Flaming edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97268083>TQWhat is your favorite kind of elemental? (Do you prefer humanoid, weird, or something else?)
First for Maro is a man with no principles, no talent, and no dick. A corporate pig happy to shit down the trough to the other pigs for some extra slop. Both a slave and a slave master. What a pathetic little man
trannies in MY /mtg/? Let's link up
Second for this game fucking sucks ass and has zero redeeming qualities.
>>97275042And those other pigs are eating it up!
Star Trek is going to save Magic.I am literally dying having to wait for the Phaser artifact that puts stun counters on things! It's going to be awesome!
I can't believe this racist, white supremacist game didn't even make a George Floyd Secret Lair, s.m.h. my head
>>97275035>TQThe bug kind, even if they're not actually bugs.
I prefer elementals that are made up of a single element
Merry Christmas.
>>97275217And not even a single character with dimes among them.
>>97275187such a shit card, but truly magic incarnate
Happy New Yea
>>97275225ALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD EGOTIST
>>97275035TQI liked the Bloomburrow ones
Where are the waterkin from? They're obviously not from Lorwyn.
>>97275328Probably an earlier concept they turned into rimekin instead.
>>97275328>DEI Forced blue representationHate having to see wetbacks in the game
>>97275352Why does a living fire need armor?
>>97275368The chest is extra but the armor for hands and legs makes some sense for a fire elemental. Fire is non-solid so it wouldn't pack as much of a punch, literally, so if you give them something solid it could let them actually put some force into those hits.It's not for armor, it's a weapon.
>>97275368So we can see his abs
>>97275431If the fire was non-solid it wouldn't be able to wear armor in the first place.
>>97275434>VaporkinGod I miss Seb so much...
This bitch is going bald
>>97275478She's a master dickbender
>>97275352God, imagine having to work with this guy. It raises so many questions. He must be like 1000 degrees, how do people stand next to him? What does he do when he isn't in battle? Do they ask if he wants to hang out at the bar on rest days?
>>97275368intimidation and identification on the battlefield
>>97275368You mean, "Why would a Berserker need armor?"
>>97275442Clearly it can wear them at the very least so you're wrong.
>>97275478>GoingGone, anon.
>>97275564Yes, it can wear them, meaning the fire has mass unlike real life fire. There's no reason to think it would need to wield gloves as weapons, it can already punch things.
>>97275328You see, Jace created the Shadowve- the Upside Do- Garth Marenghi's Darkpla- I mean, the Dark Timeli- Sorry, Wolfenstei- Wait no- Bizarro Wo- Sorry, I mean Jace created-Anyways. Jace made Opposite Lorwyn (Which is not Shadowmoor) and, naturally, Water is the opposite of Fire. So Not! Shadowmoor has Waterkin instead of Firekin. It's super creative.
>>97275478yeah i'm not really paying attention at what's on her head, brother
>>97275584Yeah you're right. Nobody has ever found a use for brass knuckles, gauntlets, etc. because we already have mass. The idea of putting a harder mass over our soft mass for combat reasons doesn't make any sense.
My MtG New Years Resolution is that I'm going to ask out the LGS tranny. You never know until you try.
>Mark still won't learn from this
>>97275642Gay Bolas Anon will save Magic.
Ready for another year of no powerful white cards and endless red/blue Standard. It’s the UB hell you all deserve.
>>97275626The difference between metal and flesh is a lot bigger than the difference between metal and fire. Him burning a guy alive with a touch is going to be more effective than punching him with a glove.
>>97275591>>97275636Anon is going to get pegged by a norwood 3
>>97275741No I'm not taking anything, I'm not gay. But I might touch it if she asks.
>>97275636Transanon who offers head and swallow for an RCQ invite but would anyway even if I lost
Male or female, i'll ram my average sized peener inside them as long as they're pretty and have feminine bodies.But the "trans" individuals usually are the ugliest genetic dead ends anyone has ever witnessed.Gays are either hairy men or skeletons.Just insane how you can glance inside an LGS during commander hours and instantly become straight again.
>>97275368Because the ones neglecting proper armors are no longer living
>>97275803You need to properly vet your tranny harem. My pod so far is cute and valid.
>>97275803>But the "trans" individuals usually are the ugliest genetic dead ends anyone has ever witnessed.Those are the ones that you immediately recognize as trans, yes. The ones who pass generally don’t make a point of outing themselves as trans unless and until it becomes relevant.
>>97275818I don't really believe that.Compared to the average normalpiggy, my standards are considered high and i am able to tell from body language alone if they're good quality or not.>>97275822Are they "trans" or is it just crossdressers who have that fetish?I ain't supporting shallow mediocrity.
