So if someone wanted to make a Theoretical Dominons Jump. (The God wars game)
What sort of stuff would you want out of it? Just making conversation a bit. Should one even try to fit all three eras into a singular jump or potentially break them up into three different jumps for each era?

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>>97706367
Umor the Godflayer (True)

>>97706037
Rice is NOT based or BRAISED, it is STEAMED. STEAMED rice, much like the STEAMED hunks of Gohan flesh stored in bowls and fed UNKNOWINGLY to other Gohans!

Or fried. Like what's left of a Gohan in an electric chair.

>>97706833
That feels like a terrible idea anon to be involved in anything related to the horrors. But noted

>>97706367
I think if you feel that you have enough motivation to fit all three eras into a jump and pump it out, then do that. Otherwise tackling it one at a time seems more sensible.

>>97707165
That'd make sense to me. Guess I'll smack my head against the Early age and see if I can come up with enough stuff for it. Its my favorite age anyway.

>>97706847
So, I take it you like the idea of having my jumper's weapon's personality based on you. A weapon solely devoted to destroying GOHAN. The only advantage I see to that is I could easily tell the weapon. "You see that guy, he thinks Gohan is based." and suddenly the battlefield fills with a palpable killing aura emanating from the weapon as it glows red with rage and begins screaming to rend their entrails with a city busting magic blast.

Jumper landed in Mass Effect in 2180 and decided to import Jumpex (based on Pentex from oWOD) so they would have a vector to introduce outside jump technology and the power to both get the tech out there and protect themselves and their interests while doing it. If I introduce energy to matter replicators or new ftl such as Slipspace drives averaging 11,000 ly/24hrs along with vacuum energy reactors, is my company more likely to have attempts at getting nationalized by the systems alliance (I'm human) or having the citadel try to immediately regulate? I'm in no actual danger with my technology base I'm just wondering what would actually happen.

>>97707408
You'll more likely immediately trigger a Reaper invasion, since their whole cycle relies on them carefully controlling the kind of FTL the locals have access to

>>97707343
He's fighting a battle that is already lost considering Gohan doesn't exist anymore.

>>97707440
Nta, but sounds like a fun time.
Screams and explosions.

>>97707563
Let's be honest if Gohan died it would just be a matter of time until Gohanposter got the dragonballs to bring him back. Gohanposter would drag him back from hell even if he had to go there himself to do it.

Well this came out longer then I was planning. But here you go.

The room was larger than vaati expected. The temporary workshop was surprisingly professional looking compared to what he normally expected from the bard. The side room rented out was spacious. Well-lit tables filled the middle of it. Laden with glassware and bowls. The backwall was lined with cauldrons. Some simmering away filled with a clear see through liquid.

Venti himself leaned over a table. Grinding down roots into a powder.
"I have the ingredients you wanted me to get."

"Ah good! Good."
The cultivator looks up from his mortar.

"Thank you. Please come in and take a seat."
He gestures to a stool next to him.

"I figured it might be a good time to teach you how to make heart pieces. I've made you a few already, but I figured you might appreciate knowing how to make them on your own."

"That would be helpful."
The human admits sitting down next to Venti as he goes back to crushing roots.
"Is it okay for you to teach me though? I thought you're masters were strict with sharing knowledge."

"They are strict about teaching Cultivation. This isn't that."
The bard explains shaking his head as he pours the powder into a small glass jar.

"Alchemists are often cultivators but not universally. I'm not going to get in trouble for teaching you."
He grins as he gets up and walks over to a nearby shelf. Pulling out a book before setting it in front of Vaati.
"This is a big compendium of basically all the ingredients relevant to making heart pieces that can be found in Hyrule. I'll make a copy for you when we're done here, it'll be useful reference."

He plops back down next to his new "student" before adding.
"I do appreciate your concern if I'd get in trouble though. This is real simple stuff thankfully, but you're find it useful I'm sure"

"You're reading into it to much."
Vaati grumbles shaking his head.


1/5

>>97707955
"Or maybe I'm just reading what you're not used to having read."
The Hylian's grin is wide as he crack open the book.
"For now though we've got some other learning to do."

It was fairly simple to teach Vaati. At least for how to make a basic variation of a heart piece. Mostly it just involved grinding down certain ingredients and using the extract in particular proportions depending on the ingredients themselves.

"So... why must we be so particular with this balance? Why so many deku berries crushed up, and why so many herbs?"

"Well"
Venti begins as he lets some of said crushed herbs slide into one of the simmering cauldrons.
"That's a good question. A little complicated but it's simpler than it might first appear."
"You know of the three Golden Goddesses, yes?"

"Yeah. You've spoken on them before."
Vaati nods looking up from the book.

Venti nods back looking pleased before he continues.
"Good! Well, each goddess is associated with a type of energy. I'm sure you also know this. Ki, Essence, magic. Those three energies saturate Hyrule. It's creatures, the environment, cultivators. Even you a little bit now that you've been here for a bit."

"What heart pieces are really. Are the culmination of those three energies coming together to make something greater than the sum of their parts. It meshes together to make something miraculous in a way. Helps one's existence grow in a lot of different ways."

Venti pauses as he stirs the cauldron for a moment.
"Lots of different ingredients can be used for them. You just need a equal amount of each of the three in a certain amount. So, making sure it all equals out is a bit of work and takes some knowhow."

"It always comes back to threes, doesn't it?"
The swordsman asks peering into a bubbling glass beaker

"Indeed, it does."
The bard-alchemist sighs smiling.
"It started with three after all. Three has significance in so many things"


2/5

>>97707955
A few hours later and the fruits of the twos labor culminated in a bright red liquid bottled in glass.

"Well... this about done."
Venti nods tapping his finger on the cork. A satisfied grin on his face.
"A rather powerful one to honestly. I wasn't planning on brewing something quite like this but we did end up having the materials for it."

He holds up the glass bottle looking at it.
"Now I'm happy to give this to you. But it is stronger than anything I've really made for you before."

Venti admits handing vaati the potion carefully
"It's up to you if you want to take it. It'd definitely probably help the problem with the hole in you but... these things can be transformative when people take the stronger ones."

"Transformative how?"
Vaati asks raising a eyebrow as he takes the Heart potion.

"Well, I was originally human myself. And I sure as hell didn't look like I do now."
The bard chuckles gesturing to himself.
"I was taller and my face was different and... well a bunch of things. I... don't actually remember well what I looked like originally as a human anymore. It's been decades on decades."

Ventis face darkens for just a moment before seemingly shaking it off.
"But! What might change can vary. usually, it's towards a form the imbiber is at least more comfortable in or enjoys. This can vary wildly a lot. But if I was a betting elf. I'd say you'd end up becoming more Hylian like. Or maybe gerudoish? Like I said its no sure thing all I know is you probably won't hate it."


"More hylian like."
Vaati repeats staring at the potion. Engrossed in thought for a long while before slowly nodding.
"I can... accept that if it helps fill this hole inside me."

Before Venti can respond. The swordsman uncorks the potion and downs all of it in one smooth motion.
"It does not taste how it looks."
The human says calmly, handing back over the bottle before suddenly kneeling over. Their body beginning to change

3/5

>>97707955
"Oh Goddesses not again. That wasn't meant to be drunk so fast."

Thankfully the bard was not left to worry for long. It only took a minute of rather fast changing before Vaati blinks. Looking up to see their companion leaning over them. A look of relief washing over their face.
"Oh good! You're okay!" Venti sighs grinning.
"How do you feel?"

"How do you think I-"
Vaati frowns beginning to snap before he begins to register exactly what he did feel. A new sense of renewal seemed to fill his veins, That gnawing feeling of hollowness he had long accepted having to live with had lessened. Not gone entirely but he felt more whole, nonetheless. Nor did he feel any discomfort. The many small aches and pains that had often accompanied him had been washed away.

"I feel... good" He sighs settling on going with the truth.

"Oh that's great!"
The bards smile only grows as he offers a hand.
"I was worried for a second there I'm glad you're alright though. Come take a look at yourself."

Vaati pulls himself up. But he doesn't need to look in the mirror to notice the first change. Finding himself eye to eye with the bard now rather than the good foot and more he had on him before.

"Not sure I like this." He mutters. Finding even the sound of his own voice surprising.

"Well give it a bit."
Venti assures him
"I've never met anyone who's unhappy with their results."
The bard pauses as he walks Vaati to a mirror.

"I look like some sort of whelp"
Vaati frowns looking in the mirror. He was much shorter now, nearly the same stature as the cultivator that had helped him out so much. His hair had taken the same black highlighted with a shade of green as the bard as well. His face once a point of pride of appearing tough had taken a softer demeanor again much like his companion. The only thing he recognized being his yellow eyes. And of course, his ears had taken on the pointed tips of the Hylian people that had not gone untouched.

4/5

>>97707955
The swordsman scowls crossing his arms.
"I don't look anything like my old self."

"No, you don't. I won't lie I did not expect it to be so... drastic"
Venti admits shaking his head.
"You took to it rather well though. I think you look nice all things considered. Perhaps you could see it as a new start if nothing else?"
He offers hopefully. Trying to look on the bright side.

"A new start..."
Vaati sighs thinking on that. He couldn't deny that at least. He had come to Hyrule for that at least partially.
"I suppose it could be considered conductive for that."

"Yeah! And... well"
Venti pauses as he looks from Vaati to himself before adding.
"You know changed like this as you are. We... kind of look similar. A bit like brothers."

This gets a snort from the swordsmen.
"Hmmph. Who'd ever make that mistake?"
He mutters rolling his eyes.
"But... it is not a terrible change. Nor as bad as it could of been."

Vaati pauses as he stretches. Still feeling that sense of fresh vitality in his limbs. He has to suppress a grin in front of the bard. Otherwise, he'd never hear the end of it.
"I can accept this for now."

"Splendid!" Venti nods stepping back.
"Well... I'd say this is a excellent introduction to alchemy. Even if other things aren't as simple as heart potions."
He turns and walks towards the door. Unhooking his cape off a post.
"I'd say you've earned a break for today, learned enough from us silly Hylians."
The bard grins winking

"Go take a break, get a feeling for things a bit more and tell me how you feel tomorrow afternoon."
"I've still got plenty more to teach if you want it."

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So, how do you explain to your girlfriend that she is, in fact, a robot you made so you wouldn't be lonely anymore?

>>97708454
You don't do that if you don't wish to explain that anon.

>>97708454
dammit anon, blue board, you can almost see her womb in that picture

>>97708454
if you are the kind of retard that would keep her nature from her in the first place, the only thing to do is double down on the lie. Enact shock at the 'discovery' but assert that you believe in her personhood and love her anyway.

>>97708474
Well, in that case she's gonna need an extensive upgrade eventually. And she has the right to know it.

>>97708454
Okay, wow did you screw up. Alright this might be salvageable depending her personality but it's not going to be pleasant. The keys to this is to do it as soon as possible and do it very gently, it's going to be miserable. She is probably going to leave you for a while honestly. She has to find out who she is beyond you. It's going to be a natural process just be there for her if she wants to come back and be supportive. You did something terrible to her and at best it's going to take a while to forgive. Her entire world view just turned out to be an illusion. I think the key is to treat her like a person and to allow her choice and freedom. You may have to forgive a few flings while you are broken up too. She just found out she is not not who she thought she was so yeah she is kind of entitled as part of the process of determining who she is. Good Luck. You are going to need it.

>>97708454
...why would my sexbots not be aware of their nature?

>>97708454
“Lady, you literally plug yourself into an outlet every night. If you’re so retarded to not recognize that you’re a robot, maybe you need a factory reset.”

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>>97707343
>So, I take it you like the idea of having my jumper's weapon's personality based on you.
Yes.
>A weapon solely devoted to destroying GOHAN.
YES.
>The only advantage I see to that is I could easily tell the weapon. "You see that guy, he thinks Gohan is based." and suddenly the battlefield fills with a palpable killing aura emanating from the weapon as it glows red with rage and begins screaming to rend their entrails with a city busting magic blast.
Y E S.

>>97707563
Gohan not existing anymore isn't a fucking excuse for him to keep ducking fights.

>>97707618
Bring him back? GIVE HIM AN UNEARNED POWERUP? No!! I would simply FALL TO HELL to continue adminisntrating THE ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE LAKES OF FIRE THAT GOHAN RIGHTUFLLY DESERVES FOR ALL ETERNITY.

>>97708001
>Vaati frowns looking in the mirror. He was much shorter now, nearly the same stature as the cultivator that had helped him out so much. His hair had taken the same black highlighted with a shade of green as the bard as well. His face once a point of pride of appearing tough had taken a softer demeanor again much like his companion. The only thing he recognized being his yellow eyes. And of course, his ears had taken on the pointed tips of the Hylian people that had not gone untouched.
You know what would make Venti BIG again? EATING GOHAN'S HEART and ASCENDING through GAINZ.

>Statistically speaking, it is INEVITABLE that ALL jumpers will get anally raped AT LEAST once.
>Knowing this, what is your strategy to make it less LIKELY?
Be as UNLIKE Gohan in EVERY single REGARD

>>97709492
Program her to terminate Gohan on sight while you're at it.

>>97707988
>"But! What might change can vary. usually, it's towards a form the imbiber is at least more comfortable in or enjoy
I'm just saying, maybe you'd have kept a few inches if what you were COMFORTABLE with and ENJOYED was mogging Gohan.

At the rate this is going this general should just be renamed the Gohan Thread. One anon's delusions about a fictional anime character that most people never cared about.

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>>97710241
Gohan does NOT deserve a thread dedicated to him. AND GOHAN IS NOT BASED. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. HE IS NOT. HE IS CRINGE. A GROSS, CRINGE, NEBBISH LITTLE MAN WHO COULDN'T CATCH BEANS IF THEY WERE ENCAPSULATED IN THE HANDS HE'S CONSTANTLY CATCHING.

>>97707343
Why are you such a fucking faggot?

>>97710247
>AND GOHAN IS NOT BASED. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. HE IS NOT.
The lady doth protest too much.

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>>97710251
And the GOHANOID doth protest NOT AT ALL when it's fucking face is ground into the dirt to taste the failure that HAUNTS it's every STEP.

>>97710247
You flood the thread with mentions of him. Without you doing that, the name does not come up anywhere near as often as it does now. He is a fictional character from a franchise that is essentially dead, but you chose to fixate on him to the point that you can't distinguish fiction from reality anymore. You're the jumpchain equivalent to Chris-chan.

>>97710254
>And the GOHANOID doth protest NOT AT ALL when it's fucking face is ground into the dirt to taste the failure that HAUNTS it's every STEP.
Indeed. He protests NOT AT ALL because the so-called "failure" that haunts him is NON-EXISTENT, an APPARITION of WIND and DELUSION.

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>>97710276
WRONG. His failure is as ALL ENCOMPASSING and INESCAPABLE as his OWN SHADOW. GOHAN is the apparition of wind and delusion that blows in the valley of desolation that is his own overinflated reputation, and just lIKE that PUFF of HOT AIR he is destined to be scattered amidst dust and ash.

DUST. AND ASH.

>>97710263
>Without you doing that
WITHOUT me doing that you people would be wanking the perks that give you Gohan's potential, do not deceive me, I KNOW how you think. This uncouth behaviour MUST be policed lest it FESTER into associating Gohan with ANY form of virtuous being.
>He is a fictional character from a franchise that is essentially dead
Two thousand and five hundred years ago, Sophocles spoke words that echo throughout western civilisation to this day. Though he is long gone, his visage stares out through the centuries in busts, in his written word, in the very values and disciplines passed down by his ponderous pontifications. In the Platonic theory of forms, the precepts he enshrined loom larger than his mortal body ever did. You and I now draw breath and pump blood as Sophocles remains wormfood, but when we die, no one of importance will ever remember us. We will not be the ones to guide young minds to enlightened contemplation of the human condition.

But you know who will lead others ASTRAY from that path? SHIThan. Like Mara PAPIMA, like Angra Mainyu, like an overhyped shitcoin this fucking fraudulent husk will delude COUNTLESS young boys towards a valuation of strength with NO substance behind it. A FALSE GOD. You call me MAD. But who is truly more real, you or Sophcles...or JOBhan? Every word I speak is a blow tearing an immortal demiurge from his throne of thought.

Also, DIAPERMA.

>>97710287
The only people I know who have influenced young boys successful are folks like Logan Paul and Jordan Peterson. Pretty sure the majority of functioning adults don't obsess over an anime character, or some random European guy from 2500 years ago. People don't even read nowadays, much less give a shit about the human condition. I also have no clue what Gohan's potential is supposed to be. How is a dead character supposed to have any potential? You don't need a perk to become a dead guy.
I hope you realize you have once again made this thread about this anime character, and it's not even jumpchain reality since you sincerely believe this exists in real life.

>>97710313
They watch Youtube SHORTS and TIKTOKS. All it takes, ALL IT TAKES, is for some smart alek to post SIGMA music with SHITHAN to delude a new generation into Gohanism. It is a SLIPPERY SLOPE.

>People don't even read nowadays, much less give a shit about the human condition
Making them EXCEPTIONALLY vulnerable to cheap, dopamine hit-based Gohan AURA FARMING propaganda.
>the majority of functioning adults
BOLD of you to ASSUME most adults are FUNCTIONAL these days.
>I also have no clue what Gohan's potential is supposed to be
That is because you are a sane and rational person. He's a fucking loser who deserves NO escapist fantasy TROLLOP even in Jumpchain.

>>97710319
People care more about Trump destroying Islam than they do about your anime, and that's globally. Pretty sure you're the only one who sincerely believes that there is a psyop irl specifically involving your anime character. Maybe you should start making videos on Youtube and Tiktok about this and post it elsewhere if you're as committed as you claim to be.
People like you are why anime is seen as a manchild's hobby.

>>97710333
>there is a psyop irl
>He hasn't heard of Toei's MARKETING division
KEKAROO. What care have I for ANOTHER play at oil in some DESERT SHITHOLE by the LATEST neocon PUPPET?
>Maybe you should-
Third party botting costs nothing and is much less traceable. My DARK WORK? ALREADY done. THIS is but a VICTORY LAP on the fucker's CORPSE.
>m-m-manchild
GOOD.
I would rather the hobby ABANDONED than capable of GLAZING SHIThan.

>>97710333
It's hilarious that you say this when like half of the videos put out by this administration include some form of anime.

>>97710345
The current administration's reputation is FRAGILE enough that they CANNOT afford to be a pro-Gohan party at this point.

I'll make sure.

>>97710345
I did say specifically his anime as in whatever his headcanon of dragon ball is. Pretty sure the administration isn't taking part in a psyop to boost his Dragon Ball Z character because they want young kids to aspire to be some Japanese guy. Administration is going to use any tool they can to get at the population and anime is no different, but this is an ultra specific case. End of the day I'm just pointing out to him that he has made this the Gohan general of /tg/, and it's probably not even about Jumpchain at this point since he is doing this to try and make some sort of change happen irl. Could be a character bit he is committed to, but I'm going to call a spade a spade when I see it.

>>97706037
To get off the Jobhan topic.

What are you guys favorite perks to create magical/spiritual environments and resources (preferably passivly)? I want to be able to cultivate and make mystical exliars, in settings without mystical resources.

But I don't want to manually lug around territory, mines, farms and zoo's.

So far the only perk I know of that helps in this regard are.

Magical/Divine/Fae/Infernal Boon (600 CP) from arsmagica:
You naturally spread your realm’s aura in any territory you control. If you are a magical
creature, you spread a magical aura; a divine creature spreads a divine aura, etc. The aura’s strength increases slowly with time, though you may halt its growth or decrease
its strength if you wish.
In addition, you gain a boon dependent upon your realm affiliation:
As a magical creature, you create sources of vis wherever you spread your magical aura.
The type of vis created depends on the surroundings. In a forest, a large tree may begin
to sprout golden acorns containing Creo or Herbam vis. Oddly-colored fireflies could be a
source of Imaginem vis, and an underwater thermal vent could produce Ignem vis. The
amount produced and the number of sources grow with the strength of the aura. You
may also alter terrain and vegetation to your liking. This occurs passively, and takes a
great deal of time; raising mountains or growing forests could take many years, though
smaller changes, such as forming a creek, could only take weeks. Finally, beings born in
your aura have a small chance of gaining minor abilities related to your own perks and
powers. Strong regeneration powers may grant a child slightly faster healing, while
eletrokinesis may result in newborns with a talent for lightning magic.