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Instants & Sorcery Edition

>Bans
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026

>News
The Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:
https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026

Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:
https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026

>Spoilers
http://www.magicspoiler.com/
https://mythicspoiler.com/

CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES
>Current meta, complete with deck lists
https://www.mtgtop8.com/
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/
>Build and share casual decks
https://deckstats.net/
https://tappedout.net/

CUBE RESOURCES
>Build and share Cubes
https://cubecobra.com/landing

CARD RESOURCES
>Search engines
https://scryfall.com/
https://mtg.wtf/

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://www.makeplayingcards.com/
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>Play online for free
https://untap.in/
https://dr4ft.info/

>What is EDH?
https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1

>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.
https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963

>WotC's War Crimes
https://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)
https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)

>Previously
>>97803176

>TQ
How are the Secrets of Strixhaven (SoS) spoilers so far?
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Last thread's flamewar aside, are we getting Lessons in SOS? I haven't seen any spoiled yet.
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Play

Dandan

https://pastebin.com/umGk9qQD
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>>97808894
there will be some but very few
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PAY UP PIGGY
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>>97808978
commander and ravnica ruined magic
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>>97808894
Yes Mark confirmed there would be small amount of lessons. No word on learn yet.
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>>97808981
What's wrong with drag, exactly?
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>>97808978
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>>97808985
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>>97808985
>t.
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>Dragons are creatures all about pride
>They're gay
I finally get it.
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>TQ
I haven't been following them this post turned me off even my extremely low expectations for the set. I will continue to play my cube and not give a flying fuck about the new sets.

>>97803622
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>>97809001
You guys are really fixated on that fanfic
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Ruling question for the three non-tourists here
Are winning the game and losing the game considered part of the same game event? I know Lich's Mirror works on normal life-based loss and doesn't work on Infect. But what about for a non-persistent alternate wincon? For example, if I resolve Approach of the Second Sun while the opponent has a Lich's Mirror out, would Lich's Mirror trigger before I would win, because the opponent had just lost? Or would I win because Approach had resolved?
I know Mirror would trigger off of an "opponent loses" clause like Phage, but ruleswise I don't know how similar that is to "I win" (at least in 1v1)
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Trannies, jews and brownoids ruin everything
This is why you gatekeep your hobby
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just a reminder that gatekeeping has not been possible since the invention of the internet
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>>97809056
Fairly sure player winning ends the game with no respons possible. Players losing is implied not to end the game, because multiplayer is a thing so 1 person being eliminate isn't always the end
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>>97809056
Mirror clearly triggers after game states resolving resulting in your loss
Second sun would still trigger you to lose the game, thus mirror would trigger

You cannot win the game without the opponent losing.
Thus the stack would resolve like this
>second sun makes you win the game
>opp with mirror "would" lose
>mirror triggers and denies the loss
>game state resolves
It's the same logic as with going minus while blocking with a lifelink creature
the game doesn't go on as long as effects and triggers are fully resolved
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>>97809056
>Lich's Mirror has no effect if a spell or ability (such as the one from Helix Pinnacle) states that a player "wins the game." If a player wins the game, the game ends immediately.
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I love TMNT and I love MTG
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He sounds mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sKP_nhdBAw
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>>97809268
>1v1
>opp loses the game
>withengar trigger activate
>in response to it, bolt yourself to death
>???
>profit
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>>97808981
Does this dude have Vampirella on his wall?
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>create new cube list
>realize I have no friends to play with
>delete cube list

Anyone else?
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SAY
HIS
NAME
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>>97809707
CAPTAIN NIGGA'S ROD
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>>97809707
na gahfrod
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If you like Learn as a mechanic, you are a real piece of shit.
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>>97809707
NIGGATHROD
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>>97809707
Ngathrod.
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>>97808997
>Schultz
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>>97809182
It is if you make it completely radioactive to gay retards
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>>97808854
>TQ
Looks like it has a little more grit than last time which is great I'm bored to tears with these soft as baby shit settings
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>>97809523
Yes, and that's problematic. Cancel that misogynist monster.
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>>97809348
I like clam chowder and I like Captain Crunch, but that doesn't mean they belong in a bowl together.
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>>97809523
I'm honestly surprised he's into women, he comes off as super gay.
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>>97809698
Go to your LGS
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>>97809946
>gay retards flock in
>voice their opinions in social media
>corpo obliges for gay shekels
there is nothing gatekeeping can do to stop this. only way to practice it is to keep a closed playgroup irl
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>>97810092
Fag bux dried up didn't you hear? Black rock froze their banks to stop investors from pulling out. Companies finally figured out gay retards don't actually spend money on anything
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>>97810021
What do you mean? You like peanut butter right? You like pickles right? So why aren't you buying my pickles and peanut butter sandwiches?
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>>97810021
> Sweet and savory
General Tsao's clam crunch
pizza and mana

>>97809698
Same.
Keep cube list though
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>>97809698
I feel your pain I made two pauper decks that have never seen a single game
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>>97810191
>I made two decks
Do you know how you could easily see them played?
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https://scryfall.com/
Trans rights are human rights
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>>97810236
Not having a friend group exclusively into commander?
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I want an Planet Earth UB with hand drawn art of earth animals with a FIRE design.
Suggestions:
Coral Eel: 2 mana protection from everything. cannot attack unless defending player controls an island.
Tiger: flash, etb fight target creature
Pygmie: XR: destroy target artifact with cmc W.
Red tail hawk: 1/1 1 cmc flying liflink hexproof
Barn Owl: 1 cmc mana bird
Vulture: 1: exile target card from a graveyard. Gain1 life.
King Cobra: etb counter target spell. Death Touch
Poodle: etb draw a card. Sacrifice: target creature gains indestructanle untile the end of turn.
Chinaman: etb: destroy target creature gain 3 life.
rabbits: etb destroy target artifact of enchantment.
Moths: etb target player discards a card.
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>>97810267
damn, can't believe that website is ran by brushwagg supremasits...
>>97810282
You go to your local LGS store and grab a nerd. Be like "Pssst, hey nerd, wanna play some Magic? Pauper, perhaps? I got a deck for you. Hehehe...". Well, maybe less creepy than that.
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>>97810302
Last time I did something like that the dood swiped my blood moons out of my red prison deck
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>>97810145
god I really wish this is true
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>>97810332
What's he gonna do, steal your commons
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>>97808985
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>>97810332
Reminder that this game is only for high trust societies
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>>97809946
You cannot win against absolutely delusional faggots.
You'd be surprised how utterly and irredeemably autistically obsessed they are in policing/censoring everything until they take over.
The most effective tactic is to simply drop anything they attempt to infect since they are always a vocal minority that do not have the sheer numbers to keep anything even afloat. They behave exactly like a virus and you are the host carrying them.
If you keep financing whatever they're trying to infect, you're not solving the issue.
If you ignore or engage them rationally, they're just going to get louder and more irrational.

If you want to still be active in any community; Criticize the game itself and don't engage them when they inevitably try to fish for gotchas and get replies by disagreeing or calling you names.

At the end, it's a game of attrition; you drop the thing, the thing stops pandering to the vocal minority that doesn't spend any money and if they do they will inevitably run out of money because they can't keep the thing financially viable.
If you want to fuck with them, play the game of subtlety and subversion, since they all have extremely fragile egos and psyches and being direct with them will only give them any socially approved justification to do what they want.

btw women and gays cannot gatekeep in any manner, because no one wants to deal with them (not even their own) and they are always parasitic and only live off the contributions of others, until they eventually stir up so much inside-drama their whole "community" implodes.
MtG is prime example of this.
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>>97810439
I've lended my decks to people and seen others at my shop lend their decks, to newcomers as well, and I've never heard of any cards being stolen. I'm a slav, I was told we're niggers born with the wrong skin color, so what gives?
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>>97809707
nigga, the rod
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>>97810594
in mtgs case I just fear the money problem was solved with doing different IP crossovers all the time, effectively refreshing the fagwallets with each new community they pander to
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>>97810425
>how blue players see themselves when they counter a spell
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>>97810594
>>97810439
It's time to play texas hold em for in person games with strangers. 52 cards art is better than what wotc puts out now anyway.
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>>97810823
>each new community
The ones with fight in them (basically any nonwestern fanbase) will not stand for any wotc meddling, that's why FF turned out faithful
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Why did Force of Will never get banned? This piece of shit card is complete aids
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>>97810870
FF fanbase is 99% female.
Not even the jewest jew that ever jewed would fuck with that.
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>>97810873
That card is the only thing preventing legacy and vintage combo decks from killing you before you have anything on the table. Banning Force of Will would only lead to a huge streak of other bans to prevent the format from imploding.
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>>97810870
yeah, that's why they are doing the bare minimum amount of them to fund the rest of their shenanigans
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be honest: would you download a magic card?
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>>97810873
If it makes you feel better, fow is sided out against vintage dredge
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>>97810414
You've never been around niggers or the spiritually niggerish have you? It doesn't matter how valuable it is, if it's not theirs they want it
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>>97810884
Okay what if I don't want to play blue because I'm not a fag?
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>>97810823
But it's mostly scalpers. They don't mean anything and are not the target audience wotc wants.
People that are obsessed with identity politics and brown people and the gays don't buy that shit since they're busy getting aids in public baths.
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>>97810914
I already do.
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>>97810932
then you hope that you go first and have a hate piece, or a duress/thoughtseize, or hope they don't have it
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>>97810955
That's bad design though.
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>>97810971
Nobody cares pokefag
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>>97810971
welcome to competitive magic, it's gay as hell and it will only get worse from here
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I am ready to be disappointed in Strixhaven.
Let's go.
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>>97810981
They haven't shown the low costing cards that inevitably warp the meta around it yet
Maybe a 2 cmc granny that triggers Learn every turn
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What do (You) think is the coolest deck in Modern right now?
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>>97810997
>a granny dominating a format? Clearly the fault of dastardly UB
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>>97810973
Pokemon did that right. Your opponent can't be a nigger and play on your turn and it's a better game because of it. There's a guy in my commander group who would constantly play izzet wheel-counterspell and I quit because he was such a nigger to play with.
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>>97811031
I'm putting together a team. Are you in?
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>>97809031
nta but it genuinely is kino
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>>97811032
>edh
I have a feeling your opponent isnt playing Ral/Vivi and you're just a hopeless timmy that doesnt want anyone to touch your cards
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>>97811058
>
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>let's print storm in standard
>again again
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I hate new inklinks so much.
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>>97811097
Get rid of the troon faggotry too while you're busy retconning the shitty lore Jace
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>>97811097
Cool pose.
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>>97811097
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>>97811058
>Looking up from her mug, her eyes grew unfocused as she drifted into memories of her past, a wild and sensual time where she had art by Terese Nielsen, with large, perky breasts just barely obscured by a bright yellow glow.
>God, how she fucked back then.
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reanimate nigga
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>>97811178
I will literally never forgive them for firing on of their best artists
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Here's your high CMC sorcery bro
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>>97811198
Cant wait for the Contract from Below black mythic
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>>97811215
paradigm is just epic but with no downsides?
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>>97811201
Was she the one that went crazy?
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Member Prof's Eiditic memory?
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He probes your anus
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>>97811097
Not even Orzhov? Pure black? Sure, why not?
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>>97811097
>>97811145
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4 cmc 6/6 nigga
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>>97811166
Interesting cycle, but Lorehold should have miracle too.
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This is the least gorgon-like gorgon I've ever seen.
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The owl might see some play in eternal format maybe
It's like a worse frog but it has some synergy with all the delve cards
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>>97811166
10/10
Simic is the best one. Not enough to get me to instal arena but I might buy if they print the other 5 in the planar chaos set, as a contrast to the older dragons. No way they will cost more than 5 dollars.
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>>97811228
BANNED ALREADY. It's gonna get so banned.
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Here's your 4cmc planeswalker bro
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>>97811243
I like the bee cube.
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>>97811243
Spell evolve, cool.
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>>97811297
I can kill with food tokens.
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>>97811297
>Professor Dellian Fent
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Whatever card
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>>97811297
EVIL NIGGA? IN MY MTG STORYLINE? Not since Tezzeret we've been so bold.
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Hedron crab but he genie
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I don't know what Prepare means.
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>>97811282
Jace's fake daughter is cute.
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A ... planeswalker creature. Kinda.
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>>97811282
She's not purge gorgon.
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>>97811257
My opponent when he plays this card against my prepared creature be like:
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Trans vampire on roid
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They really do be pushing limits with these "prepare" cards
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>>97811282
Jace's twink genes are stronger than Vraska's gorgon genes.
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>>97811297
>Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.
Phrexian arena with a removal option. Gives the caster life, which is associated with food. He will also stab the opponent if the game goes on to long.
10/10
We have out cheese cake
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>Apple falls on head
>Eureka! I'll draw one card and gain one life!
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>>97811198
The fuck that's just Reanimate.
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Another way to prepare other cards.
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Is there no special frame this go around?
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Enabler for all the "leave the yard this turn" cards
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>>97811331
>Force of Will happens to be 5 mana
Hmmmm.
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>>97811396
>totally not Hogsmeade
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>>97811198
thankfully it's bad enough for today's standard
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>>97811358
THAT BITCH IS ON THE JUICE. SHE'S DIGGIN UP, ALRIGHT, DIGGING UP FOR CREATINE!
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>>97811390
perhaps that's why it's called Reanimate
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>>97811417
What about Modern?
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>>97811407
how often are you casting FoW for its full mana cost?
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>>97811428
But now ponder on the implications of having a card without it being a card.
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>>97811414
>>97811347
What the fuck are you talking about? Why would these be planeswalkers in any way? Do you mean mechanically or because they aren't from Archivous?
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some mufuggin ugly ass dragon
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>>97811198
>it's a troll
>his power is to repost
pottery
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>>97811442
Oh, you have to spend the mana. Nevermind, it sucks. It was almost legacy playable
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>>97811306
now THAT is a man jaw
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>>97811454
thats me on the left. getting high next to cards
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>>97811331
wasn't djinn supposed to be retired?
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>>97811432
would rather use vindicate
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>>97811306
>>97811347
Wait, how many damn omenpaths does Archivous have? Are they stuffed with those like Ravnica?
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>>97811476
*victimize
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>>97811347
>whenever this mauls a kid, gain 1 life
>"aww, it's smiling!"
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>>97811452
mechanically
>3-4 cmc
>breed creatures every round to protect themselves
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>>97811454
Witherbloom looks cracked
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>>97811478
Magic can be diverse now because of the omen paths.
Whoever wanted blocks back has technically gotten their wish
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>>97811288
These are both quite good - the creature moreso than the spell, but CMC = damage is a fantastic scalable rate and the untap effect is something you don't get often in this colour pair.
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>>97811385
This is just that one merfolk landfall chick but with extra steps
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Was Strixhaven even popular?

Because it did nothing for me back then and does nothing for me now.
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Looks like the 2CMC creatures win out again
Set's over everybody can go home now
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>>97811478
The Kamigawa one is from the commander decks, and we literally saw Luwen travel back with the students during ECL. I don't think it's egregious yet
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>>97811519
>Literally white savior
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>97811583
>gives you fat ass
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If I had a magic wand, I would merge /mtg/ and /mtgag/ (because the vast majority of 1v1 play occurs on Magic Arena). However, despite having said that, I feel like Magic Arena is a massive wasted opportunity, so I understand why there are players who want nothing to do with the Arena client.
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>looting and lesson were both viable archetypes
Hmm
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>>97811454
>Silverquill
Chin.
>Prismari
Chinless.
>Witherbloom
Literal bearded lady.
>Lorehold
He just sucks.
>Quandrix
Best horns of the bunch.
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>>97811358
Michelle Obama
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>>97811597
BEAR
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>no etb draw a card
In this economy?
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>>97811597
>not a 2/2
>does not make another bear
>1 mana
>can't repeat the rampant growth
>FUGLY
I get that it's a common but they could have made it a little bit better
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>>97811597
>>97811396
>>97811385
Someone is going to build a pile of cards that can tap and recharge students. Wotc is finally giving the judges the support they always wanted.
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>>97811655
>After a thorough review by the Biblioplex's Department of Library Sciences, a few existing cards will receive updates to be classified as Books. Stay tuned for a future Oracle update for all the specifics.
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Premodern.
Home.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIlXTNYeSL0
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I liked Secrets of Strixhaven trailer.
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>>97811454
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>>97811229
Nah. She just was a Trump supporter and liked some lukewarm boomer memes on twitter. Which drove the trannies at wotc berserk so they cancelled her.
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I hate to admit it, but the SOS preview video actually featured a lot of art with actual breasts on them, two with actual cleavage. What year is this again?
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>>97811166
hmm these all actually look pretty good to me..
maybe ill get a booster box after all
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>>97811709
Not to go too off topic, but supporting Trump isn't exactly good PR globally. Even if you did, it would be better to keep it to yourself as a contractor or artist since it won't help you land gigs.
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>scryfall trannies so busy shitposting on their website that it won't fucking load
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wtf sos cards actually look interesting
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>>97811740
>Either submit to the dogma or shut up
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>this motherfucker got to keep his spark while the Kenriths lost theirs
It's not fair.
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Starting to suspect orcs are cute
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Starting to suspect dryads are cute
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>>97811773
Orc females supposed to have GIGANTIC milkers because orc children need to drink tons of milk to grow big.
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>>97811782
dina is qutie
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>monoblack Ral
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>>97811762
Anon, you don't need to go online to post on social media how much you love to eat shit sandwiches and that you find babies sexy. If you're someone that does contract work how you're perceived is part of being a good contractor and artist.
She simply lacked self control and common sense.
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>>97811797
Dina is /tg/ approved.
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>>97811801
>ral's ult
jej
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>>97811803
>post on social media how much you love to eat shit sandwiches and that you find babies sexy
Yeah that's totally the same as being a Trump supporter you fucking faggot.
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>>97811671
>robots
>spaceships
>books
TOTAL
CONSTRUCT
DEATH
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Ching chong ping pong
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>>97811839
Yes.
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>slowlands reprint
I wanted a new land cycle
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No, learn won't return. Deal with it chuddies.
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>>97811839
>Yeah that's totally the same as being a Trump supporter you fucking faggot.
Are you being intentionally disingenuous or are you an upset Trump supporter? The reality is that a lot of people in the US and especially rest of the world do not like Trump at all and he is perceived very negatively. If you announce you support that person openly on social media as an industry professional, how exactly did you expect that would go down? And why did you felt the need to openly proclaim it? A smart person knows when to open their mouth and not. But you don't sound very smart since this seems to upset you so much and you don't get why doing what she did wasn't smart.
Well whatever, that's enough of that.
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>>97811843
What are bottom middle and bottom right?

I assume Giant Growth is bottom right?
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>this fucking woke set, again.
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>>97811740
Oh but you can be open about how you chopped off your penis huh?
>Bake the cake, bigot.
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>>97811879
JP exclusive versions of these
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>>97811884
Your mother is woke.
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>>97811862
Ofc learn wont return, its worthless in commander, the only format wotc pushes.

If you want some history, OG strix draft was hella fun because of learn mechanic and your ability to create value from sideboard cards (literally free cards). OFC wotc kills this because only EDH babbies are allowed to have fun in this dogshit game
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>>97811454
>7 mana
The ultimate Izzet Timmy card
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>>97811903
cool smallpox art
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>>97811903
Did they start spreading smallpox?
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>>97811876
>support popular politician who holds the highest office in the world, twice
>brainwashed fag start shitting themselves
What you aren't getting is supporting Trump is not some crazy thing. It's completely normal and unremarkable. The only reason people will spazz about it is because of TDS. They're genuinely mentally ill and brainwashed by traditional media and social media.

That's why the anon posted "submit to the dogma or shut up."
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>>97811519
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>>97811903
>Forces of Negation
hehe/10

>>97811901
I love AI-generated schizobabble
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>>97811901
Final thing I'll say is that this me not talking about my emotions or ideals, but rationally speaking from the perspective as a professional that wants to get more or just keep their work:
It is not a smart idea to post on social media things that a vast majority of the world views very very negatively. It doesn't matter what you or I think, it simply is the world we live in. If you can't be mature about it and control your emotions, then you're frankly not fit to work as an artist or contractor.
If it rains you bring an umbrella, you don't scream at the world that rain is stupid.
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>>97811583
He looks like a total fag but if he's running around giving out dump truck asses he's alright in my book
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>>97811937
see >>97811959

And this is a mtg thread, cool it with the Trump shit. I won't engage in this anymore.
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>I've always seen myself a student and a scholar of Magic The Gathering
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today I learned that there's a scryfall category for trans "people" inside magic cards

fucking hell
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>>97811803
>>97811803
That's not what happened, as far as i know
Her girlfriend liked, not even retweeted, a post denouncing zionism, back before the left had to pick a side between muh holly or muh sand diversity
She also sent a couple playmats to some fringe qanon podcast with a handful of followers
That was enough to kickstart the hearsay about her being a racist transphobe, which coalesced into "fact" and demands for her termination
I remember because some literal tranny showed me the aforementioned tweets as "evidence" of why I had to ditch all her cards. You should listen to his stance on israel now
Back when this happened, I saw no trumpet blaring trump support on Terese's end
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>>97811959
>It is not a smart idea to post on social media things that a vast majority of the world views very very negatively.
Most of the world think fags and tranny shit are fucking repulsive is my point you retard.
So your argument and logic is fucking stupid especially in a country that champions free fucking speech.
They acted like she openly said the N word and got her fired.
Are you insane or just some TDS tranny?
Actually dont answer that because I know the answer and arguing with idiots like you is impossible because youre always disingenuous.
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>>97811990
fully 3/4 of this thread isn't old enough to get the deadeye navigator joke (you included) and that is kind of sad
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>>97811876
What started out about Terese revealed that you're in fact very upset that he's still your president for libtard reasons, you just cant help yourself
Lol, enjoy your fag strixhaven set
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>actual news to talk about
>same old retards spamming the same old seething about troons
>all attempts at actual discussion are drowned out by Epstein-brained rambling
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>>97811959
>If it rains you bring an umbrella, you don't scream at the world that rain is stupid.
Well no. It's more like recognizing the company you work for is inundated with deranged people. Then realizing they're mentally ill and not very good people and will spite you as much as they can if you "cross" them, in their mind. While what they consider "crossing" them is actually completely normal, they're deranged. And it would be difficult to fix their mental illness.
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>want to do a basic mechanic comparison search based on one of the cards revealed today
>Scryfall is currently shitting its self because they went too all-in on an early April Fools page

I hate the modern internet so fucking much.
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>>97812013
Netscape Navigator
now kys
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>>97812028
>EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
I love how this has become the new immediate tell for deranged libral retards the second they start losing a discourse
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>>97812028
Frankly just a boring and soulless setting. School as a theme is very weak.
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The meltdown has begun
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>>97812028
>actual news
I'm not seeing meaningful cards being revealed today
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>>97812028
Just ignore the off topic idiots and move on. Don't give them the attention they seek, because they're attentionwhores.
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>>97812043
You are the victim of the only actual Jewish pedophile psy op to be proven and you're deeply in denial, I understand. I'm sure spending all your time thinking about trannies and other things you hate is time well spent and you'll look back on this post fondly
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>>97812063
>Why did Magic Related Thing Happen?
>"Blatant Disinfo"
>People shit on said disinfo
>YEAH WHATEVER JUST IGNORE THE OFFTOPIC

Go back to r/mtg you disgusting fucking rat
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>>97812080
>He fell for the Epstein made le /pol/ psyop
Hahahaha holy shit no way
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>>97811990
>that Shandalar ost
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>>97812095
it's old school get it? back when trans people were not everywhere on the internet!
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>>97812080
>Epstein made /pol/, so you need to like man-made hubris troon aberrations
>checkmate chud
exactly what is your point?
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Can you brown /pol/tards return to your containment board?
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>>97811782
>extremely cute art
>absolutely ass card and generic to boot
I hope the mainset one is better
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>>97812028
it's burger hour, go figure
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Whats our opinion on Strixhaven 2 /mtg/ also Jace got to have a child? How?
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Can you stilfe the prepare mechanic?
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>>97812142
kys jamgoy
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>>97812175
>when, whenever or at
You sure the fuck can.
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>>97812121
That you mindlessly behave exactly how a Jewish pedophile wanted you to. You can cope all you want but you are a golem consumed by rage
>>97812142
If only we had proper janitors on this shit hole website
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>>97811803
you sound like a literal troon groomer. trannies molest kids just like the reddit mod who was just caught– this is the norm for trans. and like the Zulock family for gays this is all part of their behavior. trans is trying to do your fetish in public

that said, I think its about time to take scryfall down a notch, stop supporting groomers and child molester trans that are mentally ill and start reclaiming magic back to normalcy.
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>>97812194
>If only we had proper janitors on this shit hole website
We probably do, since my post was deleted in 20 seconds
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>>97812149
>mainset
Anon....I....have news for you.
Dina.....she.......has been replaced by pic related.
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>>97812174
not buying or drafting any sets of strixhaven, but I will eagerly draft Harry Potter when Hasbro forces (a good thing) them to launch a set in 2027. despite not reading any of the books since I was probably 12 I think it would fit really well actually. dementors could be some killer black cards
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>>97812174
>Whats our opinion on Strixhaven 2 /mtg/ also Jace got to have a child? How?
Wait to ask that question in 12 hours once the americans go to sleep. You won't get anything but tranny seethe and /pol/ spam until then now.
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>>97812187
What about the prepared "spell"?
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>>97812174
my question would be how is the child this old already
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>>97812209
I guess this was the cost the ethics committee demanded in exchange for allowing a cute dryad to exist.
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>>97812236
She is a construct, not a biological child. Story last week revealed she was created, not born.
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>>97809056
In most games, winning the game causes you to win, and does not trigger your opponent to lose. This is commonly misunderstood, but is nowhere laid out in the comprehensive rules. The law of the excluded middle does not apply to how to win or lose a game of Magic.

In a multiplayer game with limited range of influence, all "You Win the game" effects are automatically replaced with "Each Opponent within range Loses the game".

Lich's mirror only triggers off of Approach of the second Sun in a multiplayer game with limited influence range.

The comprehensive rules are really easy to read for this section. Just go read them. Section 104.
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>>97812194
so how do I escape my golem status anon? Accept HRT for kids? Men in wigs in the ladies' bathroom? Pay taxes so that they can chop their dicks? Laws where anyone can change their ID to any gender, no questions asked? Help me, enlightened one
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>>97811876
no this shows Groomers of the Coast is a literal cult and will continue down this path until the money dries up. When hasbro forces them to make a Harry Potter set it will be a good day, and like they had to kiss Rebecca Guay's ass in the mid 2000's they'll have to do the same to Terese Neilsen.

the faggot shit has got to go and they need to be investigated just like pReddit mods
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>>97811404
This card is actual gas for lots of things but you can understand why is will be commonly overlooked. I think this will see constructed play.
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>>97812174
This set looks boring and uninspired literal trash. And the art is mostly hideous.

I can appreciate Dragons though hope Hexhaven gets their own cycle of Dragons.
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>>97812209
>uncommon
Don't be dumb
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>>97812080
>He says smugly whilst holding a view hand crafted by big EP solely to make more trans kids for him to fuck and eat
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>>97812266
It's over, you're already doomed. You will be going on schizo rants about trannies well after the world has moved on or you'll just accept your new programming when the time comes. You will continue this until you die cold alone and childless as was intended
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>been out of the loop in terms of the story for a while
>jace and vraska a golgari queen are a thing
>jace has a kid

What the fuck
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>>97812290
>uncommon
>Don't be dumb
Guess what
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>>97812080
>You are the victim of the only actual Jewish pedophile psy op to be proven
The one where Epstein directly funded the transsexual push and child mutilations for his sexual fetish? I think anon made it pretty clear he was against that.
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>>97812313
You forgot the part where Wizards really wants you to know that they were extremely intimate and went at it raw for months and they are going very out of their way to remind you of this fact several times.

Weird thing for them to fixate on, but uh good for Jace I guess.
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>>97812313
Ikr imagine sinking the jace x lili ship wotc is utterly incompetent
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>>97811764
Don't you ever talk shit about my boy again
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>>97812313
>>97812334
Uhhh based?
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>>97812209
Cute elf
>>97812334
This was based thobeit
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>>97812261
>Section 104.
Thank you for the citation, 104.1 makes it pretty clear. On that note
>104.3f If a player would both win and lose the game simultaneously, that player loses the game.
How would that even happen?
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>>97812319
Well yeah anon there's been a time skip
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>>97811801
Huh, the Golgari guy's ult is actually pretty practicable to pull off. I hope this doesn't become a problem card.
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>>97812313
They are simic together. jace uses shapeshift magic to have a hemipenes that deposits sperm into vraska's cloaca. Vraska uses green magic to let the sperm impregnant the eggs. Then they are layed in a breeding pool. Then you bask in the sun for 9 months and watch the child peck their way out of the egg.
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>>97812308
Okay, so you just wanted to regurgitate self-righteous retorts instead of engaging in conversation, claiming moral high ground to see if I'd do what you want
Guess it's my fault for giving you a chance at honesty
I suggest you watch Frieren, it's a nice show. Good day.
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>>97812313
How you impregnate a snake cloaca?
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>>97812361
It's just wotc using can vs cant logic
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>>97811801
What happened to Ral?
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>>97812400
he's mystery nigga ral not the regular one
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>>97812400
That isn't Ral, its Zarek.
Protip: See what UW set is coming later this year.
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is there anything legacy or premodern playable in this set
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>>97811854
that land cycle is not that bad in my opinion. the likelihood of you drawing one in an opening hand or any other time where you;d have to play it entering in tapped is very low

the ones that check for BASIC lands those suck. but you can play a command tower into a bayou or cavern of souls, etc into a deathcap glade and it won't be tapped

the only thing that sucks is that it doesnt say Forest Swamp on it
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>>97812412
>premodern playable
Haha very funny
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Would Ugin or Bolas be more embarassed being caught mid-coitus with the other?
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>>97812426
Kill yourself, furfag tourist.
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>>97812384
Can't be done, unfortunately.
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>>97812426
Depends, Bolas would never want anyone to see him bottoming but Ugin wouldn't care that much
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>>97812174
Set looks mildly interesting, prepared at least allows it to feel like an actual instant and sorcery set without having to burn creature slots, which is nice. Flashback for RW only is an interesting choice considering Temur got alt. flashback a year ago. Evolve mixed with expend seems unplayable outside limited, but if Jackal can see play then anything better than pic related has a shot. Based on MaRo's wording choice, I'm starting to think Blex might be an alt. Ouroboroid with some sort of lesser benefit.
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>>97812437
Kneel bitch. Magic is ruled by scalies.
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>whenever you breathe, creatures gain haste and become prepared and when creatures are prepared they become prepared and when they become prepared you draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and it becomes prepared and you draw a card
these leaks just give me anxiety
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>>97812468
no they didnt win. everyone who's not mentally ill is waiting for a Harry Potter set
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>>97812496
"No!"
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>>97812412
why the fuck would anyone play premodern
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>>97812488
You've always been a faggot furry Gay Bolas anon but shame on wotc for appealing to you in the first place
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>>97812496
>everyone who's not mentally ill is waiting for a Harry Potter set
You really need to read another book, tard-kun
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>>97812496
nah fuck that, even as a kid I knew HP was overrated
if they did an Animorphs UB, on the other hand...
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>>97812468
>fun
>interesting
>STRONG
??????????????
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>>97812468
it's a 4 mana setup for commander that is also hard to play in that format due to the fact that it's not 4 hybrid pips
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>>97812519
Yes, strong. Let me guess, you thought ECL was weak too and laughed at sunderflock?
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>>97812532
Lorwyn was good but this set is ass.
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>>97812532
it's strong.... in planar standard but pure standard is too high power for a mediocre card like 4 cmc dumb 4/3 draw a card
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>>97812530
At 2WB this guy would have had my attention.
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>>97812530
>>97812547
I wasn't talking about that card specifically.
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>>97812532
sunderflock discounts itself, bounces the opponent's board and is a flier, this one is a 4cmc that pings everyone for 1 damage at most
>>97812548
still too overcosted imo but better
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>>97812468
I'll wait to see the Harry Potter tie in cards before making a decision.
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>>97812550
some cards yea... like the 3 cmc black wrath that card is bonkers
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>>97812552
It's a 4cmc that pings everyone for 1 damage
and replaces itself
and lets every instant/sorcery that targets a creature cantrip
and can protect itself if you have instants

I don't think it'll actually be that amazing, but the floor is way higher than what you're saying
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>>97812486
I'm just glad it seems like they're futureproofing mechanics like this by counting the amount of mana spent instead of the cmc, fuck beans.
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>>97812257
that's kinda disgusting but also
I WAS LIED TO tg told me he got gorgon pussy!
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>even thou turtles and SOS are sets dedicated to same color pairs they have exactly 0 synergy between each other
Wow
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>>97812618
He did and does. They can't interbreed so they needed to do something else for a child.
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>>97812618
Nah he was nutting raw in that gorgussy. Wotc explicitly stated as such. But they couldn't get pregnant.
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>>97812627
Increment gives +1/+1 counters and that's what UG turtles cared about
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>>97812607
That was by far one of the stupidest design oversights I've ever seen them make.
>We should make a giant-themed spell that rewards you with infinite cards for playing big spells! Surely no one will find a way to exploit this!
Then they proceeded to print a bunch of big spells that have cost reductions every set onwards.
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>>97812496
People like the idea and setting of HP more than the books and movies themselves. The idea of being a wizard in a fantasy setting and learning magic with a mix of coziness and danger, that's it.
The story and characters of HP are the worst part.
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>>97812618
>>97812446
>I think we'd know by now if it did
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>>97812647
cool
For increment you need to cast spells
to get UG turtles counters you need to play creatures thou
Even this 2 dont fit together
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>>97812496
This is how you know you peaked in middle school
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>>97812669
We know you dont like HP but to say nobody likes the characters is just salt from you, you cant build a global franchise without beloved characters that you can copyright for profit
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What are some of your favorite sets to draft? For me it's Neon Dynasty.
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Hexhaven>Strixhaven
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Check this shit out
>same entry price
>cube is phantom draft
>cube has 1 less pack in rewards
>cube doesnt give play-in points
Its like this company will literally die if they do ANYTHING nice for players
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>>97812691
>nobody
This is always the worst cope. There will always be someone that likes something no matter how awful or insane it is and it wasn't even in the same track of what was being talked about. I suggest you learn basic reading comprehension.
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What's with the changes to pests in Witherbloom. For one they give life on attack instead of death, for another they feel like they're being replaced with the dumb fairy frogs, and for another this isn't a pest.
Is this a fucking retcon thing where they decided having a faction of bio majors that kill their pets is too dark? Bio majors get attached to lab animals all the time.
As the #1 Pest fan I demand answers.
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>>97812730
Gotta push those turtle cards bro.
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>The Secret of Strixhaven is that you don't have to do your assignments as long as you do special favors for your professors
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This should've been a monk. Monks fuck with enchantments, kamigawa had a nice monk subtheme. Advjsor, what a crock of shit.
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>>97812754
Dina under desk service card when.
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>>97812754
>>The Secret of Strixhaven is that you don't have to do your assignments as long as you do special favors for your professors

So just like real life. Now bend over, anon. Your next assignment awaits.
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>>97812741
I'm guessing the on attack change is because they're trying to shift draft to be less stally, which spamming a bunch of chump block tokens that gain you life does. So that means less of a focus on sac, and more of a focus on combat tricks and pushing through damage (do I block the 1/1 which will keep triggering their lifegain synergies or do I block the 3/4 that's going to keep growing?)
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>>97812760
Forgot image, too pissed
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>>97812685
I haven't read a Harry Potter book since I was literally in middle school. sorcerer's stone was the first real book I ever read when I was in like 2nd or 3rd grade.

no ideas about the movies although one ex I had my parents got her all the movies on blu ray but I dont remember anything about them

its just a great setting for MTG and will help get the groomers out
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>>97812777
Sucks either way. Sacrifice heavy Witherbloom was a deck I enjoyed a fair bit. I guess I'll wait to see what some of their other black cards look like but as is I'm disappointed.
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>>97812734
>People like the idea and setting of HP more than the books and movies themselves.
>actually a lot of people do, but that doesnt count
Cope more, characters sell and not vistas
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>>97812791
It's been a thing for a while now, they've been pushing for ways to avoid board stalls. Like first strike only on attack, various ways to grant evasion, stuff that makes smaller creatures useful outside of direct combat, etc. I don't like all of them, but I do agree board stalls were boring as fuck so I can get behind the general idea.
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>We will not get Golgari sac viable archetype
Sounds bad
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>>97811674
S
O
V
L
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>>97812800
I talked about thing A, you rambled about thing B. I am wasting my time replying to you as if you were a rational level headed person.
You then made up things I never said, like
>but to say nobody likes the characters
and then you expect people to not view you like an irrational illiterate manchild. Then not even disproving anything said, since again you're talking about B.
But trying to reason with some irrational 4chan poster like you is a lost cause, so I'll stop wasting my time.
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>>97812800
It's probably a product of how Magic is structured so differently from other forms of fiction. In basically every other medium, even worldbuilding-heavy ones (LotR), the story is character-driven with the world happening around them. MtG, and even D&D, invert this where most of the focus is placed on the world, made even more pronounced by how, even in the 3-set block era, that was generally all that could be given focus on the cards before the planes was dropped forever (reduced to just several years once we started doing revisits to Ravnica). It had a consequence of getting Magic players to expect this type of storytelling (short, usually shallow stories that really just serve to establish a setting) when this basically doesn't translate at all anywhere else. That's why the books have historically sucked and the TV series/movie are stuck in limbo.
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>>97812730
thats Fun% tax
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>>97812829
>buzzwords
Uh oh troon melty
>>97812835
Here read this maybe you'll learn something on how to build a franchise
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>>97812507
I wish I was him. Dude basically won at life getting his fanfic pandered to.
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>>97811297
WE WUZ MIND SCULPTORS N SHEIT
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>>97812702
Rise of the Eldrazi is one of my all time favorites
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>>97812826
Warlock girls are the best.
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>>97812826
>Art features all four (maybe all five I can't tell) critters
I swear to got they better not turn Blex into this bitch's familiar.
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>>97812486
FLASH

FLYING

I like this one.
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>>97811297
Seems pretty good. +2 doesn't matter much, but it's +2 and can ult the turn after he comes down for an unremovable sanguine bond. Alternatively he's 4 cmc sorcery speed removal with upside, which has definitely been playable in the past. Would be a great add for Standard midrange decks, if those still existed.
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seven mana
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>>97812979
>Play 2 mana Cutter
>GG EZ
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>globohomo art style set
Noooo thank you
Was there anyone asking for return to strixhaven? What mid ahh plane are we headed to next, new capenna?
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>>97811674
>100% aryan nordic gigachads are playing premodern
Brazilposter btfo
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>>97813062
Don't worry, we'll get a GB reprint of molten collapse except it's destroy any noncreature nonland and destroy creature with cmc 1 or less. And I guess we slap on the ability to choose both if you've gained life this turn because that's a set mechanic. Also it's instant speed because fuck you.
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>>97811674
you promised me cute brown girls
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>>97813109
>brazil
>cute
>girls
lol the best you gonna get is passable tranny
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>>97813101
Shut up, Macaco.
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Damn, 6 potential breast edit arts as material and it is only day one of official spoilers.
Christ, I'm going to be busy - of course this is happening when work is also crazy right now but I'll do what I can.
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>>97811326
He's morally dubious but mostly seems neutral, just a hardass.
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>>97811475
No, Efreet was rolled into Djinn is what you're thinking.
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>>97811990
>click it
>karn
>Adaptive Omnitool
>a fucking transformers
>brand
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Owl guy seems decent
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>>97813187
What would people actually use him with?
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SoS draft looks hella missarable desu
>mixed mana creatures are insanely strong
>problem with mixed mana is that you wont always get perfect colors
>basically this means who has better starting hand is at great advantage
Shit is not looking fun
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>>97813195
Not sure but its a free discard outlet and repeatable on an aggressive, evasive body. If anything else, monument comes to mind
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>>97813195
Does grease fang ever want to gain life?
Instant free discard is what the upside is
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We need UB Harry Potter and Tereise Neilson needs to be the art director.
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>>97812702
t.
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>>97813187
Molten Note looks better, It is a card that slots in Jeskai Ascendancy (tier 2 deck).

Owl is just a bad toad. If it wasn't "one or more" it would be really good.
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>>97813246
>UB Harry Potter
Black Snape, Black Hermione and Black Hegrid, Yes YEs YES!
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>>97813246
Yeah we need the designated wizard shitting hallways card.
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>>97811470
I’m totally adding that to my Y’shtola deck.. her ability triggers before the casted spell resolves so it’s effectively a destroy all creatures for 3 if she’s on the board.
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>>97813246
They should bring back Rob Bliss since he was the concept artist for the movies.
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>>97813195
>What would people actually use him with?
Every RW deck. Shit's cracked.
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>>97813187
>Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL 'EM
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>>97813187
>Hardened Academic
>ANOTHER unrestricted outlet for Cool But Rude
oh, great
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Dead serious though, "Leaves your graveyard" is such a gay, lazy and uninteresting mechanic.
It's literally as close as we've ever gotten to "whenever you do a thing" like fuck. Limit the scope of your mechanics, you idiots.
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>>97811297
>Do thing
>Draw card
>Kill creature
>Ultimate
Is it even possible to make a more generic card? Holy FUCK this set is a snorefest.
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>>97812334
>they are going very out of their way to remind you of this fact several times
proof? not that i give a shit haha just thought it would be funny to have a look into it you know hahaha
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>>97812468
Yes but I still hate this setting/plane so fucking much.
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>>97813532
They mentioned it twice in older stories (see the >>97812446 for one of them) and in the SOS story Chandra has access to some of Jace's memories and she specifically calls out that she intimately knows Vraska because of it, and yes they meant "that kind" of intimate.
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>Reanimate is legal in Standard, Historic, and Modern
>Replenish isn't
Being an enchantress fan is suffering holy shit.
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>>97812486
This is urzas battle copter
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Powerful white cards.
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>>97813605
lol
reminder text is useful
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>>97813649
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>>97811674
I will now play your format!
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>>97813579
Anon????
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>>97813676
>Coomander
It's over.
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>>97813676
> left arm has messed up anatomy.
Does the fox etb prepared? or does it need to be activated?
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>>97811842
Just like how beasts are fragmented into woofers and meowers and bears and otters and ox and horses and elk and piggy and elephants and and and
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>>97811716
The coomers in WotC finally beat out the cringelords.
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>>97813649
You can literally force your opponent to participate in your gay card's secret rendezvous. You can literally do reverse gay conversion therapy on your opponent. How's that for establishing dominance? That's the power of the card.
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>>97811704
>Not including the exceedingly cool, awesome and original first names
lame
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>>97812486
xD Cube!
Get it! They're the math faction, and cubes are math!!! xD
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>>97813649
I hate commander so fucking much.
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>>97812634
>he was nutting raw in that gorgussy
And it's just about the only based thing Jace ever did. But like the blue turd that he is he just had to shit it up for absolutely no reason. He was set so he could have been nutting in Vraska and sipping exotic beverages taken from all over the multiverse until the cholesterol killed him, but no, he just had to risk it all to solve a problem that only existed in his head.
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Guess we just let anybody be elder dragons these days huh?
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>>97812103
>back when trans people were not everywhere on the internet!
Meatspin was a tranny's cock.
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waow it's literally me fr fr
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>>97813869
Blueshifted Fell.
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>>97813790
>drinking coffee sweet
>drinking coffee cold
>drinking coffee creamed
I don't understand the world.
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>>97813649
So can we confirm white is the homosexual color?
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>>97813953
The Italians have done things with coffee you cannot comprehend
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>>97813996
I quite fancy tiramisu, but you're right, I don't comprehend it.
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>>97813953
Instant coffee with milk. Brewed coffee black. Cold is fine.
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>>97813790
>"..and they were having the heckin talks of their epic lives! Coffee is yummy jummy in my tummy! slaay!"
this reads like what a woman believes to be interesting

the absolute scent of braised pork
holy smokes
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>>97813953
I once had Irish coffee that they made into a sort of milkshake, it was phenomenal.
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This elfoid has a bad case of butterface and I don't like it.
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>>97814293
Not only it's a male, also from Lorwyn.
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this fucking game just keeps on getting gayer by the set.
jfc
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>>97814361
Just play old cards.
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>>97811297
This guy autowins vs aggro, pluses to 7 loyalty and gain 3 life.
If they kill him with damage, then you just gained 10 life, if they ignore him, you gain 3 life every turn or you can destroy the creatures they play.
He isn't Oko, but having a +2 on a high starting loyalty gives me at least flashbacks.
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>>97814293
So can I just cast the spell right away? Like with adventure?
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>that watermark on blacked ral
That's gonna be on all the "reality shifted" characters in reality fracture, isn't it.
What else we gonna get? It'd be really kinda epic if the alt reality had a Black Gideon, who never an-hero'd to Liliana.
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all PW issues would be fixed if they were considered the same as creatures while on the field
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>>97814451
White Liliana
Blue Chandra
Black Ajani
Rakdos Teferi
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>>97814466
Straight Bolas
Homophobic Ugin
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>see animal
>first thought:
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>>97814466
No liliana, because black chad Gideon let that hoe die
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>>97814472
>See dragon
>It's constantly going on about pride
>mrw
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>>97814474
We've already seen White Lili
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>>97812334
>A straight couple happy that they are fucking all the time and the story tells you so
Wow, so weird.
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>>97814472
why'd you have to remind me that they made ral homogay.... When did they do that? I remember the mention of Tomik during the WAR story came out of left field for me.
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I'm not trying to be hateful but the Strixhaven reveal has 3 women (two of which are fat), a trans and a gay guy. Is this set going to be awful?
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>>97814527
*6 gay guys
You forgot the dragons.
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>>97814496
we have? I see nothing on scryfall
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>>97814527
It's big boob erasure. Loot's vision. The gayest universe.
Jace's evil universe will feature hookers (biological female with big boobs) and cocaine
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>>97814539
>reality fracture has the current flat and gay universe invaded and taken over the the straight, big booba RETVRN universe
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>>97814535
Not an actual spoiler. Art got leaked, and also we've seen Lili meet Lili in story.
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>>97814454
I predict one day they will create a term that batches creatures and planewalkers together. You know, like Outlaw or Historic. Then they'll be able to print removal that targets planewalkers without being so wordy.
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>>97814554
oh that's kinda neat. i don't read the story any more cus it's dogshit tho lol
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>>97814472
Would be funny if Black Ral is straight
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Any foot fetishism cards revealed? Saw something earlier about vraska rubbing her feet?
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>>97814527
What you expect anon? They have to make UW sets look bad and digusting so you will eat the slop with actual attractive women.
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>>97814572
If you buy cards for this reason I hope they will milk you into debt.
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>>97814466
>Rakdos Teferi
Behold.
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>>97811297
Can we get much more generic?
>draw card
>kill creature
>whatever gimmicky win condition ultimate
Really exploring some bold design space with this one. What's next? Making a creature token?
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>>97814702
Why do you think they stopped printed so many planeswalkers?
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>>97814608
not that guy but i trade for sexy lady cards
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>One (1) anon writes a fanfic about gay dragon sex
>WotC interprets this as a market indicator and now every UW set features gay dragons
Just write a fanfic about the busty amazoness plane or some shit it's that easy.
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>>97814734
>Just write a fanfic about the busty amazoness plane or some shit it's that easy.
Why would we do that when we already have hot, steamy gay bolas rubbing his massive cock head IN CANON?
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>>97814554
Reminder that even a White Lily is going to be shit because KHW
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>>97814554
Test Cardname is my favorite character from MTG lore.
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>>97814736
That's my point. If a fanfic can turn one of the biggest villains into a gay bottom, a fanfic can convince WotC that people want gooner shipping bait.
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>>97811297
zesty
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>>97814527
>Is this set going to be awful?
Genuinely.
Honestly.
After MKM. After DFT. After ECL. After DSK. After OTJ. After EOE. After TDM. Do you have ANY hope for a set to be good?
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>>97813986
I mean JOTC has been fucking white in the ass for 8 years now ever since Gavin Kikey took over
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>>97813986
What do you think Ugin is pumping Bolas full of? White mana.
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>>97813986
no that goes to green for sure. I can almost always be certain someone is a troon on MTGO when their first 3 or 4 turns consist of land ramp tutoring. then you google their handle and see they have a bluesky account with the same thing.

they're always playing green and especially love the ninja turtles shit
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>>97814816
>playing mtgo
>surprised there are troons
Theres trannies in this tranny bar!
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>>97811297
I hate black green "people".
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>>97813468
it only triggers once even if you return 60 cards
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>>97814863
>Discard one card at a time
>One counter for each
>Return them with Bag
>Do it again
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>>97814870
YOU DONT GET COUNTERS FOR DISCARDING YOU ILLITERATE BRAZILLIAN PREMODERN MONKEy
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>>97810425
Drag is funny. It’s one of the good things gay guys do, along with elaborate dinner parties and songwriting. If we had more drag in this world instead of self-loathing trannies shit would be better.
Didn’t one of the drag race queens do an Elesh Norn outfit for an episode?
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>>97811097
Wasn’t this guy just chilling as an otter why is he black now
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Drag is a circus freak fetish. Only a step below clowns.
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>>97814893
We fuck clowns roun these parts sir
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Scryfall is trans now chuds. You don't have any alternatives. Now take the trans girl cock.
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>>97814933
>now
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>>97814933
>Trans shit as an April fools joke
Depicting as it should be
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>>97809056
What's fun is if you donate Lich's Mirror to an opponent and then give them 10 poison counters. I believe the game ends in a draw but in practice your opponent loses infinite times.
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>>97814970
Why did he let that resolve? Are premodern players ret- actually never mind I answered my own question.
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It's about april 1st. Scryfall changed their homepage to look like a netscape website.
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>>97814763
The set isn't going to be any good, but attractive women seem to be (somewhat) back on the menu art wise so we are taking baby steps here.
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>>97812361
It used to be that when you were in sudden death in a tournament, the player with the most life would win as a state based action. If life totals were tied and you cast Zap with an empty library, you’d win by life totals and lose by card draw at the same time.
Now the player with the lower life totals loses instead to avoid situations like this (so zap would result in a draw).
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>>97812489
I take it you weren't prepared
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>>97814970
I'm shocked anyone other than me watches Firetruck in this general but as I type that I guess that's not surprising.
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Warcraft 3 UB when?
>Illidan Stormrage
2RGB
Legendary Creature - Demon Elf
5/7
When ~ enters or attacks, it becomes prepared and other creatures become unprepared
Other creatures can't become prepared
Spell: Metamorphosis
RGB
Sorcery
Target creature you control gain +3/+3, first strike and death touch until end of turn
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>>97815104
That made me puke a little.
Please don't ever post again.
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>>97815099
I've posted about him a couple of times here and I think you've replied to me at least once, lol
I don't play vintage but like watching his videos because he, like Montolio, is a passion rather than profit youtuber and not a meta slave. I also just like Bazaar in general

>>97815104
It wouldn't surprise me if they tried to reboot the WoW TCG. I enjoyed playing that back in the day because it didn't take itself seriously but had cool features like elemental damage types.
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>>97815158
>I think you've replied to me at least once
I don't recall that conversation if that was me but it wouldn't shock me. I'm also a big fan of him and Montolio for precisely that reason, pure love of the game. If you're interested in premodern I've been enjoying fpawluszmtg, he's a bit more "youtube" but anyone willing to rawdog a standstill deck earns my respect.
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>>97815104
I'm sure it's coming. Bungie, Wotc, and Blizzard like to swap their gay retards with eachother so I'd imagine it's getting very incestuous
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Kinda weird how mind stone has never gotten a full art or a secret lair printing
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>>97811409
I think it's supposed to be more like Platform 9 3/4
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What an awful set. Tacky flavor, the art looks like it's from Hearthstone, the cards have too much text. There are brwon people, cute animals and lesbians eveywhere. I'm so glad I switched to Premodern.
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>>97811367
>Heroic Stanza
Since when black cares about buffing any creative permanently?
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>>97815298
1993
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>>97814986
>pitch Island and Foil to Foil the Therapy
>they flash it back and name Foil
>now you're down an Island and your 4 Foils instead of just your 4 Foils
>extra credit if you counter it again and end up down 2 Islands and 4 Foils instead of just 4 Foils
These faggot zoomer posters who can't think about the most basic play patterns are the ones spamming BRAZIL in this thread.
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>>97815390
I assumed this was being cast at Flashback cost.
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>>97814466
>Black Teferi
>art features Ryan Gosling instead of Idris Elba
>everybody somehow still instantly recognize him as Teferi in the story
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>>97815258
>What an awful set.
By pretty much every metric, yes.
When the main new mechanic is "Activated abilities, but harder to parse." you know you're in for some trash.
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>>97814888
He's Ral from an alternate universe.
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>>97811105
Seen it.
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>>97815394
>nothing in the graveyard
Your cost to cast, broccoli hair?
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>>97811647
This is going to be annoying
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Biblioplex Hall

Land

{T}: Add {C}

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell.

{5}: If this land isn't a creature, it becomes a 2/4 Wizard creature with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.
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>>97811842
Constructs are a creature type. Spacecrafts and Books are an artifact which means they don't have to be creatures.
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>>97811854
My favorite cycle is back.
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>>97813986
Based on their number of gay characters the official ranks are:
1.Red
2.Blue
3.White & Green
4.Black
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New thread
>>97815535
>>97815535
>>97815535
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>>97815467
Pretty playable in noncreature decks.
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>>97815390
But if you show you have two foils to counter the first cast your opponent would be very unlikely to name foil on the second cast



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