It's pic related. Peter Jackson tried to copy Blix's swag for a good reason
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>>97290361more pictures as a proof of concept
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>>97290365How much do they pay you? Must be good seeing your dedication.
>>97290361>>97290376>>97290380>>97290396kino goblin design
>>97290361The Hinchliffe goblins
>>97290361Have to disagree, pic related are the best designs I've ever seen for goblins.>>97290521No, Wilbur's jealousy of others drives him to do it for free.
I can't imagine a more wasteful and completely worthless thread topic. But /tg/ is a very retarded board. Maybe rpgs really do rot the brain.
>>97290902Sounds like a (You) problem
>>97290902>I can't imagineWe know, Wilbur!
>>97290361>>97290855>>97290857Porcs will always reign supreme.
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>>97291048Agreed, porcs for orcs but Labyrinth puppets for goblins.
>>97291211I honestly think Tolkien got it right by not really making a distinction between them (or at least making the line very blurry). Uncertain spawn of chaos and evil will always be more interesting than some anal taxonomy.
>>97291323Nah
>>97290361Morrowind nailed it
I like the goblins from Harry Potterhttps://youtu.be/0cCz6-K1JQ8?feature=sharedhttps://youtu.be/sOs9_RQxHjg?si=KQiI7eZkwjtHAS7P
>>97290361Blix is kino.
>>97291323I agree on the taxonomy part, but I do prefer to split my goblins and orcs based on folklore.
>>97290361Porcs
>>97291866Based on which folklore do you split them?
>>97291909Germanic for goblins, Nordic for orcs.
>>97291948You mean goblins look like they are represented in german folklore or are they literally german culture coded?
>>97290857>>97291030Oh, I missed the point where he got a name. That's cute.
>>97292380I tried to tell him to sage the threads he pesters, but he became so smug I had to call him a nigger and copped a short ban.It really is some sort of sub-sentient life-form.Unironically too dumb to be a bot.Know how we joke about having autism?That nigga thinks he's in good company.
>>97292380Yeah, I think it started before Christmas, apparently other boards have resident morons, and Wilbur is ours.>hates creativity because he can't be creative>complains about lack of system/mechanic discussion, but doesn't interact with system/mechanic threads>often accuses others of being nogames but has never played a game himself>"traditional games?"
>>97292516You're trying to construct a boogeyman.And it's kind of shit.It also never works and never helps, and the energy you put into fighting your boogeyman could be better spent showing people how to make fun and interesting posts, instead of waging a war against, in this case, anyone who wants to easily troll people with just two words.
>>97292575As you can see, Wilbur doesn't like his new name.
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>>97292516>apparently other boards have resident morons, and Wilbur is oursNo fucking way my post about /v/ naming its schizos actually lead to actionable chsnge on this board.
>>97293288Excellent design, but this is more of an orc than a goblin.
>Where da human women at?
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>>97294309>I too am curious
>no sexy goblin women postedImpressive.I'm rather fond of Kruleboy orks, personally
>>97293944It's an orcs + goblins thread though
>>97290361>We argue about what the peak goblin/orc design isPeak orc design is largely a solved problem: >>97291048 >>97291211 >>97291908 Porc. Worst qualities of a boar, worst qualities of a man, their swine appearance gives them a little bit of whimsical "conventional" fantasy or fairy tale, but it can also be easily exaggerated and taken in a darker direction for grittier fantasy. It just looks right. It's completely appropriate. I'm still thinking about goblins. I don't know what to do with them, personally.
>>97290371>admits this is a nogames threadHonestly admirable.
>>97294617I like them too. They feel more older style. Before the hulk or human but green. They look like from Jacksons LOTR.
>>97294766That's just your average Norwegian.
>>97295589I wish Orks would get more variety in bodies and looks. Older art makes them look like a truly chaotic band of monsters.
>>97294766Mortiis would unironically make for some kino orc or goblin warlock
>>97295569Post minis, games or a book you own, that is if you do actually play games.
>>97293944The Dwarf Head trophies make me think of Azog the Goblin, the Gob that killed Thorin's Da.
>>97290944I really dig these
>>97290361I always liked might and magic gremlins and goblins for being different between many of the games. The whole fantasy merged with science fiction thing allows them to get pretty goofy with the designs. Makes me wish they did a might and magic ttrpg. I heard rumors there was going to be one at some point but it never happened.
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>>97292516>doesn't interact with system/mechanic threadsWhere are they?
>>97296699For me it's the HOMM3 goblins
>>97294766based
>>97290361I like pic related. Porc but deformed and maybe a bit corpse-like.>>97296736The few times we made them for you, you let them die, Wilbur. Because, as we can now see here >>97296180 you don't actually want to do anything but complain because you're a nogames with no imagination.
>>97296746Always liked 4 and 5. 4 for having that whole dark fay curse thing with them and five for making them really pompous sci fi aliens conquerors. A lot of the quests in these games have probably influenced my campaigns for years at this point.
Peak performance
>>97296901Correct. Something about the Uruk-hai Berserker design made 12 year old me really want to take a stick and swing it like an idiot. Like some sort of primal archaic urge.
>>97297138It’s funny it’s something Tolkien knew boys would want to go around “playing orc” and the thought was depressing to him.
>>97296785If the "games" listed in that thread are games, then quests are games, RapeApe.
>>97297171>oh no boys are pretending to be monsters!I like Tolkien but sometimes he was up his own ass.
>>97297210desperately flailing for a narrative>playing pretend on /tg/ is more of a game than Pendragon
>>97297210>pendragon isn't a gameLol? Wat mate?
>>97290361Personally I like what The Dark Eye did with them
Roll for you orc mount
>>972976921 or 8 for orcs, 3 for gobbos.
>>972976921 but the real question is Isengard or Gundabad warg
>>97290361Oldschool and mongol coded
>>97297692Nah, I'll take whatever those things in the front are.
