Previous: >>97694332"I look like this and smell like this" edition>Most recent banlist updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper formathttps://pdhhomebase.comhttps://www.pdhrec.com>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.comhttps://www.tappedout.net>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Card searchhttps://scryfall.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM (embed)>Preconshttps://magicprecons.com>TQDo you have a cEDH deck? Tell us about it!
>TQNo. I feel like I need to own, or know I will own it soon to use a card, So I could really never afford to play CEDH.I also find most of the meta commanders very boring.
>>97700814Nah cEDH is gay. Just fatsos who couldn’t compete in 1v1 formats and decided they wanted to be kings of the paddling pool.I told my story a couple weeks ago about how a guy at my LGS lost 2 games and then asked if he could play his cEDH deck. We said yes, he thoracled, the game continued as if it didn’t happenThen when I recounted the story here some sperg lost his mind and said we were being petty and trying to take the win away from that guy when in fact we literally just did not care and wanted to finish our game lol
>>97700814>Do you have a cEDH deck? Tell us about it!Nope. Don't think I will until I finish my 32 deck challenge. And even then, unless I have tons of money I think that would be the only deck I'd put proxies in.
>I Did the Thing>(0)>Instant>This spell can’t be countered>If this spell would be removed from the stack, copy it.>Your opponents cannot copy this spell.>If this card would be put in the graveyard or exiled from anywhere, put it on top of your library instead.cEDH players would unironically play this and tell you it takes skill
>>97700865*>You win the game.Forgot the most important line
>>97700814Yes. Cedh is fun. I have a RogSi list and a Minstrel one. Neither are unique as thats not why I play cedh so any primer for them will show you the deck.>>97700857No one plays cedh with real cards pretty much. When testing a new build would be 1000 bucks minimum it just doesn't make sense so dont let that hold you back ^.^>>97700865No i dont think they would as this would immediately draw the game, and despite the memes, players dont actually like draws. Why are casual onlys so faggy lol I swear you guys sit around daydreaming about cedh for no reason.
>>97700814>tqSorta. I had a Gitrog Monster and later a Grenzo doomsday deck that had similar combos and strategies but didn't have all the fancy tools. No Lion's Eye, Mana Crypt, Chains of Mephistopheles, Gaea's Cradle, or some of the other cards that were super expensive at the time. But I did have a Survival of the Fittest, Mana Vault, Lake of the Dead, and some other cards that are now expensive. Both generally would win shoot to win on t4 through mild disruption.
>>97700814That's top 8. They ate the other four guys.
>>97700814>Do you have a cEDH deck? Tell us about it!Fuck no. Fucking awful TQ
>>97700886
Is swiftfoot and greaves a trap? I feel like if your commander is just value instead of your wincon. Then taking up slots for protection that you might not even see is just not worth it.
>>97700933yes
>>97700933Isn't the whole point of EDH to build a deck that synergizes around the Commander? Are you not playing your favorite cards?
>>97700933>Do I have a creature that needs to be protected?If you say yes to this, yes you should put boots in your deck. Doesn't matter if its your commander or not
>>97700940the point of edh is that you have an extra card in your "hand" that never goes away and just happens to be a legendary creature
>>97700933Haste is its own benefit and neither the haste nor protection are specific to your commander. Almost any archetype would see benefit from them even if the commander is there for value more than out of necessity.I don't always run them but most the time I don't it's for flavor reasons, not because they'd be bad.
>>97700944Dude treat your partners with respect, they're not just "cards", they're your friends and allies.
>>97700886Top 3, the Asian guy is a bottom.
>>97700814>TQ>Do you have a cedh deck?no because i don't care enough to proxy them only to win real cards that i can proxy anyway and i don't have a scene that gives out cash for prizes
>>97700944That's is an absolutely miserable way to see the format.
>>97700933I don't like them unless I'm using a combat heavy deck that needs haste. It adds an extra 2 (3 for swiftfoot) cost to casting your commander, UNLESS you get lucky enough to get it by turn 2 AND don't need to ramp with a signet or play any other spells or creatures. All this to get fucked over when someone just casts Blasphemous Act anyway, in my experience it's just a waste of a card slot except under extremely narrow circumstances. I'd play it in something like a Kotis deck though.
didn’t know that mortal combat guy played mtg, cool i guess.
>>97701156don't worry i'm 100% in favor of segregating casuals from sweats, hence why i like brackets and not some nebulous rule zero
I feel like a shit magic player. All my decks either turn into EDHrec baby's first (archetype). Or like a goodstuff slop pile. I've been deck building for years now and don't feel like I'm getting any better. How do I break out of this slump? I don't actually use EDHrec, but whenever I build a new commander I always seem to make a carbon copy decklist. Which is like cool I can identify synergies. But I have friends who been playing for like a decade and all their decks can perform interesting cool stuff and still win on a budget. It's like there's a secret sauce to deck building being gatekeeped. Cause idk how my friend's pull off a 6 card infinite combo and create infinite Ur-Dragon copys.
>>97701177>6 card infinite combo and create infinite Ur-Dragon copys.Afraid you have insufficient faggotry for that style of play.
>>97701182I guess I'm not gay enough
>>97701177You have modern card design brainrot. You struggle to conceptualize the value of a card beyond what it immediately provides because that's all WotC has been promoting with pushed cards that set themselves up for no reason.
>>97701196Soon we can push out Lorwyn and EOE for Marvel and Star Trek. Hell, we can already push one out for Avatar.
>old good>new bad
Yes.
>>97701203>once enough new, old new becomes old and thus good
>>97700933People have been taking the influencer pill and cut spot removal from their decks in favor of board wipes so you shouldn't play it for protection. However, it's top tier for anything with a tap ability or wants to attack.
How is this a 2 cent card?5 mana to TUTOR a 4 mana creature INTO PLAY is insane efficiency.
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>97701246It's 6 mana to get it into play. Or the same mana efficiency as demonic tutor -> playing the 4 drop, but infinitely less versatile and also exposes it to graveyard hate and containment priest effects. If you have some make or break 4 drop and don't have green it does something? But even then playing t2 mana rock t3 diabolical tutor t4 4 drop will be a better curve than waiting to have 6 at once.
Making offspring tokens with General Kreat
>>97701246If it let you pick two cards to dump into your graveyard, it would be insane because you could find an infinite every time. Still pretty good but way more expensive than other tutor options in black.
>>97701269>It's 6 mana to get it into play.???1B+1+2 = 4B = 5cmc
>>97701246>3 mana entomb effect>4 mana reanimate effect with restrictions >5 mana to cheat a 4 drop into play>sorceryIt does a lot of things but doesn't really do them efficiently. It's a playable card but it's not that good.
>these past few threadsOldfags will remember the Christian vs schizoanon debacle.Now it's pedoanon vs poopdick schizo, since time is a cycleI'd like to commend everyone who is ignoring them and talking about their cards and decks instead of arguing endlessly about nothing
>>97701177Play constructedLower your average mana valueLook at decklists that function well, and see how many cards of each niche they run (ramp, draw, removal, wincons, etc)
>>97701246what are some budget combos this can enable
>>97701203correct
>>97701368Pick a budget combo that involves a creature with 4cmc or less.
>>97701368Probably nothing on its own but can search and revive pieces of a Skirk prospector+Metallic mimic+Putrid goblin combo
>>97701368It only fetches one card so it's not really doing anything another tutor couldn't do for you.You could be cute and throw something like prized amalgam in the yard and then animate something else 4cmc to get it back for free as well. Nothing super busted though and wastes the most powerful part of the card which is the tutor effect, but an option if you already have a good revive target in the yard.
can somebody help me. do you think a rejuvenating springs with a misaligned foil stamp is more worth than a normal copy?i think it looks ugly, why would anybody pay more for a misprint like that
>>97701461Might help the question if you post a picture
>>97701461yes
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>’yeah this is a new deck I only won one out of 4 yesterday’>playing 2s>its turn 3 on krrirk and he has bolas and krrik out>storming off and casts tendrils of agony while at 1>45 minutes into the game and its turn 3 >monored player lightning bolts him and we keep playing
>>97701659based bolt enjoyer getting rid of the fags
>>97700814Nah, it's too expensive, and I don't like proxying. I think proxying is valid, just not for me. Same with cedh. If cedh was cheeper than I'd make a deck. I tried making the cheapest magda deck that I could for it but the price range was out of my reach, so I stopped.
>hurr i play le cedh im so le smart check out my "bracket 2" deck that consistently wins on turn 4
There is no reason to hate cEDH unless you got pubstomped, and often it really isn't cEDH and just a Bracket 4 or even a decently made 3 and you're just underpowered.
>>97700814>TQYeah, but I never play them.One's the food chain sliver. The other is the Nignog Monster.Both decks have only 1 match each. The format kinda sucks honestly. But I just have them for the sake of argument.
>>97701720>There is no reason to hate cEDHother than it existing that is
>>97701730Sour grapes
>>97701720I hate cedhtroons because they're consistently pushing to have the game balanced around their retarded needs when the entire reason that Commander is popular is that it's a casual format made for casual players.They can choose to tryhard at a partygame if they want, but trying to change it should get them ostracized.
Haven't been here in over 3 or 4 years. Keep getting banned over squirrelfag disputes.Are these still high test commanders?I tried out Kresh, Karador, and Darien, all of which have quickly become my most favorite decks to play that don't feel boring nor netdecked.
>>97701743Magic was supposed to be a causla game from the start, but we still ended up with competitive 60 card decks. Whenever a game gets popular enough, a competitive scene WILL form because that's just the natural result of people optimizing their strategies. Every game that gets large enough does this: Magic, Pokemon, Chess... Unironically, if you hate that, I would say stick to bracket 1 games and try to encourage your table to have those brackets onhand.It doesn't help either that most people don't even know what cEDH is.
>>97701760>Unironically, if you hate that, I would say stick to bracket 1 gamesWhy would I? Your entire response has nothing to do with what I've said, I have no issue with people playing bracket 5.
>>97700814>Do you have a cEDH deck? Tell us about it!Yesh, never really play them that much. There's one group of cedh players at my LGS and I'll sit in a game with them one a month but I usually play casual bracket 2 or 3 games.I have a Rowan storm deck (been loving the card since it came out), Tayamn, and now I'm learning land loops for my Wandering Minstrel deck.
There is nothing better than BTFOing landfallchuds.
>>97701776Okay, fine, sure. Has it been cEDH players pushing for hybrid mana or a Rhystic ban? Is Biorythm dominating cEDH circles now?
ur mom is dominating cEDH circles now
>>97701789>BiorythmDid anybody even beg for this to be unbanned? Felt out of left field to me.
>>97701801Shit, I begged for Emakrual to be unbanned. Literally easy to deal with these days.
>>97701789Actually yeah Rhystic has been the most requested ban in cedh circles and more importantly they're constantly pushing for extremely obnoxious auto-includes like mana crypt or jewed goytus to be unbanned.As long as they just stick to playing their silly minigame I truly don't care, but literally nothing they want should affect the banlist ever.
>>97701801No, because the decision to unban it was just "would it be cool if people can play this big splashy finisher, and would it be oopressive if we did?" The banlist is for the sake of lower brackets, and always has been. The committee really doesn't give a thought about cEDH when banning cards, they look at how casual play is affected and if cards will warp those formats.
>>97700933Most of the old "wisdom" of deckbuilding is a trap nowadays
>>97701806>auto-includes for one colour bad>auto-include usable for all colours goodI don't get it
>>97701806>Autoincludes like Crypt are begged for>Autoincludes like Rhystic are not(X)Rhystic is a problem in lower brackets because it's an IQ test.
>>97701825I have no real opinion on whether or not rhystic should be banned actually, but if it ever gets banned it should be because if its impact on casual play.Cedh should simply not play into that decision in any way.
>>97701246The point of modal cards is that they actually arent efficient anon.
>>97701833But this one is.Beseech the mirror is only 1 mana more efficient and considered to be a pretty good card, but requires a sacrifice and 3 black pips.This is not as good as beseech but it's still fairly efficient, more efficient than demonic tutor if you're trying to get a 4 mana creature.
>>97701246Honestly this card is one big tiktok video away from jumping to a few dollars yeah.
>>97701743No they arent? Where do you people come up with this stuff lmao
>>97701806What cedh circles anon? Post ten examples of these cedh circles asking for it to be banned
>>97701843Except its not. The analogs were posted with their mana values showing that it is objectively not.
>>97701843>more efficient than demonic tutor if you're trying to get a 4 mana creature.What if I want something else?
>>97701884What's more efficient than this for tutoring a 4 mana creature into play besides beseech the mirror?Again demonic tutor would cost 1 mana more to achieve the same goal, not to mention that this can alternatively also be used to pull 2 smaller creatures.Not saying this is gonna be a 30 dollar card but i think it's definitely pretty good.
>>97701832>cEDH wants to ban Rhystic>Actually the casual players want it banned!Fuck off
>>97701898Nobody said this.
I hate cedh fags because they pestered Sheldon to ban Flash. I loved flashing Gary with all the "return to battlefield when dead" instants
>>97701896It's alright, but it's very archetype-specific. It being sorcery speed hurts it too since a GSZ is an instant and costs only 1 pip (I'm aware that's another color, but GB is the easiest example I can think of for decks that NEED a specific 4-drop).
>>97701905You are nobody
>>97701913I mean it's still effectively equivalent to Demonic if you use it to get a 3 mana creature and there's lots of those in basically every archetype that are relevant.
cEDH is silly. shuffling up 99 cards is already tedious, now you want me to do that only for the game to end in one or 2 turns?
>>97701938>I have tiny hands and its everyone elses problem Cedh players dont care if you play it or not anon. Only casuals think this much about the other half of the community.
>>97701941>the other halfLoooool reminder that Gavin confirmed you are not even 1% of the playerbase.
>>97701941>muh handsKnew this would be the first reply kek. I just want to spend more time playing than shuffling. It's why Light-Paws was the gayest deck I built.
Lowkey i do have small hands (about the same size as my gf's) and it feels impossible for me to elegantly shuffle my double-sleeved decks.
>>97701948You are actually retarded. Casuals/competitive. The actual numbers dont matter.>>97701949That is a very small part of the response anon. Stop thinking about cedh, competitive players dont care.
>>97701953I always just used two hands and pressed them together from side and side together.
>>97701955I don't really think about it. Just voicing that I do find it to be a silly sub format since the thread was discussing it.>>97701953I find the most efficient is to pile shuffle then mash shuffle the thirds before cutting them all together.
No one at my LGS cuts decks. Even when I offer it up to be cut they just do the little knock on the top card and say thats good. So ive started stacking my opening hand on the decks I bring as its insanely easy to appear as though youre shuffling while leaving the top cards untouched. Its a lot of fun I get a huge thrill from it. Sometimes I dont even stack the opening hand properly to win, its more about getting away with it than cheating to win.
>>97701953I have played against physically handicapped people who ran tutor packages.
>>97701941The problem with cEDH players is that their existence is a moral indictment against them. You saw a format where every deck and archetype can be viable, and you decided to "break" the social contract so you could build a deck that wins on turn 2.
>>97701998I dont think you know what morals are anon.
>>97700814>picNot fair. Liu Kang had his gf do this move to his opponents
>>97701983People like you are why high trust communities can't exist.
>>97701998This all comes back to your mad that people beat you and instead of getting good, you want to blame them for pushing an existing system.
>>97702046No, the CEDHtards stay in their containment zone at our LGS. Enjoying CEDH also doesn't make a player particularly good at the game. A lot of the time they're newfags.
>>97702067>seething this much about people who ignore youGrim existence.
>>97701875Yeah no, why dont you post 10 examples of cocks you havent sucked you fucking faggot
would this be an alright edition to my Mr. Orfeo, the Boulder deck?https://archidekt.com/decks/20760134/muscles_make_the_man
My gf plays Magic, I hate it, and need to vent.>Arrive at LGS>There's always a group of 3 open, multiple in fact, often right beside each other>"Noooo anon, I want to play with you! Let's just ask if thu can do a 5-player">>Sorry, but we don't want to go more than 4">"It's okay, I know these people will play with us!">It's one of the libshits groups>Get inPICK A PATH!<>Play underpowered deck>Play bracket 1>Fall behind>Get card that can potentially make me able to play the game again>"Anon... that card looks scary, and I don't know what that deck does, so...">Removal/countermagic>The person actually behind wipes some sweat off his brow and plays a bomb>Her turn>Goes to attack>I'm now crippled, there is a very clear obvious threat>Goes to attack because gOtTa aTtAcK>Obvious threat starts babbling to what amounts to rereading my cards>Blatantly tell her obvious threat is obvious threat and point out he wants her to kingmake.>She attacks me anyway>Scoop because I'm effectively out of the game>"Anon you always scoop when this happens it's honestly not fun!">mfw<>Match table power>Everyone at the table complains when I let them overextend, boardwipe, then build my field>Table malding "You always do this! You always say your decks are low-power then play busted shit!">This is bracket 3.>Nothing I played was actually busted, they just get careless with dumping their hands>She takes their side>MFW I've told her, personally, not to overextend several times before, and know she knows the concept, but doesn't want to argue against "her friends"Every. Fucking. Time.I know this isn't a "me problem" because I've been to several shops and playgroups without her, playing the same decks at the same power tables, and everyone had a good time otherwise.
>>97702126>make claim>say its common>cant provide a measly 10 examplesSo you just sit around lying and seething about people who dont ever think about you?
>>97702161>>The person actually behindMeant to say "the person actually ahead"Retyping all of that and remembering it mentally drained me.
Post irl decks. My favorite commander since 2020. Encore is so nice
>>97702161Get a better gf. Love playing with my girl.
>>97702186Posted it already but whatever, it's better than arguing about shit.
>>97702138>Non-human>11+ creature types>On one creatureIs this even possible is less than, like three cards?
I'm sorry, I'm terribly sorry, but... I think I'll just play my chaos deck! Hope you like playing with random cards from the other players hahaha! And taking turns in a random order! Relax it's just a game sometimes things simply don't go like you expected!
>>97702228To my knowledge this guy has the most creature types outside of Changlings and the Everything counter from Omo
>>97701983>No one at my LGS cuts decksThis is kind of baffling. Having come from other games it's not even a matter of making sure your opponent isn't cheating but just a habit to offer and to cut your opponents deck
>>97702138He's pretty decent. I've considered him in a few of my combat focused decks since so many of them are incidentally multi type. He wouldn't be my first inclusion in your list though. I'd be working on your ramp package first and chucking out the stuff like Hardened Scales that only works if another smaller package in the 99 is online. The 3 mana rocks need to go. You're playing 38 lands which is pretty much correct for this kind of deck but you'd rather be playing 2 cost rocks or Rampant Growths to skip turn 3 to get to play your meaty 4CMC cards. Also, Ashroot Animist and Cactusfolk Sureshot are a must for this deck. Xenagos too but he's kind of expensive. If you do end up playing Zookeeper I'd suggest playing Elvish Mystic and Llanowar Elves as mana dorks since they're both Elf Druids meaning they're good at a baseline and beefy little shits if you're able to play Zookeeper. They're still in your budget. Ziatora and her Envoy are also good.
>this is the dude in charge of usli fucking mao
>>97702333>Trying to get LGBTQ brownie points>Berserk hardcovers visible in background
>>97702353What point are you making?
>>97702390Berserk is very feminist-hostile and the main character calls the villain a gay a few times (even saying something along the lines of "you want to make me one of your fag-boys") up until he rapes the main character's girlfriend.
>>97702408love berserk but Miura was kind of a pedo so it follows they would like him
>>97702408Most people just enjoy media cause its good anon. Sadly lefties love Berserk. Drag is also pretty anti feminist.
>>97702408Berserk is full of strong womyn and Guts is a literal racemixer, it's not exactly all that based.
>>97702333Oh no. I guess I'll sell my entire collection and stop coming here to complain about UB and other pointless things all day.
UHHHH TRANNIES LIKE THAT THING NOW SO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO ENJOY IT
>>97702459my pattern recognition tells me that having a brown gf is one of the most racist things you can do
>>97702530That's exactly right. I have stopped eating lettuce for example because I saw a tranny do it.
>>97702572>>97702530I forced myself to grow gills and live in a tank of water now because trannies breath air.
I have been BREWING
>>97702333Is he a fag? He doesn't use the "faggy voice". Honestly I like the guy, do you think this was a humiliation ritual because he tried pushing for reprints for commander or something?
>>97701783>playing hearthstone with lands
>>97701801
>>97700944If this were truly the case they ought to allow other legendary card types to be your commander. Being limited to just creatures is a little stifling when there are so many cool legendary sorcereries and enchantments we could be playing with.
>>97702611maybe he though it was funny and isn't fighting imaginary warsDo you also assume people who dress as ghosts are suicidal?
>>97702459>Berserk is full of strong womynThere is not a single woman in there that is not either defined by sex in some way, is a minor, or a background character.
here's my commander bro
>>97702635Every time I hear that trannies are "oppressed" "imaginary wars" is all I can think too.
>>97702654>t. never watched the series
>>97702667>watched
>>97702635no because there are no ghosts around to form the identity of a ghost as participating in the "ghost" community by being deadthere are however fags who dress as fags, like the other 3 at the tableone day the normal ass dude decided to dress as an ugly exaggerated fag caricature yeah sure lol
(Ignore the lack of lands pls)https://moxfield.com/decks/Cbql73Bs3EmaHU92IRRXFgDo you guys have any suggestions for my B2 Nazgul deck please?Particularly i was thinking that i'd like to fit in Unmarked Grave and then potentially Exanguinate (since the deck ramps and draws a lot i might be able to make X effects pretty big) and Kardur Doomscourge, but idk what i could really cut.I need all the card advantage i can get, there's already barely enough interaction, i need the ramp to actually get Sauron out at a reasonable pace and the reanimation package is just so good for helping the Nazgul gameplan play through disruption and works well with Sauron's wheeling.
>>97702459>Berserk is full of strong womyn Lol lmaoand Guts is a literal racemixer, it's not exactly all that basedYes, that makes him the most racist man alive.
>>97702780No it doesnt you larping faggot
>got the urge to paint a card for the first time in a while>finish, kinda happy with it>look up the cards other printings>it already has an extended art versionWell I guess it was good practice.I'll try and sell it to someone who will make it a commander.
>>97702832Cool project anonYou might want to cover the text box with a piece of paper so the paint is in a straight line, imo it fits better than the paint eating into the text box
>>97702667>watchedNo, I didn't. I read the manga you secondary, and I stand by my statement. Who are the (non-child) women in Berserk?>CascaShe starts out "strong" as a cope, finds genuine passion, then gets raped. After the Eclipse, her mind is so shattered that she has no agency in her life and regresses to being a mental child. She's a prize fo Guts.>FarneseA templar who's backstory is that she gets sexual pleasure from watching people get burned to death.>CharlotteA sex object for Griffith who served no purpose in story other than as a stepping stone for his ascension.>SlanDesignated sexy villain>LucaA prostitute, admittedly one of the few women with a personality that goes beyond her sex life.>SoniaProbably the only character that I can say doesn't fit the mold, and that's only with an asterisk because even if she isn't a sex object, she's still just a simp for Griffith.Don't kid yourself. Berserk isn't wokeshit.
>>97702848Thanks anon, yeah it is a bit messy.I used to do that but I would always get a thick line where the tape/paper was.I need to either be better at cleaning it up or just start doing things like this again.Or paint thinner but I'm too bad for that
>>97702832>>97702848Masking fluid would also work, and won't bleed paint
>>97701756Incredible taste, anon. I have Darien and Gisela. Had a Numot, Karador, Rafiq, Kamahl and Gaddock before.
>>97702870That one is pretty nice. Maybe some fairies flying over the text in Maralen would create a similar effect.Idk I have zero art skill and talking from vibes
>>97702870>>97702832"art" fags always charge an arm and a leg for those alters.
>>97702898What do they typically charge for something like that?>t. someone who doesn't have one proxy, one alter, or one showcase/anime type card in any of their 30+ EDH decks
>>97702868>After the Eclipse, her mind is so shattered that she has no agency in her lifeDespite being reduced to the mentality of an infant she still displays an uncompromising spirit and sense of will.And, don't forget she kept the Band of the Hawk together during their time as fugitives. That's not just strong, that's incredibly strong.>FarneseHer backstory is that she is twisted by her environment to believe she has no agency or worth, and she mixes feeling of love and adoration with hatred and persecution, and it manifests as psychotic religious violence. Her being a sado-masochist is just a small part of that. And, she ultimately grows well beyond her origin, finding her own self-worth and learning to look beyond the dogma she had adhered to. She goes from a very weak character who ends up being completely broken to a very strong one, who accomplishes many great things like helping save a village and so on.>CharlotteHelped organize Griffith's escape and otherwise aided the Band of the Hawks during their times as fugitives, at great personal risk.These women are quite strong, and then there's Schierke and Flora, who are not just incredibly strong-willed, that just the two of them were a force so strong that several elite Apostles were sent to kill them.Overall though, whoever is trying to drag Berserk into politics needs to be shot.
In Berserk rape is characterized as bad and not natural, so it is left wing drivel in denial of the natural order. If this upsets you you are essentially a foid.
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>>97701483>>97701568I bought it thinking it was a normal card. was sent this one. could have returned it but really cant be bothered to send it back so I guess i will just keep it. imo it looks ugly as fuck with the misaligned stamp
>>97702870>>97702832>ftw I havent seen any of these custom extended borders since wotc started making their ownI hate it
>>97703019qc is horrid, that misprint is too common to be of value
>>97703019looks bad, I would return it. Seller should notify in advance such things
>>97703007>In Berserk rape is characterized as (...) not naturalYou never read it.
>>97703007Good morning saar
>>97703029>>97703034sadly sellers on cardmarket can still sell a card like that as Near Mint. foil stamps are not going into the grading. Ill just keep it. and replace it someday with a prettier one
I'd fuck Aminatou Berserk style if you catch my drift.
>>97703129Passionately as a result of years of comradery after being put in a dungeon with all your ligiments cut after getting spanked by your little bro in a sword fight?
>>97703153No, he and his goblino buddies would kidnap her and the other sold-into-sex women, take her to the forest, rape her, then watch her intestines explode with goblino babies.And that's why you can't run Aminatou in Krenko.
>>97703170>intestines explode with goblino babiesHow's that work?
>>97703110for real? that's crazy, was this always the case? might have been a necessity for mkm given the volume of shitty prints these days
>>97703093>could prove me wrong>instead just makes baseless accusationsWhatever you say commie
>>97701743>they're consistently pushing to have the game balanced around their retarded needsNice fanfiction, cedh isnt the one that demanded farewell to be a GC and froth at the mouth over rhystic and thoracle
>>97703239Get over it already.
>>97703185Dunno, but that's part of some monsters' life cycles.>>97703216Read the fucking manga.
>>97703250Just stating facts, timmyFat chance you'll get sheldon's favorite card banned btw
>>97703250>using the ugly boring versionlolpoor
>>97703256>posts the shitty meme versionFucking disgusting.
>>97703256>posts the superior IP versionFucking awesome.
>>97703277>all other versions are clearly supposed to evoke a sense of longing and melancholy>le epin nuke maymayEven the fucking FF and doctor who versions got it right.
>>97703254Silence jam boy
>>97703299>wotc would never degrade itself with maymays
>>97703299>noooo you have to take the heckin' child's cardgame super seriouslythis game has been a joke since the start, dont act like it wasnt always this way
>>97703307>>97703312>why don't these oranges taste like apples
>>97703315>it doesnt count!!!!Lmao I can't wait for more UB
>>97703322>wtf this lemon is too sour, I want a sweet lemon!
>>97703315>so you see here we have a bushel of apples>NO I DONT LIKE THEM THEY MUST BE ORANGES
>>97703312>children's card gameY:TAS sucks
>>97702870>>97702832These are pretty cool anon. The blending going on from the original art into yours is really impressive. What's your usual process for these?
>>97701743Want to fight about it? Why should anyone listen to you, anon who knows less about the game and couldnt possibly beat me at magic.>>97703307Not a meme. Dont talk shit about kenshiro.
>>97703170
>>97703299You are right. Though I do think the Fallout one fits the tone of how the card is used on the table more than any print before it. Annoyingly so really.
>>97702590What are you working on?
>>97703378Necrobloom. It's... insane. I just wish we got narcomeba likes that arent in red or blue.
>>97703356comically miscolored blood isnt meant for children?
>>97703239You're not pointing out any hypocrisy.Yes, they should listen to casual demands, they shouldn't listen to comptranny demands.
>>97703437Why? Casuals dont know about magic; it's why they're casuals.
>>97703251I have, my position remains the same. Do you have an actual argument?
>>97703307What is the meme here?
>>97701756All of them are basedCurious about no Sultai option. Ever consider Sidisi? She still holds up even to this day
>>97703449Anon the manga portrays it as natural.Stop being intentionally contrarian and develop a personality.
>>97703471>no i won't provide any proof of my claimsThen surely you can point towards a page that supports this position.
>>97703431
>>97703299but the fallout one makes more sense. what the fuck does that faggot doctor dying have to do with mass exile?
>>97703475Page? You're an animefag
>>97703464Fist of the North Star meme
>>97703391Yeah that one really blows up fast once the ball is rolling. There's Collateral Grave-Reaver almost does that? But it's a lot higher mana wise.
>>97703444That doesn't matter retard, the point of commander is to be fun for casuals, not to be a competitively optimized format.
>>97703299Boy you really made the UB shills steaming mad with that post, how'd you do it?
>>97703513>the point of commander is to be fun for casuals, not to be a competitively optimized format.ok sheldon, off to bed with you.
>>97702161Now I'm imagining your gf getting gangbanged in the back of the shop by the libshit group while you whine about edh to some fat neckbeard
>>97703513Sheldon's dead foolThe point of commander now is to make wotc money and any busted card can simply be put as a GC so it doesnt touch the B2 containment you are supposed to be in you retarded casual
>>97702161one of the cuckiest posts ive ever read.
>>97703483to be fair thats just a turkey leg regardless of what the flavortext is implying
>>97703513They will never understand, leave them in their filth.
>>97703531>obsessed with cuckporn wew
>>97703511Turntimber sower and that hedge shredder vehicle are fucking cracked in that deck. It really developed nicely.
>>97703571>>97703513>I dont know anything about magic.>But because I spend a lot of money I should be allowed to make the game awful for everyone else.Classic casuals.
>>97703568...dude. look at what's being roasted in the background.
>>97703600That's gotta be one of the most pants on head strawmen I've ever seen. Honestly I'm pretty impressed.
>>97703616Your dunning kruger is most impressive though
>>97703616Oh? Go on anon, prove you know enough about magic to be in charge of the format. Impress me right now.
>>97703540Every bracket below 5 is casual
>>97703511This card is so ridiculous I love it
>>97703625Cards I (a casual) don't like should be banned and cards I (a casual) do like should be unbanned.Gavin agrees with me and went out of his way to remind you that tEDH players are less than 1% of the playerbase!
>>97703629That's an antiquated way of thinkingBrackets are in practice formats and it is wotc's interest to have B2/B3 events firing in LGSs and rest assured your rando opponent will not respect your scrubiness, only fools cannot see this long term goal
>>97703632Not impressed. Do you have any knowledge of the game at all? Why should anyone listen to you?
>>97703625The sentiment from >>97703444>Casuals dont know about magic; it's why they're casuals.Is a plain wrong and even a second thought would make it obvious that understanding the game =/= you take it seriously/competitively. After all the format was made by judges after all. Its like you dont have a brain in your head but also have an ego the size of a blimp.
>>97703494Huh? Do you not read manga on paper?
>>97703589>hedge shredderI'm still blown away how fast thing thing ramps.
nyohoho i love taking control of commanders especially if they are women
>>97700814At one point, I did have Tergrid, but the EDH community is insufferable, so I eventually took it apart.
>>97703658Judges arent casuals. Is that really your argument?
>>97703513>fun for casualsWhere is this stated in the rules? Why is every man nowadays such an effeminate faggot
>>97703691Hilariously sheldon truly believed people can self regulate themselves despite being a lvl 5 judge, a job that implies people cannot in fact self regulate
I think the game should be fun for casuals , but also there should be a side that's fun for the competitive folks.
>>97702161>she takes their sideGrim. But this is life when youre a low t betacuck
>>97703702Hence brackets was born
>>97703431Anon this game was never intended to or marketed towards children. At best you can find some marketing aimed at teens, who are expected to start being able to handle more mature topics. When Mtg came out initially it was almost exclusively advertised in magazines whose main demographics was adult males. Calling it a children's game just reflects poorly on who (or whoever makes the claim) and nobody else.
>>97703616Anon a casual fag thought >>97700865This would be played. He doesnt even realize its an auto draw if resolved, because casuals know very little about this game.
>>97703715Mtg is for 13+ and 13 year olds are children
>>97703701He also ran full fetches and abur duals in his notoriously terrible saskia deck that seemed to be bad on purpose. Anyways, regulation only matters for the top end of the format because the rest isnt trying to win in the first place, so appeasing them is irrelevant.
>>97703688Tergrid is not and has never been cedh.
>>97703629Hate to break this to you, but until CEDH is an officially sanctioned format it is casual as well.High power level kitchen table is still just kitchen table.
>>97703724>she was 17 years 364 days old you sick fuck
>>97703727I keep trying to tell casuals to just stick to B2I just keep advising, maybe someday they'll get wise
CEDH is the equivalent of competitive smash.
>>97703742Ironically smash players are wiser to the truth that they're playing a pvp game, edh casuals could never
>>97703701>judges exist to help people understand the rules and interactions of the game >this means people cant self regulateThis thread is full of the dumbest fucking people alive.>>97703724That's not what ratings means anon. Ratings are about subject matter, and how old we as a society think people ought to be to engage with certain topics. I repeat, Magic was advertised originally in magazines with adult male demographics. Address this or stop talking.
>>97703740That wont help them. It just has a different cardpool.>>97703742No. cEDH let's you play whatever you want. Casual has 10 billion house rules and no items final destination battle cruiser 3 hour games only, no interaction.
>>97703752Judges regulate slow play and rewinds and actual cheating incidents you idiot, you clearly have never been with random people
>>97703753B2 is more forgiving and telegraphed unlike cedh where being seat 4 is groan inducing
>>97703763You are a yugioh tourist and have never actually played in or even watched tournaments.
>>97703770>oops i got exposed>quick move goalpostConcession accepted
>>97703769Yes and no. Telegraphed? Sure. But being competent in b2 is MUCH more powerful than being competent in b5 because adaptation and improvement is harder requires a greater amount of additional knowledge to solve your problems. Anyone can build a deck to hate a competitive deck by singleing it out, even if you also lose, but you cant really do that in b2 without learning a fuckload and no longer being casual.
>>97703644I don't need any, i just get what i want because this is my format (source: Gavin)
>bought one of these on impulse at the lgsFeel like I just got baited into a trap.
>>97703792There are growing pains yes but people will eventually learn to pressure the simic player, even now they sometimes do it on instinct
>>97703793And into the trash you go. No one will listen to you, but have they ever listened to begin with? I think not.
>>97703780You said something factually incorrect anon. Every time ive asked for a judge at lgs its to clarify rules. Every time ive seen people ask for a judge at lgs it was to clarify rules.
>>97703805There's levels to this, and if you're at the "certain colours strong" rather than the "this deck is using these key cards for that wincon, how does my deck compare in terms of tempo" level you are exactly who I'm talking about.
>>97703802What makes you think that?
Players can't self-regulate.If the existence of a banlist wasn't already evidence enough, "my deck is a 7" should have been enough practical proof for this. The banlist and GC lists need a radical degree of expansion to acknowledge this reality the RC ignored for decades.
>>97703836Nah. Just every commander that says "draw a card". And partners. And ad naus.
>>97703818The fact that you need to clarify rules means you didnt do your homework in studying rules and thus cant self regulate dumbass
>>97703825Just imagining all the possible situations where you will sac half your lands just for someone to use a enchantment sweeper.
>>97703821'Certain colors strong' is very reductiveIt would be wise to know that cedh archetypes can more or less be ported over and cradle big mana can simply be turned into itlimoc
>>97703859Eh, kind of. But that's hardly worth being scared about with that cardpool. There is a wide variety of incredibly fucked up stuff you can do.
>>97703877Enchantress is a top tier B2 strat yes
>>97703848>oh I was wrong I better be disingenuous nowGood bait anon. The existence of judges does not logically imply that people can't self regulate. You are free to try and support this claim again but so far you have failed.
>>97703836After they refused to pull the trigger on the rhystic ban I lost all faith in them caring about the health of this format from top to bottom.
>>97703847Commanders don't even make the top 10 list in most cEDH decks.
>>97703891>oops i got exposed again for not doing my homework>better double down!There's a reason judges cant clarify rules that would give players hints on how to winBut keep going king, casuals are fun to farm not just for wins but for lols too
>>97703886why would I play a 2mana instant enchantress effect when I can play a 2mana enchantress permanent?clearly you play that and make 50 tokens in one turn
>>97703895Mine was when they took Food Chain, Kinnan, Urza, Yuriko, and Winota off the list in the name of hypothetical "fair b2 decks" that don't exist.
>>97703902Anon you genuinely do not even know what the words self regulate mean.
>>97703886>enchantressYou're funny. But this is my point.
>>97703911Just kill the commander on sight just like cedh does with sisay
>>97703905You pay 4cmc and flash it back after hermit druid. But if you want cheap card draw...
>FNM>playing with some I seriously think may be borderline retarded>can’t read upside down>always misreads cards>frequently gets confused when other people read their own cards, thinks the effects apply to him>grabs your cards to look at without asking>poor hygiene >go out of my way to let people know I’m playing a low power gambling deck>don’t have Sensei’s Divining Top or any of that shit>he won’t let me play the first few turns>removes my creatures>counters a fucking sorcery that makes token creatures>ask him why he’s being like this>”im just scared of what you might have”>wastes all his resources on me>I manage to recover>fuck him up instead of dealing with the threatGod it felt good.
>>97703913If people can self regulate there would be no need for law enforcementJudges are rules enforcementTherefore just like irl, mtg players cannot self regulateYou are so in denial that you are a naive casual with casual hot takes lmao
>>97701806>and more importantly they're constantly pushing for extremely obnoxious auto-includes like mana crypt or jewed goytus to be unbanned.these would be GCs so you would still be safe in your bracket 2 games anon
>>97701806>Actually yeah Rhystic has been the most requested ban in cedh circlesIt's actually partners. Rograk specifically.
>>97704004Rograkh is the strongest commander and grixis is the best color combo, rogsi putting up results despite being jewlotus crypt and dockside is testament to that
>>97704037*losing* jewlotus and co. I mean
>>97704037Up for debate, but it is literally a free mox in the command zone. Personally green and red are getting a lot of fucked up new stuff that wind up splashing in other decks.
>>97703802>As an additional costI think this is what really fucks it. Not just that it can get hit by board wipes but that if it's countered you sacrificed half for nothing.
>>97703807Well apparently Gavin values my opinion more than yours!
>>97704081Considering how much your riding his dick, I think not.
>>97704086Not an argument sadly.
All cards that cost more than 30 bucks need to either be banned or printed into the ground.
>>97704092About what? You knowing anything about magic?
>>97703949Mox Sapphire dies to Meltdown and Tolarian Academy dies to Wasteland. That doesn't make them balanced.
>>97704097Me looking at the price of Heroic Intervention be higher than Forbidden Droplet:
Shopping cart theory:You are asked to return a carts to the corral.You are not rewarded for doing so.You are not punished for not doing so.This is the simplest test for self-regulation in society.Most people do not, and without ban lists or brackets, most people would not stop themselves from cramming all the most broken shit as possible into decks. As the other anon said, "my deck is a 7" proved that just like irl, people can't simply just take the fucking carts back.>>97704097>Do this>Another card goes up in price>repeat endlessly until sets are so bloated they are 3000+ cards in every set.
>>97701743It's like arguing with Smash players dude, you're not going to convince them that their favorite party game is anything less than God's greatest gift to humanity and the sole reason you should be alive on this planet.
>>97704106There are too many busted commander centric decks like sisay rocco and krrik to ban them allUnironically have at least 2 spot removal
I wanna play this card in Nazguls because it looks cool but i feel like it would make me mill myself to death in 2 turns.I guess that would be funny at least.
>>97702033No, people that refuse to do their duty and cut their opponent's deck are basically begging for people like him to be born.
>>97704126In every mulligan? By that point your ratios are fucked because that's 29 removal so you're losing so much tempo on reactive draws you're likely going to just lose on tempo even without their commander.
>>97704145In B2 there's a no infinite thing until turn 9 or something rule in play so at a certain point you have to see the telegraphed play
>My advice? Just always have it kid.
>>97703256I swapped out the full art Fallout Sol Ring I upgraded my Caesar deck with for a surge foil TMNT Sol Ring recently. Sometimes flavor is simply better than class.
>>97703715Teenagers are children you moron.
>>97704134I don't think there are enough wraiths for that to be an issue. Though in a Sauron deck you could add in a labman combo.
>favorite color?blue>favorite pair?dimir>favorite wedge?esper
>Can think of a dozen ways to build in a certain colors and have it not feel "more of the same">Try to build in another color pair>Its all the sameAre some color pairs just more interesting or am I just so far out of my depths right now I'm blind?
>>97703911Hey if you don't run artifacts Urza isn't an issue.
>>97704253Wotc goes out of their way to have color combinations have their own identity (like dimir being mill and rakdos being group slug)You could go out of your way to break out of that mold and make a deck that's generically good but you then run into another problem, muh stapleslop
>>97704247Have you built artifact decks in each of these colors?
>>97702892Thanks anon and yeah that might have helped.>>97702898I gave the Maralen away for at FNM earlier for free to a guy that was building her as a deck.>>97703362Thank you!I spray them with a matte spray first, then put mix up some white and black primer to help cover the gold border. After that I block in colours that are close to what I want and then start building up texture with small amounts of paint
>>97704154I mean then you run into the "didn't literally win but may as well have" problem that people pointed out the moment brackets clarified expected game length. cEDH Tivit can patiently wait 8 turns before finding a win, but in bracket 2, a game against him is effectively over on turn 3 because nobody will be able to make anything meaningful stick for the rest of the game.
>>97704292W8 how did 6cmc tivit get into play turn 3? inb4 god draws with sol ring/reanimate>tivit is unbeatable in b2Source?
>>97704289I'm retarded and didn't mean to his send yet.I usually paint a little bit into the existing art to help blend the colours together and I find it helps to merge them together.When im done I spray it again with a matte sealer to protect the card and also to give the paint and the card the same finish as it makes a huge difference.The paints are just acrylics I use for 40k models, the painting skills have been surprisingly transferable into 2d.
>ban most of banlist>bring back tuck rule>bring back old legendary rule>ban UB cards by defaultThere. I fixed your format.
>>97704307The larger play pattern of cEDH Tivit is a (comparatively) slow control deck that inches towards Tivit as its wincon because it's a self-contained value engine that's intrinsically super punishing to try removing. Similar play patterns emerge with more "casual" commanders that generated colossal amounts of value despite not literally winning on the spot.
>>97704377I'm not even saying tivit is weak but to say it's unbeatable when you can just go bigger than it in B2 is another thing entirely
>>97704307>on t3Grim monolith or mana vault are enough by themselves, and beyond that you have like a dozen other 0-1 cost mana rocks or rituals and a handful of 2 cost rocks.
>>97704411Sir grim monolith and other GCs are banned in B2
>>97704416I thought the hypothetical was Tivit cedh vs bracket 2.
>>97704419No the hypothetical is "how to beat KOS commanders like sisay in B2"
Question on Momir Vig. If I case a creature that lets me scry on etb do I scry before or after Momir's effect resolves?
>>97704425No. His triggers are on cast, so they happen while your etb creature is still on the stack.
>>97704278I havent built a dimir artifact deck yet, i dont think theres any good options
>>97704195Teenagers are not children you absolute weirdo.
>>97703977Judges are rule reminders more than anything. And self regulate in this context means to find a good equilibrium among the pod, to achieve desirable games. People not knowing all the rules does not mean people havent self regulated and only an absolute mouthbreather or someone desperate to win an argument they lost would try to make this connection.>naive casualI literally only play cedh
>>97704449just use that card that gives your creatures fear and run artifact creates like everyone everyone else
>>97704456As a former minor i can tell you that teenagers are treated as minors just like children so essentially no difference
>>97704476>i lterally only play cedhSo you refuse to play casual with casual players? Hmm i wonder why...
>>97704482Except for the developmental difference. Teenagers are biologically adults and socially expected to be approaching the capabilities of an adult. Children are coddled, teenagers are challenged. And none of this really matters because as you fags continue to ignoreMAGIC THE GATHERING WAS INITIALLY ADVERTISED TO ADULT MALES. A simple google search will tell you where it was originally advertised and a followup one will tell you the demographics of those things.
>>97704476>I literally only play cedhPost your paper CEDH deck then.
>>97704490Because i enjoy a mroe fast paced game ^.^ ive been playing edh since 2010 and most of that was spent playing casually, only in the past couple years have I switched over to 99/100 games being cedh.Not an argument by the way and judging by how fast youve dropped every claim you made it is safe to say you know youre retarded finally.>>97704503No i dont think I will waste my time on that
>>97704511Whomp-whomp. the CEDH larper strikes again.
>>97704511>i enjoy a more fast paced game>aka i dont want to argue with casuals on what speed is acceptable it's a headache to discuss things with themYour words betray you, you think too highly of casuals
>>97704134Yeah but that's fun>7manaCmon nigga stop being such a bitch and play it. Lord of the Nazgul is the only wraith commander worth playing anyway. Sauron is a Vorthos trap.
>>97704271Abzan is their biggest sin in color identity.
>POV: You're a casual
>>97704524You dont get to put words in my mouth anon lmao. I never got into arguments in my casual games. Fast paced has just grown to be more enjoyable for me.Protip! If you have to "so youre saying..." youve lost
I hope you guys have/had a fun friday night
>>97704628Gonna play some commander tonight, thank you anon
>>97704628I did, thank you!Sold some cards, played some games.I hope your is/was good too
>>97704626When you deny the purpose of judges being rules enforcement there's little that can be done to help you>but my games!!Your appeals to anecdotes are funny, but hey if your casuals are smarter than the avg then good for you
>>97703531>>97703558>porn-addict
>>97704654I never denied any such thing. You claim the framing of such enforcement is cheating, I correct you and say its to clear up confusion and make sure the game is played properly. Which isnt a self regulation issue but instead just a natural error that occurs when a game has a massive web of interweaving rules ans interactions.>anecdotesGive 5 examples where there was blatant cheating going on in your games and not just rule confusion. Surely your experience will align with your claims?
>>97704692Dude edhtop16 doesnt shy away from calling out cheaters, where is your naivete coming from lmao
>>97702161No, this is a "you problem", but the problem is "I see MTG as a space away from my GF," not any of the dumb play mechanics rationalizations you've come up with. You wouldn't - and don't - care about any of these things when your gf isn't around to witness them.
>>97704628I did and i didn’t >>97703959
>>97704628Nope. Friend group got super pissed off at my Obeka deck grinding them out because they can't bother to run removal.
>>97704717
>>97704726What's bait about it?
>>97704702I don't have trouble finding games with humans or having people whine about boardwipes when she's not around armchair-psychologist.
>>97703735they all say that
Gavin made the objectively correct decision about hybrid mana. We were right and we won.Just a reminder
>he respects brackets
>>97704747>when she's not around armchair-psychologist.thats nice of you, how you talk about her when she's not around.yeah, its a "you problem". check your t lvls or you gf might bounce to a real man
>>97704766Is armchair psychoanalyzing people you've met a vicarious way for you to live out your fantasy of stealing a hot nerd GF because real life actively refuses to give you a chance?
>>97704775yes
>>97701983Based
>>97704628Thanks man, I found a card I want and can never get, but that's alright.
>making vehicles deck>they're so unpopular I can get the foil version of every vehicle for 5% to $20% more than base printingI'm gonna look like a huge dickhead with a 80% foiled deck
>>97704870Do you have a titan though
>>97701983Okie dokie. Clearly winning a casual game means far more for you than is healthy.I moved to a new LGS and loads of people there offer to cut and I think it’s super fucking gay. If you care enough to cheat in commander then I can only assume things are going so horribly wrong in your life that you need this-not even a win, but an advantage. If you lost that game I assume you’d just kill yourself?
>>97704914Let me guess, you're austistic and you dont like people touching your cards
>>97704913The warhammer vehicles are the rare exception to the rule (I love reserved list 2! I love reserved list 2!)
>(10/13/2023)>The Doctor's companion ability allows you to have two commanders if one has the ability and the other is a legendary creature that is a Time Lord Doctor and has no other creature types. Creatures with the changeling ability, for example, can't be a second commander this way.Sorry no fun allowed partnering these faggots with the only 3 changeling commanders
>>97704924No. I just told you why I think it’s stupid. If someone needs to cheat in a casual game like this they’re a very broken person and they need this more than I care to prevent it.
>>97704628How dare you be positive in the middle age manchild crying thread!
>>97704914>sometimes I dont even stack it to winMost recently I put 14 lands on top just so I could go>ah damn all landsTwice in a row
>>97701728I am very glad I can play magic and not have either of these awful extremes
>Ghyrson Starm player gets a sol ring opener>turn 3 he has his commander and starts ticking up Chandra, Awakened Inferno>clueless Nekusar player basically helps him burn us out and we all dieTruly epic
>>97705090?? anon that doesn't work
>>97703256This is the best version
>>97705095What do you mean?>tick up chandra emblem>ghyrson makes 1 damage 3 damage per emblem>snowball
>>97705088B3 is the most popular because it really is the middle of two extremes, though casuals really need to accept that it's going to be full of staples
>>97705095What doesn't work?
>>97705098He doesn't control the emblem
>>97705102We get, larper. You hate what you are.
>>97705107FUCK ME
>>97702333Unironically looks better in drag than out of it.>Gigi Wellplayedlol
>>97705102No one at my LGS uses brackets
>>97704870Building Greasefang too?
>>97702881It's not my taste, it's this thread's general tastes. I had been on this thread for years and that was the general consensus of everyone for the most based commanders of each color.How were those other commanders? Maybe I should try a netdeck on tabletop simulator and find out.I don't have an excellent taste. It was a result of me posting my deck collection and everyone said I was the most soulless hard r on this board and I should kill myself. So that lead to me asking about based/high test commanders. Which I've slowly worked on buying. This is my post from like 2020 or something.>>97703470I think that everyone agreed that there's no way sultai could ever be based. But glancing over the sultai commanders, I'm pretty sure I remember only Sidisi was the based sultai if everyone didn't hate sultai.
>>97704955I thought everyone knew that?I mean it says "THE Doctor" not "A Doctor"
>>97702408You should read Berserk instead of just looking at Berserk memes
>>97705158I mean yeah, Grease Fang is the only remotely viable vehicles commander.
>>97704628Friday night is just me going to my therapist and then coming home and smoking weed.My LGS doesn't do commander on Friday. It's Tuesdays.
>>97704747If this is how you refer to her when she's not around then yeah it's a problem you have, otherwise referred to as a (You) problem
>>97705157Quick tell me how your LGS differentiates "casual" from "cedh" so i can pubstomp you
>>97705174We have a rule zero discussion like you are supposed to.
>>97705187>i'm supposed to bring multiple decks in case the lgs regulars get uppity over a dakmor combo during that dayVery nice lmao
>>97705196>he only brings one deckAre you poor?
>>97705200Rich enough to not run shit decks clearly
>>97705217I suggest forging or something as a hobby
>>97705217Have you tried touching grass?
How good is the turtle precon out of the box? Should I crack one?
>>97705247it's a modern precon, so it's good. but I WILL bully you for playing it.
>>97705250Y-Yes sir...
>>97705247It could use some changes desu but it's decent and also good value
>>97705196>>97705215Holy larp. No one ever goes to the lgs with one deck.
>>97705240I'm better than you and I touch grass and ass constantly. ^.^
>>97705288I am sure your abused girlfriends love you lmao
>>97705275I did back in the beginning when I only had 1 deck. I didn't want to spend more than $100 on magic.But we all know how that goes. Now I have 48 decks.
Is this card overrated or underrated. I'm thinking about trying it out in my Abzan deck. The non-instant speed gives me a bit of pause, as does the casting and activation cost, which I pretty much always would be paying 2 life, which already adds up sometimes in my deck. *cough* Sylvan Library *cough*
Why do Ninja decks suck? Feels like there is more than enough support now.
>>97705321Probably because they feel like they're fully supported with Ninjutsu into Blightsteel Colossus
>>97705314No, its pretty much rated as much as it needs to be.
>>97705275I have 4 and they'll all beat the average B2 deckHeck i buy the world shaper precon off the shelf and people would still cry i'm stomping
>>97705354Which is? >please rate from D to S tier
>>97705358No one spoon feed this asterisk emoting faggot, thanks.
>>97705358B to A+? You can combo off with it easily if you have a way to untap it. Its a good powerful card and everyone sees it as such.
>>97705375Thank you. :)>>97705374>:(
>>97705321Gimmick tribe
>>97705375My sides. Good one anon.
>>97705384But now they have TWO similar gimmicks!
>>97705321All tribal decks suck because it's a deck building restriction, not a strategy.
>>97705401>All tribal decks sucklol
>>97705406Read the second half of the post anon.
>>97705357Sure thing egoloid lmao
Has anyone tried making a Sultai infect deck? I was thinking of this fella.
>>97705409>All tribal decks suckagain: lol
>Get sol ring, dark ritual, a swamp, warren's soultrader, graver crawler and nadier's nightblade in my opening hand>Go infinite turn 2>Have no tutors in my deck>No game changers>Just got incredibly lucky>My deck isn't a 2Brackers are fake and gay
>>97705390Do you think its a bad card..?
>>97705426There are two components used to determine the bracket of your deck anon ^.^ one is a set of deck building restrictions and the other is the intent behind building the deck. So yes this sounds like a 3.
>>97705423Go on, show me some good ones that absolutely arent shoehorned into a single busted commander or have some sort of baby shoes caveat. It's a deck building restriction; cant be good.
>>97705433Vibes are not, and will never be, a deck building restriction.
>>97705438Correct.... read my post again and this time use your big boy brain instead of the little nagging fag voice that lives inside you
>>97705426Pretty sure the brackets say the deck shouldn't be designed to win on turn whatever. It's about consistency. You getting a 1 in 500,000 hand one single game does not make your deck t2 super deck.
>>97705440"intent" is vibes. "Intent" is meaningless.There are restrictions, and that's it. I read your full post. Its wrong. I'm right. You're a dumbass. Simple as.
>>97705447You read my post but nowhere in my post did I imply that vibes are a deck building restriction anon. So no, you arent right. It appears you struggle with basic reading comprehension to be honest. Vibes are part of the bracket designation, not the deck building restrictions, im afraid I made this painfully clear and only an ESL or an actual clinical moron could br mistaken so which is it?
>>97705449Nope. It's nice that you feel that way, but you're essentially autism maxing on a single throw away line to justify uour scrub behaviour. If the rules arent written, they dont exist, and if they arent specific, they arent enforcable.
>still the cheapest board wipe ever printed
>>97705459Pretty sure it's this.
>>97705457So it is clinical retardation. Bravo anon youre very brave.>uourHes seething so hard he can't even type properly lole>>97705459Hour of revelation is the same cost 90% of the time and hits more stuff.
>>97705459Does it only having 1 pip make its "cheaper?"
>>97705469>loleKekw scrub
>>97705477>assblasted so hard he cant contend with the discussion anymore
>buy a $60 pack of alliances at lgs randomly>pull lake of the deadhmmm what should I do with this
>>97705501Sell it for a profit? Its a shit land.
>building a new deck>need pic related>remember I traded my foil some time last yearProbably not dropping $8+ on it any time soon
>>97705485What discussion? You argue for vibes to be taken seriously aka vibecoding hence there's only keks to be taken from you
>>97705416I tried the guy but dropped him. just not enough impact and too slow in my group.
>>97705528Denial is a smart choice after being slapped around so thoroughly. Even a retard has a sense of self preservation.
>>97705596Ok man whatever makes you safe and sound in your kiddy pod "lole"
>>97703723tbf it's already not very different from current cEDH where saying you can kingmake already "forces" a draw.
>playing with randos>The one guy who is getting progressively more salty because he can't win a game
Legalize gleemox
>>97705459Balance
>>97705459>He pays for his boardwipes
>>97705434Elves can be good with any Green/Golgari commander. Merfolk can be good with any Blue/Simic commander. Humans are fantastic. Changelings. Dragons. Etc.
I'm thinking about building radha heir to keld just cause I like the OG art. Any fun gruul shenanigans?
>>97705796yes
>>97705796Food Chain + Squee, the Immortal
>>97704289>>97704311Thanks for the breakdown anon. Sounds like quite the process but damn are the results good.
>>97705852how original
>>97705159Do you have a single original thought? You make your decisions based on what 4chan tells you?
>>97705881yes
>>97705881No. I'm a sponge.
>buy a tmnt prerelease kit for cheap at lgs>pull doubling season>trade some cards for (non-spooder) parallel livesThe squirrel deck has ascended to a new power. Might put in a Formidable Speaker for a bit more consistency as well.
>>97705772he cute
>>97705883>>97705888Well anon that's kinda sad. I give you permission to build whatever commander your heart desires, I will say it's based and you'll be able to play it
>>97705869It sounds like a lot but it's not in practice.Maralen took about 2 hours to do
>>97706046>good cards are good
>>97706079https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQSK7GjxAy0these videos are great as a reminder of what magic used to be
>>97706046What does F.I.R.E. actually stand for?
>>97706191FunInvitingReplayableExcitingDo note that it's pretty much just a PR term and they gave no tangible examples of how any of these impacted design (it was also allegedly just for commons/uncommons). Consequently that's why people associate it more with rampant powercreep associated with WAR onwards which came out at the same time they said they were implementing it.
>>97706166>1997>with famously not game warping cards like necropotence, armageddon, mana vault, ancient tomb, natural order, sylvan library printed / reprinted that year
>>97705459How is this not on the offensive card list?
>>97704493Kys pedo.
>>97700814>TQ: Early on I made a hipster Marath deck that sucks because it's budget and focuses too hard on stax until I can assemble a win with the commander. It's too reliant on command zone and folds to gilded drake if I dont have REB ready. If commander sticks it's very good at controlling the board since so much of CEDH is creature based now. It's really a bracket 4 but idc I'm not a tournament grinder.
>>97706765>>97706765>>97706765New thread
>>97705159What was the gameplan with Emry? I'm guessing the usual "fiddle with things until you fall into a combo with a backup plan of recasting a fat artifact creature from the 'yard," but I'm intrigued.
