The Paladin has been POISONED! He will instantly die with no antidote. A Thief holds out the antidote and pours it all on the floor. 'Drink if you wanna live.'The Paladin gets on his knees and licks the floor. He's feeling better already. But when he tries to kill the Thief, he finds out he has fallen. He just lost all powers!Why did this happen? Simple. Honor is the soul of all Paladins with no exception. Without honor, there can be no Lawful Goodness.There's nothing more dishonorable than getting on your knees and licking the floor like every dog.That's the parable of the Paladin and the Thief. Remember it well.In Japan, there was once a poisoned Samurai in a similar situation. A Ninja poured the antidote on the floor. Do you know what the Samurai did? He stripped out of all armor, took his Daikatana, and did Harakiri right there. His last words? 'I will never lick the floor like a dog.'He died with great Honor and became legendary for it. Now THAT'S a Paladin!>But it's not honorable to die!No. If you want Honor, you must act with Honor, not like a dog.
>bugmen moralitylol, lmao evenywnbj
that's kinda hot
>>97401429Have you tried playing the system of Dungeons and Dragons? I cast Lesser Restoration.
retard
Okay. Am I supposed to like, forward this post to 20 people or else my dog will catch a cold?
>>97401429>retarded fanfic>everything hinges on "Without honor, there can be no Lawful Goodness." which is a total non sequitor>it's another "How do I make my paladin fall?" episode but this time with the added retardation that in every system where that's a thing pallies can also cure poison and sickness with lay on handsThat's some weapons grade cancer you got going there, nogaems-kun.
>>97401429>instantly
>>97401429>Paladin casts Lay On hands on themselves>Neutralizes poison>Party kicks thief for being an untrustworthy psychopathDumb scenario, OP
>>97401429>The Paladin has been POISONED!Paladins are immune to Poison.
>>97401429You dn't eem to understand what 'instantly' means. Or honour.
uncensored drawing of a cartoon penis:>>97301319
>>97401916The jannies are actually clinically retarded, you can't expect them to behave rationally.
>>97401949Based
>>97402044>reply to a deleted postNo way anon, surely you jest!
>Stick hand in antidote>Lick handCrisis averted.Bugmen are retarded.
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>>97401429 Paladin rips his surcoat. Takes the fabric, wads it up and wipes the spill on the floor. Wrings out antidote into mouth. Thanks thief. Thanks God. then thrashes thief.
>>97401429Paladin uses Lay on Hands to cure poison. Your vile tricks have been bested again, villain.
