Particularly xenophobic waifusEdition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>97430740>Thread Question(s):What is your dream kitbashed unit, unlimited budget, every bit is available to you, but you can only make one legal unit.
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
Would anyone actually recomend buying the rhino just for the boltgun buff? No have no idea if the combat patrol allows the rhino or if there is any other good combination... I could also just run the warpflames but eh, not lethal stuff
>>97437292Are you the Anon who just painted his first couple guys the other day? Combat patrol is a ruleset that requires you to use only the models that came in the combat patrol, you can't add stuff to it. You should go through the combat patrol rules a little more carefully before making any more purchasing/modeling decisions
I managed to get a for real tutorial 500pt game on Monday to learn how to play the game !.......turns out my lgs has a beginner league and is happy to teach new players in low stakes chill games !!
>>97437292You should buy tzaangors.
>>97437305Excited for you anon, have fun
>>97436132Second attempt at a colour schemeNot sure what I should do with the gun.
it's getting there>>97437278nice art, right girl looks best
S4 vs S3 weapons
i have an extra plague marine with flail from the kill team set. any ideas for a cool conversion or just what to do with him?
Eldar feel like they been in a sort of golden age recently all there old modles getting great updates and the new corsairs. Another good thing is we re not yet popular enough for gw to pay to much attention to our lore so they cant ruin it.
>>97437381Decalfag, I understand you've been jerking off to this chubby blonde girls reddit posts, but you don't need to share it here every time she makes a new one
What is the proper way to kill Chaos?
>>97437422Expedient and Expeditiously
>>97437422pariah nexus, blackstone, the emprah's sword, mass soul deletion. You probably can't kill the gods, but you can definitely kneecap themthe secret alternate option is to brainwash the galaxy into believing the chaos godss are all very nice and good little gods who would never ever eat souls and then making everyone incapable of changing their perception and also removing all negative traits and emotions so basically lobotomizing everyone into the ponies from my little pony
>>97437422Ask the necrons
>>97437447
>>97437422With kindness and handholding
How about you answer my question instead of shitposting faggot.
>>97437456Kys
>>97437468Which question.
>>97437422With Chaos.
>>97437475Demon
Post wips and models. Just got the havoc launcher to go on this before I start to spike it up.
>>97437314I suck at painting tzaangors, plus i'm not going to buy your expansion pack just to get access to the chainsword and pistols....>>97437299Not the same guy(?) I simply can't decide if warpflamers or inferno boltguns for my rubric unit...
>>97437494Freehand turned out so sharp and smooth it looks like a fucking sticker, good stuff
>>97437381Bolters are canonically .68-.75cal, they're basically spicy shotguns.
>>97437501Idk if it's really worth stressing over this much for a troop unit. Like you're gonna eventually end up with more of them anyways.
>>97437512Revolver Bolter has arrived.
>>97437512If that's a real gun then /k/ fags are fucking losers these days dude. Shit looks like nerfslop. Even 40k guns look less retarded than that
>>97437521>/k/ fags are fucking losersyou don't say
I take it people really fucking loved the sanguinary guard?
>>97437494my only recent completed model :(
>>97437514Maybe you are right, but i don't see myself getting more minis in a long time and I don't want mess up with my first rubric unit like i did with the blood angel terminators...
>>97437537queen i implore you to learn how to take a good photo of a model the way you're photographing them does your models no favours
>>97437537Naisu
>>97437537>>97437540idk wtf happened here, this is the pic i meant to use....
>>97437537this probably looks better in person. cameras always make things more unflattering
>>97437545Tip: colour inside the lines
>>97437494I still need to clean the small flaws but first I need a new brush for that...
>>97437545Someone's jealous the marines get let out of their boxes
>>97437549Nta but crazy saying this and then posting this >>97437554 one min later lmao
>>97437545How do you find the thicccc painting handle? I always assumed it'd be really heavy
>>97437560can you be less schizophrenic for a few days?
>>97437494I hate batch painting so goddamn much
>>97437494Slowly, turtle-like, I am painting my retributors.
>>97437587What models are those?
>>97437494latest finished thing
>>9743759310 scouts from the KT box and the 4 neophytes from the black templars crusader box.Just the torso and legs, as you can see.
>>97437587Oddly reminiscent of the black Power Ranger
>>97437566i quite like it for the extra handling it gives me with a model i would recommend it desu
>>97437494I hate the antichrist (he tells me to paint things)
>>97437649I might pick one up at some point then. Not for a while though, I think I've got 10 of the normal sized ones and one of the ones with the little grabbers and one of the last Gen mid sized ones
>>97437650forgot the fucking image ffs
>>97437470they are arguing if traps are gay
>>97437594Turned out sweet anon
>>97437655Just blue tack a model onto a large paint pot
>>97437656Seems to be coming along nicely! I dig the gold chainsword. I need to decide what color to paint the wire on this multimelta.
>>97437660I don't need to I've got a dozen painting handles. For big stuff I currently use a 4x4x4 block of wood with a bunch of holes drilled in it and then just mount stuff to bamboo skewers in subassemblies but I'd like something I can stick a large base to and turn upside down with a bigger grip than a skewer, but a smaller grip than a 4x4
>>97437494Finished my Crimson Fists test model. I'll fill in the shoulder plate if I find some transfers. What does a fluffy CF list look like?
Tourist here, been listening to 40k lore as background noise for the last couple days.I just want to say Custodes are the most "nah I'd win" mary sue bullshit I've ever heard in my life. That is all.
>>97437658Cheers anon, decently happy with the result painting in the eyes on the jugger heads was the most pointless agonizing experience, you can't even see the eyes in their recesses unless you're shining a light in lmao
Sometimes I cheat by using the side of my dice tray to hide the fact I missed a shot and then my opponent makes the save anyways.
>>97435240The 2013 update was just an upgrade sprue with some remodeled weapons and extra carapace bits. The actual warriors themselves are still the original 2001 plastic sculptsIt's time
>>97437705They still lose though even to Genestealer cults.
What's the difference between World Eater and Emp Children gameplay?Both seem like fragile melee heavy armies with some decent shooting.
>>97437754It depends on the detachment, both can be played multiple ways. It is a bit that they are just slightly different flavors of the same thing. On average though EC armies tend to be more elite and lower model count.
Guard? Yep they're based.
>>97437754>Marines>FragileWhat has the world become...
>>97437278>Trannsexual OPThis ain't the thread.
>>97437675Odd-looking retributor anon
>Warp SPIDERS>They have 6 limbs
>>97437775still waiting on your models btw
>>97437773People who say that have never actually played a fragile army, they're just comparing normal marines in their head to something absurd like deathwing knights
>>97437782Spiderman only has 4 limbs. Just because you're named after something doesn't mean you have to literally be that thing. That's how you end up like Space Wolves did.
>>97437521Its real. Its basically just a saga 12 in a fancy chassis and no stock for like triple the price but its real.
>>97436004>>97436062>>97436053Blood Ravens, hear me! I am Araghast The Pillager! Master of Hounds, the Lash of the Black Legion! You, and ALL your kind are cowards! Lowly lickspittles! You must be emulating that pile of bones you call an Emperor! You are as dead and as useless as him! I am destroying your worlds, Blood Ravens, yet you do nothing! I see your precious craft, hanging in orbit above Aurelia! I am here! FACE ME, IF YOU DARE!
>>97437782Are the elder vehicles and aspect warriors named from the perspective of the imperium or are those the actual eldar names (translated)?
>>97437788Yes but if they were going to give them extra limbs to make them more spidery why stop there
>>97437792The latter.
>>97437798The extra limbs are for "practical" combat purposes. Not to make them look more like spiders.
>>97437782Do you have this problem with spider monkeys? Or king baboon tarantulas?
>>97437801Probably not, they're the only aspect with them.
>Be imperial>Get raided by chaos marines>"YOUR CORPSE EMPEROR IS DEAD AND SO IS YOUR EMPIRE">"YOUR EMPEROR IS A LIAR AND A CORPSE AND HE'S DEAD AND STUFF">"THE CORPSE EMPEROR'S CORPSE EMPIRE IS BUILT ON LIES AND CORPSES">"CHAOS IS THE ONE TRUE WAY AND NOT LIARS LIKE YOUR LYING LIAR CORPSE EMPEROR, WHO, I MUST REMIND YOU, IS A CORPSE">"YOUR CORPSE EMPEROR CANNOT HEAR YOUR PRAYERS, BECAUSE EVEN IF HE WASN'T A CORPSE (HE'S A CORPSE) HE WOULDN'T LISTEN BECAUSE HE'S NOT A GOD UNLIKE THE CHAOS GODS WHO ARE GODS (AND NOT CORPSES) AND THEY LISTEN TO MY PRAYERS AFTER I KILL A BILLION PEOPLE! AND YET AFTER SACRIFICING A BILLION PEOPLE, YOUR FAKE ASS GOD (DEAD) DOESN'T DO SHIT!">"CORPSE EMPEROR! HAHA GOTTEM!"
Playing against Deathwing Knights and Wolf Guard termie lists yesterday made me realize the only way to make other termies relevant is too boost their damage output to Death shrouds or give them either innate transhuman or - 1damage.
>>97437782Warp Spiders is a rough translation into English, further translated from Low Gothic, of the animal that they take their name from which does have any biological relation to the Terran crustaceans known as spiders. Warp Spiders have 6 limbs.
POV is a group of Night lords in a bigger warband of Khorne aligned CSN>On the spectrum of soulless to bestial, most of them existed at thelatter end. One, addressed as Razkash by his comrades, literally loped alongon all fours.What the fuck does that even look like? I genuinely struggle to imagine it
>>97437284forced
What is a good non homosexual colour scheme for dark angels? I want to keep their forest green but bone coloured armour seems kinda bland......what are some options i have that are aesthetically pleasing ?
>>97437787This. I've had anons caling my 10 man Sword Brethren squad "glass cannons".My brother in Christ, a squad of 10 T4 W3 3+ save is NOT fragile.Everyone thinks custodes are the baseline now while armies like SoB and GSC exists.
>>97437840Red
>>97437842lmao christmas angels
HOLY SHIT. These threads suck, generals were a fucking mistake
>>97437851You're free to leave if you don't like it.
>>97437840pride flag
>>974378413+ save means nothing when everything has either -2 AP or 50 attacks baseline. Saves are basically meaningless unless its multiplicatively scaled wit wounds. Wounds is what matters, calling SB glass cannons is crazy.
>>97437840Black codpiece, helmet, bootsFlesh coloured legs, arms, chest
>>97437799Huh, so eldar had hawks, spiders, and serpents ? Seems odd.
>>97437876For starters, it's all poorly translated from whatever language Eldar have. Second, Eldar originated from a planet, and at the height of their power controlled more planets across the galaxy than the Imperium of Man ever has. It would actually be more weird if Eldar had never seen hawks, spiders, serpents and the like.
>>97437840orange and teal
>>97437876How come you didnt read my post bub?>>97437814
>>97437884those are all earth creatures tf do you mean
>>97437884Spiders and serpents I get, like they're just semi generic names for a pretty common bodyplan. But hawk seems like a pretty specific raptor yknow. Can all be chalked up to translation like you said, but still funny.Also I never bothered with the timeline, what is supposed to be happening around the year 2000, are the eldars just enjoying life at this point in time or what? They ever visit earth?
>>97437886>orange and tealStolen from reddit but I dont mid the orange and teal colours
>>97437892The way I see it the less of this thread I'm exposed to the better.(Cool explanation though, thanks)
>>97437895>are the eldars just enjoying life at this point in timePretty much. There's no real mentions of Eldar visiting Earth early on, but it could be possible. They have the technology and psychic shenanigans to erase people's memory of them, and can be very secretive about it. Wouldn't be surprising if they did not even want to visit though, Eldar consider humanity to be like vermin after all.
When playing combat patrol with admech am I supposed to use the old and terrible army rule or can I use the updated one?
>>97437893Old Ones did it.
>>97437918damn..
>>97437892Why are you stealing my thing, bub?
Is there ever a point where you stop buying and printing new stuff? I’m starting to reach the point now where most of my armies are done or close to done. I very rarely see people not working on a new project. In the past I’ve donated old finished armies for game systems that’ll never be played again and clear space for new ones but idk whether to do that this time
>>97437910>Eldar consider humanity to be like vermin after all.I know that's a classic arrogant elf thing but isn't that kind of stupid considering how similar they look to humans. In fact is that ever addressed in universe?
>>97437947Every species looks like humans in 40k
>>97437939Are they painted
>>97437947The closer something is to you but still different, the more you hate and despise it. It's why racism is so common, much more than hating animals.
>>97437952Yes
>>97437954Make the armies bigger
>>97437939Get a display case.
>>97437985>impotent nomodels seethingCurious. Very curious.
>>97437968I have one already
>EVERYONE IS BRITISHMAKE IT STOP
>>97437988>n-no ulol
>>97437989Then you will collect models just to fill it out and look cool.
>>97437994>no uNobody said that, can you read?
>>97437990It's a grimdark dystopia for a reason, anon.
>>97437487He looks like a man with excellent taste in pornography.
>>97438000>Humans?>British>Chaos?>British>Eldar?>British>Necrons?>BritishThe only fucking race that isn't British is the Tau. What is stopping them from having different VAs who aren't bongs voice their characters? Steve Blum for example voices one of the Blood Angels in DoW and it works fine.
>>97437487>>97437806What's up with the bloid twitter react gifs?
>>97438003Tau should speak in bogan
>>97438011Pretty shit go at it, but I haven't started drinking my goon yet.https://voca.ro/13yktbfnm3fN
>>97438021Kek good on ya, put a cheeky barra in me fackin riptide now she's a right screamer
>>97437494I'm counting this guy as done until the basing arrives. I'm going to be doing an ice or snow theme for my Emperor's Children since it'll make the colours pop.And I want my EC to pop, they're meant to be clashing and garish.
>>97438011i always figured tau sounded like these guys
>>97437278I like orks :D
>>97437990When the fuck will they ban 4chan from bongland servers?
>>97437990>In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only Birmingham.
>>97437705They're kinda fun because of that. Complete power trip anime shit. When Valdor duels a Thunder Warriors in Birth of the Imperium, he blocks a two-handed overhead swing from the TWarrior and when their blades connect the kinetic force of it knocks a dozen power armoured warriors around them flat. If you like over-the-top anime bullshit they're great but you've really got to accept the OPness lol
>>97437594Why is it so glossy>>97438043They sound similar in most thingsThe Tau in dawn of war are so hilariously wapanese in their bad voice acting
>>97438052Wow, that sounds more homosexual than transing out an all-male warrior order. They deserve femstodes.
>>97437985Rule63 art and the lewder side of it has existed long before troonery got out of hand anon.And autism is a hell of a drug and the warhammer 40k community is chock full of it.
Opinions on Kill Team 2018? Fun? Worth looking into? I've got most of it downloaded and been curious to try it for a while.
>>97438054you know what though?i started picking up learning japanese during the pandemic, and japanese people speaking borrowed words or english actually do sound just like that. its not racist, its just the accent affect, and katakana english words in japanese actually dont sound right to them if you pronounce it in english, you need to pronounce it in engrish.
>>97438057Don't bother, that's an attested nomodels who thinks he's doing us a service by playing wannabe janny (these are his own words)
Sex with socially retarded 10 foot tall golden wine milfs
>>97438063>inventing boogeymen to screech and wail aboutlmao
>>97438061I dunno ask /ktg/
>>97438063fuck off retard
>>97438070>>97438074There he goes >>97432198
>>97438061KT is much better designed than 40k.Power scales feel more appropriate as well for the most part. I like that some weapons that have always been shit in 40k are good in KT.Generally just a more tight and tactical version of 40k that lets you branch out and play after painting just one squad or make some unique conversion without needing to convert 100 dudes.
I never thought much of this model but looking at it closer it's so fucking cool. Tons of detail under the fat ass gun.
>>97438089Also the loader opens
>>97438063Oh. Okay sorry guys.
>>97438089>>97438092FW had so much cool stuff. All gone because GW hates cool things.
>>97438108Browsing recaster catalogues full of FW shit is like being a kid in a candy shop I swear
>>97438067Man imagine being a cute young hive ganger boy a still beautiful hag female ex-custodes now eye of the emperor takes interest in and vents her sexual frustration upon you in a private bedroom.Wouldn’t that be such a terrible fate haha.
>>97438112What recaster provides the best quality and mouldline free resin recasts?I’ve asked before about bmm but I’m wondering if there are better options now.
>>97438067They don't drink and can't be mothers.>m.jpgOh wait you're stupid.
Should I get a tactical squad or intercessor squad to practice painting?
>>97438158Intercessors
>>97438134BMM is probably the best but they're also ridiculously expensive. I don't have enough experience to really give you alternatives though. I'd say browse the yoyhammer subreddit and see what's getting good reviews.
>>97437349Make it the light blue you used?
>>97437349just do both and make 2 squads from different shrines.
>>97437990>>97437990What do you expect from a british company that borrowed from a british dystopian comic?
>>97438158tactical squad. primaris was a mistake
>>97438130she could jaws of life your cock with her vagina muscles alone
>>97437990>here's our WW2 american army>and here's our vietnam roided american army>and here's our German WW1 army(seethe, frog)>here's our WW2 German army>and here's our two Russian armies>Also here's our Roman army(I suppose they do always get english accents in film)>but wait actually they're all bri'ish I do hate this
>>97438061KT2018 is shitKT21 is the good one
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
female ultramarines coming and there is going to be a massive meltdown mark my words
>>97438246How about I mark your ass, fatboy
>>97438227H-hot…I need a female custodes eye of the emperor hag wife now.>>97438228
>>97438246Sadly, after Femstodes the release of Femarines is guaranteed. This was a way to test the waters, to lube the hole before the big "FUCK YOU" thrust. By 12th edition, the first Femarine will be released.
>>97438259GW already snuck some feminine heads into the latest marine upgrade kit. It will happen, all the signs are there.
>>97438258>responded to another postHow did I do that while phoneposting?My mind is clouded by the lewd.
>>97438271ugly paint jobs are not 'feminine heads'
>>97438228The catachans in Dawn of War have sterotypical american accents.
>>97438277It was not an ugly paint job, stop coping.
>>97438271I think you need glasses anon. All the heads are male in that upgrade set.
>>97438279That was long before GW started being so heavy handed with how everything should be represented. Only british primaris copypasta allowed now.
>>97438284
>>97438282You are insane. If you are really a chud stop with that narrative, it doesn't do anyone any favours and makes those of us really fighting against wokoid 40k really bad.
>>97438293Looks male too. There were others that look much more female than this one.
>>97438293Your head bits won't come out of the box looking like that.
>>97438293That's a female marine alright. The geneseed and roids are one hell of a drug
>>97438293How did you look at that and think it is a woman?That face somehow reminds me of Christopher Judge.
>>97438309Good point. They all will look male.>A2>B1>B2Are the one that looks female to me. Some are disputable and can be female.But i guess painting them like you always did will make them look male.
>>97438353I don't really like marine helmets coming off in pieces.
>>97438343>Christopher JudgeHoly shit! You are right! So i could make a Christopher Judge Space Marine squad because manbabies will sell this head for cheap because they think it looks like a woman?
>>97438356Honestly i like those Road Warrior heads. Kinda understandable that those helmets always were like your modern army/pilot helmets.But when i think about it, i agree with you that a full helmet like medievil knights feels better.
>>97438252im not fat unlike you son, and btw go catch some pokemans while i keep quality company to yo mama if you catch ma drift lel
>>97438359You probably could.The real “jewels” of that set are the mk7 space marine helms. I imagine they were thrown in just for that purpose so the heads will sell even harder.Everything else MIGHT be dirt cheap even in bulk on the reseller sources.
>>97438307not male, its called trans you lowly goblin
>>97438353What a fucking atrocious kit. And it will still sell because people want some of the helmets.
>>97438353>TWO(2) beakies>THREE(3) grill helmets>that'll be 20 quid plus tip
>>97438293Reminds me of the Meximutt memehttps://youtu.be/LRnE9AJhMZk?si=67DIZXrlAaC0P9SL
>>97438412kino
>>97438353You think any of those look female? Are you exclusively interacting with women at butch lesbian bars?
yay first ever mini painted
>>97438440Congrats! Store it somewhere where you’ll remember and not lose it to see your improvement as you get better.I can’t find my first mini. :(
>>97437539To be fair anon, you should probably just build the weapons you think look good, and run the minis as whichever loadout you want.People proxy worst things even if you care a lot about WYSIWYG.
What third party miniatures are worth buying for the purpose of being scanned and archived as stls in case the company producing said bits goes under or gets chapter house’d by GW? I can only think of Kromlech’s newer ork sculpts and tortuga bay’s minis.Also I swear kromlech used to sell digital stls at one point. Am I misremembering things?
>>97438440good for you, have a (you) anon
>eldar corsair fleets are gay as fuck because quitting the craftworlds allows gayelves to live out their sexuality free from judgement and stifling heteronormativity>but non-heterosexual lifestyles are also commonplace and universally accepted on craftworldsBravo Michael, bravissimo!
>>97438440Good work anon. There is room for improvement, but that's only to be expected for a first ever painted mini.
>>97438460Sounds like you're describing Artel W
>>97438490Back to discord with you
>>97438490Is he actually a good guy, or likeable?
>>97438496Sorry bro, not au fait on your spergy little clique dramas.
>>97437157how so? I just made a list on thursday and didn't think too deeply on it outside of detachmentI suppose It can be a bit of a dick to go "it's not about the tyranid list, it's a skill issue" and then proceed to prove that with a CSM list
>>97438490I take it all back. Please have Gav return as the Eldar guy.
>>97438504So I'm guessing the Leviathan are here via Allied Knight sheets?
>>97438490Amazing how one look at a man tells you literally everything you need to know about 'em
>>97438509no...its just CSMrogue psyker, 20x cultists with firearms and 2x leviathans
>>97438497The only people here who'd have an answer for that are people who went trawling through his social media history. But the people who'd go out of their way to do that would have already made their minds up and only look for more fuel for shitposting.
>>97438440Better than me
>>97437278>pedo artist OP picGrim. Dark, even.
>>97438490>punk returning to warhammerthe world is healing ?
>>97438524I didn't find the chaos leviathan sheets, only imperium, that's why I'm asking.
>>97438495How so?Not entirely sure what you meant there but I took a look at artelW. Pretty good stuff.From tortuga bay if I had to pick I’d archive the thunderstorm soldiers as they’re the mk1 space marines during the unification wars. And mostly because truescale marines are most likely going to be covered already while very few people care about thunder warrior models.
>>97438533what ? i thought the pedo/guro one was mossa
>>97438533>pedo artist
>>97438542Who?
>>97438538they're in the space marine faction pack, theres a sheet at the bottom that says "these units can be taken by these chaos factions and you swap out the keywords"
>>97438504>>97438560>"these units can be taken by these chaos factions and you swap out the keywords"Anon said they were using Dark Pacts right, how did he give them that?
>>97438566they sure as shit don't get oath of moment in csm now do they ?
>>97438566
>>97438353I think it's mainly because they gave some of them full lips and/or slightly slanted eyes, probably as an attempt to depict asian people? Either way it can come off as pretty butch lesbian.
>>97438179>>97438221On one side I prefer Mk.7 and Mk. 6 over Mk.10 but get me closer to a full army. I'll probably flip a coin to decide
>>97438569>no mention of ECseems kinda fucked ngl senpai
>>97438571As long as you know that old marines are completely unsupported and about to be squatted
>>97438566READ NIGGA READ
>>97438577>EC get no legends units even though it'd help plug gaps in the roster Remind me not anon :(
>>97438588>GW forgot to plug EC gapsSuch travesty.
>>97438571You think the next primaris stuff will be the primaris armor jury rigged with previous MKs of power armor?The space wolves kind of have a kit that does that.
>>97438534>Corporate Approved™ Safedgy™ Punk™Yeah bro, we're gonna rebel against the system by repeating government mandated mantras!
>>97438490I think you are mistaking homosexuality being criminalized on Craftworlds with ANY kind of sexual gratification being criminalized there. They are very strict against hedonist pursuits of any kind
>>97438598Ironically "punk" has nearly always been about rebelling in a conformed, accepted manner. Punk never truly rebelled.
>>97438596>>97438569>give busted legend sheets Dark Pact>but not the cult troopswtf
>>97438601I think you have reading problems.
>>97438577Why is that even? They just forgot?
>>97438578That just means that I can paint them whatever scheme without having to worry about repainting them to fit the rest of my army>>97438597Honestly I'd prefer a box full of older mk heads. Though I did hear that the new intercessors kit will include old mk heads
>>97437825Are you ESL, or genuinely don't know what "loped" means?
>>97438490Met this dude in real life, nice guy. He gave me 3 candy bars and a pat on the ass.
>>97438522
>>97438598What is punk depends on what’s the accepted norm in your vicinity.If you want to stretch to the whole planet then the most pink thing is to abandon the civilized technological world and try to live among and like the north sentinel islanders. Assuming they don’t shoot an arrow through your head.In the warhammer 40k universe the most punk thing is being a hive ganger because essentially you haven’t taken a side with the imperium or chaos I think.But it doesn’t really matter anymore punk died the minute corporations started profiting from the various punk cultures.There is no such thing as being a punk anymore.
>>97438620oh it is
>>97438622So what do people learn about you when they see you?
>>97438624That I'm a sick cunt
>>97438620Sorry I hurt your feelings, Mike. Stop dressing and styling yourself like a fag if you don't want people to know you're a fag.
>>97438627Unexpected deflection.
>>97438631Not deflection, merely a fact. Show any stranger this >>97438490 and 100% of them will correctly guess what Mike (You) is (are).
>>97438621>There is no such thing as being a punk anymoreT. someone completely outside punk culture
>>97438635Doesn't make it a general rule though.
>>97438640Whatever you say, Mike.
>>97438644>>97438635Based and redpilled.
Imagine if it actually was Mike constantly seething that this place isn't enough like reddit and complaining about the moderation.Would be very amusing.
>>97438652But it is him. No doubt about that.
>>97438652>Imagine if it actually was Mikeit is
can't wait for the LGS to "ban legends units" from the next tournament despite someone else using 2 sicaran tanks this time around and not winning
>>97438604no true punk fallacythere was a time bashing facists with baseball bats was the punk thing to do
>>97438652It likely is.Fags like ADB are known to use reddit. Which is basically only 1-2 degrees of separation from /tg/
>>97437278Hey guys, Collage anon here. It's time for the collage anchor posts.This month's theme was bikers/cavalryI'll try to make an anchor post each thread until the deadline but I'll check the archive too if you miss my posts.Before I start the poll I have a suggestion. The last few themes have been a little too niche for many. I was thinking we could do an open theme next month. Anything goes. Does that sound good or do you prefer doing the poll like usual? Give me your input.
>>97438666Trips confirm this post was made by Satan.
>>97438666Go away slaanesh.
>>97438669the sheitan works in mysterious ways
>>97438607Excise me, what the fuck?Rubrics don't get Dark Pact, but if bring in some random legend sheet it actually has it for some reason?
>>97438668How is a mounted unit too niche? Literally what army doesn't have some variant of it or one in spirit? If you truly can't contribute just skip a month. Why have themes at all otherwise?
>>97438674theres a strat that maximizes the shots of torrent weapons, but you cant use it on tzeentch units becayse they didnt want rubrics to use itof course you can just spam a load of plague spewers etc on plague marines and use it
would dark eldar look something like this
>>97438678Hate those fucked up eyelid they give themselves
>>97437349Do what you did for the first. The gun will pop great.
>>97438675Nta but nids, sisters, tau, knights, necrons come to mind. I can't think of any for them.
>>97438684Spiritually necron destroyers are mounted units
are there any army where its fine to not take their transports?
>>97438684>nidsHarpies, anything with wings>sisters,nundams, seraphim, the character on the hover platform, triumph>tau,Piranha, battle suits, various kroot units>knightsliterally every knight >necronsAny necron that hovers on a platform, triarch stalkers, tomb blades the list goes onThis is just from the top of my head.
>>97438684necrons have tomb bladesmost nids gun beasts are technically a sentient gun riding a dumb brick of a transporttau have the kroot cavalryknights with no steeds ? preposteroussister really don't tho
>>97438668Here's my entry. As for the theme I think it's a good idea, it would probably get more anons to participate.
>>97438700I mean that's stretching the definition of cavalry quite a bit but I suppose.
>>97438203I really dislike bright and garish eldar.>>97438681I ended up removing the bone colour bits and painting the backback teal and fangs blue.Just gotta recover my neatness, but pretty settled on the skeem now.
>>97438695tyranids have no transports, world eaters can use fast units and use maybe 1 transport for berserkerscheck for armies with fast units you can specialize in
>>97438666>there was a timeYeah amazing how time changes all things.
>>97438678They have such insane body mods and weird fashion trends that they can basically look like anything. Making them look like normal humans is considered a punishment.
>>97438695The answer to this question changes from edition to edition and sometimes even from minor point adjustments so whatever answers we give you might have an expiration date of 4 months now.
>>97437339Is this the alt timelike where xeno-human hybrid Steven Universe is employed by a radical inquisitor to hunt down the gem empire, a xenos pocket empire?
>>97437530Yes. So much.
it is shocking how cheap AoS is compared to 40k or Kill Team. Lol.
>>97438741It's a combination of much lower demand and games actually just requiring fewer models to play. A 2k game in AoS has about as many models as a 1k game in 40k because of how huge the point costs are for everything and the sheer number of giant monsters the game has.
Are HH and 40k marines compatible?
I need to have words with whatever escaped asylum inmate did the sprue cutting for the Visarch.A half cloak being assembled from five different parts is not acceptable.
>>97438741It's about the same? Not sure what you're looking at.
>>97438750in what way?
>>97438765I mean the heads.
>>9743876730k stuff will work on 40k stuff yes, but not the reverse because the 40k heads are too big
>>97438666>there was a time bashing facists with baseball bats was the punk thing to doPunks bashed themselves? Punk always had its roots in neonazism, doofus.
>>97438666What about skinhead punks.
>>97438601>ANY kind of sexual gratification being criminalized thereAlaitoc brothels sends their regardsAlso, faggotory in eldar societes is mike's introduction. Both eldars had most hetships per novel
>>97438763KT boxes are 30-60 dollars more, combat patrols are also 170 bucks.
>>97438786>KT boxes are 30-60 dollars moreThose boxes are scams, you're paying for phantom terrain.
>>97438577>>97438588Insider here, EC is getting their second wave in 2027 which will have the Sonic Helbroot (TM), Noisier Marines, the Diddler tank and an upgrade sprue for Rhinos with a doom Siren.
new raptors on the right old on the left, they're the same models but Murderwing is an upgraydd sprue. Probably not worth buying more than one kill team sucks for retards who spent 300-600 bucks getting 2.
>>97438781Also, path of spiritseer is established by some farseer who gooned on his dead wife so much, that he every free time deeped in to infinity circuit
>>97438490Hilarious. They want to keep the downtrodden label no matter what. Like a few years ago when they had fortune 500 companies and the government on their side
>>97438789I like the terrain pieces tho.... which reminds me that KT tomb world was more expensive than KT nightmare despite having fewer guys. Strange.
>>97438791>no Orgiastic Epstinites/Epicureans dual kitIt's never been more flaccid.
>>97438796They're the same picture.
>>97438807Truly the saddest panda.
>>97438626based
>>97438796There's no way that's actually the new kit vs the old lmfao are you serious?
>>97438695CSM has alot of fast units that could even be meta at a given time so making a fast CSM list isn't such a bad idea?vashtorr, jump pack lord, lord discordant, daemon prince, possessed, bikers, raptors and warp talons, chaos spawn, venomcrawler, fiends, defiler, deep striking terminators, predatorsnot to mention units that wouldn't use a transport at all like helbrutes and obliterators
>>97438776Simply not true. >>97438779>what about this one subdivisionWho tf cares about skinheads, when were they last relevant?
>>97438522Yea, proves the old adage true. Always judge a book by its cover. Like girls with nose rings.
>>97438741Like >>97438745 said points costs in aos are generally much higher than in 40k, meaning building the army ends up costing you quite a bit less. I think per model the difference probably isn't quite as big. Cheapest gw game per model is probably tow, with the caveat that they usually sell units in sets of two boxes, which can be annoying. Oh, and if you like the metal stuff you're fucked.
>>97438796Comparing photos of the KT raptors and the current ones, they don't share the same torsos, legs or weapons. If what you're saying is true that it's just an upgrade sprue you could probably squeeze 5 more raptors out of the box by buying some jump packs.It bugs me something fierce that there are no photos of the sprues for the KT box
>>97438796So it's just the ones everyone hated but with even sillier options.Should have retvrned to tradition but nooo we need our fart turbines with teeth
>>97438817Gen X used to be cool
>>97438819What’s the male equivalent of a nose ring?I remember when it was the Reddit fedora. Haven’t seen anyone wear such a hat at the lgs when I went there to shop for painting supplies. I expected to see some at the 40k table.
>>97438824Luckily, I have unbuilt raptors.
>>97438807>>97438811Jacob Epstein didn't kill himself.
>>97438828Definitely onions beards.
>>97438826we have to go even further back!
>>97438843Man they're starting to go hard with these filters lmao
>>97438852millennial women aging out need internet magic to compete with 10 years younger women.
>>97438828Earplugs/manbun.
>>97438851These have their own appeal but I prefer the other ones.
>>97438827Huh? Gen X did nothing fucking right, when were they cool?>stuck dealing with silent gen/boomer shit>not able to keep up with modern tech>caught in a limbo they could never escapeI'd feel bad but I've also dealt with too much gen X cringe to have sympathy.
>>97438796One on the LEFT is the new one, the old one is on the right.
>>97438864*rolls up on you in a red 1999 jeep**gen x vocal fry*Um, like, why are you being so lame dude?
>>97438826Those look like shit.
>>97438851A modern redesign of those wings could work. The skull chest piece is fucking sick and I think could be really cool if done properly. Or redesign them and have the wing to look like ribs or spines and it could look cool
>>97438826>tactical twigsVGH...
>>97438875See >>97438808
I think dante is the only space marine model I would paint. Maybe in lgbt color.s
>>97438828Doesn't feel like there is a universal one, but I'm not sure.Maybe a manbun.Unironically enjoy drinking soi milk.
>>97438490seeing Mike's shitty face reminds me that he was seething so hard at this one chudtuber that he wrote the guy into a book so now that dude is canon in 40k keki don't know why you all think Arch is the king of chudtubers in 40k when a guy made Mike Brooks seethe so hard he did the "i have written you as the basedjack" tactic and unironically gave the dude a 40k cameo
>>97438913>wrote the guy into a bookQRD?
Now this might be controversial but I like big guns
>>97438919
>>97438919Mike Brooks wrote Sargon of Akkad a well-known rightoid griftuber into one of the 40k books as an evil slave master, i forgot which book but it was funny as fuck that one guy made Mike seethe that hard that he's now canon to 40k kek
>>97438920In 40K? Very controversial its more about the melee. Guard should shell all battlefields in a rolling advance and never get into melee if they were half realistic
>>97438667>Fags like ADB are known to use reddit. Which is basically only 1-2 degrees of separation from /tg/How much of a newfag are you that you don't that ADB also browsed /tg/?
>>97438852That filter has been in place for like 10 years.
>>97438667adb thanks /tg/ in one of his books forewords
>>97438939I assume that it would be too charitable to Mike and his education to read this as a reference to the slave-driving, city burning warlord instead of the youtuber.
>>97438964I was trying to circumvent it. Kept getting whinging about it being spam until finally still getting filtered. Wasn't like that not long ago.
>>97438971Sure would be.Also found this while searching for that. Apologies for the double twitter screencap thing.
>>97438939Wow thats cringe. That aside this is a very poorly written scene. Very muddy action also a bad hollywood level strangulation that happens in under 5 seconds when irl it takes a while and a super solder would be even longer.>manacles are around Sarkons neck choking himokay>They are wrenched to kill himokay>Choll is pulling a knife from his neckWhat? When the fuck did that happen. Piss poor scene needs to be rewritten. >>97438958ADB once posted how he got a panic attack from reading the term 'sand nigger' he didn't browse here
>>97438678what army would ougi play
>>97435240it might as well be, old man.>>97438824>It bugs me something fierce that there are no photos of the sprues for the KT box
>>97438971Reading this made it click for me that Ogre overtyrant Greasus Goldtooth from fantasy is a reference to the famously wealthy Lydian king Croesus. I don't why it didn't click for me before. What a fun reference that og warhammer nerds put in
if obliterators only move 4" what run would they likely be engaging the enemy?
>>97438974soi?
Man, Skitarii are so cool
>>97439009>if obliterators only move 4" what run would they likely be engaging the enemy?
>back to seething about writers and dumping SNS screencapsIt's like I woke up in 2019.
>>97439007This is a new kit but an upgrade sprue
>>97438966>adb associates with 4chanGroveling apology to his following when?After all too many chuds use this site so this is a chud site like how too many chuds like the imperial guard so imperial guard is the chud army.
Man, Skitarii are so cool, continued WITH PIC THIS TIME.
>>97439034>Imperial Guard out of nowhere
>>97439003harlequins
>>97439017>>97439036Neat. I like the idea of a zealot Skitarii just blasting prayers 24/7 in binary into the minds of his fellows.
>>97437494finished the second blightlord squad and took some proper pictures
>>97439080Cool, Iron Warriors Death Guard are quite unique. I like it
How good are the vallejo brushes (image related)? Looking for something with quality at a reasonable price...
Would it work to bring 2 land raiders, 2 rhinos, 60 legionaries as a fun list?
>>97438983>ADB once posted how he got a panic attack from reading the term 'sand nigger' he didn't browse hereNo, he posted about how he was seething that some guy kept messaging him asking why he kept putting sand niggers and women in his books.But if you weren't a dishonest, disingenuous newfag, you'd know that he use to browse here and that he did on occasion post.
>>97439085Thanks, the project was in hiatus for a while, now I'm in the final steps of a 2k army fully painted with 1000 points more converted und primed. Lorewise they are the former destroyer elements of the Grand Company, and the grandfathers gift makes for terrific ammunition and resilience against said weapons.
>>97438378I wonder why they have to mix helmets and heads. Is it really profitable?
>>97439118>we’re STILL suffering from the effects from him having been hereExplains the people who won’t stop shitposting, honestly.
>>97438490>>97438601That didn't happen, craftworlds don't ban homosexuality
>>97439022They can't interface with the models or the game because they don't play or paint, they're just picking on the one thing they can interact with in the hobby.
>>97438429I guess female Space Marines would be looking like butch lesbians. They are full of steroids.But i think that the three i mentioned are the most female looking one with that painting.>>97438570I agree. Alot of painting shades around the eyes and making the lips more red gives them a more female look. Some anons over blow things. At least many anons get the bigger “fU“ are the helmets they put behind the face gate!
finished my tyranid warriors...
>>97439206and thus my 1000pts tyranid army from Hive Fleet Polypus!>orange and tealmore like no range and kill
>>97438293Incredibly zesty looking.
>>97439180I'd still like to see an evolving meta for these derails. Bringing up ADB venting about random shit in his DMs from like 2015 is incredibly stale.
>>97439213this orange and turquoise, which actually works unlike teal
>>97439088When do you even need a flat brush in this hobby
>>97439213based
>>97438817Simply true, thobeight
>>97439203Lady marines should look and dress like dark lyn from numotu
>>97439088Can't speak to the Precision brushes, but I do have the following>0, 1 and 2 Pro Modeler Design Brushes (Natural Hair)>4/0, 3/0 and 2/0 Pro Modeler Definition Brushes (Natural Hair)>2, 4 and 6 Flat Rectangular Brushes (Synthetic)>S, M and L Dry Brushes (Natural Hair)So far they've all been fine. That said I haven't used the Dry Brushes yet, so I can't really comment on them.Disclaimer: I'm a pretty basic painter and have only just started painting again after about 14 years old of the hobby. Prior to leaving all of my painting was done with a standard and small detail Citadel brushes.But yeah, if you can get the brush sets, definitely grab them as they're cheap brushes on their own
>>97439255Ok if they do this I...I'll accept it.
>>97439255That's just a gay man thobeight
>>97439265but enough about you
>>97439206>>97439213Good stuff anon, what's next for your bugs>>97439232Orange and teal works great and orange and turquoise works great you just have bad taste and no models
>>97438966I gotta see this. Which one?
>>97439255>average EC battle brother
>>97439277one of his NL books I think
>>97439244Somehow i thought it was a dry brush but you are right lol>>97439256I found this bundle which i suppose its better. And yeah dont worry, i'm an amateur too, thanks
>>97439273>Good stuff anon, what's next for your bugsplaying the game against my orks, tau or SM, and giving them eldars later this year. I'm going to take a break from 40k painting and focus on the old world and blood bowl
>>97439286You'll want a rounder tip than that for basecoating, and an even rounder type for dry-brush/large surfaces.
>>97439255>unimpressed by other people's gains>steals their muscle magic to become shredded and restyles her hair to look like Zyzz>immediately starts mirin herself and targets all the most built people in the gymniverse to show them who's bossHonestly one of the most based turns for any character in the franchise.
>>97438980Mike Brooks is the best BL author.
>>97439255She needs bigger breasts.
>>97439273>accusing without posting minis>dickriding a namefagpost your ebay black legion again
>>97438980I'm extremely woke but neopronouns are incredibly cringe. Reading Lion El Jonson call someone xir would instantly take me out of it.
>>97439342Incorrect but I'm assuming you're going to crash out all the same
>>97439370I'm bored, anon. Get some new material. Even Decalfag and O&Tbitch occasionally grace us with new pics.
>>97439370youve been posting this picture for like 4 years...
>>97439372This. I mean say what you will about sally and O&T but they still grind out at least one new mini every few weeks.
>>97439370This same nigger always stirring shit.
>>97437494Some new agents with mystic staves. Just a headswap and some purity seals on the old lady and an arm repose on the fancy girl>>97439372>>97439392>>97439413Have some new stuff if you're gonna beg like that, jesus.
>>97439514Hey... smell my finger.
>>97439255Thats something for Chaos. Or Adeptus Sororitas. Pic related is what body armour they should wear!
i like space marinestell me what to playtell me what to thinkthank you in advance
>>97439557Deathwatch are the best of all space marines combined into one.
If I am building Wyches and they are super likely to go from 25mm to 28mm next edition then what is the best way to convert them? They're on slotted bases currently. Should I try cutting slots into 28mm bases or cut their feet off the slot bar and pray that the one tiny point of attachment holds them in place on a flat base?
>>97438796>not giving them wingsWith those rockets they look more like the Orcs ones.
Did GW lynch another black character out of the setting? Does this guy this character even exist, or has his purpose been fulfilled?
>>97439558and what do i think?
>>97438851I love those raptors
>>97439595did't he get a model?
Wish they'd bother giving mini illustrations to the legend sheets
>>97439617Titus is white, bro.
>>97439623>>97439617How quickly we forget
>>97439611I want a squad but I ain't paying $300 on ebay for it. GW made to order run when?
>>97439562pretty much, its not a problem except for the ones that are leaping forward with a lunge. If some end up leaning a little too much then just have those die first.
>>97439661>300 on ebaySometimes being a euro has its perks. Got 10 of those raptors for 50 on our sites.
>>97439641>Guilliman sees him and says 'that's my son!'
>>97439641not showing up on wahapediadid GW just drop a mini, and leave for cigs before giving him a datasheet?
>>97439683He got legend.
>>97439683He's a black library model. Don't those rules go directly to legends?
>>97439674Gorillaman sees him and goes "I'm just going to pop out and do some paperwork"
>>97439674>mfw they kill him off in a couple of years and replace him with a gingerbalance will be restored
>>97439683>I need a unique datasheet for a marine with a thunderhammer
>>97439689>>97439683>>97439691He's just a generic captain. An alternative sculpt for the vanilla datasheet.
>>97439720Yeah that works too.
>>97439714>needCalgar had two datasheets when Titus was getting a new model. I thought they were handing them out to every written Ultramarine character.
>>97439562just glue to 25mm base to a 28mm base
>just waiting until 11th edition to see how james fucks it up again
>>97439714>drukhariiftheyhadasmanydatasheetsasspacemarines.png
>>97438668I think we should do an open theme next month. That way we can get a big collage again.
>>97438796>new raptors on the right old on the left, they're the same models but Murderwing is an upgraydd sprue.No one's going to point out that this is false information?
>>97437494Looks great.
>>97437840>non homosexual colour scheme for dark angels?>dark angels >non homosexual
Not gonna make it for this month's collage, life has just got in my way
>>97439342>rent free>>97439392>>97439415>nomodels seething yet againlmao
>>97439891
>>97439825lolReally needs to be updated to cut 4 more data sheets from Space Marines
Battleforce weekhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zioctyhm/sunday-preview-embrace-chaos-with-new-battleforces-and-old-world-classics/
>>97439915>chaplain cassius>first born>centurions>predatorez
>>97439940W-why thoughThis is the same as the battlforce they launched with, but with a daemon prince. Why are they forcing daemon princes on every chaos army except death guard (red corsairs do not count they only have 3 datasheets).Wouldn't it have made more sense to have a Kakophonist?Or release an upgrade sprue for Rhinos and a datasheet allowing Sonic Land Raiders and Sonic Rhinos and put one of those in there?This doesn't make sense.
>>97439940>khorne daemonkinMy master of executions was supposed to cum today. I got some bersekers, lord avocadus, some goremongrels, and all the jackasses and eightbound and a slaughterbound. I guess instead of getting all taht I should have waited for this. Damn me, for not having the power of futuresight.
>>97439956The kit needs something big and new.
are you glad you posted on /40kg/ today?
>>97439372>/v/ermin still trying to put the O&Tchad down on the level of the decalfagI love how much he makes you seethe even years later
>>97439944Except the four units they lost were their command squad, their named librarian, their terminator equivalent, and whatever the hell the beasts pack is equivalent to in space marines (melee fast attack bruisers with lots of wounds)?
>>97439983i chose the most likely sm datasheets to get tossed
>>97439964Like a Kakophonist. The EC are the only of the four armies to have a model which isn't explicitly part of their list.
>>97439970No
>>97439970I think so, the only thing I posted this entire thread was my painted model
>>97439994>single infantry model>bigMonster or vehicle, anon. A centerpiece.
>>97439940I really want that Thousand Sons one :(
>>97439940>including something on Monday that you won’t want to miss. Seriously, it’d be terrible if you did. We’ve got our eye on you.wonder what they're teasing here, Eye of Terror Iron Warriors?
>>97440011Unveiling even more new CSM before the Maelstrom stuff is even up for preorder would be odd.
>>97440019I just can't think of things associated with Eyes that they could reveal
>>97439999They probably should have used the opportunity then to launch a simple doom siren upgrade sprue for the land raider or helbrute or rhino and put one of those in there.Or hey, lord avocado is a named character- they could have put both the Kakophonest and Lushious in there and taken away a squad of Tormentos. just to mix it up.
I have all those models except the vortex beast. It feels liek. I could get it, sell the extra models and keep the beast for free.
>>97439996>>97439997
>>97439940Think I'll pass. I want everything in the EC one except the prince but I doubt the discount will be substantial enough
>>97439891I sincerely hope it only gets worse.
>>97440026So are you saying they're going to announce something for blacked legion? Oh boy another character, or maybe an upgraydd sprue.
>year of chaos>has been going on for more than a year and a half nowSo how did they fuck this one up so bad.
You know, if these 4 Dark Eldar were the main characters of a BL novel they'd escape this situation and probably kill most of the Marines while they're at it.
Boarding Actions are fun, had two games of "The Furnace" mission where two high VP objectives are located in a furnace and units can activate it from outside to burn stuff inside in the form of mortal wounds.
>>97440091>Boarding Actions are funI've never actually got to play it. I got a box of the boarding action terrain for a really good price back in the day and plan to paint it up but...it's a lot, like, a lot of terrain.I think the game mode seems super fun and do really wanna try it some day.
>>97439940I kinda want that EC one to use as Slaaneshi CSM
>>97440091
>>97440019I think they had some schedule slips towards the end of 2025 so they might need to catch up a little.
>>97439804
>>97440011My guess is it'll be just a single model or the IW upgrade sprue>>97440019tbf GW is infamous for inconsistency with this sort of thing
khorne got the best one.
>Be loyal guardsman of the Imperium>Fighting on some bumfuck hive world in some backwater sector>Chaos marines are invading. Emperor's Children? Word Bearers? I dont care anymore>60 hours fighting demons nonstop>Commissar made you bayonet charge a chaos marine>It fucking worked and the fucker died standing>Youre somehow still alive after all that in one piece>Must be the Emperor's protection or some shit>Lie on the ground awaiting the sweet release of death>Watch as ships slowly descend down from the heavens, blasting holy hymms on their mega space surround sound>The Sisters have arrived thank Emperor>One sister found you lying half dead, dehydrated, and tired>She takes pity on you for being alive this long and wishes to repay your servitude to the Imperium and to wash off the taint of chaos from your body>You watch as she takes her pants off and squats right above your face>She unleashes her stream of holy blessed fluids from her urethra, straight into your mouth>The fresh rehydrating holy nectar reinvigorates your physique, you feel as if a warm wave washes over your body to rid all taint of chaos from youBless be the Battle Sisters and their sacrifices
>>97440132>>97440091I wish the Official GW Spaceship Terrain Set didn't cost like 250 dollarsl mao.
>>97440265I'm kinda tempted by this but I hate the majority of the WE line so I'd kinda be limited to what only in this box, plus Kharn and that's it lol
>>97439970I always feel better after a good BM
>>97440265The bloodletters kit is ass
>>97440285All the lesser daemons could do with an update.
>IG player shows up with shirtless afrika korps proxieswwyd?
>>97440304It felt like they were testing the waters for that with some of the Warhammer Underworlds kits but nothing really came of it.
>>97440307Ask him why he owns such fucking ugly models.
>>97440307I do a 360 and walk out of the lgs
>>97440307>>97440316They look more like GSC models
>>97440307>also he rolls these dice
>>97440359Does he have pasta points tokens as well?
>>97438668I got work off tomorrow thanks to the snow storm, so I'm going to just hammer away at this for the next two days and see if I can get it done by the end of the week.
>>97440307Nobody would care at my LGS, it took until someone rolled up with an actual Adolf Hitler Tank Commander until they told him to leave it at home please.Not even tournament expulsion or anything, just "you cannot use that model at tournaments"
>>97440068they counted skaven refresh on aos as chaos. yup.
How are you meant to use infinitys lament in a game? It's on a 50mm base unlike spiritseers on 25mm
>>97440386>they counted a chaos army as chaosWhat? No way!
>>97440386The...two Chaos armies? Yeah, why wouldn't they?
>>97439285You gotta stop making this claim without any evidence. Find it, get some proof
>>97440392Casually: You just do if the other player is fine with itOtherwise: It's a display model
>>97440265A bunch of daemons that aren't going to last more than one more edition before getting shifted to legends.
>>97439611Why did you glue all of them right foot down?
>>97440376too cold to paint homey
>>974403862026 so far has way more CHAOS than 2024 or 2025 did. Kinda funny.
>>97440416Because daemons are legends and I'll run them as berzerkers and juggerzerkers.
>>97440419They're not filthy lefties like you
Can someone toss me a scan of the boarding actions rulebook plz?
>>97440442not even remotely close to true
>>97439940I already got a demon prince slaanesh themedI have the army set and the combat patrolDo you guys think I need more infractors/tormentors and maybe a second demon or is this box a solid pass?
>>97440419That's just what the sculpt looks like. 3rd edition please understand.
>>97440480nta but in all honesty this looks less retarded than dynamic stone skipping poses and tactical rocks of today
>>97440480No no, the box was posted here >>97438851 and you can see how GW intended for them to be standing. Why did you/anon glue all their right foot flat sole to the base? It looks incredibly goofy that they're all doing the same weird hop and some of them are at very silly angles because of it.
>>97440468>2023world eaters or somethinglegionaire kill team2024>kt nemsisskaven I guess (but who cares rats are gay)2025>emperor's children>???2026>4 battleforces>new red corsairs>upcoming iron warriors>SHADOWHUNT>daemons refresh>black legion gets a new named character
>>97440513There's also Helsmiths etc but you're clearly trolling so I'm not going to pick up >>97440468's fight
>>97440504It's because anons version only has body sculpts with the foot on that side.
>>97440513>>daemons refresh>>black legion gets a new named characterThis is not going to happen.
>>97437364and done
>>97440521>ummm I can't prove you're wrong but you're trolling because it hurts my feelings
>>97440536You didn't mention the Underworlds stuff, or the ToW releases, for example, and only used examples that fit your trolling attempts so yes, you are trolling and yes, I am done.
>>97440541the fuck is underworlds
>>97440525Ah I can see that now, 2-3 of them still should've been glued left and right foot on tippy toes or something for variety. Particularly the champ who looks like he's in the process of a bad landing about to fall over
>>97440533pretty cool, I like him
>>97440551god damnit
>>97440556 it's what you get for being a footfag
Soon I'll have one of these of my own. I like him more than Ghaz.
>>97440561huh; seems i got noticed
>>97440513>2025>skaven wave 2 with stormvermin, globadiers, deathwheels etc>goremonger KT>HoH with three HQs, a warcry box, four infantry boxes, an artillery vehicle and a walker>EC with 4 HQs, 2 infantry boxes, an elite box and noise marines>dankwater or whatever the board game is called and the nurgle models that got announced with itvs>4 battleforcesno new models>new red corsairsone unit and one HQ and one box of characters>upcoming iron warriorsone vehicle, one HQ, one heavy unit>SHADOWHUNTraptors and nothing else>daemons refreshnot happening>black legion gets a new named characternot happening
>>97440574>3/5 release are age of sigmarGRIM
>>97440586>AoS is my main gameYou mean blessed.
actual modelowners don't give a shit about your forced tribalism
>>9744058690% of 40k releases have to be primaris, pls understand
>>97440533looks great, orange is a great color for the digital cloak. legs look great as well, they are a really cool part of the sculpt.
>>97440596I see, and are these models in the room with you right now?
>>97440513counting fucking bundle boxes as more important than a whole army release (helsmiths) is insanealso you hallucinated shit for 2026
>>97440586>he can't picture an appleGRIMMER
Give me a single reason I shouldn’t paint my guys as Celestial Lions.
>>97440638Just buy custards atp
Can you rotate a monopose marine from the 4th edition starter set in your mind?
>>97440638Ugly faggots?
>>97440638They ooga. They booga. But most importantly they dindu nuffin.
>>97440642Don’t want to play custodes>>97440645I see you, inquisitor. >>97440646>he doesn’t knowLel
>Wardens of Ultramar supposedly has awful thick mold lines lmao granted it's nothing compared to older models where thick mold lines were standard but still this seems like an odd fuckup from GW for a new kit.
Do only Incubi make use of Klaives?
>>97440659Mold lines so horrific you gotta zoom way in to see 'em.
>>97440359>>97440307>Afrika Korps models >but an Italian fasces Come on you gotta use the actual Afrika Korps symbol dice.
>>97440659That’ll be $95 USD plus tax plus tip, thank you :^)
>>97440672inb4 some sperg loses his mind after seeing a swastika
>>97440680Why would anyone especially on 4cuck get angry at a swastika?
>>97440680>>97440691very organic posting
>>97440680>click on Beer Hall Putsch history video>all the swastikas are censoredShit's a fucking joke, man
>>97440691>even in death I heil my führer
>>97440691You'd be surprised these days...
>>97440271I had this one 3d printed by a friend, it's a very simple one but has functional doors and whatnot, takes less than 2kg of filament. The whole thing cost like $60 with the STLs, filament and the playmat printed.
>>97440735What must it be like to be a Night Lords fan?>dabbed on by GSC>utterly mogged by Iron Hands>now abbaddon’s bitchboys>try to frame average Imperial civilians of murders committed with space marine weaponsThey have to be the most retarded legion
Can anyone identify the source of this? It's not the 3e Armageddon supplement.
>>97440792One of the ancient Chapter Approved by the looks of it.
>>97440802That's it, the 2003 one. Thanks.
>>97440802god bless autism
>>97440077>Explodes your face THROUGH your armour and takes your geneseed home to feed his pet homonculus
>>97440754I genuinely have no idea what events you are referring to. Its alright though, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate the Night Lords and it is okay that you don't. We're all different!
>>97438597>You think the next primaris stuff will be the primaris armor jury rigged with previous MKs of power armor?Yes, definitely. Both Space Wolves and Red Corsairs being like this is too much of a giveaway. Whether this 11th Edition troop will be new Tacticals or simply new Intercessors, they will look like this. I'd say even Space Marine 2 is a clue, since it's all about customization and people love to use anything but basic Mk10 stuff in it and by now you can mix Tactical marine there quite a lot.
Are there any good third party sisters of battle?
>>97440792>>97440802Amusing how their portrayal has changed due to flanderization.
>>97440840>flanderizationThis is a problem with most modern 40k. Old lore was unironically better.
>>97440816>you have to be a dunning-krueger lorelet to like night lords!Checks out
>>97440869!!!SEX WITH SSLYTH WOMEN!!!
>>97440875
>>97440562who dat?
>>97440513>daemons refreshIF they do some kind of daemons refresh, it will be all new 40K-exclusive daemons, probably Vashtor-related stuff. Can't have them being used in AoS, after all.
>>97440461gofile io/d/2kRXNs
>>97440691Swastika on the dread is spazzing me out bc why the fuck is it not angled
>>97440885Thank you anon <3
>>97440856There's no need to get upset my simple friend. Some things aren't for you. Maybe you could pick up the new 500 Worlds: Titus book and enjoy some Ultramarine adventures; I am sure that would be more to your liking!
>>97440923Trying too hard.
>>97440938It's called a joke! You should try it some time!
>>97440883Cyborg demons are fucking lame, especially if it’s anything like dooms design, shits just cringe. On par with steam punk.
>>97440944I couldn't agree more. I want actual demons, not doom cyber demons. I think they will probably do a refresh for them, but very small scale, and side-line them into being an allies faction for chaos.
>>97440840>Kept fighting and didnt surrender>Stoically fought untold horrors to the death>eagerly sacrificed oneself to kill a daemon instead of going insane>Accepted the quasi suicide mission in a daemon world with zeal>All this with grim and cold stoicismI dont understand how this is different than today's portrayal of DKoK. Where's the flandering?
>>97440840>>97440792Redemption in Death
>>97440386I don't know why people are so buttmad about this, skaven have always been chaos.
>>97440732This poster smells like decals and shit. Don't know why.
>>97440879Ye olde bad moonz warboss
>>97440691well painted dread, but nazis larpers are incredibly cringe. If you take such an embarrassing stance, being bullied is only natural. You think you can act like a dumbass on 4chan and not have your fee fees hurt?
>>97441045shut up fag
>>97441045Speaking of cringe...
>>97440984Modern Krieg are basically skitarii or servitors. Their humanity comes through in the details of older fluff.
>>97441048>>97441054waaaa you were mean to me on 4chan I can't take it I'm gonna melt all my models because because /pol/itics!!!
>>97441058Please see >>97441054 and >>97440938
>>97441054Damn. There is that smell again. Strange.
Its amazing how much more enjoyable painting is when you're painting units of 5 instead of 10.
>>97441064Probably keep smelling shit because you're eating some guys ass, faggot.
>>97440993>You were always worthy, Johan Kriegshammer.-Emps
>>97441048>>97441054wuh oh /pol/ fag melty
Oh boy, Decalfag is out again. Thread derailment is already underway.See you lot in 6 - 8 hours when this blows over again.
>>97441073He did not say that
>>97441096post proof he never said that. checkm8 you cant.
>>97441088>Decalfag with the Schutzstaffel decals is the one acting like this should be bunkerchanEh?
>>97441083>>97441064>>97441058>>97441045Don't samefag, it's just sad.
New bread, who bakin?
>>97441104I'll do it.
>>97441099BURDEN OF PROOF BE UPON YOU, YOU BARBARIC APE
>>97441101I'm not getting involved in this nor am I whoever you're freaking out over. I literally just got back from work and I...do not care. See you all later.
>>97441054back to your discord decalmutant
>>97441111You just got involved by playing into his schizo shit.
Here it is.>>97441118>>97441118>>97441118
>>97441115You realize the decalfag is the one namedropping himself to insert himself into whatever is currently happening? He's the one trying to make the thread about him because he's that desperate for attentionjust report and ignore
>>97441124Doesn't seem true at all. Its the same leftyfag that's been trying to police the thread for years.
>>97440754>>97440816>>97440856Night Negro coolness is because they have no primarch or almost-primarch like all the other legguns and they're evil fuckers coming to shank you in the night, barely even an ally to the other chaos cucks but not in the >hehe maybe we're actually loyalist we don't know heheway the alpha faggots are, Night Lords are pure chaotic evil so winning and losing doesn't matter when they're wearing your best friend's face.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3n-M6eBp4g
>>9744088330k daemons are also becoming 'ruinstorm' daemons in order to differentiate them at the end of 3rd edition of HH when they release a full army for them.
>>97441132There's more than one "lefty" in these threads, retardo.
>>97440724Ork players don't do this
I went to a Games Workshop event this past weekend in Tokyo. They gave us a space marine figure and then when I went to the local hobby shop that day to buy paints they also gave me a figure. So now I have two of the same mini (not sure if that matters) so if I want to dip my toes, what's the smallest warband I would need? Would it be better buying a box? I see some for about 30 bucks, or since I have two should I fill out the rest by buying individual bits/sprues?
>>97441295Doesn't even contradict what I said. How are you this stupid?