Horus Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh >Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous Thread:>>97698552>Thread Question:What one (1) thing would you change in 11th to make 40k Fun™®
>>97702157is that a red corsairs reference?
>>97702165>red corsairs referenceWhat
>>97702157Who is the chuddiest chud in 40k? my vote is mortarion
>>97701943bruh
I just saw an auspextactics video on Hellblasters.Even he thinks a 5 man squad is good if you're playing 1000pts.(You) do have Hellblasters, right anon?
Hang the fuck on, I thought enforcers were the new generic cops? Why are the Arbites on the streets? Are they the cops again rather than basically the 40k FBI/Notquisition
>>97702157>TQMake the game Alternating Activation
I'm running a session zero tomorrow for a Crusade (Tyrannic Wars). Personally I'm strictly RAW, but are there any house rule suggestions I should be open to?
>>97702182>Why are the Arbites on the streets? Are they the cops again rather than basically the 40k FBI/NotquisitionA change in Governor warrants Arbites presence, either to execute the prior Governor or discover who did him in.
>>97702185no foids allowed
>>97702182Enforcers are general peacekeeping and doing the planetary governors bidding, Arbites are there to enforce the Lex Imperialis and nothing else.
>>97702193Dumb fucking lore. Wtf does 40k need 2 sets of space cops?
>>97702182they are shilling them a lot lately
>>97702198Because they do different jobs and are beholden to different people
There were some delays but finally my Eldar Corsairs battleforce is coming. What color scheme should I paint them?
>>97702198nobody tell this guy about irl feds
>>97702198It allows them to sell more kits. It's literally that simple. Now they have SPACE COPS!!! And SPACE COPS 2!!! This allows them to make more money.
>>97702198I dunno, why do we need the police and sheriffs?Not to mention all the feds
>>97702198Yeah, that's what people said when they made the Enforcers.
>>97702206>blmi knew it
>>97702205Black and blue, just like Yriel was after encountering the Red Corsairs.
>>97702206>>97702202>>97702193>>97702188>>97702182Arbites being the police and 40k Judge Dredd was badass and cool. Enforcers are gay and dumb. It is a simple as that. Debate closed.
>>97702198>>97702182https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/DHbfyzyv/adeptus-arbites-exaction-squads-are-simply-too-good-for-regular-police-work/read nigga
Votann players dont even try to justify their existence as a range anymore they just look at you like this.
>>97702215They're basically now the SJS if you want to continue the Dredd comparison, while Enforcers are now the regular Judges. I'm not a huge fan of the change either.
>>97702225>rog and ston>did somebody say rog and stonhey, are you guys doing anything in the lore?>for kyle>rog and ston
>>97702182one of the cain books says that Arbites is often used as a catch all word for various sorts of enforcers but thats obviously just cope for how much GW messes up on this
>>97702225they just don't look like 40k i'm not sure they ever couldthey always look too clean
>>97702230>>97702235biggest crime against humanity is them cutting deathwatch and daemons while still supporting a faction ive literally never seen anyone play
>>97702235They look like they belong in AoS
>>97702226>SJS if you want to continue the Dredd comparisonArbites probably don't have the entire Starfleet to bring rebellion planets to heel like ike they do in Dredd thoughpic related
>>9770222550% of my local necromunda community are playing Squats. There are plenty of "dwarf guys" in the world. I'm just convinced they fucked up with the votann aesthetics for 40k
>>97702259>Arbites probably don't have the entire Starfleet to bring rebellion planets to heelok
>>97702157>TQCrusade rules are tournament legal and players have to pick their upgrades between matches with a TO present.
What's the usual loadout of a Crisis Suit Commander? Any particular reason to take the coldstar over the enforcer?I got one because it was a raffle prize and I figured I could use the weapons for a different unit of mine and the mini could make a fun side project. I've got a Pathfinders Killteam, Some Stealth Suits, and a Ghostkeel.I wanted to make an homage to the old Codex art, but frankly I don't particularly like the new look of the cyclic Ion Blaster, so I figured I'd maybe use a flamer instead as I've got this cool flame effect leftover from Armorcast, and I've got two spare flamers from a ghostkeel so I could maybe just aura farm an all flamers dude. I've also got two spare Fusion Blasters from way back in the day so I could also have fun with a triple tank threat.
>>97702157>>Thread Question:>What one (1) thing would you change in 11th to make 40k Fun™®you don't choose what your units shoot or charge, they either go with the closest, their preferential target, or shoot at a random target
>>97702282Here is an example of a Flamethrower Tau Commander I painted for someone else, and still have leftover. Might not look as cool while floating though. That's a factor.
>>97702182enforcers are a planet's own law enforcement arbiters are the imperium's own law enforcement
>>97702157>TQCrucible of Champions options in every codex for marched play
>>97702157>What one (1) thing would you change in 11th to make 40k Fun™®We go back to 4th
>>97702157>What one (1) thing would you change in 11th to make 40k Fun™®DELETE BOTH KNIGHTS AS A FACTION
>>97702225I can't take anything shorter than a Tau seriously
>>97702290Enforcers (or regional equivalent) are the cops while Arbites are the FBI. They don't bother with local matters, only Imperial matters. What constitutes as an Imperial matter? Whatever the Arbites deem to be an Imperial matter.
>>97702205metallic bronze armor, striped green pelts
>>97702259>>97702268>Arbites fleet>They disembark an Arbites Tank brigade
>>97702198Arbites are the feds, essentially
>>97702287Eww
>>97702325to fight Felinid rebels on Carlos McConnell
>>97702325Along with a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots.
>>97702282>Any particular reason to take the coldstar over the enforcer?If you aren't taking Mont'Ka, bro's fast, and his unit is fast to match. He's sonic boom fast.That being said, Crisis guns kinda suck now? Idk fusion blasters feel like a gimmick now. It's re-roll this re-roll that.
>>97702240Thankfully 40k isn't run based on what you have or haven't seen, balding fuck!
>>97702157Matched play shot dead in the street, only crusade lives on, and crucible of champions rules are integrated into crusade rules. It's the only way to save 40k.
>>97702215Enforcers (like palanites) are the local police and deal with local matters.
>>97702235>they just don't look like 40kThey're the faction that looks the most like space marines without being space marines
NuArbites feel entirely unnecessary in a setting that already has the Inquisition and have too much overlap with said Inquisition to ever be interesting.
>>97702249Hardly
>>97702382Inquisition are not law-enforcement, they're above the law.
>>97702382the inquisition isn't everywhere to handle day-to-day administrations
>>97702225justify their existence to who? you? who the fuck are you? they existence is justified by their large range and more releases than armies like dark elfdar
>>97702328Learn to position your units better
>>97702382>inquisition hunts down planetary governments who are worshiping chaos and aliens>enforcers enforce traffic violations>arbites arrest you for blaspheming the emperor and being a creep>local tribal shaman sacrifices you to the golden father in the sky because you brought bad shame to tribeI see no problem with this.
>>97702225Imperial Agents exist lmao
>>97702214Yriel was mowing through them like butter
>>97702382trvth nvke
I know plasma weapons can vary in colors (?) but what about volkite weapons? Is their glow always red?
>>97702409tis whatever sparks joy within you
>>97702404rest of the anhrathe werent tho
>>97702157>TQRemove charge phase.
>>97702404>Handfuls of Red Corsairs appear>Yriel is the ONLY Corsair who can stand up to them>They force him to retreat after butchering his elite guard, meanwhile Huron is out obliterating Yriel's second largest ship>Corsairs lose thousands to save 'dozens' of civilians, being forced to leave som behind.
>>97702416Sometimes what sparks my joy is following the canon
>>97702214kek gottem
>>97702214>Black and blue, just like Yriel was after encountering the Red Corsairs.
>>97702420>3 corsairs butchered 6 millions elveshow come every time you try to talk about this shit you have to make up numbers?you could let the text speak for itself, but you don't because the text says nothing about the number of eldar, while it says as clear as humanly possible that huron was embarrassed in his own fortress
>>97702435Cease, mutant.
>>97702435I was going to tell you to just promote Eldar wins the same way, but then I remembered they don't have any.
I can't believe decalmutant is a corsair death count denier. How abhorrent.
>>97702435A single Eldar is worth a million human lives which is why this loss of 6 Elite Eldar Corsairs is so humiliating for them.
I've been enjoying the oldhammer images that have been in the OP recently. Thank you, anon.
>>97702409Plasma weapons are pretty much always blueVolkite are red most of the time.
>>97702157>TQArmies of renown.
Deldar - Reapers WagerAreola AssaultCharacters:-Lady Malys (Warlord)-ArchonBL:-10 Kab Wars x2Transport:-Raider x2OD:-6 Grotesques x2-6 Reavers x2-Ravager x2-Voidraven Bomber x2Allies-token Death JesterPlan is to have raiders, ravagers and warriors quickly sweep into the middle and take it along with reavers. One squad of grotesques hold home while other begins advancing to cleanup duty.Second round bombers attack back line along with reavers while warriors and ravagers hold fort. Ravagers can move back to help with home for any deep strike threats or just let it fall as we cleanup middle and their home.Basically don’t let them really move out of their home territory much.
flawless blades are really fun to use ok thanks for reading bye
>>97702442>>97702445>mutant>eldarfagthe retard couldn't falseflag as a different faction if he was paid to do so
>>97702304Dumb idea
>>97702445That's just mean
>>97702418We're talking about yriel thoughbeit>>97702420>Yriel's guard>Yriel's ship None of that is Yriel himself
>>97702480
>>97702479how fun we talking
Sometimes when a brush starts going to shit I'm not sure if it's because I've been mistreating it or if I've just put a lot of miles on it.
>>97702489Yeah because Yriel had to run away with his tail between his legs the moment two squads of CSM showed up.
>>97702493he already left, anon
>>97702492nofriends? :(
>>97702493that anon is dead bro....that was his last message...
>>97702214Which one corsairs?
>>97702498Still was cutting through the marines like butter
is it basically impossible to depict earth caste on the tabletop? those are just civilians right?
>>97702467I assume you know Grotesques are legends units now but that's not really a big deal if you are playing casually. Even then, a 6-Grot is way too many points to leave sitting on a home objective when you already have sticky objectives from Kabalites in Raiders. Void raven bombers are not really great since the codex bumped their points and removed their rerolls. Also just a heads up that Malys's Redeploy ability does not work if you start her in a Raider and since you only have two legal units to put in the Raiders you will have to run her unattached from the Kabalites. Which is a fine way to run her. Deathjester is bad for his points but your probably know that already.Biggest question is why run this in Skysplinter at all if you're not really using any units that benefit from it? Wyches, Incubi, and Wracks all work much better than Incubi in this detachment. Your list would probably be better in the Covenite Coterie to give those Grotesques some staying power, or even reapers Wager.
>>97702360
anywhere to watch the new episode of nuns vs orks?
>>97702289Ngl senpai that shit looks like a hot cheetoh to me
>>97702514yea
>>97702514Google warhammerminus
Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
>>97702498>Yriel had to run awayHe rescued the prisoners and completed the objective he came there for. Fighting and killing all the marines was never what he was there for. He distracted them and made his retreat.
>>97702514I dont know why but I refuse to watch anything that involves greenskins. They feel too corny. The wagh they shout also feels too weak, too limp, too frail. They sound like nerds.
I know that the current edition is getting rather mixed reviews with many of them being negative but is it any decent for low-point casual games? My friend is a vidya secondary but he actually builds and paints minis for his small collection and follows the lore but he never played 40k before. I tried to talk him into one of the mini-agnostic alternative wargames but he really wants to try the "real" Warhammer. I dropped the mainline games with the 9th edition since it was too shit even for me so I have no experience with 10th. He has about 750pts of Marines, mostly Primaris Infantry of course. Would 10e work well for this kind of games if no WAACfaggotry is involved?>inb4 Kill TeamNo, the game is simply abysmal dogshit.
>>97702514https://warhammerplus.com/
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97702523>cannon
Good afternoon, space wolves are gay
>>97702529Was about to post this.
>>97702529It's not a real tweet so im not surprised its speled wrong
>>97702527other than grotesques does DE even need a refresh? I'm not rebuying 30 kabalites or like 20 wyches, the models still go together decently outside of the wide stances and trying to hold 2h rifles.
>>97702509Yeah they’re legends but this is a casual game so all good. Good point about Malys though, I didn’t think that one out. This was just a quick list idea. And also, this is a reapers wager list. Sorry, areola assault was just the name of the army, not the detachment and I imagine that caused the confusion.I originally planned for the grotesques at home because you can’t fit 6 in a raider and they’re much slower than everything else. Maybe instead I can leave Malys and warriors at home and send them into the middle with everything else?
>>97702508they can act as field engineers and repair crews
>>97702536>It's not a real tweet
>>97702544They put most marines to shame with those chins damn.
>>97702514I just watched it, it's so boring I'm not even bothering to upload it here
>>97702547Sorry, it's not a real XI am sorry for deadnaming
>>97702518Gives me nothing
>>97702520He rescued 'dozens' and had to leave many more behind.Meanwhile he lost one of his flagships, a Dragonship with a crew of thousands.>>97702504Kill Team 'Lore' is barely real in the first place.
>>97702518only thing i found is a defunct telegram group, i assume they moved somwhere else cause some anon posted the first episode a couple weeks ago in their style (with subtitles in spanish)>>97702550thats not very cash money of you anon
>>97702555>with a crew of thousands.millions6 billions only on the asurswytch
Anyone happens to have a link for the Iron Within animation?
>>97702508Techpriests, (combat) engineers and maybe crews for long range batteries. If air and ethereal castes can have people engaging in combat roles, Earth caste should as well.
Due to administratum error, your attached Manticore support battery has some serious irregularities. No refunds, just make it work, commander.
>>97702562You can watch the entire thing on YouTube
>>97702385nta but I love the AoS dwarf weapons
>>97702562not by itself but there is a torrent with everything from warhammer tv up to a pointWarhammer 40K : Angels of Death Origins 01Warhammer 40K : Angels of Death 01-10Warhammer 40K : The Exodite 01-03Warhammer 40K : Hammer and Bolter 01-16Warhammer 40K : Iron Within 01Warhammer 40K : Broken Lance 01Warhammer 40K : Blacktalon 01-06Warhammer 40K : The Tithes 01-03Warhammer 40K : And They Shall Know No Fear 01Warhammer 40K : Pariah Nexus 01-03Warhammer 40K : Kill Lupercal 01-03Warhammer 40K : Interrogator 01-09Warhammer 40K : The Enemy Without - A Deathwatch Vignette 01Up on 1337x at least, i know because im seeding it
>>97702531Imagine allowing a false characterization of a single person to control your perception of an entire Chapter, you pathetic cretin.
>oddI'll goon and game and drink all weekend.>evenI'll paint all weekend
got a GT this weekend and running the list attached below here
>>97702566I'll make her work alright>>97702562It's on YT and is incredibly lame. Like all warhammer+ animations it's slow, boring, clearly low budget and EXTREMELY predictable. It's not even good bolter porn, as action scenes are, again, slow, clunky and clearly low budget.
>>97702529That's part of the joke.
Every time
>>97702445>you should lie toowhy?
>>97702574Imagine falling for every shitpost thrown your way lmao
>>97702555>had to leave many more behind.>a Dragonship with a crew of thousands>Kill Team 'Lore' is barely real in the first placeImperator-class pure copium
>>97702579QRD?
>>97702604I am your superior and you're ugly, do not respond to me.
I don’t have a horse in this race but kill team does have the shittiest and most boring scenarios ever. Le big cannon, le necron labyrinth Almost never anything of actual substance.
>>97702613no you're not and I'll keep shitting on you and you will keep replying like the autistic cunt that you are
>>97702615retvrn to real killteam
>>97702574
>>97702615Wym what kind of scenarios do you want?
How would you make the nemesis system work on the tabletop for warhammer?
>>97702602Because if no one will respect Eldar 'accomplishments' that are true, then you might as well fabricate them a bit.Unfortunately, everyone already knows that Eldar don't HAVE any accomplishments.
I believe in Big Tonk Supremacy, unfortunately James hates it when factions other than guard have Big Tonks in their codex
>>97702618>Still nomodelsWhew!!!!
>>97702625Explain how you think it works in videogames for us and why you think it is in anyway applicable to a wargame.Do you understand how crusade works already with battle scars and honors?
>>97702573Can't find it for shit, can you post the seed or a link?
>>97702157>TQI just want characters and units to be as customizable as the ToW ones...
>>97702629they accomplished having one of the best model ranges in the game with almost no duds, unlike marines
Post models and/or wips
>>97702615But anon, black library with most retarded scenarios still exist
>>97702198And that’s why the police force that exists is the FBI. Local sheriffs office? Never heard of em
>>977026411337x. to/ torrent/6476371/ Warhammer-TV/
>>97702639You think Russ likes his little braids to get pulled on when’s taking 3 men up his ass?
>>97702639
>>97702639case in point lmao
>>97702640>explain No. You play the game and explain it.
>>97702504This one blurb is why they job so hard in the new book. Where Yriel’s personal elite can’t handle basic legionaries and his Crone Sword has to find gaps in basic power armor to do damage.
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>>97702653Nice lings bro you’re gonna want speed upgrade on those bad boys though
>>97702677RAVEN GUARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>97702610quick run down?goremongers screen for eightbound and spawn who ideally sit back and just give aura to the zerks who go out 20 or 40 at a time invo deep strikes to push where needed and usually the games over by thenblood surge max to troll opponent, eb give +1h and +1w if theyre below halfpretty straightforward
>>97702558>Eldar send a force of little more than a thousand to fight 2 hive fleets>There are totally a gazillion eldar on this one ship>Source:Trust me bro
>>97702609>just make it 5th'unironically this
>>97702558Please dont talk about auschwitz here oy vey
>>97702558>6 billionWhatever you say, anon.
>>97702688Your utter refusal to stop putting those blue tabards on your minis is by far one of the strangest choices you’ve made.
>>97702578>evensPoor bitch got the bad ending.
>>97702688Where’s the spine whip come from
>>97702700AOS Vulkyn flameseekers.
>>97702697Nta but I like them and support anon's choices.
eventually my airbrush will arrive. Often I see people using the (normal) GW paints like screaming skull or whatever with their airbrush, instead of using the Air (TM) paints, or the AK and Vallejo airbrush paint equivalents/ What's up with that, what do they use to thin the paint so it can be used with a standard chinese airbrush? Paint thinner?
>>97702688These are good. I was thinking about painting something with cloth, but seeing the highlighted folds completely intimidates me
>>97702625>nemesis systemlike in tf2? Grudge tokens
>>97702707water and/or airbrush thinner
>>97702645Don't care if you've seen them, posting them to spite the haters. Nomodels need not reply.
>>97702579what are lust and loj
>>97702718GROOOOOOOOOOOODGE
>>97702703>Vulkyn flameseekersThe whole "runes directly on the body" thing is great, the baby dragon is cute and the weapons can look pretty cool, but jesus fuck AoS really earns the WoW comparisons.AoS is extra weird to me because it forgets why it's a wargame in the first place; because warhammer was rooted in historicals and had more grim & grime. AoS just looks like hero magic fest to me. Cool sculpts sometimes
>>97702645I'm slowly picking my way through through basing all the details of my chapter master and the base he'll stand on.It's weird how incomplete the base will be until the very end of things.
>>97702289It's crazy to choose the ultramarines color scheme for another army like that
>>97702749IS THAT... BLUE ARMOR???
>>97702289>>97702516I’m in 100% agreement. Looks like you took a Cheeto and glued it to the gun. That’s actually not a bad idea though. If you could dehydrate it to the point of no-molding and case it in hot glue and paint it, it may work.
>>97702756NTA but I remember when there was a clowning session on some autist who tried to say that hazard stripes belong to the Iron Warriors in 40k.Nevermind that hazard stripes have been used throughout the 40k universe on weapons.Probably the joke is that "someone might get hurt" when applied on a weapon.At least I think that is what the joke is.
>>97702736
>>97702764
>>97702645not a very impressive model, but I was able to complete him pretty quickly owing to how little colors I needed for him. I should have everyone else done by the weekend.
>>97702758man you didn't even try with the mold lines
>>97702773I wouldnt call it bad by any means, i'd be happy to play against an army painted up that well.Other than the base obviously
>>97702764Hazard stripes are cool and very 80s, so of course you're gonna find it in 40k.It was cool enough mixed with iron/silver to be the IW colorscheme.The whole "joke" thing is a sort of in-universe explaination from I believe a HH black book to adress how kinda stupid it is.Stupid isn't bad, I love stupid, but HH didn't want to be stupid.I like the oldschool silly hazard stripes, but I also like the modern interpretation of IW hazard stripes into heraldry and markings: the colors look good but moving them away from pure hazard stripes go a long way.Really depends on what someone wants: the problem isn't really color; it's more often specific tones/shades and placement/associations: in short: what kind of red/blue/etc. and where on the mini you put it
>>97702629>Because if no one will respect Eldar 'accomplishments' that are trueBut the only ones who don't are retards like you who would rather lie
>>97702776based FUCKING retard they're an intentional design of the model
>>97702776I paid for all of the plastic, I am gonna use all of it.Otherwise it is a waste of money.
>>97702795Anon, when was the last time Eldar accomplished something?
>>97702739lust is a 10pt enhancement for reroll chargesLoJ is abbreviation for Lord on Juggernaut
>>97702828Nta, but I call him jugger lord.
>>97702822>plasticIt's a resin model
>>97702842Resin is plastic
>>97702758Looks great bro, ignore the nomodels shills infestation.
>>97702645I've got some Hoplites I'm painting but they're early in batch painting, not much to see yet. Dragoon I'm happy with instead
>>97702852No it's not, it's a polymer
>>97702861Polymer this dick lmao gottem
>>97702856>ignore the nomodels shills infestation.>it's just 1 fag about "mold lines"He's not gonna date you dude, give it up
>>97702866
>>97702869hes one of the few regulars he didn't yet try to suck up to, pls understand
Anyone know a good source of animal skulls for DarkMech heads?
>>97702879I've told him to fuck off numerous times. To reiterate to the mutant: Fuck off you insufferable asshole.
>>97702899based
>>97702896skulls box has this shit
>>97702899nta but the last thing you want to do with that kind of bad personalities is interact with them.Even saying "no" or "fuck off" is playing into their issues.That's why "ignore the trolls" is ultimately the best advice and applies to any bad element.I'm warning you: you saying "fuck off", while perfectly normal and understandable, is not gonna have the effect you wish. Unless what you wish is for them to keep you in the back of their mind in their "grudge box".Do not play around with rabid dogs, they will bite.Do not hit rabid dogs, they will bite.Do not scare rabid dogs, they will bite.Walk away, not out of fear/defeat, but out of radical acceptance that the dog is rabid and will be rabid until it fucking dies.
>>97702915>radical acceptanceradical acceptance is still defeat btw
GW was selling that christmas box for 255 bucks. Will this one be 180 bucks?
>>97702919>CP priceI wish.
>>97702917>radical acceptance is still defeat btwYou know what, go ahead, fuck around with the rabid dog, have fun
>bight lords and kroot and tau and votann out of stock>corsairs and corsairs (elves) just sitting there, no one wants themGWBTFO
>>97702736>vomitingwhitepowerfrog.webp
>>97702932Kroots are funNight lords are funDwarf model is probably metaI'm actually sad about corsairs because I was looking forward to them, and then I saw they were just ynnari 2. Vyper looks cool.The red corsair range is complete trash on the other hand
>>97702917I don’t know, I think the dude who wins would be the guy who doesn’t get mauled and simply gets out of dodge. that’s just me though.
Okay so running hte prices>admechYou can get these for 233 bucks, so they have to be selling this one for 170>imperial knightsThis one costs like 295 bucks>sons of dornThis one is like 400 bucksSo I don't know what the pricing looks like for those two. I assume Sons of Dorn must be like 260 bucks.
>>97702758Very nice!
>>97702925I mean the thing is, the Christmas Box had 4 armiggers with a big boi, if you're removing amiggers the you have to reduce the price, no?
>>97702925>CP priceYour immortal soul and/or a good few years behind bars.
No but really, where is the Penitence ep 2? ><
>>97702826you only think they never accomplish anything because you lie about whatever they're involved in to turn it into a defeat in your eyes
>>97702971>picI love porn but this is pathetic
>>97702899My Knights would buck break your trash Knights and then id break you in front of the whole entire LGS and take your girl home bitch.
>>97702645Working on the banner guy while waiting on the bits.I hate how the banners arent modular/blank though.
>>97702979>Can't even think of a SINGLE Eldar accomplishment>Tries to lash out for itIt's right that you're an Eldar fan, pathetic as you are.
>>97702943I think the dog wins, desu
>>97702996Bad attempt at a falseflag.
>>97703006Nah I can’t stand that little bitch
>>97702971>40k live action filmed porn now a thing with bad acting40k is now Star Wars level of mainstream.Source please?
Guard bros, how're you holding up?
>>97703000It's not lashing out, nor not being able to post stuff, I just know for a fact that's what you would end up doing, it would be pointless.
>>97702932corsair box brings fucking beastmen lmao what were they thinking
>>97703018Kek!
>>97702996we've told you multiple times that your heart would give out before you could even get close to him, you fat fucking autist
>>97703026Oh yea and you’re an athlete huh? Shut the hell up lol.
>>97702645Space Goys
>>97703016Researching 3D printers.Going to poison myself with the fumes.But I'll have unpainted minis so it is all okay.
>>97703035I like the little polyps or whatever on the base.
>>97703018No, you're admitting that Eldar have no real accomplishments and are trying to vent about it by blaming others.Grow up, if you wanted to be a fan of a successful faction then you shouldn't have picked Eldar.
>>97703040Your gay fucking furries never accomplished anything worthwhile either you fat fuck, kill yourself
>>97703026Who is "we?"
Post your WIPs
>>97702932>NL boxes keep getting sold out which means they're popular enough>ADB is now the head of GW's narrative team who is supposed to love NLs>Somehow the NL narrative is still stuck at Decimus from 14 years ago and they only appear in short stories to jobI'm tired bros
>>97703041Beat the Grey Knights.Beat the Thousand Sons.Even beat the Eldar in Imperial Armour.
>>97703023Prepping the bull for the Lost and the Damned launch in 11th.
>>97703035fucked up looking wolf.
>>97702996>You don't like me? Well, my toys would beat your toys in a fight and then I'D beat YOU in a fight!This is one of the more childish things I've seen on the internet.
>>97702579Its just melee, anon. What's your plan, tie up everything with 2 spawns?
>>97703053that anons rabid dog allegory is pretty on point honestly
>>97703047NLs are the protagonists of 40k.
>>97703015girl is Octokuro, you can probably find it with octokuro drukkari or dark elf etc
>>97703052Uh, in a good way? They're supposed to be having a fucked up time
>>97703053Yeah but what if he can beat you up, what then?
>>97703040reread the previous post instead of lying even further >>97703018
>>97702996Bro you must be eighteenth to post on 4chan.
>>97702645Don't really have anything to post desu, planning on building and painting a ridgerunner this weekend
>>97703060Thanks anon!You think GW will throw the copyright hammer at that parody?Like they did with ChapterHouse? Except ChapterHouse was making models for Warhammer 40k fans and she is making porn for Warhammer 40k fans?
>>97703067>>97703053>>97703026>Still no models!
>>97703059We won't even ever be the protagonists of our own faction because we don't have a primarch for GW to sell for sweet $$$. Unless they pull some bullshit to bring him back.
What's the key to using white ink through an airbrush to make it look smooth as fuck? Increase / decrease PSI, use thinner / flow improver, etc?
>>97703048>Irrefutable facts causing excruciating Eldar screeching Based beyond all measure
>>97703063What's he going to do, sit on me?
>>97703076fuck off, fecalfag
>>97703064Yes yes, continue coping however you'd like. You've already proven you have no ground to stand on, no need to take this any further.
>>97703083samefag less, nigger
>more admech kino>the guy used to be an anon way back when this place was less shitsupport our frenshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGPxHtvl7i8
It's Friday night and you're on 4chan.You're hobbying too, right?
>order this box at full price after recall like a retard>honest shop gives me full refund and lets me keep box>use refund to buy ton of reavers from purchased boxes at a reasonable price, FINALLYEverything works out in the end and still got some leftover money for another box of something.
>>97703100I'm verbally filleting my enemies and then yes I will commence the hobbying.
>>97703048I'd argue Eldar's greateast accomplistment is bring back Guilliman. Thanks guys.
>>97703104no you won't, you'll never finish those hellblasters you fucking faggot
>>97703100IM BEATING MY FUCKIN MEAT
>>97703101Hey man I'm really happy for you and glad you got a good deal! Hope to see some built models in the near future, take your time and have fun!
>>97703100I'm playing bidya because I don't feel like painting a squillion metal and paper details at the moment. At least I made a healthy amount of progress on my collage miniature yesterday.
>>97703104>I'm verbally filleting my enemiescringe>hobbyingfaking another game is a hobby, but it's not "hobbying"
>>97703100Ite saturday morning here and im about to go to bed
>>97703113>>97703107Stop fucking replying to me you degenerate filth, nobody cares what a couple of nomodels cowards think in this general.
>>97702896go outside and collect some
>muh nomodels
>>97703100i kinda want to but i have work tomorrow morning and then playing starcraft
>>97703117@grok is this a "melty"?
>>97702645Man there are some talented fuckers in these threads, i cant compete with you lot>tfw light box is too small for this squad
>>97703120Yes make fun of me and my chosen Chapters because I am invested and have models unlike you who are apparently secondaries and have no real investment in the setting and hold no controversial opinions or any opinions at all. You're WORTHLESS.
oh yeah he's mad
>>97703100Hobbying waiting for the bf to finish work
>>97703137Its so fucking childish when you do the notag responses like this, grow up you ugly faggot.
>he invested in primaris SWhey man, that's cool. you do you.
>>97703120>made him the nog wolfHeh.
literally seething lmao
>>97703137He's a terminally-pissed reply guy, of course he's mad.He's the Patrick Tomlinson of /40kg/.
>>97703141>Hobbying waiting for the bfPost Lamenters
>>97703117Not them but I agree, you will NEVER show a newly painted model or even a WIP
>Booty blasted so hard because your invested chapter got blacked
>>97703152Damn you don't have to do Patty that bad. If were going by lulcows, he's more the Johnny Yaniv of /40kg/.
there is an lgs near me that only sells funko pops and magic cards.
>>97703155It could be that old bird again who has ultramarines
>>97703100Nah, no modelling.Just got laid. Going to get takeout and then drink myself silly. Today is one of the few days I don't feel completely suicidal and I intend to enjoy it!
>>97703155>>97703162I'm a man, not a tranny
>>97703104Cease, mutant.
>>97703152>>97703160kek nobody knows who these people are you mentally defunct retards.
>>97703165egg coded post
>>97703160>he's more the Johnny Yaniv of /40kg/.Shit, I forgot about that weirdo.
>codedyikes
>>97703169Back to /lgbt/ with ya
>>97703015Star Wars has professionally made studio porn parodies, 40k does not, just some OF camwhores.
>>97703175
>>97703117!!!DECALMELTY!!!
We might have to keep posting models until the shitposting stops
>>97703184I tried posting my wip above but got ignored
>>97703178I likenthe one where Talon licks a lightsaber and Maul does a double take looking at her since that's not how lightsabers work.
>>97703145Nigga, the inverted dagger's cutting edge isn't even facing the right way!
I need to shave but have no cleam to shave with.
>>97703187Same here. We tried at least
>>97703127These are stunning
>can buy a Lord of Skulls for 160 bucks on ebay>or 70 bucks from recasters>would feel retarded if the recast comes and it's shit and I spent 70 bucks on itThis fucking model makes me really want to just get my own printer.
>>97703100Motherfucker I’m at work.
>>97703145https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8?t=72
>>97703207'Ery nice.
>>97703204
>>97702645been playing the new WoW expansion and haven't really worked on anything in a bit. just playing the small local weekend events and chillinghope you guys have been doing well
I wanna see these guys painted as night lords before I'm convinced to buy some
>>97703100Does pondering shopping for more greytide piling count?
>>97703207
>>97703202Just get the official model you dirt bag
>>97703223DA MONKE
>>97702645>Post modelsLast time I did people made fun of my nurgle daemons :'(
>>97703242there's a 90% chance they were nomodels instigators.
>>97703242Given how many people collect chaos related armies im surprised to not see many models from those armies posted here. We see the occasional post from black legion anon and tsons anon and thats about it, oh and the khorne daemons dude with the goblin green bases but I think he has multiple armies
>>97703100Smidge of hobbying, some more work, some housekeeping.>>97703117It's been made pretty clear at this point that it's a lot more than a couple people who don't like you, and as most of the general hates you this also includes most of the modelposters.
>>97703247keep gaslighting yourself lmao
>>97703242Just go for it again. Even if they weren't great, if you frame it as looking for feedback most people will be happy to provide advice.Just don't spam the same pictures over and over again and lash out when people advise you (or later just call you out)
>>97703163
>>97703266You're drawing cartoons of me you pathetic freak, need I say more?
>>97703047NL recently got a novel.
>>97703163Consider getting a throwaway model to drunk paint.
>>97703282>deflects to avoid facing the truthevery time lmao
>>97703282meme at them until they cryand then make memes of them crying
>>97703282I mean I drew cartoons of most notable regulars.I just think that it's easier to "cartoonize" you since you're pretty much a living caricature of the stereotypical autistic 40k fan.
>>97703298Cont.Was actually thinking of doing GK/Inquisition anon but idk if he's still around.
>>97703302He literally just replied in this very thread dumbo
>>97703308Oop yea my bad, I was occupied with spergwatching
>>97703317
>>97703282He’s cartoonizes most of the posters, you’re just a cunt. Sally didn’t start shit so he got a nice one for example.
>go to /40kg/>it's mostly the usual faggots milking their lolcowWishing mods made any mention of it a bannable offense, I'd take a year ban if it meant the end of it
>>97703339I think O&T's is the most succinct of them lmao
>>97703339Why are you dragging me into this?
>>97703339Ive never started anything you fat idiot, I post my models and they ridicule them incessantly without and provocation and then when I react accordingly that's when you stupid scumlords come crawling out of your crevices to attack me as being mean or not willing to listen to bullshit criticism.
>>97703224I love the mishmashed armour of these guys, I just can’t be assed to scrape the chaos and warband insignias off.
>>97703338you almost have the concept, but that's not really how it works
>>97703353Hey that's great man but we're kinda in the middle of something right now, thanks.
>>97702185if you have anyone playing tyranids, let them begin to spend biomass mid way through their invasion, otherwise takes far too long to do anything with the army
>>97703350Trying too hard
>>97703379Where did I lie?
>>97703111The box was originally supposed to finish up my wyche cult army with 2 squads of hellions a 2 reavers, but since I didn’t get the hellions I had to find another source. This box fumble and the refund allowed me to do 3 and 3. I was having an impossible time finding reavers otherwise so was just gonna settle on 2 squads and use filler for the rest, but thanks to the whole debacle now they’re everywhere on the 3rd party market!
>>nooo, don't remember>>you're not allowed to post proof
>>97703402This is so unbelievably childish its incredible that you have any dignity left at all to continue posting here.
This'd prob make for a better TQ, but what's the worst hobbying related injury you guys have gotten?>Aside from fumes causing cancer down the line>Personally have sliced fingers pretty bad with poor hobby knifing
>>97703402>painters block when the collage anon banned me from participatingnever gets old
>>97703398I've seen y ou post this between here and v like 18 times in total.
>>97703411Why reply to yourself so openly? Have you absolutely zero couth?
>>97703419take your meds, schizo
>>97703284That doesn't mean much, I mean making them a big part of the overall narrative
>>97703411Painting some right now. There were so many moldlines, especially if you put the full backpacks on. If he was legitimately slopping together a unit, I see why he'd be scared to share anything lmao.They'll probably a 5/10, but will post them when done.
>>97703415I'm in this thread every day and it's my first time seeing it. Lots of people have been chatting about the box. It's a very rare GW fuckup that the community actually gets to benefit from while they eat the cost.
>>97703428the slopper's models are a 4.5 on his best day (and usually a 3.5) so your models will brutally mog his
>>97703456he will now claim they're at least 7/10 despite not even being "battle ready" and that he always gets compliments irl
Why do the wokes keep pushing for female marines but not female orks
I liked this guy's kitbash of a Tormato+noise marine. A nice dynamic pose with the blastmaster.
>>97703493Because it's about sending a message
my lord kak finally came. Well ti was only 3~ days. But now I have a nice little box with my boys.
>>97703493It's about ruining male spaces
>>97703493Because they don’t actually care about the setting itself. It’s about ruining the hobby for other people. Its a Bolshevik humiliation tactic to demoralize their enemies
Give Custodes with this feel.
>>97703456Should be starting highlights this weekend. Never did OSL before, so obviously I'm going to not look up any tutorials first. I had a dream that worked, so it'll be fine
>>97703493Because Orks are asexual or non binary. Marines still come from humans. Also who is pushing this? People keep talking about it but I never see it.
>>97703493Because female orks look like this
Chaos idols?
>>97703493Because you love being replied to so much that I reply to myself right now.
>>97703553already meme'd on, trannyget ownd >>97703338
>>97703456>>97703474Neither of these 2 have any models and would literally kill their dogs for the opportunity to play with my models for a single game.
>>97703551Female custodes just happened spontaneously. it was an act of God.
>>97703569whatever helps you cope, mr 4,5/10
>>97703552A 10/10 compared to the average GW female space marine.
>>97703541@grok give me x in the style of y please
>>97703552When did they put marinetranny into the Warhammer-verse?
>>97703573Well how God works, that's is actually true.
>>97703541You'd want to head to AoS if you want real armor-kino
>>97703551>Because Orks are asexual or non binary>base unit is called "boys"
>>97703566You are a funny little man(?)
>he's talking about killing dogs nowguys, he's off his meds, what now?
>>97703573What do custodes have to do with marines?
>>97703596“Yes the water in this pot is getting kinda hot but I don’t think its actually gonna boil”, said the frog.
>>97703596They're an on-boarding tool to get casuals into marines
>>97703606Female Marines are not going to happen, the minor blow back from Custodes was enough to remove them entirely from the promotional.
>>97703593
>>97702182Arbites have never been cops, it's something that retards get easily confused. Same thing with thinking gangers are criminals.
>>97703588I like the beard armor.
>>97703619Bruh
>>97703642Bruh?
>>97703522Don't worry anon, no woman is ever going to enter into your bedroom.
>>97703415I posted about the lack of hellions when I first opened it but haven’t since. I don’t post on /v/ either.
>>97703588Does AoS have Winged Hussar Sigmarines?
>>97703522are you concerned about a hypothetical space, and it's safety?
>>97703655I don't know, ask /aosg/
>>97703654>Gandalf the Grey approaches
>>97703671>Gandalf the White approaches
>>97703611>to remove them entirelyThey only removed 1 of the models.
>>97703678Nothing 30 minutes of dry brushing can't solve At least for the undershading.
>>97703588When stormcast are done right the look so good, shame a lot of them are a bit mid
>>97703690>>97703654
>>97703700fuck off decalfag, you worthless furfag
>>97702645>post modelsDon't mind if I do.Still a WiP, but I'm trying harder than I normally would with this guy. Even going with some weathering. Thoughts?
>>97703711
>>97703671Drukhari are my newest army and I haven’t gotten to painting them yet. I like to build everything first and then paint so I can have my scheme fresh in mind.
>>97703717Did your lgs only have one red paint for sale?
trust elvesespecially the horny ones
>>97703720Well good luck. Got any ideas for a scheme in mind? You doing them all the same or variations for the Kabal/Cult/Coven stuff?
>>97703592You gotta read Ork books.>‘Ghazghkull is a he,’ he grumbled, wagging a finger at Biter and receiving an uncertain grunt in reply. ‘You keep saying they,’ Hendriksen clarified, ‘but Ghazghkull is a he.’>‘But… they… he is not a man?’ said Biter, their brow-ridge creased in bafflement. Falx cut in then, before another messy debate could ensue.>‘We’ve been through this, Orm. Orks have no… reproductive anatomy, and consequently no understanding of sex or gender.’>‘Some of us understand sexangender,’ interrupted Biter, keen as ever to demonstrate their unusual expertise in humans. ‘I find it all… quite funny.’>‘Silence, ork,’ Falx snapped, impatient to get back on track. ‘From now on, Ghazghkull is a he, whether it makes sense or not.’
>>97703728Guilliman did that once and look where that got him.
>>97703732>you should read the fag books with the coon marines and critical ork gender theory.
>>97703738hot elf gf and reunite with the bros?
>>97703717Sad this model isn't in plasticAlso the helmet is strangely small iirc, would love a scan of it to print a bigger one lol
>>97703732I don't read books written by sex offenders
>>97703611>Female Marines are not going to happenWait and see how well the Amazon show does
>>97703732>BL>writer's barely disguised social updoots faggotryI sleep
>>97703738Gman needs to finally meet up with the Lion and have the Wolf return so we can start to move this setting along. I want to see some big gains this edition.
>>97703721Nope. Just using one.
>>97703551You could easily have ork freebooterz who raided the wrong place and came back tainted by Slaanesh to have big boobies. It would also be funny to have ork versions of Mary Reed and Anne Bonnie. >orks are non-binaryThat was only done by Nate Crowley who is a retarded hack, everywhere else orks refer to each other as he/him, and frequently call each other boys. This would actually be a great way to “own the chuds” by showing how gender is made by social constructs rather than biological makeup, but Nate Crowley is too retarded to think that far ahead, and simply makes fun of the concept so he can have the orks call each other by they/them pronouns.
>>97703402>archivefag
>>97703729I’m thinking about doing variations for each. Originally I was just going to do everything Last Hatred scheme, but I think I do want to split them after considering it. There’s too much deldar variety to not and I’d feel like it would be a copout to just do it all in a kabal scheme.
>>97703666>HypotheticalI know what you are
>>97703757>marvelfaggotry>le they should progress the storyshut the fuck up
>>97703499I like that!
>>97702157
>>97703771this is a safe space, anon, go ahead
>>97703638>Same thing with thinking gangers are criminals.anon...
>>97703750If I had a scanner I would have done it for you. The whole model is a lot smaller than I thought it would be, but I really enjoy the design. I will say, the resin wasn't too much of an issue, especially considering other resin models I have like Badrukk and Snikrot which were both difficult to clean up.
>>97703757Leman already killed himself when he found out Isha was engaged to nurgle.
>>97703781
>>97703732Eww.
>>97703781On the dark /tg/ board there is only war.
>>97702157>TQRemove symmetrical scenarios/tables
>>97703732People pay for this shit?
>>97703759king
>>97703666The "safe spaces" argument from the left has always been used as a justification to take over pre-existing spaces and forcing them to cater to the trannies and women and expelling anyone who doesn't march in lockstep. It's not about making it "safe" for anyone, it's about silencing the people they don't like.They are the aggressor, we are not. We just want the spaces we've had for a very long time to remain the same.
>>97703782They're not. They're urban warrior tribes. The houses of Necromunda are the lawful rulers of the Lower Hives.
>>97703775What a totally appropriate level headed response, well said anon.
>>97703638Yeah Arbites are essentially the FedsErgo IA is the glowie army
>>97703678>Monty Python and the holy grail's black knight approaches
>>97703810Lorelet-sama...
>>97703784>badrukk & snikrotTo be fair I think these were finecast (don't quote me) which was infamous for good reasons, compared to modern GW resin for necromundaThe exo driller is really fun and if I picked up necromunda it'd be squats for sure, super fun looking range. Could commission some zbrush savvy person to make custom prospector, make them dwarfier.Funny enuf the only thing about the squat prospectors I'm not a fan off is them having pants; they are armored, except the pants, and it looks pretty fucking weird to me. Wonder how they'd look like with the "undersuit" similar to the arms
>>97703811>talks about dog killing >>97703569take your meds
>>97703828You've finished the easy part, now comes pain.
>>97703831I was clearly being humorously excessive with my scenario there you putz.
Orikan preparing to cast spirit bomb
>>97703850Fuck me, Necrons are so dope.
>>97703846Just like the SS decals? A "haha" joke?
>>97703830>I picked up necromunda it'd be squats for sureThis model has me considering and I lucked out to find a decent 3D artist who made good proxies. Just have to figure out how to inject one more project into my painting backlog.
>>97703846You jokes about killing dogs, you are a bad person.
>>97703854Yes exactly, now you understand and aren't pretending to be a squealing little bitch.
>>97703856They are so silly. Love that their heavy weapons are shoulder fired
>>97703857I will say it did feel excessive as I typed it I just misjudged my audience a little and I don't mind apologizing for it because I do love animals.
>>97703860Post your transports, then, faggot.You said you'd get rid of them.
>>97703866I'm not going to be your dancing monkey anon no matter how much you try and puppeteer your way around this general.
Why is this always so accurate
>>97703850Marvelslop.
>>97703851Lmao everyone in this image needs a sandwich
>>97703866You need to understand anon, good space marine vehicles are oflimited supply
>>97703874>bitching about awesome Character development novels >Doesn't own a single modelThe classic..
>>97703767>Last Hatredlol, it feels like that's the most popular faction color scheme by far outside of plain black heart
>>97703865You are a bad person.
>>97703871So, it wasn't a joke after all. Do we need to call your handler?
>>97703880>Doesn't own a single modelI don't see you posting any models? Projection?
>>97703880>The character development
>>97703885>More poorly drawn cartoons depicting the artists true body type >>97703884I just apologized to you didn't I?
>>97703894>decalfag admits he's not whiteuh, habbening?
>>97703871>"I'm not going to be your dancing monkey">proceeds to dance like a monkey
>>97703854Are you just gonna cry over decals for years or what. Like don’t you have a life or is decalfag your whole world?
>>97703892don't forget
>>97703894You've proven time and time again that your words mean nothing, so that apology has no meaning.So it still stands that you are a bad person.
>>97703906
>>97703900We have multiple skin shots from him depicting a distinctly bright white complexion so no happening today.
>>97703921why are you talking about yourself in third person
>>97703931trying too hard
>kicked out of every LGS because he refuses to remove SS decals>kicked out of reddit>ban evades on 4chan>still, no one likes himspending thousands to fake having friends to anons who hate you regardless is the funniest part
>>97703900The only thing we know of him that is with marginal respect is that he is thin and white.
>>97703936*stinky
>>97703935Only one of these is true and I wear it like a badge of honor
Just snagged one of these lads for 20 quid.
>>97703942Then why are you still posting there?
Who’s crazier; one autistic guy or the gaggle of faggots that stalk him?
>>97703939>he's proud of being kicked out of LGS because he refuses to remove SS decalsthis is why the other things happened too, it's not a coincidence these things keep happening to you.
>>97703943I don't understand your fake money but hell yeah, if it's caked in paint just chuck it in some acetone to fully strip it.
>>97703931Yeah you're being obtuse anon.Decal is white, but like NEET cave-cretin white.
>>97703947Because if this place becomes too overbearing then it's a nice outlet for posting and discussing things with a different albeit inferior crowd.
>>97703955meant for the fecalfag >>97703942 , but yes, he is confirmed stinky too
>>97703954to be fair the retard is practically begging to be made fun of
>>97703954>gaggle of faggots that stalk him?100%, they need to be rounded up and purged from this place immediately
>>97703954>shits up general>"i'm being stalked"kys
honestly I don't get why a person would enjoy being made into a general's punching bag
>>97703975Enjoy prison, this is the life you have chosen.
>>97703954I'm fine with bullying so long as the person deserves it/being anti social, which he is.Its just up to the retard being bullied to either learn how to be normal, or leave.
>>97703976Yea who comes to a Warhammer general and doesn't have any models and then proceeds to insult and slander the people who do have models. You'd have to be a real pathetic faggot to engage in that kind of behavior.
>>97703976People that weren't given enough care when they were young will crave any kind of attention, good or bad.
You can talk about Warhammer 40k at any point but you all choose to go after one idiot day after day. If he’s 400 posts per thread yallare the other 300 with little to no 40k discussion in between. You win no friends shitting on a schizo all day instead of talking 40k you are the cancer
>>97703976grok told him other people agree with him too, but he's been banned everywhere else. the only reason he's here is because 4chan can't stop him ban evading.i wonder if lgs owners needed restraining orders, or if he's so desperate now that /40kg/ is literally the last place he can get a dopamine hit
>>97703993I'm not the one begging for engagement and esentially avatarfagging on an anonymous imageboard so you should be able to figure out the answer yourself :)
>>97703985>every accusation is an omission
>>97703997
>>97703943I got mine for free from a recaster
>>97703958About $26I have a pot of biostrip I'll soak him in. Love how easy it is to clean up metal models.
>>97703976He reminds me of this one girl I knew in undergrad- She was unintentionally grating and would gradually make people despise her. People who would be freshly introduced to her would wonder why the group were dicks to her, and would be worn down over time until they also barely tolerated her. The entertainment of her unintentionally pissing off other outweighed the annoyance she caused for you.That said I did pity her, and didn't take part in any of the malicious stuff. She was still frustratingly annoying though. She just didn't have any other friend circle so she clung to ours. (Thankfully it seems like she's doing well for herself + most of the group has matured out of that).Decal gives me the same vibes of coming here to be shit on because he has nowhere else, but it's caused by his autism and bad personality versus that girl's total naivety + overconfidence
>he's updooting his own posts now
>>97703993>Is an actual furry
>>97704006how many times are you going to reuse the same gay gifs?
>>97704011Yeah metal models are great since you can use the hard stuff on them with out worry.Never heard of biostrip, but hope it does the job.
>>97704015The hypocrisy is the worst part
>>97704002>Gal VorbakKINO KINGSHIT
>>97703985It's been explained to you many times over why we don't like youChange your behavior or continue to sufferI can offer genuine advice on exactly what you can do to be less annoyingBut I'm guessing that's not what you want to hear, is it?
>>97704015it's a simple laughing gif anon, if you are having strange feeling deal with it with your therapist. >>97704018I made the gif so I am using it when I please.
>>97703954Decalfag could leave tomorrow and within a week he'd never be discussed here again, aside from the odd passing mention alongside other memorably awful posters like Carnac or PAKfag.
>>97704030>it's a simple laughing gifAnd I don't want to know what depraved corner of the internet you got it from.
>>97704027>I can offer genuine advicePeople tried that for months. Early on there were a lot of people who put in some genuine effort to helping him and giving him the benefit of the doubt that he actually wanted to get better.You'd have better chances teaching a houseplant to play piano.
>he's never denied being a furry>posts furry that gets [Deleted]ruh roh
>>97704047Next thread he'll deny that he ever posted such a thing.
>>97703943I have a squad of 6 RTB01 marines with about a 3mm thick slathering of paint on them sitting in my ebay watchlist for 30 burgerbucks, I'm debating if that's a decent deal for some OGs.
>>97703993Aaaaaand gone lmfao
>>97704030>it's a simple laughing gif anonit's a literal porn artist's rendition of a furfag bait character from a jrpg
>>97704027I would love to hear it anon but I don't think things will change until you people start standing up to the people who comes here for the sole reason to insult my models and slander me randomly.
>>97703958>>97704011funniest trivia I heard is that around 1980 tey introduced New Money so old british people always have to clarify whether quid is in old money or new money.
>>97704061How am I supposed to know that? I saw it on /pol/ and thought it was amusing you sick freak.
>>97704067You saw furry softcore porn and your chode got hard and you wanted an excuse to post it dogfucker
>>97704062>the people who comes here for the sole reason to insult my models The first step is admitting that the people here do play the game and do have models. You are not that important to them. You are going into a space with people who are here to enjoy talking about Warhammer and being obnoxious. If you cannot admit that simple fact then you will continue to be mocked relentlessly. So admit it. You are the one at fault. Your behavior needs to change. If you can't do that it will be further proof that you are an adult toddler.
the austrian painter's favorite infantry unit would have been the Wulfen, he was a furry too
>>97702394> We remove votann AND Dark Eldar
>>97704067>on top of all the other bullshit he unironically goes on /pol/it's like you've been engineered to be the most insufferable faggot on this website
>>97704067>/pol/
surely the thread will do the smart thing for once and not jump thread the moment the animal can't spam his reaction gifs
>>97704067>The guy with lolicoins is a /pol/ browserColor me shocked
>>97703638>>Same thing with thinking gangers are criminals.>actively breaking both the local planetary AND imperial laws>not criminalsI don't think you know what the word "criminal" means.
TOP FUCKING KEK. I'm watching golf on Skysports and they legit aired a tabletop 40k commercial.
>>97704039as it turned out he got it from /pol/
>>97703993>deleted>instantly posts againyou're so mad you can't even try to make it look like you're not an evader
>>97704121i visited my boomer parents house the other day and there was an ad for age of sigmar on the telly. havent seen a 40k one tho.
>>97702225why would i want to justify anything? I like the playstyle, i like the models (helmets on). It's you who has some weird persecution complex against them
>>97704100Have dark eldar ever had to be justify their existence as an army?Have Tau?People only make this argument about the Leagues of Votann.
Space Wolves are for gay furries. Tyranids are for straight furries.I have unironically considered buying her several times. I don't even own any nid models.
>>97704067you aren't supposed to come back. when told to fuck off, you're supposed to stay over there, stinky
>>97702240fucking tourist retard
>>97704067>retard with nazi decals is a /pol/tard>also has tranime loli coins>such an insufferable loser that he's gotten banned all his LGSs and banned on reddit with 10 different accounts>nobody on 4chan likes him either, literally as soon as he tries to go to another thread people instantly recognize him and tell him to kill himself>still is somehow mentally ill to think people are his friends despite every possible group out there telling him that they all fucking hate him and would rather have him kill himself and hang on a noose than suffer 1 second more of his presenceI sometimes feel bad about being a jobless loser who can't find a job for the death of me, but seeing you instantly makes me feel better since I know at least I'm nowhere near as mentally ill/deranged or pathetic as you.
>>97704166>it was just a warningwarnings last 15 minutesposts less than 15m apart
>>97704166>and they removed the image themselvesIf mods/jannies delete an image it always says "File Deleted"You're just exposing yourself for the newfag redditor retard you are. You deleted the image and are now trying to backpedal.
>>97704133Could have been AoS. It was literally a few blink and you miss it seconds. All I saw was Warhammer and some greys being painted.
>>97704166>also deletedMods=GodsThank the Lord.
Give me tau twin lance lewds
>>97704168>be me>schizophrenia, disabled, can't work despite wanting to>still manage to take care of my dad, volunteer at the library, and have friendsI can't imagine being as pathetic as the mutant. He's actually the most useless human I've ever encountered, and I've spent time in the psych ward with the truly deranged.
>>97704168He's literally chris-chan the second, the behavior is almost eerily similar
>>97704168>"Ugly people have worth because they make normal people look hot" ahh situation
I just don’t understand this place…
>>97703882Before I chose Deldar I was going to go with just a straight up Harlequin army, but decided that was too limited and I had an idea for a blue/purple color scheme in mind. Since I already invested in the paints it just seemed like an easy switch lol. Plus, LH seems to be a lot more developed when it comes to lore than many of the others. In the end I might go in a complete opposite direction as my heart isn’t completely settled on LH and buying more paints is the cheaper part of the hobby. I still have quite a large collection from other armies, so not like I’m stuck with the new ones, but I now have a lot of unopened jars and sprays of blues and purples that may end up unused if I change.
>>97704133>>97704121is this a uk thing only.
Here's an example >You're Russ in this situation >You're in denial and try to argue you some how won this fight>Everyone is sick of your shit and wants you gone
>>97704199He's trying to give headpats.
>>97704165It is still wild to me that Sisters and Black Templar are about as popular as Chaos Demons and Dark Eldar. I would have thought they were on wildly opposite ends of the spectrum.
i love /mydudes/ so much
>>97704218Dunno, but I am indeed watching a UK channel
The neurolictor is in stock at my LGS bros.
>>97704236Me too bro
>>97704199>>97704229angry chihuahuas barking at each other
>>97704248i know they're dope, but get you're own
>>97704231i feel daemons stand on by as much as they do simply due to being an old ass legacy army that is multi-game and all god-dedicated armies in AoS let you either go daemons or mortals with a skew for daemons if you also want 40k. Sisters while they did have their refresh a while back now are also quite damn expensive before anyone chooses it. Dark eldar are dark horse at times for waacfags, and eldar fans sometimes did bite the bullet and collected elves in general. BT this edition are just fucked by rules and marinefags have as much loyalty to their chapter as a stray cat has to someone feeding it right now.
Can love bloom in /40kg/?
>>97704276There are no busty eldar women on /40kg/, so no.
>>97704280idc busty or eldar, just as long as they are actually female and not fat.
glazing always has an inbetween stage that looks like assi've accidentally ripped up a couple spots because i'm not waiting long enough for it to dry
>>97704288Patients is a virtue.
>>97704288>i'm not waiting long enough for it to dryI feel like this is the most common mistake when glazing
>>97704280>you'll never have a 10ft tall 3000 year old busty eldar woman hug youLife isn't fair
>>97704296>>97704298dad never taught me how to not rip the skin
>>97704306Lmao
>>97704276In what capacity? Even playful jokes are taken poorly here by some.
>>97704320Thats because you're a fuckwit.
>>97704327Excuse me?
>>97704332You're not excused.
Lets just get a new thread this one has the stench of dirty tampons
>>97704352anon said patience is a virtuedon't rip your skin
>>97704358I don't think that anon's dad taught him how not to rip the skin.
>>97704366he might not even have "that" skin
>>97704231The two factions only notable for porn and memes are propped up by secondaries who don't play the game?
>>97704352Okay>>97704372>>97704372>>97704372
>>97704371>>97704366What on earth are you guys talking about?
>>97704380Gay pornI'm not joking.
>>97704375>*leans into mic*>does that include furry porn?ACK
>>97704165I can’t believe Votann is above TS and Deldar.>and still nobody plays Deathwatch
>>97704384>Gay pornanon, what have you been watching?
>>97704555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcDlFAOdeb8
>>97704563you should probably find something better to do than saving gay porn clips from yt
>>97704570I'm sorry that you are too young to have experienced gachi
>>97704153the internet memes are all wrongshit like tau, SW and nids are always the most normal fuckers that just like cool models100% chance the biggest gooner in the room is playing the most mundane shit like blood angels
>>97704574Not everyone realizes gay porn is based and redpilled.
>>97704605First 40kg post i read this morning
