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>>97207005>What do you want for xmas?MTG to die and WotC to go under.
>>97207053WotC wouldn't have become what it is today if you paypigs didn't buy any D&D (after 3.5e) or any MtG or any Pokemon TCG. It's all your fault. And everyone ITT.
>3 set blocks return>they retcon Lorwyn and Plenar Chaos into bring part of gay brown StrixhavenMonkey Paw curls
>>97207139I want Harry Potter UB so bad. It's not even that I like HP, it's just that I want to see the main sub implode when it shows yet again that nobody gives a fuck about their pearl clutching.>pic is me when I just know pauper will be the last format to be ruined
>>97207005>What do you want for xmas?At this point a good blowjob and a quick fuck with a beautiful woman. My wife has gotten so incredibly fat. I was looking at her today and her stomach is gigantic. Like she's pregnant but isn't. She's literally wearing pregnancy clothes still. She told me she eats lots of ice cream today. I said "that explains a lot" without thinking. Fuck my life. Fuck christmas. Fuck bitches getting fat the moment you knock them up.
>>97207005>TQA magic playing GF.
>>97207005>TQ>What do you want for xmas?I’m hoping the game I submitted to a local contest moves on to the next phase.The results will be revealed the 24th.
>What do you want for xmas?A 1/2 flyer printed at common for U with some kind of ETB upside.
>>97207139:( yep. I honestly feel ashamed on putting my hopes in Lorwyn after what they did to TarQueer.>>97207233After what JKRolling said about trans? Anon, wotc is full of trans...
>>97207053this but hasbro so wotc becomes independent again
>>97207449>no flashunplayable
>TQi want to play a paper draft, arena is nice but is not the same stakes
>>97207500the arena experience is too fundamentally different from a real draft. You can't hatedraft and there's no banter with the buddies, also everyone ends up with retarded pools. This becomes 10x worse if you're on quickdraft BTW
>>97207233>>97207471Wasn't Strix literally supposed to be Harry Potter UB but the WotC troons desided to scrap and repurpose it due to Rawling?
> TQFor tolarian terror and writhing chrysalis to disappear from pauper
They should have made "Splice onto Trap" a Magic Keyword.And also made Sorcery Traps
Magic sucks. I want Duel Masters back.
>>97207005>TQFor for them to show the revised MH secret lair with more appropriate flavor pick reprints with no original card designs. I don't care if they're all $1 bulk rares, I'm printing them myself anyway because secret lairs are a scam.
I got a Magic girlfriend, when she moved in with me she immediately stopped playing Magic. Some time passed, a few years; She looks over my shoulder as I play Magic Arena and is like "wtf, why is there Final Fantasy and Avatar in Magic? Eww". In a different conversation she said "Magic has changed so much since I played I would have to learn the game all over again".Recently I've been playing Riftbound starter decks versus her recently. I should play those again with her sometime this weekend.
>draw board clear in the first 3 turns>win >don't draw board clear>losesuch a stimulating standard environment
>>97207613>She
I am not convinced jackal pup is a good card in premodern
>>97207625>board clear
>>97207282You gotta let them know you can still get it with or without them. I love my wife but I make a point to stay on my game with good grooming, staying sharp with flirting with her, or other women occasionally, and most importantly not letitng my mindset and behavior at home become submissive. We have 2 kids but she's stayed skinny, dressing as if she was still 19, and we have sex probably 2 - 3 times a week. Blowjobs can be hard to come by but she finally let me try anal this year.
>>97207282I'm kinda in the same boat After kid #1 I was able to get her to diet but after kid #2 she really pulled the pin on the fat grenade I'm unironically concerned she will become diabeticSex is still great though
>>97207666>finally let me try anal this yearI dont get what the fuss is about, it's pretty gross in my experience. Luckily for my wife sphincter, I got that out of my system in my 20s. That poor, poor girl.
>people with wife and kidsNormies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>97207548Strix predates full UB sets.
>>97207656this but with goblin patrol
>>97207335Your choices are a real girl that only plays UB, or a "girl" that only plays EDH.
>>97207689Fuck outta here - Magic is largely an older person game.TQ: I already got what I wanted for Christmas two hour long fuck session with the wife while she was wearing elf ears, a Santa hat and fishnet stockings, but if Santa also wants to get rid of UB permanently for me that would be great.
>>97207548That's just one of the many delusions people make up and parrot without evidence.
