As your character descends into the depths underneath an ancient temple they enter a large room. In the center lies a glowing portal in the otherwise dark room. Suddenly, a low rumbling is heard as the room begins to shake. The dull light of the portal grows brighter until it envelops the entire room. You feel yourself pulled into it.The light subsides. You find yourself back in the room, same as before. At least, you think that's where you are. The air doesn't feel right. You climb the crumbling stone stairs back to the surface. You hear the low roar of a town. That's odd, the temple you entered was in an empty desolate field, with no sign of civilization for miles around.You exit the temple and see picrel. How does your character react to being transported to reddit millennial critical role slop world?
>>97689599My Tiefling character never met another Tiefling so she'd be excited and bombard him with questions.
When in Rome. I roll to seduce the Beholder
>>97689599ROLL FOR INITIATIVEI would start killing everything and never stop
>>97689599>this is probably the weirdest hedonist cult we've come across yet>casts horrid wilting in the town center what loot do we get?
>>97689599What's the point of making this exact same thread with the exact same image, so many times?
>>97689674This Anon gets it. >>97689676This one too.
>>97689599>You find yourself back in the room, same as before.>same as before.Go back through the portal, duh. Given that he’s never seen some of these races before, nor heard of them in any of the histories of the world, it’s also probably worth destroying the thing once he’s back where he belongs.
>>97689599Honestly, it looks friendly and welcoming, so...good?
>>97689710Any thread that gets replies is worth reposting until it doesn't.>>97689739>it’s also probably worth destroying the thing once he’s back where he belongs.I'd say keep the portal standing and come back with reinforcements.
>>97689599Accept free food and booze. Anyone who does elsewise is a moron.
>>97689599My character isn't gay so they leave.
>>97689760>Any thread that gets replies is worth reposting until it doesn't.really summed up the current state of /tg/ there
>>97689599>millennialFuck off.This is the fault of the pseudo-intellectual zoomers who constantly cry for inclusion and you know it.
>>97689674SPBP
>>97689761Keep this Anon away from the feywild.
>>97689710Stir shit. Possibly as a bot.>>97689599You mean a mostly pleasant and peaceful world with an implausible number of gays and no troubling themes? Either conquer the place or live a pretty happy life, depending on the character.
>>97689897Bah, the feywilds are easy if you communicate in grunts and whistles.
>>97689599Current game is Scion, character is a Scion of Lugh and probably late zoomer or early gen alpha with his age and the time period being late 2025, so he'd probably just be really confused at ending up in some Corporate Pantheon world. Previous game was Fantasy Craft, character from that would probably just do the same he always does and rob everyone before leaving.
>>97689599Cast Power Word: Reality. Beholder being Beholder kills everyone around, Orc goes berserk, Tiefling is burned at the stake...
>>97689599Too much faggotry even for an elf
>>97689599I open fire with my multimelta at point blank range, then return to summon my Rogue Trader, the party, and a company of armsmen. We've got profit to make.
>>97689599It would be confusing at first, I'd settle in eventually.Then retire the character and play a new one since no adventures are worth playing in redditon
>all this metagamingShit players
>>97689710Lazy attempt at social control and engineering. It's a call that it's time to virtue signal the in-group behavior. We all know there's an intended answer to OP, and it's some variation on "I kill them because I hate niggers, trannies, faggots, women, indians, etc." You might be thinking, only a mongoloid would feel the need to respond in such a way when called upon, but just look at the replies in this thread and the thousands of others like it. You can condition people into being retards, and retards are easy to manipulate. Hope this helps explains why the past decade of social platforms have turned your average person into something more akin to an animal.
>>97689599Well, it depends on my character.My Chaotic druid starts recruiting people into her death cult and selling drugs. Pic related. My Chaotic Evil sorcadin recently turned Demon General is going to start tempting people to Tartarus by offering them a "Portrait of Dorian Grey" situation but with sculpture instead. My Savvy Sage is going to glance at these people with resentment, rent a surgeon's workshop, and continue his work on alchemical immortality.
>>97689674kek
>>97690986>Cast Power Word: RealityWouldn't that just get rid of the non-humans and magic and shit instead? Or turn them into regular humans and animals at least.
>>97689599I begin my crusade to exterminate faggotry in all forms.
>lame
>>97689599>look around>see beholder >we need to gtfo of here right now
>>97689599This is actually horrifying.
>>97689599Push for further degeneracy to damn their souls to her patron, Mephistopheles.
>>97689599>forgotten portal in a ancient temple leads me to a strange new world>what doI venture out and explore these new lands and all the wonders and mysteries they have to offer
>>97698752I'm pretty sure burning a tavern/brothel full of demons is about as lawful good as you can get.
>>97689599>posted it again award
>>97702675no demons, its an evil action
>>97702696>I wub yoo, anon!
>>97702696>Any thread that gets replies is worth reposting until it doesn't.
You've been posting fanart for like a year pretending it's an issue with anything.
Conquest is conquest
Immediately try to find a straight and outwardly attractive woman (an undesirable, to others, minority here) and see if she is interested in fetish play (should be more open to it if this alternate world is, on average, more degenerate), and then try to make my fetish happen with her in a hotel room, away from the party-goers. Then I leave and maybe occasionally stop by every now and then for sex.
>>97689599My dragonborn will have hard gay sex but also use the f-slur
>>97703789I bet the fetish is poop bc if it wasn't poop, you would have specified. Probably poop. You're disgusting
>>97704635I meant a general fetish. Why do you have to gurt ne? I thiught I was your brother. My fetish is giantess but without any feet, burp, vore, or anything. I just like the bigness and am very vanilla outside that.
>>97704738Holy misspelling, batman.
>>97704738maybe try >>97685093
>>97704738Okay, that's fine then. I'm just glad it's not poop
>>97704776Me too. I don't know what I would have done if it was poop. Thanks for checking.
>>97704738Okay but what if the giantess did a giant poop on you?
>>97689599Mine would assume they were teleported to a particular area in my setting that is known for magecraft, magical body modifications, and sexual degenerates. Thus be rather annoyed but at the same time checking the heft of his coins since it's a good place to get cutting edge magical equipment. Would take probably a half day before he realized he was on a different world again, which would piss him off the the point of homicidal rage since every time he is transported to a different world it means loss of everything for him from the previous as well as a dramatic increase in his suffering. Last time he ended up being forced to fight a god like being that broke his spine and transformed him into a vampire before throwing him into a island prison filled with kaju monsters.So to say he would expect the worst is a understatement.
I've never had a game I ran involve homosexuality. Or transgenderism. Like, in all my time writing, it has never even been a possible plot point. Neither in the stories I've written as a writer. I have never seen a way in which the story could be improved by a gay character. In fact, pondering it now, I cannot think of a single time in which faggotry or trannyism could have improved any story I have been part of. I can't even think of any story that isn't explicitly about being persecuted for being a queer, that benefits from including gays. Seriously. It's only being created to benefit fags who can't stop thinking about their faggotry. I seriously fucking cannot stand modern D&D.
>>97705533Really? You can't see the value of someone who wouldn't be motivated by the attraction to woman, or wanting to protect a woman?
>>97689852No this is specifically the fault of millennial girls who grew up on Livejournal, Something Awful, and Tumblr from the Bay Area and the Pacific Northwest, and the biologically male sexual predators who superficially adopted their lexicon to try and get into their stained, stinky panties. Zoomers just wandered into the world they're created and uncritically accepted all their opinions and values.
This artwork lives rent free
>>97702722They have horns, pointed tails, and other-than-good alignments. Sounds like demons or devils to me, or at least directlydescwnded from or created by one of those. It is always a good action to destroy them, unless you subscribe to one of those faggy nu-dnd ideologies.
I'd go do the riskiest, darkest quests because death is so unlikely and even the darkest dungeon won't have any "trigger warnings" beyond well dressed zombies.
>>97689660>tiefling>sheHoly fucking freakshit. My character would bisect you with his zweihander
>>97689599I fall to my knees in chud-rage and weep angry tears.
>>97689599Cool, so we are doing isekai today. Might be fun
Samurai Jack, but with interdimensional travel instead of time travle.
>>97689599My character would wonder what fucking Ao3 romantasy flavored domain of dread did he stumble into and plans to find a way out of there.
