I hate the new captcha edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97200189 #>TQWhat is your favorite card with hardcore pornography? Extremely graphic images only please.
Old thread>>97207005
>TQ
>TQyou know this shit was meant for the furries
>>97214150
>TQfish tits
fat fetish
Hot but too much for a children's card game
>>97214250where's the penis?
>>97214279thats a custom card made by some faggot and not an actual wotsi card they printed and sold right
>>97214292thats a pride secret lair card, fampai
fish boobs
>>97214150>I hate the new captcha editionWhy? It's the easiest shit, and I don't have to keep scrolling to figure out if it's a 4 or an A.
>>97214402doing 3 puzzles is more annoying than typing 5 letters
>he hates new captchaOP might genuinely be retarded since he can't even read properlyi love when shit filters out the cattle who think they're smart
>he doesnt have the pass
Anon, 20 bucks in soupa de macaco money is like 10 years worth of rent
>>97214419>3 puzzlesDumb phoneposter
>>97214445Phoneposters only do 1 puzzle. Desktop has to do 3.
>>97214500It's the opposite for me
>>97214500Literally not. I keep posting shit when people complain on every board.
New captcha is based because it filters brainlets.Every board has improved dramatically.Anyways,>TQPic.
>>97214510>Next 1/1Anon...
>>97214532I meant to reply to>>97214507
>TQYou just know OP got extremely fucking called out by this >>97213751and is exactly the type of slop enjoying gooner who deems anything that isn't hardcore pornography as boring.
>>97214582Do you consider the OP pic hardcore pornography?
>What is your favorite card with hardcore pornography? Extremely graphic images only please.Any common I can cast for U that's 1/2 and flying with ETB upside.
>>97214592But there aren't any
>>97214608There will be in Lorwyn Eclipsed. Trust the plan.
>>97214587Are you ever gonna stop seething?Shut the fuck up already
>>97214620Dodging the question
>>97214445It's 3 on my desktop and 1 on my phone..
>>97214150Firebending Student. Finally we are YuGiOh levels of art.
>Lorwyn will save us
>>97214679It's not hard to ignore things you don't like.
97214623>still now new scriptanon, you're not trolling anyoneyou're just an annoying bot like every other epic ween on every fucking board spamming the same idiotic seething shit and pretending to not care.You have no hobbysYou have no tasteYou have no interestsYou have no personalityYou are just a cunt that cannot cope with being a fucking waste of flesh and oxygenSell the excuse of a bug soul you have to the devil and let some demon posses your body maybe you'll manage to spam something else except butthurt replies masked as some sort of gotcha you so fucking desperately crave like the dickless abomination you made yourself to beMe replying to you might be unironically the highlight of your miserable existenceYou owe me 20 suicides.Start reincarnating yourself now.
>>97214677>Izzet >Predominantly Homosexual>Not Exclusively HomosexualAnon... You failed us...
>>97214692>he still hasn't answered the question
>>97214677New Commander brackets looking weird
>"Ain't no way you just suggested that even slightly scantily clad women counts as pornography."kill yourself then maybe i'll humor the strawman you made What do you even get out of being this retarded?Anon, just kill yourself. Your life really isn't getting better than this
Saar the new captcha is difficult to do the needful redeeming, even the smartest Brahmin in my village has to be doing of the refreshing 3-4 times before it can be solved
Digital IDs are going to be a godsend for the internet.This fucking swarm of minors, phoneposters, browns and jeets making absolute fucking atrocious posts and ruining every single fucking site and discussion, will finally end for good.>inb4 but you must ID yourself tooI'll just stop using the internet, not my problem.I just want to see them get fucked.
>>97214782What you don't realize is that it's those retards who want digital ID in the first place because they have literally nothing to lose since they have tard wranglers and handlers watching them already.
>>97214782You've got it all mixed up. The retards will be unfazed. It'll just drive away the people who value their privacy and leave everything intact for the retards to fully occupy.
>>97214677>OrzhovWe sure about this anon?
Why would the groups who stand to gain the most from being free to disrupt everything and scam, want to introduce digital IDs?>but muh freedomStop being stupid fucking retards and trolling (extremely badly) all the fucking time.It's like anything you say or do, it's just met with nothing but insults. Not even light banter, just the most inane mind numbing and copy pasted insults.You can't even talk about hobbies in any sort of real capacity anymore without attracting the usual retard who just starts spamming the same fucking insults every fucking time.It's just annoying and tiring and begs the question for what fucking purpose should this shit even be allowed to keep existing>>97214823>i will minecraftThat's what i hope you do.Might as well burn all this shit down.
Maybe digital IDs wouldn't be a thing if you developed a sense of humor instead of using death threats as jokes.
>>97214858Let's not pretend any of this nonsense is about trying to clamp down on death threats
No, it's about sending you back to finish clown school.
>>97214691nta but it is when people who like thing I hate use thing they like. It's not hard to avoid being consciously disingenuous about this yet here you are.
>>97214877Not sure what that was about but pic related.
Bring back the Ante rule for MtG. Loser has to give his life to the winner.
>>97214884Not for anyone's life or anything, but I like the idea of ante. Someone would probably get killed for cardboard so it won't come back sadly.
>>97214908The problem with ante is that it basically resulted in Battle City where the stronger decks ended up winning all the cards and thus had the most capacity to build a strong deck.
>cheating already downright bad>he wants ante backjust bring a gun to a card game at that point
>>97214917>Ante up a weak card>NOOOO MY BRILLIANT PLAN FOILED
>>97214917it would mean far less in terms of deck power today when people would just have spares of everythingante battle city shennanigans only kick in in yugioh's weird card scarcity, or in the magic that richard garfield imagined where nobody had catalouged everything, rares were mysterious cards, etc.anyway battle city ante seems bizarre given it can reduce people to below min deck size, but then early yugioh ran on different rules, some of which were "if you can blag it in duelist kingdom, it works sure">>97214956ante was random, anon. you anted the top card of your deck, blind, immediately after you mulligan'd IIRC.
>>97214917Brackets or tiered decks would mitigate this. Most logical approach is if you don't think you can win don't play for Ante.>>97214932>CheatingNobody advocates or endorses that shit anon. I didn't say it was likely to come back, just would be cool to see.
I am pro-Clown.
The most dangerous game, ante your gender identity
how we stop the retards shitting up this thread and the UB menace they obviously support?
>>97215082talk about premodernhttps://www.mtggoldfish.com/tournament/premodern-league-2025-12-20#online
>>97215082Maybe we could try, and I know this sounds crazy, it probably won't work, but if it's even a 1 in a million chance we might as well try, talking about Magic the Gathering.
Why is it that people think MtG products (or any TCG product) are only worth buying if they can sell it for a profit? Especially coming from a playerbase who would likely identify as being anti-Capitalist (or pro-Socialist)? Why do they think that these products exist solely to be exchanged, and never actually to be played with?
>>97215107Because they are not really anti-capitalist or pro-socialist. They claim they are, but what they really want to do is game the system they are in and live off the results without really needing to do any work. Scalpers by their nature are a parasite that just extract money from the rest of the consumer base.
>>97214968Not even if you think you can win, if you can't handle a loss don't ante. Don't bet things you aren't willing to part with.
Still holding out hope the tribal damage doubler is cheap (at least in terms of mana, that shit will probably be $10+ because of memeander). If they're willing to print a 5-mana 3/5 flyer with a one-sided, unconditional damage doubler, in the almost-completely-powercrept Foundations set of all things, they'll probably print one that only doubles damage from a specific creature type at 3 mana or less.
>>97215230There's already a 4 mana damage doubler.
>>97214679>why is the whimsy plane whimsical
>>97215230You have Rollercrusher Ride if you really want damage doubling and it also pulls double duty as removal.
Uh, Urzabros?
>>97215107The people buying MtG products to use as investments are not anti-capitalist. In fact they're barely even part of the community.
>>97215237>>97215269I know, I'm just making the point because someone in a previous thread said something like "even modern WotC wouldn't print an effect like that at 2 mana", but considering Lightning just has to deal combat damage to double your team's power, without any other conditions, I think it's reasonable to believe they'll print something like a 2 or 3-mana changeling that doubles your tribe's damage for a particular condition.
Funny how JOTC erased White completely from Standard for a decade and nobody (except me) cared.
>>97215277If White's slice of the color pie is Armageddon and Balance, then White can go to hell.
I'm interested in playing a heroic deck in Pauper, but I have a deep seated disgust towards spiders. Unfortunately this card is one of the main creatures used in the deck right now.Does anyone know of some good cards I could use to replace it? The deck already runs Lagonna-Band Trailblazer, Armored Armadillo, and Akroan Skyguard.
>>97215272So how many packs have you bought this year?
>>97214421Yeah I'm being melodramatic, I was phone posting at work and a patient kept interrupting me
>>972152967 or 8.
>>97215272Cracking packs is for gambling addicts. I seriously hope most players don't have knee high boxes of garbage cards. Draft is the worst format, letting strangers touch your cards is gross. The best version of sealed is box against box.
