Thread #010 Dracula Flow EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97544869Previous Thread>>97463565Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTION>Name something that used to be a big deal to you in your mortal days, but that you no longer care for now that you're a vampire. It has to be specific to you and your life, not a generic difference most kine have when compared to most kindred or the majority of your clanmates.
>TQBeing a blood doll.>>97551454>The phrase fish-malk gives Mèo anxiety.Cats eat fish. Cat-malk.
>/TQ/I honestly don't know. Can't say if that's a boon for my current metal, or pathetic.Maybe my race, if I had to pick something. When I was a little girl I remember kind of hating my parents for making me, though, can't say how much of that was for being Metis and how much of that was for being an orphan.Mèo though? Her family had basically groomed her to be a super heir to their family fortunes by prepping her to be an eye doctor. Whole nine yards for an over-achieving viet family's eldest, A+ grades, extra-curricular activities in high school and volunteering in university. Then she got bit. >>97551575Some clan issues have a lot more weight than others. Can't blame her for it. She's been dragged through the mire of 'ha ha so silly what will the funny Malk do next? Oh, almost dying because the heartbeat of unknowable ancients almost got her killed? So silly!'
>>97542189Non, merci. I've had my fill of the Palatine and her misfit minions. Enough to fill another two lifetimes, if I'm being quite frank.>>97545956Pour mieux te serrer dans mes bras, mon cher.>>97547133>Avoid men in checkered suits for the time being. You can't, but just so you have a heads up.My, how ominous! Merci.Unfortunately, a combination of burnout, getting sick, and a family emergency kept me from finishing the other sketches and posting the events in Jacksonville as I had originally intended.
GOOD NEWS GENTLEMEN, THE PRIMOGEN OF THE NEW YORK LASOMBRA IS D. E. A. D. DEAD! SKULL WAS PRODUCED, PICTURES TAKEN, AND THE REWARD HAS BEEN PAID OUT. EAT IT YE TURNCOAT RATS!Sadly, the former Arch-Bishop has fled for Europa, and the bounty is locked. New bounties will be posted at the leisure of our generous sponsors>>97551553I had a stupid mole on the side of my face I hated so much I had it lanced That was back when an infection could kill you and the states still had those bullshit laws that let you do whatever the fuck you wanted with medicineDidn't even deal with the issue, I hated the scar from the lancing procedureFlash forward a decade and alter a deal with a sewer hoodlum and I got my spine turned into an accordian and my face got turned into a little kids nightmareand I aint regretted it. is real liberating >>97552128take your time, you're like a third of the reason i got into these threads and its always a pleasure seeing your stuff. at your own pace boss.
>>97552249 >a third of the reasonwhat were the other reasons besides Bleus' honkers?
>>97552249>EAT IT YE TURNCOAT RATS!You know damn well it was probably a Lasombra who did it.
continuation of >>97540991if anyone has input, feel free to give it. After the battle noises began to fade, Revelation waited. After what felt like eternity door blasted inward and Revelation watched as tentacles emerged from the shadows of her circle and threw them through the walls to be dealt with by the forces outside. In walked in a tall man with a wicked grin."Hello Revelation, I've waited for this meeting. Let's get right onto business...."if Princess Charming wants to chime in and tell me what ending Revelation will get that'd be appreciated, if I can pick then I'm using some Mytherceria for a fitting punishment. >>97552792Not sure, Probably one of the headhunter teams dispatched from our alliance. Definitely not one of ours though. -Kakophoni
>>97552792oh colma baby we both know 50% of that dosh is going to backstabbers in the clan.other half though? can't say. half of the eastern seaboard was looking for an excuse to use their knives on the fence-sittersand now i get to watch them scrambledms are flying and we have a new power-struggle on our hands>>97552774Primadonna shit and some of the stories we've had, marquette actually made me want to play a WoD game at some point. Be lying though if I said my favourite gimpforatu wasn't as much a factor as sniddies. Went back through all the threads to make sure I didn't miss any of him.
>>97552808I want the 2nd Battle of New York to go like this:The East Coast Garou Nation have their Concolation, a massive gathering on the 17th under the New Moon, and launch 2 operations: massacring the vampires they meet (a diversion) and "rescuing" Papa Wolf to "return" him alive to Siberia (main operation), they believe he isn't simply a lost cub but a lost Legend. Silver Fangs think they can heal their relations with the Siberakh this way.Werewolves do have Delirium but they aren't going to be subtle about it, attracting the attention of the hunters who are already preparing their next move.Hunters are fucking pissed and they launch their third strike on North Bronx with their Intergovernmental Task Force on Extraordinary Counter-Terrorist Response.This is where Scholar comes in. Scholar attacks from the center, quickly trying to decapitate New Carthage by going for the leadership.In the middle of the vampire vs vampire vs werewolf vs hunter chaos, another faction shows up out of nowhere: the Palatine Voivodate and their monsters.Michael the Taxiarch's forces finally strike: Scholar's attack from within, Michael's rush from the outside.House Venus will return to Bridgeport, CT. What Princess Charming, Venus and their superiors did was help assemble the new NY Camarilla leadership from a selection of kindred from Europe and the US with excellent pedigree, loyalty, ability. With the help of a book by the late Boy Toy, they found a suitable Prince.To give you a few ideas, the Toreador Primogen invented cinematography, the Hounds are all childer or grandchilder of current Justicars, Blue Fairy's the Scourge.This high profile government was made to ensure no bicentennial Caitiff thinks of stealing a city of the New World from the Camarilla ever again. It's not just about New York anymore.My only request for the battle itself is that while Revelation is still alive, the skin of her face is sent to Venus.The rest is up to you.
>>97549323>>97549327I will not make Assoluta frenzy againI will not make Assoluta frenzy againI will not make Assoluta frenzy againI will not make Assoluta frenzy againI will not make Assoluta frenzy again
>Thread questionI wanted to be famous. Now I am content with being known by and performing for the select few.>>97555228Please, I am just an opera singer.
>THREAD QUESTIONMarketing to the common man, it's similar to Assoluta's answer when I think about it.>>97552249>THE PRIMOGEN OF THE NEW YORK LASOMBRA IS D. E. A. D. DEAD! SKULL WAS PRODUCED, PICTURES TAKEN, AND THE REWARD HAS BEEN PAID OUT.Was this another machination of Revelation?>>97555228She didn't even touch you! Being on the receiving end of this side of Assoluta was an unlife-affirming experience, to borrow Mamma's words. In that hell, I found my heaven.
>>97555228What's the matter, childe? Too hardcore for you? Too "metal", perhaps?You said it best yourself, honey:>Not gonna lie this shit is teaching me so much about what a vampire really is.This too is part of your education.
>>97552128oh my god, of all things I certainly didn't expect to see art of Gimpweeb Supreme. Great work, Serpent! And yeah, that stuff happens. Good to see you again.>>97554121Sounds fitting, all around. Michael's force is professional and ruthless, outwardly resembling a PMC, but with quite uncanny and obvious stuffness and automaton-y movements, owing to heavy use of Dominate commands and control to maximize efficiency. It's made up of ghouls and Ventrue shock troops, with a few of his younger childer and older grandchilder as the officers, and a quartet of elders as the overall leadership and mass-controllers who pull the Possession flavor of Dominate, but on scale of fireteams, concentrating firepower on werewolves and Kindred until the target is pulp. They're also the ones who actually understand how the modern world works, hence the army not resembling hoplites or whatever. Noblesse and his coterie got dragged into the fighting, and Michael himself is in Bridgeport, half to chat up his Childe there, half to observe the war in New York. Also, to visit the New World, in general, he's not one to travel often.It'll go well until the Palatine, being a fairly childish, uppity, foul person, and still upset about her Mutihorn, brings out her trump card; a dragon.
>>97556263It's a dragon only in fairly loose terms, being, instead, just the same Tzimmy shit as her unicorn was, but even more complex and even more annoying to deal with. She didn't bring it out before on account of not being able to complete it, and not having a really good reason to, but New York being on fire is a great reason.Anatomically it's as horrid as expected. The neck and head, for instance, are actually a fair number of bodies lenghtened and shaped to look like a head when pressed together; they can split into hydra-heads of sorts, opening up a gaping neck-maw that spits a pressurized, living acid that can let the dragon melt through concrete, even if with effort. A few of the heads 'breathe' fire, having been, before Palatine got to them, Tremere with fire Thaumaturgy, and the dragon can use Obfuscate, because while the Palatine's utterly uncaring about the Masquerade, she likes dramatic appearances and she's fairly confident dragons just aren't supposed to be seen these days. It's improper. It's probably only functioning because the sheer proximity to that mass of Eldest-flesh underneath New York could help the Palatine some. Naturally, since it's a dragon, Michael will take it upon himself to try killing it, as to justify his pseudonym beyond 'bearer of a spear', but I'm undecided on what's better as his choice (not necessarily what actually kills the thing, just what he chooses) - him going into the field personally, him possessing one of his ghouls with Dominate and using the poor guy as his avatar, him doing that to Noblesse (Possession explicitly only works on living targets, but Michael's a 5th gen Methuselah, he can probably come up with a new power, when 8-dot Dominate lets you order somebody around acrosst he globe) or him possessing the entire non-Kindred force. Noblesse is definitely not beating a dragon without a Methuselah driving his body around, it's way outside his and his coterie's pay grade.
>>97556263In order to get a certain Nosferatu involved in Princess Charming's NY dream team, Venus in Furs cashed in the favor she had from Juliet. Said favor got them their first "Yesferatu" in the team: a childe of Belinde Buch, the Prince of Copenhagen with the immobile face and lips, and her role is......a Harpy?The idea of a Nossie Harpy in NY proved to be a masterstroke, and it kind of snowballed from there: Orloks who first proved difficult to convince to join suddenly wanted in, eventually leading to the one House Venus wanted...>>97556315I never understood how many points of Vicissitude are needed to attach new limbs to people, let alone make this shit.
Well. That's a fucking awful inventory.Of the things I'm willing to report were found...> (987) Books on just about every topic imaginable, many of which are old, some of which are oddly mundane, most of all a mid 30's 'cook book for housewives'> (124) Personal Journals and Record Books of the Anchoritte Sire [Which, ahead of time, not a pretty read for any involved but I really feel you need to see this shit]> (27) Assorted Organs stored in jars, one of which is disconcertingly a heart that is still beating> (3) Mummified hands of occult purposes> (1) Crate full of miscellaneous human bones> (2) Vats of ink infused with vitae, probably connected to all of this nonsense> (1) Very naughty object affiliated with the Anarchs I know a Trem would never be allowed to have, and I find extremely funny> (1) Gargoyle in torpor via stake, unknown, but we will discuss him later> (17) Assorted pieces of furniture including the 'phantom chair,' mostly confined to the attic > (20) Varied 'trophies' from grudges the sire had> (1) Icon of the Virgin Mary> (6) Medieval Swords that for some reason make people antsy> (38) Wax-Seals and parchment icons that seem to expressly inhibit ghostly entities (which don't fucking work)> (9) Sets of cursed dice> (40ish) Trick stakes that can be hidden before attack> (4) Feather quills, also possibly cursed> ("1") Whole alchemical set with all the fancy bells and whistles > (N/A) Several Rav and Loup relics which I'm taking as my payment for all of this because boy I'm pretty sure I know who these belong to> (1) Fuuuuuucking wall-mounted bass> (1) Entire room full of runes I do not like and would personally collapse if allowed. Makes my skin crawl> (+) A whole load of dirt and crap I feel doesn't make the inventoryI'll be gathering everything in that back storage room. I consider all these objects yours (outside the aforementioned issues) but I'd request one of those swords and Mèo would like some dice and the icon.
>Go out to feed>Atlantic City rats taste like unfettered ass>Go back inside >Call Doordash instead >Eat the driverI need to move dog this city sucks
>>97556407Six dots in Vicissitude are the minimum both for attaching new, functional limbs to people, and for making meat-horrors that can break walls! You'll also need a sixth level Koldunic ritual for the latter.Strictly mechanically speaking, the dragon is probably best categorized as a really big, really gracefully designed and structured Vozhd, and you'd probably want a Tzimisce elder as its core, just to have it be able to use some freaky abilities through Vicissitude, on top of the other involved Kindred. Regular ones don't, really, spit acid, breathe fire, or have the mental capacity to operate such abilities in the first place; that's what makes the dragon so precious to Pally. She's exceptionally talented in the art of making war-ghouls, despite her utter derangement and obsession with a world of whimsy, and even she wouldn't be able to make this one work without exceptional luck, hard work, cooperation with other experts, and, most probably, aid or 'borrowed' tools and knowledge of people older and better than her. Or even just plain backing from them and from other Tzimisce, who want to make sure her talents don't die with her during some hare-brained scheme at making the dragon work all on her own.She'll be so very, very sad if something tragic were to happen to her baby... Distraught. Heartbroken. One of her hearts would definitely break.
>>97551553He's supposed to be President Dracula Flow; let's unironically grassroots campaign for his candidacy in the next election.
>>97556861The boys down in Lexington got themselves a pipe from a pig processing plant. Groddy, but it ain't the worst option.>>97556915Don't. The last time someone pulled that shit some nerds tried resurrecting a gorilla. Turned into a whole affair.
>>97551553>Name something that used to be a big deal to you in your mortal days, but that you no longer care for now that you're a vampireFate! Future! Odds and chances. I wasn't, like, outright neurotic, that was, and is, Lavender's specialty, but I certainly worried about how things may or may not go. I laid at night, sometimes, dwelling endlessly on the most asinine shit possible, from whether I'd ever be satisfied with my life, to whether a car'd run me over tomorrow. Fate tells me all about herself, now, so I don't worry whatsoever. >>97551553>some of which are oddly mundane, most of all a mid 30's 'cook book for housewives'On top of our Sire being eccentric and maybe just kind of wanting those books for personal or memento reasons, it could be that they hold some sort of cipher? It would be like him, to add a regular riddle to all the magic layers of defence against invasions and spying.>one of which is disconcertingly a heart that is still beatingThat thing better not be our Sire pulling a Dorian Gray of some sort, I swear to God.>(1) Very naughty object affiliated with the Anarchs I know a Trem would never be allowed to have, and I find extremely funnyUghHHHHHHHHH Lavender's refusing to tell me about this thing! I must know and I don't want to scrye for it. H0T, you are my savior, my friend, my shining star! Guide me to knowledge of the funny, embarrassing artifact! I need to know. I must know.>I'd request one of those swords and Mèo would like some dice and the icon.Yeah, no problem, six swords is anyways not enough for every one of us to get one, in some sort of fellowship thing, so you taking it can't hurt, and Mèo is precious and gets anything and everything she wants. Not that you're not precious, but she's extra.Sure you don't want to also grab our staked cousin Vine-y or whatever the fuck kind of pun about stone we're calling the gargoyle? You absolutely sure? Totes sure?
>>97556945Whoops, should've replied to >>97556739A highlight of just how distraught I am, denied knoweldge of the artifact...Also, >(1) Entire room full of runes I do not like and would personally collapse if allowed. Makes my skin crawlI'm voting for 'collapse it', but I'll go bug our wards-mistress about coming over and letting you talk her into that. Five bucks say at least some of those runes must be load-bearing for the building or our defenses, in some way.>(+) A whole load of dirt and crap I feel doesn't make the inventoryI take offense to you not including the totally legitimate, and not fake whatsoever, thank you very much, unicorn skull in the list of notable items. It's very notable. The horn fell off only three times between when we found it and now.
>>97556945>>97556986>On top of our Sire being eccentric and maybe just kind of wanting those books for personal or memento reasons, it could be that they hold some sort of cipher? It would be like him, to add a regular riddle to all the magic layers of defence against invasions and spying.Personally I err more towards mementos. The thing is well-worn like some memento's I've known people to keep, and the really aged margins are for some very old recipes. >That thing better not be our Sire pulling a Dorian Gray of some sort, I swear to God.I doubt it, though, I'd honestly bury that thing in a vault for personal reasons.>I must know.I'll tell you in person once the sun is down. It's the type of thing that we've already definitely super duper destroyed.It's a vaulderie chalice, an old and very botched one from some of the early anarch revolts before the ritual was wholly assimilated into the sabbet. The kind of thing that would absolutely make Trem leadership have an episode.>but she's extra.She is indeed. My thanks.>Five bucks say at least some of those runes must be load-bearing for the building or our defenses, in some way.I worry that those runes are more affiliated with the Caern entities, mimicking or manipulating their influence.>I take offense to you not including the totally legitimate, and not fake whatsoever, thank you very much, unicorn skull in the list of notable items. It's very notable.A narwhal died for that thing sister. It depresses me.>Sure you don't want to also grab our staked cousin Vine-y or whatever the fuck kind of pun about stone we're calling the gargoyle? You absolutely sure? Totes sure?That is a whole ass person whose been locked in a cabinet for decades. I'm not grabbing him but I'm also not leaving him there. I sure hope someone recognizes him. Otherwise it's going to be a real awkward wake up party.
>THREAD QUESTIONI wanted to go back to being a professional art model at some point. These nights I can still pose for a painting, but I don't have to make it my job, which makes it the more artistic thing do.I'm wiser now.
>>97554121>the skin of her face is sent to VenusI'll do you one better, with Mytherceria I can give you Revelation, as a statue as Scholar can straight up turn her to stone with a touch which I think would lend itself to an emotional moment with Venus.
>>97557358*more artistic thing too.>>97557583Sure thing, go ahead.
>TQMy memories from those days, I guess. They were beaten out of me just before my embrace and I can definitely live without them.
>>97552128Per your last post mi dama, pic related. Call me Sher Khan. >>97530665Eh, besides the nicktuku attack and the closest I’ve ever been to final death, nothing too out of the ordinary. The ocean whispers to me, but I expected that. I maintained a professional relationship with tremere when the bar ran despite my personal misgivings about the usurpers. >>97557119Sad. I too love narwhals. Did you save its tusk? I’d pay handsomely for it. Might act as a conduit or something, I dunno. >>97536237Our hospitaity extends to all clan members, barring long held personal grudges, and even then our customs are upheld. Besides, I’m not in a position to be burning bridges and I doubt eating your would even benefit me in any way. As far as what we could do, I assume you’ve heard of a vozhd?
>>97551553I have far too much to even go over. So much had happened.>mi oseo calliente moved to texas>Don't go to the sewers beneath new york.>a pack of gaia's strongest soldiers jumped me>Nearly met final death in the pine barrens>THE CATHEDRAL OF FLESH HAPPENED>survived another methuselah waking up>rescued a hunter of all people>found a cave full of starved/torpid kindred & wights>Went to a jester convention, lots of stuff to do this yearWhat did i miss? Did i post anything manic the last time i was here?
>>97560162>Our hospitaity extends to all clan members, barring long held personal grudges, and even then our customs are upheld. Besides, I’m not in a position to be burning bridges and I doubt eating your would even benefit me in any way. As far as what we could do, I assume you’ve heard of a vozhd?Oh well then that's a different story entirely. I forgot the clan customs of hospitality would be originating from the old clan. My sire has told me of vozhd, big creatures made of 10-15 ghouls. Lots of work to build, requiring special magic.
>>97560217Mi oseo calliente made one back when she was still in the sword if caine, she called it "Ahuizotl" and she used it to wipe out a bunch of camarilla agents heading into rural mexico. On a sidenote has anyone else slept through the day with their partner? It's nice.
>>97560162>Sad. I too love narwhals. Did you save its tusk? I’d pay handsomely for it. Might act as a conduit or something, I dunno.The whole 'unicorn skull' is in storage, I'm sure the Anchorites would be happy to consider a sale if you ask them. Lavender is less willing to sell, though Igni seems more eager to clear house.>>97560198Nothing outside the occasion manic confusing one-liner that probably haunts some poor soul.And aye. It is nice.>>97560217The line between the old and the new gets... Muddy, in the New World. My teacher was one of the old Clan, but they'd almost exclusively taught kids like you from the new clan. Or haggard Gang vagabonds like myself.
>>97560307>Nothing outside the occasion manic confusing one-liner that probably haunts some poor soul.Sounds like alright. Sometimes i wake up at the keyboard after something particularly temultuous occured. Probably was the whole cathedral of flesh affair. TLDR somebody found it, but lost it again.It's burrowing around under the atlantic ocean somewhere.
>>97560431I have had enough flesh monstrosities to last me a lifetime.
>>97560513There has never been enough monstrosities of the flesh as far as I am concerned
>>97555387I learned different kindred frenzy in different ways, now that I saw mom frenzy again, and I think different episodes of frenzy in the same kindred are also different.What I saw was mom but... deep down that really ain't mom?Mama Venus wasn't sad, mad or scary this time, the Beast whipped and fucked Princess Charming with no restraint, but it was chill, like a smiling Virgin Mary? No bloodshot eyes like the first time I saw her frenzy, no monstrous appearance like Assoluta's Beast.Mom's Beast was fucking beautiful. Yeah, beautiful. The fuck? I don't know what a vampire or frenzy is anymore. Like, I'm done pretending I understand.What I do understand is why Princess Charming wanted it. The ladies of House Venus paid her in full for her job in the Zurich Elysium, and House Venus may go back to Bridgeport sooner than I dreamed of.I like it here, but that city had a certain coziness, maybe it's what's left of the human in me, but I think this place is sorta kinda too isolated.
>>97561820>What I saw was mom but... deep down that really ain't mom?You are what you cultivate in your beast niece. And if you aren't careful, it overtakes you like a snake 'overtakes' a mouse.
>>97561820>Mom's Beast was fucking beautiful. Yeah, beautiful. The fuck?I assure you the Beast made you and Blue Fairy more alluring, just like your sire. In a way, it's like an improved version of what alcohol does to make kine women uninhibited, free, ready and eager for a Bacchanalia of sex and violence.You become Her. I dream of Her. I give my all to Her. When I am a slave to Her, I am free.
>>97561820>>97562434Yeah Scarlet's Beast was magnificient.
>>97562237>>97562434>>97562440Hold up is the Beast the vampire I wanna be?
>>97562465A Beast I am, lest a Beast I become.
>>97562465No. But it is the vampire you end up. Just about every philosophy or path we have is in some way predicated on our relation with it, either as curse to be cast off, an animal to be subjugated, or an ego to be imposed upon, or a curse to be negotiated with, or a feral self to be released.These are useful lies. They help to avoid the issue that there was always an animal in you, the condition we share just gives it teeth. Literally.
Now that the business with Revelation has been dealt with, I believe I owe someone a visit. Venus, I'll be arriving shortly with a gift for you. -Scholar When Scholar makes his grand entrance to his manor House Venus is staying at, he brings with him both Kakophoni and a large almost statue sized crate. Opening it reveals Revelation, turned to stone with her final expression being utter terror and fear.
Houston, we have a problem.
>>97562758Risen Demon, you have exactly five seconds to explain why Revelation isn't answering my calls!
>>97562768idk fml
>>97562774IN CASE I WASN'T CLEAR, YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE AND TELL THE NEWS TO THE BELIEVERSIN ENGLISH
>>97562784BITCH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED
Scholar's forces alongside their allies are still cleaning up the remnants of Revelation's group, though it will be a few days before all are dealt with finally.
>>97562801IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE IT'S A CULT ANYWAYMAY PASHUPATASTRA SMITE YOUR WHITE ASS IF YOU DON'T GO AND MAKE SOME SHIT UP TO RALLY THE TROOPSYOU STUPID HAMBURGER EATING FORUM TROLL
Well. That's... Wonderful. Didn't want to preempt this so soon but here we are.Here is my advice to you. There will always be another city. Another London. Leave. It isn't worth kicking up dust over the biggest metropolis of your time.Head inland. Carthage may go, but a new Constantinople is just waiting to be born. If fate permits, you might yet see it. But you won't see it if you die like a roach.There's an encrypted key-phrase I'll have my Uruguayan distribute if you inquire. To let you know who to trust, and when the time is right. Keep yourself alive until then. I need you caitiffs and thin-bloods.And that password will be; 'Village People.' For if you want to save some these goobers and bimbos.
>>97562801>>97562820>>97562897>Head inland.Come to Manitoba it sucks here! We got:Winnipeg: A Sabbat controlled shithole, capitol city of the province. There may or may not be a Camarilla Prince depending on what day it is.Selkirk: A Sabbat controlled shithole, known for meth abuse.Steinbach: A largely Mennonite community with lots of hunters.Portage La Prairie: Anarchs, nuff said.Brandon: Exists.Thompson: Werewolves.Churchill: Northern port on the Hudson bay. Would be a nice place in winter with the long nights, if not for the werewolves.The Pas: Werewolves.Flin-Flon: Werewolves.Werewolves! Werewolves everywhere!
>>97563471>Selkirk: A Sabbat controlled shithole, known for meth abuse.Hey they also got chuck the channel cat and a little hole in the wall that has 50% of the Nos in the province.And outside of that really not getting across how many Loups there are? Accurate.
>TQBathing. I was born in a time where the advent of residential plumbing was almost exclusively for the rich and the proliferation of it for the middle-class didn't occur until during a significant torpor of mine. I came from a rich family with a religious background, I was able to acquire a potent, if niche education, the prospect of being regularly clean was one I was familiar with. It's not something I do much anymore as I rarely find myself in situ that would demand it of me after the fact. I make sure that dust doesn't accumulate within my domicile too much, though I find myself finding it in more secluded portions of the estate.It's... more of a special occasion activity for me.
>>97563471If Winnipeg is Sabbat controlled, why is there occasionally a Prince?
>>97563471Manitoba also has a major repository of blood and some very curious parties nearby who have a bone to pick with the Sabbat. Matter of fact, the 'Arch-Bishop' has managed to piss off a good many people all across the interior. Including weirdly enough the Sabbat of Seattle. A good number of them are exiles who it seems didn't have the guts to go through with the traditional dueling rite.There's a plan here.>>97563520I love that fish.>>97563615The Camarilla have a thing about attempting to reassert control in Free-State / Sabbat areas. Basically these 'princes' are usually ambitious heirs that need to be dealt with, placing them as 'Princes' in a city where they either fail or miraculously attain control. Rarely ever works, but when it does it lets them gain territory at little cost. Most of the princes they send off would have just gotten whacked, and when they succede they're too caught up with their conquest to go back and settle scores.
>>97563615>If Winnipeg is Sabbat controlled, why is there occasionally a Prince?It's as H0T_G4R0U3S says. The Camarilla is always looking to start a new franchise.>>97563520>>97563653>chuck the channel catThat fish has a name? How famous is Selkirk?
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Christ, of all things, to be stuck on text-to-speech SchreckNet! Being knee-deep in szlachta and caitiffs and ghouls and catholics simply isn't enough, we simply must also have to deal with fucking wolves. Buying a barrel of oil and pouring it out in a national park once this is over.>>97564335What fucking flyer? There's nothing in the sky but a few szlachta with wings and fucking gargoyles, the intel has to be some sort of diversion courtesy of the Glass Walkers, we've-Oh.
>>97564343Fwoosh.
>>97557119Oh ho, I actually recognize him, I think! Not too well, we worked in entirely different fields, and I didn't want to get too cozy with anybody, in case me and Victoria had to leave. It's always heartbreaking to abandon good friends and coworkers, so it's simply best to not tie yourself down. That said, me and the Sire of the youngsters had many different other colleagues, and this one I think (though I could easily be wrong, maybe that was a different gargoyle...) was some sort of asset given to him by the Pyramid's upper echelons, both a gift and a shackle in case he gets a bit too opinionated about constraints put upon him, and so on and such. Scarcely do I get the logic of using a gargoyle for that, given that they're themselves opinionated about shackles, but, I guess it's better than no shackle at all? Very strange, though! Around seventy years back the Anchorite Sire told me he sent the gargoyle off to some farm on the edge of the Rockies, as to research a potential secondary caern-tapping spot. I figured the gargoyle was just very busy with that, hence him not showing up anymore. How he ended up in the cabinet is a little mystery.>>97560307>Igni seems more eager to clear house.Oh, that one is always a fanatic for clearing out the old to bring in the new! Hardly very representative. Though I do endorse giving up at least some of those things to eager buyers, especially the fish. Dreadful little thing.
>>97564386Christ. How you didn't end up in a cabinet, yourself, is a mystery the answer to which is me.>>97557119>Otherwise it's going to be a real awkward wake up party.It will be, if it's actually who we think it is and not some other fucking gargoyle. Given the risks of that, I am voting for chopping off the gargoyle's head while it's in torpor, but I can fucking tell nobody will actually do the reasonable thing, and instead we will wake up a very-upset-at-'''Anchorites''' piece of rock. I can even foresee us trying to talk it into being nice and getting over a murder-grudge.
>>97564343I'M LEAVING ON A JETPLANE~
The End is nigh! Enemies are everywhere: hunters, lupines, hostile vampires! You'd best start believing in dragons soon enough! Our Lady and Savior Revelation is fighting on a mission so secret even her higher ups know nothing about it!Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Come pick up your free assault rifle with today's paper!
>>97564335The fuck's that?
Yoink. Stray dog secured.
Risen Demon?
>>97564759What? I told them to revere me as if I was Revelation herself. I did nothing wrong!
>>97564767Oh really? Are they going to kiss your biceps now?
>>97564770Do you see the size of these guns?
>>97564774YEAH YOU HAVE RICE NOODLES FOR ARMSYOU'RE THINKING OF RUNNING AWAY AREN'T YOU
>>97564781YEAH AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT WHERE IS PAPA WOLFDON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE A DOZEN ESCAPE PLANS IN THAT NOTEBOOK
>>97564747Ill-behaved puppies. Give me a good reason for why I should not 'yoink' him back, as to build upon the glory of this city's fall?
>>97564790WHERE IS HE NOW
>>97564796ok bye
>>97564799DON'T YOU DARE 'OK BYE' ME YOU FUCKING TRAITOR
>>97564794Oki doki boomer. Whatever you say, boomer.
>>97564816Ah, I suppose that is enough a reason to delay things a little. This way, once my darling gets to you, she'll be sufficiently voracious.>>97564717>You'd best start believing in dragons soon enoughHush. They're not real, not real at all.
>>97562596>Now that the business with Revelation has been dealt with, I believe I owe someone a visit. Venus, I'll be arriving shortly with a gift for you. -ScholarOh, Scholar! My most gracious of hosts!I understand the most urgent matter you're attending to, but I have one request.Could you deliver this gift you have for me, and myself, the childer and the staff that are still here in your manor to our mansion in Bridgeport?My childer Assoluta and Blue Fairy, together with Princess Charming and a quite sizable "coterie" of guests from all over Europe and beyond have already departed for the United States, they should be in Bridgeport soon enough.You can reassure Kakophoni that once House Scholar first, and House Venus second - in this order - are done with our respective, urgent business with the city of New York, his singing lessons with Scarlet will resume as scheduled.Here are the kindred already on their way to the US together with Princess Charming, Blue Fairy and Assoluta: CLAN BRUJAH:Leodegar, childe of Vera and grandchilde of Guillaume, 7th gen, M, CHMaxmillien "Maxwell" Rousseau, childe of Altamira, 6th gen, M, FR/HT (colony of Saint-Domingue)Pankraz Hartings, grandchilde of Jaroslav Pascek, 9th gen, M, DE/NLCLAN MALKAVIAN:Eris Catlow, childe of Juliet Parr, 10th gen, F, UKCLAN NOSFERATU:Arne de Briey, childe of Nikolaus Vermeulen, 8th gen, M, BEUrsula Vibeke Gyldenkrantz "UVG - Uncanny Valley Girl", childe of Belinde Buch, 8th gen, F, DKCLAN TOREADOR:Jorani Lawan, childe of Victoria Ash, 9th gen, F, KH/THLouis Le Prince "The inventor of cinematography", childe of Edward Williams, 8th gen, M, FRCLAN TREMERE:Eugenio "Gene" Estevez, childe of Octavio Korrol, 9th gen, M, ESCLAN VENTRUE:Emily Carson, childe of Robert Parkhurst, 9th gen, F, USLisabeth Verena Sprecher von Bernegg, grandchilde of Purissima Geiss, 7th gen (?), F, CHNajwa Akram Sharaf, childe of Anushin-Rawan, 7th gen, F, QA/AE
>>97564250He's a very endearing fish. Especially when you're hours away from Thunder Bay of all places, and you're also four hours away from the only city in Manitoba.>>97564386>Very strange, though! Around seventy years back the Anchorite Sire told me he sent the gargoyle off to some farm on the edge of the Rockies, as to research a potential secondary caern-tapping spot.Of course, why am I not surprised? Any details on his personality? Loyalist, itching for the chance to escape?>especially the fish. Dreadful little thing.At the very least the old chief of this shitfest will come around to reimburse all of you. Even if it's a roundabout garage sale with cursed singing bass.>>97564416If you'd all prefer I can shove him in the trunk when I leave and we can make up a convincing story that the mansion was burned down and I accidentally bought the poor thing inside a novelty casket at a Nevada antique store, reviving him far away from you. We can use the funny object to sever all ties with the Pyramid.
STUPID ASSHOLES ACCUSING EACH OTHER OF TREASON WHEN THEY SHOULD BE MY HUMAN AND CAINITE SHIELDS
>>97566272Hi.
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING LUPINES WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN DUSK I WORKED WAY TO HARD FOR THISSHIT SHIT SHITSHITSHIT
I'm going to miss that cold pussy.
I told you "Papa" Wolf can be reasoned with!>>97566298Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Good evening. What's the opposite of doomscrolling? Joyscrolling? I love my joyscrolling bride.
>>97566398Hey! If you wanted a kiss you could've just asked!?
>>97566403A King doesn't ask, a King commands.