Finman edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97340698>TQWhat is your favorite waterborne creature?
>>97345812>tq
>>97345812>TQyeah yeah not a creature, still counts
>>97345812>TQMandatory.
> Lorwyn Eclipsed will bring exciting new mechanics like Beholden>Ayo I be holdin’ a Elf
>>97345856just realizing i picked a NM print out of the bulk rares at LGS for .20 recently and apparently that was actually a deal
The only new mechanic in Lorwyn is putting -1/-1 counters on things.
>>97345858you be holdin deez nuts
>WE
>>97345884>tfw no Noggle Boggart
>>97345845>conjureit's not even a card
>>97345845Thank god Loot hasn't gotten to her yet.
>>97345903More real than doctor who or spider man
>>97345812If you could change something to heal Magic what would you do? You are given absolute powers but you can revert anything done until now.
>>97345884>that name>that flavor textToo fitting, yet can't be made today
>>97345925>If you could change something to heal Magic what would you do?Remove UB. Ban all UB cards and add to the company manifesto that UB is not allowed.
>>97345925>You are given absolute powersdissolve every other thing that hasbro does so that magic isn't responsible for paying for the mistakes of others
>>97345925Remove UB and Alchemy.
>>97345925add mandatory cleavage quota to each set, double the price of any box containing anime reprints, halve the cost of other cards, mandate UW prints of all UB cards sold at half the price, spin off a separate business entity to manage the tournament scene and focus on empowering the magic of kitchen table play and the discovery of truly rare cards in normal boosters, bring back blocks and encourage a T8 average victory metaprobably experiment with a format that has a victory incentive for prolonging games at risk to the leading player
>>97345925Remove UB obviously but Alchemy tooMark Rosewater and every member of his card design team FIRED inmediatlyEvery high Exec that thought about the UB innitiative FIRED inmediatlyReturn Pioneer as PT formatLimit the amount of Powercreep printed in every setAdd to the ban list of non-Commander formats EVERY UB card Work towards Judge formation to make better professionalsWork with old planes and try to make new set about unexplored planes like Muraganda avoiding hat setsWork towards Modern into ArenaReturn to blocks and avoid seven products a yearThat for starters
>>97345925I really cant think of anything better than ban UB or remove the reserved list and print all of it immediately at common
>>97345925All cards from all sets from Ravnica Allegiance going forward are banned in all formats.Separate product lines for Commander and 60-card formats.Play Design is forced to actually play the game.
>>97345925Heal as in generate dividend increases for shareholders and maximize the value of their shares, as is my fiduciary duty? Abandon UW sets except as expensive collector's boosters available 3-4 times per year. Increase partnership efforts for UB sets including designated BDOs for From Software titles, Disney IP, Pokemon, and YGO especially. Severely cap free rewards in Arena and increase buy-in to Arena and MTGO. Aggressively pursue proxy makers in court, adopting a sue-to-bankrupt, legally agnostic policy in the footsteps of Games Workshop. Contract anyone willing to employ gacha mechanics and battlepasses to produce a bunch of competitive MTG-themed games in other genres, especially a shooter and a MOBA to get a cut of popular existing markets. Start developing a pitch for an Amazon television show, settle for Netflix if I must. Pay people to stream discussions about extremist politics while someone (I don't care if it's actually them) plays MTG in the background.
>>97345925Any reply to this that doesn't involve deleting the RL is a tourist only here because of youtube grifters btw
>>97346124Fuuuuck you got me.
>>97346088This is the closer approach to reality you can get. Everything else is just pure fantasy.
>>97346124Reserved List is for losers.
>>97346124Anyone that focused on deleting the Reserved List over everything else is probably a commander player.
>In order to fix Magic we need to limit power creep>But also get rid of the reserved list and reprint the strongest cards in Magic history
>>97346300supplementary products aren't tournament legal, retard-kun
The only way to fix Magic is to kill it.
>print MTG Classic>just run it through the exact same blocks and bans>cards are not legal across MTG Classic and MTGBlizzard already paved the way for nostalgia slop and its only a matter of time before WotC tries something similar.
>>97346412No fuck off. Just print "MTG 2" with all the same mechanics except you fix the shit ones.
>>97346421Sorry, I wasn't suggesting anything. This is your future, whether you like it or not.
>>97346268If you told me 20 years ago that there would be more important shit to kill in 20 years than the RL I wouldn't believe you. That was when Tundras, Jaces, and Tarmogoyfs were $100. And I'm not saying the latter two were on the RL.It is so fucking insane we are at this point. Imagine golf banned the use of a putter today and some guy from 20 years in the future comes back and tells us there's more pressing matters than returning the putter to golf, which in 20 years they still haven't brought back to the game; like they've been playing golf for 20 fucking years without a putter and there's more important shit than reverting that stupid fucking rule.
Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-wimeyPresented without comment.
I'm going to create my own version of Magic the Gathering, except both players play their turns simultaneously
>>97346450Look, you just gently use a wedge, all right? It's not a big deal any more. Honestly, I forgot that you guys used wedges for sand--that hasn't really been a thing since it became common practice to let dire antlions nest in the bunkers.
>>97346300This, picrel would break every format if they dared reprint it
>>97346450>That was when Tundras, Jaces, and Tarmogoyfs were $100.Anon, twenty years ago, neither Jace nor Tarmogoyf had yet been printed.
>>97346495What format do you play where you see this card?
>>97345925Drop all support for EDH. Disband the rules council, remove all mention it from the rules, do not consider commander for future releases, do not print any more commander product. As far as WotC should be concerned, EDH does not exist.Everything else people say is a symptom. EDH is the disease. The only tragedy of Sheldon's death is that it didn't happen earlier.
>>97346648The one where I search cards to look at options for brews.
>>97346450Twenty years ago, there was no such thing as a Tarmogoyf or a Jace. At best, Tarmogoyf might have existed as a card that had been sent to the printer.But I get it.Duals cost more than $100 in that era.
>>97345925I'd abolish all format restrictions, reprint old cards and sets according to market value and player demand, ban proxies from official play but as a trade off the ban list will be abolished. As long as you own the card you may play it. Bring back Ante. There will be only 1 competitive format that includes all cards that were ever printed, and it will be known officially as Kitchen Table Magic.
>>97346450Most people wouldn't know what a putter is. They would become accustomed to playing without putters. Only the dying generation care about that.
>>97346450Your analogy doesn't work. If the putter was banned across the board, then it wouldn't matter. Everyone would be in a similar position - having to use wedges. So returning the putter wouldn't be a "pressing issue."The issue would be if the various golfing bodies said "putters must conform to this specific profile" and then immediately after said "but all putters currently in existence are grandfathered in."Sorry timmy, you're stuck with a basic wedge putter. Oh? This? Yeah it's a Spider ZT. It was made before 2027 so it's okay for me to have. No they don't make them anymore.
>>97346694Fucking retarded. I assume this is a joke.
activating Super Polymerization takes more decisions than an entire match of MTGit's over
Anybody else think they should have streamlined the wording for abilities like this? Granted, that's the least egregious issue with vivid in this set.
>>97345845How did this card get allowed by WotC? Also, many of the girls in Tarkir were actually attractive looking, how'd that get allowed as well?
>>97346861You don't even play MtG. Don't ever reply to me again.
>>97346902I'm replying now. Ante was a terrible mechanic, fuck you.
>>97346908Ante is a great mechanic unless you are a loser, like you.
>>97345925Never print Planeswalkers or introduce the mythic rare rarity
>>97346881That's pretty standard wording? How would you phrase it better?
>>97346913 are we doing spoilers for no reason okay faggot go fuck yourself
>>97345925Roll back the timeline to Time Spiral, everything since was a doomed false timeline and is now banned. The Spark never weakens. Next set is Lorwyn Re-Remastered, which is simply the original Lorwyn with Planeswalkers removed. Following that, Alara Remastered, with no Planeswalkers, and a cast of new mortals to deal with Bolas' bullshit. After that, all new sets. No post-Alara planes from the "Mending timeline" are ever seen or explored again. Planeswalker permanents are never printed again. Legendary creatures become rare, multicolor creatures become uncommon outside of dedicated multicolor sets. No UB, naturally. Art directors are fired from the company. MaRo is fired from a cannon into the sun.
