Ral Zarek edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97859354 >TQFav planeswalker from a lore/personality pov?
>>97864698You posted him.>>97864294>This is just Recurring NightmareNo, Recurring Nightmare's one strength that none of its imitations have is that it's untouchable by non-counterspells. Because bouncing it back to hand is a cost, you can do it right after it hits the battlefield, before anyone can try to Disenchant it.Chthonian Nightmare's ETB trigger lets the opponents destroy/exile it before you can use it.
>>97864719I forgot to add that, of course, Nightmare's primary strength is that it's doable with 3 mana, so it's turn 3 reanimation, and with Dark Ritual, turn 1 or 2.This new artifact can't do it. It's turn 3 play only if you got Llanowar Elves turn 1, Cauldron of Essence turn 2, turn 3 activate. Which gives the opponent a full turn to disrupt the plan.While Recurring simply plops and does its job before anyone can do anything about it.
>tq
>>97864698>TQshe was my favorite until her stupid ass got compleated and diednow all that remains of her is her rat son
>>97864823Moonfolk counts as rabbit.
>>97864831I guessdo you think that Patron of the Moon would be considered a racist stereotype today?
>>97864882i hope so, wotc needs to clean this game up if they want it to grow.there are still too many problematic cards
>>97864889wtf
>>97864698Stop baking new threads the minute an active one hits the bump limit
>>97864698how does one go from RU to mono-B?!?
>>97865159It's called being from an alternate universe.
>>97864698>TQGideon, died for (worst character) Liliana's sinsGarruk, did nothing wrong and was removed from The Group because of Liliana's sinsDack, I liked a morally dubious UR character that isn't all about science and random chaos magic
>>97864698>TQI like Jace for the most part. I'm not so hot on his current villain arc, it feels a bit hamfisted, but maybe it'll pan out alright.
>>97865183>Liliana's sinsShe's a precious bean who's done nothing that can't be forgiven.
>>97864698Are you ready for some heroes after Strixhaven anons?
>>97865201If they give me a Darkhawk card I'll be moderately happy. I expect nothing that good though. There's a lot of potentially good things that could come of it if you're into Marvel but I expect it'll just be "characters what was in the movies" mostly. We'll probably see a Danny Rand, which is something, though it seems like they're gonna give him a duo card with Luke because there was a Heroes for Hire art shown.
>>97865183I can't relate to Dack because he didn't simp for the hot Grixis lady.
>>97864698>TQUrza. He is the only one who has actually felt like a planeswalker.
>>97865226This. Depowering planeswalkers was the worst thing they did narratively. I understand they wanted to make a shit-ton of them and that's why, but it also made them 1000% less interesting.
>>97865226He is also lucky enough to be the star of the only good mtg book.
>>97864698>TQDunno about favorite, there are several I like for their character design or because they did something cool at some point. Since nobody's said Sorin I guess I'll say Sorin. Although my reason for liking him isn't really that he's cool but rather that he's such a colossal bum who gets no respect from anyone. So it's less to do with his actual character and more how it's been utilized. He's fun that way.
>>97865191>it feels a bit hamfisted>a bit
>>97865270read some other books?also the stories published at mtg.com are really good, i loved the duskmourne arc for example
>>97865347>i loved the duskmourne arc for exampleGood for you. I think it was fine, but I would have liked if more of the story had been told from the point of view of some of the plane's indigenous denizens instead. It's not so much a gripe with Duskmourn's story specifically, but it exemplifies it. I don't mind the more serialized storytelling and interconnected multiverse setting in principle, but it'd be nice if it was even possible anymore to get something more self-contained like the original Kamigawa, Guildpact or Lorwyn-Shadowmoor storylines.
>>97865347>also the stories published at mtg.com are really goodThere is no quicker way to invalidate yourself than this.
>>97864882>blue rampThat's racist
>>97865226Urza also has the benefit of being a morally dubious madman, which gives his character actual depth instead of being one dimensional like most planeswalkers
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/secrets-of-strixhaven-down-to-the-lake-alone
>the eternal soijak
>>97865452>Urza also has the benefit of being a morally dubious madmanThat also describes Jace and nobody likes him.
Final SOS story, the Witherbloom side-story. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/secrets-of-strixhaven-down-to-the-lake-alone>Dina's leading some Witherbloom students who've found a weird dying bird, which she thinks looks kind of like somebody in a costume and the students seem too forcibly excited over>A vampire in the group, Morphia, bites the dying thing to sample its blood and apparently also its thoughts, and Lorenin, whoever that is, asks her what it was doing, and Morphia basically says it's a gliding bird, it glided for a long ass time, and they get to work on figuring out this thing's deal>A third student, Basil, an elf, is clearly far more queasy about seeing such a thing die, and Dina moves to comfort him over it>She looks at Morphia and Lorenin and tries to figure out what the pair's deal is, comparing it to whatever she and Killian have going on and hoping they don't look as insufferable together as this pair does>Basil urges them to hurry up, they have to get to the lake by nightfall>We get some more exposition of what's going on, Basil's partner Mertyn died some time ago and it sent him into a bit of a depressive spiral which Dina tried to help him out with, and he seemed to be refusing to even commit to joining Witherbloom and such>Lorenin says they'll see Mertyn soon enough, Basil says they're never going to see Mertyn, just 'something else'>Morphia goes "we'll see him, learn what he has to say, then move on">Dina offers more comfort, how it's odd seeing somebody after they've died, which is a common thing for mages after all>That doesn't quite work out and Basil gets quiet and just carries on down the path, leading the rest to awkwardly pack up and catch up while Dina curses herself for fucking that up>A little later, they've got a shelter going and Dina's instructing the group to, when they see Mertyn's revenant, don't follow it alone
Imma be frank I'm looking at mystical archive and it's physically painful how kino the Japanese prints are
>>97865524>There's some talk and banter after while Dina makes sure the shelter's all good, it's an old abandoned mobile lab>And then there's a knock at the door, which feels like it's a common beat in these stories of idle conversation being interrupted by>Lorenin goes to open it up while the others stay put, and hey it's Mertyn's ghost>Mertyn's dressed the same as he was when he died in, apparently, a potions lab accident and he greets Lorenin like the old friend he is>Lore immediately refutes going to the lake with him, but Mertyn tries to insist, talking about all the cool shit it has>Lorenin eventually just shuts the door on him>It's likely Mertyn will try again the next two nights, with Morphia and then Basil, so Lore just wants it over with and gets to bed>Next day, they're off gathering ingredients and shit to pass the time, they find that bird again only to find it's decayed rapidly, which they discuss for a bit>Back at the shelter for dinner and the knock comes again>Mertyn talks to Morphia, and apparently won't even try to convince her to go to the lake this time, rather the revenant tries to convince her he really is the same Mertyn, telling her what she knows about him>And Morphia isn't buying it, because it's more what it thinks she wants to hear rather than things he'd say>Then he abruptly hugs her, whispers something in her ear, then she slams the door in his face>Basil asks what he said, Morphia at first says nothing, but then says it was a plea to go to the lake to see a cool tree spirit that is constantly bleeding, but that was sort of a bad attempt to get her to come>Morphia then says it feels like the revenant was missing something he had in life, and is clearly shaken nonetheless so Dina offers to make tea>Next morning, Basil is gone, reading a book by the lake, and Dina joins him
WHAT ARE STRIXHAVEN'S SECRETS?!
>have to wait another two months until a spoiler season I care aboutLife is suffering. At least we're 2/3rds done with all shitty UW sets for the year.
>>97865569>Basil asks why she's here, if she wants to teach them something or if she's just wanting to capture this spirit>Dina says it can be both, Basil asks why she wants to capture it>She says to know, and also to protect people, because this thing HAS killed people before>Basil asks if Dina thinks his group is weak for being so broken up by losing Mertyn when Dina and her cohort lost so much more in the Invasion>Dina says no, then tries to explain that grief eats you up regardless, he asks when it ends, she says it doesn't, it only declines>He doesn't want it to decline, she says there's no real choice, then they go to get breakfast>And at night, the third knocking comes>Mertyn looks ready to go on a date this time, and wordlessly extends a hand to Basil who himself takes it wordlessly and oop there they go>Dina and the others immediately rush out after, getting to the lake and finding the two, heads in each other's arms while a shape arises from beneath the lake's waters>Dina urges the two to save Basil, because apparently Willowdusk told her that she should take a step back during things like this, only stepping in if they needed it>Aaand the Devotion, which the thing is called, has immediately frozen Morphia up to her ankles, burning Lorenin with vapor and Basil's stumbling onto the shore while Mertyn has, of course, vanished>Morphia does something with a talisman to melt the ice, the Devotion sends huge waves against her>Lorenin's kind of just tanking the waves and keeps trying to push forward, Morphia gets to his side, pulls something out of his robe, and they do something together with what's apparently some volcanic rock>But then the Devotion just sort of picks them up and separates them, and Dina is about to intervene when Basil sends out a burst of raw magic at the thing>The Devotion falters and seems to be defeated or dead and falls back to the lake after that
>>97865596The secret is that this set fucking blows ass.
>>97865516But Urza was that with no holds barred. Jace is maybe 10% like that and 90% bland as fuck.
>>97865603>The sample they got is the skull it had, the only physical part amidst an otherwise elemental body>Dina's back making tea while the gang all gets dried up and basically says she wasn't trying to teach them, she was trying to get them to learn>She's about to start a lecture to Basil who cuts her off, saying he's heard enough lectures about death being part of life by now>So instead Dina tells him a story, about the Brittleblight, the plague that destroyed her home, the thing she cured>She wasn't able to cure it because she's a genius, she did it because she devoted herself to doing it, and basically says for all that, she's still standing, and learning to live life with all that is part of what Witherbloom is all about>The maybe-couple of Lorenin and Morphia show some minor affection while Basil just sort of awkwardly drinks his tea, then asks what the Devotion had to teach them, and Dina says she doesn't know, but it seemed to be grieving too>Next morning, Dina finds the three out at the lake, Basil holding the Devotion's skull and about to return it to the lake, and Dina remembers Willowdusk teaching her about that she might lose students through no fault of her own, that they've learned all she can teach>And Basil says he just doesn't want to be a mage anymore, and he puts the skull back, looks at the three of them, gives a nod and walks away
Seems alright.
>>97865627Kinda surprised it's instant speed, they usually restrict these sorts of 'surprise graveyard tricks'.
>3 manaAt least it's instant speed.
>>97865627>265x370I can't admire her pretty face at that resolution.
>>97865627Holy shit, they managed to capture my ex-wife perfectly in a card. She is an eternal student and still takes classes even after joining the university's faculty.
>>97865627> gets discarded, then exiled, for a brony fanfiction> shoulder padswhat is wotc trying to tell me?
>>97865654she cheated on you with some higher IQ uni student right?you should have grabbed some books instead of playing a kids card games, fucking midwit.imagine the fun that zoomer is having plowing your wife.
>>97865599Bad bait, isn't believable that someone is excited for marvel.
>>97865672>>97865414>you shouldn’t like those things...BECAUSE!grow up
>>97865668She can do whatever the fuck she wants now - I'm married to a big titty goth mommy (not even joking, but believe what you want) these days and couldn't be happier.
>>97865704>I'm married to a big titty goth mommygonna need to see that, blur her face obviously.no, no, don’t be a faggot now.
>>97865704Pics or it didnt happenAlso if any of that is true, I'm happy you found a life that makes you happy.
>Strixhaven is so gay they'd bully girls like this for not looking like their kind of merfolkI heard they were all queers over there but this is ridiculous.
>>97864823Sad.
>>97865735I hate this rat and his stupid haircut
>>97865735God that trailer was ass.
>>97864698Planeswalker or nuwalker? Those are very different questions with very different answers.
>>97864831Even tumblerinas cannot stomach drawing fanart consistent with wotc's artstyle LOL
>>97864823Why did fa/tg/uys like a decade ago keep telling me Tamiyo was lesbian?
>>97866008Because there's no proof that she's straight.
>>97866008Everyone involved in mtg is gay, even you
>>97865798For what it's worth I think Maro got the message that "haunted house plane" sounded cool but that the focus and presentation rubbed people the wrong way.
>>97866081
>>97864698Bros?
>>97865704Where does one find marriageable goth mommies these days?
>>97866137>Bi>BolasHe's gay.
>>97866153Midwestern waffle houses
>>97866085Well there were good elements it's just the survivors... Looked like new people exploring the house, not like 'people who've been surviving this hellworld for centuries'.
The green paradigm card is basic but, hey.
Pox 2.
>>97866202>Detention BogHeh.
>>97866137It's true tho. I'll bet more people remember Bolshack Dragon than have even heard of Negro Ball-ass
>>97866229More like Ballsack Dragon amirite?
>>97866137let's see>those all had an animehmm, makes you think
>>97866202>round downshit card
>>97866262Technically speaking that means there's times where Pox would do more than Pox Plague, doesn't it. If they had 1 life, 1 card, 1 permanent, etc.
>>97864698>TQCan I say Elspeth? I think she's underrated.
>>97866270yup, it could've easily costed BBBB or even BBB, rounding down means it's never going to actually answer a single threat
>>97866191>just the survivorsI don't think it's just the survivors. The set has more glimmers than zombies and that's a fucked up imbalance.
>>97866085from the mouth of the man that told us that white Phyrexians were too "icky" according to some
>>97866081checks out
>TQEasy
>>97866328They obviously don't want the card to be good because it can hit lands even though 99% of the time it happens that's basically a choice on the opponent's end.
>>97866382>They obviously don't want the card to be goodI know, that's what so frustrating, if you want to make a reference card but you don't actually want to make it good, why even fucking bother making it in the first place?
>>97866381She's an entertaining knucklehead. Like she arrives on a new plane and after one quick exchange with the locals she decides to pick a fight with god.
>>97866392>decides to pick a fight with god.and won
>>97866386Because that's like 80% of their design space right now. Referencing older sets.>It's easier than making fully original cards>Gets memberberry sales>Baits retards if you have recognizable effect on dogshit card
>>97866422The rest of their designs are +1/+1 counter variations. The current DEI RnD team needs to be repealed and replaced.
>>97866199Probably the most boring of them all. Red and Black are the best because they give you value by themselves. Green and Blue need you to have a board already going, and White needs you to have relevant cards in your graveyard.
>>97866458You say this but realistically what would YOU be doing if you were told to make 1800 cards every year?>I wouldn't-and now your Hasbro overlords have taken you aside and put you on a PEP to make 2100 cards next year. If you don't do it you're fired.
>>97866472I would repeatedly come up with broken combo shit that would get banned in every format, thus making them essentially meaningless cards because people can't play with them
>>97866498Balance team doesn't ban any cards because they were told they were banning too many cards and it was eroding trust in product value. You have now created a worse format than Eldraine.
>>97866511That's even better. Just crash and burn this game already.
Return to New Capenna will turn things around.
>people are now so desperate they want hat sets to come backgrimmest
>>97866570Well yeah. We complained about themepark sets like Innistrad, so they came up with hat sets like Thunder Junction, and people got nostalgic for Innistrad. We complained about hat sets, so they came up with UB. Only natural people want to hit the "fuck go back" button to an era that looks less shite by comparison.
What is his endgame?
>>97866609Opening the floodgates for a gay furry to take control of the story.
>>97866562you mean return to alara
>>97866562New Capenna was peak kino and i'm tired of pretending it was not.
>>97866562I hate art deco, I hate new york, I hate flappers, fuck capenna, fuck you
>>97866648>I hate art deco>I hate flappersWtf why?
>>97866648>i'm gay and have shit tasteok?
>>97866609He's Lim-Dul, he just wants a body again and Lili WAS his option but that didn't work out and he's kind of stuck right now without anybody to torment.
>>97866583>Only natural people want to hit the "fuck go back" button to an era that looks less shite by comparison.That would mean going back to pretty women and masculinity, haha good luck with that with current wotc you have better luck with an elden ring UB
>>97866609Befriend the dead fat men of Shandalar.
A few threads ago, I, Monkman, was mocked for hoping there were monks in nuLorwyn. I want to take this opportunity to say fuck you to those people. Here are two bits of official Lorwyn lore on monks. I even used the example of treefolk monks. Fuck you people.>Adair River Span. Eschewing weapons, Adair River Span is a mighty oak monk who wanders the forests seeking out opportunities for proving his prowess in combat. Stories are told of how he once fought two giants at once, reducing both to tears, one with his fists, the other with his insults. It's said that on a bet he once dipped his roots into the Honeystone River and drank it dry. Adair is a good friend of Flann and is currently seeking her. He doesn't know that Fionnsutha has take over the mantle of The Wanderer.>The Ember Fell MonasteryUsing the borrowed power, she flew to the place of her birth, the Mount Tanufel. Here she was attacked by the flamekin monks of Ember Fell monastery, who asked her to enter the order and make her ascension in the Path of Flame properly. Ashling refused, and the monks animated a huge stone titan to fight with her. With the unexpected help from Colfenor's sapling and the groundling fae under the leadership of Endry, the giant was bound to the ground. Later, she freed the giant again to attack the monastery itself. The leader of Ember Fell let the giant crush the walls and gates, then obliterated him. He repeated that Ashling must undergo a certain ritual to ascend on her path properly.
>MonkschizoI prefer Whiteschizo honestly
Strixhaven 1 was better than Secrets of Strixhaven.
WTF have they done!?
>>97866753I don't think it's "whiteschizo" at this point, more like "whitemanpointingoutthefuckingobvious". Have you seen the cards in SOS?
>>97866790Old Hogger vs New Hogger
>>97864823It's funny how almost nobody died during the multiverse ending scale invasion except Tamiyo who they went crazy lengths to kill as hard as possible
>>97866794>moves the goalpost whenever he's shown good white cards>moves the goalpost whenever he's shown white tournament results>is arab>KIKES KIKES KIKES KIKES KIKESYeah nah he's definitely a schizo
>>97866695>elden ringYeah if we wanted trans representation I guess. Christ, the whole DLC of that game was about gay sex. Even WotC hasn't had a whole set where the main plot was a queer wedding (yet).
>>97866799who?
>>97866813i never played roll simulator, but elden ring dlc is pozzed? thought the chinks were based in that regard
>>97866827It's just a classic case of "it's OK when Japan does it." Weebs always have some mental gymnastics they can do to convince themselves Ranma and Poison are secretly based. Soulsborne games are mostly extremely woke.
It's kinda fucked up that angels exist in all monocolors except green.
>>97866813>Even WotC hasn't had a whole set where the main plot was a queer wedding (yet)You dont have to cope this hard wotc already had a gay wedding in the dlc called secret lair
>>97866836>Soulsborne games are mostly extremely woke.>even though the gay wedding is the antagonist's doing and we killed his gay assAnyways, proof next thread?
>>97866827I blame GRRM's involvement, degenerate old pervert
>>97866609sex with lily
>>97866153Unironically met her through work so no secret formula there, I'm afraid. Note that I'm an oldfag so where I meet women and the women I'm interested in aren't likely to be what most anons are going for.>>97865709>>97865718I assume pic related is what most people wanted to see. Mods, this isn't off topic because I'm also boobanon and I often use my wife as a reference. How's that for lore?
>>97866860I want a counterspell with "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" as its flavor text
>>97866137Shivan Dragon is right there.
Strixhaven has an evil tiger. I should get evil tigers back. I'm a good boy, I deserve it.
>>97866910Is that a random cleavage picture or your wife's actual rack? If it's the latter, congrats man
>>97864698>>97864698Ravi/Grandmother Sengir.It's kind of amusing how technically she's first planeswalker printed as a card, even if it's from when she went insane and got adopted by Baron Sengir to be his personal witch preparing curses and black spells.
>>97865729Only good art in the entire set
>>97866979Your evil tigers are no longer considered felines, for some reason. Now they're just demons that happen to look like tigers.
>>97866979I have a sneaking suspicion you like these tigers sexually and thus you do not deserve them at all.
>>97866979sorry, they got cancelled. not kidding
>>97867012Disagreed. J22 had plenty of good pieces.
>>97866979I am sorry for your loss, bad ass tiger demons were casualties of the culture wars. Can i offer you a dance battling lionness, or a wheelchairbound ethnic man?
>>97867029And yet evil wizard tiger is fine in the current year.
>>97866940There was a time when it was definitely one of the most iconic creatures in the game, but unfortunately that time is long gone. For dragons to become iconic in Magic again they would have to be made competitive, but they are one of the designated Timmy/casual player tribes.
>>97867036Is that art a Shadow of the Colossus reference?
>>97867059No, it's The Simpsons.
>>97867045thought you wanted rakshasa specifically since you only posted those
>>97867073I want rakshasa, but I specifically want them as tigers. A tiger warlock feels like it hits close enough that approving of it should however slightly undermine opposition against rakshasa as tigers.
>>97867092So this did nothing for you
>>97867113It made me moderately disappointed.
>>97866199>ouroboroid at homeeh could be much worse
>>97866996She got a cameo a few years back.
>>97866248If anime is the secret sauce then why hasn't Hasbro made one?
>>97864823And her husband and other unimportant children.
>>97867339soratami > kitsune > nezumi
Neat
>>97865729She's cute but Arcavian merfolk look like this.
This could be fun.
>>97867410Also the art is cracking me up.>THINK FAST GRASSHOPPER
The accordionist either needs to start moisturizing daily ASAP or he's just a bit old to be a student.
Kill the dumb students.
>>97867410Art makes him looks like he should cost at least 6 mana, wotc shitting the bed big time again.
>>97867426This guy is CLEARLY based off of the game awards musician.
>>97867440I thought Hexhaven was the villent school? This academy seems rather shitty even for the gay fags of Strixhaven...
What are some deckbuilding tips and skills? Every deck that I make is shit
>>97867426Zaffai's a pre-existing character and the lore-blurb for his OG card has him being faculty, so we dunno how old he is. He's not a student.
Anyway here's a Blood Artist-y type thing.
>>97867545I mean I get why it's Sorcery, it's also just Repartee fuel, but man that feels bad not being Instant.
>>97867523>no "one or more" clauseThis thing is actually sneaky good.
>>97867523Yeah I'm pretty sure she's for me
>>97867523Would.
why SOS sucks so much?
The fuck they even gonna do for the hobbit? More hobbit food slop? Dorf treasures? Gandalf bing chillin? Liyerally what fucking else? All the shit people actually remember from Tolkien are in the LOTR trilogy, wotc kinda blew their load making it one set.
>>97867426Arcavian djinn look so shit.
>>97867476Show one of your decklists and say what you're attempting to do with it
>>97867551It's really good in Limited and would be OP in there if it were an instant
>>97867734I like Uvilda.
>>97867744Why he is so bald
>>97867476The hardest deckbuilding pill to swallow is that you should play netdecks for your format of choice until you have a solid grasp of what a deck needs to be capable of doing to be able to compete, and only then should you start brewing. Always ask yourself how your deck is going to beat the top 6 or so decks in the format.
>>97867752The alternative was that stupid ponytail style. Full bald looks better and makes it less uncomfortable to wear a wig.
>>97867752>hem8 those hips ain't male, and you can clearly see she has a chest going too
PlayDandanhttps://pastebin.com/umGk9qQD
>>97867744Uvilda is dead or retired considering Veyran's now the Dean of Perfection.
>>97867957In fact I think Lorehold is the only college to not have any replaced Deans, though Augusta IS dead.
>>97867957I'll allow it because she's pretty.
Help a brainlet out, does casting a prepared spell counts like casting from exile?does it means avian interruptor increase its cost?
>>97868204no
>>97868204I believe so, yes. It's not putting a copy on the stack from exile, it's casting a copy from exile.
>>97867857Hmmmmm nyo
>>97867523Any decent -X/-X "wraths" in Standard?
>>97865622This Basil fella is in for a rude awakening when he drops out of college and learns that all the jobs are tied to the school.
>>97867523Bvilt for big Massacre Girl donks
>>97867523bros are we slowly getting cute women back?
>>97868204When you cast a spell on the prepared creature, it leaves the battlefield and joins the stack. If it gets countered here the creature effectively dies.
>>97866910Imagine posting an actual picture of your wife's tits for all the horny degenerates of this board to jerk off to
>>97867410I hate this shit because it's a green card that actively incentivizes you to not use green mana to cast it
playpremodern
>>97868870so true sister
I haven't played magic in 15 years. I am looking forward for pre-release sealed for strixhaven. It looks really fun. I will tell the children about time spiral, lorwyn and zendikar.
>>97868937also fuck standard
>Posted about a reanimator deck that throws around deadweight artifacts, enchantments and tokens until you can reanimate or hardcast big threats back in 2025>Only just learning about this cardWhy didn't anyone tell me this thing existed? I feel like the deck would've gotten so many more wins if I ran this over Rite of the Moth.
>>97868892It gives me enormous joy to see other people posting this image.
>>97867724actual smaug card that they still somehow sneak a nigger into
>>97864698>Oldest Planeswalker>Not consumed by Karn>Not dipped in Phyrexian Oil>Just does his own thing>Every card he's in looks like the cover to a crappy metal album or romance bookHe's the greatest.
>>97866202Why does it cost 5? It should be 4 and rounded up as a another anon said..
Sup faggots I’ve been off the chans for a few years as x has been remarkably good and I’ve been busy with real life. These captchas are fucking awful.So, I think I have a problem with hoarding cards. I think I have like tens of thousands in sealed cardboard now and I live in a retardedly high sales tax state and I think I should learn how to start selling I guess.I preordered a shitton and holy shit I’m realizing I’m completely obsessed. Damn.So why does Rudy sound so spooked all of a sudden? And how do his patrons rationalize the massive fuck you of “im not even going to offer TMNT collectors because suddenly im bothered by whining on the internet.” And why is every other mtg YouTube channel a complete homosexual degenerate worshipper of mentally ill troons?So funny that they’re still calling Rowling genocidal and fascist.
>>97869107>why does Rudy sound so spooked all of a suddenHe's understands the Iran situation will be considerably worse than covid and that it is in fact over.
>>97869107Rudy the grifter is still around?
>>97869004nuwalker slop tied to one of the worst planesWas only ever based in Teeth of Akoum
>>97868410>girl is just another Loot victim
>>97866328It's clearly balanced with EDH in mind where everyone is playing super greed decks and land destruction is normally a "feels bad" which is why it's balanced like it is. Just another example of commander ruining card design and balance
SOS is lame, yo
>>97869004>>Oldest PlaneswalkerUgin & Bolas are older by far. And if desparked walkers count then Azor has him beat.
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>>97869544It's FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU WOTC GO FUCK YOURSELF I WILL NOT CONSOOM THE SLOP
>>97867523>2 life per 1 bodyUnironically very good. Probably won't pan out into anything functional, but I will be testing it.
>>97867523Guys he is literally a man. there are no boobs. It's a goddamn tranny.
>The white Emeritus is a 4-mana sorcery speed Crib Swap that also gains your opponent life.
>>97869706>there are no boobsThis is Loot's multiverse, buddy.You're just living in it.
>>97869711I don't understand this joke.
>>97869715
Vorthoschuds, is there anything juicy in the new novel?
>>97869719>Vorthoschuds, is there anything juicy in the new novel?Gay bolas? Gay bolas.Gay. Bolas.
>>97869107>>97869195>>97869259>WA LAO RUBY AIEEEHe's literally just a distributor with a youtube channel. Logistics and warehouse guys are all basically like this.
>>97869715Don't overthink his retardation. He's making a joke out of contempt for WoTC's version of baby yoda. Due to their long production times though by the time we got Loot people were already sick of baby Yoda. Shows just how quickly Disney shit out slop that in the time they'd taken to finish the set Disney had already fucked up the only decent star wars show they had. And frankly Mandalorian was just a generic western but because it wasn't woke DEI filled slop it was amazing in comparison. They have of course remedied that and emasculated any trace of masculinity out of the show. Fuck Disney, fuck WoTC, fuck the woke mind virus, FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING CLOWN WORLD SHIT!!!!!
>>97869690>three little piggies form an adventuring partyAwesome.>they're alchemy onlyI'm offended. I feel personally attacked. This is bullshit.
>>97869292best* planes
Maybe the reason why Innistrad sucks is because its humans need to git gud. Imagine being so lucky that 90% of your problems are vampire-related and can be solved with a sharp stick.
So Reality Fracture seems to be building up to be some big reset button for the lore, what do you think they'll be doing?
>>97869862It will just be a temporary event where color shifted cards are allowed Jace will be big bad for a while before being offed by the power of friendship and LGBTQ+. In his death somehow the Eldrazi will return
>>97869852The humans who get killed on Innistrad are retards who don't try to become the monsters.
>>97865270I liked Arena and the Greenesleeves books.
>>97869852Survivors piss me off so much. Duskmourn tech pisses me off. I don't know what was in the concept art or the briefs given to the artists, but the creative team needs to sit their asses down and figure out how they arrived at these results and why they thought it was a good idea.
>>97869719Strixhaven's student body is full of racists and Liliana, Kasmina and Angrath were desparked.
>>97869862Basically it will be Time Spiral, only shit because there is no way that current WotC understands even a fraction of why Time Spiral was good and they are incapable of actually being sincere these days.
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>>97869995Angrath deserved better than to be desparked and have a surly lesbian daughter. He was genuinely one of the better characters of the "modern" era.
>>97870013what was his problem, anyways
>>97870074Deadbeat dad.
>>97869862I dont care i just wanna see Hexhaven and the Ancient Dragons of Jace.
