"Grist" EditionArchives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97457272>Thread Question: If you could select one 4chan board to collectively produce a 3-5 page CYOA, which would you choose? The resulting OC must be themed after the board subject. If you like, you may also specify a single general within that board.
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It's impossible to survive any of the origins btw
Wintry
>>97466607>Optimal Paths to Great Old One>Lord of Mysteries:S9-4: Fool.S3: Fool (preferable) or Door. S3 Fool's ritual is already completed in all origins except In Modern Day, in which it is unacceptable.S2-0: Fool.>God Almighty:S9-5: White Tower.S4: White Tower (preferable) or Visionary for s3 Hanged Man's advancement ritual.S3-1: Hanged Man.S0: Visionary (preferable) or Hanged Man.>Eternal Darkness:S9-4: Darkness.S4: Darkness (preferable) or Twilight Giant. There are no true gods In Modern Day yet, so S4 Darkness' ritual is impossible there.S3-0: Darkness.>Calamity of Destruction:S9-5: Demoness.S4: Red Priest.S3-2: Demoness.S1-0: Red Priest.>Demon of Knowledge:S9-0: Paragon. Hermit is pursued by knowledge (which can turn you insane) and can easily suicide by accidentally looking at things they're not supposed to.>Goddess of Origin:S9-0: Mother. The Mother Goddess of Depravity has too much influence over the Moon, including making its s0 ritual impossible.>Father of Devils:S9-0: Chained. Abyss turns you insane.>The Anarchy:There is almost no information on its rituals, and information on its abilities is incomplete, so this is TBD.
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Posting again; didn't get a chance to build yesterday or whenever it was
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>>97466587>Thread Question:/k/. Because warlord of fan/k/sia was really good, so I'd expect them to do well the next time also.Also I don't know many boards well. The few that I do know well, I'd have very low expectations for.
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>>97466587>TQ/x/ for some uncanny CYOA, /pol/ for some modernesque dystopia, or /lgbt/ for the definite BTG content.
>>97466587I'd choose /lit/ to make a CYOA for the Second Apocalypse series. It's notorious there and constantly shitposted over, but I feel it could make a compelling CYOA. It would also outrage powerscalers and immortalityfags, while simultaneously exulting both. The universal and unconditional damnation alone would generate untold amounts of discussion.
>>97466607Planning on reincarnating at the same time Evernight mommy awakens from the sephira castle so we can both help each other on our journeys towards godhood and become divine lovers. Is it a viable strategy?
>>97466651No. Learn to read.
>>97466587>TQ/quest/ hands down, there are some insanely talented and imaginative QMs over there. Not to mention quests translate easily into CYOA format since they're both choice games. They are our sister board after all.
>>97466658What's the problem.
>>97466661Good answer, I forgot about them.
>>97466607>More than five point typesA hell of Tankista's own creation
>>97466637Sad to see so much pessimism regarding the present and future of /cyoag/ as I look through the previous thread. I think this place can see another golden age if we all foster (on-topic) discussion and play to our strengths/interests. It's encouraging to see (or at least think I see) more people talking about classics in the last few months, and some stuff like the anon from last thread who compiled revisions to the AllSync for AllSyncAnon. There's not really any reason to leave it to the shitposters - all they can do is take up space
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>>97466626This is Tankista's worst CYOA
>>97466599Location:>Fungal BloomPath:>DruidBoons:>Monster Book>Dungeon MapContacts:>Adventurers>ShopkeepersHostile:>Dark Knights
>>97466763Predictably, it's the only one I actually like. Magocratic Convention is OK. I respect the others but do not enjoy reading or playing them
>>97466626This is Tankista's best CYOA
>>97466612>Optimal Paths to Great Old OneIs sticking to one single pathway. You will obtain all the powers in the end anyway, but will be more stable. It's not an option for CoD, but true for everything else.
>>97466812There's no problem with switching pathways as long as all conditions are fulfilled.
>>97466599I like these old challenge cyoas. There's something very immersive about the idea of waking up somewhere dangerous, and now you've got to survive.
As a hikikomori NEET that's in danger of being homeless, I like this CYOA.
>>97466823You will be less stable even then, just not by much.
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>>97466840https://lordofthemysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Advancement#Switching_Pathways>at High Sequences, a Beyonder can switch to a Neighbouring Pathway without the danger of losing control, or the accumulation of madness>Under usual circumstances, sticking to a single pathway until the end was generally the better choice than switching to a neighbouring pathway [because of various conditions]Once again, there's no problem with switching pathways as long as all conditions are fulfilled.
>>97466861You do you. It's your sanity to gamble on. I personally remember from one of those QnA that even successful swaps still accumulate madness.
>>97466775What do you like about it? You mention Magocratic Convention, so perhaps the minutiae.
Tok? Hate that guy. Simple as.
YOU WILL POST DANMACHI OR ELSE YOUR MOTHER WILL STUB HER TOE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
>>97466607>you HAVE to read 1000+ of chinkslop because almost of all the options are trapsNo thanks.
>>97466925I would rather step on a lego than post that garbage
>>97466937Are you new? No, you need to wait for anons to solve the cyoa so you can pick the options they say are the best, taking original material into account.
I am immune for I own an immunity dog.
>>97466830Based and same.What was your build?
>>97466906I'm not a huge fan or anything, I just like the setting much more than any of the others. It's more grounded
>>97466925>YOU WILL POST DANMACHI OR ELSE YOUR MOTHER WILL STUB HER TOE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
>>97466956I turned your dog into a waifu because I picked the monster girl option in CYOA.You're welcome. Enjoy your new wife.
Tok will rape your mother in the night if you dont post one of his multi pagers
>>97466963I wish that was even possible; she passed away a few years ago...
>>97466963Anon don’t joke about that.
>>97466967Your mother’s higher spirit rips Tok’s lowly terrestrial soul to spaghetti strands, then.
>>97466963I'll risk it if it means catching tok in the act and decapitating him with a meat cleaver from behind. I'll be the hero /cyoag/ needs.
>>97466607>In Modern DayOnly dead meat choose this one. There's no preexisting secret organizations so materials will be scattered around at random. Can't divine? Then your chances of even getting the potion ingredients you need are basically nil, and even the low level divination you're capable of isn't a guarantor of advancement.Klein had the Tarot Club, that one underground Beyonder gathering, divine help, and millennia of ruins, plots, and history to discover and profit from. You have nothing but metaknowledge.And that doesn't even mention how much larger the sandbox is this time around. Density of Beyonder stuff is going to be lower for that reason alone. How is a penniless (You) even supposed to travel around to begin looking for the stuff you need? There's no hope.
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>>97466963>Anon's Mom vs TokWe both know he's getting folded.
>>97466995you got me, I kek'd
>>97466904https://novelfull.com/lord-of-the-mysteries/chapter-219-explanation.html>“The so-called Similar Sequence refers to how High-Sequence Beyonders are exchangeable with other pathways.>“Let me give an example. The Death pathway’s Sequence 5, Gatekeeper, can not only be advanced normally, but one can also choose the Giant pathway, which is the Gatekeeper pathway’s Sequence 4, Demon Hunter.>“This won’t lead to the danger of losing control, nor will it accumulate madness. It’s different from taking the wrong potion.Directly quoting from the novel.
>>97466953It wouldn't be my adventure then.
>>97466959My personal build was>Goblin Sewers>Knight>Waystones+Monster Book>Traveling Merchants+Shopkeepers>HagsJust a big, armoured bruiser plodding around in the sewers, coated in rust and gore, nimble spear in one hand, overfull bag of goblin loot in the other. I'm paranoid by nature so the hags are certain not to get the drop on me, unless I slip up, which I might. My heart's not made of stone.
>>97466963I'm not reposting another multi-page Tok CYOA until he makes a new one that straight men can enjoy.
>>97467001Then you'll never be THE STRONGEST.
>>97467004Well thought outNaisu builderu
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>>97466963My mom sleeps with my dad, and he's an old schlub that gets psychotically violent at the drop of a hat. He's far faster than someone his age should be, has freakishly high grip strength from a childhood spent on crutches, and is notorious among geriatrics for how murderous he was in his youth. Legally he should be in prison, but he was able to cover his tracks. I have no doubt he'd gut Tok and mutilate his corpse in short order if he tried to lay hands on my mother.
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>>97467034Yes but our lord Tok knows kung fu or whatever.
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>>97467011The Strongest is a state of mind. If you need overwhelming advantages to be sure of a win, you'll be never be The Strongest.
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>>97467011I want my build to be happy. He doesn't need that obsession.
>>97467045Your state of mind is so weak that you can't handle learning from others.
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>>97467045>talks about strongest state of mind>can't even readlol
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>>97466979“You did a good thing, son”
>>97467011But I'm [THE STRONGEST] and I never explain the tricks to my buildAlso you forgot the brackets
>>97467034Tok is an alien or something and can control minds I think.
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>>97467034What if tok appears in his seductive succubus form? would your dad succumb to his "charms"?
>>97467011I don't want to be "THE STRONGEST" anymore. Before I was terrorized about the guys above killing or raping my companions or stealing my stuff because they can but perhaps I was just projecting. Also obsessing over power is like obsessing over money IRL, it's an eternal road that takes everything from you and I don't want to let that gray dystopia invade my imagination. Being the strongest is just a coping mechanism.
Reminder that Tok's capslop martial artist wannabe self-insert got raped and turn into a common whore prostitute by a villainous techchad Pimp.
>>97467019Thank you anon. Which was your build and preferred order of regions? For me, it's Goblin Sewers > Prison of the Ancients > Fungal Bloom > Temple of Forgotten Gods > Forge of the Final Battle. My reasoning is that it's best to get the regions I'd find more difficult or painful out of the way first, so I'll find each successive ones easier in contrast. Forge of the Final Battle would be number three for me, but I want to duel at least one demon, and it'd be reckless to try before I'm at the peak of my strength.
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>>97467080QRD?
If you don’t post Danmachi your mother will be isekai’d into the setting of Danmachi. Without you.
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>>97467088It's humiliation fantasy posting. Don't think about it very much.
>>97467011How can you be the strongest if you copy others without understanding? You'll just be an inferior copy of your betters.
>>97467090My mother will get reincarnated as a cute loli and I don’t get to? Now THAT is pure torture right there!
>>97467090>Mom finally gets the vacation she yearned forI fail to see the problem.
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CYOAs for this feel?
>>97467081I think for build I would have to go with, >>97466599Location: Goblin SewersPath: RangerBoons:>Monster Encyclopedia>Player HomeFriendly Locals:>Adventurers>Travelling MerchantsHostile Group: Dark KnightsI may switch out the ME for the Dungeon Map. But I feel like Ranger has pretty good survivability. Plus I may be able to train some giant rats.The Player Home having a fresh spring also helps make up for the lack of readily available fresh water in the sewers.As for regions I think it would go>Fungal Bloom>Sewers>Temple>Prison>ForgeJust based off of what I think would be easiest/comfiest to survive in/live off.While the other area's all have drawbacks I would personally just find the forge a wholly unpleasant place to be. I don't like heat.Funilly enough it being a large, open and probably well lit area would probably make it the easiest place to pick off enemies at a distance.
>>97466611back when /cyoag/ was being filled with /his/ cyoas for some reason
>>97466607Hopefully this CYOA won't be too long so mr. slav author can work on CYOAs I can actually play.
>>97467328It's expected to be 22 pages.
>>97466599>LOCATION: fungal bloom>PATH: warrior - monka bit conflicted about forgoing weapons and armor, but the magic resistance and the boost to physical stat growth is too tempting.I could also take advantage of this drawback to choose fungal bloom since it has few equipment but a lot of food/water.>BOONS: bonefires, waystonessafe zones are a must, everyone rests at some point so it's extremely valuable to have this onewaystones are more for timesaving than anything else>CONTACTS: travelling merchants, shopkeepers.just because I don't use weapons/armor doesn't mean I won't use any item, consumables and maybe enchanted clothing would be nice to have.>HOSTILE: dark elveselves are the ones who will drop loot which I can then sellsI see a lot of anons take dark knights for the "I'm built different" experience, but I think that's just shooting yourself in the foot.
>>9746734880% is done though.
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>>97466599I see this cyoa is what inspired Icescape, interesting.Location:>Forge Sparse enemies, valuable resources. Path:>warrior (Assassin)Lots of helpful boosts to avoid an untimely end.Bones:>Book>mapInformation is the greatest commodity in war.Friendly:>Shopkeepers>Adventures The second greatest commodity is friends.Hostile:>Dark KnightTough to crack, but can be outmaneuvered. Their defeat would grant a sizeable boost.
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>>97466599High image quality.
>>97467424WildWhere did he post this?
>>97466937You could always play it blind and fill the blanks with your imagination. That's how I played his Worm CYOA back in the day.
>>97466599>WingTemple of Forgotten Gods>PathZealot - Trickster>BoonsBonfiresBook>FriendlyAnchoritesFairies>HostileSlaverstrying to counter the detriments of crossing gods and spirits with the benefits of the trickster path, safe haven at bonfires, study of the book, curse-lifting anchorites, and hopefully amusing the fairies during my stay>>97467431Who are you? I hope it's a range of people offering these higher quality versions, but I suspect it may be one or two. In any case you have my undying love, even though I hardly ever save these
>>97467424>The Cosmosis he actually going to add the OD pathways/boons or are those just lore pages
>>97467483Probably the former. There's no way over one and a half pages can be all lore. There isn't even that much lore on the cosmos lmao.
>>97467474>Who are you?Someone who values eyes.>I hope it's a range of people offering these higher quality versions, but I suspect it may be one or two.I have yet to see anyone but me do it.>I hardly ever save these( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
>>97466937Only Abyss pathway is a trap due to its inherent qualities. And even then, some anons might not even care about being a malicious devil. Many things that make other pathways dangerous simply don't exist In Modern Day scenario.
People still post Lenny faces ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ?
Raping your build rn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>97467515You make me very happy, anon. Thanks for your toil. My eyes are ruined already, so these things don't do much for me. It's a major historical service however. I hope you've considered sharing them in full somewhere else, so that they aren't lost for anyone who misses your posts>>97467555>>97467564Enough!
Death to all square heads with triangle noses ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>97467617They also have no mouthes
>>97467627Ain’t that peculiar ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Seethe [:^)]
If anything the real beef here is left vs right facing
>>97467647divine engineer mogs everything else so hard its unreal
>>97467647Is this the most up to date version?I've been posting a version that has way less text in the Creation Gifts section.
>>97467667as I alluded to earlier, I really have no idea about versions unless I happen to download something from our well-kept archive
>>97467692well I replaced with my shitty version all the same, so thank you for posting it
>>97467647Devourer is so fucking assHow many people do you unironically expect to have taken true immortality?War god is, on the other hand, busted, as you benefit from the collective efforts of every other war godYou can also pick ancient mysteries with the temporary points and then drop it once you've spent the cubeAnyway:Reincarnation (-40)Divine memory (-10)War god (-25)Portal maker (-20)War god points into:Godly mindDouble troubleI openly admit my existence to the public and set up a portal that connects disparate parts of the earthThis identity is disposable, as I can get new ones any time I like with reincarnation. As of such my main goal should be to bring about useful social changes and to amass political power.There will likely be many nuscinces among the other demigods so I need to act with extreme haste to ensure I am among the first recognised by governmentsI don't think lab disection will be an issue as there will be people dumber then me also going public and trying to fight crime or whatever bullshitWorst comes to worst I kill myself and try to be subtler next timeI also buy up some land in the centre of each continent and build mansions thereSo that I can have teaparties with my fellow war gods
>>97467725Not a problem, pal-o-mine
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>>97467720>AIslop of the lowest quality Yikes.
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>>97467745Why are so many cyoa authors allergic to normal looking fonts? Or using multiple, one for titles and other for main text?
>>97467866They have an artistic temperament
Post you're build.>ConstellationLimit>Greater WishLiving LegendSetting: Anime Fantasy WorldPower: Super Speed>Lesser WishesEpic FateRegular GirlfriendAltered BodyMagical WeaponUltimate Immunity (Ice)
>>97467948> ConstellationThrone> Greater WishesPlaneswalkerDivine Ascension (Creation)Blessed Life> Lesser WishesUltimate Immunity (Fire)So I win basically everything forever. Great.
>>97467985Being a god seems like too much work. You'd probably have other gods constantly picking fights with you, especially if there are multiple universes. I'd rather just be a fantasy hero and defend villages from demons.
>>97468007Wouldn't that also be a ton of work? Except now I also don't get the power and freedom that comes with being a god. Do other gods even exist here? Also I have Blessed Life which should deal with that handily.
>>97468019>Also I have Blessed Life which should deal with that handily.Fair enough, it does say you won't experience dangerous adventures.
>>97465432Novice in all (-24)Logic Master (-3)Esprit de corps Master (-3)Authority Master (-3)Drama Adept (-1)Half life Adept (-1)Composure Adept (-1)The mathematics at the top is horribly wrongThere isn't a world here so I suppose I'll just become king
>>97467948>you'reRetard.
>>97468087Shibboleth, newfag.
>>97468124>I did it on purpose ESLfag, of all possible excuses you went with the most retarded one...
>>97465432Reaction Speed (Master)Savoir Fair (Master)Endurance (Master)Pain Threshold (Master)Physical Instrument (Master)Electrochemistry (Master)Composure (Master)Authority (Master)Volition (Master)I would also like to be a king. I think I will take Hawaii, or at least one of the islands.
https://youtu.be/t3yOQetzfqIcyoa for this feel?
>>97468167Trainride to Nowhere (uncensored).
>>97468137You've already outed yourself as a tourist, retard.
>>97468181>doubling downNot a good look for you, since you've already outed yourself as an ESL.
>>97468204When did you join, anon? December of last year?
>>97468218>still seething A bit pitiful ngl.
Who is our most emotionally sensitive cyoa author
>>97468218>>97468234now kiss
>>97468243kiss've*
Do you threat every character in cyoa as potentially romanceable, or do you feel like it should be stated explicitly that you can fuck them?
>>97468240Gil
>>97468314I threat none of themI only engage in gentle loving romance and rough animalistic breeding (Same woman)
>>97468314>Do you threat every character in cyoa as potentially romanceable?Does rape count as romance?
>>97468326We're not ready to have this conversation.
Man, Magi Case was such unfiltered chuuni kino. I wish we got more content like it.
>>97468324>I threat none of themYou threat all of them simply by existing since you're the protagonist and all of them are in your story.
Is there any real reason to make suboptimal builds tho?
>>97468378"Optimal" means the most fun, not the best at killing things.
>>97468378For the love of the game.
>>97468240Rake
>>97468240>>97468315>>97468445Unironically, Tok. Bro has gone full schizo just from getting talked down to. He also has done a lot of other shit that it is too big to list because he is an actual narcissist.
>>97468599Still less sensitive than Gil
I like JRPG Traitor and might actually steal the whole "squad selection" presentation in its entirety. Although I feel like six characters per slot might be more optimal because it allows you to focus on them and their story more. But then again, it depends on what sort of story framework and world it's all based on.Also picking events to fill your story arc is really neat, might steal that too.
>>97467006You're in luck then, since Hentai Heroine will be greatly enjoyed by straight men!>>97467077
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It's not even fun to shit on Tok any more, just kinda sad. Lil guy actually has lasting and severe mental damage from anonymous people laughing at him online.
Tok literally admitted that he fucked a horse IRL. How do you recover from that?
>>97468854He lied which is even more hilarious and patheticImagine making up a story about fucking a horse just to brag on /tg/ and get some attention
>>97468378No its your adventure, as long as you an idea or a theme in mind and not just a soulless shopping list (which is ironically what most "Optimal" powerfag builds are) then suboptimal is fine.
>>97468378If you're having fun do as you please.
>>97468941Fun is a buzzword used by losers
>>97468926Shopping lists are objectively the correct way to play CYOAs.
By not making the strongest build you are implicitly give consent to other stronger anons to fuck your waifu and get her pregnant.
>>97469012But what if there's an even stronger build by an anon that hates any kind of infidelity and preemptively stops rapist anon's build before he can rape?
>>97469032NTR rapist anon is the strongest because he's a soulless sociopathic minmaxer. Otherwise he wouldn't be the NTR rapist anon.
>>97468913I don't think it was a lie. He posted about it last thread. He said he was into centaurs at the time and wanted to fuck a horse to see what it'd be like.
>>97469071nta but that sounds mental and kinda unhinged if true.
>>97469071Maybe I'm just jaded, but I've seen people so many times post so much weird and disturbing stuff just to farm disgusted/shocked reactions from anons because they are THAT desperate for attention, that I have a hard time believing Tok of all people.
Stop gossiping about "authors" and post cyoas.
>>97469085Let them. It bumps the thread while the sane posters are occupied in the real world.
>>97469085>post cyoasWhy though?
>>97468166>Novice in nothingRetardGOD...
Radiant written by Rake? Not play, and I hate that guy. Simple as.
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>>97469198Do you not have a job?
>>97469012>you are implicitly give consent to other stronger anons to fuck your waifu and get her pregnant.That's stupid, anons won't want a waifu that is tainted by another man's cock, they'll just team up to beat you 5v1 in a revenge fueled rage, but if you impregnate their waifus without sex, then the waifus will remain undefiled. Anons will keep their waifus and be far less angry, they'll simply get rid of the baby when it's born, leaving you free to claim your long awaited investment.
>>97469374>That's stupid, anons won't want a waifu that is tainted by another man's cockYes, therefore not making the strongest possible build is timeline NTR that makes your waifu used goods.
>>97469400>timeline NTRWhat too much cuck porn does to anon
I'll start minmaxing solely to hunt down and rape the {STRONGEST} obsessed fags. Not their waifus, just them.
>>97469431The Rape Correction Paladin...
If you plan to leave your seed anywhere unprotected, you don't have the mindset of [THE STRONGEST], simple as. This makes you vulnerable to cloning and voodoo bullshit.
>>97469444Surely the light won't mind me keeping a harem of mindbroken ex-powerfag femboys?
>>97469475As long as you treat them with courtesy, then I suppose there's no harm done.
>>97469457There's also the time commitment. Being THE STRONGEST means you have no time to spend fucking waifus. All your time will be funnelled into maintenance of your status as THE STRONGEST, or else you stop being THE STRONGEST.
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>>97469415>Longevity not Eternal YouthDropped
>Oh this guy? Yeah that's the infamous Lord Darkblood Coldmurder, the same guy who led the genocide crusade. Yeah he mellowed out alot after the 10th session of my special evil rehabilitation therapy. Now he mostly bakes pastries and splashes in the pond naked all day long.
>>97469552Based but also highly disturbing.
>>97469533That's a badge of honour.
>>97469552Softie!
>>97469565Its only disturbing if you're an evil powerfag.>>97469574In the flesh!
Sorry guys, I'm already the strongest. I think second place is still open though.
>>97469490Believe me anon I would NEVER make them do something they don't want to do. My special evil rehabilitation therapy is just a fancy name for psychological aid.You see, Powerfags have EXTREMELY fragile minds that shatter into a million pieces the moment they lose. With my help they come back a better, happier person, with some "adjustments" of course.
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>>97469552>Oh this guy? Yeah that's the infamous Lord Darkblood Coldmurder, the same guy who led the genocide crusade. Yeah he mellowed out alot after the 10th session of my special evil rehabilitation therapy. Yep, that's me, I'm totally not disguising myself so I can get more special evil rehabilitation therapy.
>>97469681>psychological aidDon't limit yourself to powerfags. Immortalityfags, waifufags, purityfags, lolifags, gooners, metafags, miseryfags, everyone should get help.
>>97469817>waifufags>goonersSame thing.
>>97469817I'm kinda short-staffed at the moment, all those needy edgy boys keep me very busy. I'm don't mind a little help tho, maybe one "Therapist" anon for each brand of mental illness you listed?
why is cyoag so homoerotic recently?
>>97469833No, not at all. Many of the goonmost /trash/ cyoas have no waifus at all, and many of the waifumost cyoas are not gooner cyoas.
>>97469817The best fix for immortalityfags is just to kill them.
>>97469872sissifying shitposters is an effective strategy. Matterjeeta is proof.
>>97469872reddit tourists they need to go back
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>>97469898This but in reverse, we put the trolls in cute pink dresses and grope them till they run away in embarrassment.
>>97469911>Its not gay to kiss boys, its only gay if you let boys kiss you.
Dispatchfags were better than actual fags.
>>97469941
why are paladins so gay
>>97469952Dispatch "fags" have not done enough to deserve the distinction. It was just the danmachirat/gilposter obsessing over his FOTM garbage.
>>97469974I have no response, I consneed.
>>97470023>sperma nobilitywtf is this lmao
>>97466599> WingPrison of the Ancients> PathMiser> BoonsWaystonesHouse> LocalsTravelling MerchantsAdventurers> EnemyDark KnightsMoney money money. With my invocation I should be capable of fixing the advanced machinery in the Prison and making loads of money off it, as well as saving some for personal use. Dark Knights can hopefully be juked via waystones.
Raping evil anons will STOP.
>>97466599>Forge of the Final BattleI feel bad for the slaves but they would work well as skelly folder until I can amass enough dead to challenge demons and steal their magic knowledge. Plus I could arm my undead minions there. I'd rather have straightforward physical enemies to fight rather than shit-smeared goblin traps or incorporeal ghosts or maddening whispers or whatnot.>Mage - NecromancerPretty straightforward, keeps me out of harm's way and allows me to make servants. Considering the CYOA doesn't give you super senses or fear immunity or whatnot if it was actually me in that situation, having some bodies between myself and the enemy would be great. Mages are able to learn other specialization's spells which is good for utility and Necromancy traditionally is also the easiest way to become immortal (lichdom), we'll see whether it's possible when we get there. Hopefully "basic spells" the old man teaches involve some form of undead reanimation, otherwise I might have to bludgeon malnourished people to death at first.>Bonfires + HouseWay to make an area for resting safe + a hidden base is a great combo. I could stockpile a lot of skeletons there to reanimate later too.>Shopkeepers + AnchoritesI could probably trade spare weapons and armor for necessities. And anchorites are useful because I have no idea how magical healing in that world works. One infected wound can kill you in the real world though.>Dark KnightsNothing says they can ignore bonfires and they're a straightforward enemy, if powerful. Could probably try to kill them from ambush or use traps against them. Worst case scenario, swarm them with skeletons and run away.
>>97470122Why the heck is he speaking like Yoda?
>>97470147Hes developmentally disabled, dont make fun of him.
>>97470122No.
Its a shame that cyoa have underwent the same "graphics bloat" as video games. Used to be anyone with paint and some images could make a cyoa, but now everything is expected to have production value, this kills new authors coming along and we end up with an ever shrinking number of remaining veteran authors making less and less cyoa with longer and longer production cycles.
>>97466607What are the options even going to be in that shit?>"Yeah, so I progress from Butffuck 9 to buttfuck 8 ... to buttfuck 0 and acquire pathway Buttfuckness and become a god then a Great Old Buttfuck!"Such riveting storytelling! I fucking love chinkslop!
>>97470204This anon sure loves buttfucking.
>>97470216Would you endure several millennia of buttfucking if that was the cost of becoming the strongest?
>>97470204The power systems (somewhat) works in the context of the story but if you'd adapt it into, say, a video game or a CYOA it's extremely boring because "ideal" progression is linear and switching pathways generates madness. Plus pretty much everyone without plot armor is fucked because they're all being groomed into being god food or resurrection fodder.
>>97470225Me? no. Powerfags? yes definitely.
>>97470204Its basically cultivation stages but with chugging potions instead of sucking heavenly air.
>>97470267Anon, he already said chinkslop
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>97467948gambling always takes the cake
>>97467948>instead of making a proper SFW version it's just painted over imagesMongoloid is such a retard.
>>97467424I hope I won't have to stitch files together again to create a png version.
>>97467424What draft dodging does to a motherfucker
>>97470147He isnt, hes telling the thread that they will stop raping evil anons.
>>97470278Don't forget>"m-muh artistic cohesion index is... i-is calculated... d-divided by uhhh...">has 20 different art styles in his own cyoamagic the shittening is even worse in that regard
>>97470198Lovingly handmade indie studio CYOAs that remind you of simpler, happier times when?
>>97470393More like>a quirk chungus CYOA that's a metaphor for depression #3453456
>>97470198>Used to be anyone with paint and some images could make a cyoaMS Paint, pictures, and creativity are all you need, nothing has changed. I still use MS Paint to this very day.
>>97470395There's plenty of bad indie games, but indie studios have been kind of the only source of just about ANY good games for quite a while now. Did any big studio release anything last year that can even try to compete against Silksong...?
>>97470404It doesent feel like it. Basically the only one still making low effort ugly cyoa is pcaand tok I guess
>>97470406Compete against a mid platformer? Gee, man, I don't know...
>>97470393
>>97470411>Basically the only one still making low effort ugly cyoa is pcaBait so bad, it made me chuckle.
>>97470420>Doesn't even know the genreMetroidvanias are not platformers lol
>>97470411>and tok I guessFuck you anon I am Tok and I make pretty CYOAs, pic realted
>>97470411>pcaWhich was the last CYOA that nigga even made?>tokThat one's on point at least. An ugly soul could only produce ugly "art".
>>97470440
>>97470393>>97470421don't why it didn't upload the first time
>>97470441How can you look at this and call it ugly, are you fucking blind?!??!
>>97470441Spirit Conscript.
>>97470457pca is still the goat for that cyoa
>>97466587>>97470457This reminds me, why isn't Spirit Conscript listed PCA's folder allsyncAnon?
>>974704561. It's a pill picker so it's even barely a CYOA2. You have niggers one some of the pictures, plus Time picture looks like Adobe stock art and Chaos picture is some trashy fantasy novel cover
>>97470467fax, haters gonna hate but pca has entered the cyoa hall of fame with SC.
>>97470456Incredible artistic cohesion. I can't even tell those pictures apart, their style is so similar!
>>97470456>brown background>shitty stock images with yellow bordersDisgusting.
what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>97469655where is this from?
>>97470500>second woman's realistic style >last guy's cartoony ass expressionlmao, and that swede jeet is going to defend this shit while shitting all over the threads when another author dares to put an anime image in.
>>97469712Dawnmommy correcting bad boys again.
>>97470147Entrospics really are ESL, its not a meme.
I love Tok's daily bukkake humiliation ritual. Never gets old.
>>97470512Nah that's DawnDADDY.
>>97470517His disorder basically means he'd allow people to step all over him and piss in his mouth if he felt like they validated his existence even slightly. I'd feel pity for him if he wasn't a well-poisoning hypocrite
>>97470477>You have niggers one some of the picturesTechshitters are niggers so it fits perfectly
>>97469415True Sight, Expanded Awareness, Fleshcrafting, Fast Learner
>tfw you write a race selection page and feel very cool and accomplished >but then you read it and realise it's literally just 4 types of humans, beastfolk (aka humans with tails and animal ears) and half-elves (aka humans with pointy ears)Aw fuck it, it's not a bug it's a feature, humans are just so adaptable they turned into different races themselves, I just want to move on to other pages, with classes and stuff
>>97470571>Human (Undead)Now it's CYOA time.
>>97470588Undeadlets lose to a baseball bat.
>>97470512
>>97470431its literally just cyoamaker with random images he found
>>97470440That looks like ass tok, whatever (little) merit it may have is entirely carried by you finding maestronoobs gallery and using it. Your visual design skills are bad, and this cyoa isnt an exception. It doesent even have a background theyre just floating in empty fucking space.
>>97470637>with random images he foundThat's how all cyoas are made retard.
>>97470526>dawn [aspect of the futa]
Dawn isn't real. Anglerfish isn't real. Gil isn't real. Tok isn't real.(You) aren't real.
>>97470676Anglerfish IS Gil.
>>97469817> ImmortalityfagSymptoms: Subject is characterized by a fixation on immortality or indefinite survival. This often manifests as All-or-Nothing Thinking, where any outcome short of permanence is treated as failure. Discussions tend to circle back to loopholes, resets, backups, or metaphysical escapes from death.Cause: Likely rooted in thanatophobia, compounded by loss aversion and a strong attachment to continuity of self. The obsession may also function as a defense against uncertainty and entropy.> SolvefagSymptoms: Interprets every situation as a puzzle to be optimized rather than an experience to be lived. Shows a bias toward utilitarian calculus, effective altruism, or min-max reasoning, even when the context is narrative or emotional.Cause: Discomfort with ambiguity and open-ended outcomes. Problem-solving becomes a coping mechanism to maintain control and reduce anxiety.> WaifufagSymptoms: Centers their identity and decision-making around one or more romantic interests. Other goals, themes, or characters are deprioritized unless they serve this attachment.Cause: Idealization of love due to its absence or perceived scarcity. Often tied to escapism and a desire for unconditional validation.> CoomerfagSymptoms: Exhibits autogynephilic or highly sexualized fantasy patterns. Scenarios rapidly collapse into repetitive hedonistic loops, with diminishing narrative complexity.Cause: Compulsive sexual behavior or hypersexuality. Fantasy is used to self-soothe, leading to escalation and narrowing of interests.> PowerfagSymptoms: Displays monomania about being "the strongest." Operates under All-or-Nothing Thinking: either absolute dominance or irrelevance. Measures worth through comparative power.Cause: Mix of ego inflation and fear of loss. Projection is common, with others framed as threats by default.
>>97470684> PurityfagSymptoms: Obsessively tracks sexual or relational "purity" of characters and judges them against rigid thresholds. Individuals who cross these lines are dismissed or devalued.Cause: Masculine insecurity regarding comparison with past partners, combined with black-and-white morality and a desire to preserve idealized states.> MinionfagSymptoms: Focuses on amassing followers, units, or allies, often favoring charisma-based or coercive strategies. Values scale and leverage over depth.Cause: Control fallacy and distrust of autonomy. Relationships are instrumentalized to reduce perceived vulnerability.> LorefagSymptom: Overcommunicates background, themes, and meta-meaning. Loses sight of pacing and accessibility, alienating participants seeking a lighter or faster experience.Cause: Hyperfixation on setting and internal consistency. Validation is sought through completeness rather than engagement.> LolifagSymptom: Expresses attraction toward fictional minors and openly centers this preference in fantasy contexts.Cause: Attraction to juvenile traits, whether physical or psychological. If focused on mental state, it may reflect regression or avoidance following negative adult relationships.> MoralfagSymptom: Defines themselves by a strict moral code and applies it universally. Interactions are filtered through moral evaluation.Cause: Could stem from principled rigidity or fear of moral collapse. Personalization leads them to interpret disagreement as moral threat.> ChaosfagSymptom: Engages in disruption through misinformation, derailment, and performative ignorance. Provocation is prioritized over resolution.Cause: Reliance on schadenfreude and stimulation-seeking. Disruption substitutes for meaningful participation.
>>97470693> SamefagSymptom: Adopts rotating personas and shallow imitations of other archetypes. Genuine positions are obscured to avoid accountability.Cause: Low confidence and avoidance of consequences. Persona-shifting functions as emotional armor.> DoomfagSymptom: Rejects the premise due to a perceived fatal flaw. Belittles scenarios and emphasizes futility to dampen others' engagement.Cause: Learned helplessness or envy-driven spite. Catastrophizing and crab-bucket dynamics are common.> MetafagSymptom: Rapidly breaks or transcends constraints to keep things "interesting." This removes attrition, trade-offs, and tension, creating social friction.Cause: Overactive imagination, resistance to authority, and low tolerance for constraint. Treats rules as prompts rather than binding structures.> MiseryfagsSymptom: Seeks maximum grit and cost. Willingly sacrifices characters, resources, or outcomes to intensify suffering.Cause: Ranges from masochistic tendencies to belief in redemptive suffering, personal challenge-seeking, or morbid curiosity.> RulesfagSymptom: Enforces rules rigidly, even at the expense of enjoyment or flow. Appeals to authorial intent and formal correctness.Cause: Fairness fallacy, need for order, and anxiety around arbitrariness.> TherapistfagSymptom: Appears neutral and detached, reframing others without self-disclosure.Cause: Maintains distance through role adoption; engagement is mediated by analysis rather than participation.
>>97470684>>97470693>>97470704What's the cure doc?
> Immortalityfag> Powerfag> Minionfag> LorefagAll me
>>97470715Beatings
>>97470715
>>97470684>>97470693>>97470704Obsessed.
>>97470660That's some really hardcore correction...
>>97467647Divine StrengthMartial ProwessDivine ResilienceDivine SpeedAscendedI picked Divine Speed because that's my thing, Resilience and Ascended so I can run farther without getting tired, and Strength and Prowess so I can fight.
Gilbert :<
>>97470745
>>97470749>>97470676
>>97470718>Powerfag>MinionfagThese are mutually exclusive. You can't be both.
>>97470660I'm sure to win because my EGO is superior.>>97470676>Dawn isn't realThe Woman Who Ruined Everything is a constant, so she exists.>The Anglerfish isn't realSee above.>Gil isn't real>Tok isn't realTrue.>(You) aren't realI'm a Boltzmann Brain and you're all products of my imagination.>>97470684That's cute. Now make a CYOA about it.
Comfyfags, Adventurebros we won...
>>97470762>so extinct they're not on the listThat's a win for you?
>>97469082I watched a video of a Japanese guy giving a dolphin a blow job once. The sound of a dolphin’s squealing orgasm is burnt into my brain. You have NO idea just how far the human race will go.
I like brainwashing, but don't like all this subversion nonsenseI think the only good solution here is to brainwash the antipowerfag and turn them into a cute assistant for further heterosexual and grounded brainwashingsAnyone who seems that focused on the idea of correction is probably vulnerable to correction
>>97470762AdventureGODS will always win. Its literally in the name.
>>97469989>Dispatch "fags" have not done enough to deserve the distinction.They’ve outstayed their welcome on /v/
>>97470684> Immortalityfag> Coomerfag> Powerfag> Lolifag> RulesfagThis is me
>>97470768The list is for mentally ill cyoagger archetypes. Being absent from it means you passed the braindead threshold.
>>97470632She needs to be holding a chastity cage to make it lore accurate.
>>97470684Now you need to make pic rel.
>>97470754That is absolutely not true.
>>97470801Thats a magical cock ring shes holding. Put it on and it stops you from coming without her permission. Its to build discipline and obedience.
>>97470821Gross KYs
>>97470813>Powerfag: Only relies on himself and puts his trust in his strength alone.>Minionfag: Relies on his minions and invests heavily in their development and strength.Its quite literally is. A hybrid between the two would be an indecisive wimpy centrist who can't commit a path and thus is neither.
>>97470704>> TherapistfagSymptom: Tries to recontextuallise chosen and willful behaviour as out of ones control as a means of belittling others. Gay. Overly verboseCause: Fear of abandonment. Self doubt
>>97470839Powerfag doesn't necessarily mean he only pursues personal power, fag.
>>97470844This post gives butthurt energy. Did some analysis hit the mark? which is it?
>>97470839Which one were you?
>>97470858That's literally what it means here in the context of cyoag culture, newfag. Lurk more.
>>97470839>Powerfag>Has power to make minionsWhat now?
>>97470684>Solvefag>Miseryfags>RulesfagHeh.
>>97470839Necromancerfag can be a powerfag, an immortalityfag, and a minionfag at the same time. He has magic (power), minions (undead) and immortality (lichdom). In fact, of course I know him, he's me!
>>97470684>>97470693>>97470704What about matterjeeta and her techjeet disciples? Also Gilfag
>>97470704> Samefag>Symptom: Adopts rotating personas and shallow imitations of other archetypes. Genuine positions are obscured to avoid accountability.Playing different personas at different times isn't samefagging imo, that kind of roleplay is part of the anonymous posting experience and not a bad thing.Real samefagging means imo pretending to be multiple posters within the same conversation, to achieve a goal that the community disapproves of (like falsely making your side in an argument seem bigger). They don't even need different personas.
>>97470865Powerfag handily. I'll always choose self-empowerment options over outside help without a second thought. Unlike most powerfags, I'm not obsessed with being le strongest from the get go. I find gradually power progression over the course of my adventures much more satisfying than immediate omnipotence.
>>97470839Softie dont look...
>>97470738so how DOES dawn actually correct anon?
>>97470869>Doesn't directly increase personal battle prowess = not a powerfag.Simple as. If someone with the same point build as you but focused on personal prowess bypassed your minions them you're fucking toast.
>>97470863No I didn't read most of themI just don't like people who try to claim therapeutic authority to mock or belittle others
>>97470877>b-but what about my favorite shitposters
>>97470877Anon......
>>97470894He'll just multiclass into immortalityfag and comfyfagHe'll be comfy in his pocket dimension while his minions conquer the world for him
>>97470877They're both in the list.
>>97470898Most of them deserve the mockery. Especially immortalityshitters and powerspics.
>>97470911>*Reverberating Harpoons you in the ass and pulls you out from your pocket goon cave*What now?
>>97470868No, it doesn't, you stupid fucking nigger, stop coping. Someone who focused on personal power at the expense of overall power would obviously not be a power fag. Not only that, but the original term referred to people who would go outside the intended bounds of the cyoa to get more power. I.e. writing OP companies in the build's backstory or something. Lurk 2 million moar years before posting niggerfaggot.
>>97470844Anon that guy's entire series of posts was generated by AI. You're replying to someone spamming botposts.
>>97470925>Sartres your shitty daddy issues CYOA into the nothingness
>>97470927>t. triggered newniggerkek
>>97470809That implies finding pictures for the seventeen personas.
DanmachiDispatchy
>>97470932>*loses*>DADYYYY SARTREEEE!! PLEASE SAV-AAAACKKKKK!!!Metafaggotry won't save you sartrecuck.
>>97470939>a whole seventeen picturesoh no!worst comes to worst just do what some authors pca do and find something entirely unrelated and use it anyways because its ambiguous
>>97470938Concession accepted.
>>97470954Multiverse/Multiplayer shittery = Metafaggotry, smoothbrain
>>97470961>has a melty>gets laughed at>"I've won"kek II
Brack magicku
>>97470954>drops a wet pepperoni shart in ur mouthMy adventure, my rules
>>97470956Give me a premise that might explain why seventeen people are sent your way.
Ow-ter wee-incarnation uwu
>>97470984
>>97470994youre a therapist, theyre your clients
>>97470994You hire miners for a mine
>>97470994Isekai Bounty Hunter 2. Or just a generic battle royale cyoa.
>>97470994They're too retarded to go on cyoas alone
>>97470839So what kind of fag would a summoner be? Powerfag or minionfag?
>>97470993You adventure seizes to matter once accept a personal duel with another anon. I don't make the rules.
>>97471011Don't try to reason with retards who make their own retarded frameworks based on their own retarded ideas not connected to reality in any way, shape or form. In their own fake world they'll always (fake) win
>>97470877techGODS do not deserve such vile treatment
>>97470952>>97470986>>97470996Are you ok anon
>>97470839t. rulesfag
>>97471011Minionfag of course, unless you can permanently fuse with your summons or something, then its not really your power its burrowed.
>>97471023My adventures are as real as you are.
>>97471023>>97471031>t. malding minioncuckslol seethe more
Entropiss in my mouth
>>97471023Wise.
>>97470893>>97470738
>>97471045>"s-seethe m-maaald b-buuthuuurt"I'm sorry but your categorization is genuinely useless. Read on set theory and return when you realize where your mistake lies.
>>97471055YWNBTS (You will never be strong).
>>97471058t. doomfag
Girliest cyoa that makes you feel like a pretty girl?
>>97471058Wow, you realized it sooner than I expected. Too bad you're too retarded to understand what you just said. I'll give you a hint: try combining some of the categories and then the others.
>>97471062>>>/trash/
>>97471062Anything by Tok
>>97471061No I'm a realistfag, cowardly minionsissies delude themselves that hiding behind an army of jobbers makes them strong. I can only lmao at their impotent seething at the truth.
>>97470684"How much of a *fag am I?"* I'm sticking to the descriptions given, rather than how I'd interpret the terms. Eg as I said in >>97470880 I'd use samefag to mean something else.* The scale is relative: 5/10 means 50th percentile of (what I expect from) average /cyoag/ poster.> Immortalityfag4/10> Solvefag7/10> Waifufag3/10> Coomerfag4/10> Powerfag5/10> Purityfag4/10> Minionfag5/10> Lorefag4/10> Lolifag1/10> Moralfag5/10> Chaosfag4/10> Samefag7/10> Doomfag6/10> Metafag5/10> Miseryfag8/10> Rulesfag4/10> Therapistfag6/10
>>97471062A Horrible Curse
>>97471086>> Lolifag>1/10Interesting...
>>97471082t. chaosfag
>>97471097I'm bitter about the skubwar.
>>97471064I was going to write "You will never be THE strongest" then opted for just "strong" instead, but forgot to fix the abbreviation. Honest mistake. Now let's go back to the main subject about why minionfags suck.
>>97471110>skubwarIt was half a decade ago. Let go.
>>97471050t. memekinoGOD
>>97471062Any minionsloppa cyoa. You roleplay as a princess protected by buff chad guardians.
>>97471118>entropists hiding behind their minions and waifus
>>97471110Why? we moralchads won!
>>97467647> Starting powersDivine EngineerCreatorTelepathy Expertise (Engineering) Demonic Pact > Final PowersPortal Maker Divine Engineer Creator Reincarnation Telepathy Expertise (Engineering) Master Orator Godly Mind Divine Memory Sixth Sense Demonic Pact Demonic Pact is pretty busted since there's nothing stopping you from just forcing people to sign with powers. Knock someone out, make them 'remember' that they promised to sign something in blood for whatever reason. knock them out again and erase their memory of the transaction. Rinse and repeat until 100 points are required.
>>97471118Softie...
>>97471106Makes sense. Chaos is the perfect anti-minion strategy.
I love skelenigger better than Softie. The former is a skeleton, the latter is usually a white-haired fagboy. If I had to choose my necroboss, it would be some kind of undead
>>97471082Based
>>97471147He also always has some kind of latin name or something, very animu of him, but I don't hate him. At least he posts builds for CYOAs even if they're usually samey.
>>97471050Radiant really costing on that Marika fan art.
>>97471160>He also always has some kind of latin nameEntrospic theory proven correct once again.
>>97471164>Dawn saved the setting/world from oblivionThematic.
>>97471173>some mystery meat>always picks white dudeTok and Softie huh? Maybe they're long-lost brothers?
>>97470190FYI Ooloong could have wished to make Bulma fall eternally in love with him and have a perfect life but he wished for panties.
>>97471204It was aimed at kids, duh.
>>97471178Schizo reply
>>97471204>Wants Toriama to end his wholesome adventure and friendship story with the female lead getting her mind and body raped by a perverse manlet pig.Unhinged.
Reminder that oolong and his family almost raped Chi-Chi while she was taking a bath at their house on her honeymoon vacation. If I was goku I would have exterminated their entire species.
>>97471261But you're Anon so you'd say BASED and join the gangrape.
>>97471267And risk getting degloved the Mexican cartel? no thanks.
>>97471230Oolong literally drugged Bulma and planned to touch her while sleeping in one of the first episodes.Roshi spied Bulma while peeing. Roshi was touching unconsious women
>>97471249Its not what I want. Its what in character Oolong would do with a brain.He was literally threatening kids to marry him. Using the dragon balls to do that is simply more of the same
>Tok tried to rip on Italics for including furry characters in his CYOAs and calls him a furfag.>Tok proceeds to rape an actual horseWas it always projection?
>>97471361Yes, I know deep down Tok knows he is wrong and hates himself. When he fights against Italics, he fights against two people. Italics and himself
>>97471361It's either1. Hypocrisy (typical for narcissists)2. Lack of understanding caused by severe mental retardation (typical for Tok)Whichever it is, I don't care and hope he dies as soon as possible to drastically improve thread quality
>>97471361I'm not some furfag who jerks off to anthropomorphic abominations. I just like Centaurs, which are monster girls, not furry freakasauruses. I wanted to fuck a centaur girl, and a female horse is the closest I can get to the real thing. I even listened to a voice actress pretending to be a centaur when I fucked the horse. I'm into monster girls, not animals or furrfagory
It's fun way to pass time at least.
>>97471361Scratch that, it's definitely mental retardation
>>97471420Got a laugh out of me.
>>97471420Reminder that Reddit will eat it up and give it 300+ updoots
>>97470684>MinionfagStrongly Me>MoralfagKinda Me>TherapistfagA Little Me
>>97471449With "fag" written in all options?
>>97471164It just makes it easy to find art for dawn, rather than making people upscale the art in the cyoa or go find whatever radiantanon used as the source image.
>>97470684I've been all of them at least once.
>>97471357This is DBZ, if characters were acting intelligently then they wouldnt be themselves.also im pretty sure oolong gets his wish at a point in time where he both wouldnt want to mindrape someone and also would be too scared of being murdered by any of bulmas friends to try it
>>97471517I have out of the loop. Who is that Dawn womand and why is she a meme?
>>97471527Shes !jesus from that paladin cyoa that came out for new years. One of the companion options.She got memed on because people got really weird about god in that cyoa, and shes a personification of that god.
>>97471526Nah, I am pretty sure he would mindrape someone. He didn't change at all during the adventure. He simply stops being with them by force, because he realized he doesn't have anything better to do. The characters dont have a real growth, if he once forced people to marry him out of being a pervert, I don't see why would he stop.The Z fighters being mad at him is a legit worry. But they were very far from them, as Bulma and friends were captured. He could have said it and they wouldn't hear it. Ooloong could then say his wish is a secret and they are too dumb to connect the dots as you said.I still think it would have worked and make him have an ideal life with an attractive young girl, with big boobs (realistically), great body, that can search the dragon balls to stay young forever, rich and smart. The problem is he dies when androids arrive as there is no Trunks, unless he has kids with her and they also travel in time, everyone dies. but if they do then they kinda won as Vegeta is who caused Cell to become perfect.Then in the Buu saga Majin buu would kill them. Well, unless Vegeta not being redeemed means Buu is not woken up as that was kinda his fault by letting Babidi control him. Which going by Trunks's timeline having Buu not reivving means its a real possibility and the most likely.But that does mean Goku does not revive as there is no Buu and the old Kaioshin doesn't gift him life. Which in turn makes Beerus arrive Earth and not fight the Supersaiyan God.And I would have said he would destroy Earth but he liked the food and he only got so angry because Buu refused to share food. Which means he would actually spare Earth...There is no Supersaiyan God and Goku stays dead. Freeza revives and kills everyone tho, well, unless Bulma calls him like in the series and they arrive and he promises protection, there is no Goku to kill so Freeza lives. So they breeze through the arcs until Zeno sama decides some random day to kill them all.
>>97471553Okay... so can you fuck her or the chastity cage joke is real?
>>97471527Companion from Radiant, has a bunch of forms including "mother" hence shitposting.
>>97471357>>97471610Did you miss the gag where the girls oolong kidnapped as wives were bossing him around the house? It would be wildly out of character for him to go try rape someone.
>>97471660Thats because he is a pushover in the sense he is a coward against people that stand for themselves. As he knows his transformations, that he used to intimidate, dont make him actually stronger.And his real body is probably weaker than even his wives.In the chapter 9 he literally drugs Goku and Bulma to touch her (and maybe more) but got interrupted by Puar.
>>97471620The cyoa surprisingly does not feature a chastity cage option, no, there is also no magic cock ring. This is several stages of psychosexual memeThe development goes something like this:>Dawn is a proxy of the light>the light is a domineering maternal female influence (arguably true in the cyoa)>the light is an antagonistic controlling force (because it has rules for moral conduct)>the light seeks to punish/correct anon into being good (often in the context of the cyoa (of which dawn is a personification) being used to "punish" evil players like imagined sons from entropist)>therefore Dawn is a dominant mommy type that will correct anons into being good little boyscock rings and chastity cages are just one step on from that. technically I dont think theres anything against it in the cyoa, dawn is some sort of omnipotent spirit of guidance that molds itself to your needs, so technically its possible, but the cyoa is pretty sexless/doesent really deal with sex
>>97471682>And his real body is probably weaker than even his wives.He is NOT probably physically weaker than random girls. He has a power level of 10.
>>97471620>or the chastity cage joke is real?Its a mandatory 0 point oath for all paladins
>>97471620>the chastity cage joke is real?anon
>>97471724He... doesn't. Goku's power level at the start is of 10. Oolong is obviously waaaaaay weaker than said Goku.Given his whole strategy was to simple intimidate, is a pushover, doesn't fight at all and is treated like Bulma but if she was a midget. He could genuinely be at the level of a normal kid or, for the gag, even weaker.In any way, he doesn't have the strength to overpower his wife decisely, which paired with his coward actitude makes him unable to rape by force. But you already saw he planned to touch sleeping Bulma and forced people to marry him out of fear. I think a Dragon Ball wish is not out of his area.
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>>97471777>He... doesn't.He does, his official given power level is given at 10 in the tree of might movie pamphlet, he doesent really train or get stronger over the series so it stands to be around there when hes introduced too. Given a grown man (albeit not in great shape) is at a PL of 5? Hes clearly stronger than some random little girl.
>>97471821because that'd be mega extra ultra infinity soulless. you VILL climb your way to the top and you VILL like it.
>powerlevels
>>97471821Fuck Hanged Man specifically.
>>97471841Imagine having your soul annihilated to power up somebody that then loses the fight. Fucking tragic.
>>97471864>miwa binding pact
>>974718231. Movies are not canon. Only the series itself and the Daizenshuu 7 are canon2. That same movie, even when its not canon, has contradictions with the series.For example Ox-King has a power of 900. Which is false as not only Gohan (the grandpa) is canonically stronger than Ox King, and his power level is inferior to Piccolo Daimaku, who was like 300. With that logic Ox King was even stronger than Goku and Piccolo when Raditz arrived, despite both of them in theory being the strongests on Earth with just 400.It doesn't make sense Ox King is that strong despite Gohan being the best student of Roshi. Then that same movie has this guyhttps://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Colonel_SilverIn 200 power level, which is actually also above Roshi, despite Goku with a power level below 200 destroying the whole Red Ribbon without too much effort.The whole thing does not make sense. Which ironically makes sense because its not canon, its a movie made by the animation studio.
>>97471842But there's no True Creator, the barrier is newly made, and the origin specifies that magical stuff will infiltrate the world slowly. There's very few things that can mess up a Listener at that point in time
CYOA for this feel?
>>97471841>Loses to the weakest Paladin
>>97471881Naughty Thought - Gooning
>>97471886>Loses to an Earth Giant
>>97471880>listen to shit>get fucked>can't listen to shit>can't digest>get fucked too
>>97471886I think everyone loses when the universe crashes from trying to calculate whatever the fuck 6^1e+19 is.
>>97471896>equilibrium + hammer
>>97471896>paladin beats son >son beats giant>giant beats paladiniiiiits the ciiiiircle of liiiiiiiifeeee
>>97471911Powerfags would sacrifice an universe for the calculation.
>>97471821>half the options are unavailable In Modern Day
>>97471992>everything is Pokémon now Thanks EA
>>97467474This is the first time I've ever seen anyone take Trickster.
>>97472077My paladin has perfect EV's and Jolly nature!
>>97471896>as strong as 1200 men (so stronger than most paladins)>not unholy>dont cost souls to makethey really are the best answer sons have to paladins huh?
>>97472123Matrons too. They are not demons, unlike succubus. While I don't know if Paladins have an anti goon technique.Astra would win too. Bloom. Ester. The squid guys too. Dream creatures in general.This is why its good to make a diverse army.
>>97471821>nerfed in at least 8 cyoa mechanicsI know in modern day is good, but this is way overkill.
