded by someone good enough at that type of magic. It's more about it than him.
>>97202688me too. the cards are so powerful
>>97203544No idea, probably not a KHM card. The archetype there was cast two spells. Maybe thinking of this guy.
>>97203537Every rotation some retards think white weenie is a good deck when the archetype has been fucking dead for a decade and is never coming back when mono red out powers it every time now. And now green can have 20 power out by turn 4 now. It’s dead. It’s fucking annihilated and never coming back. Luminarch was barely playable and still died to Goldspan/Epiphany like Thalia did when JOTC STILL had to eventually ban Epiphany and Expressive Iterarion.
>>97203544You were thinking of rumor gatherer fromNew Capenna, which is also shit
>>97203387Don't remind me, they rotated my beloved Swiftspear (and banned Cori) and the only good Prowess now is from otter tokens.
>>97203554I think I was thinking of that one. I did discover Rumor Gatherer too though which fit my description a little more.>>97203571Yeah, mixing shit white 3 drops in my head.
>>97203520Oh yeah, but Standard should probably be at least a turn 4 format, hopefully 5 or 6.
>>97203574>and the only good Prowess now is from otter tokens.and more otter tokensand MORE otter tokensAND MORE OTTER TOKENS
>>97203581I think "perfect hand with no interference" simply isn't realistic nor a relevant metric to judge things by
>>97203578JOTC also hard fixing white rares at 3 mana while red and blue get better ones at 1 and 2 is another reason why White is always going to be outpaced and outpowered every standard year from now on since FIRE design
>>97203565>Luminarch was barely playablecould've fooled me, I could go dig through the archives and dredge up hundreds of posts from anons bitching about it
>>97203548>Pushing fake Magic cards so meta slaves are forced to consoom themIs this the most evil plot of JOTC?
>>97202240>Three months laterbuddy we have 7 sets per year, it's not 3 months between sets anymore
>>97202572>you bought into LOTR.but I didn't, i hated UB from the very beginning
>>97203602It also was powerful enough to get nerfed in alchemy
>>97203602>>97203634But yet never powerful enough to be banned. Because every other deck archetype crushed the shit out of it like always. It’s like a bull complaining that the cuck’s dick isn’t small enough to enjoy the humiliation.
>>97203650>cucking analogy
>>97203650>It’s like a bull complaining that the cuck’s dick isn’t small enough to enjoy the humiliation.You need to disconnect from the internet for a solid month straight.
>>97203344>right now.Kek
>>97203650>It’s like a bull complaining that the cuck’s dick isn’t small enough to enjoy the humiliation.... anon...
>>97203407There is so much cringe in this card that I hurled a little.
>>97203650>It’s like a bull complaining that the cuck’s dick isn’t small enough to enjoy the humiliation.As expected of Whiteschizo.
>>97203537Don't reply to whiteschizo.
>>97203537>a strong white weenieOh no...
>>97203612No, it's not evil, it's just what any reasonable person would do if they wanted to make a lot of money of off actual retarded individuals who believe they're smart by playing a non-game and don't even notice they're just gambling on coin flips.
>>97201988She became cold and calculating.
>>97202407Monkey paw curlsThe set is nowFilled with black menLots of gay charactersSmelly Gruul neetsStupid Dimir cheaters
Would an anon be kind enough to help me finish this mtg card in the making? I don't know what it should have for general stats or an effect.
>politicsget a fucking personality, retard
Have an acorn.
>>972039160/10 Needs more yinglets
>>97203916>ExistentSounds like something from the frenopolis scammer.
>>97203916Climate fag
why did they print the lessons without the learn thing? i don't get the gimmick. if it's thematic to avatar then sure whatever i never watched it but idk why they stapled "lesson" onto a bunch of instants and sorceries
>>97204138>Japan and anime save Magic>AGAINBow down.
>>97204071>>97204112*cracks beer**sips*Ahhh, now this is Magic
Watch there be no Lorwyn previews and it goes right to Marvel slop
Honestly, every single second spent on this game fills me with regret.
>>97203966bigger...
>>97204216I feel the same way since i saw pic related.
>>97204216Unfortunately, magic is the best tcg rule set. Have you created your own battle box or cube yet.
>>97204260yeah yeah we get it already>>97204274I crave violence.
>>97204250The acorn is of the same size.
>>97200871>multiverseOnce again, why are Americans so obsessed with this concept? That aside, colour shifts are cool but I have no hope for the art.
>>97204327The same reason they are obsessed with politics and sexuality in EVERYTHING, kinda weird ngl
>>97204141They're probably saving "learn" for Strixhaven 2: Bizarro Boogaloo
>>97204327They have an over active imagination yet sill bound by a purity of orthodoxy. The multiverse concept allows them to reimagine a work without besmirching the original yet still make it their own.
>>97204327They're just copying the MCU beat for beat like always.
>>97204327Because it allows hack writers to write every shitty stories they want without any consequences. You can kill any character you want, do every shitty what if you can think off, break the continuity, retcon everything you know about a character before another writer do the same you don't have to care it's a fucking multiverse so if you shit the bed too hard with a character it's not a big deal you can just say "don't worry it was an alt universe version of the character, the real one is fine" and after that you do a crossover with all the alternate version of a character, kill a bunch for shock value before starting all over again. Multiverse just allow writer to be lazy and throw shit on the wall to see what sticks.
>>97204162This card fucks.
>>97204216 #Nah. What's happened to MTG is like watching a good friend change into a person that you can no longer relate to. It sucks. Occasionally you can see glimpses of how your friend used to be and you think they will turn back. But they don't. They spend less and less time with you. They keep hanging around with weird people you've never seen before. Eventually you realize that the reason you feel bad is because of all the good times you had with that person. After grieving, you move on. And that's that.
>>97204440This, but the “weird people” your old beloved friend hang now are turtles, klingons and superheroes…
>>97204125This is kino thanks anon
>>97200818>the monster is evolved loot
>>972041411: avatar is all about gaining allies and learning shit2: they made cards care about lessons3: why not? even if we WEREN'T getting strixhaven soon, there's no reason not to ex[and support to a mechanic
what scares me the most is that I can come up with NOTHING that could make me quit the gameregardless how much I hate UBslop
>>97204496You are lost friend
>>97204496you're worse than a pig
>>97204496what scares me is that i quit but i still can't let go for good because there is nothing else to doand i mean, literally, there is nothing else worth pursuingi've stopped consuming altogetheri'm practically a talking vegetable now
>>97204468It's a Mage Hunter.
>>97204216they designed the game to appeal to smart young men knowing all along they were going to rugpull it and make us all look like losers after wasting all of our time and money
>>97204578damn, this game really is the biggest high I'll ever have huh
i don't really feel forced to keep playing this game since i do not really have expensive cards that i would need to sellMaybe spent around 500 bucks in total for this game since Ikoria and maybe got around 200 bucks in valueStill can't be bothered to sell
>>97203588The thing about the ascension combo is that one drop into ascension is what you want to do even if you don't have the combo.The deck lines up really well that way.
