Port Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous Thread:>>97654460>Thread questionWhen was the last time you played on a table that wasn't a sector of imperial buildings?
To be a nidfag is to suffer
>>97657183
>>97657181Are you a nidfag though?
>>97657181>Posted the version that doesn't call out him not working in the WBO detachmentTruly I am God's most retarded son
>>97657161Print your own terrain
>>97657192Unfortunately yes
>>97657186Thanks anon, I appreciate it. I've got some from torrents, but they're old scans, these appear to be much nicer
Warning:Elfafoot
>>97657215>you just know
>>97657215Why did they dress her up like a whore and call her the most important Eldar to ever live?
>>97657215throne she bad
>>97657222To upset incelic chuds like you
>>97657205No worries, it seems like they have all WDs from 2009 to 2024 right now which is issue 349 onwards I did find the first 100 on internet archive https://archive.org/details/white-dwarf-magazine-001-100/White%20Dwarf%20001/
>they’re 160 pointsI tested these assuming they were like 220 points and they were still really strong. What the fuck is GW thinking
>>97657149GLORIOUS SOVL
KINDKOLOSSALKUSTODESKNOCKERS
>>97657235>I tested theseWe both know you didn't.
>>97657235>cost the same as 2 enforcer commanders and less than 2 coldstar commanders
>>97657245Was it always "Kind" I thought it was "Kino" but the last 2 times you put "Kind"
>>97657161>TQI did a game of 10th relatively recently set during WebWay War in which the Custodes were trying to escort a small force of Sisters of Silence deep into the Webway seal a portal a pair of Daemon Princes had opened.
>>97657261It's always been kind.
Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
>>97657271Picrel
>>97657275Fascinating.....
>>97657197Printed and painted some of these for my home board/display case. Treated as ruins.
>>97657278>>97657271did the daemons win?
>>97657293beautiful, anon
>>97657286>literal gay kike confused on his illiteracysad
>>97657312Compose yourself you unhinged baboon
>>97657294No :( The Custodes Wardens formed a wall on either flank and the Sisters, supported by a unit of Custodian Guard, carved their way up the board and sealed the portal with their Blank abilities. My Nurgle and Slaanesh Daemons simply couldn't crack through the mad armour and toughness of the Emperor's own quickly enough.This was the game in which I learned that Allarus Terminators with a Shield Captain in Allarus Terminator armour (proxied with a standard SC in pic) WILL fuck up not one, but TWO (2!) Daemon Prince in melee while only losing two of their number.
>>97657316No, I don't think I will.
>>97657319You can see the "sisters of silence" in the back there lol we had to use Cadians as my opponent's SoS weren't even in the post yet
>>97657319You had the painted models so you won in spirit
>>97657319playing with unpainted miniatures is lame
i want illusion of stakesi want perturabo to siege through cadian gatei want him to reveal that he had Dorn's husk in storage as a trophy for a long time and just throw it down to break imperial moralethen i want a cut off to 11th edition campaign that is totally unrelated to what just happened and will never be touched upon again
How did today's dataslate affect (You)r army? What army(s) do (You) play? Post a pic of them with (You)r response
>>97657319I should do a daemons vs custodes game with my buddy but I think I need some more greater daemons (currently only own a GUO)
>>97657316>he collects gay kikes to off topic post in threads, but gets mad when you noticereally sad
>>97657337>(X)He plays a game thats going to end in like 4 monthsim laffin.
>>97657337Couldnt care less about any changes. You know there’s a whole new edition in about 12 weeks
>>97657337I got 20 points back on my list and don't really see how that is going to help me in any significant way. The guy at the local running 4 CTan might be slightly less annoying for a few months though.
how big are the c'tan nerfs?
>>97657337>double rogal dorn nerfyeah I think I'm done with guard till 11th
>>97657360I mean the nerf to the Necrodermis kinda blows but its not the end of the world but that was months ago, did they get even more!?!?
>>97657360+25 points total in pantheonArsenal buffs exclude monsters (aka all ctan)Ammentar no longer buffs monstersSilent King no longer buffs monstersyou technically can still run PoW and stack technomancers to heal them up but their profiles overall haven't been touched
>>97657250Yeah. I just used two Enforcer Commanders and ran them as the datasheet.
>>97657261Kind, kino doesn't have the same ring to it.
>>97657337My stealth suits got a 10 point drop which I’m super happy about.The twins on the other hand coming out for 160 points is utterly obscene and they’ll be auto include in basically every tau army
>>97657222She's literally a whore. She was a Wych Succubus before become the head of the Ynnari, specifically one working for Lady Malys.Malys probably sat on her face for fun during parties.
>>97657337me sisters are unphased by today's events
>>97657439Truly a balanced and complete army they should never get anything new ever again.
>>97657388>Ammentar no longer buffs monstersDamn it, I wanted to play Pantheon + destruction but I guess that's dead now.
is a killy edition better than one where no one is doing anything in a game.
>>97657462Sexy
Does a new edition come with new (different) combat patrol boxes or not?
>>97657222>Why did they dress her up like a whoreI don't see the whorishness.
>>97657337>No nids changes>LW prime sucks cockNot saying I'm angry, just disappointed
they released all this new stuff, including chaos stuff. But they still didn't give world eaters a butcher.
>>97657482yes and no,so maybe
>>97657483Thats because you fried your brain with porn
>>97657489Why would world eaters need new stuff? They are a completed range.
>>97657482I will not confirm or deny, but I believe that the answer might be yes or no
>>97657492>pornyou foot fags are really weird
>>97657494They are not completed, they are bloated. Jackhals and eightbound need to go.
>>97657492I think it's probably the other way around, he didn't fry his brain with porn nearly as much as you did. He sees a lady with a funny hat, you see a woman in the same shot as an animal and say>you just know
>>97657494What's the qualifications for a "completed range"?
>>97657501But then who all complimented the new defiler in their range?
>>97657503Only one person could hate eldar degeneracy on the internet. You’ve lost all sense of perspective you pervert.
>>97657508I'm afraid I dont follow
>>97657507whatever gives him an excuse to shit on "faction that isn't his"
>>97657508esl?
>>97657514You have no models
>>97657507>basic unit >elite unit>throw away unit >super heavy >specialist unit >buffing unit >transports Tell me what the range lacks in the game
>>97657492She's just a woman in a dress with a corset? While also wearing a bodysuit/shirt that covers her up entirely.What's whorish about that?Are you gonna call victorian fashion from few hundred years ago whorish?
>>97657516sounds like itprobably a space wolves fan
>>97657319As punishment the chaos gods forced your nurgle daemons to clone themselves exactly
>>97657494blow your brains out immediately
>>97657526Great point, perv. I forgot about all those shoeless Victorians
>>97657527These look fine. Just paint the 2 unhelmeted dudes white
>>97657523do you even have hellblasters, 'anon'?
>>97657513World eaters have mutated flesh with eightbound and jackals. The defiler would fit in visually with world eaters because of them. Without them, the defiler would look out of place.
>>97657536>just make them mulattosHow is that better?
>>97657534weird way to admit you're a footfag
>>97657539jakhals have no mutationfuck off retard
>>97657534Not wearing shoes makes you a whore now?
>>97657524How many of these are actual world eater models and not CSM
I think I'm starting to understand Eldar.
>>97657539it has a bespoke khorne head, that will do the heavy lifting. eightbound and jakhals are artifacts of the streamlining of armies, which should be abandoned.
>>97657422I'm not really mad about twins because they're the kind of suits I've wanted for my off-brand enclaves forever, but the fact they're so fucking wild and going on everybody's list is going to take a little bit of the special-ness out of them.I'm more mad that in 1000 points a 10 point drop still isn't getting me enough points to staple some hounds on or something and I don't have any more characters I can put enhancements on. It'll be welcome at 2000pts I'm sure.
>>97657534for most of our history bare feet were a symbol of purity and not a sexual thing you porn addicted faggot
>>97657536Rakarth Flesh cannot hide facial features like the wide nose and fat lips. The real redpill is to paint them especially black so they look like they came from, say, Ethiopia instead of Compton.
>>97657556>zerkers >jackals >the beloved 8 bound >the shitty jackal Killteam >idk probably something demon related >ehinos
>>97657571just head swap them and use the original heads for the inevitable LW nid diorama.
>>97657575anon, he's emotionally invested in SW being "pure"
>>97657580purely homosexual maybe, now with noggers for good measure
>>97657568An elf fag calling anyone else a degenerate is hilarious
>>97657580Imagine not even having an army to be invested in, kek! What a faggot.
>>97657591>doesn't even address the pointI accept your concession.
What are you guy working on? Post wips and models? And armies too.This is the teleport homer of my future termis. I like to think a psyker carrying a beacon around to be better than a boring machine. Aslo, it fits the "big stick" theme of this month's collage.
>>97657592you're a 30 year old man throwing tantrums over people online making fun of his toy soldier faction, just shut the fuck up already
>>97657597>schizo orbiter want another 200 post back and forth.
>>97657592imagine being nogames because no lgs allows unironic nazi larping in their stores
>>97657603Uh oh! nomodels melty!
>>97657604>autistic sperg still gaslights himself into thinking it's only 1 person shitting on himyou really need help
>>97657605Not the heckin Nazis in the year of 2026! Oh my science!
>>97657605I play more games and have more models than you will ever have in your life, worm. Go take a header off a cliff for us all.
>>97657161Just a PSA about the collage.This month's theme is Big Stick. What that means is up to your interpretation. Could be something like a big weapon, melee unit or a banner. Anything you think fits.Also next month is april. I was thinking we could do a bonus theme for that month, like we did for Christmas. So whatever wins the next vote and/or something humorous in honor of april fools. What do you think?Feel free to share your thoughts and suggestions.
>>97657524Drukhari don't have a super heavy unit and arguably no specialist units
>>97657611Like you did last thread, schizo? You have 199 posts left.
>>97657618gethelp
>>97657615Forgot the picture
>>97657601Started collecting some genestealer culties to dip my toes back in after being out since 5th ed. Brood brothers kill team.
I envy eldarfags because they're one of the only armies that get to have a go at being sexy without going extremely off-model.
>>97657619You have 198 posts left because I know you physically cannot stop yourself from replying. It’s worthier off topic shit posting or cutting yourself again right?
>>97657624
>>97657624No anon, eldar are not at all sexy or sexy-coded. How many sports have to argue against that in this thread for you to get it?
>>97657615>>97657620I do like the idea of an optional silly monthThanks again for running this, we appreciate you
>>97657604You're so desperate to make this thread about you
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97657615Great Job anon, which model is yours on the collage?
>>97657462devilish perversion of the enemy's machines
>>97657601still working on my raven guard / knights of the raven combined force. finished converting the infiltrators today and getting there with the inncer circle knights (of the raven) conversions. Still missing out on a few bits unfortunately.
>>97657641198 or 197 left I think
>>97657628>gloats from a position of two armies that are extremly un-sexy unless one is tastelessly gay>>97657633Lhykhis, Lilith, and Malys are sexy and this is not up for negotiation.
Why are people posting goonhammer art all the time between here and v
>>97657623Non retardedly rotated version of last pic
>>97657661It's literally what tg was made for
>>97657661>why do people want to dick down elves?It is a mystery.
>>97657659No anon your brain is fried from porn. Eldar have no sexuality or degenerate lore to back that up at all. Think of them as conservative Victorians. Read some actual lore
>>97657661no idea, I don't visit /v/maybe I should, can't be worse than here
>>97657659jain zar, too
>>97657665>>97657666no, you don't get it
>>97657601I did these and should probably prime them so I can paint them tomorrow
>>97657667>loses his shit over exposed foot>your brain is fried from pornAmusing lack of self-awareness.
>>97657671Oh i think i have heard of this shitI dunno man, i think some people just like to stir up shit
>>97657667>Eldar have no sexuality or degenerate lore to back that up at all.There is a 1% chance that this post isn't bait and is instead made by a lorelet of monumental scale and I'm mortified.>>97657669Oh yeah, her too. And her banshees. But it's Lhykhis that tempts me above all else.
>>97657638Cool. If more people are into it we'll go for the extra theme.>>97657644Thanks. I have painted stuff for the collages on occasion but I won't say who I am. I'm doing this for the thread to have something fun, not for clout, so it's better that way.
>>97657673trying too hard
>>97657683Yes, you really are trying too hard this thread.
>>97657680You didn’t see the Victorian inspired model from earlier in the thread? Very wholesome and chaste.>>97657687
>>97657666found a nice hentai once where people ran a train on some sort of elf queen after a military conquest. never managed to find it again, pity. If only GW would cash in on that market.
>>97657648>>97657465Thanks, but I play Creations of Bile now, we are undivided.
>>97657687the irony levels are skyrocketing
>>97657690I'd help but last time i got a warning for linking to hentai
>>97657690There are many ones like that, you gotta be more specific.
>>97657612>pretending LGSs turn a blind eye to nazis in their stores
>>97657694Oh gross
>>97657694you can't be undivided and pink, you gotta choose onealso fuck bile not going in the emperor children
>>97657614You certainly pretend to paint and play that's for sure!
>>97657702>pretending to know what life outside a subreddit is like
>>97657235I have to assume that all of their competent rules people are currently busy writing the 11th codices because they're on crack if they think this is balanced. It's so bad I probably can't even use them without feeling like a piece of shit.
>>97657704Fabius Bile's colour scheme is literally Purple and Gold
>>97657690>never managed to find it again, pity.That's a painful feeling>remember a doujin from ~2015 where a queen got gangbanged by her guards so she could have an heir, ended with a "6 months later" timeskip>have never fucking once found it in all the years since
>>97657704It makes sense though. He kinda gave up on the legion after canticle city
>>97657701I don't remember all the details, but the human general was last in line because only he was allowed to nut inside
>>97657707it's funny, because anyone who is a patron at an lgs knows nazi larping is deeply frowned upon in public.you aren't fooling anyone
>>97657716huh?
I bought some Orks today
>>97657722Ackshually Captain America and Harry Potter would HATE you . I don’t give a fuck, anon.
>>97657727What color are you painting their armor?
>>97657731kek!
>>97657735Either red or blue and orange
>>97657718his last novel was about reuniting with the legion under slaanesh, wasn't it?
>>97657727
>>97657731Real people don't like you, that's the reason why you are here, pretending otherwise. I don't know why you're suddenly worried about fictional characters.
>>97657749What are you on about now anon?
>>97657508>>97657501>>97657494WE have the opposite problem of Thousand Sons. Where TS is a completed, if disappointing, range and GW struggles to find new stuff to add besides tzaangor variations/tzaangor robots, WE added a bunch of stuff no one asked for like cultists, cultists 2, eightbound, eighterbound, eightestbound etc.WE would have been so easy as>Red Butcher Terminators>Berzerkers (heavy weapons)>Berzekers (Juggernaut Riders)>Berzerkers (Jetpacks)>the forge world stuff like the Brass Scorpion and Kytan but in plastic>Butcher Surgeon>A datasheet to run a foot version of the Juggerlord because you can literally make one from that kit since it literalyl comes with two bodiesIt was so easy but then they made it hard by adding stuff no one ever asked for. Technically they could have done that with TSons.But on top of that the crucible rules for WE seem to acknowledge these things by letting you run a berserker lord custom with jetpack, or a foot lord, or a terminator lord. So GW knows what the problem is- they just choose not to solve it.
>>97657750I think you have like 190 posts left
>>97657601I've been on some painting 15 guardsmen type shit, hell, some terrain shit too
>>97657616Tantalus>>97657572rhinos specifically do not fit the bill but the thing is that WE are also missing stuff they're supposed to have in lore, like Berzerkers with jetpacks, because Warp Talons/Raptors are 'associated with' Night Lords/CSM warbands/the Raptor God and thus removed.
>>97657765You think everyone is decalfag, schizo it’s so funny keep going
>>97657765Nigger you're not even talking to me lol
>>97657740Really? Must have missed that one.
>>97657765You’re literally the exact same as decalfag. All I have to do is shit on eldar and I can get you going for hours
>>97657754>TS is a completed rangeit isn't, units borrowed from aos don't count
>>97657739All based options. I feel like with the exception of O&T I've rarely seen people do orange armor anywhere.
>>97657767superfluous commasubhuman detected
>>97657642Ishallah we will get our refresh
>>97657776>everyone I don't like is the same personmeds
> "reminder: store owners don't allow nazis to frequent their play areas, this is common knowledge">literally incoherent responses not tied to realtyreally fucking grim, ngl senpai
>>97657781And then right on cue you line up for the same trap. It’s like poetry with you psychos
>>97657786Are you illiterate? Genuine question
>>97657780Orange is a very underated colour
>>97657785>burkini witch elvesthey are shameless
>>97657365>People complain that the Rogal Dorn is just the Leman Russ but better and that it's points value different isn't enough to take the Leman Russ.>Monkey paw curls (people are still gonna rogal dorn commander + tech priest)
>>97657235an alternative to a ghostkeel. instead of a unit that contests an objective by being hard to kill, you have a unit that's aggressive that pushes people off objectives.
>>97657799toughness and firepower just too good
>>97657682Nta, but I’m definitely in for a silly theme. Hopefully I’m going to actually have some dudes ready for this month’s collage. Thanks for sticking around, anon.
>>97657682Oh I'll find out which one...
>>97657785Yuck!
>>97657740'His last novel' meaning Manflayer or Genefather? I'll assume the former since the latter is clearly a clone. He ends up bending the knee to the Gods to save his children, dies, and comes back as some sort of undefined daemon-thing, possibly the Pater Mutatis, and is just chilling on his daemonworld with his super-possessed double-daughter soaking up everything his clones are doing.
>>97657815Oh look, more spam.
>>97657795>fell for the Ep(stein) psyop
>>97657744man, that mekboy has a lot of hair squigs on him.
>>97656926>>97656937Since you brought it up, would you mind sharing the last few coloured panels of the Daemonige graphic novel?
>>97657822>>97657815>Minute apartNot fooling anyone fecalmutant
>>97657822Yeah you've made fantastic contributions to this thread with your rapidfire shitposting
>Melta (Melter) gun>For eons in lore and tabletop is used to punch holes through shit.>Strength 8 (rolling a 5 against T9 light vehicles. Not even wounding elite infantry on a 2).
>>97657601working on these right now...i still need to clean off the nubs (dont care abt mould lines tho)
>posting instead of working on your hellblastersngmi
>>97657778You can technically add things to a completed range, but the tzaangors with guns are a basic part of Thousand Sons since Rogue Trader.Would probably be cool if they had more wizard stuff. But if Thousand sons were shitty like World eaters they'd probably straight up lack things like the exalted sorcerors or infernal master, maybe instead Ahriman would be a double kit that could also be built as "sorceror lord on disc", and instead of SO terminators you'd have Greater Tzaangors, maybe even Exalted Greater Tzaangors, or a Tzaangor Chieftain model. But as it is the world eaters got tzaangorish-type models replacing all the models you would have expected to be part of a world eaters army.
>>97657829Sure, from what page? Or do you just mean the last panels?
>>97657785I wonder if their backs also have that hole.
>>97657818>'His last novel' meaning Manflayer or Genefather? I genuinely have no idea, I only get things as they bounce off here
>>97657831he would never save that piece of art because it implies he's stinky
>>97657831You must be joking...these are made by that annoying nonsensical "Chaos Idols" whack job.>>97657832I've barely been typing anything this thread.
>>97657848Are you painting your hellblasters for the collage? Post some wips
>>97657337DG effectively unchanged.
>>97657856I love when people paint their DG filthy looking
>>97657785I like em
>>97657852He's probably scrambling to find a cheap commission painter to do it for him by the end of this month
Is Dorn coming back next?
>>97657601Reposting my most recent guy. Got some bits waiting in my mailbox for when I get home, can finally get moving on building more dudes.
>>97657848>these are made by that annoying nonsensical "Chaos Idols" whack job.oh look, more schizophrenia
>>97657862You're just an awful creature anon
>>97657862But he can't get in unless he posts wips first>>97657869Prove us wrong and post wips faggot
>>97657838>the tzaangors with gunsI accept the tzaangors with guns and chainswords as part of the unique ts roster, I don't accept all the other borrowed unitsI mean, it would be nice to have them on top of what would actually make the thousand sons a complete range, but in substitution of those, they're an insult and don't make the thousand sons a complete range
>>97657874GW decides what is a TS complete range, not you, chuddy.
>>97657863no
>>97657843I don't think the Emperor's Children are even in Manflayer, Slaanesh is but only as part of the 4. I think he had some EC mercs in Clonelord that got selected for a suicide mission after one of them made a joke implying Bile fucked his daughter, and in one of the books he attempts to use his EC title to get some favors from an EC warband only for Eidolon to tell him it's not worth shit anymore and the only reason he still has it is Fulgrim forgot to take it from him before fucking off to snort daemon coke for 10k years. So yeah, Bile and his brothers are pretty much donezo, neither party wants anything to do with the other unless there's mutual gain to be had.
What rule could they change for 11th Edition that would win you back? Hard mode: Don't mention terrain.
>>97657862I can believe it. I think he isn't allowed to keep paints at the care home he lives in.
>>97657876
>>97657841Just the last panels, yes; right after picrel, if it's not too much of a hassle.
>fursuit: on>meds: rejected>diapers: fullI can't help it wolfbrosI just gottaAWOOO
>>97657873ty for the motivation anon, I know others don't see it but ty king...
>>97657886
>>97657886Vehicle armour facings
>>97657886no model removals until the battleshock phase + target priority rules
>>97657896Cringe
>>97657785I really like these models actually.
>>97657874>I No one cares. You would just complain if you got spire guard instead of gors just like how world eaters complain about jackals. Death guard at least can proxy their pox walkers with zombies or anything else. If anything tzaangors add more visual layering that’s needed for marines, and it would be hard to see thousand sons as something chaotic when only 1 or two of their characters really have a mutation. Oh and Magnus is a twink who takes it up the bum.
>>97657906It’s not for them, anon. It’s for appeasing the Larry Fink DEI demons
>>97657906It's actually 10x worse, they do it for White Liberals...that's right..they make black marines because White Liberals will buy them for clout.
>>97657886combine the movement and charge phase into the new phase, the movement phase
>>97657860>>97657904Too much dress for witch elves
>>97657903I luv you too bro
>>97657914does GW even sell brown skin contrast/wash/layer paints?
>>97657923I still like 'em.
>>97657912what a pointless postno wonder you collect wolf tail buttplugs
DarkMech when?
>>97657930because of the burqa or in spite of the burqa?
>>97657892This is that page and the one after that but there's 6 more pages to go.
>>97657941Veils are hot tbqh.
>>97657938nigavolt cultists kill team eventually
>>97657941>>97657923>>97657785Trying too hard.
>>97657945
>>97657947>More negavolt cultistsBruh that'd be kino. I love those sculpts and they're like the only real DarkMech-esque infantry we've ever got.
>>97657952Wait shit wrong order, this is next then the one i posted previously.
>>97657961I might need to give this a read if I can...acquire it.
if you own primaris space wolves: your helmeted space wolves are black.
>>97657968Black space wolves were a thing even before 8th edition
>>97657961Last pages
>>97657912>You would just complain if you got spire guard instead of gorsTrvth Nvke
>>97657968Only 20% of them, actually.
>>97657971no, they weren't, suntanned sailors were, not african fenrisians
>>97657912>why do world eaters players complain about their roster being bloated with non-world eaters units???
>>97657978His mind has been negrofied, its over..
>>97657974Samefag
>>97657977not if you've painted white space wolves unhelmeted. that 20% goes up real quick
>>97657874>I accept the tzaangors with guns and chainswords as part of the unique ts rosterI don't because they look like shit.
>>97657978They were africans even back then.
>>97657998
>>97658004For some reason GW really likes filling the "brutish, thoughtless melee faction" boxes with black people.
>>97658001is there proof for such a claim? i am not a furfag
>>97657966There should be a digital version thats like $8 The physical version is only part of the Limited Edition iirc and it's retardedly expensive now. I have seen it go for $4-500.Do not do that.
>>97658004Because space marines only take the best of the best. It’s not about race, it’s about capability.
>>97658001no, they weren't
>>97658012Okay im wrong on two counts.There is a version that's not part of the limited edition and it sold for $30/£25 but it's out of print and and I can see them for £75/$90?There is no digital version that I can see.
why don't tau have a big lipped wide slitted variant?
>>97658016space marines take children
>>97658028I accept your concession
>>97658026>I realized I just need to movego for it, best thing I've ever done
>>97657912>Death guardStopped reading.Death Guard don't even come into this conversation because poxwalkers are just one of literally dozens of unique shit the death guard got. The Death Guard IS a complete range, shitposting aside, because all of the stuff they lost from CSM was complimented with new stuff they received. WE and TS and EC are always going to be missing things they have in lore because GW simply doesn't care enough about those factions to make them real armies.And frankly DG being a complete Codex instead of a Supplement like Space Wolves is why those other 3 are fucked, since they wouldn't be separate codexes if not for DG.
Space Wolves utilize a system similar to H1B visas to acquire new recruits, actually.
Why do you guys play 40k? There are better board games out there.
>>97658004anon, do you know about furries?long ago, there was an austrian painter who thought he had a wolf in him too. the guy got control of an actual army one time and pushed it onto that as well.
>>97657945>>97657961>>97657952>>97657972Thanks a lot, dude!Much appreciated.
>>97658026>>97658037I’m moving soon too. Thankfully I’m a dual citizen so escaping this shithole isn’t difficult.
>>97658009Grok agrees, not even in the top 10...oof. Oh well we are still considered one of the top strongest.
>>97658046I don't
>>97658046I’m actually thinking of playing ember obsidian once 11th drops. People keep saying to play “xxx” gw game instead but I just have to accept gw can’t write a good game to save their lives.
As always, khornetards, slaaneshtwinks and tzeentchlets BOW before the mighty gunts of NurgleCHADS.
>>97658054leave, Elon
>>97658028Better than you decaltranny
>>97658046Because its sick as fuck, what kinda question is that?
>>97657337The only ctan I have is sitting in a box and probably won't be done until we're in 11th, so not at all really
>>97658054>Grok
>>97658056MESBG and Necromunda are both great thobeit.
>>97658054work on your hellblasters, stinky
>>97658071>MESBGHahaha maybe when it was being supported by white dwarf and certainly before the Rohan bullshit.>necromunda Fuck that.
>>97658074
>>97658074Post your Lamenters, buddy.
>>97658051Happy to help, it's sad that this is out of print.
>>97658083rent free
>>97657161Where does the "meme" that T'au are fish come from? They have hooves and come from a lush hunter-gatherer/agrarian world. Is it because they are blue?
>>97658087all of their vehicles are named after fish
>>97658077Necromunda is still plenty crunchy and narrative focused and MESBG has the same core rules from over 25 years ago.
>>97658087They’ve been more resembled with Indians than fish. I guess the mass effect audience are calling them that even though they are clearly more Indian bovine.
>>97650428Kroots nad Vespids with TauTarellians with CSMSslyth, Urkel, Medusae with Dark EldarJokaero with agents of the imperiumEveryone gets one Imperial Guard variant though.
>>97658087>Tigershark>Barracuda>DevilFISH>Manta>Orca>Hammerhead>Piranhas>Remora>Stormsurge>Riptide>Sk yray>Sun shark Idk you tell me
>>97658087This also raises a question: why aren't there more Tau girls in cowkinis?
>>97658084GW is very bad at keeping books in print
>>9765806310th edition is ass thobeit.
>>97657161I'm still practicing painting for now but will eventually within the year finally pick up a main faction to paint (and play). I'm trying to decide between World Eaters and Emperor's Children. From the bit of research I've done, these are both primarily melee armies. How do they differ? Because from what I can see, most people say they're both 'fast, aggressive, and prefer melee'. Ok, so how do they differ on the tabletop? Which one is more popular? I know EC is fairly new faction to receive a full codex, but both EC and WE are fairly incomplete as armies it seems.
>>97658108Because you refuse to be the change you wish to see in the world
>raptor with chain sword and bolt pistol mosel now has no reason to existfunny
>>97658118Play a game that isn’t current edition 40k. You’re going to be getting into the world’s most expensive and least enjoyable board game. Unless you’re like a 15-20 year old zoomer raised on Fortnite. In that case you’re the new target audience.
>>97658118>Emperor's ChildrenNot because of the weird gayness but that Lime Green/Pink combo is straight up fire! Also World Eaters? Yea sure the Angron model is cool but that guy's a complete retard ffs.
>>97658046Why are you still retarded? Just get a higher IQ.
>>97658046Because it's kino. This game was so much fun.
>>97658118By the time you get around to painting a proper army, the rules will probably have changed, so pick the ones you want to paint more. If painting mortals interests you, world eaters has those, ec does not.
>Heroic Adeptus Sororitas defend a hive world from T'au Mantas
>>97658046It's fun if you and your opponent know how to play, and I like space marines and orks and weird little guys with skulls on them a lot.
>>97658148THis aint me just ignore him please.
>>97658148I...I actually really like how those Bladeguard look.
>>97658160Who the fuck are you, faggot?
The imperium should be in a big civil war to justify all the imperium vs imperium match ups.
>>97658163basing pretty fugly, but yea, that's a nice looking game.
>>97658087vehicle names and blue face
Every faction needs to get three units cut in 11th.Which three should your favorite faction lose from their codex first?
>>97658172>game
>>97658118Depends on your aesthetic but I started collecting CSM in 2023 when the Nemesis Kill Team was announced and last year branched into World Eaters because of the unit crossovers like daemon penises and masters of execution.Both WE and EC feel somewhat incomplete because of stuff mentioned in the lore which isn't present in the game, like Land Raiders with Sonic Weaponry.The EC have a more 'ec' roster though, as pretty much all their models are space marines while the world eaters have a weird collection of cultists and then the eightboud, who are space marines but don't really feel it. World Eaters also have stuff like the superheavy vechile Lord of Skulls (technically shared with CSM) while EC lack unique vehicles and arguably lost stuff like the predator.I feel also the WE have a stronger crossover with CSM since berzerkers, Master of executions and LoS can all be in a CSM Khornate army while EC only has noise marines as a crossover, though fabius bile is a CSM unit.
>>97658130I'm 27 and make over $100k. I'm basically the most stereotypical 40k player except I go to the gym and take care of myself. I'm kind of at that point where video games are becoming not as interesting to me so I want to pick up an irl hobby instead. Perhaps this will change and I will become a stinky plague marine irl if I stay into 40k for too long.>>97658131for some reason the super bright colors are why I'm interested in EC. I kinda like how vibrant, flashy and flamboyant they are. I'm not gay I just think it looks interesting more than just the usual edgelord armies.>>97658152that's true, I still have to learn how to actually play the game and everything. Right now I'm just reading the books and practicing painting because its a lot harder than it looks tbqh.
>stormboyz>dont have the speed freeks keyword
>>97658165Don't fuck around bitch
>>97658166no matter how you cut apart the imperium, a large number of matchups won't make sense unless your dudes are in the wrong, and nobody wants their dudes to be in the wrong
>>97658174if I had to pick based on my personal taste, heldrake, lord discordant, and traitor enforcer. If I had to pick based on probability, chaos bikes (to return in 2031 when they finally get around to a kit), venomcrawler when the obliterators get updated someday and the double sprue gets left behind and they don't bother, and either fellgors or traitor guard when the kill team goes out of print and they cant be fucked.
>>97658179>for some reason the super bright colors are why I'm interested in EC. I kinda like how vibrant, flashy and flamboyant they are. I'm not gay I just think it looks interesting more than just the usual edgelord armies.100% and the Black to offset the brighter colors is so dope, plus I like that its a bit lesser played too.
>>97658166some chapters like the marines malevolent just chimp out for no reason.>>97658174space marinesLieutenant with plasma gun, the entire space wolf roster, intercessors
>>97658174>Invader ATV>Desolators>Aggressors
>>97658183You sound jealous that you don't own any armies.You sound jealous of all the games I've been getting in.
>>97658174tactical squad, devastators, rhino
>>97658181They're a different subculture of orks, they're not speed enthusiasts, they're wehraboo teens
>>97658200Can you explain the point of this you retarded ape? You're not even trying to make a realistic false flag, you're just annoying me.
>>97658200I SEE DICE
>>97658187Eh, I can't think of any matchups even now that are impossible to contrive without making either person temporary heretics, and you can always go for "training battle" if you really have to, even though it's kind of gay. Early badab war type shit probably happens all the time without spiraling completely out of control and their long lists of honor feuds everywhere.
>>97658046Name 50
>>97658207>has no games>annoyedMaybe you should be, bitch. You may bow down to me any time you wish.
>>97658179Play normal csm, you can kitbash stuff from all the cult ranges and fun max, and you have an actual codex instead of 8 units with a bunch of conspicuous missing parts.
>>97658179>I'm 27 and make over $100k. I'm basically the most stereotypical 40k player except I go to the gym and take care of myself. I'm kind of at that point where video games are becoming not as interesting to me so I want to pick up an irl hobby instead. Perhaps this will change and I will become a stinky plague marine irl if I stay into 40k for too long.Is there anyone on 4chan who DOESN'T make 100-300k and go to the gym and is around late 20s/30s?
>>97658200why are the smoke launchers glowing
>>97658218Alright you've had your fun now stop it's time to stop little buddy.
>>97658209the mutant almost learned how to fake it
>>97658206Old stormboyz are so ugly i love them
>>97658222I make 50k and I'm approching 40. I sometimes do squats and pushups.
>>97658222i make around 90k and im late 30s if that counts
>>97658222I'm a mechanical engineer myself but I think there's a lot computer software people on 4chan from what I can tell. I frequent /fit/ and there's a lot of either finance or STEM people there.
>>97658179It’s not so much that the price/income is a problem. It’s that 10th edition is a glorified board game. If you found a group playing 4th or HH or some other GW specialist game I’d be cheering you on. But 10th is legit ass and since you’re new you won’t even realize how ass it is ans think that this is just what 40k is supposed to be.
>>97658166>Guilliman returns after being gone for thousands of years. >Immediately begins shit talking the High Lords of Terra, announcing reforms, and just generally fucking with the status quo>Perfect opportunity for regional governors or the high lords themselves to get spooked and begin fucking around which escalates into a massive balkanization of the Imperium.>Guilliman ends up just ousting the High Lords and replacing them with people he likes, hardly anything arises from this power play. The worst part is that this big event just ended up preserving the status quo anyway, hardly anything in the Imperium has changed from day to day.
>>97658163Don't feel guilty, he bought those UM off some marketplace resellerSame with those blood angels
>>97658226I'm already on to my next project.Keep seething. kek!
>>97658222I’m an unemployable neet and the most exercise I get is when I choke the shit out of my cock to women who look like they can shit big and can piss hard enough to dissolve it. I have managed to collect a small collection of blood angels.
>>97658225Because he has a compulsive desire to paint glow effects but a refusal to do it sensibly.
>>97658222I am 29 and make £110kBut I'm not a gym goer, I just jog a lot
>>97658222I'm 30 and get disability. The neet life is fun and all but i'd trade it for being healthy in a heartbeat.
>>97658248>>97658249is there no end to the depravity in your souls?
>>97658242the imperium nihlus is ALMOST cool, because it turns half of the galaxy into the border princes, aka, the ideal setting for a wargame with 50 guys on each side, but it's a lot of wasted potential.
>>97658258HELLBLASTERSyou are 6 months over due
>>97658249I shit on gw art direction a lot, but it is wild how bad 99% of stls are and like 90% of conversions people do are downgrades, so I guess I need to give them some credit.
>>97658255Pardon my asking but where do you live that you can live off disability and afford 40kI qualify for it in my state but if I took it I'd need a roommate just to afford rent on a small apartment in my small town lmao
>>97658232>>97658231>>97658254>>97658179What the fuck. What are you guys doing to make so much money?
>>97658258Seething no games will never own a good looking army.
>>97658266What makes most STLs bad? I feel like this mentality has both merit and brand loyalty but I'm not sure which side is stronger than the other. Generally what makes STLs good? Or at least acceptable? Same goes for conversions.
>>97658276Working a job?Everything depends on contextLow 6 figures in dogshit areas like LA or NY actually isnt that muchAnything around like 50-80k is very normal for a person around age 30 and very livable if you live in a normal fucking area
>>97658277>>97658218>>97658148It's a lot less fun knowing people are false flagging now.
>>97658286>now
>>97658263why do you keep posting this
>>97658286What do you mean “now”? Its been obvious for fucking months people are just trolling with this shit and replying to themselves and shit
>>97658286Its the orbiter, he's a complete lunatic without any morals or boundaries.
>>97658222I'm 27 and have a boring office job making around $45k I still live with my parents, real estate here is abhorrent. I'm no neet and I help around the house, but it's not a great feeling.
>>97658046Yes, but none of them are 40k, so I still play 40k.
>>97658292>he doesn't know
>>97658286I’m not the guys you replied to, but I’ve been impersonating as him on and off since last year.
>>97658303King shit
>>97658286>>97658296>>97658294Disgusting cretins.
>>97658297What do you mean? Your situation is fantastic? I know it sucks you live at home and it probably makes it harder to get pussy and makes you feel like a loser but you are currently immune to the biggest money-sink imaginable which is housing. I assume you don’t pay rent to your parents and they might even provide food/grocery to you as well. You probably keep more money in your pocket than most people who make 60-70k annuallyYoure in a great spot even if it doesnt feel like itSave up your acorns
>>97658304>I am dealing with painters block which started when the collage anon banned me from participating.jesus
How's that new prime model going, nidfags
>>97658319Don't reply to your own pathetic schizo archives
>>97658304>archivefag
>>97658310cringe
>>97658317You're genuinely pathetic.
>>97658326uh oh, stinky
>>97658304The funniest thing about this is that you've got some anon's getting hellblasters to paint purely to to dunk on him now.
>>97658046>Why do you guys play 40k?I don't play. I just collect the models to paint and look at because I'm too autistic to go to an LGS and I am fearful of having a spergout by losing my composure. >There are better board games out there.I'm surprised autists haven't compiled a list of alternative sci-fi wargames that easily allow for the implementation of 40k models to be played. With the exception of OPR, I'm also surprised that a fan edition of 40k that is actually written well and I mean actually written well not just by GW standards also doesn't exist.I would not be surprised if one did exist but GW threw the book at it to silence it quickly before it got a lot of attention.
>drill is slightly too big >absolutely destroys the barrel of the unique bolter i was preparing>get sad>grab a regular bolter>drill the barrel on it, it turns out just fine>use scalpel to remove the destroyed bits of the ruined bonter>cut off the good barrel and put it on the new bare oneYeah im a master hobbier
>>97658319>>I am dealing with painters block which started when the collage anon banned me from participating.I feel like he posted this yestarday as well.
>>97658334kek wtf? He seemed to be giving him words of encouragement anon.
>>97658326Nta but what's schizo about the archive? It doesn't lie and is there for all to see.
>>97658339That's the hobby experience in a nutshell, knowing whatever you fuck up you can fix and what you can't fix you can reuse and what you can't fix and can't reuse you learn from.
>>97658317I don't, and they do, but it certainly feels like freeloading.Also doesn't help I got a degree in something useless outside of an initial pay increase.
>>97658351but he's got a carefully curated schizochives to abuse and slander other anons here. He somehow pieces them together to form fake narratives and trick the board into believing things. Its all very esoteric in nature.
Two questions:On the upper-right corner of the base I had the idea to put down a little footpath. Should I keep that there or just spam grass tufts (my beloved) instead?Second, what color should exposed/chipped ceramite be? I know there's at least three different lore answers, but what's the preferred one among painters?
>>97658339I just paint a black dot
>>97658338The problem is that a lot of the old guard of 40k has simply left to play other games over the years and never looked back. The creative types play other games and have for a very long time. So the only people left in the 40k community are those that are ok with the current mess of a state of the game we are in. We traded the wargamer hobbyist crowd for the zoomer competitive board gamer crowd intentionally.
>>97658353Its not freeloading theyre your parentsTheir genetic destiny is directly linked to your wellbeingMost places dont really care what your degree is in as long as you have oneMy degree is in marine biology and I make about 65k working in a hospital lmfaoAnd I could make closer to 80k if I go somewhere else
>>97658218ban evader >>97658004
>>97658354what the fuck are you talking about lmao, this is legit schizo shit
>>97658364Neither of those posts is the real deal
>>97658280not looking like shit.I buy a ton of wargames atlantic models and frostgrave shit, I do not like GW. However, gw mogs 99% of the 3d print alternatives to their models.
>>97658367we know, there's more shitting when he's in a mood.
>>97658364Neither of those posts are the mutant. Also his style is to just adamantly deny that black SWs exist.
Thoughts on turning 40k into a rank and flank?
>>97658373Well yeah no shit but their models cost probably 10-20x more than just printing it
>>97658376Ive told him that already but he's fucking retarded
>>97658354But it doesn't work like that. You can just search up the post. Also I remember all the main shit the decalfag has done too, he isn't making any fake narratives.>Other anons It's just the one guy. I wonder who is making fake narratives really
I love the collages
>>97658381>Ive told him that already but he's fucking retardedMany such cases. It's very sad.
>>97658387
>>97658387For me it was this one and the Halloween collage
>>97658379There should be option for both, it would be fun.Looking at your picrel it strikes me how far 40k has strayed from its roots. I weep.
>>97658373>not looking like shit.>like shitPlease pardon my autism, but what are some specific characteristics that saves an STL from looking bad? I know stuffing every 3D polygon with excessive detail is a big complaint but I'm not sure what the rest are.
>>97658387>>97658396yes, please post what you have. i'm newer to the thread and want to see what real anons paint.
>>97658346>Lives with parents stillYOUR SITUATION IS FANTASTIC!!!! Pathetic.
>>97658380if your bottleneck is money and not time for painting, you're ngmi
>>97658381The reason why falseflaggers are so effective at baiting as you is you genuinely are that unhinged and obnoxious when you start cryingYou acted the same exact way with your tripcode on
Holy shit how dry are you gonna milk this lolcow? Do you really have nothing better to d- Oh.
>>97658400>>97658404Will do anon
>>97658406I mean thats called being young and some more money minded people like saving money to invest to make more money and retire early so all the more power to them as far as im concerned
>>97658408No its because you and other let him get away with it for fucking YEARS! and now he's seemingly got full autonomy to insult modelers including myself without consequences.
>>97657971Yea, this has been a thing forever, chuds just got mad because they don't know better
>>97658084>>97658110Yeah, it really is a bummer.The least they could do is release an e-book version of it.
>>97658419Im cool with this niggaHe looks dope
>>97658418You realize when people try to tell you to stop being obnoxious your immediate response shouldn't be obnoxious schizophrenia right?Somebody compared you to pirate software recently and that's honestly very apt
>>97658411
>>97658432
>>97658405Society is collapsing and men who would have 5 kids now hipe to be debt free and possibly with a girlfriend by the time they are 40.
>>97658339That must've felt goooood.
>>97658411i appreciate it, thank you saving them all
>>97658435It was amazing we got so many people for that one
Which army's players tend to be on the down low?
>>97658443
>>97657971Can I have a source with page numbers if from a codex?I'm not sure if it is a perpetuated lie or not.The same goes for that Dark Angels "The Rock" named after a gay nightclub. I've asked for objective proof but never got it. Just feels like a perpetuated lie to not offend anyone.
>>97658436The dude is 27 lol hes fineTakes time to get established nowadaysHes got 45k inflow with essentially no outflowDecent spot financiallyHe’ll figure his shit out
>>97658451space wolves and blood angels
>>97658451Gee I wonder...
>>97658452idk if the suspicion is bad or not, but i'm being genuine
>>97658451space wolf players are always secretly gay bottoms and literally only lesbian women play sisters of battle
>>97658451Knights
>>97658443No worries, i think that's all I have but there may be more.I really enjoy seeing what people do for them
>>97658413It takes at least 2 weeks to paint a kit to a reasonable standard if you do anything else with your life, and if 200 dollars a month on a really time consuming hobby is too much for you you should be spending your time anjd money on getting a decent job, not a printer.
>>97658379BEGONE, PERRYNIGGER!
>>97658474Transbians*
>>97658476it's far better use of the image count than some of the other things being posted here right now
>>97658474Thanx Ultradyke I think we've had enough from the peanut gallery today.
>>97658387Why?Is it because you have no meaning in life and you are desperate to feel like a part of something?
>>97658479I mean you say all this shit but some people just dont prioritize the shit you do
>>97658403Stiff posesThoughtless "cool" designs that look totally out of place with the faction they're meant to be inInconsistant resolution of detail excessive ornamentation
>>97658474i was about to refute this with my anecdote that the gigabutch legbeard lezzer at my LGS plays tyranids but then i remember she has sisters too
>>97658379WW1 showed that this is a bad idea against modern/future weaponry.
>>97657271>>97657278Huh. I legit thought you were dead.
>>97658494Yeah those are real bad
>>97658483not sure what that is, but sounds like a werewolf/space wolf thing
>>97658489Because it's fun anon.You don't need to project insecurities onto others, you are allowed to do things you enjoy.
>>97658491I am a lot smarter than a lot of people yea
>>97658436>>97658457t.Low T men
>>97658495Introduce me to her, im begging you
>>97658451GSC
>>97658505Yet you’re here in the toy thread arguing about 3-D printing lol
>>97658489demoralised no one awardfor (You)
>>97658495was gonna bring up my lesbian friend who plays iron warriors, but remembered she has a small sisters project
>>97658494I've always found it weird seeing STL designers cram so much excessive detail into the STLs. Why do so many do that? Do they not know these models are intended to be painted? I fear it happening to future to resin and plastic models eventually.
What's March's collage theme?
>>97658510
>>97658481Use the Perrymanlet warding image he flees from it like a vampire from a cross.
>>97658514I do make some bad choices.
>>97657615>>97658521
>>97658527fucking KEK
>>97658514They're models not toys, get it right you bum.
>>97658496Russo-Japanese War really.
>>97658537autism
>>97658485and yet im right on both counts
>>97658540we don't share our afflictions here
>>97658544and just how many Space Wolves players do you know sweetie?
>>97658304Lmao.
>>97658519Most stl makers have a very poor ability to translate their computer screen image to a painted irl miniature in their head. This is because 1. it's just hard to 2. most have never hand sculpted 3. a lot of them have little interest in models at all actually, and are just 3d artists who are doing it because it skips all the tedious shit 3d models for any other purpose require4. many of them are novice hobbyists who are bad at it The natural thing to do when you dont know better is add shit until it looks good at zoomed in and taking up your whole moniter.
>>97658553Don't mock people who are struggling, it will come back to bite you in the ass.
>>976585483.. two are white twinks and one is a gay bear
My talented digital artist sister is allowing me to have a family discount (free) for one art piece because she has art block and only doing commissions at the moment.I was thinking of something 40k related, buuuuuut.>Given how the online 40k community is when it comes to consuming 40k art and treating artists.Is it better that I ask her to draw something else and avoid Warhammer 40k digital art as it may be more harmful than helpful in her building a following?
>>97658474Hell yeah
>>97658304can you post the knights that mogged his?
long shot, but does anyone have those images of hellblasters a retarded guy posted with cottonballs for basing with photos taken in a microwave years ago?
If a 5'4, 135kg man was to ingest a piece of sprue roughly 2 inches in length, should this theoretical man seek medical attention?
>>97658573This guy is going from micro plastics to macro plastics
>>97658557>one is a gay bearIs he...single?
>>97658573The man should, theoretically, attempt to induce vomitting. If that fails, probably yea, especially if the hypothetical sprue peice had any jagged edges.
>>97658573Nah you'll shit it out probably
>>97658537Tom Cruise isn't real
>>97658579he's gay retard
>>97658573Wouldn't worry about it, I've been eating bits and pieces of my marines for 4 years now, no health concerns so far
>>97658494i occasionally play against a guy who has these and they look pretty good imohe is an elite level painter which might carry the sculpts
>>97658573TWO WHOLE INCHES??
>>97658573>5'4>298lb>should this theoretical man seek medical attentionYes, but not for the plastic.
>>97658579nah he comes to the lgs with his husband to play occasionally. our store has the rep of being the lgbt store so mostly rainbow ppl stop there since another store is the chud one
>>97658485>>97658548temper temper pedo
>>97658573>5'4
>>97658586What did he mean by this?
>>97658564
>>97658597>nah he comes to the lgs with his husband
>>97658591>NTA but>he is an elite level painter which might carry the sculptsI think it does work wonders being good at being a mini painter for those tiny details. But for plebs like me that just basecoat+diluted wash and call it done; excessively detailed sculpts that seem there to push a 3D printer's detail producing capabilities to the limits just seem not worth my time.
>>97658603Tabletop quality only, but not instantly ugly at least, I'll count that as a mogging.
>>97658597>since another store is the chud oneWhat games are played there and what is it like? What are the primary differences between the LGBT store and the Chud one beyond political leanings and what are some surprising similarities? I think 40k would be a similarity but I don't think that one counts because if there is a game store there is a Warhammer scene there.
>>97658573>was to ingest a piece of sprue roughly 2 inches in lengthfucking how
>>97658591You can't polish a turn that much.
>>97658564They don’t exist>>97658597
>>97658619not mine.i see the difference in effort
>>97658573as long as it didn’t have any sharp edges it should pass just fine especially because you’re probably exaggerating the length. on a more worrying note, I’m 5’4 and you’re nearly 200 pounds heavier than me, what the fuck? are you a sphere?
If the april collage is gonna have an extra optional theme with silly stuff and references do you have any fun ideas?I'm thinking about making a squad of bionicle necrons or a squad of marine bikers riding childrens bikes with training wheels
>>97658457>Takes time to get established nowadays>Hes got 45k inflow with essentially no outflow>Decent spot financiallyThat's what I'm saying though 45k was good 20 years ago and 50 years ago he'd already be a dad with 5 kids with his tardwife.>he'll figure his shit outFinancially because the dollar is constantly losing value he can't figure it out, he's doing the best he can because society is fundamentally collapsing like during the late Han dynasty when the value of money vs. labor collapsed leading to men joining radical religious movements or charismatic warlords like Big Dong in hopes of getting paid real money while tranny eunuchs controlled large parts of the government.
>>97658622decalfag got too excited about the new KT kitit might not be "oral" ingestion
>>97658635>>97658589>>97658584>>97658583Thanks anons, I'll wait and see if I "pass" it tomorrow and if not go to the doctor on Friday. I'm just worried about the fact plastic is toxic haha
>>97658651You should be way more worried about perforating your bowels. But you’re so fat your gut is probably packed solid with waste anyway and it’ll pass through.
>>97658651the toxicity isn't the concern, it's an intestinal prefforation
>>97657763Tantalus is legends and no longer for sale
>>97658651Anon you currently have enough plastic in your balls to make a space marine. Passing some more plastic through your stomach isn't gonna poison you, don't worry.
I've been erping with a chat bot of a futa tech priestess, and recs for base models for a female tech priest kitbash?
>>97658659>>97658660>it's an intestinal prefforationI didn't even know that was fucking thing. Doctor tomorrow it is, then.
>>97658605sorry gaynon youll find your 40k bear someday >>97658620>what games are played there and what is it like?mtg, 40k, kill team>What are the primary differences between the LGBT store and the Chud one beyond political leanings and what are some surprising similarities?the chud store has less people and feels less authentic/more cooperate but the autism is def a common trait
why are you assholes talking about wagecuckery? this isnt /biz/ ffs
>>97658675/biz/ doesn't talk about wagecucking /biz/ talks about being software engineers making 300k who also somehow need you to invest in their Chinese pennystock that sells space elevators because it'll totally go to 10 bucks once it gets listed on the Nasdaq and definitely will not rug you and make you broke as fuck.
Space marines = human men> teenage boys> Orks> Women> Tyranids
>>97658688In terms of what, things you want to put your penis into?
>>97658675Because money can be exchanged for goods and services, such as models for your gay little hobby.
>>97658573Death within 24 hours, sorry.
>>97658699>openly participates in a "gay" hobbywtf are you doing here then?>>97658685there are daily wagecuck threads though
>>97658600This picture makes me wish human sexual dimorphism went the other way.
>>97658718Because I'm a massive cocksucking faggot, what's your excuse?
>>97658727its not a gay hobby though, you're just a peanut
>>97658718>there are daily wagecuck threads thoughall of those threads are filled with neets talking about how they make 500k working 2 hours a week and they're sad because their friend makes 600k working 1 hour a week. /biz/ is a larp board not an investment board.
>>97658642I think you’re over-schizo-ing about itNothing wrong with a healthy dose of schizo-ing but you cant go full retard about itHe’s fineHe can take his savings and invest them and save up for a down payment on a home for when he finds a wifey and gets a better job
>>97658222I’m a 30 year old mechanic, haven’t been to the gym in a decade, and make ~50k CAD a year. I should have been smart enough to go into sales of some sort but I like seeing a direct physical result for my labour and the sense of superiority it gives me over my fellows who are clueless when it comes to car stuff. Also college is expensive and most of the people in my family are trailer trash or criminals.
warhammer 40,000?
>>97658782What a gay fucking tattoo you dumb bitch. You should have stayed in the trailer park. At least you know your place servicing your betters.
>>97658792
>>97658782>trailer trash>dumb tattoo It's all coming together.
>>97658791The true grimdark is how much money GW siphons out of us for this hobby when most people who participate are living paycheck to paycheck.
>>97658782MehJob securityPeople are always gonna have cars that need fixing
>>97658782fuck yea mechanicbro sick tattoo and I think your job is cool fuck the haters you made something of yourself from nothing
>>97658668>the chud store has less people and feels less authentic/more cooperatePlease pardon my confusion, but having been here I've seen a lot of talk about how supporting rainbow stuff is seen as inauthentic/corporate. What exactly do you mean when you say "less authentic/more corporate?"I will admit at my LGS I let slip what I think the term is "power level" while playing 40k at the LGS when someone asked me about the rainbow flag doormat.I had an autism about how people walk on the flags of countries they don't like to symbolically disrespect it especially with dirty shoes. He then went to the store manager and I accepted my fate of being banned. I wasn't. The doormat was removed. Haven't seen a replacement for it though.>MTG, 40k, Kill TeamAny particular stand out games besides those or are those the majority games played there? Same goes for the other store. And what makes that local game store a "chud" store?>autism is def a common trait.I need very specific descriptions. I yearn for 40k and LGS related gossip.
>>9765879140% of this thread has been decalposting for like over a year, we can talk about whatever the fuck we want
>>97658824Cease, mutant.
Why don't GW just try making the rules good instead of bad for once?
>>97658833But the mutant doesn't like women.
>>97658821They're gonna automate that with robits in a few years.
>>97658833Stop falseflagging as a decalhater you can't even identify the subhuman properly
>>97658842Yeah ive heard that shit about every industry since I was a child, they really just aren’t
>>97658837they did and it's called the horus heresy
I have a very good idea for a forgefiend kitbash
>>97658842They’re still gonna need people to fix the robots.
>>97658837Too hard.
>>97658842Robots are much more expensive and hard to make work than computers, pretty much all but the most rote physical jobs are outlasting anything intellectual outside leadership rolesnot a good thing btw
>>97658830tbf at least he talks about the game and has models, cant say the same for most of these threads
>>97658636I wonder if I can make a guy purely out of glueing together random shit from different armies from my bits box
>>97658843>stop falseflagging as a decalhater Kek you people are fucking nuts
>>97658782I went to a comic store and saw a qt trans with a mechanicus tattoo and when i said I liked it she had this thousand yard stare before saying "we are in a bad place right now" ( i think this was during 9th when things were REALLY bad)Anyway, warhammer
>>97658863>tbf at least he talks about the gameno he doesn't>and has modelscommissioned models don't count
>>97658586>Tom Cruise isn't realThen explain THIS
>>97658871PROMOTIONS
>>97658878Wuhoh, my bad
>>97658837>Why don't GW just try making the rules good instead of bad for once?I think GW deliberately makes their rules subpar to prevent an edition from becoming a universally praised and beloved edition with a dedicated fan community following that "updates" it when new models comes out that would harm the sales of future editions of 40k. I think codexes are a big part of GW's sales so GW deliberately chooses not to put out their full potential or hiring genuinely good wargaming talent for their 40k wargame. They probably don't want a "Ninth Age Fantasy Battles" kind of scenario where a fan community makes a fan updated edition of their games. I know Ninth Age wasn't motivated to continue a beloved Warhammer Edition, but I think GW deliberately holds back their talent's full potential to prevent such a scenario from happening.>source: the unshaved hole between my rear cheeks. It is just a conspiracy theory. I can accept being wrong, but if it turns out to be true I will be surprised and happy to have the bragging rights of suspecting this before the info came out.
>>97658874I do and I paint my models you disgusting shill
>>97658874>commissioned models don't countI think he does paint them as they're all to a similar leve/standard. He's discussed painting techniques in the past, no? So he has some knowledge.
>>97658860Nah in a few years automation will take most physical jobs and ai most administrative ones. We'll all be able to live like neets and paint minis all day or stave to death. One or the other
>>97658889>He's discussed painting techniques in the past, no? So he has some knowledge.he claims he brush painted all of his knights despite them having clear sprayed on coats with gradients where the person spraying them didn't even bother to get a full coat
>>97658885I think they're just retarded, and 40k is where they send the retards desperate to work "for warhammer" that they pay mcdonalds wages to because they know as long as they keep the content churning they'll sell out of basically every product they release.All the oldheads and people they respect as humans work on the specialist games.
>>97658902Drybrushing perhaps? I don't care, I've no horse in this race lol
>>97658864On investigation I have no spare legs.But I have lots of spare arms. Necessity is the mother of invention.
>>97658889>He's discussed painting techniques in the past, no?Yeah, he felt called out when some anon pointed out you should avoid coffee stains when applying washes
>>97658874>>97658889as fucking painful as he is he definitely paints his own shit, ive asked questions about techniques very early on and he told me how he did it. the OSL isnt that great so i doubt a commission painter would do it that way
>>97658895Thats silly lmao
>>97658435I still cringe seeing mine on there next to the rest. Feels mediocre by comparison.
>>97658895I've worked in procuring robots for automation unironically and the economy just isn't there. Mexicans are cheaper than robots 90% of the time unless it's very simple and high volume, like dumping boxes of standardized products onto a belt and shit like that. Unless you're running an amazon warehouse level operation, it's almost always better to hire a mexican to do it. Mechanical repair is 100% going to be human for decades to come.
>>97658825the chud store the owner is a hyper capitalist that is always trying to push everyone to buy something, he also is the store that is openly not leftist whereas the other stores are openly leftist and advertises as a safe space that doesnt want conservatives money
>>97658905>I think they're just retardedThat is a possibility.>butI like to assume that they aren't that stupid. I like to assume things before concluding that those in charge are dumb.Would you be surprised if my tinfoil conspiracy theory turns out to be true?I should have mentioned but GW seems to put their best talent on games that aren't "mainline" 40k. Look at the 6mm Epic. To my knowledge it has a dedicated fan community following because the game is so beloved and I think it is not just because it is a 40k game that better reflects the scales of 40k conflict but also because it is genuinely a fun game and not just by GW standards.
>>97658914There is no convincing a crazy man/woman
>>97658914>commission painter would do it that wayI knew a guy who claimed to be good enough to commission paint, took a hundreds of bucks order for a Knight, fucked it up worse than you can imagine and literally got beat bloody by the customer and his mate after refusing a refund.
>>97658878>>97658882what was the pic? post link to it
>>97658601he thinks the russo-jap war is the boshin war
>>97658920Yeah as if a dealership is going to want to buy an 8-figure machine with 7-figure annual maintenence costs that is capable of handling every imaginable repair on every imaginable make and model of car (doesnt exist obviously) and then also buy another 8 figure machine with 7 figure annual maintenance costs capable of actually diagnosing the car’s problems before feeding it into the other machineInstead of just hiring some guy for 50k a year
>>97658920But muh chinese robot that can dance and shit. They promised me automated neetdom 3000 years ago. I just wanna stay home and paint minis while the clankers work the fields ffs
>>97658934My Knights look fine, ive only had people fawn over them in person.
>>97658943>My Knights look fine,I didn't say they weren't? Defensive little Decalfag.
>>97658948I thought you were implying if someone got them commissioned that they should be the painter to a pulp like the guy you know.
>>97658922I take it that the communities of these two stores in their own ways are the worst of both worlds due to rampant autism? Any drama? I'm bored. Worst "drama" that happened at my LGS was a furry who showed up to a tournament in full costume of what I assume is the man-wolf thing he wants to be and his opponent got mad that the big glove paws were knocking over models and a staff had to tell him to take off the glove parts.
>>97658954Beat*
>>97658934>literally got beat bloody by the customer and his mate after refusing a refund.based
>>97658943people irl aren't going to walk up to you and say "looks shit mate", even if it does, and at most lgs like 50% of people are finger painting retards who will praise anything that has paint roughly inside the lines, which to your credit, you achieve. also you are mentally ill and attention starved.
>>97658959Rigggggght
>>97658934makes me wonder how often people fake to be commission painters, theres one in a buy swap sell groups in my country and keeps posting ads for it despite being a very ordinary painter. everyone has told him that hes shit but he keeps posting ads for his "services", its just getting embarrassing now
>>97658943they look like utter fucking shit and literally every other poster here thinks so too
>>97658934>literally got beat bloody by the customer and his mate after refusing a refund.If he was being as scummy as your post implies he was then he deserved it.Really how common or rare are physical fights at the LGS? Especially over Warhammer?I know there was an armed robbery for pokemon cards. Not sure if such a thing for Warhammer would happen. I'm unsure why it hasn't happened yet.
>>97658969>tfw usually get complimented on the paintjob of my army by my opponentwhen you put it like that i dont feel as special anymore
>>97658971There's a lot of those, I used to have a lolcow of mine called "autarkis painting" who did really beginner tier terrible stuff but had a whole website and everything. He even made a golden demon entry that was like, babies fist contrast model tier. I think some niggas are just delulu to the extreme.
>>97658974Ive never seen anything close to a fight in all my years of warhammer. That being said several LGS near me have been robbed of trading cards. Which is just further proof that TCG players are deranged
>>97658978meassure it based on the quality of their army and the specificity of the compliment. >>97658974worst that ever happens is unattended models going missing and ending up on ebay
>>97658974>If he was being as scummy as your post implies he was then he deserved it.Oh he was. Had a proper spergout, hurled insults, played the victim, the whole Jewmanual to try and worm his way out of it. Dude was also just an asshole, and the Knight he "painted" wasn't worth a few bucks never mind the insane price he asked. I distinctly remember coffee stains from washes on the armour plates of the top carapace bit Knights have (?) which is unacceptable in a commission imo
>>97658978unless you get honest compliments here your models are garbage
>>97658970I love how you just assumed the furfag was playing the space yiffs and got offended preemptively
>>97658959Worst thing that happened at my LGS was someone breaking in and stealing all pokémon, one piece and mtg singles and sealed product. They left yugioh and like everything else. Not a single Warhammer box stolen either. Besides that it's just fat chuds like me there, not a lot of drama
>>97658943>ive only had people fawn over them in person.I demand audio recordings as proof.
>>97658984its usually someone that has a fully painted army and is pleasant to be around. i guess their army varies in quality, sometimes base coat with a wash, sometimes top tier. they usually say it looks great and ask me what i did to achieve an effect, etcpeople with a mix of greytide / primed / half painted models never compliment anything but ive come to expect that
>>97658982>TCG players are derangedI mean the prices they pay make me feel a little bit better for how much I've paid for in this hobby.>>97658984>worst that ever happens is unattended models going missing and ending up on ebayYour post scared me.Is there a legal protocol I can follow to either get my model(s) back or stop the thief from benefiting from his awful actions? I fear this happening to me now. I live in Canada but hopefully the legal steps if something like this happens should be similar in other countries.
>>97658863models don’t matter if you’re absolutely insufferable to be around. The worst posters here are model posters because it gives them a sense of superiority for being a “primary”. Ben, Edgecoc, and now the Decalfag are all model posters and they are massive menaces to any thread they inhabit. I honestly can’t name anyone as bad these fuckers that doesn’t also post models.
>>97658992>Wearing a Wolf CostumeGee Who could they be playing!?!?!?!? Imbecile.
>>97658990i have in the past at least, im a bit inconsistent with my work though, some of it looks decent, some models look ordinary to me
>>97658972Post models with TS
>>97659010which poster was ben? im not familiar with that model poster
>>97658990Ive got compliments here plenty but I have a dedicated group of haters sadly.
>>97659021
>>97659029are you the custodes poster?
>>97659034its decalnigger, none of the compliments he got were honest
>>97658978Its best to think of it in tiers imoBad models (thick paint, poor assembly, conspiuous mold lines, sloppy)Table top (paint where it's supposed to be, but just the basics)Good quality models (competent highlights, weathering, ect. Everyone should aim for this at least, and anyone who isn't retarded should achieve it)Great models (Good quality models pushed forward by tasteful conversions, good color choices, exceptional lighting, ect)Display/competition (you know it when you see it) For a quick example, >>97658432top row left to right, high good, low good, tabletop, bad but the beginner kind of bad not retard kind, good, high goodthe techmarine and sister on the row below are examples of great
>>97658990My ratio of compliments to shit talk has improved steadily as I've been here which is a nice indicator of skill growth.
>>97657181>supposed to be terrifying body horror alien bugs>haha dude let's give them little guns with little hands and straight up swords>not even some combination fused sword or gun It's like someone at GW has this amazing imagination, but then they have to go through the suits who rape his ideas
>>97659070you haven't painted anything in 6 months and the last thing you did was at exact same level as first models you ever posted here, not sure what growth are you talking about lmao
>>97659029>Ive got compliments here plentyyou only get compliments from people who do it to shitpost because they know they'll get (you)s from your haters for pretending to like your sloppa
>>97659083I should have put NTA at the start of that post, I'm not who you think
>>97659029samefagging doesn't count.
>>97659086>that one torture rape pagei... dont want one anymore..
>>97659090Nope there are been plenty of genuine posts
>>97659023Most of his models were from AoS, but he had a small IG army and this is one of his ogryns that was posted a lot.
What's the DEAL with Admech? Are they fun to paint or is that just the box art messing with my mind?
>>97659119They are a challenge to paint but they are fun to paint in that they have a lot of neat details and such.
Alright so let me get this straight, you think HH and LI models are better than 40k?I do, and I'm tired of pretending I don't
>>97659150Mechanicum and auxillia clear their 40k equivs and it's not close, especially mechanicum Marines are ok, I kitbash them with 40k csm and it's fun, but they're not as good overall as 40k csm.LI large models are great but the infantry is vile
>>97659165I think a mix of 40k ad mech and 30k mechanicum would be absolutely perfect. All the techpriests are good along with skitarii and it would definitely complete the faction.
>>97659165>Mechanicum and auxillia clear their 40k equivs and it's not close, especially mechanicumnot anymore lmfaothose dogshit 30k skitarii are the most embarrassing thing they've ever released for either admech and drag it down so hard
>>97659150most models are hit or miss, a lot of old hh models have resin derp (details that are only possible when resin is hand sculpted and look out of place next to any plastic mini from the past decade)
>>97659194I like them
>>97659086Don't worry, after the refresh nobody is going to want a Drukhari girlfriend anymore
I wish we had a unified range
So it's not worth getting into admech?
>>97659247I like painting the models so I'm into them.
>>97659247If you don't love them enough to get them when everyone around you tells you not to get them, you don't love them enough to be satisfied with how much they cost for what they are.
Is there any faction so bad to collect for any reason (cost, difficulty, quality, unsupported) that you wouldn't recommend anyone collect them?Maybe just Imperial Agents?
>>97657161Eldar are for _____
finally got one of my two sternguard vets boxes done !!
>>97659272agents due to lackluster support, in narative imo they can work ok but it's so stretched apart from things that used to be sorta 3 different armies before and none are really pulling ahead and little to no overlapdrukhari till refresh, right now it's borderline back to it's 3rd ed "only buyable 2nd hand"space marines waac style, if you just want a thematic dogshit there is nothing wrong but otherwise prepare to be a paypig for new shiny thing otherwiseSoB, guard, GSC, horde 'nids, ad mech are just so fucking expensive even if you'd try to cheat on some of them and offset with a knight/armigers (purely points wise where ratio is better on ally knight than your own combat patrol)
>>97659301sisters are a more expensive army? I didn't even check I assumed everything was priced similarlyi like them too much to care now
>>97659311sisters are for women only anon
>>97659272Agents aren't a real faction but they have some very kino, creative and thematic models. So they're still worth it from a collector's perspective, or even if you want a neat allied unit for low stakes friendly games.
>>97659315i see through you anon
>>97659320wdym ?
>>97659328that’s one smart SoB, she’s testing his ability to be influenced by chaos. if he said yes, then that shows he’ll love a daemon as long as he has romantic attachment to it. clearly someone who would need to be put into a reeducation camp at minimum.
>>97659336
>>976593112 characters per squad, each priced "appropriately" in $$, transports, vehicles, trade piecesmaybe could be brought up as general complaints but if your army is expected to trade units it will be on more expensive part in order to not get tabled turn 3
>>97658860the point of robots is not to be cheaper, the point is for oppressed CEOs to stick it to those arrogant codemonkeys and greasemonkeys who "want to be paid enough to live and shit", the greedy fucks!
>>97657337>Big project this year was gonna be building up an Eldar Wraith list (Already got most of the list, just gotta put some of them together)>Crucible Character creator lets me make my warlord a Wraithlord >Every variant of Wraiths (Minus the Knights but fuck those) is down 10 points and my list now has 70 points freed upDoin pretty good
>>97658978I consider myself a B- painter but I’ve had complete randoms at game stores complement my minis while I was playing games against other people. Even a few of my older and much worse minis. Freehand goes a long way in normie eyes. Othertimes folks just don’t have great taste idk. Still, take the compliments where you can get them.
>>97659301Whenever Drukhari does get their refresh, they will easily be the most expensive Army in the game to collect. Just saying. You can look at their points and the number of models and vehicles that they have to take to be viable.
>>97659396imo they will go with boiling the frog approach and develop covers mone to give an illusion of needing that much shit only to end up in where we are now by 12th, kinda like votann started out as semi elite only now to be quite hordey
>>97659315Just a guro fanLosing is a lot more fun when you like imagining your army getting diced up and evaporated.
>My paints got delayed
>>97658358Bumping both of these questions.
>>97659469spam grass, it'll look cool trust me
>>97659468>my paints haven't even been shipped
>>97659468my snow paste tooweep for us damned souls
>>97659492if you're in the north-east just go outside and pick some up off the ground
>>97659482
>>97659469I use thunderhawk blue and fenrisian grey (covered with a highly thinned black contrast) for scratches and highlights over black armour.
>>97659295LOVE!LacerationObliterationVivisectionEvisceration
>>97657601I've got 3 30k models to paint but if I have time I'll paint Fugean for the collage.
>>97659492Baking soda+glue+white paint works pretty well imo
>>97659551Although I did finish this guy yesterday I suppose the spear could count as a big stick, or, since it's an eldar, you could count the stick up its ass.
>>97659539But what about for deeper stuff like craters in armor?
>>97657571>The real redpill is to paint them especially black so they look like they came from, say, Ethiopia instead of Compton.jet black with red lips like a minstrel
>>97659555I did that for basing on a few models but it rotted and started flaking off the base.
>>97659559The deeper the crevice the darker the shade. There's plenty of different ways to get that. Black wash or darker grey tone.
>>97659566Yeah you need to hit it with a gloss varnish pretty soon after application.
Would painting necrons as the droid army from star wars be cringe? Kinda wanna make my necrons be part of the separatists that existed before they became necrons and I think it'd be funny to have the paint scheme be the CIS from star wars
>spent so long looking at models to buy that i haven't bought anything and now don't know if i even like 40kThere must be a word for this mental illness
>>97659701The Hobby™ is about buying whatever product GW releases (preorder now before it sells out and you miss out!), not liking 40k.
>>97659701adhd?i never start anything unless i have been thinking about it consistently for like 3 years, i can't trust myself otherwise
Are World Eaters a meme faction that GW will abandon?
>>97659746why would you think that to begin with?
>>97659746No, they're the most popular god legion by far
>>97659652which paint scheme?they just use a few standard military schemes i doubt anyone would really notice
>>97659652Is that even a scheme? The droids are just beige
what the FUCK are imperial agentsI have never heard of this faction
>>97659757Kinda like witch hunter/daemon hunters codexes from back in the day as well as deathwatch all wrapped up into one army, it's what you play if you want to play inquisition.
Why is that every space marine chapter that isn't dude blood angels dude adeptus astartes dude custodes is actually kinoIt's like you people are deliberately hiding the kino marine chapters
>>97659773What is this saying? What are the kino chapters specifically?
>>97659791Kino chapters>black templars, bonus for making redditors seethe>iron fists for being obnoxiously yellow, therefore only real enjoyers will paint them>grey knights for looking cool as fuck
>>97659773>posts one of the shittiest, ugliest, downgraded models
>>97659810but me big sword...
>>97659800black templars are peak redditthey literally had a multi month meltdown over the black templars being grimdark in their new codex instead of noblebright heromen
>>97659812I find it hard to believe they're more reddit than DUDE 80S TOYS SPACE DWARVES or the sisters of battle, who seemed literally designed to appeal to the "not heckin oversexualized but badass female characters" redditfags
>>97659812>Reddit had a cry over how they don't like it>That means it's peak Reddit What the fuck are you talking about
>>97659814>who seemed literally designed to appeal to the "not heckin oversexualized but badass female characters" redditfagscould you be any more obvious about your tourist status>>97659815they LOVE black templarsthey HATE black templars being not goody-two-shoes like they are in helsreach
>>97659823t. 16er
you could mock every faction in a reddit minded manner to be fairwarhammer is a reddit game
>>97659828You can boil everything down to some snarky reddit phrase, but really, some factions are more reddit in spirit than others, as such, we call those factions redditTyranids aren't reddit because they're mindless, hungry, all consuming bugs (inb4 redditors are mindless consumers), and they have no le epic primarch hero, no le epic named characters
>>97659823Who gives a fuck about sixteen year old BL slop. Reddit crying about the new BT codex means they're obviously not "peak reddit" you dumbass.
Must we do this EVERY thread
>>97659832I'm sorry you had to find out this way :(
>>97659838Stop bitching already ffs
whats the in-universe reason for gravis being t6 and termies being t5?
>>97659831the nids subreddit is the single most popular of all the factions anonnow you look like a FOOL
>>97659840Every thread is the same shit with you peopleNext you'll accuse me of being decalfag
You retards worry too much about what constitutes reddit.
>>97659843You’re responding to said decalfag at this very moment you oaf
>>97659839>Only pretending
>>97659844what are you the worry police?i say what i please nigger this isn't reddit
>>97659832>Delayed response because you had to Google what the hell helsreach isLmao tourist >>97659840Kill yourself immediately decalnigger
>>97659849Not what he saidYou doing okay redditor?
I go to reddit sometimes and Im not ashamed to admit it, there I said it.
>>97659851>>97659852Peak 9gag right here
>>97659855you are anonymous there's no honor in admitting to being a braindead retard if nobody knows or cares who you are, everyone already assumed we had at least one of you faggots here or we wouldn't be saying>go backto people we don't like
>>97659652>>97659754you could probably do something that's beige, brown, black, and red. i think that'd be cool.
>>97659652just play star wars legion
>>97659838hold still while i push my tongue into your anus
I made fun of him, but he genuinely is one of the most unique models and I keep thinking about him
>>97659894he looks fine with a repose of his legs
>>97659855What I've found is that advice/questions are actually answered pretty well, it's everything else, especially politics like the alphabet shit where they go mental
>word bearers get nothing despite being teased
>>97659894Would still be better as a squad instead of just one weirdo
>>97659746they're very popular but maybe gw didn't realize how popular they'd be and didn't really have a proper 2nd wave for them ready for 10th edition they plan to blend daemons into the deity legions was probably made ages ago so they likely wanted to do that before giving 2nd waves for legions not named deathguard i'm sure we're gonna see a huge boost for them and hopefully the other legions as well
I don't want dark mech. I want heretek.
>>97659918>entire squad of bamboo boogie bootslmfao
>>97659915Have faith
ugh. all 4 of my basing material cans completely bricked to stone. fuck
>>97659978What causes that anyway? I used to think it was the cold but I have three cans that sat through single digit degrees and they're still working.
>>97659989Apparently you're meant to store them upside down after use otherwise that happens, but it hasn't happened to me
Which faction gives best sloppy toppy?
>>97659992That sounds silly. It's not like they're sold upside down those cans will sit in home depot for months
>>97659994is that like a blumpy?
>this was animated in 1987 and still looks goodIT WAS ANIMATED IN THE PEAK OF THE JAPANESE ECONOMY BY A HIGHLY TALENTED STUDIOI FUCKING HATE REDDITORSAlthough is AdMech the /m/fag faction?
>>97659998It's just head my dude
What exactly is a range refresh, does it mean new sculpts, entirely new models?
holy shit, you guys mean BL to mean black library, not boys love
>>97660024it means the models in the range getting new models
>>97660005disappointing
>>97660028How homosexual do you have to be that your first thought on seeing BL is boy love?
>>97660059I spend a lot of time on /a/ alright
>>97660024It means they replace models with ones that have less or no modularity, needlessly larger bases, some different weapon option to soft squat your existing models and everyone is now standing on rocks.
97660069trying too hard
>literally only two imperial fists models
Imperial Fists?More like Imperial Farts!
So when people say Space Marines are boring, they really just mean Adeptus Astartes right? Because outside of those, they have tons of cool and interesting models in the different chapters
>>97660149>>97660149>>97660149
>>97659989well for mine there was a white disc, covered in paste, on the underside of the lids that fell off when you opened it. i thought it was just packaging flash so i threw it out.turns out it was a sort of sealing gasket, and without it the cans wont seal completely airtight. another can where i left the white bit in because it didnt fall off ended up being perfectly fine
>>97657623Neat, just got some neophyte hybrids in the mail last night.Gonna paint them in a similar theme to my High fleet gorgon army.
>>97660065So the answer is "very", cool cool.
>>97658280>What makes most STLs bad?You can only become big guy if you make your 40k proxies distinct enough GW can't fuck you over. So basically chinese knockoff tier which look inherently wrong. The very reason shit like Atlan Forge is so bad >>97658494There are those who don't care about GW and make literal 1:1 proxies, but just better designed. But they know that GW can easily roll over them. They usually hide their minis during week and only make them buyable on weekends (GW strike teams don't work then), or just reupload their stuff after getting dmca on new accounts and sites. But that's obviously annoying.
>>97658573Yeah that's a risk of perforated bowel or something, I'd go to emerg.
>>97660001so why can't they do it today?
>>9765736510 points is barely a nerf anon
