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Imperial Fists Edition

>Community Links:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/
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https://wahapedia.ru

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>Pre 10th Torrent:
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>10th Edition Rules:
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>Previous Thread:
>>97657161

>Thread question
Don't have a good one, make your own.
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To ask my question again, people are just annoyed at Astartes jerking right, not the entirety of SM? Although I do agree it is a bit annoying to have constant SM models and other races get shafted, but they're easy to modify
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>TQ:

The Dataslate was boring. What big change would you have made to send 10th off with the bang it deserves?
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Let Chaos idols take this thread!
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KIND
KOLOSSAL
KUSTODES
KNOCKERS
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Could it take 3 imperial guardsmen and a noble to break a marines arm
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wish they would have made the twin lance better. its too expensive for what it does.
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Is it bad to romance a neophyte?
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Are Combat Patrols worth it just for hobbying and painting, or is it better to get boxes of smaller specific units?
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>>97660191
If you like everything inside the box, then they are usually a good discount and have several options.
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I THINK RHINO-CHAN IS CUTE
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What is this months collage theme?
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>>97660210
A Big Stick
>but what does that mean
A Big Stick
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>dark eldar and spectacle of spite avoided nerfs
FUCKING WHY
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>>97660191
Largely depends on your army of choice and your desired vibe. Some combat patrols serve as a good thematic group of cool units, some might be less appealing.
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Behold, half grim. Well, 46% Fulgrim to be more accurate if we're counting by base size.

I kitbashed a Yuan Ti anathema for the main body with some spare Tzaangor, Possessed, Flawless Blades, Keeper of Secrets, an Exalted Seeker Chariot and Horus Heresy Terminator bits IIRC.
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>>97660221
This looks ai generated. At the very least it looks artificial. I will have to identify its plausibility by shoving it up my ass.
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>admech subreddit is filled with anti-AI posters
Are redditors really this fucking stupid? What happened to their professed media literacy?
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>>97660225
are you a retard? Genuine question
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>>97660228
t. redditor
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>>97660229
I'm not the one browsing the admech subreddit and thinking anybody on 4chan wants to hear about what those faggots talk about now am I
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>>97660230
Well shit he's got you there >>97660229
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>Asurmen - T3 5W, 2+/4++ 7" movement, 6 pistol shots at 5 -1 D2, shoot and scoot 6" , can lead some niggas that were unplayably bad for an entire edition
135 points
>Twin Lnace - T6 16W 2+/4++ 10" movement with fly, billion shots wish sustain ignore cover, out of phase normal move at the end of each player turn
160 points
"This is the most balanced 40k has ever been".
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You fags don't actually play this terribly designed dice roll simulator "competitively" right? It's a game you play with friends over drinks and laughter, like fighting games, not a legitimate competition
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>>97660235
Whoever wrote up the Datasheets for the Twin Lance are insanely retarded and/or T'au fags on unparalleled degrees that would make the troglodytes here blush.
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What's Warpforged?
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>>97660238
I used to go to tournaments but I lost every game. I won best sportsmanship every time though! Probably because I showed a lot of cleavage
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>>97660252
dunno, ask /hhg/
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>>97660255
You showing a lot of cleavage isn't appealing because you're a fat male
>no im not
You know the rules then
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Why in fuck hasn't GW moved towards alternating phase at this point? IGUG is such shitty boring game design.
Even GW game designer here suggests the best system was Warhammer 40,000: Apocalypse which used a detachment based Alternating phase system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0IevQKFbKI
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>>97660270
buy an ad
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>>97660244
It was entirely to get people to spend $111 on two crisis suits. Once they get all the sales they'll double in points and lose half their attacks for all of 11th edition.
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>>97660238
I have never played a game of 40k
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>>97660275
The new indian votann guy, the nid prime, new eldar and a lot of red corsairs are hot fucking garbage.
So either they have some proTau agenda or this just sheer incompetence.
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>>97660270
Andy Chambers said his biggest mistake was blocking alternating activation being implemented into 3rd edition.
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>>97660238
I only play at tournaments, and only with the most broken armies, which I get my little brother to paint with contrast paints.
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>>97660270
Because GW is controlled by boomers unironically.
Same goes for the actual creative side of the company, it's just 50+ year old fossils doing the same shit they've done for the past 36 years.
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>>97660215
I thought the army was below 50% winrate even with SoS. And their other detachments are all dogshit
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>>97660349
It's not about winning is about making everyone miserable.
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>>97660235
>>97660244
yeah, the twin lance is overpriced for what they do. they cant even lead a unit.
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Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
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Why though
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>>97660526
why not.
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>>97660526
This thread is essentially an asylum for a handful of retards who post the same, literally useless thing every thread for years on end. Lord only knows why they come here - I believe in better, more civilized times they'd be out on the streets aggravating the populace until they eventually died trying to reach for a policeman's service weapon as God intended, but now they come here. And here they will stay, for time immemorial, because getting a mod or a janny to do anything is even harder than convincing a ritualposter to leave.
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BIG
BOUNCY
BANSHEE
BUTTS
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Bros what's the name of this model? It goes really hard
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>>97660158
Legalize the Maelstrom character creator for tournament play.
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>>97660215
It's annoying to play around but it can be played around. The army just craters in certain matchups too. Like against CTan in particular, which they have no good tools for killing.

Besides, nobody cares about balance for a faction that is 0.5% of the players and ain't winning any tournaments anyway
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>>97660546
Sorcerer lord in terminator armor iirc.
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is ctan spam just a recent new thing or something. Its been an entire week where I hear about that being a thing. last time I heard of it being mentioned was back when necrons got their codex.
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>>97660559
thanks sis
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>>97660561
They were busted back when their codex came out (too cheap, strong enhancement, teleport removed their big weakness which was speed) for about 6 months and then ate a big nerf. They just got a big series of buffs when 500 worlds and the new Nightbringer came out in January so they're a menace once again.
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>>97660564
>new Nightbringer came out in January
Oh yeah, that was a thing.
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>>97660526
Have you ever seen imperial fist get posted here?
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I was contemplating reading the entire lore of 40k, from Inquisitor
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>>97660546
Pretty sure the official one has been out of stock for 10 years
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I'm not sure there's a faction that swings as wildly from amazing models to "what the fuck is this" as much as Adeptus Sororitas
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just discovered theres a guy in my apartment building called J. W. Hammer. and i cant stop thinking that his middle name MIGHT just be War.
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>>97660594
>I'm not sure there's a faction that swings as wildly from amazing models to "what the fuck is this"
nids.
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>>97660596
I feel like most Nid models are pretty cool, it's just their retarded guns and swords put me and many others off
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The Space King guys are selling a cup with lead in it. I know some of you are retarded enough to buy that so just wanted to give you a heads up.
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>>97660574
Only ever seen Lamenters and MM here since most IF players stay in their own circles on plebbit or other places and all they talk about is how to paint different shades of yellow. Fistfags don't seem to care about anything else.
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>>97660604
IF fags are the real total vanilla NPCs in the way that people pretend that ultramarines fans are.
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What's up with Orkfags?
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>IF players
>IF fans
Literally where
That's like saying Grey Knight fans
They don't exist
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>>97660629
get this man a true
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>>97660629
custodes monopolised the big and yellow niche
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>>97660149
favorite part of the Yellow Terminator Army is that it would have taken GW minimal effort to put some termie bits like that in their upgrade sprue. Having special terminators wouldn't even step on black templars because templars have a totally separate gig, and since Ultramarines have Victrix now despite being a Codex Complaint army, that one fag last year who was arguing against 1 unique datasheet that isn't a character for each of the first founding chapters can now suck it.
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>>97660191
>>97660194
And people on ebay selling them for 144 bucks will sometimes be desperate to sell and give you a 10 dollar dickscount.
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>>97660396
but you're not making everyone miserable you're just sucking and failing against one of the weakest armies and then posting yellow reddit man images.
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>>97660224
the most Ec response.

>>97660225
The real question is why redditors can't stay on topic in their own reddit since Chatgpt has nothing to do with Admech.
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>>97660644
>admech is all about technology
>all about implanting as much technology into you as possible
>literally pray to a machine god
>hurr durr how can ai possibly be related to this
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>>97660623
to be fair, painting yellow is pretty hard.
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I miss my $85 start collecting boxes, bros
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>>97660625
They are both extremely happy and content with being the funny joke faction and also demand to be taken seriously.
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>>97660595
put on your Astra Militarum shirt and walk by him and then knock on his door right as he's sitting down for meal time and ask him in the most autistic waypossible.
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Do Imperium players prefer to fight non-Imperium armies or does no one really care? Surely the "administrative error" justification gets pretty lame after a while.
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>>97660646
But Claude isn't related to Admech, that's my point, it's a real world AI. And as much as AI is something being used by MBA retards to make everything more retarded, redditors only hate it specifically because people who majored in art are now facing competition for the incredibly meme-tier jobs they feel are rightfully theirs (since most people who major in art or journalism have rich parents and feel entitled to work for NY times or draw beanmouth lesbians for cartoon network's latest abortion that will only be watched by Bob the Movie Guy because actual kids are watching youtube poops).
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>>97660662
I cannot fathom being this autistic
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>>97660650
Jw just re-released this start collecting box a couple weeks ago and even threw in an extra venom this time! Better yet, if you ask around, some places are giving them away for free! Just don't look at the price or models on the box
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>>97660667
sounds like you're lacking in the fathom department
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>>97660671
Call me Jules Verne I can fathom so much
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>>97660662
If you play Crusade or a narrative campaign at all and try to spin a narrative for marches, you basically have to come up with some kind of excuse for it. Imperium players outnumber the other factions by about 3 to 1.
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you know what's weird is that these listings on ebay make me feel like someone just stole the Hellions from the maelstrom box, rather than GW forgetting them, since Hellions are literally sold out on GW's website but somehow in stock on ebay.
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>slogan of the game is literally "in the grim darkness of the future, there is only war"
>wtf why are these two armies at war
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Which army's players dine at the downstairs restaurant?
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>>97660252
>"Okay bro, we're making a bundle box and we wanna do two new units for it"
>"Great idea bro! But let's spread both units out between several interconnected sprues so they can never be sold separately!"
Why do they keep doing this
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>>97660679
Drukhari/Slaneeshfags would tell you that they do, and constantly go on about, but rarely do it
I bet Death Guard players go downstairs though, no matter what, but they don't tell anyone. Not out of shame, just because they do what they do
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>>97660157
>people are just annoyed at Astartes jerking right, not the entirety of SM?
What does this even mean? Not all of the imperium? No, people have a problem with space marines especifically. Well, they also have a problem with IG panzer commandos, but that is another issue.
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>>97660681
You're lucky they still sell those at all.
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>>97660679
Space Wolves
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>>97660686
It means people are sick of Astartes jerking
GW need to do a thing where the power dynamics shift and change, not in an obnoxious way, but change the way the universe is, maybe sometimes Nids are advancing heavily, sometimes the Tau are in power, but they'll never do that
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>>97660668
>some places are giving them away for free! Just don't look at the price or
I mean if you get it for free, the price doesn't really matter.
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>>97660646
The Machine God is not an AI. It's much more metaphysical than that.
The Admech knows about AIs and occasionally deals with them (Belisarius Cawl has a personal AI, the mechanicum still persecutes Iron Men to this day, weird Xenos stuff like the Tau have, etc).
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>>97660676
>world war must mean that every country is at war with every other country
dipshit
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>>97660701
>IS ONLY WAR
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>>97660679
using my brain powers I just realized that the Deathwatch intercessors and Space Wolf scouts kill teams have unique armour sets, but the KT Nemesis is just an upgrade sprue instead of a full body upgrade with Night Lords batwing armour.
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>>97660689
Ironically I was unable to get the Lord of Poxes box, so I ended up getting the cheapest Lord of Contagion (used) model I could find since it was cheaper than paying 100 dollars for a Lord of P on ebay.

>>97660693
Tau will never be in power because their pocket empire controls fewer worlds than the sub-domain of ultramar or the Orks of Octarius, they and hteir kroot vassals specifically represent the biggest small alien empires that are otherwise too irrelevant to be on the tabletop.
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Doesn't the 2nd player always have an advantage in IGOUGO? You can plan and strategize around what the first player did, but the first player doesn't really have anything but deployment to go off
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>>97660693
But space marines are astartes. Its the same thing.
And universe-wise, it's a weird balance because shit like Tyranids or Necrons would deal an irreversible damage to the areas they conquer, even though they are very much capable of smashing through the imperium, lore-wise. And having half of the galaxy be permanently lost like that is no fun for the setting. The only factions that could have some sustainable growth for the setting is Chaos, which already happened in the 13th Black Crusade, and the Tau, but people will never forgive GW if the Tau start winning.
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>>97660715
True, but you know what I mean, they could make the setting be actually dynamic, instead of dude SM wins lmao
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Are there any Nid novels from the perspective of the Nids, but properly done, not humanized so it's heckin relatable?
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>>97660721
That happens all the time in Black Library books. The problem is that it is much easier to market "big blue man wins" than explaining whatever the fuck an obscure Greater Daemon is plotting.
But they have to give the imperium a big L soon if they want to pull off their marvel-tier return of the primarchs arc.
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Has someone got the necron character builder photos handy? I've discovered 90% of a Triarch Stalker still on sprue and I'm intrigued
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I'm a Fantasyfag trying to get into 40k and undecided what Chaos legion to choose. The 3 I'm most interested in all have pros and cons.
>Thousand Sons
love me sorcery, love me Tzeentch, fucking hate the birdman shit and Tzaangors that James desperately wants you to buy
>Emperor's Children
really love the lore for these guys and Slaanesh worship, but I hate hate hate the pink colour scheme. I know I can paint them whatever I want, and I would, but, it doesn't change the fact that they are an army that in the majority of mediums or players' hand are coloured pink, and it's hard for me to shake off that association. Stupid I know but what can I say
>Word Bearers
beautiful colours, love the prevalence of demons, cool lore, but there's something missing...

Who wants to sell me their Chaos legion?
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>>97660729
Only Genestealer Cults. Nids themselves dont have a novel centered on them. Would be pretty weird. It would either be the hivemind or one of the few nids with a personality ordering millions of mindless pawns around.
Its always Imperium vs Tyranids. Or Eldar vs Tyranids. And sometimes even Necron vs Tyranids.
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>>97660714
>Doesn't the 2nd player always have an advantage in IGOUGO?
White has the advantage in Chess so not always no.
It's more about who gets their "go turn" off first in modern competitive 40k, ie the turn where you kill a bunch of enemy units and move into the positions you want.
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>>97660745
Then I shall be the first to write a well written, interesting Nid novel, not humanized and entirely from the perspective of them
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>>97660729
how the fuck do you expect this to work when hivemind is literally controling everything down to a single reaper larva
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>>97660744
You could go with your god from Fantasy, but I like Chaos Space Marines, Death Guard and World Eaters
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>>97660754
I'm a really, really good writer I assume
I'll make it work
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>>97660744
You dont need birman shit at all and tzangoors are outright bad. You can rock 20 terminators, 5 sorcerers and 30 rubric marines and it would work just fine. You just fill the remaining points with whatever you like.
>word bearers
You mean World Eaters? Their range is tiny so it will have a lot of regular CSM stuff thrown into the mix. And Word Bearers are literally just CSM right now. Which is a pretty big range, but not very flavorful to WB.
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>>97660744
>>Word Bearers
>beautiful colours, love the prevalence of demons, cool lore, but there's something missing...
You can go wild on possessed units too.

I'd go for Word Bearers, the red is just really nice.
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>>97660753
How is it going to be? A huge monologue from a Deathleaper infiltrated in some room corner of the administratum for 80 years straight?
The issue is that, while some nids are capable of thinking and talking, they have no one to talk to. Maybe a Hive Tyrant and his Tyrant Guard, but that's it.
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>>97660769
It'd be about the mindset, feelings and emotions of the horde, it'll be hard to do but would be an interesting novel
You know, if I could actually write and all
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>>97660744
>but there's something missing...
You need faith to be enlightened.
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>>97660755
I don't play Chaos in Fantasy, I play Vampire Counts. I was tempted to go Night Lords because the overlapping aesthetic would make kitbashing etc. easy but honestly Night Lords are boring.
>>97660764
Nope, I meant Word Bearers. That's what I mean, they're basically just regular CSM with some extra demons thrown in. I find the god-specific stuff more interesting, but I really love the colour scheme for Word Bearers.
>>97660768
Yeah it is quite lovely to look at, and I guess the painting part of it is pretty important
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>>97659882
Not my thing desu, prefer 40k as a game (funny I know)
>>97659878
>>97659754
The idea is to paint the standard warriors an immortals beige, deathmarks brown, lychguard and triarch praetorians white, and vehicles and canoptek shit in the blue that the seppies paint their stuff in (alternatively brown). Maybe even use that blue (or brown) as an accent color for the infantry. Oh and all the green energy shit will be red. Sorry a response didn’t come sooner I went to bed after making my original reply.
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Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
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>>97660604
As someone who made his first space marine army yellow, I respect people that can paint it well.
It's. A fucking rite of passage.
>>97660649
But it looks so good in the table.
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>>97660786
They literally won't allow this these days, under the heckin children excuse
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>>97660729
>>97660775
If you genuinely want to write a 40k story start out with a Imperial Guard short story first where they fight 'nids with an occasional perspective shift to the nidders.

There's some 'nid perspective parts in Devastation of Baal you could use as inspiration but personally I can't imagine an entire book like that working.
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>>97660729
If they are in synapse it's the hive mind perspective, if they aren't it's the creature perspective.

Genestealers and lictors work well for that.
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>"then the humans were torn apart and eaten" for 300 pages
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>>97660744
>beautiful colours, love the prevalence of demons, cool lore, but there's something missing...
Generic CSM, easy to build because you get all the CSM stuff.
>something missing
Low emphasis on greater possessed means they might lack some flavour.
>Tsons
Tzaangors are an integral part of the army and games workshop doesn't think it needs significant expansion so probably not likely to get anything besides another character model.
>Emperor's children
You can paint them purple. Likely to get something like a sonic dreadnaught or a kill team in the next edition.
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Out of curiosity, I don't suppose there are copies of the old Inferno! magazine anywhere? I tried here and the Archive but couldn't find anything.
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>>97660784
>easy but honestly Night Lords are boring.
take that back you whore.
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A summary of the Iron Warriors by Grok.

Forged on Terra's battlefields during the Unification Wars, the Iron Warriors excelled as siege experts in the Great Crusade—cracking fortresses via attrition, artillery, and slave fodder. Relegated to grim garrisons, they grew bitter, resenting the Emperor's "workhorse" label and rivals like Rogal Dorn's Imperial Fists.
Perturabo's Olympia genocide sealed their Heresy turn. Pivotal at Isstvan V's Drop Site Massacre and Terra's Siege (assaulting Lion's Gate), they fled to the Eye of Terror.
Post-Heresy: Perturabo daemon-ascended after baiting Dorn at the Iron Cage. From Medrengard daemon world, Warsmith-led Grand Companies (~1,000 Astartes each) raid with daemon engines, Titans, and cyber-augmented fury. M34 civil war fragmented them further.
Stoic, paranoid pragmatists honoring Chaos Undivided for power (not zeal). Abhor flesh-mutations (bionic replacements). Eternal Fists grudge. Creed: "Iron Within, Iron Without!"
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>>97660813
@grok is this true
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>>97660786
Put on your cloak and burka.
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>>97660255
Foid humour be like:
I'M A WHORE :D
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>>97660811
Do you want a specific issue or just all of them?
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>>97660526
>archivefag
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>>97660817
I don't know if you realize this but the current Wyches already don't show much more skin than this. It's all skin-tight suits and layered plates armor.
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>>97660823
He has decided to be angry, don't try and reason with him.
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>>97660823
Still too much skin.
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>>97660769
David Attenborough doing a documentary on Tyranids doing Tyranid things would be great.
Not Imperium David Attenborough that is in danger, normal David Attenborough safely observing the nids.
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>>97660817
These are legit way cooler looking than Wyches.
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>>97660835
The weapons and hair is doing some heavy lifting, armor too, but that’s solely because of the knees.
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>>97660835
Thank you for sharing your opinion, Ahmed
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After MONTHS of procrastinating, finished this chink recast up to battle-ready standard.
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>>97660786
Anyone else think this piece of crap (or his bot) will continue this kind of posting even after DE get their refresh in 11th?
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>>97660832
Kek
I can hear it.
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>>97660850
>finished
Watch some Duncan Rhodes to get the basics down
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>>97660850
How much did you pay for that with shipping?
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>>97660859
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>>97660820
You didn't answer but anyway

https://gofile.io/d/CnomZ9
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>>97660817
I legitimately like these models and I'm happy AoS is branching off from the shitty "Army based around single unit from Fantasy" shtick. Witch Elves are the most boring part of DoK.
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>>97660865
Thank you James, now go back in the cage.
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>>97660860
Pretty good. And you even got the good gaijin discount
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Can Jabba take on a chapter master?
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>>97660852
He'll just start posting the daily art without the text, lol
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>>97660820
Cheers man! I'd love all of them, if its not too much trouble.
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>>97660783
I don't even know who this chuba is
Does she actually like 40k or is she just your favorite?
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I will legit never play a game of 40k until GW releases its own official digitalized game of it available for me to play like how mtg and yugioh both have their own games to advertise for their physical products.
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>>97660891
>who
Hakos Baelz
>why
The memes relating her to 40k exist because she apparently has a nickname of Chaos.
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>>97660897
Who the fuck are you?
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>>97660878
Easily.
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>>97660891
nah, he's just a mentally ill simp that spams his favorite virtual whore in a completely unrelated general
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>>97660901
The common mans voice.
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>>97660909
still better than 80% of the posts here
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>>97660897
But building and painting models is the fun part of the hobby?
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>>97660878
nah, their flesh isn’t tough enough to withstand anything powerful. ziro the hutt got murked by the star wars equivalent of a .38, and even a hutt who hits the gym is probably going to be the same way.
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>>97660926
playing the game online would make you want to buy more models.
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>>97660870
>>97660846
Trying too hard.
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>>97660891
Hakos Baelz, the embodiment of chaos.
There's some background dealings between GW and Covercorp during during the release of their en 2nd gen and the 9th ed Chaos codex, but Brit autism and nip autism struggled with communication so both decided to go seperate ways until the release of SM2.
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>>97660934
Wash your ass
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>>97660901
Someone equally irrelevant as you are.
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>>97660744
word bearers, they probably have the least of their own stuff, but CSM has the most variety
WB is bound to get more specific units eventually, its only amount of time
if anything you can use them as the scaffold towards building your original CSM detachment
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>>97660933
The amount of no models that flock to TTS to only play Warhammer goes against that theory.
Honestly the secondary menace has only grown given the the release of all the /v/ stuff.
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>>97660942
>WB is bound to get more specific units eventually, its only amount of time
GIVE ME 40K GAL VORBAK YOU SIMPS! CURRENT POSSESSED ARE POOP FROM A CRIPPLE'S BUM!
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>>97660864
KING
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>>97660924
not a very high bar to be fair
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>>97660929
Nah, Ziro was a sleasebag degenerate who was ousted from the Cartels for being a weak and wretched example of a Hutt. Regular Hutts like Jabba could casually tank blaster fire with bare skin.
Still doubtful it'd do much against a Marine though.
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>>97660693
>maybe sometimes Nids are advancing heavily
They literally are doing that right now currently.
What do you think 10th edition and the 4th tyrannic war have been about?
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>>97660744
People often forget that every non-bespoke CSM model is a Word Bearers model being co-opted by Black Legion and Iron Warriors.
Even Abaddon.
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>>97660944
>GIVE ME 40K GAL VORBAK
Possessed, just buy those
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What is the average physique of a 40k player?
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>>97660960
Look in the mirror to find out
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>>97660959
dumb ahh nigga can't even read the full post
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>>97660960
Depends on the faction
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>>97660960
gunt
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>>97660956
>What do you think 10th edition and the 4th tyrannic war have been about?
The triumph of the Ultramarines, and in particular of Marneus Calgar, arch-nemesis of the Tyranids, and Demetrian Titus, protagonist of the setting.
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>>97660877
That site is hit or miss with, I've had tons of mold slips with them for sisters of battle but typically their character casts are great. So avoid 10 man infantry, they're always fucked up.
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>>97660975
>>97660860
>>97660850
Does he recast the Alpha Legion dreadnought? If so, plz link.
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>>97660956
>What do you think 10th edition and the 4th tyrannic war have been about?
Tyranids getting their teeth kicked in by the Imperium? Anon the Nid narrative ended like a month into the edition with Leontus showing uo and instantly putting the Nids into a stalemate.
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>>97660960
>What is the average physique of a 40k player?
Manlets.
iykyk
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niggly nee niggly nou
Why does ebay blatantly steal 1.50 from you?
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>>97660977
Sorry just the contemptor dread
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>>97660960
>all that perrynigger shitposting happened because he can't cope with being a manlet
can't make this shit up
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>>97660991
The search continues...
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>>97660960
>>97660985
>people keep talking about this epic own and meltdown perryfag had
>search the archives
>there's absolutely nothing
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>>97660989
whatcha gonna do about it, little niggy?
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>>97660994
I unironically recommend you check out the recast subreddit if you're looking to find that dread
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>>97660864
>https://gofile.io/d/CnomZ9
Yo big thanks man been searching for these.
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>>97660960
with a sample size of one there was an anon here who stated he was 5’4 and 300 lbs which puts him at a BMI of 50 which means it isn’t looking good to be honest.
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>>97660950
>>97661007
They're from the pre-10th torrent in the OP.
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>>97661024
Stop posting this whore from a chinkslop gacha.
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>>97661028
That's a picture of Ubel.
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>>97660997
Because it's literally one schizo in /wfg/ absolutely obsessed with perryfag, constantly posting about him and accusing others of being him. He tries to make it out that all /wfg/ is in on the "perryfag manlet banter" and general obsession with perryfag, but it's literally just this one did. Day and night, every /wfg/. Hes made a once tolerably shit general unusable.
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>>97660982
>Tyranids getting their teeth kicked in by the Imperium?
In what fucking universe?
Everything regarding the tyranids in 10th has been that the Imperium is on the back foot.
Even 10th edition trailer is basically Guilliman talking and repeating imperium propaganda in a sad way because he knows is complete horseshit and the opposite of the truth.
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I finally bought that Death Guard drone. Myphitic something. Now I will own all their unique vehicles. It's too bad people were selling them for 23 bucks last year but 25 this year. Faggots.
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>>97661031
so the guy who obsesses over perryfag is the same as decalfag but for /wfg/, and /aosg/ has Ben. That's the schizo encyclopedia of /tg/. Got it.
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Is the eldar corsair combat patrol worth it?
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>>97660982
Tyranids just toppled one of the largest ork empires and completely consumed their territory. And Chaos just killed another one, so I guess the greenskinz are taking L after L.
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>>97660662
training op always works for me
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>>97660662
Naw my dudes straight up get into small Perty conflicts with the local governments, other organizations, and even one another.

A local world doesn’t want to pay the tithe and the Governor bribed the guard regiment to side with him? I’m fighting imperial guard. Mydudes interpretation of the Emperor’s divinity doesn’t match the official view of an ecclesiarchy? Short nasty war with a SoB order. Gold armoured figures show up saying they speak for the emperor but clearly aren’t actual divine beings? I’m fighting custodes.

A rival chapter intrudes on our protectorate and refuses to explain themselves? Guess it’s time for a brother war. There’s a million reasons to fight your neighbours in a semi feudal society like the Imperium’s. Even if there are also plenty of external threats.
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WIP Red Corsairs. Theyre basecoated and the blacks been highlighted. I know the edge highlights shit, but im about to wash the whole model.

I refuse to buy Raiders once I found out they're in 5 packs, not 10.
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>>97661015
>5’4 and 300 lbs
Fucking Hell...
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>>97660662
The Imperium is filled with irrational idiots, you don't need complex reasons.
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>>97661044
The funny/pathetic thing is anti-perryfag schizo gets banned by jannies for acting insane and saying psycho shit like "Im going to find pictures of your son and upload them online", but he still hasn't taken the hint, he still thinks everyone is perryfag and that all of /wfg/ shares the same obsession and seething hatred he does for perryfag (we don't). I'm not a frequent /40kg/ user but I have heard tales of decalfag, and well, I've lost count of the amount of times I've accused of being Ben despite still having no idea who he is or what he did. Man /tg/ attracts some autistic retards.
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Necrons look coooool.
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>>97661099
Also Reave-captain ( formally from a Blood Angels successor chapter)
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>>97661104
>>97661031
Oh do stfu Perrynigger, you're fooling no one. Go stand behind the sofa, then a manlet like you will be out of sight.
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>>97661015
>5'4
>Roughly 140kg in sane, proper weight measurements
Man is an orb.
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>>97661104
>Man /tg/ attracts some autistic retards.
The entire site is like this now. Hell, ACK has been on a reign of terror for any thread that catches his attention for 10~ years now.
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>>97661104
Decalfag is confirmed to spam down threads in his melties though. I dont know how much of an actual autist perryfag is but it really looks like our lolcow is mentally ill
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>>97661104
Jim profit.... scared of shadows....
We used to have a better class of shitposter (and they were tripfags so I could filter them).
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>>97661109
thank you for proving my point, schizo. Given how obsessed you are with perryfag you'd think that you'd be able to recognise his clearly identifiable posting style by now, but hey, you're retarded, a simple pattern identification like that is clearly beyond your means.
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>>97661061
They're cool models at a good value.
They're not very good ruleswise but the edition is over soon anyways soo...
Depends on what you want them for
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>>97661099
*5 pack for 62.50
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>>97661121
Rope, perry.
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Is the Ork combat patrol a good pick up for a War Horde army?
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Thousand Sons roster could be fleshed out with living spells like in Age of Sigmar. If GW simply leaned harder into the wizarding aspect it would work.
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>>97661104
its funny and crazy how these wannabe jannies will spend an entire thread going after someone, shitting up the thread in the process but don't see this as an issue and think of themselves as heroes.
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>>97660662
Aren't there obviously dozens of examples in lore for why they would fight?
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>>97661135
Mostly looks like crap (though I like the slaves to darkness gate and beastman monolith and would get them for my CSM). Do the age of smegmar players actually buy that stuff?
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WIP my terminator teleporter homer. The guys in wip told me it looks like a nice fan artwork of a krieger that has the same ish totem. I'm surprised GW didnt think of this. Skull stacking is neat.
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>>97661069
No, the orks aren't beaten because they can come back for another go.
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>>97661136
I just shit on decalfag for the hell of it, I don't care about the thread
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>>97661152
Fair, but you're probably not the people I'm talking about.
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Here's my newly update list of stories involving the Imperial Navy. I've also listed the Aeronautica Imperialis stories I've found as the AI is a part of the IN.

Imperial Navy Stories
Warp Spawn (Short Story - Inferno #35)
Plague Ship (Short Story - Inferno #40)
Sanctified (Fear The Alien - Anthology)
Lacrymata (Deathwing - Anthology)
In the Shadow of the Emperor (Hammer and Bolter: Issue 14)
Ancient History (On Wings of Blood - Anthology)
Vexation (White Dwarf 511)
The Convocation (No Anthology)
Mortal Fuel (Planetkill - Anthology)
Relentless
Incident at Stranivar (Warp Storm Rulebook)
Wolf Pack (Warp Storm Rulebook)
Battlefleet Gothic (Comic - Gothic War Anthology)
Execution Hour
Shadow Point

Aeronautica Imperialis Stories
On Wings of Blood (Anthology)
Wings of Faith (Short Story - Inferno! Presents: The Emperor’s Finest Anthology)
Raptor Down (Short Story - Inferno #24)
Wings of Bone (Short Story - Inferno #40)
Apostle's Creed (Short Story - Sabbat Worlds anthology)
Lightning Run (Short Story - Nexus and Other Stories Anthology)
Last Flight (Short Story - Only War Anthology)
Night Shriekers (Short Story - Only War Anthology)
Double Eagle (Novel)
Interceptor City (Novel)
The Trial of Lucille von Shard (Short Story - No Anthology)
Outgunned (Novel)
Starstruck (Short Story - Blood of the Imperium Anthology)
Own Worst Enemy (Short Story - No Anthology)
Above and Beyond (Novel)

If I've missed any, please inform me.
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>>97661144
I’ve bought unique faction spells but I’ve made my own generic spells. I’ve bought several of the tzeentch terrain too.
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>>97661069
>Tyranids just toppled one of the largest ork
Hey guess what, nobody cares and that doesn't matter. GW will never mention it again and it will have no major bearing on the setting going forward. Xenos don't matter.
The 4th Tyrannic War effectively ended after Leontus and Trajann killed a Norn Emissary. After that nothing else came out of it.
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>>97661118
>10+ years
I want to go back to 2015.
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>>97661170
>Advance the lore!
>Ok, here you go :)
>NOOOO! NOT LIKE THAT :'(
You're retarded.
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>>97661152
You people really are demented
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>>97661185
yeah shitposting on 4chan i am a twisted freaking psychopath
go back nigger
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Here's a fun idea: What battleforce would (You) build for either your main army or starting a new army with a 400$ budget?
Saw this Auspex Tactics vid wondering what would you anons make if you could create a battleforce for this budget (NOTE: adding combat patrols and even the starter set is fine)
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>>97661192
Like I said, completely demented.
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>>97661195
No one cares
>Saw this Auspex Tactics vid
Please stay there
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>>97661185
All you had to do was act like everyone else and none of this would've happened. Now you're going to be this threads lolcow till the end of time because there will always be someone here ready to remind everyone of your past behavior. Oh and btw save me the "b-but I never did anything wrong!" bullshit because its insulting to every poster here.
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>>97660662

People always forget that the Imperium is space feudalism and that outside of the tithe, many worlds are functionally independent.
All it takes is a paranoid governor and a few years of not seeing major Imperial oversight for an entire planet to secede. We regularly see nations go to war over stupid bullshit, just scale it up. Imagine one of you is space-Afghanistan and the other is space-Pakistan.
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we are all demons here mwahaha
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>>97661202
I do act like everyone I just happen to have more models and post them regularly which for some reason upset the mentally frail nomodels agitators here. Do me a favor and don't respond and take your meds you fat sleaze.
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>>97661195
Zodgrod Wortsnagga
2x killa kans
Rest gretchins
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>>97661207
erm actually it's *daemon*
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>>97661208
Post some new images from time to time and it will help
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>>97661208
Consider suicide, decalfaggot.
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>>97661099
Yeah 5 pack of regular looking Marines is a huge fuck you.
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>>97661213
Oh I plan on it.
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>>97661195
>Guard battleforce box
just do pic related but with the updated models.
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>>97661217
You have said that for almost a year now and posted 1 new image
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>>97661215
I accept your full and unconditional surrender
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>>97661208
>I do act like everyone else
your lack of self awareness is staggering
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>>97661195
Necron Combat patrol + Royal Court + 2 immortals
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>>97661219
Its been 6 months you lying sack of scum
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Oh boy yippie another full day talking about the thread boogieman god forbid people come here wanting to post models and talk about warhammer
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>>97660865
Those models don't move away from the "Army based around single unit from Fantasy" shtick" in any way shape or form, they're just the same witch elves the army already had but in burkini
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>>97661233
Just post models anyway nerd
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What is the best way to strip plastic models?
I want to repaint some old hellblasters
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>>97661233
I didn't do anything, I walked in the room and 2-3 people were just randomly insulting me for no reason so obviously I basically said hey what gives!?
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>>97661232
That's not much better.
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>>97661185
>>97661197
Cease, mutant.
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>>97661236
the only two people who will see it are you two niggers dumping your bullshit drama in the thread, you think anyone wants to scroll through and read this shit? Are you his ex or something get the fuck over it holy shit.
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>>97661195
>Auspex Tactics
Haram.
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>>97661237
Paint remover gels or a ultrasonic cleaner + thinner.
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>>97661244
Anon, I'm not one of the retards having an argument. Please take your meds, calm down and then post the models you wanted to post
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>>97661170
>GW never does anything with tyranids or other factions
>here's a thing where they did that and the whole edition started with it
>no, that doesn't count or matter
This is the reason why space marines sell and why GW keeps making marine models and why they don't make as many xenos kits.
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>>97661244
He's got severe agoraphobia and mental retardation, its hopeless.
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>>97661217
>Oh I plan on it.
I look forward to it :)
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>>97661257
This son of a bitch thinks he's like the Joker of 40k, absolutely unhinged.
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>>97661195
Since wychtide seems to be meta for Drukhari and I don't have any, would build a Leilith, Succcubus and however many wyches I can slot in BP.
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>>97661233
No you don't understand. It's very very important that the decalmutant posts new photos on a regular basis and we have to go after him very hard for it.
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>>97661247
Thanks anon
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Does anyone know of any space marine chapters that work almost exclusively for an inquisitor?
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>>97661265
wish warhammer writers weren't too autistic for a little romance
not as a whole novel just a nice side plot romance, people can still FUCK in 40 thousand years right
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What changes do (you) want for (you)r faction in 11th?
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>>97661283
I wish they kept up the warhammer crime stuff, there was a good relationship forming in Flesh and Steel
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>>97661282
grey knights
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>>97661282
Deathwatch
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>>97661288
Removal of FTGG and a public execution of whoever came up with its rules.
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>>97661288
Space wolves get their own book.
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>>97661288
The warrior prime model looks boring.
Nothing interesting.
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>>97661195
1 Commisar + Cadian Guardsmen spam
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>>97661300
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>>97661288
dunno it will be my first edition
i hope my sisters won't be made of paper anymore but that is kind of their thing
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>>97661288
I don't care much for yield points for Votann. I know they want to make armies feel unique but I don't like jumping through hoops just to get a rule that isn't half as powerful as something space marines would get
>if get reroll 1s to hit, but if you spend 6 yield points and control the middle objective and target an enemy unit on an objective you get sustained hits 1 too.
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>>97661282
Exorcists.
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>>97661288
>Nids
Whether or not 40k goes the sigmar route and removes leadershit completely I want SotW and synapse to be completely reworked so they don't feel like complete dog ass, I don't know how but something has to change
And better datasheets but that's a pipe dream
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>>97661283
Moik bruhs did some fagslop for you
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>>97661288
I want alternating activation.
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>>97661324
You've never played a wargame with alternating activation.
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>>97661326
Maybe you haven't, but most actual gamers have.
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>>97661322
fags are gay thoughever
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>>97661324
Not happening. 11th isn't a big overhaul edition and IGYG is so deep in Warhammer's blood I kinda doubt they'll ever do much more than AOS-style AA fight phase.
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>>97661132
By the time you’re done with them the next edition will likely be a month away. Just pick it up if you think the models look cool. Simple as.
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Classic

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/iitah2fk/a-tale-of-vypers-and-craftworlds-painted-by-the-warhammer-community-team/
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For some reason a seller I have never bought anything from on ebay has blocked me from buying their scalped products. I have no clue what the fuck is happening there.
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>>97661288
I want sisters to be fun and thematic to play properly realising the nuns with guns concept rather than being a weird melee army or a "competitively balanced around scoring enough arbitrary standing in circles points while getting tabled by your opponent" army.
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>>97660877
They should get paid in other currencies desu I paid this like 23€ it's peanuts
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>>97660745
>>97660769
There's a book called Raptor Red. It's about an Utahraptor and while it gives the dinos in it character, it doesn't give them full on human like personalities, just basic animalistic ones, which it describes in a manor similar to something you'd see with >>97660832.

>We can call her Raptor Red, because that's how she identifies herself in her own mental imagery.
>Ever since she was very young, eight years ago, a chick in her mother's nest, she has learned to recognize the sound and scent and - most important - the color of her own kind. Before she opened her eyes for the first time - as she struggled inside the egg, trying to break free of the camouflaged shell - her nostrils sucked in the first breath of air, air filled with the heavy, close-in scent of mother and father, sister and brothers.
>That first invasion of sensory particles traveled down her nostril tubes and into the olfactory chambers built into her skull, right in front of her eyes. The airborne particles were caught like microscopic bugs on the sticky flypaper of her sensory membranes. Biochemical detector cells were galvanized into action as soon as the particles dissolved in the thin mucous lining. Electrical discharges, a thousand each millisecond, lit up the nerve pathways leading from the olfactory chamber to the massive olfactory stalk of her brain.
>She hatched with the eyes of an eagle and the snout of a wolf. And her brain was already prepared to receive the imprint of its parent-smell and parent-color that defined 'me.'

Something like that could be a fantastic way of doing a Tyranid story.
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>>97661288
Bring back psychic, but give non-psychic armies more to do than the odd Deny the Witch roll. They already had not-psychic abilities for C'tan in 9th, I don't know why they threw out the baby with the bath water in 10th and left the [Psychic] tag completely rule-less for the entire edition.
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Psychic doesn’t need to come back
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>>97660149
If the TOs agree to have a known cheater at their tourney to give him a chance to redeem himself, make it known this guy is a cheater to the public and he'll be watched during the tourney, and then decide at the last minute to kick him out of the tourney, is that douchey behavior on the part of the TOs? Would you guys still attend such a tourney? Would you have attended to begin with knowing there was a cheater there under observation?
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>>97661368
jesus christ
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finished a box of sternguard vets ! :D
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Psychic will come back with the Grey Knights refresh and then the thousand sons will get a new rubric marine kill team called the "spiteful thrillband" lead by Gorlock the Cruel and will have all the stuff the legionaries kill team has (btu it'll be a unit of 5) and a Tzaangor
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>>97661449
I would laugh at the autism of warhammer players
>pos cheater friend pressures you into letting him play
>outrage immediately pressures you into walking it back
not really a big deal, they were kind enough not to just hide the fact he cheats in the first place, that makes them good hosts
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>>97661370
I sent an offer once to a guy and he blocked me immediately, I think it was only like 20$ off the buy it now price and obviously he was accepting offers.
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>>97661015
haha, imagine if that was a femanon though? haha, wouldn't that be funny? her belly would be so big and heavy, haha. it'd probably hang out of her shirt because she's so fat, haha. and she'd try to pull it down because she'd get embarrassed that it's all hanging out, but her shirt would be too small even though it's the biggest size at the store, haha. and her butt would be huge too, haha. she'd get tired just from walking around, haha. and she'd probably need two chairs to sit down, haha. could you imagine? wouldn't that be funny, haha? i think it would. haha
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>>97661468
>>97661370
assume 3rd world nonsense, your avatar or username or the things you sell greatly offended their culture or language or religion or some shit
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>>97661308
>sisters
are you a woman anon?
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>>97661466
Do you really think they will give TS 2 teams? And replacing warpcoven with something like that would be very sad. It’s one of the best KTs rule-wise. Very dynamic and the encourages system mastery.
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>>97661461
>3 base colors
>slap on stickers
yup we're good
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>>97661324
Wouldn't that make the games take even longer to finish? Instead of knowing the lines of sight and doing your movements pretty quickly it would have you constantly needing to adapt your plan.
I love it for kill team but that has a max of like a dozen models on each team.
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>>97661368
GW painters being so lazy as to make Saim "Just slap red on it" Hann the default scheme over Biel Tan is offensive.
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>>97661461
>Aeldari millennium of humiliation
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>>97661487
The Saim-Hann scheme is cool but their lore sucks.
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>>97661475
i see through you anon
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>>97661468
what's really funny is the "ebay store" threads on /biz/. They can't imagine why people only watchlist their stuff and never buy, and then do shit like this.

We live in a weird society where if you give someone a block button or a position of pseudo-authority like a recruite,r they suddenly think they're the most important motherfucker in the universe.
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>>97661461
these sloppy decal applications kinda remind me of someone
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>>97661461
Oh lord that one is dogshit lol, especially for someone who has been collecting eldar since 1994 supposedly. But I think it's probably for the best to show the model as painted by a variety of skill levels. At least James has a painted model, which is more than a lot of people can say. James gets his 10vp.
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>>97661497
See through what? I'm asking a yes or no answer retard.
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>>97660960
I used to be in shape but I have gradually added about 5 pounds a year for the last 5 years and am not in shape now.
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>>97661461
The spray painted peg stand is really the cherry on top
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Enlighten me, I keep losing with my CSM soulforged pack, humiliated even and Im losing it.
Mostly against Dark Angels & Space Wolf.
Do I suck filthy asses ? Are they my nemesis ?

My last list :

3x Dark Apostle
Master of Possession : Warlord, Forge's Blessing
Sorcerer
Warpsmith with Tempting Addendum

10x Cultist Mob
10x Legionaries
5x Legionaries

5x Havocs
2x Obliterators
3x Chaos Bikers
2x Chaos Spawn
Chaos Predator Annihilator
Defiler
Forgefiend
Helbrute
Maulerfiend
Venomcrawler
Chaos Rhino

And on the bench are :

10x Legionaries
Lord of skulls
6x Chaos Bikers
15x Khorne Berserkers

Tzeentch stuff & Khorne stuff too.
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>>97661504
I'm a fan of painting them black desu
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>>97661288
make them all not shit for FUCKING ONCE
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>>97661461
Decalfag collects E(www)ldar?
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>>97660649
First time painter, going to paint with yellow as a secondary color, what am I in for?
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>>97661501
you did not ask the other sisters player
you think i am new here
fuck off subhuman freak
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>>97661370
I ordered the Sekhmet Coven battleforce from a guy on eBay for $212.50, waited a month, and it never came. eBay just gave me the refund because it had no tracking, so they couldn't verify that it came either, and the seller didn't fight the dispute, but what the fuck was his problem? Is this common? Buying something and the seller just... doesn't do anything?
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>have to figure out for myself not only what color exposed ceramite is, but also what happens to blood on power swords
>both of these things have wildly different answers depending on who's writing the fluff on a given day
I'm pissed off. At least ceramite exists in real life.
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>>97661519
My models look way better than that you little scum bucket.
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>>97661480
cuck faction
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>>97661521
are you going with citadel paints or third-party?
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>>97661502
I live right next to the best takeaway I've ever tasted and I have steadily lost my "in shape" status since moving here lmfao
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>>97661530
???
Do you have no artistic/creative drive whatsoever?
Make it your own anon
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>>97661500
>But I think it's probably for the best to show the model as painted by a variety of skill levels
you're wrong. The whole point of the advertising is to show how good stuff can look even if it's unachievable by 80% of the consumer base. If you put low quality models like that on display it lowers the value of the good shit that 20% of people are actually painting.
It's like making the participation trophy the same quality as the actual trophy.
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>>97661509
Give more details.
From what I've seen, the lists that work are the ones that exploit a strong(=busted) synergy or spam the same strong(/busted) unit multiple times.
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>>97661532
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>>97661534
Citadel
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>>97661532
Cease, mutant.
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>>97661500
Ulthwe is definitely the hardest. Black + huge flat panels. You either go all in with the lightning or it looks bad.
Or go for a gloss finish, I guess.
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>>97661509
seems like too little redundancy in models
are your opponents running optimized lists? Maybe chuck the lord of skulls at em
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>>97661288

> Imperial Agents
Add stormtroopers, land raider, valkyrie and razorback
Rework every detachment in terms of which units are battleline
Inquisitor gets options
Add a dedicated Inquisition detachment which can requisition Imperial units
At All Costs becomes generic IA faction rule, navy gets a new one>>97661293
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>>97661539
I'd rather make informed decisions than creative ones.
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>>97661552
It's not that hard to break up, even if you can't do the bone-strand design they used to do
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>>97661562
I mean thats wild but you do you
I would just make it look like cracked armor, it doesnt really need to be any more complex than that, maybe a dark metallic grey on the inside
And then blood is burned off of power swords
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>>97661559
Imperial Agents needs busted faction rules or they will always be trash because of how they screw over other factions.
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>>97661530
It's this color. This color specifically.
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>>97661530

The colour of ceramite is a joke about the colour of unpainted models. It varies between grey, white or silver because unpainted models are plastic, resin or metal. You can rationalise it changing colour depending on whether it's polished or weathered, but that's the underlying joke.

Power Swords should have no blood at all if the field is turned on. Easy answer is that the field is sometimes turned off, for whatever reason.
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>>97661562
there's no informed answer
be creative, this is an order
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>>97661543
Im a casual, and my friend too, but its been 2 years he keeps wiping the floor with my face.
Turn 3, it already lost, either because I cant punish his actions, or what I intend to do just doesnt work (attrition wise or objectives wise, but especially attrition wise).
Basically, its just pure frustration, no matter what I do, I rarely achieve what was intended.

>>97661556
>running optimized lists
would say yes
>Maybe chuck the lord of skulls at em
Already tried but he has been disabled by termis...
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>>97661563
I would still rather do gloss + metallic on the vehicles. Looks weird.
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>>97661530
you have been complaining about this for 3 days straight anon just roll a d3 for fuck's sake even the lore is telling you to get the fuck over it
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>>97661563
I'm so fucking bad at edge highlights. Feels like I either have way too much paint or not nearly enough on the brush.
(Older picture, did a second coat of gold and worked more on the sister since then)
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>>97661559
Did you mean to respond to the crime post?
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>>97661572
metallic Eldar is just wrong
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>>97661502
>>97661536
haha, imagine if these were femanons too haha, and they were slowly getting fatter and outgrowing all their clothes because they couldn't stop snacking, haha. they try to pull up their jeans and button them up and tell themselves that they've just shrunken in the wash, haha, and then when they do, their big plump bellies are hanging over their waistbands and their lovehandles are spilling over the sides, haha. and it's so obvious they've gotten bigger but they try to hide it by putting on a shirt, haha, but now their bellies jiggle everytime they walk around, haha. wouldn't that be so funny? haha
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>>97661575
Hey lemme tell you something, that is pretty good if I say so myself. From Tabletop I'd bet it looks perfect.
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>>97661575
Overall the model looks really nice but yes I agree the edge highlights are pretty rough
I wish I had some tips for you but you might just need to practice more
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>>97661569
>Power Swords should have no blood at all if the field is turned on. Easy answer is that the field is sometimes turned off, for whatever reason.
My compromise is probably going to be painting dark, red-brown streaks as though the blood has been boiled off but not completely vaporized away.
>>97661574
>you have been complaining about this for 3 days straight
This is literally the first time, ever, that I have mentioned it in /40kg/.
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>>97661589
You could have blood running down the hilt and on the guys hand that cuts off where the blade starts
And maybe the part where it cuts off is a darker maroon/black color to showcase that it’s been burnt
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>>97661575
Those edge highlight look just like mine in my slaves to darkness. You’re not alone.
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>>97661589
explode one trillion times >>97658358
i vote for white
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>>97661588
>>97661583
Thanks big dawgs. I've got 4 more rhino chassis' to paint so here's hoping each one gets a little better. I could clean the lines up on this with black paint but I'll leave it for now and move on to the immolator soon.
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>>97661577
You are correct
t. Metallic Eldar user
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>>97661594
I forgot about that post.
I'm going to go for silver since the most prominent "unpainted ceramite armor" instance is the gay knights.
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>>97661589
I get what you're going for with the blood stains but I don't think it's going to translate well on the model. Would love to be proven wrong though
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>>97661603

It's grey by default and with routine maintenance
Corrosion causes a white oxide layer to form
Polishes up to gunmetal/silver

Source: HHG trying to rationaize Death Guard and Grey Knights both being bare ceramite
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>>97661308
>he never played any edition prior to 10th
ouch
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>>97661618
Im sure every edition was fucked up in some way thats just how we get down
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>>97661609
It's been at least a year since I last played, but I remember power swords in darktide turning blood into black-red smears when you activated the power field.
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>>97661618
prior to 11th, i've never played 10th people keep telling me to wait for 11th
i am a populist at heart i don't expect to ever learn older editions unless it becomes very popular to do so
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>>97661627
Probably a good idea honestly
Idk for sure tho
No official release date or anything to my knowledge
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>>97661634
I like his helmet, but the whole corsair psuedo-range just makes me ask "why?"
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>>97661640
do you ask why when space marines get a fucking range of 'this armour and bolter is slightly different than the ones before it'?
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>>97661634

It's a cool sculpt but dropped the ball so fucking hard by making them an SC rather than a generic Corsair psyker.
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>>97661638
from what i see sisters don't do well on 1000 points so i still need to spend time getting the other half of my army anyway
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>>97661634
Nah, he's pretty boring and this dude should have been a generic leader unit. I do not like him.
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>>97661540
I know that it's worse for advertising, my point is that they didn't choose all expert painters for this, they're just showing the model as painted by members of the staff. Even a badly painted model is better than unpainted plastic, and seeing how the models looks when it's painted by someone a lot less skilled is good for consumers, shows them what they can expect if they aren't very good at painting.
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>>97661666
satan..
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>>97661666
A paintjob is bad if it isn't good
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>>97661666
>the devil doesn't contrast
shame on you mr lucifer you had thousands of years to learn how
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>>97661571
unfortunately, if your buddy is running optimized you will have to do the same instead of just "run my collection"
possible skill gap *and* weak list is never a winning combo
maybe get them to help you figure out the best way to play your stuff againt his?
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>>97661634
I don't care about the named character at all and that it doesn't have a generic datasheet is a bit ridiculous, but it makes for a nice generic Void Dreamer and I'm very pleased to see the return of the bug helmet.
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>120 dollars for Huron set
Fuck off
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>>97661720
Why would you want such hideous minis, retarded frogposter?
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>>97661720
>Wanting Huron and his lesbian They/Them friends
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>>97661480
Both of them should be bald. All fourth-generation are bald.
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I have crap for Space Marines (Crimson Fists) and Votann, what faction should I buy into next
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>>97661634
She's a cool miniature but she's not a character, really, she has no trait to her personality.
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>>97660711
Are you a retard? GW said recently that the T'au are a galactic superpower.
They currently control 100+ systems and enter sectors of space in the south and north of the galaxy. They unlocked and perfected Warp travel. Also they are planning to invade Ultramar.
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>>97661747
>but she's not a character, really, she has no trait to her personality
good, that means we can come up with our own background for her
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>>97661744
Crimson Votann
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>>97661747
>she has no trait to her personality.
It really just shows how malicious GW are with using named characters. This is how they introduced her. It's literally fucking nothing. If anything they act like they announced a generic voidseer.
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>>97661634
A great sculpt and addition to any eldar collection.
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>>97661763
>Her
Them. They are non-binary.
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>>97661748
The realm of ultramar has 500 systems.

Check and mate, tau retard.
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>>97661771
She has boobs.
I really like bewbs
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>>97661771
says who?
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>>97661772
No. It doesn't. It has 500 worlds, allegedly. They are way less now after the Death Guard invasion, according to the lore which pushed the Ultramarines to try to assimilate more worlds in Ultramar.
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>>97661772
They are supposed to have 500 Worlds and GW recently released a book about Titus being ordered to actually reconquer the 500 worlds since Ultramar hasn't actually been that large in millennia.
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>>97661782
So we're really going tohave this discussion again huh. That the Galactic version of, let's say, Denmark is actually strong enough to fight Space China huh. You're going to really make this argument again huh. Over and over again.
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>>97661780
The lore from the Lair of the Tyrant book. It uses they/them pronouns.
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>>97661772
>has 500 systems.
absolute lorelet, holy shit.
propably a new-fag too.
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>>97661789
disgusting
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>>97661780
Good question, I'm still not convinced that the dudes in the stream didn't just fuck up.
Though they looked awfully nervous dodging those pronouns.
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>>97661787
No idea what you are talking about.
So I will go with what I know: Ultramar is too weak to fend off a Tau expansion sphere. It's beset by multitudes of Necrons, Orks, the Black Legion, and a resurgence of Death Guard led by Typhus. Also, nids.
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>>97661691
Well, thx for the input.
I guess he's not running full optimised list, he's also running his collection but he has much more choice, so the option would be "here, take my list and good luck with it ?" and debrief after that ?

If it is, it pisses me off because Im damn proud of my paintjob and I dont want to run as cuckmarine...
Lore wise, I like them, but mini wise its another story... And god I still hate primaris with a passion.
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>>97661793
Page 59 of the Lair of the Tyrant.
All named characters in the book have she/her and he/him pronouns, except for that Void Dreamer character.
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>>97661288
So long as I keep my vows and Crusader Squads keep their surge moves, I'm happy.
I'd like for more wargear and unit composition variation in crusader squads, so I could run ye olde las-plas squads and other variations, but I know that's not going to happen.
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>>97661785
>500 Worlds
Guilliman is still trying to prop up that Imperium Secundus thing?
Isn't that technically a heresy in itself as it is technically secession even though at the time he sincerely thought Terra had fallen?
So that means he is still trying to preserve his mini Imperium?
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>>97661791
>new-fag
>-
Fuck off normalfaggot tourist.
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>>97661810
you never played proper 40k. you are the tourist here, lorelet.
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>>97661809
The Inquisition and Imperial nobility screaming at all the Ultra-red flags has been a plot point for some time.
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>>97661736
if the cult could be found out just by being bald it would never work
clearly the cult only starts balding when the hive fleet nears

>tyranid pattern baldness forces them to rise up or be found out
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>>97661817
I was unaware of this.
Any examples of this kind of thing and how does Guilliman dodge consequences like how Cawl dodged accusations of innovation?
Isn't Cawl essentially running a mini-mechanicus collective of innovators?
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>>97661643
Yes.
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>>97661816
It's called fluff you retarded redditor taufag.
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I want to add flavourful characters or small units to my RG force. I currently have these:
>Shaan
>Shrike
>Phobos Librarian
>Company Champion
>Sniper dude
>5 Infiltrators
What should I add next?
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>>97661828
500 Worlds and Lair of the Tyrant books have the Inquisitors organizing to uncover evidence and bust Roboute.
A great number of the nobility and the Imperial Church institutions of the worlds within and around Ultramar are forming resistance against Ultramar's expansion.
Will see how that plays out in the future.
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>>97661833
fluff ur da, faggot
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>>97661833
>fluff
at least you admit being a nufag kekw
10th edition babies really are retarded
propably never read any source material and only gets his infos from BL summaries on youtube shorts
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>>97661840
First things that come to mind are assault intercessors with jump packs, assault terminators, and scouts.
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>>97661840
One of those primaris speeders, that's pretty RG
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>>97661771
>Them. They are non-binary.
Aye, yeah yeah.
Anyone she's a boring af character, there's nothing to this girl Like, they couldn't have made this woman more boring if they tried.
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>>97661106
Dat twink-ass thigh gap.
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I #miss Necron Pariahs
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>>97661972
Big Bs4+ energy
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>>97661796
you could do the list swap for a game
but i meant more what he thinks you should do with your models
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>>97662018
My sisters are too grey for you, painter.
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>>97662018
dear god, drill your barrels!
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So what are these triple round things on top of the dread?
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>>97662027
Sisters painter, I tell you I'm going to a battle at the LGS, and I need only your most painted sisters.
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>>97662048
smoke launchers
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>>97662018
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>>97661779
Not the other anon, but it doesn't. Shits as flat as pic related.
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Where are my named femcron character models, GW?
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>>97661810
Shibboleth posters must fucking hang
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>>97662018
I've only ever painted 2 Sisters models.
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>>97662132
I see em. And it isn't even the first time GW tried to pull this shit.
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>>97662018
The castigator posted earlier is mine, this one is from a year ago, I've got way more done and painted now, I swear!
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>>97662018
I'm not much of a Sisters player given that my collection only runs to about 1k points, but I just finished an Exorcist for the last collage.
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Are the Black Templars and SoB peak Imperium?
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>>97662195
yes
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>>97662048
Pic related.
>>97662061
Didn't exist in 2e. They were assault launchers, which often had different munitions that could be loaded onto them. Frag grenades and blind grenades (aka. smoke grenades) were the most common.
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>>97662195
I hope 11th brings back allies. I want my templars to be able to bring friends
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>>97662205
Agreed that would be dope
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>>97662204
Fuck me, I should have built him without those.
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>>97662195
BT would rather be an ally with eldar than SoB
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>>97661744
Leagues of Fists
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Smart of GW to leave 40k 10th broken after this last " balance " dataslate so that everyone is pining for 11th. " Most balanced wargame " ahahahahaha
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>>97661757
>>97662231
damn these both sound pretty cool
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>>97662195
Only thing really stopping me from buying Black Templars is that I don't want two armies in black power armor.
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KINO
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>>97662233
We're in the last 6 months of the edition, they should be releasing tons of weird shit just to make things interesting.
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>>97662195
Yep!

>>97662204
>Didn't exist in 2e.
>aka. smoke grenades
Ok.
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>>97660149
Why do so many newfriends to 40k tend to gravitate towards Blood Angels? Quite surprising as the Ultramarines are clearly the poster child of the entire franchise.
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>>97662248
My point is, and very clearly made with C'tan spam. That GW doesn't want 40k to be balanced, they want the balance to be constantly shifting to force sales. 10+ points for C'tan is them telling you clearly they don't care about balance.
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>>97662245
this fucking sucks
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>>97661744
>loyalists with power armor that use fists for melee
>xenos with power armor that use axes for melee
to complete the trinity, you should get Emperor’s Children, so you can have traitors with power armor that use swords for melee.
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>>97662254
>ignores the fact the dreadnought can only put frag grenades in its assault launchers
Go be wrong somewhere else.
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Beakie marine helmet on a terminator body, yes or no?
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>>97662257
No one wants to look generic, so they pick the army that is safe and fairly popular, but also to the sidelines compared to the posterboys.
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>>97662271
Only if you use the single-piece greaves.
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>>97662245
do you have the full pic of this.
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>>97662245
PURE LIQUID SOVL
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>>97662257
For people who like red, angel/latin motive and they're noble.
Unlike Ultrachuds, who fucking blows
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>>97662264
>Turds didn't exist but poop did!
ok
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>>97662277
Is that head upscaled? My big concern is the head looking a little too small for the body, since I'm getting my beakie helmet from the Horus Heresy guys.
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>>97662262
I like the way you think but a buddy of mine already plays EC and I don't want to be weird
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>>97662278
Inferno #34 cover by Philip Sibbering.
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>>97662277
That actually works really well. I like it.
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>>97662287
Apology accepted.
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>>97662257
Ultramarines are the posterchildren, so too common and standard, people who want to be more special gravitate towards the second posterchildren, the blood angels
It's not unlike how people who would be into ultramarines but are turned off by their commonality end up falling for the imperial fists, but these are dumber contrarians, not people who want to be special, probably because they've been special all their lives in a different way
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>>97662195
No. They are fringe off-shoots.
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Imperial agents really were the worst thing to happen to tenth.
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>>97662257
Bangels are for insecure faggots that want to pretend they're not completely basic bitches by picking something other than the posterboys. they still are for picking loyalist marines lmao
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>>97662297
So we got Xena: sororita princess, megan fox (currently) and a mail ordered blow up doll?
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>>97662195
better than the
>we're just romans in space that totally aren't that bad
that the Ultramarines are currently.
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>>97662313
>the edgy sadomasochist marinefag thinks he's any better
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>>97662307
People kept bitching and clamoring for how there's no Imperial Agents/dogs war codex for 40k.
And they finally got it, but like always, the monkeypaw curls a finger.
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>>97662287
>food analogy
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>>97662297
>dat chest
DAMN
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>>97662333
shoo nurgle poster, shoo.
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>>97662333
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>>97662325
I'm not a chaosfag but I can definitely acknowledge they're at least more interesting than marines
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>>97662294
Open wide, here comes the choo-choo train.
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Twin Lance preorders up this weekend?
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>>97662352
Yup. There's already like eight requests in at my local for one, lol
Busted Tau unit is busted
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>>97662195
No, marine shit is stupid and makes the imperium look stupid by association. Bolster bitches are just cheerleaders for the ecclesiarchy.
Anything not guard isn't really the imperium
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>>97662350
get rid of those strands of hair nigga
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>>97662361
weakass bait
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>>97662356
I just wanna paint'em. I have no idea how to play warhammer.
Apologies for those whom I will be temporarily denying the meta to.
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>>97662350
It does look a little too small/skinny, but I'm going to try it myself.
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>>97662345
They really are not.
They are just the typical cringy "what if good guy is le ebil" shit, but on top they look like shitty sonic OCs that are based on traced official art but with pointless details and other retarded shit tacked onto them.
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>>97662383
The pointless shit you’re talking about is their evil knick knacks that make them look evil
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>>97662350
Oh great another dumbass like sally putting beakies on terminator bodies
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>>97662399
Literally who?
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>>97662385
And it does not look that interesting.
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>>97662383
What makes CSM so fucking awesome is that they're the dark mirror to SM. It's what elevates 40k in terms of story and theme as it's really humanity fighting a war over their own souls
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>>97662365
>>97662399
I advice you direct your complaints to one Mr. Roy Gibbons of Facebook, from whom I borrowed the image as anon was clearly not up to a simple google search.
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>>97662399
I don't like beakies that much, but what's the issue?
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So 10th is not crunchy, 10th is not balanced and 10th has been gamified to the most significant degree relative to any other edition. So my question is, why do you play 10th?
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>>97662420
>as it's really humanity fighting a war over their own souls
Not really, it's about retards with daddy issues getting tricked by self aware cognito hazards and memetic parasites into ruining their dad's work.
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>>97662443
The twink let’s me plow his ass after I beat his world eaters with my tau army.
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>>97662443
10th edition is by far the most balanced Edition of 40K they have ever made. Which should speak to how awful the balance was in every previous Edition. We kind of even avoided codex creep for the whole Edition right up until the end.
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>>97662399
Any helmet that is not terminator helmet looks great on terminator armor.
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It looks pretty nice.
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>>97662455
Nigga the meta right now is reminiscent of 7th edition. Stop repeating shit you heard from other people just repeating shit they heard.
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>>97662368
Okay marinefag
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>>97662462
>everyone bitching about front sights on bolt rifles blocking the scope
>nobody cares about the top mounted drum on combis blocking the entire sight picture
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>>97662465
>Nigga the meta right now is reminiscent of 7th edition.
Why are you just making shit up
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>>97662474
>why are you repeating made up shit
>why are you making shit up
If I wanted my cum back id wipe it off your moms face
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>>97662462
I like.
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>>97662482
It’s very thoughtful of you to pull out of the watermelon you were “using” anon. But that’s not my mom.
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>>97662472
The bolt is also slightly out-of-line with the barrel on all the terminator captain's combi-bolter choices, too.
>>97662483
I only lightly stuck it in place because, at the moment, getting the positioning for the chapter master right has been a real bastard so far. Maybe I should sand down the bottoms of his boots just a little bit so I can get a better angle.
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>>97662325
I mean if you want melee focused, red and gold marines World Eaters are just cooler and a lot more unique. But I just don't think many new players like the idea of Chaos because they probably haven't read the books and don't know the story of WHY the Chaos Legions are cool.
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>>97662447
what army do you play?
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>>97662245
This actually kinda portrays the fucked up proportions marines are described to have while still being kinda handsome due to sanguinius genes
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neat
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>>97662531
Space Marines
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>>97662560
This is dumb actually
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>>97662560
Cool. I like these little lore tidbits we get.
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>>97662472
combi weapons are just welded together so that makes sense
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>>97662562
c'mon fucker
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>>97662597
Explain.
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>>97662409
Its supposed to make them look evil anon
I get that youre a chaos hater but youre being cringe
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>>97662560
It bothers me that AL has some neat tidbits like this, but it's in an ocean of boring, one-note "ooo we are mysterious" shit.
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>>97662245
The blood drop is yellow.
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>>97662666
Piss angels.
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I have a bunch of iron warriors.
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>>97662302
okay but what if you take black templar helmets and ptu the on the imperial fists so they have a knight aesthetic hmmmmmmmm
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>>97662560
so uh
About that Black Library Alpha legion commander
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>>97662698
Speak not of the Nig.
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>>97662636
>Its supposed to make them look evil
I know, it still does not make them look interesting.
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>>97662420
>marines
>humanity
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>>97657181
So who's Mahoraga for the Nids? The incoming bigger thing they're running from?
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>>97662825
seriously? you ever read ONE HH novel?
ye they are human, superhuman.
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>>97657181
This truly was just phoned in to give nids something to fill a quote right?
Clearly the Tau twins was something they wanted to make, the Votann is lame but it's something they can use but this is just absolutely nothing.
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>>97662447
This was true prior to the BL books at least.
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>>97662825
Here you go
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>Nobody in local hobby group wants to talk about kitbashing, making unique models, the actual hobby part of wargaming, everyone's models look like they do on the box art
>Everyone just wants to talk about "the meta" or their list
Was it always like this? I only recently started joining local groups and I feel like it was never like this when talking to friends in person in the past.
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I just realized 1d6chan is down.
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>>97662837
>ye they are human
no, they aren't
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>>97662838
>This truly was just phoned in to give nids something to fill a quote right?
Allegedly they also have the red terror coming soon, so no idea why they got the prime now.

Part of me wonders if this and the votann slayer were meant to be limited edition wh+ or store exclusive sculpts, before getting thrown at normal 40k for some reason
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Is there a way to justify all of the xenos also being about daddy issues? Is this a consistent theme across the whole setting?
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>>97662861
yes, yes they are. Primarchs too!
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>>97662865
I think they originally intended to have something for every single faction in this end campaign? But like, all of the detachments are for Space Marines and CSM, so that doesn't seem like it's going to work out in the end. Even if there is one more book (Armageddon) there are like eight or nine factions that haven't gotten anything at all yet. And the only named character that was teased over grotmas that we haven't seen yet was yarick.
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>>97662867
no, they are all gay, that means they aren't human
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>>97662877
well, enough about OP
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>>97662877
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>>97662896
I am still genuinely unsure which faction this gif and the other one are supposed to be making fun of.
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>>97662867
You can make an argument for Marines, Custodes, and even the Emperor being human but the Primarchs aren't.
The Marines and Custodes are born human and their souls and essence remain human at their core. The Emperor is the most powerful human psyker ever born, and even if you believe the shaman origin story he's still an aggregate collection of powerful human souls. The Primarchs are non-human warp entities shoved into humanoid bodies, it is completely different and makes them inherently inhuman.
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>>97662902
That's because you play Eldar?
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>>97662902
It's decalfag unknowingly making a fool of himself
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>>97662902
The redditor genuinely can't understand that the fat bald faggot is the one being mocked in that scene
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>>97660715
Neither tyranids of Necrons are capable as they are of beating the Imperium. Maybe later but right now no. And neither are the top threats. With Chaos being number 1.
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>>97662903
their bodies are based upon humanity and their personalities, hopes and dreams certainly is human. they just werent born, but they do have a mom.
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>>97662910
Like I said yesterday, find a cliff and do the world a favor
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>>97662920
No, that was me that you said that to.
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Are souls hereditary or are human souls created? At what point does a baby acquire its soul?
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>>97662920
projecting your net-negative life onto others yet again
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>>97662924
Then why are you still here?
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>>97662916
No, they aren't human, they have none of the normal human concerns, they are as removed from humanity as you are from pussy.
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>>97662930
When it develops a personality several years after birth.
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>>97662933
Why would I hold anything you say in any level of regard?
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>mfw 40k will never have some soul-bomb weapon where a fetus is put into a missile to be born at the exact moment of impact to cause a soul explosion
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>>97662939
Because I modelmogg and gamesmogg you
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>>97662930
Only Psykers have persistent immortal souls. Most of humanity are little more than animals without any true presence in the supernal realms.
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>>97662944
you don't play or paint your models, you're only marginally better than a secondary
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>>97662907
>>97662910
>>97662924
>>97662939
Why do you still engage with this when it's clearly somebody imitating him for attention
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>>97662944
>still can't paint his hellblasters because he's emotionally traumatized by getting banned from collages
>has to fake his games
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>>97662916
>their bodies are based upon humanity and their personalities, hopes and dreams certainly is human. they just werent born, but they do have a mom.
Their souls and essence aren't human and thats the most important thing. Like how genestealers aren't just tainted at a genetic level but have their souls and essence altered as well.
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>>97662934
you just an autist or something? having trouble realizing what emotions are?
or maybe you just dont read lore.
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>>97662949
>>97662953
literally none of that is true and you're huffing copium because I Modelmaxxed you into oblivion, get over it.
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>>97662950
I'm bored and waiting on some glue to fully set before I start priming.
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>>97662825
don’t be so dramatic. sure, they have a lot of trauma from being indoctrinated at a young age, but there isn’t anything that is done about them physically or mentally to justify acting like they’re some kind of aliens.
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>>97662954
ye but thats a bit different. Emperor used warp magic to infuse the primarchs with that special spark, but who truly knows how touched the average human is by the warp to. and in another sense its like a self furfilling loop, because humanity feeds the warp, then big E takes that and feeds it into humanity, creating a fucked up loop.
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>>97662983
>furfilling
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>>97662995
It was a Fenrisian slip.
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>>97662930
A soul sparks at conception and grows with one's life experiences, which is why mass producing babies for blood sacrifices or torture feeding isn't as optimal as wild, or at least grass-fed humans

Inanimate objects can also receive a soul and grow it over time, realm of chaos has paragraphs mentioning rocks and rivers and such landmarks having warp signatures, albeit extremely weird and alien ones that work on vastly different timescales
we also see this in mutilators, who bond with the bloodthirsty spirits of the weapons they collect

You don't inherit your parents' souls but you may inherit a piece of a reincarnating soul of your species, your species can be practically be imagined as having one racial soul that splits and rejoins and grows
Your parents contribute to the genetic make-up that dictates your physiological mental and psychic potentials

The warp is infinite, so there are endless opportunities for creating souls, provided life thrives, but also the more turbulent it gets the more difficult it is for souls to maintain their coherence and identity after death and reincarnate properly, instead splintering into nothing or into lesser and lesser things

Humanity's population is so bloated in 40k and the warp has been so tumultuous for so long, and the greater chaos powers have grown so large and greedy and tyrannical over the souls of the dead, that humanity's racial soul is spread thin and on the verge of collapse
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>mogg
>maxxed
Decalmutant would never, stop replying to the faker
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>>97663016
Its perfectly acceptable modern day terminology you dung heap.
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>>97662959
Post nudes Hellblasters Decalfag.
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>>97662983
Its not being touched by the warp that makes them non-human, but the fact that their souls and very essence were forged from warp entities likely older than humanity itself. Also the average human is inherently connected to the warp on account of having a soul. Another anon said humans don't have a true presence in the warp, but thats an incomplete picture.
All humans have souls in 40k, even if they aren't particularly powerful ones. I'm pretty sure this is nulore, but its true of blanks as well, and I think blanks having "inverted" souls makes more sense than them having no souls at all since it explains why some blanks are more powerful than others.
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>>97663034
So the Emperor made the Primarchs in his Image?
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>>97663021
>perfectly acceptable
>modern day terminology
oxidized moron
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>>97663058
more like he shoved a bunch of minor warp deities into humanoid bodies
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>>97663025
The women on discord are now begging for nudes, it has come to this.
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>>97663021
Is that an actual model on the left?
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>>97663064
I refuse to believe Leman Russ is anything other than a man of the people and a Loyal servant to the Emperor.
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>>97663070
Cease, mutant.
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Synthwave League of Votann
Cringe or no?
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>>97663070
Leman russ is not a man of the people, he's not even human

he's a battle tank
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>>97663078
I don't think I can think of a more reddit combination
>le synthwave (a genre that consists of two good songs, Nightcall and So Far Away)
>le epic space dwarves
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>>97663078
cringe unless it's exclusively about their electronics and not the colour scheme of the miniature in its entirety
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>>97663078
Synthwave aesthetics don’t match with the models so it’s cringe.
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>>97663070
>Russ
>man of the people
Remember that when he got depressed because he failed at everything he did, so instead of waiting on Terra with his bros he took his entire legion to try and kill Horus as repentence, which he also failed.
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>>97663090
>he took his entire legion to try and kill Horus
How do you view this as anything other than outright bravery or self sacrifice for the whole Imperium? Also he wounded Horus gravely you ungrateful pig.
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>>97663083
calling something reddit has no power anymore
it means nothing
literally every opinion about this franchise I have ever seen has been called reddit at some point
come up with something more articulate, niggercattle
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>>97663098
kys (P)redditor.
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>>97663098
go back
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>>97663098
Synthwaves space dwarves with models that deliberately look like 80s toys is unequivocally reddit
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>>97663078
Extremely cringe unless you’re painting the army for your girlfriend’s son.
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>>97663098
Every single one of the people hounding you has an active Reddit account.
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>>97663078
cringex3
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>>97663115
samefag cope
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>>97663090
Atleast he tried. Where was you at the siege of Terra, anon?
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>>97663126
>Where was you
You just know...
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>everyone who disagree is with me is the same person
You're the kind of person that seethed when they got rid of the IP counter
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>Prime my termies
>Start painting
>Realise the stormbolters have a massive fucking seam
Other than killing myself, what options do I have to solve this? I have some liquid putty which I tried using on one of them but I'm not convinced it's done the job, plus it left a load of cleaning up to do because I couldn't get it into the gaps cleanly. Any advice appreciated
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>>97662560
This is recycled from Codex CSM 4e
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>>97663138
Nobody will notice it so just continue on like a normal fucking person.
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>>97663097
Every single person told him to just stay put and wait to defend Terra, he out right abandoned the people because he had a bruised Ego.
>he wounded Horus gravely you ungrateful pig
Yeah, and instead of finishing the job he got all emotional about trying to kill his brother and chickened, so everyone that told him he couldn't do it and he would have been more useful at the defence of Terra were correct.
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>>97663141
yeah it is
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>>97663138
Get some modelling clay in there and paint over it, I think I see a milliput box in your photo. Get it in the gap and scrape off the spillover. Lack of primer isn't such a big deal if it's only a tiny part of the model that you're not going to touch regularly.
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>>97663098
based
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>>97663138
Nice ultramarine
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>>97663065
I wait, coward.
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>>97663098
Just replace the word reddit with tacky and it means pretty much the same thing.
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>>97663150
>just half ass it
shit advice from a shit hobbyist
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>>97663195
Your models?
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>>97663195
Imagine saying something like this while simultaneously being a nomodels wretch.
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>>97663195
Decalfriend Modelmogs you and you know it.
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>>97663195
Asking for advice here is insane. The other day an anon literally had a melty and called subassenbly elitist.
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>>97663202
>>97663200
>>97663199
post yours with a timestamp like the rules say and I'll gladly post mine :) you won't
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>>97663217
I Accept your full blown disqualification
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>>97663199
>>97663200
>>97663202
>he now samefags from 3 devices
this is just sad
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>>97663138
Kay, liquid putty will work, but what you need to do is apply and sand until you're happy with the finish. Then reprime the fixed gap and paint.
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>>97663227
Your schizophrenia is becoming terminal
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>>97663226
not how this works, hobbylet
>>97663235
>thinking a screenshot proves anything
lmao
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>>97663195
>>97663217
>>97663227
You can stop engaging with the people imitating the subhuman retard anytime now
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>>97663243
Huh?
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WHERE ARE THE HELLBLASTERS!
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>>97663246
Its the 5th day of the month I have plenty of time, stop trying to rush me into mistakes.
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>>97663229
Yeah this is sort of what I tried, but parts of the gun, especially between the barrels as you can see in the pic, are pretty hard to get anything in to clean it up. I guess I just need to find something needle thin to wedge in and clean up with
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>>97663252
You have to post several WIPs showing progress or you're barred from this collage that was explicitly made to mock you, did you forget?
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>>97663256
and I will do it without and problem you annoying creep.
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>>97663255
make some sanding sticks
glue sandpaper to coffee stirrers
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Painterchads itt: newbie painter here. if i want to paint my models and have them come our okay looking should i:
>prime models
>base coat
>wash (nuln oil)
>highlight
>edge highlight

as absolute beginner steps?
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he doesn't have models, he just rips random shit from facebook
he'll never post them with a timestamp
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>>97663252
I bet you haven't even bought them.
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>>97663262
You two deserve each other, shut the fuck up gossip girl.
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The problem with schizo orbiter is he thinks anyone else cares besides him and the lolcow
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>>97663260
Fantastic idea, thanks anon. I'll post updates when I next get time to work on them.
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>>97663265
I started them months ago you dope
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>>97663273
Which is why he's the crazy one, I've said since day one all he needs to do is stfu but he won't because he's got a TBI or something.
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>>97663261
You don't HAVE to use Nuln Oil. A dark color that compliments the paintjob does just as well. i,e, dark green or brown for Dark Angels or Salamanders.
You don't even have to use a GW wash, just thin a dark color down to glaze and don't slop it on too generously
But whatever you do, don't fucking paint them blue. There are a billion colors you could paint a marine. Anything but the fucking smurfs, I beg of you.
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>>97663138
Modelling putty and sand paper. Course grit for leveling, fine grit to smooth it out. Cut and fold the paper so it neatly slides along the seam.
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>>97663288
>Modelling putty and sand paper. Course grit for leveling, fine grit to smooth it out. Cut and fold the paper so it neatly slides along the seam.
Remember someone is doing all this to produce a model that looks like it was painted by Helen Keller.
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>>97663275
>those mold lines on their legs
truly grim
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>>97663261
If you're starting out focus on getting good at the first 3 steps, priming, basing, washing, that should help build up good habits like brush control.
As for tips
>Shake the shit out of the primers, and use passing motions so the paint doesn't clog up details
>Don't load up you brush too much and thin yoh paints, it's ok if a paint is a bit transparent on the first coat since multiple coats are the best way to get your desired colour.
>Shake the shit out of your washes, if you notice you models are glossy that means you didn't shake them enough
>Washes don't work well over large smooth surfaces, so recess shading is a good skill to learn if you playing space marines
Also have a look at dry brushing, it's a useful technique to learn along side highlighting.
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>>97663301
I already fixed those, relax.
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>>97663300
I'm afraid I don't follow
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>>97663301
well maybe GW shouldn't have fucking put them there
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>>97663261
Other anon is right about the washes, but ignore him about blue. Paint them whatever colour you like. If you think blue looks cool, do that. Don't let strangers on the internet pressure you
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>>97663285
I'm an ultramarines player anon....
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>>97663306
No you didn't, you insisted nobody would notice them
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>>97663275
Why do you only post images that have already been posted before, curious?
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>>97663318
You don't even know what you're talking about.
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>>97663319
Cause I'm at work and I usually don't take more than a few pictures of something that is a work in progress for each new session, do you understand now you overly critical freak show?
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>>97663311
Don’t wanna post your tacky fingernails and goblin children today?
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>>97663275
Moldlines
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>>97663328
Shes a total bitch but why are you so randomly hostile towards her? God, you're such a freak man.
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>>97663321
nta
he's right
you had a multi-thread meltdown when people pointed out the spruegates and moldlines you insisted you would clean up before priming were still there after you poorly primed them
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pro gamer tip
you can just remove the moldlines in photoshop if you don't want to anger the failed painters here painting toys instead of art
takes you less than a minute
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>>97660865
>AoS is branching off from the shitty "Army based around single unit from Fantasy" shtick
>unit is literally a unit from WFB but with clothes
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>>97663311
why?
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>>97663335
>she
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>>97663335
>noo you can't be heckin rude on my subreddit!!
this is not your safe space, faggot
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>>97663358
Estrogen injections. Unironically
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>>97663362
Shes got tits and kids man, I think the conversation is pretty settled on this queefer.
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>>97663342
Spot heal my beloved...
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>>97663275
They're reeeeeeal!
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>>97663261
hardcore sex with usagi in her uniform
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>>97663324
but it's a consistent thing you do, all your images are over 4months old, and I very much doubt you work 24/7 given how much you are in this thread.
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>>97663376
It is obvious every time he posts his subhuman hands, either someone transplanted the hand bones of a man into her body or "she" is lying like every tranny does. He thinks slapping on some walmart sticker nails makes anyone think he is an acrual woman kek
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>>97663275
decently painted tbhon
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>>97663335
>she
>her
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>>97663341
Brutal tbhon
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>>97662018
I just paint them, I never played a game with them.
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>>97663418
Nice EC army, anon. Purple and pink go great together don’t they?
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i am very careful removing all the moldlines and sprue marks off every part i cut out
and then after i finish painting i still notice one or two because i am either fucking blind or too retarded to scrape with an exacto knife
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>>97663421
They do!
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>>97663398
>>97663407
>missed out on ultra-mommy posting
Ngmi
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>>97660817
Oh man what a downgrade. No wonder AoSfags complain about TOW so much, they literally don’t have anything else.
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>>97663434
I was there.
I saw the truth of things, even if you did not.
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>>97663435
trying too hard
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>>97663434
this is just desperate you subhuman freak
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>>97663439
Mindbroken in two sentences
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>>97663443
the only one mindbroken is (you) and in only three words thoughbeit
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>>97663434
Clearly you missed when “she” doxxed “herself” and “her (bastard) kid” with a selfie of the two of them. You’re defending a thirdworld scammer (male)
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>>97662018
i will play when 11th comes out
i have 1k after this castigator is done and i think i have enough time to try and get to 2k before the new edition
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>>97663447
Sure, /v/ermin
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>>97660817
I don’t really get the complaint over these. If I still had my drukhari army I’d run these as wynches no problem. They don’t look like they would snap off their bases like witches too.
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>>97663422
That's normal. Some mold lines are well hidden until you apply paint or capture it in a photo.
If you are painting to play then it's not a big deal because most people aren't hunting to spot them in person. If you are painting for photos then it is an issue.
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>>97663435
>towdlers in charge of not seething about aos in every thread they're in
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>>97663471
Nobody plays TOW retard, quit shouting at clouds.
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>>97663454
>calling others /v/ermin
>when the only people who "care" about ToW are TWW secondaries
lol!
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neat
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>>97663490
why did you upscale this with ai
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neat (the finale)
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>>97663494
Are you actually retarded?
It's the pdf 8th ed Chaos Marine codex.
Fucking hell, anon.
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>>97663489
Only way you would know is if you’re on that board /v/ermin. The rest of us who aren’t schizoid retards care about the only game that matters.
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>>97663500
I know what it is, and someone upscaled it with ai idk what to tell you anon don't overreact.
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>>97663505
I literally just screenshot these like 5 minutes ago wtf are you on about.
Did I fall for bait?
Are you this dumb?!
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>>97663490
>War or Hidlairs
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>>97663503
trying too hard once again
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>>97663510
>>97663494
>>97663505
nta but are you having a stroke
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>>97663509
i feel like you think i am saying it is fake or something
it's just upscaled, why are you sperging out right now?
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>>97663495
>>97663490
>>97662560
There are times the Alpha Legion are almost cool but then they give them to Mike Brooks to write.
They're decently interesting in Heresy at least.
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>>97663513
>has to use it twice like the mantra of a schizo going mad
Only reason AoS doesn’t go tits up is because of the fiat of some executive who doesn’t want to admit they made a mistake, really.
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>>97663261
Missing a step there sis, and you split highlights into two steps?
>prime models
>base coat
>wash (appropriate colour)
>layer/drybrush as necessary (layer for smooth texture ie. power armour, drybrush for dirtier/softer/rougher texture like cloth, chainmail, fur)
>highlight/edge highlight as necessary (edge highlight again works better for smooth things with long straight edges ie. power armour, vehicles, regular highlighting for things without so many hard edges)
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>Play game against Space Marine player
>He actually modeled some of his marines without helmets
>Purposely target them and kill them
>Loudly say, "Should have worn his helmet!"
>Everyone laughs at him and he runs away crying
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>>97663519
>it's just upscaled,
It's literally not. I'm not even the anon who posted and you're pissing me off lmfao AI has destroyed some of you zoomers.
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>>97663531
uh oh low effort shitstirrer melty
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>>97663531
>>97662990
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>>97663544
getting really defensive over this for no reason anon it isn't a big deal
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Riveting conversation gentlemen
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>>97663554
We >>97663544 have fallen for bait, brother. A dark day.
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>>97663549
Very poor edit, apply yourself next time
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>>97663376
idk why your obsessed with trannys but im definitely not one lol i can even prove it with pic + handwritten timestamp + models which is something (You) would always be too cowardly to do
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>>97663545
I accept your concession
>>97663549
>linking the goofy edit
You’re having a real one I see.
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>>97663572
im american tranny obsessed anon but ok lol
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>>97663556
When an unstoppable schizo meets an immovable retard.
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>>97663580
I doubt it
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>>97663566
>I accept your concession
catchphrase of those with no real argument
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>>97663587
In shambles
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>>97663562
Dw about it, will happen to the end of time. Not sure how long you've been around on 4chen, I've been here since around 2008 and the whole "women don't exist on the internet"/"tits or gtfo"/"anyone who says they're a woman is a tranny or lying" shtick was in full force then but I thought it would've died somewhere in the 10's and I'm honestly surprised it's still going full force. It's either people joking/shitposting, or the retards who took the joeks/shitposts at face value and unironically repeat it, either way it's just idiots posting nothing of value and can be comfortably ignored
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>>97663601
it is people seeing the photo of a crossdressing indian man and understanding they will trust what they see with their own fucking eyes despite whatever horseshit you delusional leftists drone on about
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I'm so tired bros. I just want something besides a pity character for any of my factions or some kind of rules change to make them more fun to play.
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>>97663619
if you're a DGfag kill yourself you have a fully fleshed out range already you don't need anything else
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>>97663601
>>97663609
Must you idiots pearl clutch like you work for GW? At least talk about a game while you do it.
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>>97663541
never happened
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>>97663619
>warhammer fantasy art
off topic
ignored
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>>97663619
If you’re DG, cry me a river.
If you’re Daemons though, you have my condolences.
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So what happens to daemons in 11th?
Linger on with a pdf index? Squatted?
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>>97663667
squatted because daemons are cringe
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Are Canonesses typically old or are there young ones?
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>>97663667
They're listed in each of the cult legion Codexes and CSM will have a rule that lets you bring them as allies and that will be it. Belakor might have a special data sheet rule or detachment still.
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>>97663667
Literally nothing, Anon. 11th is backwards compatible with 10th so you’ll keep playing with what you have now. Don’t worry about this until 12th.
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>>97663685
They're the senor officers of the Adeptas Soroitas, so they tend to be old. However, old for a battle sister is, like, 32. However however, due to stress, devotion, and lack of skincare it'd be the roughest 32 you could possibly imagine.
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What do you think they should do with Imperial Agents in the next edition? Is it a failed experiment they should abandon or does it just need to be improved on?
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>>97663710
It’s literally just a repository for kill teams to make them playable in 40k. They’re an afterthought and it’s fine if it stays that way. They should just keep an eye on actual meta to see if it gets too out of hand.
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>>97663562
Post your bastard kid again
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>>97663710
>Is it a failed experiment they should abandon
Unironically soulless take. The long-running problem with Imperial soup is that it's always an afterthought, while other factions get special bonuses and abilities the Imperial soup is left without, as if being able to combine units from various Imperial factions is worth that trade-off (it's not). They just need to treat them like every other codex - put a bit of effort in, give them some fluffy bonuses and abilities. Imagine if there was an army-wide benefit to picking ordo, shit like that
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>>97663732
you don't have a kid stop pushing this fake schizo shit
a real one would just call you out for the tranny you are
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>>97663747
Anon I have zero faith in GW’s ability to make an entertaining game with too many factions being juggled about, and many would argue we’re past that point so why add more straw to the camel’s back?
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>>97663753
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how to fix the Imperium
>perma kill every primarch
>nuke fenris, baal, and every other planet with associated warp spirits
>perma kill every warp entity that isn't Big E or an Imperial Saint (sanguinor isn't an Imperial Saint which means he's also on the chopping block)
>reinstate edict of Nikaea for everyone who isn't a Grey Knight or a named Ultramarine.
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>>97662942
>be you
>have dumb idea
>get into blacked library
>write your story about chaosfags and their soul bomb cannon (probably iron warriors)
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>>97663780
>hm yes fantasy in space franchise
>WAITER WHY IS THERE MAGIC IN THE BIG SPACE EMPIRE
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>>97663780
based and monodominant pilled
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>>97663206
it's just kind of autistic+they're my plastic dudes+I don't care about mould lines+most of you are fat and autistic especially decalfaggot.
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>>97663780
Who shat in your cornflakes?
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>>97663780
hold on I forgot
>purge all beastmen and abhumans (except ogryn, they're cool)
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>>97663816
I mean that's fine but telling people to not put effort into their minis is cringe
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>>97663206
please stop lying about that. dude was literally saying anyone who didn’t subassemble their battleline unit was a paintlet, that was the thing that was called elitist.
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Gw should shit out a bunch of new keywords for weapons in 11th Edition so we can stop having everything in the game just be lethals or sustained or devastating.
What kind of keywords do you think they could add that could generically apply to a bunch of different guns or melee weapons across all factions?
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>>97663864
crippling
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Why can’t I mind control my opponents toys
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>>97663702
Thanks. I want to kitbash one for a /your dudes/ minor order but I'm also that level of autism that likes to keep things close to lore friendly.
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would the admech even consider an image generator to be Abominable Intelligence? It seems like something they'd use rather than condemn.
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Nice shoes.
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>>97663897
if it weren't for the logos I'd say it looks like a knock off. why does it look so wonky?
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>>97663913
macfarlane toys suck is why
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>>97663913
because marinefags will buy this shit anyway
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>>97663897
>"My Chapter Master said he is going to report you to the Inquisition if you guys keep saying my helmet makes my head look fat!"
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>>97663897
>the huge nub gouge on the shoulder
>the slopwash that somehow managed to go everywhere except the recesses
lmfao
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>bear and twink sm calling anyone else gay
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>>97663097
I play space wolves and even i know russ is a god damn retard.
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>>97662942
>decide child soldiers aren't grimdark enough
>decide baby soldiers aren't grimdark enough
>decide to go before baby but fetus aren't enough
>get told that sperm and ovaries fired at the enemy is too slaanesh
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>>97663921
>has both a gif and an mp4 so he can spam this garbage twice every thread
mental illness
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>>97663934
it's one of the subhuman's imitators
just filter and ignore
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>>97663928
This is why you’re the pack beta
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>>97663936
>>97663934
>Xenofags seething
I see the thread is getting healthier, very nice.
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>>97663930
baby soldiers are grimdark enough
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>>97663710
Agents of the Imperiun was such a success GW Should make Agents of Aeldari with Corsairs, Harlequins, Ynnari and Exodites. Then make Agents of Chaos with Daemons, Traitor Guard, Beastmen and Darkmech
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>>97663948
They should make agents of agents of the Imperium next
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Fucked up how the best voice acting for 40k was out of Dawn of war and bfg. Space marine 2 was BORING on that front completely, I don’t have much faith for Dawn of war 4 or total war 40k either. I don’t even think the audiobooks have much good work for Va stuff.
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>>97663996
I dunno ask
>>>/v/
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>Henry Cavill announces 40k show
>Releases trailers, looks action packed, perfect Gothic horror setting
>Hype through the roof
>First episode airs
>Two guardsmen lounging in a bunker full of military equipment
>Entire episode is just them having meaningless conversations about the state of the Imperium and if Cadia was an inside job
>Every guardsman who comes in looking to replace his gear or get new equipment is met with these two guys dragging him into their pointless debates while never getting the gear they need
>Never see any of the battles going on except for occasional horrific fight going on outside their bunker
>They just close the door so they can hear themselves talk easier
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>>97663864
Pinning and Suppressing. It's already keyworded on several data sheets so just putting it on the weapons next makes sense.
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>>97663979
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>>97664013
hhhehehehehhhehe
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>>97663979
Literally none of this is true
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>>97663979
Literally all of this is true
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>>97664013
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>>97663864
>overpowering x
>critical wounds gain x extra AP and invuln saves cannot be made
devastating wounds but not as strong
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>>97663864
>Balanced
Reroll hit rolls of 1
>Mastercrafted
Reroll hit rolls
>Burst
Reroll wound rolls of 1
>Twin-linked
Reroll wound rolls
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>>97664013
He broke Magnus' back, but Magnus blew his back out.
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>>97664013
What's the white fluid?
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>>97664092
Thousand Sons gene-seed.
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New game mechanic, for every wound inflicted on your model, you receive a wound IRL
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wtf is a sigmarine?
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>>97664108
the adeptus agroundes
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>>97664108
Blood angels
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I'm new to the hobby, and getting really autistic about wanting my White Scars army to have all of its chainswords replaced with these beautiful curved swords, but would prefer not to spend $32 for two of them. Every third party 3D printed curved chainsword I've seen is horrific. Are there STLs out there that copy this chainsword exactly?
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>>97664124
post models
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>>97664124
Get some blue stuff and make your own molds
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>>97664102
Only if it's your self-insert model
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>>97664139
NTA but how easy is that?
I'm building exclusively firstborn Salamanders and I need me a lot of regular meltas and flamers to proxy for primaris units
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Belisarius Cawl is one of the coolest looking models but you can get fucked if you think I'm painting all that shit
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>>97664187
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>>97663758
On the contrary, if 40K is already the sloppy mess that it is what does it really hurt to give Inquisition a proper codex like the good ol' days? It's just one small piss in an ocean of pee, but nah let's churn out another 10 space marine chapter codices instead
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>>97663261
Don't varnish with a brush it's a waste of time and it won't look as good as with a spray can.
t. been there
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>>97663587
>”no real argument”
>uses “trying too hard” and “uh oh melty”
Do AoSisters really?
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Anyone got a link to the rules to the Crucible on a pdf/screenshot? If it's on Wahapedia yet, I don't see it.



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