Mockery editionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated. No AI or anime, please.Thread question:What game has the worst (mechanically) elves? Prev. >>97877421
Irl has mechanical elves that are currently attacking you through the screen as we speak
Space Elf Pirates!
where noldorchud?
Elf!!
Remember, wholesome elf threads are not a general.
Drukhari GFs for everyone.
>>97923023correct!
Larry>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yrlitard and Marazhai
>>97922970>Thread question completely ignored so farDark Sun elves. They are kinda cool for being nomadic runner elves, but their abilities just suck. A bonus to bows and longswords BUT ONLY IF FASHIONED BY THEIR OWN TRIBE, very restrictive. A surprise bonus only in the appropriate terrain. Also, - 2 CON and - 1 WIS, but that's just Dark Sun being more trigger happy with maluses.
>>97922970>No AI or anime, please.Weren't you told to fuck off in the previous thread and to stop sneaking rules in the OP?
>>97922970I had this fun lore idea where wood elves are the result of orcs constantly capturing elves for sex slaves which would eventually have resulted in the upper class of orc society being composed entirely of elves who regard their orc underlings as unorcy.
post cute non-horny edar x human art!
>>97923529>brown gibberish pornrot>"fun"Anons like this populate these threads.
>>97923542who is Edar?
>>97923529fun as a duojin epilog gag I suppose. What's actually usable is a human culture getting conquered by elves that largely replaces the native aristocracy and rules for so long that all the imported customs and identity of the elves is seen as stereotypical for the humans, the language has morphed into a hybrid of the old human and new elven and proper behavior for the humans is based of elven customs with the actual human customs being seen as backwards and provincial.
>>97923529This is just Dambrath but with orcs instead of humans, the elves not being the colonizers, and with less intermixing.
Never forget what they took from you
>>97924381>playing 40kek gamesYou deserve it.
>>97924381GW removing half eldar from 40k is one of the best decisions they ever made.
>>97924465Could be worse, could be TOWddler slop.
>>97924723Erm... but they never did remove half eldar. They're still canon.
>>97924739You keep repeating this lie, doesn't make it true.
>>97924735No.
>>97924296Yeah it's basically a what if we took hentai logic seriously worldbuilding.
>>97924296Also my thinking was that that would partially explain why their elvish elite soldiers are so elite, since they combine elvish discipline with orc aggression. (Biologically they're basically 100% elf.)
Here's to an age of friendship between the elder races.
>>97924752Nice projection, but you've yet to produce any official statement that Iliyan Nastase has ceased to exist, though you seethe about him every thread.
>>97924817He's now Illiyanne Natasé, a regular eldar farseer.There is no "official statement" because nobody gives a shit about Nastase, outside of desperate waifufags that cling to ancient Rogue Trader lore. When the setting was very different in many regards.40k has changed, a half-eldar are unthinkable as Astropaths within the ranks of the Space Marines. That shit would never fly.Seriously, what do you want? Some blurb somewhere stated by John GW stating "sorry, Nastase has been deleted from the lore!" In what fucking rule or armybook do the writer outright state "retconned"? This is fucking retarded. The guy hasn't been relevant for decades. Let go.
>>97924875>He's now Illiyanne Natasé, a regular eldar farseer.Different guy who spells and pronounces his name differently
>>97924937Okay, then give me one canon source of Illiyan Nastase being mentioned once in the past 30 years.Also, give me another example of a half-xeno from recent lore that the Space Marines allowed, not only within their ranks, but also to be a fucking Astropath.
What other notable space elves are out thereDo Vulcans count?
>>9792496430 years ago is recent to a half-eldar.
>>97924976They're more like space nerds
>>97924976Do the Abh from Banner of the Stars count
>>97924296>>97924347I'm surprised Dambrath never made a bigger impact on world building trends. The Crinti regime is the sort of thing that would happen all the time if multiple fantasy races actually lived in the same world.
>>97924296>What's actually usable is a human culture getting conquered by elves that largely replaces the native aristocracy and rules for so long that all the imported customs and identity of the elves is seen as stereotypical for the humans, the language has morphed into a hybrid of the old human and new elven and proper behavior for the humans is based of elven customs with the actual human customs being seen as backwards and provincial.So... the Norman conquest of England?
>>97925626If anything the Normans were absorbed culturally by the anglo saxons
Does Imoen count as an elf?Her brother is possibly an elf.
>>97924347>>97925616Dambrath however had a large human slave populationAlso the ruling class was half-Drow because their leaders>The loviatar priestessesDecided to fuck over the past leader basically delivering the country to the Drow on a silver platter The Drow got human slaves and the ladders got drow boytoysEveryone won. Except the humansAnd now wotc decided we can't have that and eradicated their history, because we can't have interesting world building anymore
>>97925997Can't really say that when changes introduced by the normans can still be seen in culture and language
>>97926818>no Yrilet
>>97926824It was drawn before Rogue Trader came out.
>>97926824Kui doesn't give a fuck about non-fantasy.
>>97927084I recall having done some short stories that had a bit of scifi elements to them.Maybe it was just that one with the artificial girl.There are also short stories about regular people in todays world.
In which settings do elves make the best designated rapemeat
Dwarffags don't have to deal with this bullshit.
>>97927951Pretty funny stuff.>>97928445Please do not trigger the noldorfag, for he is rabid and will shitpost with the least provocation.Anyway, does anyone know where I can find a subbed version of this for free? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km2dDYw3vbo The series, I mean, not the trailer.
>>97928480Dwarves don't have their own general, dude. I assure you that the shortstack fans would be similarly insufferable.
>>97928493>I assure you that the shortstack fans would be similarly insufferableI have been browsing dwarf generals (and yes, they happened, not just recently). Even people that posted shortstacks barely, if at all, mentioned racemixing, let alone rape and slavery.Elf threads are just filled with people that don't like elves (they still masturbate to them).>>97928482Use https://nyaa.si/, newfag-kun
>>97928482If you just want to stream it you can also watch it here.https://hianime.dk/watch/otaku-elf-zu88/ep-12
>>97928482as expected of a noldorcapable of great wisdom and power, but also great foolishness
>>97928526>>97928575Thanks guys, I appreciate the links.
>>97926072>ITSA ME IMOEN!she's likely half italian, so at best she's half rat
>>97928445none since elves are for consensual love only
>>97924797Ok, but sometimes the elf just wants to be alone.
>>97928746based
>>97927951I prefer to imagine Laios and Falin are a Rogue Trader duo with a proclivity toward collecting various abhumans and xenos into their ranks so Laios can eat them or study them without social boundaries.
>>97929136>what happens on Tallarn stays on Tallarn
>>97929136This is a cute OC couple I've seen posted a few times, while I like the art I wish the creator made the Eldar a Corsair or Harlequin or even Ynnari Commorite instead of a Banshee (an Exarch at that) to make it more plausible. I get it's fun non-canon fanart, a Biel Tan and Tallarn refrence and this in general is extremely unlikely in lore either way,but the 'tism strikes me, a different choice of Eldar would have made this OC much better.Also like the idea of a weird Eldar taking the initiative and pursuing the human, who's not on board at first and shy & uncomoftrable about it, but warms up like a reverse Yrliet (but with some physical contact). That's how I'd hope to see a Eldar x Human pairing, maybe if someone made a corsair RPG, that could be an option.
>>97929718*insert noldor response here*
bit of a lack of elf office workers lately
>>97929861you are the only one who likes that.
>>97929861I hate office work.
This is how Elves should treat humans.
>>97929718It looks like it was inspired by that unfinished fanfic, The Bearer and the Blade >Guardsman and Howling Banshee become isolated from their units and are forced to co-operate to safely transport a warp artifact>Smooching ensues
>>97925456Abh are just genetically modified humans, and only the Abriels have pointed ears since they are royalty, all the other Abh have rounded ears.Heck the name of their nation is the Humankind Empire of Abh
>>97931350Weren't Eldar genetically modified by their creators to be what they are?
>>97931548Yes, but not from humans (or so the Eldar insist)
>>97929883working with a shovel is worse
>>97931664Considering they were created nearly 60 million years before the first hominids evolved on earth, they're correct.
>>97931673>60 million years before the first hominidsThat's the official story anyway
>>97931664Either way it was genetically modified into something different.The end result of that process was a race of space elves, the Eldar. So to say that a bunch of people who have heavily modified themselves are still 'human' and not 'space elves' is kind of funny. The Abh are alien enough to other people they have to remind themselves and others with a title like 'Humankind Empire of Abh'. We don't go around inviting people into our Humankind Household, fellow human. Unless we're Mork and Mindy.At what point did the mysterious origin clay that eventually became the Eldar become the Eldar? What bounds do the Abh have to cross to make it so.Then its kind of extra funny that the Eldar, or at least the memes of Eldar, would look at a heavily modified being like an Astartes and still call it monkeigh. In spite of how they themselves were created.
If the thing about shitting crystals is true, unless that was just some funny slander against them, I suppose the first thing that comes to mind would be an mollusk making a pearl. So maybe Eldar used to be clams lol
>>97931895It depends on diet. Now that Yrliet is living on the rogue trader's ship and eating mon-keigh food, she produces smelly organic dumps like anyone else
>>97932037She was too embarrassed to ask Elantach how to use the toilet, so she asked Janris Danrok instead. He's the only other mon-keigh she trusts, because he is so thoroughly professional.
>>97923127Larry seems majorly based just from the alpha. Could be a proper bro
>>97931673>>97931715The elder race who created the eldar died or disappeared or something and had no involvement in the creation of humans
>>97931884but the Abh do pull Landers (human who didn't get modified to excel in space) into their empire, they even make the nobility, that's Jinto's whole thing, he is an unmodified human who was made a Baron and now has to serve in the military like all nobles do. They never call or treat themselves as anything other than human
