Assasins Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>97321500>Thread question:What are /yourdudes/ resolutions for the year?
where (you) sitting.
>>973259415a but she's sitting on my face
>>97325862Re-requesting for any opinions before I commit to the HH Deathwing scheme please and thanks
>>97325941This >>97325953 but 5F.
>>97325953*great unclean one sits on your face*
>>97325953>>97325975
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97325965Yeah go for it. Looks cool
After way too much fucking around I finally have my finished list.>Goretrack Onslaught>Kharn w/ 10 Berserkers in a Chaos Rhino>MoE (+Aggressive Deployment) with 10 Berserkers in a Chaos Rhino>Slaughterbound (+Infernal Infusion) with 3 Exalted Eightbound>Lord Invocatus with 3 Eightbound
I am once again requesting pictures of models
>>97326025Models
>>97326024>GW APPyeck
>>97326024I still can't get over them sticking the MoE in the combat patrol the same week they made him infinitely worse for WE
if this piece of shit released today, the modern 40k fanbase would shill it
>>97325951I mean, is don't know your modeling skills, but it would take some considerable talent and effort to file down the boobs, then try to recreate some of the detail you destroyed and have it not look scrappy or amateurish.Then yeah, the lore. I'm not a diehard BL reader or sisterfag myself so I only know it in broad strokes, but roughly I believe the SoB exists due to some loophole in the church doctrine where it states there can be no men-at-arms. Whoever started the sororitas did some cool epick shit or whatever and sculpted their armour with honkers to show everyone that they be womyn and shiet, and I mean I'm talking about it goofy like but it's very important to the sisterhood's image and identity. Like I said, even if you're a flat chested baddie they'll still chuck the boob armour on you (probably just padded for comfort).
>>97326085>>>/v/
>>97326085I dunno ask /v/
>>97326034I've asked this before but how did you do your yellow?
>>97326058Better an image than a big text wall>>97326080He's only there for aggressive deployment so my rhino can scout 9"
>>97326025my kriegerscleaned off cracked and thick primer from 2+ years ago as best i could (some spots couldnt)reprimed it with grey seer and was scared i got it them all gloopythey came out kinda good, gonna paint em tomorrow
Is 2 Pathfinders squads, 2 breachers squads and 4 fire warrior squads too much or just fine?
>>97326110Drill the barrels
>>97326025
>>973259413D easy. just imagine the bantz.
cute eldar girl feet
>>97326025entering some models into a local competition for a con passdon't expect to place but will be fun
Xeno Inva-what? You're the in Waaagh, son.
>>97325941This is awful.
>>97326204I like this guy
>>97326138good idea anonbeen looking around for a nice handheld drill since citadel's is overpriced
>>97326204Based yourdudes chaos cult anon. What blue do you use for the base layer?
>>97326236Unsure what options are like where you live, but possibly try big toy stores? In Aus or Toyworld/Toys R Us usually have a modeling section with cheap hobby tools.
>>97326236any old 5 dollar pin vise set even on amazon will work fine, most come with a set of bits too, for a pilot hole you can literally use a thumb tack even on metal models, the material is all soft enough for that
>>97326236I use Tamiya's and it's very nice
>>97326236I stick a tooth pick in my uethra and use that.
>>97326241It's super scuffed right now. For the Marines and most of the Armiger (sans main carapace) it's just Vallejo fluorescent blue layered on black a few times. Main carapace had that blue on top of Calgar blue, which was then layered with thinned BT contrast. I'll be getting a proper navy blue in a bit which will hopefully make the color more uniform.
which ork clan uses the most stormboyz? Blood Axes?
Dawnriders or Cavaliers horses for a SoB Cavalry?
are there any indicators that they'll turn imperial agents into a proper army?
>>97326308Oh sorry, I meant more the bright blue layer under the whiter areas
>>97326320Unlikely I'd say, I'm sure they just threw that book out to let people use their assorted inquisitorial minis.
>>97326321Oh! I actually started out with a white layer, then used a mix of white/fenrisian grey/calgar blue. Can't remember which mix I used for the armiger...(probably fenrisian? Since the infantry was definitely calgar+white and that's more saturated)
>>97326025Postan a dude
>>97326174Good luck anon
>>97326272I’d recommend looking for one with a bigger knob at the hand end. I got big hands and that little spinning hexagon does not work overly well. Hand cramps up after a while. And I’d know, I magnetize every single option for every single model
>>97326204I wasn't sure about the icy blue when you first posted these guys but it's growing on me
>>97326320custodes and grey knights will get folded into it
>>97326343Ah ofc, I thought you'd started off with the blue and slapped white all over it but makes sense you did the other way around now I look at it. Cheers, that Vallejo fluorescent does look nice, might have to check 'er out for my tzeentch
>>97326361Eh honestly I'd try for something else. It's a total bitch to work with, like the canopy here for example, had me start out with a baharoth blue/calgar blue base and took a stupid amount of layers for the colors to actually end up how I wanted
>>97326345Looks sick, but fucken FW dreads mang>friendly game in mutual friend's garage>opponent slaps down a deredeo>rightt in the back corner>none of my anti-tank is long range enough to deal with it>ds a volley gun packed scion command squad>rerolling with command rod>they barely fucking scratch the thing before being obliterated>meanwhile my army is getting blasted by it>struggling and failing to fight through the rest of his army just to get my anti tank to itGG, no re
Dreadnought has arrived.
>>97326405That’s sick.
>>97326405Looks great, but offtopic
>>97326405we get it, you like gundam and consider this thread a friend.
>>97326405is that rean cold steel's mech suit
>>97326405I have replied to you many times. I do it again.
>>97326025Trying to finish this dude, not sure what colour i should paint the brain, ill probably go for a bright turquoise colour through an airbrush, effectively ruining all the highlights around it
>>97326104This stuff airbrushed over grey seer. Paint doesn't like sticking on top of it so you need to varnish over it before doing anything else
>>97326354Depends on your hands I guess, mine are pretty small so it works for me
I just got an imperial guard model kit for fun (pic related).I'm pretty scared of fucking up the expensive plastic, is there a retard guide on how to do this properly? The lady at the shop was nice and told me the basics but I wanna be sure I do it right.
What is it that makes yellow paint so tricky to deal with?
>>97325994Kill yourself
>>973259412A, but I ask Vulkan if he minds swapping with me so Dorn and I can autistically discuss logistics
I was able to get the CSM Eldritch Omens half and the CSM Imperium Magazine premium box second hand. That gives me a sorcerer, warpsmith, 5 chosen, 10 marines, 2 greater possessed, and a forgefiend. What else should I get to fill out a list? I thought the Hellforged Warband looked neat.
>>973259411F is the definitive best option. Tyrion's the nice sort of autist who would just quietly sit there and not bother you.Him and Teclis would also absolutely beat the shit out of everyone else on that plane if required.
>>97326557The pigments suck. They're semi-opaque and take lots of layers to get a solid colour. There is actually a really good yellow pigment, cadmium, that you'll find in some artist paints but it's too toxic to use in hobby paints.
>>97326557It's translucent. So it has bad coverage. You can get around that by starting with a bright basecoat and glazing over it.
Exodites!
>>97326557Tend to have poor coverage so you need multiple layers but people still don't thin their paints enough when using a brush so the layers get thick fast and start to obscure detail on the model.
>>97326551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz76A0Jpp7EDuncan is our guy.
>>97326551Welcome to the Guard son. As for what you need,1. a pair of hobby clippers.2. plastic cement (superglue can also do but for plastic cement you can adjust the joints before it dries, these kits are meant for plastic cement)3. a hobby knife, x-cato knife for sanding mold lines3. When cutting pieces out measure carefully before cutting. cut with the flat side of the clippers against the model. 4. read through the assembly instructions of building the bodies, new cadians involve putting two of the torso together. as well as assembling the legs.5. a 10 man Cadian squad will have 1 sergeant who can either take a pistol+sword or an autogun.6. the rest of the 9 guardsmen can be equipped with lasguns or 2 can be equipped with 1 special weapon (note you cannot run the same 2 special weapons in a 10 man squad)
We're about half a year away from a new edition being rolled out. Holy hell the three-year cycle is exasperating. Are there any rumors about what will be in the new launch box?
>reading new detachment rules>the drop pod one lets you give scout 6 on whatever unit you want>the Ultramarine one gives you sticky objectives as a strategemDamn they’re just throwing shit at the wall, I hope Chaos Marines get crazy shit too
>>97326650>Holy hell the three-year cycle is exasperating.Yeah, they should extend editions to 5 years.
>>97326650Orks and some Marine refreshes.
>>97326551I'm sure the Duncan viddy posted covers everything nicely, but some stuff off the top of my head.>use snips to remove from sprue>snip a bit away from the actual connection to model, they can pinch the plastic and damage the piece if butting right up on it>if you try use a knife you WILL slip and cause damage to the pieces or yourself>use knife to clean up pieces after removal from sprue>your fingernail is hard, fingertip is not>when cutting sprue connections off and the like, try put a nail behind the piece, in direct position to intercept the blade once it cuts through>this is because once you get to the last bit of cutting, resistance will release it suddenly and it's very easy to punch the blade right into your finger/palm>instead it should harmlessly just smack on your nailI also recommend plastic glue because it melts pieces together solidly and helps with gaps, but if you are using it be very careful. It melts the plastic to bond it together, so if you use it too excessively or drip it on pieces it will ruin detail. Have fun and feel free to ask q's!
>>97326650>Are there any rumors about what will be in the new launch box?Dark Eldar vs Kroot
>>97326650blood angels vs orcs with a new land speeder variant, vanguard vets and phobos tactical squad
>>97326654The drop pod detachment lets you deepstrike hammerfall bunkers. You can deepstrike 3 Hammerfall Bunkers into the mid board and use them as cover or to block vehicles from moving up. They all get free overwatch every turn and have a really strong flamer + superkraks. 175 points for T12 W14.
>>97326730Why are you like this ? Most people would have at least stumbled into a good colour scheme by now. Between the Christmas marines and the tau with fucking english freehand on them and the dullest most boring pallet imaginable you have to be trolling at this point.
I am now sad we will never get a dreadnought with two axes and drill feet.
>>97326742
>>97326742kill yourself /v/ermin
>>97326025Working on these sword bretheren
>>97326742go watch baby sensory videos
>>97326750Make it yourself.
>>97326742They may be the most boringly painted minis in existence, but at least they ARE painted.I'd say unlike yours, but that would imply you even own models, you fucking secondary.
>>973259416E. I like to live dangerously.
>>97326883>greek>posts persian and post-antiquity italian statuesWhat did he mean by this??
Romans a shit and not our legacy .t Greek when Romans give you credit
>>97326742It's just a canon tau scheme you stupid fucking tourist
>>97326816Natural Selection 3 looking sick.
>>97326375This. This is the right kind of model.
>>97326742Gay and retarded
I don't even collect space marines in general, I have about 1000 points of deathwatch. I want to play the new space marine detachment and deep strike hammerfall bunkers into the mid board so fucking bad. I love them so much. Bunkers are so fucking cool. A bunker you can fire at a planet from space is even cooler.
>>97326883pic related is one that survived underground with most of its original paint intact so that you can see they didn't actually look as stupid as reconstructions do. Its Diocletian (left) and Maximian (right) btw.
>>97326551>I'm pretty scared of fucking up the expensive plastic,acquire more money>>97326557My experience is that it's very translucent and doesn't layer well.
>>97326905if there are no bing bing WAAAHOOOO colors then its not good
it's too fucking hot to paint
>>97326593>2 greater possessedI think these are the same as the current possessed, they were 'greater' when the old possessed kit still existed. Though I don't understand why GW didn't keep the distinction between pozzed and pozzed+ since it would make it easier to run a daemonkin-type army.
>>97326941>white hair and red clothes are the only color
>*does nothing wrong*
>>97326650>Holy hell the three-year cycle is exasperating.It feels like 2023 was only a year ago...
>>97326742Would someone really do that? Paint two who armies just to make you mad?>>97326730The old vespids are small.
>>97326551A lot of it comes down to practical skill, so as a noob you will fuck shit up. At leats with the paint you can, by and large, strip it off to have another go once you've gotten a few hundred hours of practice in.As for Idiot's First Paintjob guides there's roughly a dozen of those for every person who's ever thought of trying to paint something. Here's one that is probably entirely ok (just don't worry overmuch with the exact paints, paint brands, etc in these guides): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz76A0Jpp7EOh, and while there'sa billion ways to do this all very, very wrong, at the end of the day miniature painting is part craft and part art, so it isn't like there's one right way to do it either.
Has there been an actually supported army worse than Imperial Agents?Like it's an army so bad it's just unsalvageable. You can play a memelist and give IA a points surplus and they would still lose
>>97326948>It's too cold to prime
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>973259412E. It's the only real option if you don't want to die with the Great Unclean One on the plane.4E would be pretty good if the plane were more chill. 5D likewise would be great, but it's a big victim of positioning. I don't want to sit in front of Kharn and risk getting my head cleaved in half because he doesn't like the in-flight movie, or catch superAIDS from being directly across from the GUO.
>>97326975prime indoors? get one those indoor spraybooths of temu or amazon and just loop the exhaust hose out the window and close the window when you are done spraying. the fan is usually strong enough to keep any fumes out of your house but if you are worried wear a respirator for the 5 minutes it takes to do it.
>>97326949I was just going by what I looked up on google and so all the posts about it are from it was released. Looks like now I need to find at least 3 "great possessed" to even make a squad of them. Thanks GW.
>>973259411F is objectively the best place to sit. Window seat, the elves will be more respectful/chill even if they find you disgusting and you can just pop some sleep aides and time travel safely.>>97326142Its a gay couple, but you are sitting next to an obese 500 pound roid bro with a thicc accent who takes the arm rest and takes up so much room your feet have to go into the aisle and the drink cart keeps bumping your elbow.
>Sisters of Battle grow in beauty as they become more powerful and blessedWhat's the lore behind this?
>>97326025I'll post my crusader wip again
>>97326236I got advice from here to use a dirt cheap handle but high quality drill bits. It was good advice.
>>97326972>3 gamesBad sample size
>>97326742Trying too hard nomodels
>found out the guy at the local shop who taught me how to paint and play as a kid died today
>>97327010its survivorship bias. the hot ones accumulate more blessings because they are hot, and survive longer with the blessings.
>>973270283 games because it's such a garbage army even memelords aren't bothering with them
>>97327020Ceusade squads look so fucking good.
>>97327036God I wish that was me
>>97327010Big E knows what he likes>>97327101I really like the mix of multiple veterancy levels in the one squad. Gives it some nice variety.
>>97326025starting to paint up this guy for the monthly collage.>radical Xanthite>got bisected by a daemonhost that broke free>too angry to die>gets wired into a "throne of judgement" both for life support and mobility
I got the DE archon to try and make into a corsair prince but I'm not really sure what to do even with all my extra bits.Has anyone got any cool archons they want to show me?
>bought DG combat patrol through amazon since local store wouldn't have it for a while>never shows up despite being marked as delivered>get refund>eventually LGS gets the patrol box so I just buy through them since I didn't want to deal with shipping another out to bumfuck nowhere>the same day the amazon one arrivesWhat should I do to fill out a list around 2 of the new DG patrol boxes?
>>97325925I like orks :D
>>97327020Noice
>>97326975Priming is useless.
I was looking at the tau page and noticed Farsight's model is the only one with this weeaboo tree. I'm wondering why third parties don't make this. But also, is the art here implying farsight is about to be ambushed by Kommandos?
>>97327237mortarion
>>97327154looks cool
>>97327250Are these the Christmas marines? Why are they on two different styles of basing?
>>97327250Cheers mate
>>97327237The same story as my 2 Lictors!
>>97327271They are sneaky bois so yeah
Are Emp kids so strong that their Grotmas detatchment which is very similar to Berzerker Warband has so many conditions that make it stop working?
>>97327373>playing 10th edbig mistake
>>97327373Not really.The point is each squad is a bunch of selfish bastards, and like their army rule where they can advance and charge and fall back and charge, just not into the same target, it emphasizes their desire to be the one to get the kill and fuck the other bastards in your army.Gameplay-wise, GW is trying to encourage you to spread the love in a dance of death, trading fight partners each battle round, rather than having multiple units gang-bang one squad down then go an gang-rape the next.Also, thanks to that detachment rule, if you run a foot-slogging Daemon Prince and have him within 6" of your Flawless Blades, the Flawless Blades swords get S7, AP-5 on their attacks.I've been running it for a few games and I do like it so far. It feels more consistent than Coterie. Coterie has the highest reward ceiling but it requires your opponent to have stuff you can kill. Running Coterie into Custodes or Knights is just a feels-bad because you just can't kill enough to get enough points to get much benefit. And even when you do run into an opponent that feeds you, by the time you get good benefit out of Coterie, half your army is dead.
>>97327300Put the trip back on
>Imperial Guardsman>Top of the line soldiers pulled from the best soldiers a planet has to offer, most trained from birth or a young age specifically to serveBS: 4+>Eldar Guardian>Local baker who got pulled aside and hand a gun because a Farseer got a nasty premonition, has spent the last 50 years studying various kinds of bread and wheat never even thinking about combat or warfareBS: 3+Why?
>>97327010I wonder if there are any mods that add unit veterancy experience, like Red Alert 2.
>>97326085it has kind of a charm to it, but if it released today it would probably be more functional, unreal slop and better kind of like the battle sister VR game.
>>97327445one's a human and one's an elf.
>>97326086>Whoever started the sororitas did some cool epick shit or whatever and sculpted their armour with honkers to show everyone that they be womyn and shietNone of that happened lorelet lmao
>>97327445While Guardians are effectively militia, they're not like feudal levies yanked from civilian life with a gun slapped into their hands at a moments' notice. They're more like the National Guard where the majority are volunteers who spend their weekends training and practicing for the time when they will get called up for some conflict, generally in defense of the craftworld, but can be dragged off on some damn fool of a crusade if a Farseer gets some bright idea in their foggy little head.
>>97327445Even the best Imperial Guard equipment (which guardsmen don't get) may as well be a rock compared to an Eldar bread knife.
>>97326637>measure carefullyMeasure what
>>97327482carefully
>>97327242what do you like about them?
>>97327445Imagine being deployed to a warzone on some weird joint campaign fighting alingside Eldar, and when the fighting's over one of them just hands you a piece of bread. Just a few hours prior you saw them gun down ten cultists without even pausing to reload, and now they're handing out home-made biscuits to keep morale up. And it's the best damn biscuit you've ever had.
>>97327512>Imagine... fighting alongside Eldar
>>97327512In all fairness, for a guardsman, any home cooked bread is likely the best bread he's ever had.
>>97327532The regiment goes where the Inquisitor tells the Lord-General to go, anon.
>>97327445Because Eldar go into a psychic trance before they go to war that narrows their focus on being warriors to the exclusion of all else but guardsmen just have their teeth-chattering grit to see them through.
>>97327512And then you're ordered to start shooting the Eldar, and you've already seen what happens to cowards and deserters.
>>97327543>Get ordered to shoot the Eldar>All the Eldar left in the span of time it took for the order to come down from higher up>At least they left some bread
>>97327419Huh? I'm genuinely curious about the basing theme, I can tell the cracked lava but confused about the other stuff.>>97327250Forgot to add, I think you could try make those gold insignia on the shoulders pop a bit more with some yellow. On detailed surfaces metallics work nicely on their own, raised surfaces shining a bit brighter and such, but on a flat surface it would help if you "highlighted" some yellow on the gold, I think.
>>97327471Well that's what I thought I'd heard, care to enlighten about the origins of the SoB?
>>97327445>>Top of the line soldiers pulled from the best soldiers Laconia has to offer, most trained from birth or a young age specifically to servevs>local Theban baker
>>97327647>IBOi really need to sit down and figure out a conversion plan for my tau to do the Tekkadan boys
>>97327512>>97327543From a BL short:>‘Malvian Craw,’ he said, holding out his hand to the aeldari. She looked down, staring at his hand for a moment with the usual unnerving focus and gravity he'd come to associate with her, a tight frown on her ethereal face, then back up at Malvian. >‘Feuran,’ she said, but did not take his hand.>A third drop pod hit the ground, the doors thrown open as a Dreadnought barreled forth, each footfall shaking the ground. Then a fourth landed just a couple of dozen yards away, and another squad of Ultramarines poured out to join the battle. The last to depart the pod was a sergeant. His armor was gleaming and decorated with gold filigree over the pauldrons and chestplate, and his helmet was painted red. He carried a bolt pistol in one hand and a chugging chainsword in the other, and he stopped and stared directly at Malvian.>Malvian shot to his feet as the Space Marine approached and snapped off a salute. ‘Sir,’ he said eagerly, staring up at the giant imposing figure. ‘Sergeant Craw of the 613th. This is…’
i just got turned into a dark eldar talos.shit fucking sucks but atleast I have internet access :/
>>97327659>The Adeptus Astartes sergeant raised his chainsword and sunk it deep into Feuran's side. It was not a quick or clean death, the sergeant almost lazily pulling the monomolecularly blade through her as if to draw out her torment. The rest of the world was drowned out by the roar of chainsword carving flesh, and in the relative silence that followed, Feuran’s two halves toppled sideways onto the grass.>The Space Marine raised a hand to his helm. ‘Push back the xenos filth,’ he said into his vox. ‘No quarter; give them only suffering and death.’ The sergeant lingered for a few moments longer. ‘Pick up your weapon and join the fight, Guardsman.’ With that, he turned and strode away towards the forest where his brothers were attacking the greenskins.>Malvian watched the sergeant go, then dropped to his knees beside Feuran’s corpse. All relief at being saved from the greenskins had vanished. His hands were trembling, not with fear, but with anger and grief. She was a xenos, true, but not like the orks. Nothing like the orks. She hadn’t deserved such an ignoble end.>‘I’m sorry,’ he said, the tremble in his hands reaching his voice as well. ‘Thank you,’ he added, realizing he hadn’t told her before, ‘for saving my life.’
>>97327659>>97327663Good, space elf got what she deserved
>>97327445>guardsmanTypically a conscript, but varies extremely heavily by regiment. Some are lifetime professionals trained to serve in the military from childhood, some are randoms abducted from the streets of the underhive and driven towards the enemy with whips and threats of execution. BS4 is a mean average you can expect from a trained unaugmented human.>guardianA superhumanly agile, psychic alien that has much greater control over their body and mind. Eldar use War Masks, a mental construct that allows them to focus purely on combat and on command become hardened, cold-blooded psychopaths whose entire being is devoted to war. In older fluff, Warlocks's main job was aiding the guardians around them in maintaining their War Masks in combat.
>>97327659>>97327663Reminder that xenos deserve this. They backstabbed humanity. There was not a single one who remained loyal during the AoS. They can't be trusted.
>>97327532I need to add to my collection of miniature reaction images from here
>>97327679>Muh AoS betrayal headcanonHoly secondary, go back to r/HorusGalaxy
>>97327679AoS isn't related to 40k at all retard, what are you on about?
>>97327687>>97327684Age of Strife, assholes.
>>97327691>Trying to dodge the pointShow the source for Xenos betraying Humanity during the AoS or you're a retarded secondary believing the usual chinese whispers
Aos is for WomenWarhammer is for MenNecromunda is for Simians
>>97327724apes togetherstrong
>>97327724Black people play 40k, retard
Okay the post quality is getting low and cringe again, post more minis fagets
>>97327737Finished these about a month ago but I only ever posted them once
>>97326024The sheer amount of units just to play 2000 points is astonishing.I hope everything get a 50% points increases for 11th
>>97327762it really hasn't changed that much for marine armies, 2k points in 2000 would still be roughly 2k points now
what does yr guys hobby station look like currently ? any wip project(s) ? picrel....im working on finishing my victrix and incursors ! no cleaning up post as is !!!
>>97327764Yeah but GW's current solution to shitty rules is reducing the points of the army in question until you become a horde against your will
>>97327769>no cum stains on the plushies Ngmi.
White Dwarf is a pretty neat magazine, though maybe the novelty of it being my first one helps that. They pretty much confirm that the 500 Worlds campaign is the start of the end of the edition narrative drawing a direct parallel between it and Arks of Omen/Gathering Storm (with the other future books taking place at the same time and apparently all tying together in the end) , though I imagine everyone guessed it already. Also Chairon wasn’t mentioned in the part where Acheran’s fate is detailed to explain how Titus is Captain again and I’m gonna cope that they’ve soft retconned it and he lived somehow.
>>97327682I make them every once and a while for people
>>97327757Hey man those look really nice, great job my brother.
>>97327682He looks so offended
>>97327682
>>97327776>he abuses his plushies
>>97327769kuromi :)
>>97327769Cute plushie and trans pride sticker. Nice models too. You should try a wet palette.
>>97327647The most unrealistic part of IBO is how the brothel thought Atra was too young to be a sex worker. In real-life, she'd be highly valued by rich and elite specifically because she's too young. What a strange noblebright universe Post-Disaster is to have elite unlike real-life politicians and island-owners. Besides that one guy who molested Macky.
>>97327682Got a few more
>>97327783Merhaba, çok sevimli robot canavar
>>97327769>kuromiit was over before it began
>>97327785Cheers
>>973276824/
>>97327769i am painting nothing right now
>>97327776>Snail trails
>>97327807thanks it was a gift from one of my trans friends for pride! i gifted her the lesbian flag so she gave me the tranny one lol its cute i love it>>97327812im a big kuromi fan>>97327837all out of models or just no time lately ?
>>973276826/
>>97327682>>97327837>that canis rexI remember
>>97327848hah, gay
>>97327848>thanks it was a gift from one of my trans friends for pride! i gifted her the lesbian flag so she gave me the tranny one lol its cute i love it
>>97327817I miss Chao Garden.
>>97327769Sure
>>97327769I'm set up with my back to a corner looking out into the rest of my place, so I'd rather not to show you all that. What I really want is a decent paint rack, though I'm at a loss for where I'd put it.
>>97327872me too bro, except when my Chao would die.
>>97327879they only die if they aren't happy enough, otherwise they reincarnate
Anyone ever tried converting the Lady of Vines from AoS into an Exodite Wraithlord?
>>97327868ya haha, im pretty accurate in my local lgbt community and im a big supporter of (passable) trannies since i was born intersex myself. when i got pregnant it was a less than 20% chance due to fucky stuff going on /w my ovaries but i digress>>97327871i dont get what ur trying to say anon ?>>97327877mind telling me where u got ur paint rack?.....im in dire need of one :(>>97327878same bro, same
>>97327887
>>97327886No but its a cool idea!
>>97327887all my racks are from an etsy shop that seems to have shut down all his sites called goblin tavern
Do Imperium players prefer not to play against other Imperium armies or do you not care at all?
>>97327887>intersex myselfi need to see of pic of your naked body, for research
What's a named character who is alive and is just a dick/jackass all around?
>>97327922Any of the dark eldar? I'm sure there's some scoundrels in necromunda too
>>97327909It sets off a bit of an autism twinge, but I suppress the feeling as there's nothing to be done about it. It's partly why I have both a xenos and an imperium army though.
>>97327769I do my hobbying on this desk but my bf recently decided he wanted to start bloodbowl again back in early december which means partially painting one team and then piling up my hobby area with everything he touched during the process of painting his guys and then leaving it everywhere reeeeeeeeeee I was mid project and he mixed up all the paints i had set aside together AIEEEEEEE
>>97327809>UC canonically has Purustitutes>PD doesn't have child prostitutesOddly moral of PD.
>>97327942I chose a chaos army partially because it seemed like everyone was playing Imperium, someone need to be the villain
>>97327809>The most unrealistic part of IBO isThe fucking giant robots connected to their nervous system but your freaky ass is clearly so bothered they didn't include a child prostitution scene that you can't see that
>>97327956Yes.
>>97327956In today's economy, pedophiles are everywhere. Haven't you heard of sex tourism?
>>97327954you sound just like my friend in our crusade campaign right now
I can believe that giant robots are fighting and that after a giant conflict humanity has reverted to pseudo-feudal systems. But the fact that underaged children are EXEMPT from being pimped out in dangerous places?
>>97327877>Pollice verso on the wall>All those old chaos modelsPatrician as fuckDid you make those swords on the left too?
>>97327966Overly stringed out rich people are like that. Have you heard stories of fabulously rich people booking whole hotels for sex dungeon shit?
>>97327974NTA but yeah.
>>97327887>detail orientated, male hobby>anime enjoyer>has trans iconography around>claims to be intersexlmao please be less cliche next time
>>97327974>mfw rich customer comes along >and tips terribly Why is it middle class or even poor people tip better?
>>97327980You don't stay wealthy by giving your money away for no reason
>>97327980more in tune with what it takes to make a living etc
This is me.
>>97327987But that's what they do.
>>97327987With how frivolous half their purchases are or how easily they're hornswoggled into paying for cheap wine disguised as expensive, I doubt that
>>97327995>mfw refilling the bottles of expensive wine with two buck chuck>and they fucking fall for it
>>97327886If you're doing exodite you could try and make it a mix of wraith bone a psychicly controlled vines.Honestly a lot of the tree men models would make good slaanesh daemons proxies.
>>97327998That's just psychology really. Studies have shown the environment of where you eat highly affects taste. In a past Shokugeki no Soma storytime, someone pointed out that all that high class bullshit in the manga would've led to a direct change in taste, regardless of actual food quality. Thus the overly high class cooking shit is just a gimmick or trick that works.
>>97327892yes im gay ? i dont get what ur trying to prove tho i dont hide it.....>>97327900darn it....tnx anon ill keep looking on etsy and amazon ig :(>>97327909i prefer not to if i can help it but until i make my drukhari list i just ignore it>>97327918normal cisf body but with longer than usual arms/legs and abnormal ovaries (i have a set of non functional internal testicle that partially formed near my ovaries when i was developing. externally i look normal. picrel>>97327945actual suifuel, im sry to hear that anon.....i forced my fiance to keep all her things completely separate from mine for that exact reason ! force him to clean up his crap !!
>>97328021I'm always fascinated with people who fall for public propaganda. I mean obviously they had no true foundation or mentorship in life but wow its crazy how people can lose it without proper leadership.
>>97327995Depends on the amount and source of wealth. My uncle and aunt are well off from some old money but make it stretch by being stingy. Still live waterfront properties down the coast ofc, but they're so minimalist and sparse, missing all the comforts it's wild
>>97327945>bloodbowlBased tho, which team?
>>97327922literally any eldar or most inquistors like leandros >>97327976idk why being intersex is a big deal to u? mind elaborating ?>>97327954>>97327942i want a chaos daemons undivided army so bad. i think i would mainly do khorn's daemons since they look coolest imo, but great unclean one seems so good to park on an objective all game and be an u movable pos>>97328031huh wdym ?
>>97328033I've seen that style of rich folk. The kind of>I take public transit though I can afford snazzy carsto save money. At least those ones don't treat their inheritances as infinite money.
>>97327909If I'm not ensuring the loyalty of Imperial subjects (with bolter rounds) then what am I even doing?
>>97327922Every named CSM I guess?
Man everything in the new dawn of war trailer looked like such shit. The marines, the orks, they all looked so comical. No grit, just artificial plastic.
>>97328051>huh wdym ?It doesn't matter : )
>>97328021interesting
>>97328021>im sry to hear that anonLmao we're both on the spectrum for sure and we both have nesting habits, it's just mine involve finding overcomplicated solutions to organizing things as I put them away so they're always in the same place and his involve being able to remember exactly where he puts stuff the second he starts thinking about it as long as it stays there. Every once and a while we have to just attack a space together so we can both remember where things are without stressing. It works really well provided he's with me while I'm tidying, it's just been a busy month for the two of us with the holidays and work.>>97328038The mixed greenskin one. I know he's already eyeing nurgle and I think dwarves I can't remember.>>97328051I always thought khorne daemons would be such a fun speed paint project.
>>97327886Something like this?
>>97327980depends on what type of rich they are.
>>97327980you think you get rich through empathy? Lmao. next you will tell me its through hard work and dedication.
>>97328071Is it at least spared the shame of being a >console RTS
>>97328099This is what I get for refusing to engage in human trafficking.
>>97328090Pretty sweet
>>97328103You disappoint the United Nations and would make a horrible peacekeeper.
>>97328071yea, they kept the DoW III aesthetic instead of going back to the grimderp DoW II art. Neon colors, hyper saturated environments, moba style coler theory.I do think it will probably be better than DoW III, but its already making a lot of the same mistakes. That said, warhammer is way more popular than it was on IIIs release so it might genuinely be a too big too fail type thing.
>>97328103yea, you were born to be a poorfag :)
>>97328103At least you're not poor for going to college.
>>97328087you should go for it, khorne daemons are THE easiest army to paint
>>97328103At least you aren't an anti-rapist, are you?
>>97326405what's the size like compared to a 1/100 IBo kit?
>>97325925The Men of Iron had robots that snuffed out stars and ate continents and shit, how were they defeated? What would it be like if they faced the imperium of man? I find it strange they're more advanced than anything the eldar or tau ever made. Are they are on the same tier as necrons? I know the answer is no one knows, but ambiguous lore is the best lore
>>97328191they got defeated by a teenage psyker girl how got nosebleeds when she killed important enemies.
>>97328191I mean they arent really strong enough to be a major threat to something like the Imperium I don't think because we see them show up in 40k every now and then, even a full STC AI construct, and they are more scared of the Imperials than the inverse. It was more that mankind had space travel cut off so they were very weak to being prayed on by their own machines going skynet, which might be related to chaos mutation and the explosion of psykers that occured at some point circa M24-M26.
>>97328204That's so interesting, I love that>>97328205Yeah I read the quite from the Harlequin about how the Krork at their apex were a far greater challenge than humanity ever was
>mandatory space marines bitching postI am fucking begging you GW to give the cult legions some remotely interesting detachments playing them is fucking boring atm. >Space marines getting EVEN MORE detachments that are not just ‘buff X unit’ but actually let you fuck around with the rules of the game like adding deep strike and battleline>meanwhile WE with two detachments that actually work, one which warps the entire codex around its existence>two that buff only one unit, and why TF would you take a jahkal army>the same copy pasted demon soup and transport detachment that every cult legion gotWe haven’t even got a single detachment in the balance dataslates
>>97328191>how were they defeatedDark age of tech was running on some insane shit. Like cannons that use time travel to fire shells into ships in the past. >I find it strange they're more advanced than anything the eldar or tau ever made.They are in fact not more advanced than the Eldar at their peak, remember we have not seen them at their peak. The Tau are nowhere close to where DAoT humanity was. >Are they are on the same tier as necrons?LMAO no
>>97328205all the supposed "records" from that time period are kinda fucked anyway. there are multiple sources that state different things >war against the machines>rise of human psykers>fall of the eldar and the big warp stormsall happening in different order of events>>97328224its also worth noting that according to the latest Cawl book, the Necrons are heavily degraded from their peak. their code base is literally falling apart, and a major event in the novel is the discovery of a group of Necrons attempting to break into the black hole trapped planet just like Cawl is, to recover data that isn't basically useless. this is all to say, that even Necrons aren't on par with "Necrons" anymore.
Been thinking of a nutty plan where I take out a new credit card with a 2k line of credit. One of those "spend 500, get 200 in rewards" types of deals. See the crazy math in my head is basically this- I have a bunch of unbuilt models I don't want, like Jakhals. So many fucking Jakhals. But no master of executions and I want more berserkers. So I was thinking I would sell off the excess models on ebay, then recycle the cash to buy something like a Combat patrol. Then do the same for other models I don't want, getting free value boxes like combat patrols. And the rub is that I would pay the credit card off using the profits (or rather, break-evens) from selling the models I don't want. Then I would get a 200 dollar credit, which I could use to buy more models, like a Khorne Lord of Skulls. I'm not saying I would 100% do this, but the possibility of recycling models I have but don't want to get models I do want by jewing credit cards appeals to me.
>>97328231>this is all to say, that even Necrons aren't on par with "Necrons" anymore.Basically always been the case right? Like that Eldar, Necrons, and Orks aren't what they were during the War in Heaven. That's the reason everyone says the Tau will suffer the same fate, it's not just humanity literally everyone had some sort of collapse or fall from grace.
>>97328234I’m very sure this won’t bite you in the ass somehow
>>9732823499% sure that the cut ebay takes from sales would ruin this plan
>>97327769Ah yes. Kuromi and Ultramarines. The combo I was expecting.
>>97326025Took me 14 months and nearly killed my interest in the hobby but I finally finished it.
>>97326607What is this weapon called again ? Saw it on the old Dreadnought as well
>>97328240If you pay off the credit card in full and get the 200 dollar credit it isn't likely to.>>97328242Accounting for that. Sell jakhals for like 42 bucks, ebay takes about 5~ bucks, shipping is about 5 bucks. 32 dollars on jakhals. Anyway it's just in theory but if I can make the math work I can exchange goods I don't want for goods I do want, and get 200 bucks for free.
>>97326025Getting there
>>97328191>>97328224Eldar at their peak were immortal, they died and then reincarnated with their soul in the warp into a new body with their memories intact. The haemonculi and dark eldar are a poor man's version of this since they have to keep the soul from getting eaten by slaanesh.
>>97328191>how were they defeated?With the power of vague background fluff
What do they do all day in the ghoul stars?
>>97328222>I am fucking begging you GW to give the cult legions some remotely interesting detachments playing them is fucking boring atm.Also please make world eater terminators and butcher surgeon a thing.
>>97326742TRVTHNVKEyou killed the poor bastard and everyone replying are arselickers.
>>97328239I guess.. but I had always thought that the Necron's loss of power was more physical. Technology literally falling apart over time, no matter how advanced. Apparently its that plus software though, the code that controls their technology becoming more and more prone to errors and failures.>>97328191Also realized I didn't reply to you in the first place. How, according to one short story, is that:>Humanity's sheer amount of bodies to throw at a problem, even back then>Eldar and other xenos saw the threat they posed and helped contain the Men of Ironagain though this is from one paragraph in one short story years ago by an author that no longer works for GW which I don't think has been reprinted outside of a few blogs
>wake up>read burger hours>full of unironic trannies and faggots
>>97328254>Also please make world eater terminators and butcher surgeon a thing.Maybe there's hope for 11th unless they make bikes, then everyone gets bikes for an edition before they remove them from the legions without compensation.
97328259it's sad when some one has to self reply after being btfo
Which faction got shafted the hardest this edition?My vote is for Custodes. Possibly the worst codex ever written with the detachments so boring and shit they're not even funny bad.Entire army hinging on a single unit with a broken rule - Wardens.One new character model, which wasn't even a new unit.
>>97328090Hmm, this could be a fun little project to add to my Exodite plans.
>>97328268Agents didn't even get an army rule.
>>97328268Custodes are carried by their neat core concept, but I think Admech had it worse. Both are pretty close, and both got some cool toys to salve the pain a bit.Agents/Deathwatch got done far worse over all.Demons get a lot of love for not having a codex, with TONS of detachments and very strong rules.
>>97328268Agents as a whole.If it wasn't for the voidsmen, subductors and breachers agents would be unsalvageable.It's a miracle they can punch up with meltas and the deathwatch.I'd say deathwatch was about to be done the dirtiest too, Custodes are in a far better place than anything agent related.Also it's funny how much targeted hate sisters got this edition, GW couldn't let them be good even a hot minute.
>>97328248Assault cannon, in this case twin linked.
>>97328286its almost like miracle dice was a mistake.
>>97328287Is it still in the datasheets?
>>97328268Unironically Space MarinesThey lost over half their range because GW needs more space to shove in another half a dozen mono-loadout Primaris units every time any other faction gets a single new kitI don't envy marinefags for being GW's favourite child, because GW is still an abusive parent
>>97328286>Also it's funny how much targeted hate sisters got this editionThis edition in general whenever something was a bit too good it got nerfed to the ground. It happened to Sisters, Slaanesh, Orks, Ynnari etc.
>>97328268Voting for every army (maybe bar marines and guard) got shafted by detachments this edition.I would like a sloppy blowjob from every cocksucker who said detachments were great at the start of the edition>railroading players into either purchasing tons of one unit, or using the ONE generic attachment from the index>copypaste enhancements and stratagems in most books so everybody has access to basic abilities>copypaste detachments when the armies are small, transport detachments in particularDetachments were an utter fucking failure, GW just did not know how to write them
>>97328290Yep
>>97328289miracle dice arent even a problem. even at the peak of their powers both casual and pro players thought the army was extremely interactive and had tons of counterplay. its far more balanced than fate dice.
>>97328268I don't think I've ever seen a Custodes player actually use any of the detachments from their codex this edition. It's all either the index detachment or one of the bonus ones they've gotten from grotmas/quarterly updates. The book might as well have not even come out.
>>97328329Well Orks ability to cut the board in half was broken, other than that they did went a bit too harsh on the one time they had good shooting this edition.
>>97328354Detachments are bad but the datasheets are even worse. For the most elite army they don’t half get mowed down
>>97328243whats wrong with kuromi being paired with ultras ?
>>97327769hmmm
>>97328330Tyranids can just play invasion fleet and not give a fuck about models, it's what I did all edition after they made the finite swarm changes and I had the time of my life.Nexus and stampede exist for the people who care.Assimilation swarm is a paypig detachment though, it can't be denied and the warrior detachment is a trap to sell old models about to be replaced, subterranean assault is neat if a bit of power creep from the but it's just a nice distraction if you ever get bored of invasion fleet, vanguard or if you are a paypig assimilation.
>>97328382see>>97327887
>>97328373I always thought they would be more of a little twin stars faction.
>>97328391Valuable post desu
>>97326975>bought a no-wash chink airbrush to prime>buddy insists on buying dogshit nailart compressors that aren't powerful enough to syphon>he spent more on them than a regular compressor with a tank and a water trap would've cost>can't airbrush at my placeFUCK. I have over 100 minies to prime, got a sweet deal on a HH box half and a fuckton of Infernus
>>97328408well tbf they do have the red and blue with white motifs heh. funny observation anon
>>97328410Detachments worked for some factions but not for all, as I said before invasion fleet is the king of old reliable.It was a joke among Tyranid players that it is our only detachment before subterranean.But maybe I'm showing my contempt for assimilation, this thing was pushed so hard among the Tyranid community and it was funny how no one could play it because no one had the models, especially new players, the coping ripper swarm lists were always funny though.
>>97325941>sit middle of Celestine and Nurgle>1 side of you is the most healthiest it has ever been>other side has all possible known and unknown diseases in the universeRealistically I might take 2A, 1C or 2E
>>97328433This unfortunately was the case for a lot of armies. One detachment that was actually good (usually the index) and then one potentially good one from a dataslate or GrotmasYour trade off was a shit army rule
>>97328440The gambler in me enjoyed the maybe I do something, maybe I do nothing aspect of it.Most people just gave up and adapted though, wish we had fight on death and acid blood if we are in an objective as army rules though.
>>97328330Disagree entirely, detachments are a fantastic system. They just need more and to actually balance them. Some detachments get minor reworks and actually get positive changes to make them more functional. Others just get no changes beyond shitting out the codex and being forgotten for 2 years. 11th could really let detachments mature and come into its own if once their rules team has some free bandwidth after the edition launch to give them all a pass. Detachments the system is good, the writing and individual rules on the detachments is bad. Some armies they are very good at combining fluff and rules.
>>97326957The three year cycle really kills my interest in learning the current rules edition. Seriously what's the point in trying to keep up with "current thing"?
>>973259412A and its not even close. vulcan seems like the biggest bro there and probably funny GUO, Emps, Malc, Horus, Erebus are all unpleasant dickheads
>>97326976Ew what's wrong with her face?
>>97328268Admech getting their rules completely fucked sideways in both the index and the early Codex and taking two consecutive years of buffs to even reach viability while still being stupidly complex and expensive and getting even more expensive after every buff cut more points and only getting stilt boy who is worthless and redundantCustodes getting only four Detachments with one of them dedicated to a sub faction with one kit And all of their rules being outdated with horror game changes, making lots of their stratagems and defenses against mortal wounds not work properly until they got errata quite a bit laterBlood Angels losing a bunch of options and getting new sculpts for all their iconic units lacking and special detailsEmperor's Children releasing with half a range and not even getting all the staple chaos vehicles like tanksWorld Eaters getting a single model after releasing with half a range and still missing iconic options they used to have before they were even an armyLeagues of Votann getting every unique rule gutted from them and turned from an elite into a horde army and having a non-functional army rule for the first six months of the edition Grey Knights getting just an upgrade sprue for the NDK of all things and a shitty flavorless codex with one of the oldest ranges in the game that would only need four kits to update and now having the smallest Terminators in the Terminator EditionDrukhari having an index so bad they released a second one after six months, then getting negative 3 units with their codex and GW not even bothering to stock any of their models
>>97326976WHOA MAMA
>>97328479I hope 11th is just 10th in a trench coat.For all it's faults I got a lot of games this edition.
>>97328479for me it keeps it fresh and reason to buy/paint new models. 10th is my first ever edition so im hoping 11th is more of a refinement of what works with some much needed refreshes/balance tweaks
>>97328354There's a meme build where you run 30 guard in the 5+ crits detachment and just run at people. I don't have that many guard but I assume it uses the codex detachent because you can't reasonably keep them all 6' away from each other for Lions rule to activate.They don't know how to fix the custodes rules so they just kept decreasing their points cost and now guard are actually pretty efficient.
If the Codex cycle were every 5 years instead of three and I had cracked open my admech codex in 2023 and seen we were just getting the Sydonian Skatros and then someone said "Whoops! Tough luck there bud. Better luck in 10 years!" I would have sold my whole collection right there.
>>97328511What they did to your faction felt like the direction every faction was going to go through at the start, constant point drops that appealed to the competitive market but forced everyone to ever so slightly buy more shit to keep at 2k points.I'm sort of glad people that liked elite armies raised a stink about it, even if nowadays elite doesn't really cut it for stuff like Custodes and space Marines I have a feeling it could have been so much worse.
>>97325941who is 1a and 6b
I don't like valrak because he is the definition of a squealing paypiggy, especially if marines are involvedtheres no difference between him, and the guy who's reaction to a star wars trailer everybody made fun of
>>97328555dunno ask reddit
>>97328555True as this might be, it's utterly irrelevant in the endTime and time again Godrak is right about every single leak he gets from his whispers in the warp so listen to him we must
>>97328268imagine losing the same percentage of your range as space marines but not getting any replacements
>>97328511The options aren’t binary. GW fully has the capabilities to add units mid edition because they do it at the end. Codexes should all come with a digital equivalent (which they basically do in the app already) to facilitate this
>>97328570Just prepare for the custodes gutting next edition anon
Imagine 11th edition finally gets rid of rules from the codexes and we get full digital rules. Wahapedia is mogged by the new GW warhammer rules website and companion app. It always works and is never bugged. The rules are clear and work as the developers intended. Every army has good internal balance and you can actually research what the models you can buy do in the game before you buy.Imagine...
>>97328570Deathwatch was going to be reduced to 2 characters and a single kit with one transport.I'm still impressed at how awful this move was.
>>97328580if GW doesn't want to do fully digitial free rules I hope they can do a "Friend Match" system where I share a code or w/e with a guy and then I get to see his list and what all his units do so when I'm checking wording I can see on my phone/tablet what his abilities are
>>97328583even GW tournaments lets you bring binders with the rules reprinted.
>>97328580Here's how Wahapedia will always mog GW rules app>its freeI dont mind being a good goy and pay for the minis, but no way will I pay for rules that changes the moment it gets printed.
>>97328590I meant to write free but I choked. its over.
>>97327682HUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYOU CAN'T ESCAPE MEI WILL CHASE YOU TO THE DEPTH OF THE MAELSTROM
>>97328590Hell sometimes GW will change rules before the codex hits the fucking shelf. I like codexes for the art and fluff in them but as rulebooks they're trash and I can't justify the purchase.
>>97328555Except Fatrak makes more money off of youtube than he spends
>>97328636Maybe we lived in the grimdark universe all along
>>97328636>knowing the spending habits of some literal who fat fuck sloptuberreevaluate your life
>>97328263Hey I'm a european and a faggot
>>97328645I'm making an assumption, retard. I've never even watched any of his videos, his voice makes my skin crawl.
>>97328653Hope you don't mind being thrown off a rooftop in the coming decade.
>>97328511lol that sucks but admech are lame anyway
>>97327699Fag you just outed yourself as a secondary by not recognizing aos as age of strife within 40k and the context of the conversation. Why the fuck would he mention age of sigmar in this conversation?
>>97328570Don't forget they initially lost the two Corsairs units as well and they had to be patched back in because the rule that let them take Corsairs was part of the index Detachment and didn't get printed in the codex
>>97328724Wait that guy wasn't talking about Sons of Behemat when he said SoB?
>>97328574Let's not pretend like extra mid-edition releases would be anything but more space marine supportThe only way they expand the edition cycle is if they need that time to start releasing waves for every first founding chapter every edition
What's the theme for this month's collage?
>>97327724>Aos is for Women"""""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""
>>97327679>They backstabbed humanity. There was not a single one who remained loyal during the AoSWhy would they stay 'loyal' to those who conquered and abused them?DAOT Humanity wasn't some shining glorious bastion of morality, it was the Imperium with better tech and less religion.
>>97328746Literally every XX chromosom holder who has ever touched warhammer paints buttefly wings on Sylvaneth
I see r/grimdank is here pushing the 'xenos diddu nuffin' wrong meme
>>97328765
>>97328768Now post the number of humans raped by orks
>>97328774Orks weren't an issue for Humans until the Great Crusade, after the Age of Strife.
There are actually quite a few cool rule ideas in AoS, I hope GW is using AoS as something of a testing ground for stuff they may try afterwards in 40k.
>>97328788>There are actually quite a few cool rule ideas in AoSIs that why the game is practically dead?
I have a question - is there any difference in box content between this older Broadside box and current one? I saw one of my local shops having this for 50% off and wanted to simply paint some battlesuits.
>>97328792
>>97328790careful you're going to set off the aos glazers
>>97328746Don't be jealous just because AoS has pretty girls, anon.
>>97326025Back after a painting break
>>97328806
>>97328814Dare I ask what the diarrhea space wolf with the paw symbol is meant to symbolize?
>>97327797>not only having to fight a giant robot with a sword but having to do so with a hand nailed to your assGrim, dark even.
>>97328817You just know.
Dudes be like>WE'RE SO ANGRY BLEH!
In what world is Angron worth 340 points?
>>97328817Bear pride
>>97328814It always triggers me a bit how this guy went from painting variety of cool shit to doing only updoot bait
>>97328847SameHe's a genuinely skilled painter and threw it away
What the fuck, why
>>97328859In the past that entire pulpit would be two halves
>>97328859billion dollar company machinery and molds pls understand
>>97328790I doubt it is completely dead considering the amount of money they keep pumping into it, and it is not a particularly crazy thing to suggest that you can use a less popular game as a testing grounds for ideas for your more popular system.
>>97327445lollmao even
>>97328799But on box cover he is essentially the same as the guy on the right, which is the same I see on current box cover as well.
>>97328878lmao very good. guardsmen should be added because even the veterans guardsmen (from the cmd squad) are hitting on 4+
>>97328864>>97328868Its worse, the numbers and parts don't match10 on the sheet has a little nub but the actual part doesn't, 4 on the sheet does have a nub but the part does
>>97328752>colonists planet scorchingSo the dwarves?
>>97328841This world.Also she needs bigger breasts.
This article series has bugged me because GW is trying to celebrate its history of art without crediting any artists. It's kind of dickish of them.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/dfgn8e8c/warhammer-art-through-the-years-emperors-children/
>>97327445
>>97328912You celebrate the brand not the people who work on it.
>>97328912These really do suck. No years or context given or anything.
>>97328894That happens a lot or at least more often than you'd think. Always dryfit.
>>97328987>That happens a lot or at least more often than you'd thinkI feel like there's at least one mislabeled bit in almost every GW instruction
>>97328912>please look at IP and buy productI'm so tired of theseWarcom sucks balls, only reason I check it is for the revealsI still haven't forgotten the heresy thursday fiascoS (plural)
>>97329025>heresy thursday fiascoS (plural)?
>>97328912These motherfuckers went the extra mile and edited out Adrian Smith's signature. It's supposed to say "A. Smith" in the bottom right corner. No doubt they've done this in previous articles. It's the Mark Gibbons shit all over again.
it's so they can sneak in ai generated art and have no one notice they didn't credit an artist
>>97329040And then anon gives me lip when I mention my chinesium recasts
>>97328912>>97329040
>>97329025This is the high quality content they need to keep Tom Mendelsohn employed for.
>>97329050artist's signatures are distracting anyway
>>97329055Shut up, Mammon.
>>97329045There's no way GW won't go for it as soon as it's viable considering how they treat artists and how cheap they are.
Painted my first thousand son set... I did it wrong cause i painted every individual piece before glue them but still i like the result
>>97328859so you can subassemble them to make the model easier to paint? yeah it's annoying but you'd appreciate it if you were doing the pulpit black and those little rosaries white
>>97329046lmao anon are you really still malding over that little shitpost?
>>97329071When you say every piece surely you don't mean... EVERY piece?
>>97329071
>>97329037>Be GW>Decide to make a new edition of HH for the brand new plastic models>to hype the release, create "Heresy Thursday": every Thursday, a new HH reveal>at first is pretty cool>then most of the reveals are tanks>basic infantry choices not covered, other kinds of vehicles like bikes and land speeders still in resin to this day>announced ligma (6mm HH)>now every thursday might be "stolen" by models you don't care for (unless you play ligma)>decide to have a timeline>don't follow the timeline>stop Heresy Thursday (that's all folks!)>Bring back Heresy Thursday (hope?)>Most of it is either ligma or hastly thrown rules/colorschemes/lore>end Heresy Thursday againTL:DR: they decided to have something half assed it, ruined the premise, killed it, revived it, made it even worse, and then offed it for good
>>97329081I did... Didnt feel confident to pain it assambled
Okay so to get this right - if box is for Broadside XV88 (NOT XV8), no matter what kind of box cover it have, contents inside are the same?
>>97329115This conveys nothing, it just looks dumb.
>>97329127Yikes, you can't say that here. Sallyfag defense force has already been dispatched and will arrive at your location shortly.
>>97329127He’s happy and smiling. You should try it some time.
>>97329127Okay.
>>97328859The model's cool enough to be worth it
>>97329152Okay I've got to admit - the multimeltas wreathed with skeletons coming off of sculpted parchment is fucking rad.
>>97329140Don’t be a twat, theres just a handful of shitposters who alternate between glazing him like a donut and shit talking depending on which they think will get more (you)s on a given day. It flips all the time.
>>97329168it was a joke anon,chill out
>>97329152It really is and I'm glad shes not locked to OML anymore (as far as I understand)I'll probably shave off the oml symbol and use her as a counts as junith for my argent shroud
I don't care but someone else might.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/oq2wdapz/500-worlds-titus-will-you-brave-a-deadly-campaign-on-the-war-torn-vespator-front/
Rate my blood ravens commando
>>97329234Did they pull their weapons from a vat of feces?
>>973292344-5/10 I'd say? Rough paint application in a couple places, coffeestaining from uncleaned wash, some spillovers
>>97328724Retard I'm the first anon, not the second oneHe lumped them together to dodge the question
>>97329251They are supposed to look rusty kekI just finished (again) the DoW1 campaing and painted them like they just finished it too>>97329262Yeah, i need new pencils but cant figure which ones to buy (all of them expensives) and the cafe it's because the shade paint tho. but thanks for the feedback
>>97329234There's a lot I could comment on but I'll just stick to the undrilled barrels.
>>97329296okay, secondary
I need to make a semi-credible "rumour" about the amazon TV show because I know someone who's guillable as shit and I wanna troll themany ideas? something like "X character/actor is in this", something original so not "hurr cavill as titus!"I also want to make another one that makes the show look bad just to see how far I can push it/see if he only believes stuff if it's what he want's to hear, something like "oh the writer for rings of power will be writing it"any ideas on both?
>>97329314>drilllet seething
>>97329317Fatrak feel for an Idris Elba starring in a 40k show troll one time. The best fake leak is taking the bizzare truths from real major shows. Like the showrunners are newbies who are utterly devouted to the source material but are weird mormons who insert mormon mythology into the show like what happended to the Rings of Power show. Or the "major leak" of an Eisenhorn show that had a whole tiwtter account that posted the whole cast. James Purefoy was Eisenhorn
>>97326025All these Necron nonsense got me wanting to come out of hiatus. I got burnt out on comp play last year but the cursed detachment and the campaign stuff got me back.
>>97329331so maybe something like>rumour is, idris elba will be cast as captain mesinus (whatever that guys name is) from secret level for the amazon tv showand then>it'll be written by this duo (make up some name) who worked on rings of power, he's said he'd stick to the source materialone is something people want to hearone is notI want to see if he believes the former but not the latter
>>97329317Original story set in 40k got scrapped for UltraWankIdrils Elba as MetataurusDaniel Dae Kim as GadrielWritten by the guys who did Stranger Things
>>97329293Right now if I were you I'd just focus on getting a clean "battle ready" result(clean basecoats+basic shading). Once you can do that comfortably you can move to more demanding stuff. I always recommend Duncan for beginners because he explains the basics pretty nicely.
>>97329348Does that guy's face look right from any angle?
>>97329378change stranger things for game of thrones or rings of power
>>97329375>idris elba will be cast as captain mesinus (whatever that guys name is) from secret level for the amazon tv showKek good, its not a bad troll but Idris is a big name for him not to be the lead means you gotta find a huge name for Titus that Idris would be supporting actor for. I don'[t Idris even does non lead roles anymore so maybe go for another black actor thats popular but plays supporting roles
>>97329402cavill for titus of course>but he's not as big as idrisno, but his name is what 40k fans want to hear
>>97329296>>97329318NTA, how do you go about drilling without access to a pin vise or drill
>building warp spider>marine is like twice the heightAren't Eldar supposed to be (almost) as tall as marines just without the bulk? This scale creep is ridiculous.
>>97329547eldar are as tall as it's convenient, ranging from human size to marine size.but model wise I think you're getting tricked by stances more than anything.
>>97329055more distracting than the big Warhammer Community logo in the top right?
>>97329574It's not so bad compared to a regular CSM but compared to a noise marine it's just ridiculous. Maybe it's just noise marines who are the problem here. Then again primaris are also bad.
>>97329594noise marines have platform shoes too
I've lost an entire Carnifex among my 20 or so warhammer boxes and I'm going to have to check every box
>>97329636now that's a good old distraction
>>97329348The Goold...
>>97329594Primaris being taller than an eldar at least makes sense since they are just taller anyway. Like average eldar is like 7-8 feet tall, which about the same heightrange as for a firstborn space marine.Primaris are described to regularly be at least on average a head or more taller than firstborn. Which would place them around 8-9 feet tall, maybe even 8-10 ft if we go with the more outlandish ideas.But also all in all, scale has never truely made sense on the tabletop and GW largely doesn't give a fuck as long as stuff is in the "correct ballpark" so to speak. For example lot of the vehicles, like rhinos are off scale and much smaller on the tabletop than they should be. Another is dreadnoughts, yes even the old boxy castaferrums, they are meant to be fucking gigantic, double a firstborn's height at least, and realistically are more closer to redemptors in height if the tabletop was accurate.
>>97329594>>97329652It doesn't help that every picture with Marines of any kind always frames them to look larger than they are too
is this too big of a head or what
>>97329652firstborn are 7 feet tall.primaris are 8 feet tall, not 9 or 10.
>>97329690Put it next to another sister from your army and decide then. You can play around with scale quite a bit before it becomes noticeably off, but you have to be careful if you mix them between models in your army because then it will stand out a lot.
space marines are space marines the word primaris doesn't appear in the next edition
>>97329705>if I hide the label I can pretend I am something I'm not!lmao
>>97329710trying too hard nomodels
>>97329477Buy a $5 hand drill online
>>97329690Jesus what happened
>>97329710Do you think they will maintain primaris vs firstborn lore when they no longer sell any old midget miniatures? Secondaries seem to get confused and think GW are a lore and world-building company first when it's always been models first, rules second, subscription magazines third, black library an afterthought.
>>97329729>Do you think they will maintain primaris vs firstborn lore when they no longer sell any old midget miniatures?yes, it's never going to be retconned
>>97329701That's a good idea, it looks pretty okay and will be on the pulpit anyway>>97329726I had it on a paperclip and it was not easy to keep while painting still and then it cracked when i tried to take it off.I will not be making the same mistake again
>>97329754*easy to keep still
>>97329754What have you done to those poor heads? The one on the left is just *unintelligible screaming*
>>97329696Sure, I'm not gonna argue.
>>97329754You have to drill into the bottom and shove the end of the clip up the hole. Personally I use toothpicks, which are also good for dotting in eyes
>>97329782>You have to drill into the bottom and shove the end of the clip up the hole
I hope Leagues of Votann doesn't have a shit army rule next edition
Darnath Lysander or 30k's centurion with powermaul for the base of these guys' kitbashed chapter master? It looks easier to give Lysander a beakie helmet.
>>97329816they should get rid of army rules altogether.
>>97329782That's what I did, trying to take the paperclip out snapped part of the head. It's 3d printed so it was more brittle than plastic.Normally I snip the clip down and put 3 or 4 heads on a base but I was being lazy and it bit me in the ass. >>97329771Faces are hard man, I can do okay ones sometimes but those were from years ago.
>>97329833army rules should stay but should be used to represent whether the army has some sort of support from elements outside the army composition >bombardments>reinforcements>intel and anti-intel>vanguard scouting>superior equipment >defensive positions
>>97329867we have detachments for army-wide special rules. players get a choice that customises their army, and gw can add new ones if something sucks or is unbalanced. faction rules aren't interesting, you either like what you're given or have to put up with garbage.
Is it really that easy to paint white scars?
>How detachments SHOULD work"You can pick one of many formations to best fit your exact army and have some synergistic applications. There are also some memelists these enable">"How detachments work"YOUR SMALL ARMY SHALL BE SPLIT INTO EVEN SMALLER SECTIONS AND IF YOU USE A MODEL OUTSIDE OF THAT TINY MICROSLIVER THEN FUCK YOU
I wanna paint shit again (did it a few times for fun on some marine models and some fantasy stuff) but gw paints le expensivwhat "kind" of paint goes well on models? I don't know this stuff
New thread.!NOW!
>>97329917>cries in GSCThe codex is absolute shit, and now that the Host of Ascension is gutted you'd better have the models to play other detachments. I just hate how its made, every detachment is extremely model specific instead of making you play differently with the the same set of models more or less.>>97329918Vallejo Game Color, Ionic Smart Colors , AK 3rd Gen, Army Painter's Fanatic, Pro Acryl etc. are all good choices.
>>97329900>faction rules aren't interesting, you either like what you're given or have to put up with garbage.the same can be said with any rule or unit, the possibility of it being badly written is not an argument in favour of its removal.
>>97329906Is this a contrast demo or something?
Oh Battlefleet Gothic...my love...
Do forgeworlds still produce new suits of mark 8 power armor?
>>97329941dipshit
I could bake. But I am le tired
>>97330093Then take a le nap
I'll do it. I'll take the bake into the oven.Frodo.jpg image limit reached
>>97330156>>97330156>>97330156
>>97329579I'd consider the word Warhammer on warhammer art to be a little less distracting than >Drawn by: Simone Diego Smithison
>>97326650Primaris Tacticals, to go along side the return of wargear options.
