It's pic related. Peter Jackson tried to copy Blix's swag for a good reason
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>>97290361more pictures as a proof of concept
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>>97290365How much do they pay you? Must be good seeing your dedication.
>>97290361>>97290376>>97290380>>97290396kino goblin design
>>97290361The Hinchliffe goblins
>>97290361Have to disagree, pic related are the best designs I've ever seen for goblins.>>97290521No, Wilbur's jealousy of others drives him to do it for free.
I can't imagine a more wasteful and completely worthless thread topic. But /tg/ is a very retarded board. Maybe rpgs really do rot the brain.
>>97290902Sounds like a (You) problem
>>97290902>I can't imagineWe know, Wilbur!
>>97290361>>97290855>>97290857Porcs will always reign supreme.
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>>97291048Agreed, porcs for orcs but Labyrinth puppets for goblins.
>>97291211I honestly think Tolkien got it right by not really making a distinction between them (or at least making the line very blurry). Uncertain spawn of chaos and evil will always be more interesting than some anal taxonomy.
>>97291323Nah
>>97290361Morrowind nailed it
I like the goblins from Harry Potterhttps://youtu.be/0cCz6-K1JQ8?feature=sharedhttps://youtu.be/sOs9_RQxHjg?si=KQiI7eZkwjtHAS7P
>>97290361Blix is kino.
>>97291323I agree on the taxonomy part, but I do prefer to split my goblins and orcs based on folklore.
>>97290361Porcs
>>97291866Based on which folklore do you split them?
>>97291909Germanic for goblins, Nordic for orcs.
>>97291948You mean goblins look like they are represented in german folklore or are they literally german culture coded?
>>97290857>>97291030Oh, I missed the point where he got a name. That's cute.
>>97292380I tried to tell him to sage the threads he pesters, but he became so smug I had to call him a nigger and copped a short ban.It really is some sort of sub-sentient life-form.Unironically too dumb to be a bot.Know how we joke about having autism?That nigga thinks he's in good company.
>>97292380Yeah, I think it started before Christmas, apparently other boards have resident morons, and Wilbur is ours.>hates creativity because he can't be creative>complains about lack of system/mechanic discussion, but doesn't interact with system/mechanic threads>often accuses others of being nogames but has never played a game himself>"traditional games?"
>>97292516You're trying to construct a boogeyman.And it's kind of shit.It also never works and never helps, and the energy you put into fighting your boogeyman could be better spent showing people how to make fun and interesting posts, instead of waging a war against, in this case, anyone who wants to easily troll people with just two words.
>>97292575As you can see, Wilbur doesn't like his new name.
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>>97292516>apparently other boards have resident morons, and Wilbur is oursNo fucking way my post about /v/ naming its schizos actually lead to actionable chsnge on this board.
>>97293288Excellent design, but this is more of an orc than a goblin.
>Where da human women at?
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>>97294309>I too am curious
>no sexy goblin women postedImpressive.I'm rather fond of Kruleboy orks, personally
>>97293944It's an orcs + goblins thread though
>>97290361>We argue about what the peak goblin/orc design isPeak orc design is largely a solved problem: >>97291048 >>97291211 >>97291908 Porc. Worst qualities of a boar, worst qualities of a man, their swine appearance gives them a little bit of whimsical "conventional" fantasy or fairy tale, but it can also be easily exaggerated and taken in a darker direction for grittier fantasy. It just looks right. It's completely appropriate. I'm still thinking about goblins. I don't know what to do with them, personally.
>>97290371>admits this is a nogames threadHonestly admirable.
>>97294617I like them too. They feel more older style. Before the hulk or human but green. They look like from Jacksons LOTR.
>>97294766That's just your average Norwegian.
>>97295589I wish Orks would get more variety in bodies and looks. Older art makes them look like a truly chaotic band of monsters.
>>97294766Mortiis would unironically make for some kino orc or goblin warlock
>>97295569Post minis, games or a book you own, that is if you do actually play games.
>>97293944The Dwarf Head trophies make me think of Azog the Goblin, the Gob that killed Thorin's Da.
>>97290944I really dig these
>>97290361I always liked might and magic gremlins and goblins for being different between many of the games. The whole fantasy merged with science fiction thing allows them to get pretty goofy with the designs. Makes me wish they did a might and magic ttrpg. I heard rumors there was going to be one at some point but it never happened.
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>>97292516>doesn't interact with system/mechanic threadsWhere are they?
>>97296699For me it's the HOMM3 goblins
>>97294766based
>>97290361I like pic related. Porc but deformed and maybe a bit corpse-like.>>97296736The few times we made them for you, you let them die, Wilbur. Because, as we can now see here >>97296180 you don't actually want to do anything but complain because you're a nogames with no imagination.
>>97296746Always liked 4 and 5. 4 for having that whole dark fay curse thing with them and five for making them really pompous sci fi aliens conquerors. A lot of the quests in these games have probably influenced my campaigns for years at this point.
Peak performance
>>97296901Correct. Something about the Uruk-hai Berserker design made 12 year old me really want to take a stick and swing it like an idiot. Like some sort of primal archaic urge.
>>97297138It’s funny it’s something Tolkien knew boys would want to go around “playing orc” and the thought was depressing to him.
>>97296785If the "games" listed in that thread are games, then quests are games, RapeApe.
>>97297171>oh no boys are pretending to be monsters!I like Tolkien but sometimes he was up his own ass.
>>97297210desperately flailing for a narrative>playing pretend on /tg/ is more of a game than Pendragon
>>97297210>pendragon isn't a gameLol? Wat mate?
>>97290361Personally I like what The Dark Eye did with them
Roll for you orc mount
>>972976921 or 8 for orcs, 3 for gobbos.
>>972976921 but the real question is Isengard or Gundabad warg
>>97290361Oldschool and mongol coded
>>97297692Nah, I'll take whatever those things in the front are.
>>97296746Ditto: aggressive, concern levels of dangerous, but not roided to an extreme, nice mix of a bit of armour and some poverty-level pants to mark a low-level foe.
>>97297785Gundabad. The Isengard ones look like retarded hyenas, not intelligent wolves.
>>97295589>olderLooking back at Warmonger, that style might have been their go-to for orks. as far back as the 80s they were burly ape men and that's a very kev thing to do.regarding Lotr orcs, i think they're very simian. less tolkien
>>97303851>The Isengard ones look like retarded hyenasThat's what makes them so great.
>>97290857imagine getting gangraped by these
I drew this today
>>97304828good job
>>97304850thanks
I remember long ago I read a webcomic where some fat nerd isekai'd into a turn based world and the pops there were very short and I thought it was cool. I'd really like a setting with only gnomes, halflings, goblins and dwarves and the protagonist it's like a giant haha.
Giak attack, from Lone Wolf.
>>97294376Leave the hall.
>>97294617>no sexy goblin women posted>bara orc is koshurinarguable proof that all those who dislike sexy goblin women are just turbo faggots.
>>97303969It's fine if you don't know what a warg is.
>>97303851I disagree. An intelligent wolve would not allow an orc riding on it.Regarding best Orc design, I have not seen a fully compelling design here.>>97291442comes closest, but not fully convinced.An orc shouldn't have a too long nose, big ears, or a high forehead, because this makes it look intelligent and cultured. It shouldn't have large, boar-like teeth like the Warcraft orcs. That looks silly (how do they sound when they talk?). Its face shouldn't resemble a boar's either, it is dumb but not dumb like a pig. It should have dirty, gray-brown-green, slimy skin, similar to frogs. It should walk in a manner comparable to apes. Its face shouldn't show any human emotions or significant intelligence. Its pupils should be barely visible and small, if at all. Its hands and feet can have claw-like toes, possibly fewer than five toes and fingers. Its body proportions should be more human than ape-like, with many variations (fat, tall, or short, thin orcs). Arms can be slightly elongated, legs slightly shortened, but not extremely so, because otherwise the orc will have a certain arachnid intelligence about him. Especially its body shall not be smaller than that of a human. Its clothing should be comparable to that of cavemen, primarily leather. Primitive metal armor is conceivable. Generally speaking, it should be clear that an orc can never be a friend of a human, dwarf, or elf. It is too much of a wild animal. Its physiognomy should reflect this. However, the orc should not be impressive or mysterious, but trivial. It should have some similarity to humans, should have a primitive culture, that has no mentionable moral norms, but is nevertheless capable of language, making tools, and having leaders. It is a group being forming hoardes, not a single indepent warrior.
>>97307655>I disagree. An intelligent wolve would not allow an orc riding on it.Well, you'd be wrong, because Tolkien wrote that wargs were intelligent wolves and were used as mounts.
>>97290361>>97290376Just watched this movie last night because of this thread and it was retarded. Blix just disappears halfway through the movie with no conflict and is never seen again?
>>97307655>An orc shouldn't have a too long nose, big ears, or a high forehead, because this makes it look intelligent and culturedwhat?
>>97290361Love that design, but I think I still prefer the goblins from Labyrinth.
>>97309004Which version? Did you watch the american or the european cut?
>>97297692Nuffle, it if be Your will, let me roll a 3
