Lho-Stick Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ruhttps://40k.gallery/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile.io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega.nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to Make Wargames Terrain (2e 2003)https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Inferno! Magazine complete collection (1997-2004)https://archive.org/download/Inferno30/Inferno30_archive.torrent>Warhammer Monthly complete collection (1989-2004)https://archive.org/download/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary_archive.torrent>Games Workshop/Citadel Miniatures painting guides (1989-2016)https://archive.org/download/games-workshop-painting-guides/games-workshop-painting-guides_archive.torrent>Previous Thread:>>97754218>TQ: What do <your dudes> do in their downtime?What do they get up to to relax?
Where can I get all the Warhammer+ animated series from?
>TQ My boys get into all sorts of silly situations, whether it be trying to wrestle a Fenrisian Mastodon or chug two barrels of mead one right after the other my fellas as always looking for a good time in-between the horrors of their duties.
Imperial Fists primaris intercessors
Post models or I turn you stinky
>>97758308
>>97758302This sounds incredibly homosexual holy fuck.
>>97758290Warhammer+
>TQMy dudes are eldar so they probably spend 100 years autistically following the path of the craft baker or something
>>97758321Can you try being upbeat and positive for once in your godforsaken life anon?
>>97758308My collage entry
>>97758340That's me!
I think I've gone full-circle on my necron color scheme, all the way back to "gunmetal with blue shoulders."
>>97758344He looks awesome, you’ve really outdone yourself brother.
>>97758308Big sticc
>>97758308Sticc
>>97758359Looks fantastic, I might try and paint the bottom of the staff and the two small circlets on it Gold just to make it a tad better.
>>97758274>TQBirth genestealers guess? Does that count a downtime?
>>97758308Almost done with this Speeder
>>97758378Solid stick, would be afraid to get hit by it.
>TQMy Custodes do works of art and sculpture. They are named after famous Terran artists like Rembrandt, Renoir, Raphael, etc.Sisters of Silence write books. Sometimes their books get released, often through pseudonyms. One prominent Sister died saving a Shield Captain. They released her last litterary work. It was the Imperial Guardsman Uplifting Primer.My Templars pray, fast, and write songs and ballads about their feats. Their best ones are written on their tabards. If they write new ones, their tabards get added to a huge mural in their Cruiser. They also do choral music, to strenghten their bond.
>>97758398Your men are pretty frickin cool >>97758396Helluva job, your stuff is always pristine.
>>97758417Love it, really nice and crisp paint job.
If a cigarette is a lho-stick what is a cigar?
How many rules are there that they tend to repeat on different units in different armies that could just be a universal special rule? Sticky, uppy-downy, and the like.
>>97758451Cheers. It's a good morning for model posting apparently, there's a lot of really nice stuff in this thread so far
>>97758308i don't have any new models to post
>>97758340Lho-stub I believe. That's what the one creed smokes is called anyway
>>97758413Thanks anon!
>>97758274>TQShitpost on the Noosphere like 2000s forum posters and slowly restore heresy-era tech like classic car guys. Sometimes I'll write small updates on their goals for crusade in the format of IRC banter between the priests (yes it's very autistic but it amuses me, and the 1ksons player writes updates that are at least twice as autistic)>>97758308Don't have a fresh pic of what I'm working on lately so have my warlord atop his restoration project.
>>97758482Post anything, we love it all
>>97758308u got it
>>97758512Whoa! Very cool model and nice paint job even if he’s a degenerate sleaze.
>>97758509>>97758308then have this thing
>>97758508Those blue lenses at the bottom, amazing work.
>>97758359i dont recognize the model but the head reminds me of those entombed saints with gold and jewel encrusted bones>>97758378gunstrike, ready! also looks good in dark blue>>97758396idk if it's the photo or part of your workflow but I lvoe the textured look everything has.>>97758398i cant reply to everyone at once because 4chan thinks its spam but great work all around, anons.
>>97758576Kino bambino as usual
Me when trying to unload my extra models on ebay (singles) (rare)
>>97758274>TQMy marines are encouraged to take up trades and crafting hobbies to ensure they have a variety of skills outside of just slaughtering the Starbinder’s enemies. Helps to encourage outside the box thinking and keeps at least some connection with the humanity they’ve left behind.
>>97758592Why do scalpniggers do this
>>97758308Posting some older kino since I got nothing new atm.
>>97758617
>>97758627You can stop posting this at any time and be a normal functioning member of society and the general anon.
>>97758617>calling your own content kinoThis is just sad.
>>97758534>love vehicles>love flyers>look up price>do not love GW
>>97758635You don’t have to respond to my posts, just filter it and go about your business here.
Is that a furfag paw on the right knight's codpiece holy shit haha
>>97758645Hey! Good to see you Wolfbro, great looking fellas you’ve got there. >>97758648What’s so funny?
>>97758645>actually tasteful space wolvesImpressive. Very nice. Well-painted fur is always a pleasure to do or see.
>>97758652https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=furry+paw+sticker
Does anything in 40k exemplify glup shitto like the space wolves?>oh holy shit it’s Fjork Manplapper>woah it’s Hravi the Wide-Assed>my army is led by Vulf Knotswallow
GW gives a kino a story of a young guardsman succeeding despite the horrors thrown at him and winning the heart of a Eldar milf.
>>97758677>Vulf Knotswallowkek
Someone post the shadow the hedgehog hero/villain space wolf meme
>>97758677Shut up about glub shitto, nobody here cares about that term and no the SW do not exemplify it especially not the grossly homosexual names you just posted which have zero alignment with reality.
>>97758617>nothing new atmOr ever again lmao
Is playing chaos knights at 1k points a bad idea?Not sure if I should work on a backup army, or if it'll be fine
>>97758688We care about glub shitto though
>>97758677>Fjork Manplapper
>>97758691You thinkin 2 heavies and a pair of Armigers?
>>97758642$165 from my recaster (^:
>>97758677The only one I give a fuck about is Ragnar Blackmane and his hetero lifemate Haegr
>>97758691It's bad because no one will have fun playing you, you'll just win unless they skew anti tank in which case you lose
>>97758688This dude actually likes glup shitto: mall viking edition lmao. Who’s your favorite, Haakon Tighthole or Mralki Beard-Glazer?
>>97758698Shouldn't you be shitting up aosg, nigger?
>>97758603Cool, and has some foundation in official fluff. Pretty sure (pre-heresy) Ahriman used to make wine, and said that they were all encouraged to have non-war hobbies. Maybe a sign that the emperor learned something from the end of the thunder warriors
>>97758700Right now I have that 7 wardog battleforce, but I wouldn't mind tailoring a list to make it not overly oppressive
>>97758711What army do you rep so I can come up with equally shitty smutt names for them you annoying faggot.
>>97758712I think you have me confused for someone else, I never go to aosg
>>97758712Is he a new avatar fag? What is it with losers wanting to be recognized on a Mongolian weaving forum?
>what faction do you rep
>>97758724Sure you don't >>97144158
>>97758706165 from a recaster is still too much because the GW price, in the first place, was absurd.
>>97758735>nomodels shit stirrer gets outed
>>97758677>forgetting about Thröb Seed-Gusher
>>97758723I play blood angels, now answer me
>>97758677athat would be Ultramarines>Wow! Its Cato Sicarius>And that other captain!>And that other guy, that appeared in one forgettable novel!>Oh wow, that (not)Grimaldus isso cool!>How can we forget Tigurius, the totally unique librarian!>Lieutenant Biggus Dickus here is the BEST tank commander!>Waiter! Waiter! ANOTHER Marneus Calgar model for me, please.
>>97758709Me when I think about 2016 when I was out of college but so poor I had to dig up old VISA gift cards to scrouge up 10 bucks to buy all the DLC for Rome Total War 2 (it was not worth it and I barely played it).
>>97758745>Thröb Seed-Gusher
>>97758740Bradleyposting comes from /brit/ on /int/
>>97758747Lying sack of shit
>>97758723the only thing I rep is your moms pussyyou should thank me for the business, that's how she pays for your models
>>97758753This board is too small to have multiple people who even know who this dude is.
>>97758753not how md5s work, faggot
Not a big fan of this decal fellow i must say
>>97758763Yank detected, he's the UK Steve Harvey
>>97758748Ultras are baseline. What makes space wolves peak glup shitto is the fact that they take a familiar thing (space marines) and slop a bunch of faggy special snowflake nonsense on top of it.>>97758754Well let’s here some homoerotic BA names there, wolfhole-kun
Mutilators have grown on me but the defiler hasn't yet, does anyone even like it?
>>97758789Yes.
>>97758789I kinda like it. If it had options to let it be built as all-mechanical rather than a fleshy torso it's be insta-buy for me.
>>97758782Glub Shitto is a meme at how random worthless characters get recognised as if they're a big deal. Most of UM characters are the same copy paste shit. A captain in normal power armor with a melee weapon (often a sword).
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97758822That’s the entire space wolf character roster outside Ragnar lmao
>>97758822>faggot twitter memesI really fucking hate this website sometimes
>>97758823Were they trying to make the Dwarf look like a butch lesbo?
>>97758677
>>97758831You’re going to ignore the mexican deldar with a pompadour?
>>97758789They're both daemon-engine/IW-coded so I'm not interested.
>>97758748Ultramarines honestly, unironically, legitimately need more models. They are the pity character faction, despite being posterboys. Named characters in particular do not count, it's a void, a nothingburger.Ultramar Auxilia would be a great way to give them unique flavor, without making noncodex compliant, unique Marine formations. And would obviously boost sales of IG even.
(You) there! ElfxHumanfags, GW finally decides to throw you a bone allow a fem Eldar x male Human pairing in lore. But not so fast chuddy the conditions are there will be NO cross-breeding, nor will there be sex. Just chaste a couple. Oh and it has to be Lhykhis or Jain Zar aquiring a young guard twink and he will NOT wear the pants in the relationship, too much Imperium pandering as is.Gun to your minis, which of the two would (You) pick for such a role.
>>97758839
>>97758855rent free
>>97758850Damn what a spicy pic >>97758854shut the hell up
>>97758854Lhykhis looks cooler so her I guess
>>97758854Wowowwoowo new pointing rat dropped, nice.
>>97758854Male Sister of Battle x a female Howling Banshee who transitions to male after she gets pregnant
>>97758854speak the hell down
>>97758872
>>97758854>named character slopkilled itbut Jain Zar was at least funny in DoW3 campaign so her
>>97758872Wat
Just gotta figure out what to do with the base's rubble.
Chat is this real?
>>97758925AIslop, GW boxes open on the short ends
>>97758925New Drukhari Kill-Team looks lit
>>97758925No and ur gay
>>97758872>>97758854>Amerimutts has woken up
>>97758993Brother you've got your time zones all mixed up
>>97758854Isn't this just Yrliet but with the no touching at all part removed
>>97758854Lhykhis. There will be sex.
>>97759024God be praised
Post your favorite lore brokino>Ahriman hugging Kharn as Kharn cries his eyes out on his shoulder
>>97758823Why did they give the dwarf a sidecut?
>Yes, you could pay 110 points for me>Or you could pay 200 points for a Defiler and get my entire shooting profile thrown in as an afterthought on top of an vastly superior package.Why does GW hate this lil guy? I really love the model but he's just so mediocre.
>>97759036I think it's based on real people or some other characters
>>97759036They're someone's tabletop rogue trader party, probably.
>>97758617>Posting some older kino since I got nothing new atm.So no Hellblasters?
How big of a penis does the other guy need to have for Leman Russ to be willing to tie the knot
>>97759047yeah
>>97759052>>97759054>The peanut gallery checks back in Get a new hobby freaks
>>97758706>$165>RecastWtf bruh fr fr
>>97759047That makes it worse. Also why is it always gingers?>>97759050Are the votans really that interesting that you'd play as them? I don't see the appeal of them desu
>>97759054Do we have measurements on Magnus' dick? Because if so then that's the size he needs.
>>97758993It's Australians who are waking up.
>>97759060Fuck off and die
>>97759067>>97759060So what you guys are telling me is he needs about tree fiddy. Good to know.
>>97759071Fuck off and die
>>97758823>>97759057Mechanicus ogryn is something I didn't know I needed
GOOD MORNING MATES IT'S 8:15AM
Why are Tau resistant to genestealer corruption?
>>97758330Is thete owt orky to watch
I'm thinking 'bout eldar women.
What do you guys use to prime your minis?
>>97759095Regimented society where breeding is syaye controlled and all kids brought up in state creches
>>97759100after trying mr surfacer I'm never going back
>>97759100Primer
>>97759045What's the AL scheme doing on a big daemon engine?
>>97758850>Named characters in particular do not count, it's a void, a nothingburger.(You)
>>97759064it is a GIANT model anon
>>97759100Warhammer™ Colour™ Undercoat Sprays by Games Workshop™
>>97759107Alpha Legion can have a little daemon engine, as a treat.
>>97759083Boy do I have the game for you
>>97759106I have some rust-oleum spray paint primer, grey and black, Is that good?
What's the trick to doing color gradience? I kinda want the plates to look like dragonfly chitin going from green>blue
>>97759120I'd like to finish my 40k projects before going necromunda, because on one hand it seems like a game that doesn't ask many minis, and yet some of the ranges/gangs are giving me such torrid looks
>>97759110>Those fucking bearsOH FUCK YOU PLAY WITH DECALFAG?! !!!PURGE!!!!!!PURGE!!!!!!PURGE!!!
>>97758617Good work however whsts with thr glow? Tjeres no angle for the light to hit some of thosevsurfaves and it ends up looking like makeup
>>97759134Shut up wide load that’s not me
>>97759127Wet blending is the way to do it
>>97759127For me layering works best honestly. Just slowly mix the colors and apply multiple thin layers and you'll get a nice transition. If you're not autistic like me and don't need it as smooth as possible you can wet blend instead but it'll take a bit of practice. Airbrush helps too, obviously.
>>97759095They're already bugmen.
>>97759134look closely at those bears, anon. the decalslopper can't paint even 5% as well as that guy
>>97759134>Decalfah>PlayLMFAOROFL
>>97759166Post your models sleaze
>>97759172Got a game for this weekend loser :)
>>97759121Anybody use these? Is a spray can too much?
>>97759166We've already established he doesn't paint at all. That's why there's no progress on his hellblasters, most likely the guy that was painting for him told him to fuck off. Allegedely because he's just as insufferable irl as he is here.
>>97759134Those bears aren't as overdesigned and busy as the slopper's terrible 3rd party models
>>97759176i did you fucking retard. follow the reply chain pinhead
>>97759181I await an image vs the same ultramarines on your kitchen table again
>>97759107As you ponder this they're taking advantage of the distraction to line your base with remote explosives
>>97759188Sorry its hard to keep track of all the servants of hell we have here.
>>97758308>or I turn you stinkyI don't have Death Guard to post but if I did what was this threat supposed to accomplish?
>>97759191Also your models look like they were used to wipe a clowns ass.
>>97759206In their case the stink is sweet floral soaps
>>97759200Fuck off and die
>>97759207meant for >>97759188
>>97758869>>97759024How would that even work if GW tried it? Would she keep him hidden or as a"pet" would the warp spiders mutiny her ass?
>>97759206Would love for our boys to meet in the middle and go toe to toe.
>>97759247Stop spamming.
Curious how many schizos from here will destroy my main vidya general when Total War 40K releases by going there.
>>97758274>TQMy Eldar have internal politics they deal with along with typical recreational activities.My CSM pray in ponderance of the Gods, commit Warp rituals to maintain Daemonic presences, conduct Cult 'games', and plot heinous acts of evil.My SM don't have downtime. They have jobs they're perpetually tasked with, and don't take breaks.
>>97759263vg is way more schizo than hereksg and gsg are both beyond dire
>>97759262I can have friendly conversations here with people if I want to, now piss off.
>>97759263twg on /vg/ is already a shithole
>>97759247
>>97759284We finally got rid of most of the ratfags tho
>>97759247Stay away from me and my posts decalpedo
WHEN EVERY MANIS TORN APARTBY NIGHTMARESAND BY DREAMSWILL NO ONE LAYTHE LAUREL WREATHWHEN SILENCEDROWNS THE SCREEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why do you find the tan model stands that units always stand on on box art and official photos? The models always come with black stands.
>>97758274Five. Hundred. Lho Sticks
>>97758782Brother Sergeant Phallico and Lieutenant Angelo Fellatus now reporting for the annual Genseed testing.
>>97759303You paint them
>>97759292they were the only good thing left in that generalnow it's just trannies larping
>>97759306Is that a heckin woman smoking a cigarette in HECKIN ASIA? OH MY WONG KAR WAI SCIENCE
>>97759312>t.decalfurry
>>97759303Anon, you can paint the base rims. I do mine grey
>>97759316Would you rather I have used a gif of a chick smoking cigs with her pussy and queefing out smoke
>>97759326I can only get so erect
When is the free WH+ annual model changed, new year?
>>97758854Lhykhis thigh locking a 16 year old Militarum twink's head
>>97759263I'm seriously worried that it's coming to console, they're going to have to simplify the hell out of it. I expected to play it more than DoW4 but now I'm not so sure.
>>97759320decalfag hates skaven because the modelposters who mogged him painted them too
>>97759354Theres like 2-4 people who modelmogg me and none of them are a stinking rat poster.
>>97759360Who
>>97758854young, recently licensed (and blinded) sanctioned psyker gets taken under the wing of a plump, mature eldar warlock (witch? I dunno) who, for reasons related to her premonition powers, decides to teach this monkey boy how to properly manage his warp powers>>97758872slaaneshi pincers typed this post
>>97759360every single person here mogs you
>>97759360>stinking rat posterBut you do dislike Skaven, then.
>>97759368Post your models shit eater
>>97759380>more fecal referencesstinky stinky
>>97759364Im not naming names, Im not that kind of person.
>>97759360Everyone without giant mould lines and massive sprue gates, so 99% of the board, mogs you
>>97759380dude you need to power down everyone's tired of your shit
>>97759380shore
>>97758552>i dont recognize the model but the head reminds me of those entombed saints with gold and jewel encrusted bonesI do love those honestly.The model is a mix of various printed parts and a recast gun,
I THINK AK BRUSHES SUCK
Declsloppy actual has decent minis, let's not lieBut his personality on the other hand...
>>97759402>Declsloppy actual has decent minis, let's not lieLMAO
>>97759395now this brings back memories
>>97759263My best expectation: Halo Wars 3: 40k EditionMy non-best case expectation: The devs behind TW WH 3 make a console RTS. God save us all.
>>97759397Is my jaw supposed to drop? Did you paint this with your so called period blood you blind as a bat scumbag?
>>97759402>has decent minis
>>97759406Yes. He may be a cunt but they are fine. You guys are just posting they're bad to get a rise out of him.
>>97759402his absolute best model is a 4.5 with most of his shit being around a 3.5 to 4
>>97759411
>>97759360every single model posted at the start of this thread mogs yours pretty hard
>>97759418You're a Liar because review anon gave me a 5 and if i recall correctly a couple could reach a 6 with minor correction. The details are hazy.
>>97759411You don't genuinely think these look good do you?>>97759417They're not fine, they're basecoats and stained washes and chalky drybrushing over uncleaned moldlines and sprue gates and gapsnot to mention he doesn't even finish painting them, even his centerpiece models like logan have unpainted details that are easily accessible
>>97759418How tho >>97759411 looks objectively goodYou can seperate the adtist from the art
Asking again, are these good to go or should I get dedicated mini primers? Is that even a thing?
>>97759399I bought 3 of their synthetics and 2 immediately started shedding bristles. Monument ones are much nicer.
>>97759427There is no reason to separate the two as both the art and the artist have zero negative attributes.
>Get back from a week long holiday>Looking forward to getting back to painting>Painting lamp blows up
>>97759432They should be fine, remember to start spraying away from the models and then move the spray over and past themDont just spray onto the model directly
>>97759411This looks like you smeared melted crayons over the model
>>97759432I mean negro I just use the Citadel cans so Idk but the Citadel ones work wonders and never clog, the Army painter brand is a sack of filth from the warp...steer clear.
Make a human x eldar story in one post
>>97759424review anon never gave you a reviewby his metrics you would be a 2.5 since you don't even paint everything and you have chunky flooded paint on your models>>97759427>looks good>drybrushing spilled onto other surfaces>face is just a skintone and wash>no highlighting of any kind anywhere>tubes unpainted>drybrushing is chalky>wash is staining on raised surfaces>base is just thin layer of diarrhea texture paste with zero effort to blend the tactical rock into it
>>97759432The white primer is fine, don't use anything by rustoleum identified as "Paint+Primer" like the black can on the right. That shit will turn your models into detail-less blobs.
>>97759432Test it on some sprue before you use it on your models.Yes dedicated mini primers are a thing, many brands make them.Start and end each spray off of the model.
>>97759432The black is fine. Goes on a bit slimy and takes a while to dry but it's actually my go-to. Never tried their white.
>>97759446Your an evil mutt from some hollow earth crevice, go back to your cave scumbag.
>>97759424I am review anon and I rate you a 3
>>97759462I don't trust you
>>97759432Any cheap generic plastic primer is fine, but quality of surface will vary. Whites usually suck, black and light grey tend to be less chalky and are nicer to paint over. The hobby stuff isn't anything special unless you want a specific colour match.When you find a cheap brand that works, stock up and never look back imho. Autotek grey plastic primer for me here in the UK.
>>97759442Gotcha, how far back should I spray from in your opinion?>>97759444I just have these two on hand so I wanted to know, I’ll keep citadel in mind>>97759447Oh no shit? Thanks for the warning man, I guess I’ll be priming them white. I’m gonna be painting some third party steel legion stand-ins so maybe it’ll make the mustard coats pop
>>97759464I don't really care i just tell it how i see it
>>9775947130cm/ about a foot?
>>97759427>seperate the adtist from the artbut you do not separate yourself from the "art", nor even from your factoins. which is extra strange for a space army game.
>>977594716-9 inches awayget some plastic spoons to test your spray on every priming session, will let you know how the primer is behaving in your ambient conditions
>>97759473Then start finished your carrots retard
Don't have an airbrush and I'm considering just keeping the primer rattlecan as my main layer for a vehicle. Brush painting all those flat surfaces seems like a pain in the ass.
>>97759485Start finished your carrots? What?
>>97759485take a deep breath and try again lmao
>>97759451Okay sounds good, thank you>>97759455Oh okay, the other guy said they can be fucky, I’ll have to try them out and see>>97759465Cool, thank you>>97759474>>97759484Gotcha, thanks for the advice, I’ll be fucking around with it later
>>97759489I never used an airbrush once and has a blast painting my vehicles, you don't need it really.
>>97758854Jain Zar.Specifically voiced by Emma Gregory.While trying to intervene in an Imperium v Necron conflict her ship gets shot out of the sky in low orbit, scattering parts of her armor across the planet. The Guardsman finds her head after his squad gets GAUSS'd and she guides him on a journey to find the other parts of her body via telepathy.Along the way she also teaches him how to fight better, which leads to them having a weird romantic mentor-student connectionEventually, after fighting a Royal Warden, the Guardsman gets all the pieces of Jain and she leads him to a Webway gate that they escape the planet through.End Book 1.
>>97759492>>97759493You know what I meant you cretins
A controversial take I know but I'm not a big fan of the horus heresy or big modern metaplot. I'll be watching videos on various out there topics and some guy or event from the heresy is referenced, or a problem with the imperium is mentioned and then how they're fixing it in the current narrative.I'm not big on it, it's not why I like 40k
>>97759505>incoherent schizo posting>"y-you know understood, shut up"how about you? have you finished your hellblasters yet?
>>97759515Many aren't. For some 40k is a setting and less a story. It doesn't help the narrative is so Imperium focused that anyone wanting anything else is left with Chaos at most.
The new custodes are a clear improvement with the new scaling. They look more heroic and regal and that's the only opinion I have about the new fem custodes kit.
How do I make a colour lighter? Just mix some white into it?
Since becoming a chaos dude has Huron Blackheart with his corsairs ever had a big defeat? I've been watching some in-depth YouTube videos about him and his chaos warband and he's starting to see him a bit Mary Suez who can do anything he goes up against has he ever seriously overstepdog got his butt defeated doing what he should have not done? You starting to see more beatable then Mr Ezekiel in single combat himself.
>>97759531if you are working with red, yes
>>97759531Depends on the colour and what tone you want
>>97759503Kek basedWhat happens in book 2
>>97759540I want silver but a bit lighter
>>97759531Yeah that'll do it. Be careful if you want to use the light shade a lot though, you might end up with different mixes or forget your recipe. It's sometimes worth it to buy a pot in a shade you could make yourself, just for consistency.
What are YOU working on right now, /40kg/?
>>97759530I like the chunky proportions of the left but I agree the new one does look better
>>97759557My knight :)He was christened "Armigger the clown" last thread so that's his name now
>>97759557hellblasters
>>97759445This story, but with segs
How exactly do navigators and the three eyes work?
>>97759545Oh if it's metallics then mixing plain white in might not be the best idea actually. I'd just buy a lighter silver outright.
I'm new to this hobby, I just now finished priming a bunch of Arco-flagellants, I have the default paints from the starter box plus Cadian flesh color, any advice before I start slapping paint on stuff?
>>97759557nothingplayan vidyai will paint a mortifier on wednesday
>>97759536Since becoming a Chaos leader, has Huron Blackheart and his corsairs ever suffered a major defeat? I’ve been watching some in-depth YouTube videos about him and his warband, and he’s starting to come across as a bit of a Mary Sue who can overcome any challenge. Has he ever seriously overstepped and gotten soundly beaten for doing something he shouldn’t have? He’s starting to seem more beatable than even Ezekiel in single combat.
>>97759557
>>97759557BaharrothNo pic as I'm in bed right now and cba to go downstairs
>>97759574Do you know what 'thinning' paints is?
>>97759574Watch some of the duncan rhodes basic tutorials on thinning your paints
>>97759557I was pinning him to the base and fucked up by pushing from the wrong angle.Now it's just grandpa with a walking stick
>>97759557Trying to fix the abomination i created last night
>>97759557Coping with the fact that I will never do a Warmommy Sister of Silence.
I'm very apathetic towards the necrons and haven't looked into anything about them outside of fighting them in my favorite video game Dark Crusade. How different are they in modern times compared to their depiction in said game?
>>97759557Cleanup on my knight army before calling them done
>>97759557painting up a redemptorI hate vehicles so much it's unreal
>>97759432I like rustoleum's (camo line) black matte
>>97759607This is too big a rabbit hole for a single thread.
>>97759557NUFFIN
>>97759541Webway journey.Jain Zar attempts to guide them through the perils of the Webway to find Eldar to be safe with. Along the way they encounter ancient ruins of the Eldar Empire still preserved, and they have to fight and flee from Daemons lurking about then.The Royal Warden from Book 1 returns and uses a Dolmen Gate to chase them, seeking vengeance since during their original conflict the Warden's Overlord was assassinated, leading to the Necron force's defeat.Hot on HIS heels is an Ordo Xenos Inquisitor who found evidence of Jain Zar's ship and tracked the Guardsman into the Webway, seeking to take the Phoenix Lord captive.Both the Warden and the Inquisitor, along with the respective retinues, close in on the Guardsman and corner him when a fight breaks out between them.This is broken up by the arrival of Maugan Ra, who kills the Warden (again) and drives the Inquisitor's forces off.Maugan points them towards a path to a Craftworld (after poking fun at Jain a little) and departs, with Jain and the Guardsman eventually finding the Webway gate out.Book 2 ends with them emerging out of the Webway, right into the middle of Ulthwe.
>>97759602Looks like a greyscale choc chip cookie. >>97759607Different. Opinions vary on the change.
>>97759622
>>97759571Something something Cursed Technique something something Sukuna is Vergil
>>97759607Remember the pariah? Well first off they're gone, no pariahs.Now the necron HQs just speak, they're talking robot skeleton. That's pretty much it.
What faction has changed the most from its original concept in 40k?Votann don't count as Squats
>>97759666Necrons, obviously.
>>97758854No need for romance, just mutual desire to kill Chaos.
>>97759607Instead of being slaves to the ctan, ctan are now sharded pokemon they release to fight, lords have personalities and different dynasties have different goals
>>97759644Sounds good, keep going
>>97759557Warphead and two minderz
>>97759666votann count as squats and didn't actually change much compared to necrons
>>97759107Vashtorr Auto sells em in any color you want.
>>97759666Do we count how small bits of early Imperium were modified over time, how the Primarchs and Horus Heresy weren't as major?
>>97759653Necrons easily
Good night anons
>>97759530Give Ornstein Custodes
>>97759671If you go back as far as rogue trader that's not obvious and probably not correct either
>>97759666Do we count Chaos Androids?
>>97759672I DID IT MY WAY
>>97759703Rogue trader doesn't count because barely anything existed back then.
>>97759557on a break from the marines so I finished the 3rd van ryan leaper, a swarm, and a hill.
>>97759697We need a huge fat custodes shield captain, that there are rumours of being a cannibal
>>97759722>that there are rumours of being a cannibalBut corpse starch is normal
>>97759583>>97759536See 40K Is Chaos lord Huron Blackheart a Mary Sue?>>97759719
>>97759439If you got an ikea nearby. they almost always have TERTIAL in a bin for 20 bucks. Slap a 5000K bulb in it and it works fine.
>>97759411>>97759711>>97759599Great looking models everyone
>>97759730Oh fuck you're right I always thought that was for hive scum but yeah custodes could get some premium corpse starch if he wanted.
>>97759743>everyone
>>97759432The advantage of the dedicated mini primers is more color selection than composition, though Tamiya is excellent.I would advise you seriously think about your color scheme first. If you intend to do a very opaque basecoat in dark colors, black or really any color is fine. if you intend to use light colors, go with white for improved coverage. If the paint for your base layer is translucent and gets tinted by the primer below, question if greyscale is even what you want (for example, many landscape painters opt for umber, sienna, yellow-orchre). I think one of the worst pushed painting advise was inks over zenithal (top down) highlighting of white over black. It killed the chroma in the very translucent ink, revealing the preshade but making the model look dreary and desaturated. Doing it over colored primers would have stopped a lot of bland minis.
>>97759679Third and final book.The Guardsman gets immediately grabbed by Black Guardians for showing up in the middle of Ulthwe using a previously inactive Webway Gate. Jain Zar gets taken away despite protesting, and the Guardians are just about to execute the Guardsman when Eldrad intervenes and saves him. This doesn't exactly make the other Eldar view the Guardsman better, given Eldrad still isn't on good terms with his Craftworld, but it gives them time.Eldrad wants to help Jain Zar due to past debts, and views the Guardsman as the best chance to do so since Ulthwe is in the midst of preparing for war against Chaos forces. Eldrad has foreseen a way out, but Jain Zar's sudden appearance has been interpreted as divine providence to ignore him.The Guardsman then meets the Exarch of Ulthwe's only Banshee shrine, and the two have an awkward bonding moment as the Guardsman has actually spent more time with Jain than the Exarch has.In the meantime the Chaos forces close in on Ulthwe, leading to the Exarch being pushed into donning Jain Zar despite the Guardsman's protests. The now-living Jain Zar grimly dismisses the Guardsman, asking Eldrad to keep him safe as she departs.Just as the conflict between the Eldar and Chaos forces break out, an Imperial fleet headed by the Inquisitor arrives, turning it into a mad brawl in space.Eldrad and the Guardsman sneak off Ulthwe and onto the Imperial flagship, where they manage to find the Inquisitor and Eldrad 'convinces' her to turn the Imperials wholly against the Chaos fleet, allowing Ulthwe to slip away virtually unscathed.They reunite with Jain Zar, who gets a new ship and departs with the Guardsman in tow while Eldrad laughs at Ulthwe's Seer Council.The end, I guess.
>aosg twice as fast as 40kgWhat the fuck happened
>>9775977510/10
>>97759783the discord is still raiding aosg
>>97759783They are literally dying. AoS isn't getting a 5th Edition.
sometimes i watch vtubers react to lore slop
>>97759783Rumors of a soft AoS reboot
>>97759783Desth spiral
>>97759783Credible leaks that GW is going to drag the setting behind the barn and shoot it in the head. They should keep the models, though.
>>97759783This place is the Imperium Palace of this board and is actually getting quite active considering its the end of an edition.
>Lawful Good: >Neutral Good: >Chaotic Good: >Lawful Neutral: >True Neutral: Tyranids>Chaotic Neutral: Orkz>Lawful Evil: Adeptus Custodes, Imperial Guard, Sisters of Battle, Adeptus Mechanicus, Imperial Agents, Leagues of Votann, Tau, Black Templars, Dark Angels, Deathwatch, Grey Knights, Imperial Fists, Iron Hands, Salamanders, Ultramarines>Neutral Evil: Imperial Knights, Thousand Sons, Eldar, Genestealer Cults, Necrons, Blood Angels, Raven Guard, White Scars>Chaotic Evil: Chaos Daemons, Chaos Knights, Chaos Space Marines, Death Guard, Emperor's Children, Red Corsairs, World Eaters, Dark Eldar, Space Wolves
>>97759792>>97759796>>97759802>soft reboot>dyingyou retards didn't even read the leak lmao
Hellblasters?
>>97759783Rumors of some wild narrative shit they would never try in 40k. Imagine if credible leakers who had leaked things that turned out to be right before came and said in 11th edition they're killing the Emperor, and splitting humanity in half between Ecclesiarchy Chuds who want to Make the Galaxy Great Again, and gay space communist imperial guard. And every faction is moving into the Eldar Webway now.
>>97758315traitor DA?
>>97759829edge highlighting between shitpostsi'm actually going to finish this projected before him lmao
>>97759819If they try what was in the leak AoS WILL die.
>>97759557Homebrew Space Marine Chapter I posted about in the last thread. Got a pretty unanimous shrug of 'more detail needed to judge' so I'm actually working on it for a bit.
>>97759842Sure and then all those total war players will finally start getting into tow, right? lmao
>>97759847Tell me more, what legion are they a successor chapter of? Why do they exist and what do they do? That's all you really need.
>>97759760Oh that’s a lot to consider, I was just hoping to have like a couple primers. My models are gonna mostly be mustard yellow and grey
>>97759851ToW's also on the chopping block, moron.
>>97759866This is a level of desperate shitposting we haven't had in a while
>>97759847i didn't read it, but no one is going to have a ground breaking homebrew. just make sure (you) like /yourdudes/
>>97759866Yeah, yeah. How about you go finish that TWW campaign instead of shitposting here?
>>97759837No, a homebrewed IF successors chapter that the Inquisition occasionally uses for petty vengeance. IIRC inquisitors have a habit of getting killed around the Space Wolves. The chapter master and all the captains love to fight other space marines, so they'll jump at the chance to do so with impunity.
>>97759783>NipponMe lacking any meme reaction pictures for my degree of laughter.
>>97759855Well the basic idea was that their geneseed flaw is some kind of gigantism. So they're just way bigger than a space marine is supposed to be.So the thing that makes them unique is the logistical challenges involved with that: They can't really field scouts or Jump Packs, They have a much more limited range for vehicle options, etc.But that's like 90% of what I've got for them so far. I'm leaning towards either Imperial fists successors or just 'unknown'. Probably a cursed founding chapter because they're all fucked up in some way.My main concern is that the idea of a chapter of Space Marines that tower over regular Astartes like they're half Orgryn is funny, but I don't know if I can stretch the joke/idea far enough to keep it interesting.
From what I've seen on youtube of the hammer and bolter clips, why is everything so underproduced? I understand the animation looking a bit cheap, but my god add some base to the voices or something.
>>97759906Streaming is the future But we don't want to invest too much Please enjoy your janky Metalocalypse animations
I think I will paint an Ork tonight
>>97759901How big are they?
>>97759775>They reunite with Jain Zar, who gets a new ship and departs with the Guardsman in towAnd then they have sex, right?
>>97759895I thought they were just raptors, neat.
>>97759899what, they going to make the japs nuke the world? i didn't look anything up.
>>97759946Supposedly Archaon and Skaven destroyed the setting again and the AoS reboot is adding Nippon as a faction along with Cathay and Brets.
>>97759944I like raptors and their aesthetic, and if I was forced to paint up an existing chapter they'd be one of my first five picks, but there's a certain degree of showiness that space marines should have and Raptors lack.
>>97759895Enjoy getting molested in the warp
>>97759936Normal Astartes are generally in the 7-8 foot tall range. These guys are probably gonna be somewhere in 10-12 foot tall, so about half again the height and about 3 times the overall mass.
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>>97759946The leak had>NipponAmong them. That's some extreme meme shit. Not just 3 more human factions but a faction that had nothing outside the earliest of WHFB. They have 0 presence anywhere and would even theoretically alienate playees depending on country. This makes Chaos Androids returning seem less absurd. If GW actually does that then they're a new level of retarded I never expected.
>>97759953>>97759979could be dumber, but that's pretty fucking bad and sad. sadbad
>>97759968>impotent copeLmao this dude eats alone while shitposting at work lunches
>>97759957Adding to this, one of my earliest space marine schemes that I tried out was quartered grey-and-olive with (poorly-painted) camouflage stripes.>>97759968This is the eighth time you've attempted this cope. I'm just going to copy and paste a previous response:... it's clear you're too retarded to absorb any information counter to your fantasies, but here goes:>suit is not empty, there is a space wolf inside with bloody stumps for his left hand and right arm>even if the suit was empty no chapter is going to waste a terminator suit in a trap, no matter how braindead shitwolves are>crunchwise the explosive used would likely be a haywire mine, which would not fit inside a terminator suit>even if it could fit inside a terminator suit it would have to blast its way through two suits of terminator armor, one of which is equipped with an iron halo>crunchwise the haywire mine will deal d3 mortal wounds to infantry 83% of the time, meaning that on average said trap will take away less than a third of the chapter master's woundsAnd as a bonus:>the chapter master is attached to a squad of terminator bodyguardsNow clean up your dusty-ass, mouldline-wracked hellblasters.
>>97759968>How Wolves Cope: A space marine story
If this post gets quads I'll buy more SW for basing corpses.
>>97760005Haha suck it bitch!!
>>97759968>wishing strange punishments upon othershmmm. mhmmm. yes, i see.so was it your father that molested you as a child, or your mother?
>>97760005You should do it anyway, but buy them off ebay so you don’t contribute to Gaped Wolf sales for GW.
>>97759979>a faction that had nothing outside the earliest of WHFBThey're a bit more detailed in Warhammer Fantasy RP but even that isn't much beyond "There be Japs here, some of them trade with the Empire" I think there was also a point where Clan Eshin was taught how to be Ninjas from Nippon? Which is weird that Skaven would learn anything from humans but whatever.
>>97759557Almost done with my Collage entry. Just waiting on some 'ardcoat to arrive to gloss up his blood tanks on his back.
>>97759979I hate to say it, but Anime's more popular than ever. I could see some suit at GW looking to increase profit saying something like 'Hey, don't we have a not-Japan in our Warhammer lore? Could we hook the weebs if we added a model line that's just FUCKED with Katanas?'
>>97760008You do realize that not only do I still have more wolf guard terminators, but that not getting quads doesn't bar me from buying more SW for basing corpses, right?>>97760015I probably will do it anyway, but after my finishing my chapter master and the model of Lhykhis telefragging a space wolf (>>97759024), I'll probably go all-in on building and painting batches of necrons.
>>97760028Also I now need to reattach his Icon of Khorne because I had to choose between catching the ~$5 miniature or the $500 DSLR immediately after taking that pic.
Skaven in 40k!
>>97760045good luck, had the same issue with my collage entry.
>>97760034Anime is one thing but historical Japan and especially a GW take unlikely. And anime has been heated before. Japan used to be heated enough for Nippon to start before their Housing Bubble Burst. Heck, Japan does Chinese history and legends like Son Wukong/Goku and even One Piece has Sengoku and Kaido be a Buddha and Blue Dragon out of the 4 Chinese gods. Might as well do a faction based on Chink gacha because Japan's failing economy consumes that a lot.
>>97760047We color-painted the warp crystals with RADIUM yes-yes!To give real-authentic glow-shine!
>>97760038All it will show is that you have a possessed obsessive mind and need psychiatric help.
>>97760028He's a big guy.>>97760045I had that happen with my chapter master's power sword today. Pain in the ass getting the position and angle perfect again.
>>97759793Which ones?
>>97760047
>>97760045>>97760028>$500 camera>can't take pictures in focus
>>97760053cathay exists
>>97760047>>97760055>>97760063samefag
Did someone say Naruto vs Sasuke? I would sooner give pic my money than buy any Nippon. It's not even because it's Japanese, it's because it's a joke background human faction with less than Araby and Ind.
>>97760056You compulsively seethe in this thread during work lunches and throw temper tantrums whenever someone talks down on a 40k subfaction. You calling anyone obsessive is richer than Jeff Bezos.
>>97760074>Did someone say Naruto vs Sasuke?
>>97760068Sadly that abomination exists,yes.
>he’s posting his cartoons nobody like again
>>97760068>mfw I still don't know how to counter Virtuosa and Juren because I haven't seen playing much when they launched
>>97760053See my thought process is that GW is split between the creatives who actually do work and the suits who make decisions.I could see a Suit thinking 'Anime big, me like money, we do Japan coded faction now' and just handing the marching orders over without giving the how or why any real thought.>>97760073Nope, I'm only one of those people.I find it hilarious that I've never been rightfully accused of same-fagging. Have I in the past? Sure. But I've only been incorrectly called out.
>>97760068Cathay is closer to Wuxia (not that I've read any wuxia lmao), he's talking about anime inspired games like Genshin >dude gnosticism lmao
>>97759100gay and aids
sir's this is /40kg/, not /aosg/ nor /wfg/
>>97760083kek imagine being him
>>97760047MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>97760100I like them :) also>so mad he replies indirectlylmao
>>97760113The fuck is this, have you Americans even been to Alice Springs?
>>97760108If so then they should double down on Tau. Or make Cathay into a gacha. Not sure how Brets, who were always overshadowed by Empire and far from universal best sellers, fall into it.
>>97760109It’s dongua not wuxia you fucking retard. And Cathay in its execution is just imperium lite but fucking boring.
>>97760112Okay, let'a go back to talking about Human on Eldae romance.
>>97760113What is funny about that post you freak?
>>97760100i like them, he even made one of me that was pretty funny :D
>>97760100B E W A R EEWARE
>>97758308here some dolls
How long do unsealed paints stay good? Should I buy a bunch which were purchased during COVID lockdowns?
>>97760121They’re going to make knights (but potentially not as dogshit as Bret’s) in Aos allegedly.
>>97760083
>>97760120it's a restaurant mocking your country
>>97760135Yes
>>97760124>it's x not y arr rook same
>>97760120No and if I want a steak or chicken I cook it myself so idk what they cook
>>97760128It's funny that you don't have any coworkers to talk to during your lunch break and spend it shitposting on 4chan instead LMAO
>>97760127Sounds good, but also blueberries too
Given that I got into 40k back in the day because of the Space Wolves novels with Ragnar, it's been kinda awkward watching one retard spreg so hard that my favorite Chapter seems to have become /tg/'s most hated anything.
>he can be ur angle or ur debil
*farts*
>>97760144But thats not true we were all eating and I had my phone open and clicked update and made a comment you lunatic
GW needs to make some more creative not god aligned deamon designs
>>97760128Your pathetic social ineptitude, mainly.
>>97760155I am happy there is new Castlevania.
>>97760120It's just a chain-restaruant that was made years ago to capitalise on corocdile dundee, none of the creators had actually gone to australia so they just just looked at a map and made shit up.They actually trie opening locations in Oz, but they failed spectacually, like star bucks, since it was overpriced and couldn't compete with RSL, Surf clubs, or even bowlsclubs.
>>97760149For what it's worth, I do almost like the new models. But the first problem is that I think they just have shitty fluff and wolf theme that gets plastered into every crevice.
I wish there were more Chaos factions than CSM, Chaos Knights, and daemons, but I don't know what else I'd add besides "Guard but evil" and "Admech but evil." Maybe a xenos race that's just entirely Chaos or something.
>>97760161
warhammer sisters?
>>97760149I can separate the woofs from the retards that like themThey're still just whatever, definitely like them more than some factions that are just flavorless
Chaos would be far better it had more inter-god variety or different forms of the same Chaos God minion.Take Destined Death. We have anywhere from the Godskins and Gloam Eyed Queen, to the skeletons and everything that came from Godwyn, Malekith sealing it away, etc. Or the Dark Moon we have Ranni and Raya Lucaria, the underground cities, the starbeasts and Radahn gravity sorcery, etc. They all came from the same source but diverge in everything from where specifically to individual characteristics. In Warhammer, we rarely have anything close. If it's from Khorne, you can bet it'll be some red guy with brass and blood. That's not saying nothing should have their patron god's ID tag but that we rarely have truly divergent different things from the same source.In a way, it's like if we had a Khorne Xenos race that behaves like Mohg's minions. The Chaos Gods are, weirdly, very uniform. I know there's the IRL logistics of making models and stuff but across an entire galaxy and many in-universe interpretations of the Emperor, we almost always see a similar representation for Chaos guys.
>>97760177at least keep your shitposting contained in aosg, tourist
>>97760177Black Templars certainly have the mental capacity of twelve year olds so it fits
>>97760148What's the story with these tau twins?
>>97760177Dang, they're an older audience than Stillman's bretonnians
>>97760188one has a penis
>>97760188>What's the storyI have sex with both of them.
>>97760179>The Chaos Gods are, weirdly, very uniformBecause every god needs battleline, chaff, and elites. This is a fucking tabletop game bruh, of course it's gonna be uniform.
>>97760179
>>97760141You sure? I know golds and metallics dry easily and get clumpy
>>97760179>fromsoft faggotrydidn't read, go back to /v/
>>97760144I used to do that too except I would just work for 7.5 hours and then leave to avoid rush hour. Then I quit because the HR lady (who did literally nothing but monitor teams btw) kept sending me bitchy teams messages about how I have to stay for the whole hour even if it was at the end of the day because of their spyware and I was like "half of that hour is unpaid fuck you I'm going home".
>>97760179>the starbeasts and Radahn gravity sorcery,We already have Magnus. He's also a failure at everything.
>>97760160>browsing 4chan in plain view of other peopleyeah you would do shit like that you mentally stunted redditor
>>97760220He burned Fenris pretty well, now space wolves have to recruit from the DEI planets
>>97760227He's lying about the "sitting with other people" detail.
>>97760228I thought all the black people were Fenrisians.
>>97760228fenrisians were always black.
>>97760175Having a class/caste of generic undivided daemon solider with heavy plate armour would be cool >>97760179WG and codexes talk about different aspects of the gods, like the daemon spiders of khorne, they've made room to have different types of stuff for the gods but havent turned that into models and thus isnt in the fluff
>>97759420>>97759426>>97759443post your models so we can judge them you freaks
>>97760149Common internet problem. No half measures allowed, if you don't like something about someone, they become the devil incarnate and all the things they like or believe become heresy. Happens everywhere all the time, it is what it is.
>>97760242they are, it's were the asians are coming from.
>>97760252What moron at GW had the bright idea to pair Asians with dogs
>>97760250>No half measures allowed
>>97760200BumbI can't physically inspect them but I'm 99% sure seals are intact.
>>97760256Would you prefer your White Scars Slavic?
>>97760149We're only doing it to annoy decalfag, I don't actually hate any army. Except knights. Knights are gay.
>>97760235Yes I am this pariah persona that you have created here through your schizo antics that nobody even believes here you sadistic creep.
>>97760195>>97760196
>>97760266>he gaslights himself into thinking not everyone here hates himhilarious but also pretty sad
What's a cooler "not a playable unit" model?>necron court assassin, wielding a synaptic disintegrator and bedecked with trophies from kills>chaos space marines trapper, stuffing explosives into a disassembled suit of loyalist terminator armor>>97760266Given your ban history you are in fact an outcast.
>>97760149Stop being such a wet pussy and rep for your faction you yellow bellied scum reaper.
>>97760280>rep for your faction
>>97760266I’d put money on it that you were only at that lunch because they were required by HR to include you.
>>97760266>has to ban evade on an anonymous mongolian pottery site>to post fake games>in order to lie about having friends>to said anonymous mongolians who already stated they hate you>not a "pariah"
>>97760280>decalfag once again berating any and all space wolves collectors despite (or because of) he himself being a space wolves collector
>>97760283True fans take pride in their factions, i’d hate to have you on my side you weak willed faggot.
>>97760280>rep for your factionwe play with toys bruh
>>97760179The "Chaos Gods are, weirdly, very uniform" has to be addressed at the Chaos God/Daemon level and not just expressed through mortals or xenos worshippers. Because for all those diverse cults working towards their apocalyptic goal, they're still gonna summon the same red guys with brass & blood.So variety and liveblood should be injected into Daemons & Gods themselves, not some chaos xenos or weird offbeat cults. Remember those cool weird cults from AoS like the snake dudes? Or the raven guys? Or the stilt-walkers? They're all gonna be summoning the same Daemon guys, which is a bad thing.We have to fix Daemons first because we can't just can the entire decades of Chaos Daemon/God art, we can only diversify and expand on it. And honestly making Daemons less human-like would be a good first step because there sure are a lot of aliens that are more alien-looking than Daemons, which really undermines the Daemonwank fluff of how they're supposed to be so weird & unreal. Or just ease on that sorta fluff too and canonize that Daemons are more humanlike due to humans being so widespread, that kind of works.
>>97760259My oldest paints are 30 years old.
>>97760294actual autism, please don't post here without your wranglers supervision
>>97760179AoS has some. Besides being a big guy on a cranial chair Khorne is also identified by various peoples as the Brass Belladonna, Kharneth the Axe Father, the Blood Kraken, the clockwork canine known as the Red Hound that drips blood and tears time, Kalkor the Red Scorpion, Kursk the Raging Hound, the Blood Crow, Arkhar the First Betrayer, the Godeater, the red daemon Oxhead worshiped by beastmen, the pig-faced King Cleaver venerated by butchers, the Red Ruin, the sharklike Khar-Khaarnadon that rises from depths when fresh gore is spilled in the ocean, and the Ice Reaver whose worshipers carry harpoons made of frozen blood.There are a lot of different conceptions of what Khorne is about and how he should be worshiped. I mean in pic related they apparently figured out that a spider could work because its motif incorporates Khorne's holy number 8. You don't have to play it straight every single time.
>>97760294it's a fucking franchise for plastic soldier men
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>>97759557>>97758308Still need to paint the crew & base
>>97760294You definitely would throw tantrums when your guys get killed if you actually played the game lmfao
>>97760171An idea I had was that Chaos Androids had an empire in the Eye of Terror before the traitor legions and their armies of mortals and dark mech came and supplemented them. Them being exiled to the Eye was a historical parallel to the chaos androids being exiled there by DAOT man or somethingSouless AI machines that through their logic paradigms worshipped the gods in the warp. Having no souls their whole society was based around capturing mortals/souled beings and torturing them and sacrificing them to placate the gods.Souless chaos worshippers is a big difference from the standard 'imperium X group but with spikes'
>>97760312I've never played aos but>They decide to throw this away for NIPPON
behold, it is i, the sexiest primarch
Why did GW abandon SoB lineup
>>97760339what do you mean?
>>97760312That'd be an idea. Just like how Darkest Dungeon did mosquito vampires, why not a Khrone army with a vampire spider theme?
>>97760335Prettiest, yes. Sexiest? Vulcan is right there my dude. If I'm going to be a faggot, I'm going it properly and getting railed by the ripped black one who will lovingly cuddle me afterwards as I sleep of the fuck-drunk goofyness.
>>97760341No new additions in years
>>97760335He's so slay
>>97760351
>>97760312That is a list of really cool shit> the pig-faced King Cleaver venerated by butchersReminds me of the pig human hybrid monsters from darkest dungeon (Their kings design being a pig themed Great unclean one so the inspiration comes full circle I guess)The Collector, pic related, is how I picture independent daemons. Very different looking for the gods daemons, but with their own clear design (king in yellow combined with Micolash/ School of Mensis scholars from Bloodborne)
>>97760354retard
>>97760359why do you keep posting this annoying faggot kid
>>97760366he's lusting after him
>>97760366it's basically avatarfagging at this point and that's against the rules
>>97760351straightest post in the thread
>>97760366>>97760368>>97760371
>>97760335that's not Sanguinius though
>>97760360
>>97760335He's sexy in the same way that aislop pinups are. His proportions are perfect, his skin is flawless, his physique is immaculate, but all of that precision aesthetic shaping makes him unsettling to behold and de-humanizing.
>>97760377yeah you have his personally we know
>mfw sigmarines aren't astartes>they're literal thunder warriors
>>97760394nah that's sanguinius you're describing. fulgrim is peak human beauty and is sexy for it while sanguinius is too beautiful and makes you feel impure for looking at him.
>>97760406What a feminine thing to say
>>977603632023 was 3 years ago
>>97760416you're literally trans
>>97760422You are too stupid to be left alive
>>97760351lorgar was canonically a prettier twink
>>97760427What? Have you lost your mind?
>>97760416>being insecure about your masculinity on an anime websitehow them hellblasters coming along? moldlines gone yet? it's the 23rth
>>97760432don't matter how pretty he is without some flowing locks
>>97758315BASEDASED
>>97760436you're the one who lives in an asylum breh
>>97760447Don’t samefag your own garbage
>>97760454funny cope
>>97760454
>>97760220
>>97760462I've always wondered what the fuck those special symbols on /tg/s spoiler image mean.
>>97760480Hella good bait
>>97760480you mean the different faces of a die?
>>97760363Interesting you cut off 8th edition.
>>97760373Look, I ain't gay. But let's get our priorities straight:Fulgrim: Meth addict with Daddy Issues.The Lion: Somehow a worse conversationalist than Perterabo.Russ: Deranged Egotist who only learned the art of self-reflection after the Emperor died.Magnus: NEVER learned the art of Self Reflection.Konrad: Serial Killer disguised as Goth 'I can fix him bait'.Corax: Emo fuck-up.Ferrus: Angry fuck-up.Angron: No personality outside misplaced anger.Horus: Daddy issues.Perterabo: Weaponized Autism beyond even 4chan's ability to comprehend.Khan: Too busy being a biker-dude.Alpharious: Too busy pretending to be Omegon.Omegon: Too busy pretending to be Alpharious.Mortation: Has Cooties.Dorn: Impossible to seduce away from his Legos.Gulliman: Too desperate for Eldar pussy to consider batting for the original 'other team'.Honestly, Sang is the only other one worth considering, and as fabulous as Hawk-Boy is, he poses the highest risk of me getting eaten like a praying mantis when he fucking pops off.Vulcan would keep you, if anything, too warm at night.
>>97760480mtg element symbols
>smartest ebay seller
>>97760498why would you lie on the internet, anon?
>>97760497You forgot Lorgar.
>>97760503that's literally what it is, look it up
>>97760507And?
>>97760515>literallyanon, just stop.
>>97760494retard
>>97760523wtf are you talking about
>>97760502lol, I expected it to be "rare out of print Archon sculpt" and be the old plastic one they just replaced but this is even better
Just finished to read Corax and now I want to make some Black Guard unit.... Any kit recommendation? First I was thinking on just making an intercessors kill team but i'm open to other kids suggestionsI was thinking also to get a techpriest (to make Master of the Forge Germanicus) and a Firestrike Servo-torreta tho
>>97760053>Might as well do a faction based on Chink gachaThe sad part is I have more faith in Chink gacha pulling a more unique or interesiting>not!real-life countryfaction than Games Workshop. I fully expect a Nippon from them to be boring or so bog-standard Japan, even shallowly Japan, that it makes Bretonnia's Arthurian overdose look original.
>>97760535get some space marines, brosimple
Are Eldar ticklish?
>>97760502if dark eldar models were worth anything you could probably buy this and then demand a refund because it's the wrong product
>>97760549Go beat off and come back
>>97760549Their ears are erogenous zones according to Xenology
As promisd i took pics of my games today so here is the battle report ! Game 1 was king of the coliseum (2 500pt infantry armies)I went against chaos daemons and got demolished, they kept making those annoying invuln saves, around turn 4 o got tabled by the nurgle daemon :(
>>97760503I my be mistaken, but the spoiler images are a set of 2-3 and may not display the same one for every user.
>>97760497>he poses the highest risk of me getting eaten like a praying mantis when he fucking pops off.would still be worth it
>>97760567>using AI take a hint, and stop
>>97760480>/tg/ posters when faced with one of the most popular tabletop games of all time
>>97760549Come back and beat off.
>>97760576meant for >>97760572
>>97760579anon...
>>97760581Oh, I see. My mistake for thinking you might by chance be someone other than an NPC whose only purpose is scraping (You)s on fucking 4chan.
Sometimes the spoiler shows a D6, sometimes it shows that MTG thing.
>>97760596you imply i'm doing something uncouth, yet you are giving me what you think i want.curious. are you okay?
>>97760608It's always been MTG for me you gaslighting Eldar son of a bitch
>>97760617Gaslighting isn't real.
>>97760617refresh the page a few times you fucking idiot
>>97760623>refresh the pageWhat next, you going to tell me to noko the thread before people start puddiposting and it's caturday? Is EFG going to show up next?Fucking refresh the page, get a load of this guy
>>97760626I don't know wtf you're talking about
>>97760622>Gaslighting isn't real.incorrect, I have one in my house
I'm raping you all to death right now
>>97760636is it rape if decalfag wants it?
>>97760628Newfags get the fuck outThreads closed due to AIDS
>>97760195>>97760270Futas are trash, I don't want to fuck one. Make it a trap and then we'll talk.
fresh bread baked. migrate>>97760651>>97760651>>97760651
>>97760634wasn't as funny the second time?
>>97760636I needed to be fucked by something other than my life.
>>97760636https://files.catbox.moe/3cg214.webp
>>97760639you're such a pathetic freak anon
>>97760674don't worry, no one would.too stinky
>>97760654I thought that was the implication, futas are hot though
Are the Dark Eldar supposed to be closer to the original pre-Slaanesh Eldar than the Aeldari?
>>97760083The pfp is a reference to >>97703993, right?
>>97760704The Drukhari are Aeldari. Asuryani are the Craftworlders, and yes they are less like pre-fall Eldar because they were isolated on their ships for long voyages, returning to find things more and more fucked up each time.
>>97758604Profit
>>97759045Why is GW pushing a new mini so it will be sold? Is that what your asking?
