Pit Stop Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ruhttps://40k.gallery/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile.io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega.nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to Make Wargames Terrain (2e 2003)https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Inferno! Magazine complete collection (1997-2004)https://archive.org/download/Inferno30/Inferno30_archive.torrent>Warhammer Monthly complete collection (1989-2004)https://archive.org/download/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary_archive.torrent>Games Workshop/Citadel Miniatures painting guides (1989-2016)https://archive.org/download/games-workshop-painting-guides/games-workshop-painting-guides_archive.torrent>Previous Thread:>>97765313>TQWhat is your favorite vehicle in the 40k universe? Any faction, any type of vehicle, from the humble Speed Freeks Boyz Bike to Guard tanks to Titans to the fleets of Gothic. Playable on tabletop or otherwise.
For me it's the Doomstalker, but I wish it was a tripod so I could do WotW shit with it
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
At what point was it clear that Poorhammer are in GWs pocket?
>>97768345Is it strange that I find Daubeny more enjoyable than most of the Primarchs as characters?
>>97768354Of all insults, I don't think you can call any of us blowing $65 on tiny bits of worthless plastic "poor". 'Financially Retarded' maybe, but not 'poor'.
>>97768364I mean the youtube channel
>think about sorting my bits boxes>end up dropping my boxes and spilling their contents all over the floorNo time like the present I guess>TQProbably the Land Raider, I think they’re neat
>>97768333
Wish GW would make more use of the dark tongue/ true speech/ chaos runes as a complete language in 40k. Fantasy had it but it doesn't seem like that language has full transferred to 40k proper
>>97768366Admittedly I'm ignorant of it
>>97768392Id play the fuck out of a 40k "kart" racer
>>97768333My favourite vehicle is the humble ork truk
>>97768438>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2078450/Warhammer_40000_Speed_Freeks/
>>97768392Why do more recent ork models look like 3rd party knockoffs. Like something about them just doesn't look right for official Warhammer orks but I can't exactly articulate it.
>>97768438there’s >>97768482 but temper your expectations because its pretty much shovelware. theres only one gamemode which is where you escort a stompa and try to sabotage the enemy stompa. it’s still fun for the novelty of riding in a shokkjump dragsta or looted wagon of course, but its far from any kind of ork mario kart.
>>97768492its the paintjobits always the paintjob
>>97768333Is it any good? Anyone played it?
>>97768527>>>>wow, 4 strikes on a single cover
Aaoooooo brothershttps://corruchart.com/
Red Corsairs or Chosen?>3 wound models on 40mm bases
>>97768527I was never all that much into pic fashion. Could a Sigmar Jorm be made?
>>97768527Based on the characters on there, I wont
>>97768601WAT DIs?
>>97768333>TQThe Dais of DestructionAnd to a lesser extent all the other DEldar boats. I just love how each one is a little diorama that can be customized in lots of different ways.
>>97768651Context?
>>97768668If that boat is yours it's dope as hell
>Loyal primarchs... assemble!
>>97768686cringe
KINDKOLOSSALKUSTODESKNOCKERS
>>97767676To the guy in the last thread, most of the slaves were sourced from this sellerhttps://www.ebay.com/str/manufakturaminiaturesThere are rather limited options for male slaves but they have a good variety of female ones
>>97768333>What is your favorite vehicle in the 40k universe?Battlewagonsthough I'm also a big fan of Predators and Maulerfiends
>>97768686You're going to live to see the Primarchs become marvel superheroes a decade after marvel slop stopped being popular. Using the powers of teamwork and friendship to defeat eldtrich monsters Replace the Eldrazi titans with Vashtorr and Abaddon
>>97768674Looks like someone took an ad for a fast food chain and asked AI to warhammify it
>>97768714This is what happened to MtG and I have no idea why companies are obsessed with making everything Marvel
>>97768714Can we be Justice League instead? With Martian Manhunter?
>>97768714Out of nowhere I'm reminded of the time Yugioh blended Wizard of Oz and Star Wars. And somehow it worked. I legit trust them with making up more interesting armies than GW if >Not Cathay>Not Brets>Not Nipponis anything they plan on doing for any game.
>>97768709This must be an absolute cunt to move around in 10e
>>97768726Yes I wonder why...
>>97768686kek
>>97768750sometimes all a big model needs to do is aura farm
>>97768796>being that close to all of those fusion blasterswake me up (wake me up inside)i like the mosaic style objective markers though
Imperial Fists Primaris Heavy Intercessors :D
I like orks :D
>>97768832>>97768836:DDDDDD
>>97768836how are those kommandos coming along? i still gotta finish mine
>>97768690>cringeand with great honor.
>>97768844all done, and I’m very happy about them. now I just gotta work on the collage mini. >still gotta finish my kommandosas in WIP or you haven’t started yet? definitely post it if its the former.
>>97768860KRABOUILLATOR
>>97768350I hate bae
Why do people ALWAYS paint their orks green?
>>97768714>You're going to live to see the Primarchs become marvel superheroes a decade after marvel slop stopped being popularImplying BL hasn't already been doing that for over a decade
>>97768872
you VILL paint orks greenyou VILL paint flesh in flesh tonesyou VILL NOT do anything different to 'eavy metal
>>97768698Are there any good torsos with boobs ana abs? Need some for my lads
>>97768881Jack off before posting
>>97768869everyone does
>>97768872because they have green skin? what sort of fucking question is this. in saying that there is an ork player here who paints all of his skin brown and every time someone points out that it looks like iron horde he recoils and goes IVE NEVER PLAYED WOW IN MY LIFE I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT REEE
>>97768872They look bad in other colors.
>>97768886I don't know man, it's all just getting to meAll orks are green, all humans are white, all necrons are bronze etc
>>97768880lets see your non-green orks then you shitposter you
>>97768872that's like THE warhammer thing, it'd be easier to find a white or asian-yellow salamander than non-green ork, ofc you can paint them however you want but there is certain buy in for orks
>>97768869She's such a basic bitch, I can't understand simping for her out of all holowhores
>>97768893Let's see Paul Allens orks
>>97768518>>97768492It's their tiny heads and hands. They are fucking awful compared to classic Brian Nelson Orks. It's why I dumped GW. They fucked up the scale.
>>97768674Faggotry (you). If you look at that cover and think Warhammer you are either retarded, a faggot or brown. Either way you're not welcome.
>>97768527ask in 40krpg, but from me i don't like the c7 engine of 3 stats since it's too simple for my tastes. Play deathwatch or dark heresy
>>97768893
>>97768927little imp fuck
>>97768932#Helluvaboss
I like grey orks. But I also like the dark forest green orks and olive green orks.
>>97768897I hate all holowhores, especially suisei for being in forbs 30 under 30
>>97768881Jack off while posting.
>>97768987I'm at work
>>97768897>>97768983Warhammer 40k
Armies should have a limit of 1 named character
>>9776839340k isn't abou daemons it's about complaining that your dad told you to stop being a faggot in front of your friends.
>>97768997Custodes have 3
>>97768686there's one guy there who shouldn't be there except for reddit memes.
>>97768737I hope we get something more creative than>Fantasy Cathay (that we've already seen in TWW3)>Fantasy knights>Fantasy JapsSomething new, a new interesting race or twist on old fantasy races/monsters.The only ones doing it well these days is From Software. Regardless I look forward to getting more dragons, the AoS ones have furry/scalie face that I don't like.
>>97768714>You're going to live to see the Primarchs become marvel superheroes a decade after marvel slop stopped being popular.People still fuck with superheroes, just not Marvel.
>>97769016Best I can do is a differently coloured space marine
>>97768983Just put the fries in the bag, bro
Where can I pirate all the Warhammer+ animated series from?
>>97768997Named characters shouldn't have points at all.
>>97769028Pirating websites have them im sure. You know websites where you can COUGH watchseries COUGH ahem, im sure such a place would have a server, where its VidEasy to watch the new Adepta Sororitas: Penitence show
>>97769028I'm fairly sure they're all on youtube
What are speed paints?
>>97769060Very thin paints that seep into the recesses. The same as contrast paints, just made by a different company.
>>97769060The red ones.
What are paints?
What is love?
>>97769067tasty snack
>>97769069>>97769070
>>97769026I'm a food safety inspector
>>97768589>Black>Asian>WomanIs the 4th one the sidecut on the skitarii?
>>97769087Primaris marine
>>97768872When I get around to my next squad of boyz I was gonna paint 10 of them red and 10 of them blue
>>97769069>>97769070baby don't hurt me
>>97769083a food safety inspector who gets angry at anime girls? doubt it
>TQMy kitbashed mekrig technically it's a monster now
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97769119NTA but>anime girlsyou mean anime avatars created specifically to rip off lonely men
>>97768860These are the only ones I got close to finishing, fuck knows how long they have been gathering dust for. I wanted to play in a tourney next month but that would involve me finishing these guys as well as building and painting ghazOh and an obligatory :D
>>97769150>created specifically to rip off lonely menayy lmao nigga just walk away from the screen
I need a plastic SquiggothI need Looted TanksPlease
>>97769165I don't watch them because I'm not a fucking idiot but the retards that do can't seem to keep this garbage in its containment board
>>97768737>>97769016It feels weird saying this, but I trust Chink gacha games to do a better take on a historical or mythological setting than GW. That's just how low my expectations are for GW. I especially don't want either ToW nor AoS to become another humanfest the way 40k has so much Imperium. There are many editions of WHFB where Elven armies were more popular than any human faction except maybe Warriors of Chaos, and I say maybe. I've been to many past /40kg/ threads where anons have expressed envy at AoS Elves or Undead getting attention their Eldar or Necron army wasn't getting. So it's not just expecting they'd do bad, it's that even if they do good I'm not looking forward to a fantasy human history version of >>97769021
>>97769173You're free to make the latter yourself. A plastic squiggoth would be great though
>>97768354The constant primaris simping from the start wasn't obvious enough to you?>old stuff bad>new stuff good
>>97769173i will suck dick for a plastic warhound titan
>>97769220>old stuff bad>new stuff goodWhat are some legitimate examples of old being good and new being bad in 40k?
>>97769255Based
>>97769266damn those colours look good
>>97769194That's an excellent point. My hopium is that after all the big space marine releases this edition, Space wolves, ultras and all four traitor legions finally being released GW now has room to explore non space marines.We'll get a grey knight refresh and maybe expansion but there's just no real space marine units left to refresh or create now. So more xenos armies cant get attention and whatever new faction they're gonna introduce. Maybe dark mech, pic relatedOn top of the HH space marine releases which is also very full now, what else is there to do? Expand a few other chapters with new units, Salamanders, reddit favourites like the space sharks?
>>97769260>inb4 some asshole 'um I like da new one *farts*'
>>97769194Lumineth in AoS are more or less an inverse of their Fantasy and 40k counterparts.>High Elves are a reserved and declining faction when faced against the younger races of the world, secluded on their island paradise as it slowly erodes away from the inside with entire cities lying empty and Morathi's secret cults subverting the populace. Their chief rival is their own dark kin, which is an entire major plotline in and of itself. They have been involved in virtually everything in Fantasy's history and have at least minor ties with almost every other faction in the setting.>Eldar are a dying race incapable of getting a substantial win, constantly belittled and beaten upon just to make other factions look better. They have no hope of recovering from their disaster and are more or less circling the drain hoping to do one more big important thing before they go extinct. They don't even have proper rivals any more, as every other faction has moved on from them.>Lumineth already had their faction-defining disaster and tanked it to the face without losing step. They ear crystallized light because they literally live on AoS' sun. They can and often will descend upon other realms as a procession of burning fury to slaughter Chaos worshipper and Undead, carving mile-wide runes into the ground to magically mark off zones from other factions. They have a Chaod God locked in their basement and if it wasn't for Morathi that fucker would stay there. Their chief rival is the faction of ultimate undead hand-crafted by the God of Death. Said God of Death fought one of the Lumineth's Gods and lost.
>>97769329>tanked it to the face without losing stepthey had to reinvent their own society to fix their mistakes and now have to dedicate to various forms of zen combat to keep themselves in check as well as having to wear crystals to keep their souls from being taintedthey're eldar, there's no opposite
>>97769260Repentia
>>97769287The one on the right is a huge upgrade. Looks way better than the left in every way. GW does it again.
>>97769287I have not seen anyone defending diaper coteaz
>>9776935540kg did thoughbeit
>>97769340Lumineth are Eldar and Idoneth are Dark Eldar. A lot closer than the WHFB equivalents ever were.
>>97768354They're very new to 40k and only got into it because their magic the gathering podcast was failing.
>>97769329Then that's a more creative thematic spin than adding background meme nations from WHFB. I don't know what focus group voted for Nippon especially. Men of the East was like 1st edition stuff.
>>97769364some aspects of idoneth sound eldarish though. Like they live in undersea cities that move (craftworlds). That's all I remember.
>>97769358most of it was probably that one sperg that will defend everything nugw, no matter how bad it actually is
>>97768872always?
>>97769372they also have corals where they put their souls into like infinity circuits and travel around in the whirlway, I shit you not.
>>97769372You mean as opposed to a secret enclave hidden below reality from which they launch raids into the rest of the world hunting poor souls?
>>97769340>as well as having to wear crystals to keep their souls from being taintedAetherquartz isn't to protect their souls, it's to keep their OCD in check. It's also magical cocaine they they'll break to get a boost in combat.
>>97769404same shit, different technicalities
>>97769346Kek
No more elf talk. This is a Blood Angels, Orks, and Imperial Guard day for celebration.
>>97769370they're hoping for the weeaboo audience but don't realize no one likes the current cathay lore of "yeah they're better than everyone but decided to sit out the end times"
This is a hrud thread now
>>97769394forgot image because I'm a retard
>>9776948011 hours remain
>>97768997the autistic hatred of named characters is something exclusive to this board
>>97769480>He doesn't knowLumineth were on the jacket tooAlso we're getting an Exodite KT
>>97769153the red and black looks so crisp.
>>97769287Lot of the new stuff is good.Nu-Coteaz isn't one of them however. It's just fucking awful in everyway, even the basic proportions are just entirely fucked when you look at the model.Also I know why I absolutely hate Nu-Coteaz, it's because he looks like he was designed by this piece of shit who draws shit like this Dante image on the right.
>>97768608Raiders are on 32mm bases.
>>97769498mid 8th there was a push here that "marines are meant to be ugly and thats why primaris are a failure"
>>97769488
>>97768872Green iz best.
>>97769286>there's just no real space marine units left to refreshYou sure? Intercessors will become 10 years old during 11th edition.
Post models
>>97769488Guys I got leaks from adepticon showing the brand new army release in 11th
What's the best art of a Craftworlder/Drukhari qt OC you've seen?
>>97769514>>97769488>What nomodels look like
Is my big lad any better in 10th after his repeated nerfs?
>>97768333I like the imperial guard sentinel.
>>97769286Hellblasters could get a new kit so they can do the heavy plasma on gravis marines like in space marine 2, phobos jump packs to go with shrike, no grav gun unit, no volkite rifle unit, reivers are underwhelming
>>97769538
>>97769540
>ah, finally finished painting the squad>the only thing left to do is paint the base rims>accidentally snap arm off one guy
Finally finished a 5-stack of my acolyte hybrids
>>97769551
>>97769545His presence alone is enough to strike fear and excrement in your enemies.>>97769538Posting models!
>>97769557*mostly finished, anyways. The dynamite and the hand flamers need some work
>>97769554Ive dropped a model im painting and while trying to catch it against my chest I completely smash the entire thing, also dropped a dread from table height and watched it explode into 8 pieces.
>>97769541Not our fault that James can’t make up their minds on what they canonically look like
>>97769562
>>97769578You must be very proud of yourself
>>97769260Real talk but the problem with the old good new bad "conversation" (we won't count baitniggers and bad faith niggers) is that both crowds are looking for different things. And I don't mean that they're both right, I mean they will never see eye to eye because they're not looking for the same thing in a miniature.That's why the whole>soulthing is so controversial: because people who don't care about character/content/depth/personality either cannot admit or simply cannot wrap their heads around it.You can meet them halfway and say that>Yes, the modern models are sharper and fix some dated design (looking at you marine diaper)But they won't meet you halfway and look at>pose>personality>quality as a wargame piece>quality of kit (ease of use & content)>etc.You simply should not argue with someone who neither gets it nor is looking to get it.They'll shit themselves and act like you're the problem for complaining about the smell.It's not simply "old good new bad"It's>Old design good, old tools/sculpting bad>New designs bad, new tools/sculpting good.TL;DR: Don't waste your time with mouth breathing retard and trust your own fucking eyes.
>>97769066
>>97769586I always like to envision a space Marine grabbing her by her pony tail and slamming her into a wall at mach speeds and she just completely explodes. Do we have anything close to that from any GW productions?
>>97769582I wouldn't give the old good crowd any credit; I think it is all contrarianism designed to make conversations impossible. You see 40k was better the atomized instant of time before you got into it, and unless you can somehow get into it before that instant you will never be a true 40k fan and thus have no voice on any issue
>>97769574they did, they don't look like that
>>97769599Closest is the DoW2 intro where a Dread obliterates an Exarch.
>>97769616Oh I love this one, how he so needlessly and brutally slams the lifeless corpse into the rocks lol.
Gretchin iz ready
>>97769586She needs bigger breasts.
>>97769622>needlesslyExarchs can essentially be revived if their armor is intact. Destroying it in such a manner ensures that can't happen.That Dread just deleted thousands of years of Eldar combat experience as casually as you might smack a mosquito.
>>97769607Something is true/false regardless of who says it. That's something a lot of people struggle with.Also, arguing the person and not the point, while also demanding to be taken seriously, is gonna have the exact opposite effect.And no, this is not aimed at you in particular, I'd rather state it now than deal with the usual internet age exacerbated defensiveness.
>>97769616>exarchLooks like common banshee desu
>>97769554>>97769566Use plastic glue.
>>97769641Literally just use eldar version of super glue and put the armor pieces back together.Imperium is stupid and can't comprehend superior elven engineering.
>>97769645sure, but we are dealing with preferences. This is all hyper subjective
>>97769614Excuse the phonefagging, but here:
>>97769641Didn’t know that, makes sense then. He really should have stomped on it to be safe.
>>97769562>>97769581
>>97769562>another edited image to dodge peoples filterslmao the desperation
>>97769538my models
>>97769678Its not edited you scum eater, just ignore it if you don’t have anything constructive to say.
>>97769582Correct. Though I think some of the “new is always good” crowd thinks that way because moving in any direction at all always feels good to them even if it’s two steps forward, two steps back and they’re back in the same place.
>>97769562i hate yiffs so much
>>97769683I filter every single image you post yet I still see this garbage almost every thread>just ignore ityou could ignore the replies as well yet you respond to every single one :)
>>97769690>>97769693Go back to the discord you disgusting apes
>playing a store crusade>Picked nids>Did the math>I physically cannot achieve gold rank by the end of the crusade>3 other players have already gotten their gold>2 others will get gold by the end of the weekFirst codex curse sucks, bros
>>97769661They should just do them both if they ever get a model release. They’re gonna need some visual variety for different types of units
>>97769657Yes and no.Yes in the sense that, as stated earlier, both crowds are looking for different things.Yes in the sense that everyone likes what they want to like.No in the sense that you can (dis)like something and also look at it objectively. And that, is where the problem is and where I'm willing to shoot into the crowd:>Old good new badIs virtually always used in one of two ways:1) as a way for people who like new but refuse to see anything they dislike as good to dismiss the words of others (and through that reality). In short: a coping mechanism / ad hominem2) as a fuck you from people who dislike the first case. In other words: "I like old stuff and fuck you"What we're dealing with is not "preferences" but how people approach the idea (not even going into facts) that something they dislike may have merit.If you were a mega autist and made a compilation of every such argument you'd see this exact pattern repeated above anything else.>New thing is revealed>Someone says it lacks something the old version had>Get told that they're full of shit and things have never been so good and omg they're so negative and you're just a nostalgiafag, etc, etc, etc.You will see this tonight.
>>97769698barely anyone jumped into that ultranny discord, seethe and dilate
>knocked a lamp over onto the HQ I was kitbashingToday, my soul died.
>>97769562I don't see your hellblasters, can you post them?
>>97769661That page is wrong xenology explicitly says they've got a tail, the hrud being examined has a short one with the reproductive organ at the end because it's a femaleand xenology also does NOT describe them as standing upright or naked, the artwork here >>97769514 is an in-setting artistic reconstruction based on the specimen, but the specimen has rotted away, its clothes are noted as missing due to that, and the analysis of the anatomy reinforces the image of them not standing upright but rather always crouching and moving around in weird ways because of their bending limbs, they also don't have inhuman claws and the specimen under examination uses a human prosthetic for her arm, showing that she's somewhat smaller than a human because the prosthetic is larger than the other handand a bunch of other scavenged items from other races are noted in her possessionat the end of the day hruds are the same: small, crouched, covered in rags, not meant to be seen, and using repurposed gear
Get yer leaks>40kArmaggedon booksOrk BikersOrk WarbossFlash GitzOrk Mekboy>Kill TeamSteel Legionaries vs Blood Pact (World Eaters Traitor Guard)>AoSFreeguild SteelpikesFreeguild HuntsmenOgor MercenariesSanctioned Wizards>Horus HeresyBlood Angels Sanguine Librarian Consul>UnderworldsHyala's Riverspeakers (Lumineth) vs The Consumate Carnival (Hedonites of Slaanesh)>Middle EarthRivendell Elf WarriorsElrond
>>97769651If you look right before the Dread breaks out, she's carrying two swords. That's an Exarch-only loadout.>>97769654If the stones inside are sharreted then the Exarch is lost. Nothing was left there except a red pulp.
>>97769679Your models are shit and your mother fucks old men for money
The day of fake leaks before a preview show are always my favorite time. The sheer audacity of some of the bait makes is hilarious. Even funnier when real leaks get shuffled in and called fake for hours.
>>97769741Was this picture taken by a retarded Orangutan? Learn how to properly take a photo before you insult someone using your monstrosity of a model.
>>97769731>>Kill TeamSteel LegionariesLol, lmao
>>97769753What happened to me being a nomodels?
>>97768527That nigga getting a hole in his chest be looking like a Vrakian enforcer nigga that's pretty cool rest be looking like ass doe why there orks an cultists at the same time nigga?
>>97769760A misdiagnosis, you should have just been labeled a borderline blind paintlet instead.
>>97769540Does commissioned art of a named character from the lore with no official description or art count?
The more I paint, the more I think about conversions and kitbashing, the more I start to realize that I may be a guardfag
>>97768872My friend painted his in normal flesh colors and they look absolutely cursed but in a good way
>>97768527Why is the auto boltrifle so small lmao>dual needle pistolsFucking noice>that haircutWhy do they do this shit
>>97769764Seems you're "misdiagnosing" people more often than you aren't. Perhaps you're just retarded?
>>97769767
Guys I have a reliable source who just informed me that they're going to reveal a new Ultramarines codex today with rules to ally in Ynnari models.It's being released alongside a new Guilliman model which has Yvraine sitting on his shoulder wearing a skimpy sling bikini.
>>97768527>only white males in sight are cultists It seems like they're the white man's choice
>>97769790The Gulliman + Yvraine unit will happen one day and it will be hilarious. They're going to save it for April 1st next week though.
>>97769562>file deletedkek
>>97768350I wish ritual posting was a bannable offense.
>>97769805It's technically avatarfagging but jannies don't giv a fuck
>>97769805They’d just evade like decalhomo
16 year old guard conscript x 2000 year old Eldar milf
>>97769805This nigga's been in th thread for half a decade he watches some anime streamer or something and it said something about chaos once and this nigga went crazy nigga he be washing streamers but with anime filters on them nigga he pathetic ayyo this nigga be obsessing bout a parasocial relationship with a cartoon this nigha gay
>>97769790>>97769796GW doing that would unironically save the Ynnari as a faction.
If we ever get a Russ model for 40k I'm putting him in the Yamcha defeat pose.
>start gathering bits for my Night Lords torturing a space wolf vignette>strong urge to just start a Night Lords army insteadUh oh
>>97769805It's not banned because it's actually funny.Which isn't a high bar to clear anyway when half of these threads is people having meltdowns over new models or melting down over some resident schizo of the thread or politics.
>rumors I've heard they're gonnqa squat AoS. Good riddance, I say. Those who live by the sword, die by the sword. Hopefully, resources can be allocated to more deserving projekts, like 40k and Necromunda.
>Love painting models>Hate painting armiesShould I just learn Kill Team?
>>97769836I had that urge when I saw the lightning claws build option for the jump lord.whether I eventually paint a night lord or word bearer depends mostly on whether I paint my necron's shoulders red or blue.
>>97769839Ot’s funny once or twice. After that it becomes a glimpse of strange behavior from an unwell person. That said, ratfag, the custodes knockers guy and Imperial Fists intercessors guy are innocuous, just a bit weird.
>>97769843>40k>DeservingLel
If you genuinely start getting mad over an image you can just filter then perhaps it's a /you/ problemIt's a lot easier to change your thoughts and feelings than it is to change other's behvaiors
>>97769852KT or Soup or necromunda/mordheim equivalent
>>97769858I have a bunch of mangled bodies, limbs and heads I bought to make an altar that I’m never actually going to make for Trench Crusade, plus some bat helms and Chaos/HH bodies. It seems I’ve been unconsciously drifting toward NL for a while.
>>97769864It's what's keeping GW afloat
>>97769873>NTA butWhat irks me about those games is that they're allegedly pretty good compared to the main 40k game.Why are the special talents for these side projects not part of the A-Team if true?
Does anyone give their female archon male human slaves
>>97769852If you love converting as well, I can't recommend Necromunda enough. It's also fun to play, and the inherent nature of the game seems to keep sweaty competitives away.
>>97769761orks hearing gunfire from a distance and joining in is a pretty common occurrence. they also might have been fighting orks, and the cultists decided to third party.
>>97769879I think it's because 40k doesn't need good rules to sell and often bad rules is what sells, while specialist games would die without at least decent rules.Also good game designers leave greedy companies lol
>>97769852You could take the path of compromise and get into an elite/semi-elite army where the rank-and-file are really easy to knock out complete paintjobs for.If it's a matter of monotony and painting the same colors across dozens of models, you could get into eldar and aspect warriors.>>97769884>some of you fuckers don’t deserve my modelsI don't think any of us deserve to be afflicted with your models.
>>97769879>What irks me about those games is that they're allegedly pretty goodThey’re not. The only good games gw has made was Warcry and warmaster. Otherwise just look into something you can play your minis with like the 28 games.
>>97769884>deservelol, lmao even
>>97769880I was thinking of using this piece for exactly that.
Space Wolf bro why can't you just be polite to people and not spam
>>97769907stop acting like an obnoxious cretin if you don't want to be mocked
>>9776987940k is mainly about selling models. The rules are written according to this dogma
>>97769836I’m not surprised Night lords have exploded in popularity >they got good books>underdog angle >fun how comically evil they are>”I’M GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE GAHAHAHAHAHAHA” is fun to larp as online>fun to kitbash>hint of tragedy >angsty bad boys the gals are intoI’m expecting them to continue getting faction specific models every once and a while
>>97769914Empire Flagellants come with various dudes in rags and chains.
>>97769880Imagine having sex with most miserable and sexualles kind with small peepee, while you can get banged by twin-cocked sslyth, being worshipped by imprisoned and defeated craftworld warrior or dancing in pervert blooddance with sexy succubus (male)
>>97769880>>97769914How autistic would it be to run a Emasculators army with a kitbashed Kruellagh where all of the models are female and most of them have male human slaves in tow
>>97769930ntab NL and WB are the best chaos legions
>>97769934>succubus (male)isn't that just called an incubus
>>97769938Yes
>>97769934If a dommy archon wants a small delicate human to dominate and feel in charge over would be the appeal for sadistic doms tho>with small peepeeHomonculi can fix that ez
So how many hours until the stream?
>>97769942No Incubi are a different thing in Deldar.Weird naming.
>>97769950A little more than 10 hours
>>97769952oh right lol I forgot about these guys
What could I replace Imotekh's weird pedestal setup with? It feels meaningless and out-of-place with any basing scheme.
>>97769938The Emasculators aren’t all female, just their leadership. So your Sybarites and stuff could be ladies with slaves.
>>97769941I used to think that WB were the ultimate chaos bootlickers but then it occurred to me that they’re the only legion not sticking their heads in the sand about the true nature of chaos. They don’t half-ass anything, they know that being 100% committed to being the big four’s right hand man is the best way to get the most out of chaos
what other custodeds models will get plastic refresh
Imperial Fists primaris intercessors
>>97769969>they’re the only legion not sticking their heads in the sand about the true nature of chaos.They are still doing that.They aren't worshipping gods, they simping for bunch of self-aware memetic parasites.Emperor was RIGHT about everything, and that shit pisses off Lorgar more than you know.
If none of these things happen at adepticon my interest evaporates:>nu-tacticals>dark eldar refresh>new necron models or old ones getting saved from resin hell>11th edition getting character customization baked into the rules
any news about new custard models?
>>97769993They for 30k they be keeping they 40k rules fax
>>97769969And their colorscheme is rad>Deep dark purple-ish red>Bright red and yellow flames>blacks and blood redsI have a spot for them since playing the squad command game on the nintendo DS
>>97769993It turns out they are not that tall.
>>97769990>he doesn't get itFool
>>97769997gw already said they'll be usable in 40k
>>97770005still cawl marines are more squishy and worse at landing a hit/shot
>>97769993>SoSs in the backgroundLol>Chaos undivided demonsLOL
>>97770009Yeah, and they be keeping they forty kay rules nigga you illiterate nigga go read a book nigga library's free
>>97769993>sneaky assassin in the background Vgh... sovl...
>Buy HH marines cause i prefer their look and they are cheaper especially with weapon upgrade sprues>Cobble together 20 legionaries, 15 havocs, 5 left over>One guy's legs flies off into the void and cannot find it>Only other leg i have is leftover from corn demonsIt looks like even god doesn't want me to play non corrupted renegade marines.
>>97769969I prefer the NL. Most of them are completely aware of the fact that they're miscreants and fuckups and that both their father and the emperor always despised them. They don’t generally care about chaos outside how it can benefit them, and are into marauding and torturing purely for the love of the game.
>>97770035>khorne fed legionaires
Is it true that everything wring in 40k stems from the Eldar being incompetent fuck-ups?
Does anyone have any kitbashed examples of fully armored, four armed marines? I mean like where the armour itself has been modified or specifically built to accommodate it rather than them just sticking out of the armour
>>97770057No, it stems from magic space frogs refusing to help cancer patients.
>>97770025i don't understand nigger speak
>>97770066for good reasons
>>97770057no, it's actually from necrons chimping out for not getting handed gibs
>>97770057The war in heaven wasn't exactly the eldar's fault, but literally everything afterwards was, yes
>>97770075they could've cultivated the emissaries into normalcy while curing them and eventually shape the culture but they decided to just kick them out
>>97770094>Implying the crons would have behaved
>>97770057>>97770090>meme loreThe only thing of significance the eldar's fuck up caused was clearing the warp storms
>>97770101make the emissaries immortal/healthy, imprison themwait out their chimp out till they calm downproceed teaching the old one's ways. Maybe a shitton of necrontyr would die in the meantime waiting but still preferable to current timeline of events
>>97770103Look man like it or not the WiH is an important plot point and is quite literally the only thing we can't blame squarely on the eldar being retarded
>>97770115>the WiH is an important plot pointIt really isn't. Anything before the Reunification Wars is basically window dressing.
>>97770114The Old Ones got what they deserved for being fat disgusting amphibians with holier than thou attitudes. >>97769915They spammed puke responses to my models so I deleted the post, where did I do any of the spamming retard?
>>97770125anything before last in-universe century is window dressing anon
>>97770057No, the first fuck up came in the form of frogs so retarded that they couldn't figure out chemo-therapy for bunch of egyptians. Which resulted in 2 galaxy spanning wars which were so god damn catastrophic that it even completely fucked up the formerly passive and placid sea of souls.The other fuck up came in form of a golden retard on earth decided he NEEDED to act NOW to save humanity and he REALLY NEEDED humanity to be turned into psychic übermensch like him or something REALLY BAD would happen in future. (for context we still don't really know what the BAD thing is at all, anything we have is straight up schizo theories (worse yet, there's hints that the golden retard's plan is a self-fulfilling prophecy, ie. YOU WILL MEET YOUR FATE ON THE ROAD YOU TOOK TO AVOID IT))
>>97770143The Emperor did literally nothing wrong.
>Thousand Sons don't have access to chaos familiars
>>97770057It comes from incompetent writers
>>97770143>couldn't figure out chemo-therapythey didn't deserve it, necrontyr were fractious, vindictive, petty and uncaring of life, and that wasn't going to change by making them immortal or healthy
>>97770115>MFW when the Eldar are the supreme architects of both the Imperium and the WarpWow
>>97770143>they couldn't figure out chemo-therapy for bunch of egyptiansThese "egyptians" akshually jewish, whose empire was almost collapsed
He'll be shown right?
>>97770178Nope
>>97770178no
>>97770178I hope not, that means the next forced primarch will be Dorn
>Blood Hags are on 28.5mm while Renegades are on 32mmMildly troubling>Witch Aelves are on 25mm, same as CultistsUseful to know
What's finna happen tonite? I be feeling they not finna announce 11e them niggas finna announce Armageddon and then they be announcing 11e later on prolly the 9th of May you read it here first
>>97770193What if Russ comes back to save Armageddon for good, how fucking sick would that be.
>>97770115>the ONLY thing we can't blame squarely on the eldar being retarded>Men of ironNot the eldar's fault>Horus Heresy Not the eldar's fault>Bringing the tyranids to the milky way Not the eldar's fault>The great riftNot The eldar's fault
>>97770201nobody gives a fuck about your furfag daddy, you ban evading clown
>>97770210Okay then what is the Khan comes back and saves Armageddon?
>>97770201Russ couldn't even save Fenris, that nigga be dogging in some bush on Catachan
>>97770193>finna finna finna
>>97770214Nobody gives a fuck about your furfag daddy's brother, you ban evading clown.
>>97770207>>Men of ironCaused by the Warp growing unstable during the Fall of the Eldar.>>Horus HeresyDirectly caused by the fall of Humanity's Golden Age, which was the fault of the Eldar, as it led to the Imperium's creation.>TyranidsEldar had sixty million years to destroy the Necrons and didn't.>The great riftOnly occured because the Eye of Terror existed, which is the fault of the Eldae.
>>97770234>Caused by the Warp growing unstableNot at all.The men of iron turned against humanity, just because that's the stereotypical trope.
>>97770230This nigga wildin he ain't say I be wrong doe
>>97770221We were under attack by Chaos and Marines who got tricked as well as being judged by the Grey Knights, I think after all that scrutiny they held up pretty well.
>>97770234>60 million years GW can't into fucking scale
>>97770251Nigga the inquisition ethnically cleansed Fenris population and repopulated the planet with brothas truly a BNWO ending
>>97770259and never could and never will when entire setting could be compressed into not even a singular galactic arm and still have space for more.
>>97770264i hope they'll visit you tonight
>>97770178Mid 11th, need a loyalist to return first.
>>97770264The Inquisition did behave repulsively towards the Fenrisian citizens but it was overwhelmed by a Chaos incursion so it is to be expected, The Fang however was untouched as well as most of the Space Wolves. Also Logan has had his was with the Grey Knights and Inquisition earlier when defending Armageddon so I am sure there is still some bad blood.
>>97770234Holy secondary
>>97770234>>>Men of iron>Caused by the Warp growing unstablefanfiction>>>Horus Heresy>Directly caused by the fall of Humanity's Golden Age, which was the fault of the Eldaryou can't drop the blame for what the emperor did himself, the other humans were regrowing fine without chaos shit>>Tyranids>Eldar had sixty million years to destroy the Necrons and didn't.destroying the necrons wouldn't have done anything >>The great riftOnly occured because the Eye of Terror existed, which is the fault of the Eldae.that's like blaming a blood vessel for an axewound
>>97770290but angron got model before the lion. we also had magnus model before bobby g woke up
>>97770298I'm singling them out because they're the second-blackest army in the entire game. I'm not the only one who's done the math.
Working on my baneblade
>>97770319whats the next word on that mug
>>97770319looks awesome my dude
>>97770319Ever done sister pov pissporn?
>>97770322"Gave me this mug">>97770323Thanks anon, slow and steady!>>97770336What
>>97770345Have you ever done porn involving piss in which you pretend to be someone's sister while filming it from said sisters sibling's point of view? Like famous 40k hobbyist Dana Howl aka. Icy Winters
>>97770319sweet colour schemedrill those smoke launchers
To any Steel Legion enjoyers, TinyLegend has SL dudes that are better than anything that GW is doing for guard at the moment. If I didn’t just start an army I’d pick some up myself.
>all these [Deleted] postsstop giving me hope that a new dawn is coming
Do you think the new generation of space wolves drink colt 45 instead of fenrisian ale?
>>97770362Not how smoke launchers work, anon.
>>97770178feels more like something for csm 11th ed release after Morn cracks the cadian gate
>>97770366And cheap too! Right...?
>>97770366Nigga all the ASL complaining be from nomodels, nohobby freaks they was never interested in alternatives
>>97770366>flexible dust filtersHow does this work?
>>97770380Only marginally more expensive than Cadians
>>97770366these look really badi would just want some official headsif i cared
>>97770393They look just like the metal ones lmao
>>97770393every time
>>97768726Billion dollar movies
>>97770408Apparently, there's plenty of sex going on at conventions
>>97770368No because the alcohol they drink is specifically made from the roots of plants that grow on Fenris and have a unique natural toxin that allows it to bypass the resistances Space Marines have been engineered with.
>>97769768Was thinking about it, pics?
>>97770403do the metal ones look like they are made of marshmallow?
>>97770436A little bit
>>97770430>the joke>your head
>>97769028there is a torrent out there (i got it from 1337x) that has all the shows to download up to a point, its probably missing the stuff from the last 2 years or so maybe?>Warhammer 40K : Angels of Death Origins 01>Warhammer 40K : Angels of Death 01-10>Warhammer 40K : The Exodite 01-03>Warhammer 40K : Hammer and Bolter 01-16>Warhammer 40K : Iron Within 01>Warhammer 40K : Broken Lance 01>Warhammer 40K : Blacktalon 01-06>Warhammer 40K : The Tithes 01-03>Warhammer 40K : And They Shall Know No Fear 01>Warhammer 40K : Pariah Nexus 01-03>Warhammer 40K : Kill Lupercal 01-03>Warhammer 40K : Interrogator 01-09>Warhammer 40K : The Enemy Without - A >Deathwatch Vignette 01 Just search warhammer tv.
>>97770420Moderate amount, at least last year
>>97768333Hey everyone, it's once again time for the collage anchor posts. This month's theme was "big stick" and was left up to your own interpretation. Could be a melee unit, a guy with a literal big stick or whatever you think fits the theme.I'll try to make an anchor every thread until the deadline. As usual the deadline is the last day of the month. Best way to not be missed is to submit the model in reply to my posts but I'll look through the archive too.Here is the vote for next month's theme:https://strawpoll.com/X3nkPLNJzgELooking forward to seeing what you've come up with.So after going over the feedback I think we'll go with the top two themes this time, if the current leader wins. Hope that works for everyone.
>>97770467>tampered poll
>>97769834Midas guys, right? What are you playing them as these days?
>>97770476What do you mean?
>>97770467i don't have anything to contribute for this month but i want you to know i appreciate you still doing these
>>97770467what is a crucible character
>>97770492custom made character made with new rules from maelstrom
>>97770492It's a new thing. Just make a cool custom character basically.
Eldar footjobs
>>97770489Mutantking took up the mantle, he a real one for this
>>97770178If pert gets a model I think I'll drop IW entirely
>>97769054>be me>follow anons advice>go to that website>pick that server>episode 1 leads to some korean drama series>episode 2 leads to some african drama seriesGuess i won't be watching the adepta sororitas show...
>>97770505Nah
>warned for posting >>97770262Funny how much of a crybully the mutant is given the chronic ban-evading.>>97770492From Crucible of Champions. They recently put out a supplement to give rules for custom characters, eg; a cryptek that can join deathmarks and teleport in a squad with them, or a disc sorcerer with a soulreaper cannon.
>>97770513>>97770506I'm not evading anything I got a 15 min warning for off topic now stick to 40k.
>>97770366Shush, GW will try and nuke it (and fail)
>>97769019Average WMAF relationship
>>97770521>now stick to 40k.You clearly didn't read the remainder of my post, wherein I explained what crucible characters are to anon and gave some examples. But thanks for confirming that you rage-report people every time you get slapped by jannies.
>>97770389They are separate pieces made of rubber
>>97770534I feel like that would be a bit of a shitty surface to paint on.
>>97768872i don't
>>97770534Yeah, but is it 3d printed as well? If you can 3d print flexible stuff they should be printing chains and shit
>>97770542man it feels like there's way too many different colors here
>>97770380It's 23 eurobucks for 5 guys (+ shipping) vs 42 eurobucks for 10 cadians (+ shipping)
>>97770525TL has been making Not! Krieg for years, GW won’t do shit.
>>97770542Damn this looks dope!
>>97770501>>97770503>>97770513>i can have a warsuit character giving my mortifiers 4+ invulns>i fucking hate warsuitswhy did they have to make them so good in game and look so fucking STUPID
>>97770545You can buy the STLs but the ones on their stores are plastic minis.>>97770538They seem to manage fine, so I'm sure that wouldn't be much of an issue.I think they also have "tuna can" filters but I believe these are only STLs so far
>>97770542>orange and teal aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
>>97770560* correction they are resin, I swore it said plastic somewhere
>>97770564there's no teal on that model anon, you should check if you're not colorblind
>>97770560>plastic minisBig doubt, my guy
>>97770492kitbash what you want -> give it its own rules
>>97770542I still don't understand what the fuck this haircut is supposed to be
>>97770251>we
>>97770570I might have hallucinated that and I'm worried now.I'm gonna spend the whole day trying to find where the fuck it said plastic
>>97770552+Tax+tip
>>97770251Ayyo this nigga be delusional he be thinking he a transhuman furry mabye that right mabye he is a trans human furry after all white people be crazy like dat
>>97770570It says they’re plastic right on the site, anon.
>>97770558Warsuits are really close to looking extremely nice, but the fact that the SOBs piloting them are supposed to have legs inside the mech's legs kills it for me. If I pretend that they're double-amputees the model bugs me less.
>>97770552In the US I think it ends up being the same or maybe slightly cheaper so that’s cool, I might pick some up honestly. Maybe some kriegers too, I find the idea of having both of le ebil nazi factions funny, plus it would be cool to have like some krieg line holders with machine guns, grenediers, and artillery support, and have the mechanized steel legion assault out of the way objectives or flank the enemy. A proper combined arms approach
>>97770542
>>97770588Plastic generally means that it comes from a plastic injection mold. You can call plastic 3d prints plastic but it's not sincere
>>97770598No Momoi posting $500 fine
>>97770594Personally I'll grab the STLs since there are a lot of fun extra stuff (archived patreon releases) but first I want to try and find these for free
>>97770614You’re real as fuck for that
>>97770573Manbun minus the rest.
>>97770625I love free shit, what can I say
>>97770596You hate me cuz I'm beautiful nigga
painterchads and tabletopGODs if u want to join a decalslopper free discord with only other /40kg/ painters then heres the link, no bait. only bros with models + timestamp get in to filter out shitposters. picrel is what covos are like (newfriends with models or beginner painters welcomed!)https://discord.gg/ejaDHkwPHn
>>97770635Great, now how many trannies do you have?
>>97770641I wonder who is behind this post
>>97770641Uh oh ban evading furfag melty
>>97770643zero its all 40kg posters
>>97770635>6 Online>run by a coomer>no models postedKek no different from here
>>97770635it's tempting, but I do not trust discordsmight try later once I'm sure it's not some bait
>>97770662Go back to your subreddit please, thank you.
>>97770643It was started by the goblino ultratranny, anon.
>>97770670>goblino ultratrannySome of you are heartless
>>97770661There's a modelposting channel but nice try
>>97770635No
>>97770678>we totally post models, guys!>no we won’t show the modelposting channel because… we just won’t okay?!Yeah
>>97770690You can just go in the model channel
I hope GW announces the Apocalypse game mode tonight and also that all titanic units and fliers can only be used there.
>>97770690Trying too hard mutie
>>97770661>>97770690what did anon mean by this ?
What's the coolest underdog succeeds moment you ever had in a 40K game where the weaker unit punches up via good rolls?
>They're going on discord to post models without me there and then getting baited to still post them here but retards...can't you just commit to something and move on?What the hell is the matter with you people?
Left scheme with a desert base scheme, or right scheme with a swampy base theme?
>>97770666sure thing mate. it's just an oasis from the constant infighting here for modelposters and hobbyists to talk about the game and painting techniques. hopefully you'll give it a shot
>>97770718Right
>>97770713I once had a Termie Sorceror and his retinue punch a Stormsurge to death with power fists.
>>97770720A lot of the eldar art really makes me want to start them as my next army.
>>97770702>>97770710>marinefagsYikes. Enjoy your circlejerk, guys.
does anyone have any tips for adding some definition to large len-y/mask-y bits like this? I have a few of these full face mask genestealer hybrid heads, went with a sort of matte flourescent green but wondering how I could touch it up. Explain it to me like I'm a retarded baby if you know how to do it better
>>97770728Yo they're so hot lol too bad the writers hate them.
>>97770697>I hope GW announces the Apocalypse game mode tonightThey already did with the Iw/Admech book
>>97770734*lens
>>97770635All the artificial seething is extra hilarious because this level of outrage never happened for the discord that didn't ban the decalnigger despite him spamming ads for it way more frequentlyAlmost like 90% of these posts shitting on it are from a single redditor or something
>>97770732We're Marines here too dumbo
>>97770728they are on my list but only after I clear my backlog
>>97770735I often don't regard a lot of lore that I don't like, particularly if it's new, and I actively disregard Black Library.t. modeled Lhykhis with an unhelmeted head
>>97770713A sargeant managed to kill off a Dreadknight back in 9th with Hammer of the Emperor
>>97770754it's because he's not a painter and a nogaems secondary that got perma banned when he tried to sneak in
>>97770713I had a grot plink the last wound off of a Redemptor Dreadnought which exploded and killed Helbrecht and the Emperor's Champion.
>>97770713A palatine being the only model left on the board after finishing off typhus with her sword.
These recent Eldar posts have made it more than abundantly clear that the only value the Eldar have as a faction is porn.
>>97770775Did you give that Grot a special decoration to remember him
>>97770734https://paintpad.app/recipes/2634-lenses-gems-screens-and-glass
>>97770780keep seething secondary puritan larger. remember what website ur on
>>97770780Why won't GW just canonize human male x Eldar female and sell buckets of romance novels
>>97770635I’ll hit you up later. I’m at work, and while I have pics of my minis, I obviously can’t timestamp them right now.
>>97770788it is so much highlighting to do in such a small area every time i try this it just looks like a mess i can never see a lense effect from the work idk if i just need steadier hands or what
>>97770789>Point out Eldar only have a use as porn>Counterargument is just Eldar pornAnon please.
>>97770788that's about what I was looking for, and the surface is large enough that I can probably do that without totally botching it. Thanks
>>97770787Well it was a unit of grots, who's to say which one landed the final blow.
>>97770697I'd clap those cheeks so fucking hard
>>97770793And piss off the loyal Eldar fan base that has been buying shitty old sculpts for 20 years? They may not be as numerous as Marine paypigs but they’re more dedicated and you don’t want to anger them.
>>97770806Making Human/Eldar romance canon eould legitimately make Eldar several magnitudes more popular overnight.
>>97770780yeah, i won't deny it
>>97770806>I won't sneak inYou already tried to you stupid fucking nigger lmao
>>97770796see u then bro
>>97770793Men don't really buy romatasy novels.They could probably make some money off of space marines sexual abusing women though, women seem to love that sort of thing.
>>97770785Grimdark even? Regardless you are undoubtedly a lotelet who's only familiar pseudo fanfiction from the horus heresy
>>97770814We already have eldar/human canon romance, but not in that way what you want, pathetic retard
>>97770718Bumping this for a few more second opinions.>>97770725I'm leaning right as well, but that blue has such a perfect application compared to the red.>>97770793Men don't really buy romance novels. putting out a licensed VN/dating sim about you, Johnny Guard, getting stranded in Commoragh or some other corner of the webway would be the move to make.
>>97770780I think they're cool
>>97770828I don't consider Yrliet to be an actual Craftworld Eldar. She's a mentally stunted Outcast autist.
>>97770800>Eldar only have a use asGo back
>>97770800two things can be true at once anon they can be sexy AND you can like their fluff or tabletop gameplay>>97770799desperate for attention and to turn the place into a cesspool that talks about him constantly like these threads
>>97770843How have you not noticed our intentions before? We will bang hot Elf Wives and you will submit to us!
>>97770845>AND you can like their fluff or tabletop gameplayTheir fluff is dumpster tier and their gameplay is "Kill your opponent in one turn or instantly lose".
>>97770843We're all angry that we can't canonically fuck them.I'm still gonna model a fem eldar character as having a human slave though, canonicity be damned.
>>97770857Except the time you did expecting them to be as low IQ as you are>"hey we hate you and the people who reply to you">try to join anyway
ngl i headcanon the Eldar to be an all female race that reproduces by kidnapping human men for mating purposes to keep them from dying out yes i know this is in direct contradiction to the fluff. no i dont care
>>97770635I'll join once this gets some more people
>>97770863>yes i know this is in direct contradiction to the fluff. no i dont care
>>97770838>I meant to get caught immediately and my discord is super active!!!The one with 7 people online that hasn't had a post in a week and 90% of the posts are the owner circlejerking with his butt buddy from another failed tg discordThe one that you haven't posted in in over a month because everybody even there ignores you? That one?
>>97770864itll take a week or two since i only get painters from 40kg and there are so few left that post here due to shitposting and even less that trust discord :[
>>97770823Do you think women would want to be fucked by Orks or Ogryns more?
>The female concept of Human/Eldar romance is a plain woman being taken away by a dashing enigmatic rogue of an Eldar who shows her the galaxy in between sessions of bed-shattering sex with light BDSM themes>The male concept of Human/Eldar romance is a Guardsman being dragged to an entire Aspect Shrine of Howling Banshees where they take turns fucking him until he cries, and then they cuddleThat about right?
>>97770884wip isn't a shithole though so they won't have much incentive to join an alternative
>>97770833But im not about yrlikek. Marzi got rogussy, Kyganil got nunssy. You get nothing, hfy faggot
>>97770880Ogryns are gross and retarded. Orks are bestiality tier.
>>97770883Nah male one is similar to female one except it's them falling in love on a battlefield after saving each other's lives
>>97770896>the HH and the scouring took less than 15 years How is that even possible, considering the immense wastness of the galaxy? You'd suppose something like that would take centuries or millenia to finish off. As far as I know there were still Angevin loyalist in France until the 16th century
>>97770883the only good Eldar male is a cute femboy one
>>97770914
>>97770467Please remove one vote from Space Wolves to Crucible Character, I'm a retard and voted wrong.
>>97770914Made for getting Amazon pressed by powerful big-tiddy Sisters of Battle.
>>97770914That's not a femboy, she's just very flat.
>>97770925Space Wolf Humiliation is leading by 15 votes, and even then, both are being done anyway, so it doesn’t even matter.
>>97770829The fuck's wrong with her spine?
>>97770937or misters of battle
>>97770880Orks don't even have a penis.
>>97770946any questions about why the anatomy is so fucked up can be answered in two words>sgt_lonely
>>97770961very occasionally you can be funny decalfag
>Eldar
>marines
>>97770965They would never stand their firing their shit weapons at a Dread like this, good lord GW really likes making Eldar stupid for no reason.
>>97770971WaitIs that Magnus
>marinefags
Really excited for the april collage now
>>97770990>This is who gets to fuck YvraineBUENO
>>97770880You posted a beastman, that is your answer.>I asked about ogryns & orksogryns are too close to humans, orks are just gross
>>97770989Its the Magnussy
>>97770947It's a shame how little femboy potential there is in 40k.
>>97770965I just realized that the Redemptor's assault cannon looks like a generic cawadoody minigunKill the English
>2 front line commanders>50 cadian shock troops>6 heavy weapons>2 leman russWhat do you think
>>97770713Had a Sagitaur kill Tor Garadon and 4 Aggressors in overwatch
>>97770961voter fraud or not, I don’t care. I’m still going to be painting space wolves getting BTFO
>yet another book re-release>yet another HH book re-release at that
Were the jannies actually rattled by the idea of a discord siphoning off users here? The thread is actually bearable today.
>>97771046It's also just a pretty good excuse to paint them up. Blue-grey is a nice color, and despite being festooned with gaudy dog shit the new models are nice.I'm kinda tempted to buy blood claws and making them trophy-hunting/scavenging assault marines.
>>97771088I think they were just banning the fuckers a lot today, if that's so then bless them
>>97771088Jannies didn't delete the discord post thoughbeit
>>97771094Yeah but they’re clearing out mutant posts
>Eldar pornposting stops>Thread slows to a crawlI'm sensing a pattern here.
>>97771088The mutant and his worst orbiter are getting posts deleted and I assume warnings
Post your WIPs
>>97769836Welcome to the VIII
>>97771120
>>97771139Sugoi
>>97771110Thank goodness, I fucking hate both of them.
>>97771158That's just you coping about a furfag being killed, ban evader
>>97771028kinowhen painted
>>97771158Each time you try this cope it gets sadder and sadder.
Today is the day.
>>97771028The most kinoesque thing about this already kino painting is the traitor guardsman in the bottom right corner. Truly, IG vs TLAD is the thinking man's match-up
>>97771158Bro this is Eldar-tier coping.
Aight see you guys in 6h30
>>97771158literally>teleports behind ulogic
Remember what you're fighting for, Guardsman.
>>97771197He's autistic, Anon. He's got the mind of a 10 yo
>[Deleted]Based janjan
>>97771200repopulating armageddon?
The jannies have spoken.>>97771187When he gets modelmogged and paintmogged that brutally, what can he do but cope?>>97771196>enjoy prison, stalkerYou really need to knock off the Patrick Tomlinson larp.>>97771197I've explained to him at least half a dozen times on why it's a completely retarded cope, but the man lives in a realm of fanfiction. Once he tried saying that there was a micro-black hole generator inside the terminator suit.
>>97771210The chimeras must flow.
So uhWhat have the Tau been up to lately?
>>97771108not that much to post about till reveal show where there will be some pogging in the chat, agendaposting how x or y won/lost, into the usual shitposting into the night. A calm before the storm so to speak
Is this coloration associated with any hive fleet or is this just generic genestealer blue/purps?
>>97771229Generic.>>97771219Fucking around on the border of Ultramar, raffing at Farsight offering to turn himself in if they saved the Enclaves.
>>97770713Back in 4th was playing my Guard vs DE. Had a group of wyches deep strike my rear area and engage a heavy weapon squad. One guy survived and I passed my checks. For the next four turns that melee continued, I could not fail a roll. The DE player was mad since his wyches were stuck playing fuck fuck games with this one guy instead of rolling up my rear.
If Commorragh is eternally dark why do deldar have any pigment and can’t see in the dark?
>>97771244They have fleshlights to keep it from being totally dark.
>>97771088Jannies will ban discordfags in general and it's not like it makes a difference, the discordfags keep posting /here/ anyway. It's like they're a bunch of beaten housewives that keeps coming back because they're addicted to being in sperging contests with the decalfag. I fucking hate both of them.
>>97771244It’s not really that dark, they have plenty of artificial lighting. They’ve pretty much entirely removed themselves from normal evolution, the vast majority of their population is grown in tanks and decanted into the streets to fight amongst themselves until someone can take over. If the Haemonculi wanted they could give everyone dark iron and make their skin seethrough. Instead they stick to the pale black eyed uncanny valley baseline and get paid to modify individuals from there. Eldar don’t live like humans, especially not like the savages and primitives of human worlds that are still subject to true natural selection based on environmental pressure.
>>97771262A lotta delusional cope in this post
>>97771244Commoragh is lit (and powered) by two captive suns, filtered through a forcefield to keep them from being too bright.And Dark Eldar do see well in the Dark. They used to have special night fighting rules back when that was a thing.The only truly oppressively dark place is Aelindrach where the Mandrakes rule.
>>97771265>make a discord to get away from decalfag >keep coming back to have worthless shitflings with decalfag Yeah, sure.
>>97771265Nta but you're the delusional one if you think the orbiters aren't as much of a problem as the clown himself
>>97771244Eldar have never evolved in their entire existence, and commorragh have some suns
When does the stream begin?
>>97771276The orbiters didn't make the discord but nice try troony>>97771282That's not what was said but you made an attempt!
>>97771282Stop lumping me in with the orbiters you scum eater.
>>97771288in like 6 or so hours
>>977712881 AM bongtime
>>977712889pm eastern standard time. 8pm EDT
>>97771287It's pretty funny to realize Eldar have literally never succeeded at anything for themselves. The Necrons beat themselves and went to sleep, the Krorks wee beaten by the Necrons, and every technology that the Eldar have is stolen from the Old Ones.Yet they still try to act haughty and superior to Humans, who have worked for everything and have no surpassed the Eldar.
>>97771304They're a lot like the space wolves in that way
>>97771307That is very true, anon.
>>97771307Not accurate at all and you’ve got no models lorelet
>>97771307Wolves are retards but they at leaat have SOME wins under their belts, scant and uneven as they are. Beating the TSons is more than the Eldar have ever done.
>>97771229I always assumed it was Hydra, but I just now looked it up and noticed that Hydra uses black and generic genestealers don't.
>>97771304I don't think the old ones invented weaponised soul harvesting and clone skein reincarnation or advanced quadratic torture scaping without use of psychic powers.
>>97771304>The Necrons beat themselves and went to sleep, the Krorks wee beaten by the Necrons, and every technology that the Eldar have is stolen from the Old Ones.source
>>97771282>hating discordfags for constantly enabling the schizo makes you an orbiter You retards are why decalfag will never fucking leave.
>>97771322stop ban evading you shitskinned faggot
>>97771324BL
Which line is most likely to score a bingo tonight?
>>97771340This
>>97771244>dark why do deldar have any pigmentthey don't
>>97771322>weyou are not a space wolf, you have 2 chins and diabetes
>>97771352>t.Inquisition-blowhard
Just rangeban that fucker already janny
>>97771359>Waaaaa mommy save me!
I have a question for anons with full armies (particularly those with jobs). What are some ways you lock in and actually complete your projects? I’ve started a new army and I don’t want to burn out or get bored and never complete it.
>>97771359nta but I think they are trying, this guy is just the ultimate cockroach
>>97771339so no source thenNecrons lost to Eldar, as it's written in Necron codex, so without Eldar biasThere is no mention of Necrons beating KrorksEldar tech is their own invention and not given to them by Old Ones. Just like Old Ones did not give this same tech to Krorks and Jokaero who have their own, separate tech. Only thing that was shared with Eldar for certain is WebwayDAoT, and by extension Imperium, did steal Eldar tech like Power, Force and Chain weapons, Melta, Plasma etc And Golden Throne of course
>>97771359Go back to your containment discord
>>97771369i just take a really long time to do it. occasionally i do actually wake up and go>man i want to finish this modeland then i do and have a blast, when i don't want to i don't and i go figure out what it is i want to do instead with the limitied free time i haveif you never wake up wanting to do the hobby, the hobby just isn't for you don't let sunk cost drag you down any further
>>97771367>>97771390I meant the decalfag
>>97771298why is it that late?
>>977713978pm burger time
>>97771358the Inquisition won the months of shame and this isn't a cope. The Inquisition entered into it wanting to purge the survivors of Armageddon and that's what happened in the end.
>>9777136915 minutes a day minimum. On weekends I lock in sometimes for hours of painting.
>>97771369Buy one (1) box, do not buy another box until you have built and painted that one (1) box. Don't leave yourself with a billion models to build and paints at once. Acquire stuff slowly.
It's a weird week when there are more Dark Eldar player turning out to play than either Eldar or Space Wolves.
>>97771395I got a wild urge to work on an Ork the other night and made good progress, it was just very slow. Then last night I was so exhausted after work that I didn’t want to paint. I’m enjoying working on things, I just have a big backlog to work through. Thanks, anon.
>>97771397streaming from midwest USA at adepticon
>>97771404That’s a good idea. Thanks, dude.>>97771406Oof, too late. Like I said to the other anon, I have so many grey Orks waiting for paint it’s daunting.
Whats wrong with GW's lore team?
>>97771396Unfortunately VPNs exist so I doubt that would work
>>97771402But Logan still boarded their ship and mollywopped the Grey Knights in the end which is no ez feat
>>97771429kek holy shit
>>97771374>Only thing that was shared with Eldar for certain is WebwayI doubt about this, all webway gates in the galaxy made in eldar style
>>97771438Logan went and killed a guy from the faction that hasn't been allowed to win since their Ward codex was published?
>>97771429I take it the first "unaugmented" means that she's no space marine, but she is augmented
>>97771420Always welcome. Something to note, as you get better at painting it will start to take longer to do each mini, don’t get discouraged and stick to your improvement. Over time you’ll find ways to cut the time down again.
>>97771429>le powerful female leaderThis isn't writing, it's pandering to self-obsessed retards
>>97771445
>>97771449Thanks again, anon. I always enjoy seeing your dudes here.
>>97771429GW needs to save money by not having proofreaders, very small company please understand. Now onto more price hikes
>>97771329>>97771292>>97771291All three of you kinda suck.
>>97771451Lotara Sarrin came out in 2012, there's precedent for it
>>97771472Post models
>>97771461Nta but he’s so unproblematic it’s boring for most of us. Been better about spamming his models of late too.
>>97771473But lotara was always pandering, my nigga
>>97771447Well, wouldn't better use something different words in this sense like emm... mortal
>>97771451That’s the bar for GW. If we ever see a Catachan refresh, the sergeant of an average Devils squad will be a brownish woman with a dykey haircut for le ebin Vasquez from Aliens reference.
why does the fact that the SW rolled over and let the Ordo Malleus purge half of fenris after Magnus' most recent invasion never get brought in discussions about the SW vs the Inquisition?
>>97771480Trying too hard
>>97771481yeah I'm sure you prefer a certain other poster, you dramachasing faggot
>>97771491Because they did stuff like that every time Chaos invaded an Imperial world, they did not want to risk the regular folks being warpified so they do a cleansing after beating back the enemy..it is what it is.
>>97771485and big buff supersoldiers aren't pandering to men?
>>97771489I will allows it if it's a good vasquez referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVn2HSHW1aI
>>97771481>actually hobbies>gives advice to noobs>visible record of improvement from his early posts to nowThere’s nothing wrong with sallyman at all.
>>97771449>armorcast reaver turned into terrain
>>97771510Do you feel pandered to?
>>97771528It's a war game, obviously it's pandering to men. Why not through a female character in their to grab the occasional woman too?
>>97771528Yeah?It's awesome.
>>97771537throw*, there*bruh
>paint is the perfect hue>applies like shit for some reason
>>97771229per 8e gene-cult codex it seems to be the stock genestealer color
>>97771537>>97771542Explain how it's pandering to you>wargames pander to menYoukeepusingthatword.jpg
>>97771575T H I N
>>97771447I mean, it literally elaborates on the page itself. She is not a space marine, obviously, she however has some cybernetic/bionic neural augments embedded in her head.This shit isn't that weird either honestly and even the Imperium does it sometimes. I'm more surprised that it isn't more common with regular humans in 40k.Like you'd imagine some Inquisitors or even nobles would do it.Inquisitors because their job requires it and being more intelligent helps in investigative work and uncovering clues that they can use to root out heresy, conspiracy and corruption from within the Imperium.Nobles because they have "Fuck You" money and also it would help in terms of politic bullshit and even running the planet if they are the governor who needs to keep up with logisitics.
>>97771591I AM THINNING IT
>>97771588>you keep using that wordYou brought up pandering to women, I'm saying war games pander to men, so who cares
>>97771575Just one more drop of water bro I promise. You just need one more drop of water and it will be the perfect consistency and apply smoothly bro please believe me bro just one more drop
>>97771600>Pandering to womenI said pandering, not to whom, anon.>who caresI do, I'm curious as to what the fuck you're on about, so please indulge me: how does warhammer 40k and wargames in general pander to you?
>>97771588>uhm ackchually it's not pandering, obviously i like it and find it super cool and appeals to me, but it's not pandering trust me broIt's you who really doesn't seem to know what the word actually means.
>>97771447>>97771598nta but us understanding what they mean doesn't make the writing less retarded. Good on you for figuring out the writer's intentions, good job, but -> Missing the point
>>97771599YOU HAVE TO GO THINNER
>>97771618Who are you quoting?>What's pandering?>Immediately gets defensiveActually funny lol
Finished granny today
>>97771691Such a cool model. Was it only in the SoB combat patrol?
>>97770713>picMade for getting his ship captured by a dommy corsair princess mommy and becoming her toy
>>97771696I think so yeah, fuck gw and their unique models not releasing ever again
>>97771598Nigga every inquisitor I've seen has been augmented. Most necromundan nobles are augmented. It happens all over the Imperium already
>>97770713I saw a single fire warrior hold its own in melee against a squad of tactical marines for several turns, with the marines losing one member every turn to said fire warrior. Must have been Kais.
>>97771724>We can't have X because metal moulds are expensive, please understand!>FOMO machine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrI hope in my lifetime that these psychological tactics to make people buy things get downright outlawed.>You can't ban itLet me dream, Harold
>>97771369Painted a guy/thing every day for a couple yearsIf batch painting do in squads and not the whole army
>>97771736That’s funny, I saw a single Fire Warrior dude take down a squad of Infernus Marines in melee two weeks ago.
>>97771691hag/10, nice work.
>>97771691I'd finish in that gran.
>>97770635Finally I can escape from the mentally ill spergs and shitposters
Did you guys know that there's a whole unique lineup of GSC cultists locked behind an OOP boardgame?
>>97771794stop ban evading you failed redditor nigger
>>97771797Pic?
>>97771369Often times I'm not really 'in the mood' to paint until I actually sit down and get started, then it's great. I treat it a little like exercise, if I want the results I just have to get to it, there's no trick or technique to shortcut it, but it always feels good to have it done for the day. Sometimes 30 minutes is enough, sometimes I keep going for 4+ hours with short breaks.
The funny thing is that there's at least 10 incredibly mentally ill retards in this general. It's just that one's chief among them. As soon as he gone, someone else's ready to take his place. This has happened several times before with Ben and Carnac for example
>>97771736That’s literally impossible. A fire warrior has a single attack that hits and wounds on 5s, even if he’s shooting with his pistol every turn too he doesn’t make it more than 1 or two turns and can’t kill a marine in less than 2 turns. On average it would take 4 turns or more to manage killing a single marine. Why lie?
>>97771803
>>97771822Maybe it was before marines got 2 wounds
>>97771816not nearly as sad as getting banned 3 times in a single day
>>97771822I said tactical marines. This happened when marines had 1W
Which faction has the best femboys?
>>97771742do not reply to your superiors, mutant.
What would you say are the armies that have the best 3rd party 3D printable minis?Haven't looked much but the Orks I've seen look like they fit right in to 40K
>>97771826Tell me more
>>97770528>traveled through space for asian pussy because the pussy on viltrum was too bitchy and feminist
>>97771861Ain't much to it. It's called Deathwatch Overkill and there's some unique sculpts in it. Completely impossible to know if you haven't built Neophytes yourself. There's a left handed autogun and a third generation dude with a grenade laucher
anything been revealed yet?
>>97771897You're 5 hours early
>>97771883So that was the box where the KT cassius came from, noice. Seems you can still buy the GSC HQs, that magus looks great (don't care much for le wamyn).Hope the other sprues get a mto at some point, would add a bit of variety to the GSC range.Cheers anon, today I learnt
>>97771897In like 4 hours they'll make a Warcom post with a bunch of shadowed silhouettes and a link to the stream. Then there will be plenty to speculate on. But for now all the rumors are same ones we have had for the last several months.
>>97771897They're doing a timeskip and soft rebooting the setting. Abaddon destroys the emperor's corpse and all systems merge into a super system. It's called The Last Galaxy.
>Steel Legion got smashed to bits and Yarrick got killed by Ghazghkull >revived Yarrick is tainted by Space Yiff furry magic I'm enjoying this latest Guardfag humiliation ritual.
>>97771897yeah THIS*unzips cock*
>>97771948Congrats on your transiti- OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONEIT'S A LIVE CHRIST EVERYONE RUUUUUUUN
>>97771935Part of me hopes that leak really is true just to see the AoSfags suffer.
>>97771369>What are some ways you lock in and actually complete your projects?meth mainly
>>97771943>>revived Yarrick is tainted by Space Yiff furry magicHe should count his blessings and thank the all-father
>>97771984>necromunda Hype!
>>97771977what is this, your 4th evasion today? you've been doing this for 4 hours
>>97772025I'm not who you think I am
How could Mutantking afford those knights if he doesn't work? Tugboat status?
>>97771984>karamzov replaced by le womanHow many times are they gonna do this
>>97772030Riiiight
>>97771984Will they pull out the family link trick again?
>have two armies>been painting for nearly a decade >know how to play the game more or less but want to learn how to actually and in detail after the new edition relases>no friends however I live near a major metro so i can just look up and find the group for it , should be easy>the *only* one is impractically far north of the city
>>97772032There is nothing wrong with women in 40k
>>97772065What an odd thing to say
>>97772068?
>>97772063Yeah, a rimjob
I'll go on a limb and make a baseless prediction.Female marines will be revealed this stream within few hours.
>>97772053Just play against yourself.
>>97772063People with jobs don't have enough time to sit here literally all day
>>97772073>playing dumbTypical
>>97772128I don't It updates on its own and I check sporadically while I am on the phone with clients you wretch.
>>97772142Yeah, and we all know what kind of clients your mom has
>>97772151>he pimps out his mother to have money for more plastic toys to poorly paintmakes sense honestly
>>97772151>>97772165You people are seriously deranged
Is Trazyn in the Erebus files?
>>97772183NoBut Erebus is in the Trazyn files
>>97772142at least make your job believable, there ain’t no way the guy socially retarded enough to show up to his LGS with nazi minis is working a job that deals with customers on a regular basis. not to mention you’d 100% throw a temper tantrum as soon as the first boomer gave you a hard time on spmething.
>>97772195See>>97772165
>>97772179You can stop ban evading anytime now
I am doing a corrupted Wraith pain engineShould I keep the Wraith head pristine or do I add some cracks in it like this
Is AP basilisk red just a totally shit paint?
>>97771984I knew they'd announce him tonight
>>97772212You can stop breathing anytime now
>>97772231>AP>totally shityeah pretty much
>>97772238>>97772238>>97772238Freshly baked
>>97770635>DecalfilterDope. Better than the last one that he got into
>>97772032As many times as they can get away with, and you'll keep paying for it.
