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>>97581032predict the landfill count
>(literal coolest thing ever)If you don't see the issue with all of the crossover cards, every single one of them, then you're beyond help.
Maybe if magic's in-universe lore actually mattered none of this would've happened
I'm just gonna say it...I would have been fine with UB if they stuck to fantasy and fantasy-coded Sci-fi.
>>97581117sure anon, fujos writing jace x urza fanfic definitely would have stopped hasbro from making decades of poor decisions and then cashing out of the magic brand
>>97581164i take it back im sorry i doubted you anon
>>97581130it would always be gay but at least its easy to tolerate FF or avatar UB. its a bit annoying to know that chocobos are from some other IP but its not fucking bagel and schmear
>>97581130I would at least puke less with a GoT or i dont know Gargoyles or Wheel of Time
>>97581130This is the permissive attitude that allowed this to happen in the first place. If LotR etc had been roundly rejected by the player base, they would have aborted UB. You get all of it or you get none of it.
>>97581354We'd get four fucking Goliaths and still end up with a land base composed of New York skylines
>>97581130>fantasy UB is fine>therefore fantasy-horror UB is fine>therefore horror UB is fine >therefore cheerleaders and cameras are fine>therefore 70s New York is fine>therefore modern New York is fineFirst step of the slippery slope
>>97581751>fantasy UB is fineSome are, generally they’re okay but some don’t fit. For example if we started getting the vending machine isekai or adventure time they’re clearly jokes/memes so would be retarded. Tmnt is even worse than both!>therefore fantasy-horror UB is fineYes, we’ve had Innistrad. Love it or hate it the plane is mtg.>therefore horror UB is fineNo, without the fantasy part it’s no longer a good fit. Unfortunately the walking dead secret lair did well so here we are.>therefore cheerleaders and cameras are fineWhat? No. This is based on something already a step too far. He was saying the fantasy part is what’s needed you moron.>therefore 70s New York is Even assuming the last one was okay which it absolutely isn’t this is a big step.>therefore 70s New York is fineNo it’s not. Your entire post is ludicrous. The fact WoTC seems to agree with this retarded UB idea is appalling.You can be okay with Final Fantasy, Avatar etc but not the Walking Dead. That is a perfectly fine place to draw the line. They’ve power crept the fucking shit out of TMNT to sell cards but they can’t do that forever and I fucking pray it still flops hard. Rip in peace magic if it succeeds. We will be buried in even more slop and they’ll probably shoot the mtg universes in the head. Given how every mtg character is now a nigger or a faggot they already have in many ways.
>>97581751None of it is fine in the first place but with how the IP is managed where its own universe barely even matters to players, I would've at least wished they stuck with fantasy-adjacent IP to collaborate with.
>>97581751I feel a lot of these things make more sense as Commander precons meant to be played together, since that's basically treated like a customizable board game. Pic related.Doctor Who was a Planechase set with cards that relied on playing against the other decks.
I want to draw some custom Urza's Saga Construct tokens but I don't like the aesthetic of the actual ones or any of the other custom ones I've seen.What would look good yet still be immediately recognizable as a 'Construct'?Anything in art history? would rather not go sci-fi
>>97581790>Yes, we’ve had Innistrad.NTA but exactly, death to theme park IP-with-the-serial-numbers-filed-off slop like Twilightstrad. Just because it's "old" to newfags doesn't make it acceptable.
>>97581846There are a number of websites and databases dedicated to various types of classical artwork. I stumbled across a Russian website from the early 2000s containing a huge number of 70s-90s fantasy works, both Magic, DND and otherwise and used them to make some tokens of my own which I had printed.https://lcrazzy dot narod dot ru/fantasy.htmYou can also use the traditional_media tag on your choice of booru, or check artstation or pixiv. Most of those are dominated by digital art though.For a more concrete suggestion maybe a stone statue of some kind, but not a realistic sculpture
Sealed feels so fucking ass to play. The decks are retarded garbage and you can easily end up going through the first 2-3 turns playing nothing but lands.
>>97581751>>therefore cheerleaders and cameras are fineWe've had actual acrobats. This girl could have been a Rakdos performer who walked through the wrong door, parkouring to keep one step ahead of monsters, in white mana because she had one of those "I swear if you let me survive this I'll be a better person!" moment
>>97581938>going through the first 2-3 turns playing nothing but landsEat your vegetables. Draft 1-drops
>>97581984>Draftsealed
>>97581130UB should’ve stayed silver-bordered. A fun little novelty rather than the main sets of the game.
This set is going to be a disaster. I play at one of the biggest stores at the DFW area, and they're generally almost sold out of prerelease spots at this point. They have 5 prereleases with 100 slots each. The most preordered slot has 35 reservations. The least preordered one has 7. T
>the whole FNM tournament scene is fake>/mtg/ doesn't even care
>>97582137>>/mtg/ doesn't even caresanctioned play has always been for faggotsyes even when the game was good
I think UB is going to crater pretty hard if they don't do more weebshit like Final Fantasy or weeb adjacent shit like Avatar. I haven't heard anybody outside of the reddit echo chamber say anything positive about TMNT, Marvel or Star Trek.
Maro is a man with no principles, no talent, and no dick. A corporate pig happy to shit down the trough to the other pigs for some extra slop. Both a slave and a slave master. What a pathetic little man.
They didn't even use the hot, and iconic, April design
>>97582156What is both thematically appropriate, already open to crossovers, and also of a high enough quality? For example, Rising of the Shield Hero fulfills the first two of those.
>>97582195Please clap for the Nier Automata UB
>>97581790We literally had >magic, but the pyramids! >magic, but it’s Athens!>magic, but it’s Mexico! >magic, but it’s India! >magic, but it’s the American west! >magic, but it’s Tokyo! If you give a fuck about skyscrapers and NYC after all this I don’t know what to tell you.Everyone wants to whine that it feels like Fortnite, but the elephant in the room is most everyone loves super smash brothers. Crossovers are successful and the writers stopped giving a shit sometime before innistrad.It’s all so tiresome.
>>97582223True. I still play magic but moved onto sorcery to play a more authentic fantasy game. Both have their place now
This will get infiniete anime picture proxies
>>97582248Why?
>>97582271The name
Wassup my negator
>>97582282oh she's so sassy
>>97582273Was it Nikke or Girls Frontline where the players were angry that one of the waifus cucked them by stepping on a dude that wasn't their player avatar?
>>97582307Brown Dust 2
Why couldn't this just be a beast?
>>97581117Making the BLUE twink planeswalker as edgy was a mistake...
>>97582248Needs to be more subtle.
>>97582350Wasn't this the same set that cut Viashino?
>>97582223Yes but those were still fantasy or fantasy adjacent. Except new Kamigawa that was just pure fucking shit. I’ll take hats magic over literally Slough UK any day of the week.
>>97582382Or wherever the fuck the American office was.
>>97581751>therefore 70s New York is fine1920s New York, thank you.
better or worse to play with than double face?
>>97582429>tap the mountain range>it turns into an instant on the battlefield and is put into the graveyard
How's Lorwyn Eclipsed for drafting? Haven't played draft since I think Khans block but I love Lorwyn so was thinking about giving it a go. Some of the niches seem a little gimped, not a ton of good ramp for all the haymakers.
Not a single UB is fine and if you cant cope with this then you are part of the problem (aka a PIG)
>>97582651UB isn't going anywhere. The final stage of grief is acceptance.
>>97582429You can actually use this without having to buy another pack of dark coloured sleeves
>>97581893Innistrad was beloved the moment it was revealed
i hate cardboard cards, they just feel wrong in my hands is there anyone who makes plastic MTG proxies?
>>97582195warhammer?Castlevania?Devil May Cry maybe
>>97582195Redo the Healer
>>97582820I mean 40k got one I can see Fantasy getting one or a revisit to 40k as a full set. Castlevania... Hm. It could definitely support a smaller set. I don't think it has enough for a full set because the issue with Castlevania is it retreads a lot of the same ground every game with a couple exceptions.DMC feels too narrow in scope to support more than a smaller set or a Secret Lair.
>>97582195wonder if a 2000AD or just Judge Dredd set could work Dredd is so kitchen sink, you can add anything from Demons, aliens, trans dimenshinal gods, superheroes, Fat Poeple the list goes on
>>97582856Dredd is weird because it's a known IP but people know literally nothing about it except for Dredd himself.
>>97581938Lorwyn Eclipsed limited is super synergy and tribal focused. I've noticed that in sealed it's hard to properly tech into any particular tribe/strategy, so the games end up being grindy slogfests where breaking through and winning through card advantage are both very difficult.Draft is much better, and I'm glad they tried something different this time rather than the constant "ten two colors pairs and signpost uncommons for the obvious limited archetypes". I hope this foray into something new means we get more l=novel limited environments in the future.
>>97582861Couldn't you say the same for Spider-Man or TNMT though?
>>97582869People know the core cast of those at least, and the main villains and whatnot. Nobody knows ANYTHING about Dredd except Dredd.
>>97582864Tribal sets are fundamentally pretty bad for Limited; it's just nice to be back in Lorwyn.does prove that 5-deck formats where only like 3.5 of the decks are good can work as long as the gameplay is strong enough though. Strixhaven was a great example of that. Super underrated limited environment.
>>97581032This will not end until everyone who buys UB slop is lynched.
>>97582856>wonder if a 2000AD or just Judge Dredd set could workNo. Too small. Plus, literally anything that isn't fantasy genre should be banned just for not being fantasy.You need a HUGE world to actually function as a Magic set and not look stupid. LotR barely, just barely made it. Final Fantasy worked because that was literally like 30 massive games squeezed into one set. Dredd, if it wasn't banned for being scifi, could be a commander deck at best. A single one.
>>97582978what is with you kkkfags and hating everything? can you conform over there?
I am so exited to play my new commander!
>>97583001If you don't hate UB you are the enemy of all good people. It's that simple.
Turtles will bomb just like Spiderman bombed.WotC is already going to walk back this Superhero crap, these sets were already in the works unfortunately.
>>97583028we can only hope
>>97582689Refuse to play with anyone who uses UB cards and they will become their own shitty ghetto.
can I get some rules of thumb for lorwyn draft? ATLA was piss easy, just hunt white and fliers and win
>>97583028TMNT will do fine. It won't do Avatar-levels, but it'll do respectably well enough. It seems better-made than SPM was at least.
Come home white man MTG will never return to what you remember it to be.
>>97583035no need to hope. WotC/Hasbro pays attention to their bottom line.the fantasy sets being massive successes while the superhero sets bomb worse than anything sends a clear message right where it hurts them most.it was dumb greed to queue up so many of these so far in advance. I expect fewer UB sets in general going forward but they're stuck following through with what they've announced 1-2 years ago.>>97583053find which lane is open for one of the few good tribes asap and just take all the good creatures of that type (hope it's Elves). chillest set to draft ever.
>>97583053elves > fishguys >>>>>>> everything else
>>97582195The Legend of Zelda
>>97582429That's ugly as shit and visually confusing, but I think I'd still rather play with that than DFC's just because constantly pulling them out of sleeves and putting them in makes me nervous that I'm damaging the card.
>>97583063i dont have a local scene. well, i do have a local scene actually, its just that the 2 lgs's refuse to cater to them and make free money and everyone has to carpool an hour away for events. if they sold it here though i wouldnt have a second thought, i was thinking about it last night when i found out it has cards named crusade and jihad to spite wotc
>>97583053The vivid deck is fun to draft and everybody's so obsessed with elves and kithkin that you can usually get everything you need
>>97583063Too late. Old border cube is where I make my stand.
Which plane is the comfy one? It's Kaladesh, right?
I WANT THIS SO BADhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/336438718126
>>9758322I'd buy the shit out of Slivers where you could swap their parts or upgrade them
how would you implement positional mechanics into MTG?
>>97583246You don't.
>>97583246
>>97583246add entirely set mechanics with its own rules that force players to keep track of board states not usually required and with unique and niche interactions? sounds horrible(space beleren)
>>97583260heh
>>97583261>the new mechanic is forcing me to consider things I didn't need to consider previously and I don't like it!...what exactly do you think new mechanics should do?
>>97583293Things like Day/Night and Dungeons are objectively shit
>>97583307>Modern JOTC has shit the bed every single time they try to add a new mechanic, this means it is impossible to add a good new mechanic into the game!
>>97583319It's impossible for modern WotC to add good new mechanics to the game, yes
>>97583331I didn't ask "how would [JOTC] implement positional mechanics into MTG?"
>>97583331on that we agree
>>97583368Theros Beyond Death was supposed to have Stygian a mechanic that would divide the field.
>>97583246I want to mention I've always thought this was a cool design space and I like it when other games do it. I personally call it "adjacency matters".How would I implement it in Magic? I would implement it in Magic Arena, and not really give a heck about how it impacts paper play. Maybe have it as an Alchemy mechanic.
>>97581032>TQThe problem is they keep printing way too many enablers at one or two mana that give you tons of payoffs just for casting "noncreature spells." It's like they saw how beloved prowess was in testing and in the community and just assumed it was a good compromise between people that wanna play storm and people that wanna play a fun Magic game.The solutions are to either make more taxing effects or to give people more enablers that get stronger or cheaper for playing more creatures. Only two creatures for the latter exist in standard at two mana, one is Jackal which sees a little bit of play but not a ton since it's so restrictive and the other was a summon that didn't see much play outside Final Fantasy standard. Technically, the correct decision is to stop printing cards that are either wannabe Kiln Fiends, wannabe Goblin Electromancers or wannabe Bedlam Reveler, but WotC don't seem like they'll budge on that.>>97581938I've found the set to be really fun if you don't focus too much on the obvious tribal synergies. It's too bad the tribal synergies at their best are so much stronger than the non-tribal archetypes.
>>97583246all positional mechanics can be translated into grouping mechanics
>puzzle status: flourishingthank you based jotc, glory to greater israel
>>97582137>/mtg/ doesn't even careWhy would I?a) Already knew about it. It was patently obvious. I don't have to wait for my enemies to reveal info about themselves to know what they're up to.b) The game is total shit and nothing that happens within it matters, except if it's worthy of being laughed at.
>>97582359>I instantly recognize those silhouettes.Very kino.
>>97582137I've been playing magic since 2017, I've never played a single paper game, I started on arena then I moved to MTGO, I don't even know what a FNM is
>>97582137This just in, jews lie, more at noon
>>97582402new capenna is probably the worst original plane they've ever done, closely followed by thunder junction
>>97583038nobody plays 60 card anyway and the hogs vastly outnumber the humans in cuckmander
>>97583477Look at how diverse that is ! Perfect balance!
>>97582137All of WotC's numbers are bullshit. Everything that isn't outright faked is based on laughably bad data. Fucking cold call telephone polls in 202X, fucking lmao.
It so weird how at least where I live I see product quickly being bought up but not many people showing up to actually playLike MtG the product is supercharged but MtG the game is dead
>>97583659No, the game has been in a death spiral for about 6-7 years, scalpers are the only ones buying product.
>>97583659scalpers, all physical card games are infested with scalpers. wotc has no incentive to stop them because scalpers existing guarantees that all product will sellnobody will use it because people aren't going to pay 2-3x msrp to play with obvious slop, but wotc doesn't care about that
>Modern is so fucked up that Burn is 0.3% of the meta
>>97583698Soul Sisters is Tier 0, how is Burn supposed to function in that meta?
Wheres my 2014 Toyota Corolla card Wizards?
>>97583432The other part is blue is obligatory for every deck now because creatures come down turn 3 that will win the game if they resolve
>>97583733I'd prefer a Mitsubishi Pajero
>>97583698the goggles, they do nothing
>>97583698the obvious solution is to unban oko
>>97583733At this point i see a "Whopper" card ridiculously close.
>>97583432>The problem is WotC keeps printing overloaded creatures for prowess>So therefore they need to start printing overloaded creatures for all-creature decksThis is unironically how we get Hearthstone where spot removal becomes so bad that all the "removal" is a creature that fights on EtB and has other effects on top of that.
>>97583894>Magic has gotten so big, right?It is CONSIDERABLY smaller than it was in the 90s and 2000s. Back during MTG's golden age it was a legitimate juggernaut and cornerstone a cornerstone of gaming culture. Nowadays it's just that cringe game content creators play to bait parasocial donations.
>>97583659Where I live they get 8-16 people for sealed every Friday and about 8-12 people for standard that same Friday. They also usually sell out prelease 3 or 4 times at 100+ seats per prerelease. It's not as dead as made out to be in these threads.
>>97583777>every single card in this picture is now unplayable in Modern Horizons block constructed
>>97583894>magic is bigger than ever!>oh no 1v1/60 card is totally dead>BUT>everyone plays cuckmander don't you love the wacky hijinks of cuckmander?
>>97583931bolt and bauble are still goodI wish I didn't sold my baubles on mtgo when they spiked, I would be playing a lot of kappa affinity right now
>>97581939100% that should've been the approach: random creatures and characters from all over having to survive. The whole 80s people thing was just bad Stranger Things pandering
>>97583913That sounds more like it managed to dominate the world of little kid you, but now that you're somewhat adult your horizons have widened a fair bit.
>>97583931>Tarmogoyf is now a $5 cardLmao.
>>97584003>bought it at the peak price>quit magic after Oko>come back>Tarmos worth 1% of what i paid for them/biz/ness is /biz/ness
>>97583894>You want to play magic this weekend?>No, let's play commander.Fixed
>>97584033Cope.
>>97583894>Cummander>MagicWhen will faggots like this blue-haired maggot learn the difference? Also Big? Maybe in Nebraska
>>97582195Naruto would work perfectly. I don’t know if there’s already a Naruto card game or if the author would even want to do it, though.
Next year >legends of mercadia >modern horizons 3>x-men mini set >kaldheim 2>elden ring >muraganda>ikoria / kamigawa set >Ikoria/kamigawa set will feature more Japanese Godzilla cards. Most ikoria mechanics will not return except for in commander products . (Company wants set to be marketable after it sold well but was too complicated) . >Climax is valgavoth teaming up with Nicol bolas.>set mechanics include more spacecrafts, vehicles, huge creatures and planeswalkers. Lots of proliferate abilities >gundam secret lair with amaro and char mechanically unique cards >gundam wing secret lair (only mecha) >american “monsterverse” secret lair >muraganda’s focus is making vanilla creatures useful for commander. Also artifacts, landfall, shrines and a new land super-type >re-sparked planeswalker characters are looking for a lost artifact to stop valgavoth lead by quintorous >Elden ring is expected to be their best selling set of all time (there will be dark souls and duskbloods secret lair, no bloodborne) >I don’t have much more info on this set because it is very much under wraps with a lot of outsourcing >kaldheim 2 story is set to be fighting duskmourn, to elaborate on the “heavy metal” image of the plane. >Game of thrones secret lair around this time, as well as a slayer (band) secret lair >x-men set is expected to do poorly after spiderman reception, there’s still time to shelf it but it is still expected to be printed >modern horizons 3 will have atogs, legendary snow lands, innistrad characters and beebles. The focus is making old mechanics more useful >legends of mercadia is a typal focused set with goblins, merfolk, mercenaries, beasts and horrors. >some secret lairs next year will include seperate alien and predator drops, another Warhammer 40k drop, another Warhammer fantasy drop, a final fantasy drop, a chrono trigger drop, an akira toriyama + dragonball drop, a Guillermo del Toro drop and a Wendy’s drop (yes really)
>>97584062Again, more cope.
>>97584093>>modern horizons 3nigga...
>>97584093>muraganda’s focus is making vanilla creatures useful for commander.this is so fucking stupid I expect it to be real
>>97584089Once you whore out to anime franchises, there is no going back.
>>97584089>Naruto would work perfectly>no more tarmogoyf, just Naruto tribal nowFuck off.
>>97584093How would you do a "vanilla matters" set anyways?
>>97584093>modern horizons 3>legends of mercadia>only two UB setslol
>>97584124They’ve already done that with Final Fantasy and Avatar, so I don’t see what your point is.
>>97584093Field too long >mercadian 2>wizards knows the online community is getting fed up, so they’re trying to see if a set with a more intricate, higher power level set will bring back good will >around this time the will say secret lairs are turning to “print to demand” >set is used to push the story forward with valgavoth trying to free bolas to do his bidding >a lot of spokespeople for magic will make videos around this time apologizing to bring back good will, hoping the story beats and classic plans will improve goodwill for the company >there will be a legend of Zelda:majora’s mask secret lair (wizards wanted the rights to a whole set but Nintendo only wants to dip its toes in to test the waters first)
>>97584093
>>97584127>Enchantment - if creature has no abilities or keywords, add keywords and abilities Lol. Lmao.
playpremodern
>>97584127Textbox exchanges and effects that dodge/buff vanilla creatures
>>97584136You'll understand once the spics hordes come for the Dragonball set
>>97584126Naruto is literally Kamigawa with less technology. It’s more Magic than half the Magic sets now.
>>97584141That’s all I’ve got guys. I can’t say much else without fucking over my job
If you think things are dire now, imagine when wotc will decide to print mini sets between expansions to "shake up the meta"
>>97584157Zero chance of it happening, Bandai is a major competitor to WotC
>>97583246"World Enchantment.Stance — When ~ enters player may choose to play with their lands in front of their creatures. If they do, their creatures cannot attack or block if they started their turn this way and all their permanent spells have convoke. Each player may change their stance as a Sorcery and only once in a turn."Long winded explanation, but I think it's easy to see in the board state.
>>97584165Hints at what other UB horrors are on the horizon?
>>97584093Huh?Modern Horizons 3 was released in June 14, 2024.
>>97584172Money money money
>>97584181Anon is talking the piss with super duper sikreet leeks
>>97584178Scary clowns, ack ack ack, Japanese superhero, finish him, robots at school, computer dinosaurs, anime food, hot topic alien and robot
>>97584181It was an honest mistake sorry guys. It IS modern horizons 4
>>97584093My rabbi works at WotC
>>97584181no no that didnt countthis time they will release it for real
How long can MTG endure SEVEN sets per year until Wotc will be forced to ban somthing every week?
>>97584160That's right boys. We're going back to CLASSIC magic with our guy Naruto. Goblin guide? Gay af. Naruto? New hotness.
>>97584093I hate that this all feels extremely real. Even the modern horizons fuck up while knowing the story is way too demoralizing
>>97583002>shadman
>>97584093>>97584141
>>97583923Name the LGS, anon. Surely we can ascertain that statement by checking the LGS' social media, since it's so successful and all.
>>97584212A HUMAN? In MY card game? Unthinkable.
>>97583246it's called being tapped or untapped
>>97584181Modern Horizons 3 2
>>97584181>>97584204Real Modern Horizons has never been tried
I reinstalled Arena for God knows what reason.And instead of crafting some degen red deck i decided to check "Starter Deck Duel"I have to say, this is Peak magic, nothing tops this degen kitchen deck?Any of you guys remember your first deck?Mine was UW something Islandwalk with Vizzerdrix and Irridescent angel.
>>97584181what we got was the redacted version of modern horizons 3, they'll release the full version this time around
Forgot my pick, just look at this pile its perfect
>>97584229I too, love Naruto. He's literally me. Heckin' badass, never gives up and always gets stronger. I'm a nice guy but when I see red, nobody can stop me.
>>97584228Common Ground Games in Dallas.
>>97584168>imagine when wotc will decide to print mini sets between expansions to "shake up the meta"hello newfriend
>>97584141>wizards doing an apology years later and its scheduled at the same time as Zelda, so their apology makes them money and looks good to investors Jesus Christ it’s real
>>97584241My original decks were just variations with stuff I found from packs of the old "starter" or "tournament" decks whatever they were called, though the deck I liked the most was my arch-bound artifact deck, just shitting out artifacts that moved their counters on other artifacts, it wasn't anything as advanced as hardened scales obviously.
>>97584258Dang anon, you sound just like Chandra.
>>97584241mine was tree of perdition with diminish and pingers like cryptolith fragment or pulse trackerI also ran undying evil all the way back then
>>97584141>around this time the will say secret lairs are turning to “print to demand”I believed you up until this point. Print to demand is a retarded idea. It takes 6 months and causes enormous issues with orders. I am excited for the secret lairs you mentioned even the Wendy's one. Go ahead and oink idgaf I want my sloppa
cowabunga
>>97584113>>97584127The idea is to make high power level effects for vanilla creatures in only single colors. There was a commander tested named ruxa that did something similar. Some creatures will have abilities but be considered vanilla (think devoid)There was a lot of fighting in-house about it because many people think a product with vanilla cards would not sell, so they’ll all have a unique art frame too. Maro himself actually really fought for this set.>>97584308Investors are fighting against the FOMO strategy because the way they’re doing secret lairs leaves too much unsold product, wizards has thrown countless drops into landfills and they’re not selling as well as you might think (bad choices of cards, monster hunter debacle, etc). In some cases there was a net loss. Ghostbusters and avatar were particularly bad looking They want to please investors so they’re going back. However the print to demand cycle will likely only last half a day this time.
They should make an Aqua Teen set.
>>97584286Planeswalkers were always gay. But got extra gay as they progressed.
>>97584191>it return to derry >mars attacks >ultraman?? Maybe? >mortal kombat >don’t know >don’t know >dungeon meshi >invader zim What are the others?
Hear me out, Bleach X Teletubbies.
>>97584338Just like you. You really are the real life Chandra.
>>97584348Robots at school has to be evangelion or medarot
>>97584191GOP partyTrans lifes matterChainsawmanAngela WhiteidkTurokRamenAlien vs Robocop
Im making a trip to tcg player, anyone want anything.
>>97584333>Investors are fighting against the FOMO strategy because the way they’re doing secret lairs leaves too much unsold productI'm not convinced but the avatar SLD was up for ages unsold. A lot of it looked like shit desu. Time will tell. I'll bite. Are they going to do anything involving Adventure time?
>>97584348Superhero one is probably My Hero. Computer Dinosaurs is probably just Transformers again
>>97584370I'm Maro's life partner.
>>97584379Ya can you get me some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
>>97584379I’ll take a big titty alter of The Wandering Emperor and an Eleah Norn fleshlight. Thanks, anon.
>>97584381I don’t know about that one particularly, as Warner brothers is in some rocky waters at the moment. The WB godzilla stuff is happening because they mostly handle the distribution and not the character rights.
>>97584263Dallas, Nebraska?
>>97584425Dallas, Oregon
Oregon, Ohio.
>>97584425Dallas, Salad.
>>97584444
Will the Power Rangers in Space be in this set
>>97584482No, they’re the bonus sheet in the Star Trek set.
>>97584403did that anon ever deliver?
>>97584263>LGBTQIA+ meeting up every monthOk, I believe the LGS filled the seats with all the trannies. Good for you.
>>97584509Every game store that you go to is going to have queers and trannies. Magic. Dungeons and Dragons, Pokemon and all the hobbies you used to enjoy when you were younger are now full of them.
>>97584521The autist nerd to tranny pipeline psyop is real.
Is it even possible to think of a more boring mechanic than Alliance?
>>97584555Megamorph
Magic has no aura.
>>97584568It actually has hundreds of them.
>>97584555anything universes within
>>97584579>hundredsDozens, at least.
>>97584568
>>97584579>>97584593
>>97582282>NiggateLmao JOTC
>>97584611Negate.
>>97584620Ayo whyboi dat spell don’t do nuffin now furreal sheeeeiitt
So why aren't you playing premodern yet? Even the prof made a video on it now.inb4 cards are too expensive
>>97584647What's the point of that when i can just play clasisc modern GBx vs Twin matches?
>>97584647Because it’s not a supported format and nobody is actually running events for it.
So why aren't you playing pauper yet? Even the prof made a video on it now.inb4 cards are too expensive
>>97584647I sold all my paper cards shortly after ZEN. Not played since.
>>97584647Because everyone who could play those sets already did and are now settled down with families and don’t play anymore, or are the sweatiest whales who travel the US to RC’s to play it like a dying junkie refusing to accept that 2003 is over. Wiser players have already retreated to their cubes.
>>97583761Yeah, like I said probably last thread, we might end up at a point where we either need nonblue counter spells or powercrept/nonblack hand attack (not better Thoughtseize, but more Despise + draw a card). The fact that Intimidation Tactics sees main board play outside bo1 suggests that might be where the game goes.>>97583811That's probably true, and of course the correct decision is to have neither, but we know WotC won't do that.
>>97584521We don't have any here
>>97584647the playpatterns look miserable
>>97584647Fuck off you goddamn fucking shill
>>97584702Bring back Thoughtseize and Mana Tithe
>>97584453Pwetty
>>97584731Your mom’s basement doesn’t count as a game store, anon.
>>97584773Ok tranny
>>97584756
>>97584768honestly could fit right in any MtG set
>>97584795We know exactly what it means and you are one.Gaslighting doesn't work anymore, shill.
>>97584807You don't, you really really don't.
Would you hate TMNT less if there had been actual effort put into it and it wasn't just a cheap cash grab?
>>97584821>Gaslighting doesn't work anymore, shill.Read the words.
>>97584823No. Inherently having Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in mtg is gay as fuck. Really same with all this shit.
>>97584824Stop gaslighting and open a dictionary.
>>97584845>Stop gaslighting and open a dictionary.>A person paid to endorse a product favourably, while pretending to be impartial.Yes. That is (you) anon.
I'm showing some custom cards to others and I'm finding that this card is a huge litmus test for revealing people that only play Commander/Arena because they don't realize it makes itself immediately fall off.
>>97584823Not really. Magic should be about Magic characters and Magic settings. Final Fantasy and Avatar were both great limited environments, but that doesn't change that they should have been about Magic characters instead of other IPs.
>>97584873>I'm showing some custom cards to others and I'm finding that this card is a huge litmus test for revealing people that only play Commander/Arena because they don't realize it makes itself immediately fall off.>"I made something retarded and some people think I'm retarded for making it."That's just you being retarded, anon.
>>97584856>while pretending to be impartialAre you fucking stupid then? I play Premodern. I like premodern. I am not impartial. I want more people to play premodern.
>>97584903Whatever you say, shill.
>>97584882>Put one silly card in the batch after making a bunch of serious cards>"Anon you're retarded."You have no joy in your life. Although I can understand this perspective because Mark Rosewater's idea of a silly card is rotating Legacy with a mechanic nobody asked for.
>>97584647Cards are too old-man for me. I started playing this game in 2015. I don't have nostalgia for the pre-modern card pool. I'd rather play a different TCG then play grandpa-Magic.
>>97584926>one silly cardShit card, anon.SHIT.
>>97584647having a pool of cards that never changes and never has anything added to it is dumb and leads to stagnant gameplay
>>97584952If the baseline game is fun there's no need for unnecessary change.
>>97584873You can use this to wash away harmful auras. Kinda cool
>>97584882Fun things are fun, anon. Chill.
>>97584952Tell that to the boomers playing Poker
>>97584994Hello son, what is it you wanted to tell me?
>>97584994In time you'll realize why that sentence is fucking retarded. It may take a while, but you'll get there.
>>97584042>>97584103PIGGY OINK OOOOOOOOOOOINK
>>97585013Concession accepted!
>>97584647I have my EDH old bordered cube with over 6000+ cards.
Hearts > EDHIf you want to socialize in a square. Don't make me read, or wait through combos.
>>97585043This is porn, isn't it?
>>97585067>This is porn, isn't it?Image moments before Relentless Foot Assault
MTG got a lot more enjoyable after I admitted to myself that I don't care about keeping an eye on the meta and I really just like looking at pretty pictures.What's your favorite set for art direction?
>>97585077>What's your favorite set for art direction?Prophecy.
>>97582195Dead by Daylight
>>97585082>High enough qualityMore like quality low enough to equal MtG
>>97585077Morningntide
>>97585067Just the red head wotc sacrificed to the gods of ugliness. Notice how no one has asked for any boob edits of turtle cards?
>>97584952This. Board games SUCK
>>97582248Just have to bring up just how fucking overwhelmingly power crept this thing is.
how can we stop EDH from swallowing Magic?
>>97585178The designers would need to develop integrity.
>>97585178Too late. It’s already stage 2 of Funkofication of Magic
>>97585178Stop making EDH decks for every set, stop printing 50 legendary creatures per set, stop printing cards designed for EDH into standard sets. Bring back rewards programs for playing in limited/standard events. There's tons of ways to do it, Wizards just doesn't care because Commander players are the ones that buy up all of their slop.
>>97585167Skrelv's hive didn't really see play when it was legal. I don't think haste is stronger than toxic.
>>97583894He's honestly so right about it being nerd golf in that grown men obsess over being competitive over it when they will never achieve anything with it, and having friendly casual matches as well as sweaty competitive games with regular opponents that go where you go
>>97585178follow the steps of the premodern folks, make your own format and support it as best as you can
>>97585178Premodern is the last bastion of true MTG. Nothing in this game remains without the stain of casuals and EDH. NOTHING.
>>97585178stop printing so many fucking legends, 10 total legends MAXIMUM for each setstop making commander precons every setstop printing cards that refer to "each opponent" and scale with multiple opponents
>>97585252Thats a problem with UB not edh> b..but edh IS ub!!Not anymore chud
>>97585178by killing all the commander hogs. they buy anything and everything put in their trough, so wotc is encouraged to cater to them to the exclusion of everyone else because nobody else wastes as much money on magic as the commander hogs>I NEED my heckin wholesome chungus secret lair alternate art for 500 bucks to show off to my pod!
>>97584647I'm trying, but you fags refuse to rate my deck!
>>97585178Premodern.Unironically.
>>97585281Merfolk lists are just meme decks. You're wasting your time with a tier-3 deck, dude. What's the point?
>>97582248I really wish they had given this a more generic name so it could get UW reprints, it's a pretty fun design.
Why did they make Premodern end at sets released in 2003 instead of just making the card pool stop before Universes Beyond
>>97582350Because it isn't wacky enough.BTW we don't need cephalids Magic races don't matter :)
>>97585252Where will be the count by the end of 2026 I wonder LMAO.
>>97585281it's shit
>>97585288Its not merfolk tho
>>97583246Ok, I have no idea of what I am doing, but its an interesting design space.>>97584873Elegant design.
>>97584873I think if a friend was "testing" me, I'd stop talking to that friend.
>>97585178You're a decade too late
>>97585319How does that deck even win?
>>97585252>stop making commander precons every setwe just had a two set break for them I think the better change would be printing them separately from set releases at a fixed interval
>>97585322So if I'm understanding your intent with "stance," everyone chooses whether to enter the offered "stance" when the card enters, and again as a sorcery on their turn, or exit said stance? Essentially opt-in Enchant Worlds. Can a player hold multiple "stances," for example in the situation that it ceases to be a World Enchantment and both of these permanents are on the battlefield at the same time?>>97585342That's weird.
>>97585431Yes you understnd right. The exit is not explained properly but exiting a stance should revert all changes (there's no room in the card). I made them world enchantments so there could be only one active optional stance at a time. There's no way to freely design stances and avoid clashing with each other.
>>97585281I think your deck is pretty cool anon. I am not sure how good it is though, because I have never played premodern on accounts of my social circle not containing any brazilians.
>>97585281Your creatures etb effects aren't strong enough. You'll be raped by goblins, Madness or even moneyball black and your late game sucks.My suggestions:+4 lands+4 Accumulated Knowledge+4 Vodalian Merchant+4 Curfew+2 Chain of Vapor+2 Memory Lapse+2 Waterspout Elemental+1 Stormscape Battlemage+1 Phyrexian Furnace+1 Scrivener+ Mind Games+1 Clone+1 Black Vise-4 Floddgate (just a shit card)-4 Stern Proctor-4 Shrieking Drake-2 Impulse-1 Merchant of Secrets-1 Deep Anaysis-3 Man-o-War-3 Tangle Wire
Presenting your new Pauper staple. Say something nice about him
I need this updated, where's the anon.
>>97585762-1 spooderman + 1 leonardo in my WW deck
>>97585762I wont play this card in my WW deck the same way I refuse to play Skyward Spooder in my W Heroics deck.
>>97585762Kind of nutty honestlyIve been cooking an Azorius birbs deck with some help from a frenMoon circuit hacker, spiderman, Leo, things with flyingYup its azorius aggro
>>97585178Stop? It already has. But the real answer is to print cheap but good precons for 60 card formats
>>97585873>cheap but good precons
>>97585899And that's why Commander will continue to be the premier format for Magic. Because it get precons that are actually fun to play and upgrade
>>97583894There's all this positivity but there's also completely valid negativity.
>>97583894Why faggots like this one are the face of this community? This game is fucking doomed considering the opinions that matter come from this kind of subhumans.
>>97585833They outsoruced card design to China?
>>97585952Same reason why every mtg eCeleb is balding fat funkopop collecting giant child.Lets fucking admit it, you are SUPPOSED TO GROW out of MTG. What we are doing is not normal.Considering how hard wotc shits in my mouth, i am looking at woodworking
>>97584093>>Climax is valgavoth teaming up with Nicol bolas.This is where I don't believe you. As if they'll supplant their newest villain with Nicol.
>>97585873Precons can't be cheap and good while Wizards does not have official MSRPs. You even see this with high-value Commander precons, they can surge to $60-80 while the others in its set might stay at $40. It doesn't help that there are zero provisions against stores opening their own product, so if a massive print wave of a precon with good, high-value reprints is made, over half of the wave could be cracked and split into singles before even touching an LGS shelf.
>>97586038YesBut powercreep says no
>>97584153That would make it stop being vanilla.It should be written as;Lifelink Enchantment: Whenever a creature with no abilities deal damage gain that much life.This also stacks.
>>97586038Can you stop shilling his youtube channel? He is literally on wotc payroll
>>97586038Honestly if he really hates the set he shouldnt release any video about it, but we all know he needs that engagement. One of the reasons why being a content creator for a niche as a living is a terrible idea
>>97584141>wizards knows the online community is getting fed up, so they’re trying to see if a set with a more intricate, higher power level set will bring back good willPeople are begging for weaker sets.>set is used to push the story forward with valgavoth trying to free bolas to do his biddingNicol is already free as of Tarkir Dragonstorm.
>>97586056>Honestly if he really hates the set he shouldnt release any video about it, but we all know he needs that engagement. One of the reasons why being a content creator for a niche as a living is a terrible ideaNo matter how hard and/or boring my job is i still consider myself lucky compared to small niche channels.
>>97586056He does this for a living. He has to.
Remember when guns were verbotten?
>>97586041If it's so desirable, they can just...print more.
>>97584555Support
>>97584647I'm not Brazilian.
>>97586096>LIGMAgicLol
>>97586076That's UB. UB is allowed.
>>97586096flavor text is appropriate, which i assume is intentional
>>97586096Ok? How does it stop you from playing Premodern?
At the very least TMNT will be another warning sign for scalpers to fuck off. When Mahvel flops it will most likely be the final nail to both scalpers and JotC trying to make all these terrible Universes Beyond ideas happen. A necessary evil given their stubborness.
>>97585959Because the chinese eat wild animals? That is racist and sexist.
>>97584647I have a deck still deciding on sideboard then I just need a place to actually play it lol
>>97583477What am I supposed to be looking at anon I haven't touched Legacy in a few months
>>97586089Why don't they do the same for Commander?
>>97586089They don't have their own printing facilities they contract from other facilities. In order to print more Final Fantasy cards they had to cut printing time from other sets.
More chaff
>>97585762This card is absolutely disgusting in White Weenie. A single bird token from Screech going through means a potential 5+ damage burst for 1 mana, and its only downside is its legendary. I still wont run it out of principle but holy shit
>>97586076Girl(boy) boss can do all. Wasn't this the set made with the trans from elder scrolls?
What is the fucking difference between sneak and ninjutsu?
>>97586313
>>97586344read them
>>97586363No. Explain it to me.
>>97586363>its actually absolutely same concept>except one is Ability and Other is castwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaowso much creativity
>>97586344Sneak is an alternate cost, can go noncreatures, and can be cast from the command zone.Ninjutsu is an ability so it isn't cast, can't go on noncreatures, can only be cast from hand, and can be cast cast after dealing first strike damage.
More food typal support.
>>97586344Ninjutsu:>Can be used after the declare blocker step until the end of combat step>(can be used to return a creature with first strike to hand and have the ninja do normal damage)>only for creaturesSneak:>only usable during the declare blockers step, after your opponent assign blockers>can be on non creature spells
>>97586173>What am I supposed to be looking atafter daybreak took over MTGO we used to get data about every single decklist in a challenge (so like 40+ lists on average)that was considered too much data by wotc so they forced daybreak to reduce it to only show the top32 lists last week wotc decided that was actually still too much so now we only get top8 lists for any event with less than 65 players (which is pretty much every challenge except for a few standard and modern ones)so now we really can only see the winner's metagame and nothing else, the perception of every format is gonna get extremely warped in a few weeks
>>97586378NO ITS NOT FAIR MY CUMMANDER DECK SHOULDN'T HAVE TO RUN STIFLES ONLY MY HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS COUNTERSPELL PILE THAT GOES IN EVERY DECK
>>97586380>can only be cast from handCommander ninjutsu
>>97586403That's a separate mechanic.
Seems decent
I get that the Turtles like Pizza, but do they really need to put something pizza related in 80% of the art?
>Meanwhile, on Tarkir /mtg/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcd59zMIadk
>>97586413Yes.
>>97586403why did they even make commander ninjutsu instead of just erratta-ing ninjutsu to also work form the command zoneit's what every casual wants and by the very nature of commander, would not affect real formats
New werewolf.
NGL all this pizza talk and pizza art makes me want to make pizza. Even thou i never made one, i made more complicated food before, dont have containers to make it round thou, anyone got any good recipies i can check?
>>97586349
>>97586433why does everything have reach nowi thought defensive abilities and board stalls were heckin boring and antifun
>literally every single April card is blackDidn't they say they were pulling characters from all incarnations?
>>97586434You want dough, tomato sauce, and cheese and then you pick whatever you like for condiments. Decide for yourself.
Inverted Poison-Dart Frog.
>>97582993>No. Too small.No, judge dredd has more content generally than TMNT, it's a longer running comic that also has it's own universe from ABC warriors to Nemesis the warlock but you could also throw in SHAKARA and other things.
>>97586470If they made this a 1/2 it would be the most broken dork in pauper. Being able to stonewall U aggro decks and live most of the time is insane
Why don't they get a property big enough that they don't have to print six versions of each character? Like Final Fantasy.
>>97586497>Primordial Pachyderm>Mutant Town Musiciansoh hey, things that sound like they could be in magic and don't have a mile-long text boxbut even with proxy art i still wouldn't put them in a cube since they're way above rate for what i enjoy
>>97586412>no sorcery speed clause on the divination abilityPretty good actually.
More Utrom
>>97586413The knowledge of fat people is powerful.
Oh my heckin science this feels exactly like a magic the gathering setI can already feel the urge to say ... Kamigawabunga!
>>97586566Why are "Ace Duck" and "Herman" not legendary but "Stockman" is?
More of this delicious pizza.
>>97586572the shilling is so obvious
Are there any sexy mutants in tmnt
>>97586601if there are, i imagine they'll be suspiciously absent from this crossover product
>>97586584>5 slices of avocado>on a single slice of the pizza>2 pickle chips>3 whole pickles>random hunk of shit in the middle>the rat is wearing the cheese instead of just standing next to the pizza>the cheese has no crust under it>the random hallucinated swirl near the crust in the bottom rightDEFINITELY not ai though!
TMNT has like 200 fucking mechanics and not even a single one of them is interesting.
>>97586572I refuse to believe that person actually believes that and isn’t just saying that to troll people.
>>97586608I suspect we have different taste
>>97586621Anon ... it's an entire thread of people saying that.This is the new audience for mtg
>>97586612>DEFINITELY not ai though!I mean yeah this one's pretty fucking egregious.Even if those were tiny ass baby pickles, that pizza would still be almost three feet across. If an artist was going to put a whole ass pickle and a slice of said pickle in the same image, you'd think they'd be scaled to each other.Nothing to scale. Nonsensical placements. This REALLY looks like AI shit.
>>97586497>the card is literally named zoglmaoooo
>Common legendary creaturesover status?
>>97586621>>97586627bots and/or shillsthat's the magictcg reddit which bans you for being even mildly critical of the new direction, the mods there of wotc's hands up their asses
>>97586632This is the second time his art has been called AI add him to the list.
Pachyderm is going to KILL aggro in limited.Looks like a shit format. At least it's not a full set so WotC can't pretend they tried to make a real limited environment.
>>97586648Even if it isn't AI, it's entirely possible that he's just a shit artist that sucks.In both cases, he has no business working on the most well-funded fantasy IP in the world.
>>97586636huh?
>>97586642homelands wins (loses) again!
>>97586648this "person" has only ever produced "art" for UB sets and every single one looks like ai
>>97586655It's UB art even at 3000 dollars a piece no serious artist wants to work on it so only fans and desperate artist work on it.
>>97586672
>>97586572Apparently this post was in reference to this card. Which, to be fair, is probably one of only a couple cards that looks like it could actually be from Magic.
>>97586642cast down players in shambles right now
>>97586697>pick one demon from New York set>wow if you ignore all the New York elements and the fact it takes place in New York ... it actually feels like a Magic set!Average UB apologist mindset
>>97586647Ackshually if you check the thread about TCC's video it has a thousand replies with the majority showing their disgust for the set
New food making pigeon
Is TMNT worse flavor wise than spider manI don't think it is
>>97586707If you were to just look at the art of that card you would have no way to know that it’s set in New York.
>>97586497
>>97586730I'm not disputing the card itself. I'm disputing the comments who are saying the set is not a New York set ... it literally is
>>97586727They’re both equally bad. Spider-Man had 50 spidermen and TMNT has 50 cards about the 4 turtles.
A skateboard.
>>97586724Reference to the hotdog cart in the background
>>97586727I'd say they're pretty much on par. TMNT has the edge for being shit though. Spiderman's shitty New York food was just a sprinkling. TMNT's sloppy pizza is genuinely a major theme of the set, which is atrocious.
The black pizza
>>97586751I've never seen a 2 foot anchovy before.
>we are really getting a bunch of pizza cards>there is a black bordered card with "BFF" in its titleJust put this game out of its misery.
New elf
Standard Legal New York Pizza Tribal
TNMT draft looks absolutely missarable
My LGS is still running banners for Ikoria on their website.
>>97586780Yeah the commons make this set seem like it's going to be a total fucking nightmare of a limited format.
I'll say one thing positive about this set. They actually made an attractive female, which I didn't think they were allowed to do anymore.
>>97586785>barely any removal>sneak is insane "go first advantage">common cards power level are insane (for draft)>literally every card does 10 things and has 5 abilities>pizza garbage
>>97586796>hey actually made an attractive female,Correction: They miraculously didn't fuck up an attractive female someone else made.
>>97586802Oh yeah, i forgot about Mutagen which is obviously Initiative advantage (aka go first)There are sooo many problems with nu magic
>>97586802>>97586808Another huge deal: Massive amounts of Food will spam life gain and assist slowing games to a crawl.
>>97586803She has gigantic man arms. And you can’t see his Adam’s apple. Definitely a troon.
>>97586803They did fuck up April thoughbeit
This set made me stay off pizza for maybe a month or so. I dont think even the cartoons made it so unappetizing to look at
>>97586847>They did fuck up April thoughbeitDon't remind me.I honestly would have been fine if they went with an OG comics April look. All they had to do was be true to the source material, but they couldn't even fucking do that.
>>97586858>This set made me stay off pizza for maybe a month or so. I dont think even the cartoons made it so unappetizing to look atIt really is crazy how they managed to make one of the most universally liked foods into something so utterly repulsive that I don't even want cardboard depictions of it anywhere near me.
>PIZZA PIZZA PIZZAis invader zim next?
>>97586847Why did they change the race of characters in Lord of the Rings and TMNT but not Final Fantasy or Avatar?
>>97586875tmnt?
>>97586875Both FF and Avatar already had token negro character
>>97586882Who is black in Avatar? I think the water tribe are more like Eskimos or Okinawan
>>97586896>I think the water tribe are more like Eskimos or OkinawanStill counts for diversity pointsIf wotc wants to shoehorn niggers everywhere why wont they just release africa folklore themed block?
>>97586906I’m amazed they haven’t don’t a set on Zhalfir yet.
>>97586875>AvatarLiterally nobody is white in that show anon…Same with Final Fantasy they’re all Asian.
>>97586924There was one caucasian.
>>97586931He’s clearly Indian lmao
>>97586924>there are no whites in Final FantasyAre you retarded?
>>97586924>Same with Final Fantasy they’re all Asian.Based take desu.
>>97586875Squareenix is known to be incredibly strict with collabs ESPECIALLY Final Fantasy. They 100% had a figurative gun on WotC's head the entire time.
>>97586936You need to study your genetic lineages.
>>97586858>>97586867I hadn't paid much attention but you're right, there's not a single pizza art in this set that actually looks appetizinghow the fuck were they able to do that? it`s honestly kind of impressive
>>97586920They're working on it.It'll be out when it's out.
>>97586975How about this one?
>>97586963ywnbw
You just think everyone is white because you are. Stupid gaijin.https://youtu.be/q_Xd2xLAjDM?si=gp9dcWJBps-qk5Wp
>>97586771That`s actually a pretty neat ability. Double a creature's ETB triggers and give them pseudo-haste
>>97586977That actually looks neat. I’m pretty sure Zhalfir was always the Africa plane. As long as they don’t backwash existing characters like they did with Lord of the Rings, I wouldn’t have a problem with this set.
>>97586981would
>>97586981If it wasn't for the type line I never would have guessed that that is supposed to be a lizard
Venus
>>97586981furbros we won
>>97586984Sure, characters like Clive and Joshua Rosfield, Snow Villiers and Cid aren’t white.
Urban gain land
>>97587024Do you think they make pizza?>Pizza sign.Wow they make pizza. Very cool! This set needed more pizza-themed cards.
I don't know if WotC understands this, but pizza wasn't "A thing" in TMNT.They were turtles who liked pizza.It's not a pizza-themed comic book that features turtles.How do you fuck this up so badly? Did they not even read/watch ANY of the IP's content before making the set?
Is this pizza thing Epstein related? Are the literally cannibal pizzas?
>>97586497>Michelangelo, Game Master>doesn't even have the Gamer type0/10 flavor fail, WOTC
>>97587034>Did they not even read/watch ANY of the IP's content before making the set?Lol are you serious? They were given a corporate marketing PDF at best
>thought the pizza crap started and ended with the lands>300 pizzas later
>>97587027>not only a pizza sign, but the text is flipped and facing inward toward the diners, and not outward toward the street
Where is the guy who posts the giant farting and says he rips a giant pepperoni fart in your mouth when we need him?
I mean, fucking holy shitThe Turtles just ate pizza. It's just the thing they liked to eat after enduring a long day enduring Endless Foot Assaults.Pizza wasn't some fucking legendary magic iconography in the series. It's not some ultra-significant thing that paints the entire IP. The turtles just like to eat pizza. That's it. There's a handful of pizza-themed jokes here and there, but over the entire comic run it's seriously like two fucking panels TOTAL. What the FUCK ARE THEY DOING.WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FUCKING PIZZA.I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
>>97587043Jerky is the codeword for eating humans.Cheese pizza is child traffic.Hot dog is male child trafficking.Apparently they appropriated the cheese pizza lingo from actual pedophiles so they might not have known the hot dog meaning.
>>97587059>not only a pizza sign, but the text is flipped and facing inward toward the diners, and not outward toward the streetPlease understand, AI image models struggle to comprehend backward text.
>>97587068They really should start giving art credit to these AI models, I can't imagine Sam Altman is very happy with not receiving credit
>>97587059Looks like one of those symmetrical stickers where you can put them on each side of the window to mirror them.
>>97587064>Hot dogs were in spidermanWhat the fuck?!
>>97587076>Looks like one of those symmetrical stickers where you can put them on each side of the window to mirror them.Those don't exist, anon.And if they did exist, no pizza place in the world would shell out money for them.
>>97587063Wasn’t it a big thing in the cartoons, games and movies?
What site is best for buying single cards?
>>97587100I usually buy off tcgplayer.
>>97587100your LGS
>>97587093It was one (1) scene in the first movie and one (1) scene in the second movie. Maybe 3 minutes of total screentime across the two movies.I have not seen the shows.It was barely in the comics. In the original source material, they ate pizza sometimes. If there was food in a scene in the comics, sometimes that food was pizza. That's it.
>>97587100Your local game store probably has discounts. Otherwise, probably tcgplayer
>>97587088It's symmetrical you just buy two of the same stickers and place them on both sides. It would be more apparent if each letter had it's own edges. Since they both share the same frame the P won't clash with the A.
>>97587110>It's symmetrical you just buy two of the same stickers and place them on both sides. IYeah but if I'm a pizza place why would I buy two stickers when I could buy one sticker?
>>97587106>>97587109I find LGS is usually overpriced. And they don't necessarily have the cards you want. Or the specific version or foil etc.But I get wanting to support your LGS.
>>97587120I find the upcharge worth being able to drive there the next day and pick the cards up after ordering them online.
>>97587120They’re usually a little pricier, but some do have deals. I’ve got one near me that does 10% off all Magic products on mondays and buy 2 get 1 free on all cards that are from a dollar to 10 dollars.
>>97586389Tribal
>>97587157Food is not a creature type.I'm angry they made toy a creature type and not an artifact type because of people like you.
>>97585833>1/1 bird that leaves behind a food: common>0/2 bird mutant that leaves behind a food: uncommonIt probably makes sense in a set that cares about artifacts and mutants, but it still feels stupid to me.
>>97586724heh, Felcher
>>97587165Typal is not a word
>>97587206It's a good sneak enabler. Spiderman only had 9 web-slingers this set has more sneak cards.
>>97586732>I attach skateboard to Spongebob and use him to crew the Spider Mobile
>>97587220It is.
>>97586984I think Aragorn is white
>>97587228Oh yeah that's right, forgot about that part. I guess that also makes it a repeatable source of food. Probably way more relevant than web-slinging in Spider-Man too.
>>97587086
What are the odds that Daniel Elson is a pedophile?
>>97584093Thanks I believe youI would spend $1000 without blinking on an Elden Ring setI'd get another job temporarily
Threadcuck, make a new thread
>>97587275you really want fat trans marika that badly?
>>97586732There was a random cycle of landcyclers in Duskmourn too. Is this how they're doing mana fixing for limited environments?
>>97587274He’s obviously a shota / furry but I mean straight up pedophile probablyAm I shooting in the dark here? Especially given the context of the product (lame Gen X multiverse crossover slop)
>>97587274There’s just no way anybody is drawing Raphael that way unless they plan on molesting him
>>97587308Done new thread>>97587344>>97587344>>97587344
>>97587274Are there a lot of nepotistic dicksuckers in Renton? How does art this shitty get greenlit unless it’s made by Maro’s second cousin (he’s trans btw not that it matters). Smart people get ignored because they’re nobodies, so inversely it would make sense that homos like this are somebodies.
>>97586443This one looks latina or even white (with a tan).
>>97586566Incoming "Homarids are now Crabs"Damn I hate wotc>>97586732I see a beautiful female from my species with pink hair. I simp!
>>97587499Homarids are lobster actually and they are already planning the errata.
>>97587499>Homarids are Crabs>Viashino are Lizards>But Krangg gets his own unique type>Damn I hate wotcYep.
>>97584093This would actually be great why is everyone using nightmare vision goggles
>>97587206I kind of feel like the 1/1 is better than the 0/2 even considering sneak/webslinging
>>97586986This guy has a pretty similar effect. Saw a few fun brews around it. Maybe the two of them can play together.
>>97582137That happened even before it. I remember my LGS just asking for the players WPN code to fill in the seats even if they didn't plan on playing that night.
>>97582197Anon, basic NIER and Drakengard already fill in the fantasy/pseudo-fantasy aesthetics without adding the robots and tech from Automata.
>>97586575Stockman is more of a classic villain that was adapted in several versions of the show and movies.
Think I'm nearly ready to start putting this cube together. Thoughts?https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/bda69bee-2bfe-4a84-a323-75f8fd9d2f8c
