Ouphes Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97672473>TQWho is your favorite card artist?
>>97679443>tqI like Jeremy Wilson's artstyle.
>>97679454
Thread QuestionHamm is indeed my all time favorite. Closely followed by McKinnon of course.From the "newer" artists, Iris Compiet is right up my alley.
Standard status?
>>97679476WE JUST BANNED VIVI AND YOU'RE STILL COMPLAINING YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL SHITSFOR THE LAST FUCKING TIMEWE ARE NOT BANNING BADGERMOLE
>>97679476Badger badger badger , mushroom mushroom
>>97679502snake, oooh it's a snakeUnironically in Pioneer I use badger lands to ramp him out.
Final Fantasy wasn't such a bad set right?
>>97679519>Final Fantasy wasn't such a bad set right?All UB sets are worse than every UW set.
>>97679476>pronouns
>>97679519i mean they censored all the hot chicks.>yuffie>lulu (known as a tit monster, art couldn’t be more censored if they tried)>riku (see above)
>>97679519It wasn't very good. It was EDH-centric.I cannot name a single FF card that's played in Standard.
Every showcase match in SCGcon was either a complete one-sided stomp or an awful slop stalemate mirror match.
>>97679476How many people caught cheating this time?
>>97679523we need more cowboys and cars sets for american audience
>>97679618Next up should be pro wrestling
>>97679540>tit monster the average NPC playing this game has no idea how we've been robbed
>>97679596its not cheating, they are just in a high stress situation and "mistakes" happen heehee :^)
>>97679624>Next up should be pro wrestlingUniverses Within wrestling set followed immediately by WWE UB set?YES PLEASE.
Need help brosHow do i block this lisping faggot from showing in my youtube shorts?He literally doesnt have normal lenght videos and youtube in all its jewish wisdom removed ability to block channels from appearing in shorts.
>>97679653>Using YouTubengmi
>>97679476>7 badger Badgermoles in total on field>on turn 3THERE IS 0 CHANCE this faggots are not cheating by stacking their decks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-1XvnIWWto&tReminder that pros cheat so you should too
Why the fuck TMNT draft in my LGS costs 35$ irl?>only 1 person signed upHAHAHAHAH get fucked
>>97679554No one cares about standard.
>>97679687Well tell me what cards are being played in your format of choice.
>>97679677If you go to a local tournament just take a deck like amulet titan, zoom through the loop with confidence even if you are off 1-2 mana, nobody will notice.
>>97679640What I don't understand is they are meant to be all about female empowerment but just put them all in burkas and nun clothes. It's like they've gone so far left they've come around to the right when it comes to women's sexuality. Even existing characters aren't safe. Look how big Chandra's breasts once were. Now they've basically chopped them off. Women can only be men and men can only be women. There is no beauty anymore. The alphabet mafia want us all miserable, subservient, and to forget what men and women actually look like.
>>97679697Horse shoe theory. Puritanism and female empowerment both end with burkas.
>>97679699>>97679697They both hate beauty, just for different reasons.
>Ephemerate, but it's also removal.HOLY FUCKING GOD FORSAKEN SHITFUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CARD AND WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING PRINTING THIS SHIT
>>97679709I was wondering why this card is not being played in the modern blink decks. You can even play it at instant speed with t3feri.
>>97679709WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING PRINTING A CARD LIKE THAT INTO A FUCKING STANDARD WHERE WARP EXISTS WHAT THE FLAMING FUCKING SHIT WIZARDS HOW ARE YOU SO RETARDED DO YOU GENUINELY NOT PLAYTEST ANYTHING
>>97679709>sorcery
>>976796531.Click on the more section of the channel.2.Click on report user3.Click on hide user from my channel.
>>97679713>You can even cast it as Ephemerate by investing another 3 mana before starting your gameplan instead of casting your 1 mana Emphemerate which recurs itself
Seems like they are making the school Mascots more animalistic. The better not replace inklings with birds.
>>97679716Thanks senpai, hope it works
>>97679713it's a 2 mana sorcery T3feri isn't a leyline you start off with at the beginning of the game
>>97679750>isn't a leylineGiven that pros have been quite dexterous recently, I'd call it a skill issue.
>>97679709WHATTHEFUCKIS THISSHIT?
Say I'm building a cube around three-color archetypes. How can I encourage players to actually build three-color decks over two-color ones? Besides just making all the bombs in the cube three-color?
>>97679765>How can I encourage players to actually build three-color decks over two-color ones? 3c payoffs.>Besides just making all the bombs in the cube three-color?Solid hybrid includes lets off some of the pressure of a densely multicolor cube. Good mana fixing is vital.2-color support pieces that go in multiple 3c combos help, too.
>>97679723Hexhaven>Strixhaven.
>>97679765SNC had good art and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>97679776>SNC had good art and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.Pic unrelated.
>SNC tried its hardest to avoid showing guns, even going so far as replacing them with fucking water sprays>TMNT just casually showing goons with gunsThe rules are insane and even better, they only apply to UW
>>97679776SNC without the absurd and shitty rules WotC designed the set with would have been great with all the mobs, angel juice and vintage aesthetic. Is not a bad set overall and had powerful cards but not as great as could be.
Hey bros. This is probably going to get me fired from Hasbro, but I'm so excited about our upcoming 2027 lineup that i just have to share some leaks. It's going to be a food-themed set, where all the awesome Fast Food options are each represented by a powerful megacorporation. We have some really cool Food cards already designed.Check these badass cards out! We haven't tested them, but I'm thinking some of them might be good enough to play in Standard. We'll just have to wait and see. The future of Magic is looking tasty! Open wide, Magic players, because the fun is just starting! Get ready for some delicious excitement, on Magic: Arena!
>>97679845>We haven't tested them, but I'm thinking some of them might be good enough to play in StandardNo way, those are all trash. They're common for a reason, right? No need to test them, honestly. Ship it.
>>97679845Will be perfect for my commander
>>97679845>Get the intern to use chatgptMy fucking sides lmao. I’m not even sure this is a joke
I'm a Yunky's Fried Chicken man, myself.I just can't get behind I.L.O.P,'s imperialism.
>>97679758Jennika, IDW OC. She sucks.
I'm still surprised they didn't anticipate the interaction between Hobo Mike's Meaty Deluxe and all the Suspend cards. They let that go on for 2 years.
>>97679896>I'm still surprised they didn't anticipate the interaction between Hobo Mike's Meaty Deluxe and all the Suspend cards. They let that go on for 2 years.>Everyone was calling Hobo Mike's Meaty Deluxe "Draft Chaff"It's Triple H's Sledgehammer all over again.
>>97679889I am talking about pose her neck should be broken
>>97679903>I am talking about pose her neck should be brokenShe's a turtle, anon.Turtles have bendy necks.
>>97679906yes
>>97679709real ones know the song
>>97679765You add 9 million cluestones to your cube of course.
>>97679889wonder if Paramount buying WB means DC will start publishing TMNT comics
>>97679765You can't encourage players to build three-color decks. Because if you do that, the only strategy is to draft fixing then draft the three-color cards. This might sound like what you want but it isn't because all 8 players are going to be doing this and whatever three-color cards they pick later in the pack only matter because they have power and toughness.The actual best way to make players play three-color decks and have a variety of draft strategies is to actually not include any three-color cards in the Cube. Include few but powerful cards in two-color and one or two people at the table will draft three-color. Having everyone draft three-color is a shit environment like all three-color and even most two-color sets like Ravnica.
>>97679519For me, I will remember Final Fantasy as the set that brought Universe-Beyond to Standard. So it has negative connotation for me.But it also brought me a Rat-based Waifu for my Brawl deck, so I am conflicted.For better or worse, I guess the Final Fantasy set represents a pivotal moment, where WOTC's focus pivots away from the 60-card formats even more.
I think Rudy did some drugs then made a video https://youtu.be/_MktPhURadU?si=M4OUGWpn0Ro8i3In
>>97679845I think we are so deep the clown world this could be perfectly
>>97680011>I think we are so deep the clown world this could be perfectlyALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD EGOTIST
How many of you are praying for Marvel UB to flop hard?
>>97680017>How many of you are praying for Marvel UB to flop hard?I don't care.It succeeds. It flops. It does alright. Who cares, every option is equally pathetic.
>>97680017With cards like this? Fuck it.
>>97680022what the fuck is going on with his arms? Aren't those supposed to be metal?
>>97680027>Aren't those supposed to be metal?Please be considerate anon, AI doesn't understand 3d shapes.
>>97680017it would be easier to ask how many don't want that
is it inadvisable to play without white cards as I don't like the artwork?
>>97679443>tq
>>97680017Not me, this game was made for Marvel.
>>97679714>standardlol
>>97680112We're boycotting white actually
turtle dickthat's all
>>97680295there is 0 reason fo it to flare that much
>>97680295now this is weirdness to 11
>>97680295Cool, but rude.
>>97680295does machines alright
I fox-posted about this card earlier during spoiler-season. I just want to mention that I played my first TMNT MTGArena draft over the weekend, and I actually got this girl as my pack-1-pick-1. I did pretty well during that draft league too. I am not going to draft the TMNT set a lot, so I am happy the amount I did play was a pawsitive experience.
I would pay for a format without UB.
>>97680423Modern 2015. Premodern. Planar Standard. Many such formats.
>>97680017When do spoilers for that drop anyway
>>97679765>Besides just making all the bombs in the cube three-color?Isn't that the whole point of cube
>>97680201Can't wait for grixis iron man
>>97680441>modern 2015Why have a shit format that doesnt even have fatal push when you can have prefire modern instead?
>>97679502>>97679512Wow antique memes
>>97679845When are these cards getting released so I can buy them?
>>97680516>When are these cards getting released so I can buy them?Quarter 3, 2027.I'm working on gathering more spoilers from the set. Hopefully they don't catch onto me. We're really proud of what we put together!
>>97680523HOLYKINO
>>97680554you sound like you play Roblox
>>97680523Food revolution let's gooooo
>>97680639>Food revolution let's goooooYes. After the events of Reality Fracture, the Omencorps take over the whole multiverse. Named such because they used the Omenpaths to spread. The gingerbread fighters from Eldraine are one of the resistance forces against the new multiversal rule.
>>97679845>>97680523>>97680667>AI slopFucking jeets, can't you just stay in your containment thread instead of shitting everywhere?
>>97680678
>>97680678npc reply
>>97680678>waaah but that's AI slooopWhy do xitter zoomers try so hard to fit in?
>>97680691>saar they are onto us. deploy the goon gens!
>thinks of gooning when he sees modestly dressed cartoon little girls
>>97680755Brainrot is one hell of a thing.
>Strixhaven will show us the reality fractured version of Chandra ... the most evil possibility of her ... one where she is straight ... and have big boobs
>>97680683I get the joke, but those subhumans won't and will think it's fine to keep spamming any thread with that shit
>>97680796>Evil Jace be like "I will use my words when communicating with others."
>>97680803welcome to 4changet out
>>97680761>>97680691>>97680667can you at least remove the pee filter thanks
>>97680813In Jace Beleren's Darkplace, Jace is a beloved character.
there is 0 reason to want little girls on your cardboard unless you are underage btwyes, every pokebro is a pedophile
Evil Bolas be like "Wow I have NO interest in having gay sex with my brother EVER" sadly this also caused him to clash with his brother's evil version who proceeds to trap him in the Love Hotel Realm.
>>97680796>>97680813Evil Bolas: I do not want Ugin to have sex with me as I am heterosexual.
>>97680832>>97680832No. Evil Bolas is still gay, he's just a top and not a bottom.The power of Gay Bolas transcends reality.
>>97680830how little tho
sex with missy from friday nights/loadingreadyrun (kino mature milf material)lolicons get the rope like the above poster
eww granny chaser
>>97680830>when you see someone youthful and full of innocence, the only thing you can think of is sexyo that's a crazy admission.now to be fair this is 4chan so you probably arent wrong but not necessarily so
why is he rubbing his nipples?
Oh hey Secrets of Strixhaven's story is starting? Not sure if this is a side-story but I'm willing to believe so. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/secrets-of-strixhaven-off-the-record>A really grumpy student reporter named Jilesa is off to interview a new teacher, discussing with Esmun, the artist for the newspaper she works with (I guess they don't have cameras, or 'flash artist' is just a photographer) about who this new guy is, but not really getting anywhere>They arrive at a crowd, and see the new teacher and hey wait a minute why is Ral Zarek a law mage and a teacher now (Reality Fracture bullshit probably)>Prof Zarek is chewing out some student who fucked up before turning to Jilesa, exchanging curt greetings, and getting his picture taken>To Zarek's office, and she asks him what he did on Ravnica, which he says "argue with people, same as here really", and when asked about spare time, says he didn't have any>She asks him why come to Strixhaven, sending out a small spell to tell if he's hiding stuff with his answer, and his answer isn't enough and the spell shows SOMETHING is hiding, but he quickly catches onto said spell and dismisses it>Zarek, instead of seeming annoyed, seems mildly impressed by the audacity, and tries to recruit her for a 'special project'>Jilesa immediately is on board because she's desperate for approval, Esmun is on board too after some deliberation>Basically, Zarek's looking for a book from the Blood Age, one that's referenced a few times but he can't find, about the birth of the elder dragons>Because Ravnica's leylines have gotten fucked up, by him, somehow, and he thinks Arcavios' unique leylines might hold some ideas to fix that>The library's too damn big and still being renovated post-invasion, so he needs some help>She asks why not somebody from Lorehold, he says he's... Avoiding Ajani Goldmane, who I guess is still hanging around>Eventually Jilesa suggests asking Codie, and off they go to find a book
>>97680864He identifies as a milk cow. Hence the white on black color scheme.
>>97680866He's not just rubbing his nipple ... he has a massive keyhole on his crotch. This is some degeneracy we've never seen before.
>Nipple rubbing guy with a keyhole symbol on his dickNo thank you.
>>97680863>makes one to know oneI thought this was 4chan and not preschool
OKAY BUT WHY IS HE RUBBING HIS NIPPLES THOUGH
>>97680866>After some interrogating and searching, they figure Codie is probably in the Void, which, after Zarek asks, is explained by Jilesa as an accidental side-effect of a magic duel that created an area of pure silence, you can't hear outside of it, but you can hear yourself within it>Just outside the Void, they find Codie lecturing some random student, who soon gets fed up with the book and leaves>Jilesa steps in front of Codie as it waddles away, Zarek suggests going into the Void for some privacy, and then asks Codie about the book>Codie says it knows where the book can be found, but can't tell him>Basically, the knowledge of it has been redacted from Codie, though it can still sense what was there>They try to argue that Codie could make an exception for a professor, but even if Codie wants to, it can't remove that redaction itself>The three decide to do a sort of ritual thing to try and undo the magical redaction themselves, because Zarek goes "hey if you need power I can offer so much">Jilesa sets it up, and the ritual goes off pretty much without a hitch, Codie offers the info freely, and the tome is kept in the Vaults of Turrau>Zarek heads off immediately, Jilesa goes "hey wait I wanna see too", while Esmun gets cold feet but comes along anyway>Zarek teleports the three of them to some mountainous area not far from said Vaults, and soon arrive at some massive doors with some skeletons strewn outside them, which he's mostly dismissive of the danger of>Zarek and Jilesa move forward while Esmun cowers out and sticks where he is>As they move forward, Jilesa feels suddenly exhausted, and before she knows she's back by Esmun>Zarek goes "oh boy one of these things", basically there's stones marking a maze but you have to figure out the maze or get drained and teleported back
>>97680898It's a full-of-himself confident stance you fucking gutter-brains.
>>97680925>It's a full-of-himself confident stance you fucking gutter-brains.I don't know what the fuck you do, but I personally don't rub my nipples when I'm feeling full of myself.
another jap combo just droppedif you're unfamilar with the cards>prototype guy adds G mana equal to its power>the pizza gives a creature +2/+2 when it enters and also untaps it>the 2 mana dude lets you pay 5 mana to copy another artifact and give it hasteso the pizza buffs your prototype guy, you pay 5 mana to copy the pizza and untap the prototype guy, this time it makes more mana, repeat until infinite mana then make infinite hasty copies of the prototype guy for lethalit's very mana hungry but pretty straightfoward
>>97680891If I posted a picture of a barefoot person and you start acting like it is porn, it says way more about you than me. also the phrase is >it takes one to know oneyou esl lookin' ass lmao
>>97680937>If I posted a picture of a barefoot person and you start acting like it is porn, it says way more about you than meKill yourself you fucking obnoxious footfag
welcome back, summaryanon
>>97680945Takes one to know one.
>>97680917>Jilesa opts to send inklings through to figure the maze out, they do another ritual thingy to share some power because she's got nowhere near enough mana to handle as many as she needs>Again, ritual works well enough, one of the inklings finds the right path, Esmun mapped it out, they're all good>As they move through the maze, Jilesa finds herself tripped, and oh look the skeletons are coming>Zarek tells them to get through while he handles those>And to make it clear this isn't normal Ral Zarek, he uses law magic and words and shit instead of lightning>They get through the maze, Zarek seems no worse for the wear, and they get the doors open>In they go to the Vaults, which is basically a giant room with a bunch of recesses in the walls holding shit>They start to search for the tome, Jilesa uses a truth-seeking spell to find it, somehow>Zarek immediately takes it and starts reading and oh right, security measures, golems show up and Zarek ignores them>He reads through some more, goes "Oh, well, not quite what I'm looking for but it's a good step">Then he turns to the students and goes "Well thanks for the help, nice knowing you, I have to go" and planeswalks away>And Jilesa and Esmun are left to run for their lives
>Less than a week since TMNT>We are already looking into StrixhavenBoss... No more... Please...
tmnt was the easiest shit to ignore, only to make fun of hereyour problem
>>97680974>Boss... No more... Please...MORE!!!
>>97680898>>97680864Same stance as his OG card, simple as.
Hate premodernLove pizzaSimple as
so why nipples?
Play pre-modern(horizons pauper)
>>976797092 mana sorcery that doesnt cast twice, hardly a good comparison.
>TMNT comes and goes.What was that?Huh.Must have been the wind.
sneaky
>>97679765Good and plentiful fixing. 3 color payoffs. Color pair payoffs and synergies that share archetype structure with the 3rd color; if grixis is artifacts you can have some of the red involve graveyard artifacts, while black and blue can self mill. You can also have green have creature recursion, which means it synergies with the same self mill, but from a different angle.
>>97681132I dont like p2 draft. Tried some regular draft, but it wasnt engaging. Felt very swingy, lots of removal, too many legendary creatures. Lots of the common and uncommon creatures would be quite fun, but are overly self restricting due to being legendary. Red artifacts with Nobody and Mouser Factory is fun, but the 1/3 Raphael and Leonardo cards being legendary makes it hard to build the deck from that angle (ping and go wide payoff respectively )
>>97679443>Who is your favorite card artist?ian miller
>>97681317>ian millerSuperior patrician energy.
Strixhaven part 1 delivered a monk (albeit a shitty one by way of dueling coach). WILL we get another monk?
I managed to scan one more spoiler for you bros, but I have to go into hiding now. They're onto me.See you in the future.
>>97681335>The joke is I'm racist
>>97681362
Remember that /mtg/ is always wrongnever forget
>>97681383>>97665439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y42u7KR0gMUapologize
I just did a tmnt draft with my friends and had fun
>>97681439FUN?!?!FFUUNNN?!?!?YOU CAN'T SIMPLY HAVE FUN PLAYING MTG!!
>>97681439Ok maybe you had fun but now toss those pizzaslop cards into a fire where they belong
>>97681413I kneel to Jesse
>>97681335Shouldve been basketball instead of baseball.
>>97681443>pizzaslop into a fireyou're just making it sound delicious
>>97681394the UB slop has finally invaded arena and no magic is safe anymoreFriendly reminder that until TMNT we were spared all the non-high fantasy UB in arena and now the bilgewater floodgates have been thrown open and the shit is pouring into the last bastion of magic as it was intended by richard garfield phd
ate me pizzaslopluv me ub friends simple as
>>97681483>Power Rangers UBPerfection.
>3 rounds>$5 entry fee>2-1 gets $10 (store credit)>3-0 gets $20 (store credit)What's the EV on events like this? Sounds like there are no promo packs, so it's definitely worse prizing than normal FNMs.
>>97681489doesn't hasbro own the power rangers IP? if so, it should've probably happened already
>>97681362Hot Dogs are racism against Blue Hedgehogs, not blacks. If he made a watermelon token then you'd be on to something
>>97681439Even the worst draft is still more fun than any other format
>UB in standard was the biggest complaint shitshow magic has ever seen>UB is now firmly in standard>unanimously everyone agrees standard is unironically flourishingChud uncs and boomers btfo
>>97681542This didn't happen by the way
>>97681542Standard is unfathomable fucking shit, and if you want to see that just watch the coverage of it.
>>97681511Unless it's changed hands, Saban was purchased by Disney and now acts as a subsidiary, meaning Disney owns Power Rangers
>Drove out 20 miles Friday just to play standard because my Friday work calls go later than the one LGS within 10 miles of me fires>Tied round 1 to an autistic guy running a BG extraction deck>Lost round 2 to the owner running a powered-up version of the angel deck>Tied round 3 to UB [Dimir] Lessons (it was against a new player, would've gone 2-1 if time wasn't an issue)At least I got to play standard.>>97681413>Standard is fun because it's diverse!>Top 20 most expensive nonland cards in standard are over $20>None of the cards I actually like have any representationStill hoping SoS will have the cards I'm interested in before 2024 rotates out.
>>97681542Hi maro!
>>97681509If we ignore the potential for draws, you have a positive output$5 in1 of 4 outcomes, 0-3, 1-2, 2-1, 3-0.Thats an input of $20 for an output of $30 in credit. The store only wins due to margins here. Players profit on average.
>>97681542>unanimously everyone agrees standard is unironically flourishingI will take "things no one ever said" for 100 bucks.
Standard is "slightly" better than it has been for some time now, but that isn't saying much because it was at absolute rock-bottom for nearly 2 1/2 years straight. So, being slightly better than that feels good in comparison, I guess but it is still awful.
>>97681613I started playing standard 2.5 years ago and it is basically the only format I've played. It has been good the entire time. Only people who don't play standard say this. When commander players (mental retards) come to FNM asking what we are playing they always say "why" and laugh when we say standard, because they know nothing and don't play it. Their only knowledge is that youtubers like prof say it sucks. These people repeatedly say things like "aetherdrift was a weak set with little viable competitive cards"
And yet Standard is still Whiteless for its 8th year in a row.
Until just a few weeks ago there was no UB slop in standardUB has only actually hit standard this fucking weekNobody played standard in personEveryone plays standard on ArenaArena never had spooderman because it was rebranded in-universe. All the bullshit like warhammer and walking dead was outside standard. Final fantasy, dungeons & dragons and avatar were all high fantasy sets that meshed well with MTG's thematics TMNT is the very first time UB is actually slopping up standard for the vast majority of users. Even the retarded ghostbuster / space / racing sets were at least in-universe, but now we've got something both out-universe and not remotely fucking fantasy
>>97681657>whataboutismStandard is absolute dogshit and strawmanning edh doesn't make it any better. Both are shit formats.
>>97681691>no one plays standardI play standard in paper 2-3 times a week with 6-12 players. There were 20 people at the latest store championship. None of you faggots play this format so why do you comment on it.
>>97681691>there was no ub slop in standardWtf is final fantasy, spooderman and avatar?You probably forgot about spooderman because you dont actually play standard but in paper we have been playing with new york cards for almost a year
>>97680993You're supposed to hold them like suspenders, not tuck your hands under them
>>97681713holy shit anon read more than one line of text at a time I fucking dare you
>>97681676Fool, only mono red gets to be represented every standard
>>97679640How shit does it look on printed card? There is detailed and there is "so detailed that without the magnifying glass everything blends together into a slop"
>>97679540Rikku wasn't censored, though.
>>97681730Funny how Gavin Kikey made an entire PR stunt video about “helping white with Flash” and they did literally nothing since. Not that kikes ever cared, if they did they wouldn’t be kikes and White would have had at least 1 year in 8 of Standard dominance. The only reason tourney grinder kikes don’t care about color pie health is they only care what wins them shekels at RC’s.You could print Yellow Teletubbies Rimjob in mono blue and the only thought kikes would have is “how much can I sell this promo for after I tourney kike grind?”
I've played only on arena and while standard is fucked, even the casual non-ranked formats are fuckedEveryone plays the scrubbiest autoplay netdecked shit possible in brawl/coomander like kor voltron or zurko (or whatever that fucker's name is) mobilize and always the same fucking draws every gamethe point is that it is insane how people just want to win even in casual formats where points dont matter but it is entirely the fault of the game attracting these type of people who don't even want to play card games
>>97681801you got quarantined to the netdecker queue
>>97681801pretty sure that if you play arena your opponents will average 2-3 sheltered by ghosts per game
>>97681801the only casual format on arena is playing against sparky if a casual format gives you rewards for playing it, it isn't casual because insecure people will just go there with meta decks to do their daily and weekly quests
>>97681542>standard is unironically flourishingI cast badgermole cub!
>>97681841>I cast badgermole cub!No, *I* cast Badgermole Cub!
i scoop, gg
in response i scoop
>>97681831nah there is a Starter Deck-only queue that is unironically better than any of Arena's Constructed formats lol
Badgermole is not even in the top 3 played creatures.
What is the point of playing removal spell tribal in Brawl
>>97681868what if i want to play red white or black
>>97681869Tilting your opponent into conceding is technically a win condition
>>97681876They admit that White has been successfully purged from Standard but there are some strong W TMNT cards that might change things
>>97681876white weenies and bant are playable for white.UR lessons is a tier one deck for red.black... yeah black is fucking dead, WotC abandoned it completely.
>>97681859The midweek madness rotation hits some bangers too. I really enjoyed the standard pauper event, ran UB artifacts featuring Nobody to trigger/reset Cryogen Relic and Grim Bauble. Also tried the black pizza, but i never ended up in a position to rebuy it.
>>97681891any Arena Pauper event is 100x better than any other Constructed format they have.which I guess is why they only let you play it for a few random days each year.
>>97679776SNC was great, /tg/ just shits on it because they were too busy getting gender euphoria from NEOvagina
>>97681901>SNC was great, /tg/ just shits on it because they were too busy getting gender euphoria from NEOvaginaI rarely see anyone on /tg/ shitting on SNC, other than to say it was a good idea that was fumbled.
>>97681831I am also currently playing the pokemon tcg on the pc client since i had made a profile many years agoreached max rank in a couple daysTrying out other decks and even casual queue has the same fucking problems of everyone playing the same slop over and over And you really don't get any more battle pass points whether you win or losePeople really do not want to play games
>>97681868try and build a green deck without it
>>97680952>noo let me post my thinly veiled perversionsreally fixated on that one, huh
Why don't they just make snow covered dual lands ripoffs
>>97682007the money comes from being snow
>>97682007Or better yet, just print og dual lands that deal 1 to you when they enter
>>97682007I'm on board.
>>97681542based nebraskan
Why is this troon slowly becoming the focal point of Our Aryan's channel
>>97682199Sex
>>97681859i like jump ini was really disappointed there isnt a Lorwyn jump in
>>97682199He does a yearly trans fundraiser. Why are you feigning surprise?
>>97681542>>unanimously everyone agrees standard is unironically flourishingShow me five examples on other sites and I will post a kneeling Vegeta gif
>>97681901I asked about it specifically because it's a set about shards, but limited was dominated by two-color decks
>>97682199would
>>97682287left or right?
>>97682296yes
>>97682199Wouldn’t you have sex with a hot woman, anon?
>>97682317dude looks like drake bell in a wig no thanks
>>97682317>woman>with a dick KEK
>>97682338Could be so much worse.
>>97682199He's grooming her. No, you idiot, to be his successor when he retires
>>97682199>the narcissistic parasite is actively trying to take over the hostYou fags still don't get it why people despise these creatures
>>97682317Weird non sequitur, no women are involved in this discussion
I'm watching the video right now. The Professor talks about not having been into Standard in some time, and whatshername sounds current on it. Is is possible that The Professor, with his academic background, made the choice to invite someone onto his channel to share specialist knowledge he himself lacked, instead of some weird takeover conspiracy?
>why don't you trust the guy that doesn't even trust his own body that he has to pretend to be the opposite gender?hmmmmmmm
>>97682419Get a job Terese
