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>new edition>new models>best narrative backgroundI'm still excited bros
Sex eldar.
>>97943224Dogshit art
Does anyone actually want new chaos bikers? It's not like anyone but boomers considers motorcycles cool anymore.
>>97943222>I'm still excited brosThose digits would suggest that there is something to be excited about. This edition hasn't been terrible, but it is getting stale.
>>97943243I still love the old chaos bikers. They are great sculpts and look better than most modern miniatures.
I'm playing alpha legion with white scars rules
You did get the new guard battalion box right anons?
I still think GW could make 9 famous guard regiments with 3 kits. >tunic torso and legsCadian, Catachan, and Mordian arms and heads>Midcoat torso and legsSteel Legion, Vostroyan, and Tallarn arms and heads>GreatcoatKrieg, Valhalla, and Chemdog arms and heads
>Another fucking book about Cadians coming to terms with CadiaHoly fucking shit it has been TEN YEARS
>>97943219>TQI've always been a huge fan of the Archon's Shadowfield/ClonefieldThat "2++ save until failure" is the funniest, most inconsistent thing in the universe and sometimes you tank 15 wounds with no damage and sometimes you get evaporated on the first hit and just have to laugh anyway.
>>97943256>Alpha legion behaving like the one legion they had real trouble in dealing with in the heresyMakes sense desu.
Is 20 dice a reasonable amount or should I buy 30-40? My biggest squads are 10 CSM and 10 Cultists. I don't expect Possessed or Havocs to roll 20 dice or am I wrong?
>>97943267I have Cadia fatigue.
>>97943264I think you're retarded
>>97943262No, my backlog is too big as it is
Are Cadians the Ultramarines of 40k?
>>97943222What went so wrong with past and upcoming editions?
>>97943267Let Cadia go already.
>>97943243What do the hip and trendy youth of today consider to be cool, then?
>>97943304According to my cousin's son, Hitler
>>97943262>Commissar Yarrick dice sold outAHHHHHHHHH
>>97943304Sports.If GW needed more money they would make another sports game. Maybe Soccerball 40,000.
>>97943267Brother we are still hearing about the Holocaust 100 years later
I can't even remember what happened in the Iron Warriors supplement. Completely empty. What was the gimmick for that one?
WIP of my mechanicus genecult technoprimus (those eyes are an asspain to do right) done up for some killteaming
>>97943295I’d argue they’re worse because at least ultramarines are a first founding chapter with a normal homeworld, minimal gene flaws, and no history that predisposes them to being complete schizos, so it makes sense they dominate everywhere (and even then other chapters still are significant in other places). meanwhile cadians are just regular dudes with “muh built tough warrior culture”, and for that reason are fucking everywhere sidelining 90% of other astra militarum subfactions even after their entire fucking homeworld got blown up.
>>97943348Looks terrible, my dude. But we all have to start somewhere
>>97943273Go with 20.If you need more, you can throw multiple times, then buy more. You probably won't need more.
>>97943356his model looks infinitely better than your slop, ban evader
>>97943348Neat ideaBe sure to thin your paints on the next mini
>>97943316based thanks for reminding me, I just preordered 2 boxes.
>>97943262nabbed it for a friend just in time
I still have another 6 to sculpt and paint after this. Also my dumbass thought I could speed up the dry time for texture paint on my base with a heat gun but it just ended up melting the base, lol.
I like orks :D
>>97943390Me too :)
>>97943384>the fate of a hello kitty girl
>>97943381>the friend in question
>>97943423@gork is this true?
>>97943423I choose to believe this
>>97943444
>>97943458yeah, I think that post checks out.
>>97943458Thanks for confirming it's true.
>>97943423believable
>>97943474I think you’re trying too hard, desu. decalfag’s melties are usually quartering type condescension masking pure seethe instead of full on temper tantrums in all caps.
>both deletedIs he posting his own bait?
>Watch an unboxing of the centaur>It doesn't have a closed roof optionI'm 99.9% sure they said it did during the preview
>>97943502No they didn't.
I like Primarchs
>>97943501he often samefags/falseflags in order to get attention, but the original post has been posted in every thread and is still off topic, so it could just as easily be different people.
>>97943262I missed it and missed the second wave preorders Wargame Portal had, so now I'm going to try at my LGS when they get them in person next month.
>>97943501It's not "him", it some retard LARPing as him because they just won't let their punching bag lolcow die
>>97943510I like nameless guardsmen
>>97943354It just made more sense that they were some of the “go-to” guard like DKoK as both came from worlds that have the sole duty of basically pumping out trained and equipped soldiers. With Cadia gone it doesn’t make much sense anymore that they’re the posterboys.
>>97943224pound eerudaru punani
>>97943510Why is he so retardedly huge in this picture?
Is Angron a joke on the table? I remember back in 9th, he was considered broken because he can slaughter most of your units before going down only to get back up once your other units kill enough.
>>97943611marinefags insecurity
This is what the God Emperor would look like if he was skinny, would you still worship him?
>>97943295Cadians are the space marines of imperial guard
>>97943611He even bigger in official art.
>>97943267
>>97943619Anon he's a skeletonHe's already skinny
>>97943634His corporeal prison is a skeleton, in the Warp he's still a beefcake
>>97943348A few more touchups and I'd consider him largely killteam ready for later today. Vs angels of death so it's going to be an uphill climb
I'm testing a color scheme on some spare kasrkin, what are you painting?
I like Erebus
>>97943655that mud looks almost fresh, like it's not even dry yethow'd you do that?
>>97943636a spherical build and bendy limbs would be a bolder design
>>97943640He has always only ever been a beefcake through warp projections from his psychic persona. He's a small unassuming man in true physical form.
>>97943677I took the picture before it dried
>>97943677it's not mud it's chocolate pudding.
>>97943684Fair enough
Just checked what got deleted and I choose to believe the green text was true because it would be funny
>>97943680That's propaganda.
>>97943727no, it's not
>>97943640In the warp he's either a little girl or a monstrous skeletal tyrant.
Board size is still gonna be 44x60 in 11th right?
>>97943760If the emperor is a god damn loli in the Warp I'm turning to Chaos.
>>97943636when are we getting dark mech codex?
>>97943727Nah. When Emps meets corax for the first time, Corax’s abolity to see through psychic illusion means for a brief moment, he sees the Emperor for his real self, a rather plain man. The emperor notices this and boosts his power so all Corax can see is the image he wants Corax to see.
>>97943780starchild
>>97943780you can't unironically think the starchild would be a cis white man, right?
>>97943640>>97943680>>97943760>>97943780>they don't know
>>97943780If the Starchild is not an actual loli then James really has no idea of marketing
>>97943810That's just dorothy, not the emperor she's built different
>>97943802I always saw the emperor as kind of greek/med/turkish instead of white
>worship a corpse on a chairnoooooooooo chaos save me!!!>worship a little girl in the warpfor the emperor!!!!
>youtube full of people screaming that armageddon is.... le bad
>>97943794>>97943802>>97943810>>97943816The Star Child is so minor in the plot and hasn't been mentioned much since, idk, third edition-ish? It's not going to be worth paying attention to for the foreseeable future. In fact, with the Inquisition explicietly conspiring to keep the Emperor's skelly ass on the throne, even if the child did appear, it'd be immediately fought against. As for the girl wondering Tzeentch's plain, that's just a short story with little external contect, the theory that she's the Emperor is just a fan theory, and the story is probably just there to make Tzeentch look like a dipshit.
>>97943829God?
>>97943510why is there a chaos redemptor dread in that picture?
>>97943829Saying things are le bad is all YTers know how to do. Saying that something is broadly competent, or that we don't know how to feel about it as it's not even fucking out yet, doesn't create much content.
>>97943835>third edition-ish?He actually doesn't know hahahaha
>>97943680>He has always only ever been a beefcake through warp projections from his psychic personaLame and boring.
>>97943787first we need plastic titans and a codex for them.>400 dollars for a plastic warhound>warhound+secutarii battleforce starter set, only 300 dollars>scalpers push the price to 500 dollars on ebay
>>97943655its very minor, but I just finished painting my ork bases black. looking at each of them closer, I can tell I did not give a FUCK about how messy they looked. heavy coffee stains, spillover on a lot of details, and some small details outright unpainted.
>>97943829How would you clickbait and generate "content" otherwise, anon?
>>97943510>>97943611official art has Perturabo the size of a knight. He doesn't have wings like the other four, he's just a huge fucking robot guy.
>>97943835The starchild and the sensei were again mentioned in 10th and the siege of terra part 2 had the emperor casting away the good part of his soul before fighting horusThe star child is very canon
>>97943262Just from looking at pre orders from local stores it looks like that and the yarrick dice sold out real quick. I fomo'd by getting wazdakka and the ork dice but I dont think it was necessary, I just saw all of that sold out at the one place that does 25% off and i panicked
>>97943611his face looks completely robotic, so that might not be his body, he might be in a glorified dreadnought, or his spirit may have possessed a massive suit of robot armor.
>>97943348I saw someone on marketplace selling a very similar themed ad mech / gsc crossover (mostly characters) and thought it was you for a second
I like L shaped ruins. They are easy to build, paint and arrange on the table.
>>97943262guard is fucking gay
>>97943835>In fact, with the Inquisition explicietly conspiring to keep the Emperor's skelly ass on the throne, even if the child did appear, it'd be immediately fought against.You're looking at it from the wrong angle, the order to keep the emperor seated on the throne is from the emperor and handed to the knights, it's not something selfish the inquisition is doing, it's something selfless the emperor is doing.The point is that the longer he holds out on the chair (in unbelievable torment) the more chances there are for the starchild to actually manifest, that's always been the basic premise of his sacrifice, or at least since the realms of chaos books detailed it.The people who want the emperor himself to rise are the illuminati, the plan is to force an ascension of the emperor, against his will, regardless of how dark and terrible and apocalyptic it would be, thinking that being under the tyranny of this monstrous human warp god is the only chance for mankind to survive, but metaphysically speaking it would be a victory of chaos, just not one of the existing 4 gods, it's the human equivalent of the birth of slaanesh for the eldar, except they think embracing it fully instead of delaying it or fleeing from it is going to mean ascension for them instead of consumption (maybe the eldar who didn't flee from the birth of slaanesh genuinely thought the same or still think they got the good ending).
>>97943835>The Star Child is so minor in the plot and hasn't been mentioned much since, idk, third edition-ishIt's been in the last 2 dawn of fire books i have read.Throne of light and Martyrs Tomb One has an Emperors Champion having visions of the star child and iirc the other has two chaos dudes tryin g to stop the star child waking up
>>97943614Someone answer me?
Do you get deterred from buying certain models because they look like a pain in the assault to paint, /40kg/?
>>97943923Ass* lmao
>>97943920Kor Phaeron is freaking out about the star child since the great rift happened so he knows something
>>97943899those are nicely painted, but that might be most horribly placed ruins I’ve ever seen. if they weren’t destroyed walls, then all of them would be jutting into each other, leading to no where, or are the size of a broom closet.
>>97943923Nah, I play Eldar. All our models are pretty basic. Drukhari turns me off because of the spiky bits and the thin dangly bits, but they're optional.
>>97943935>chaos gods are the ONLY TRVE GODS>except for gork and mork>and the c'tan>and the star child>and the greater goodSO THAT WAS A FUCKING LIE
>>97943942breh
Reminder
hope everyone is have a nice weekend hobbying
>>97943958please forgive my retardation, I wasn’t looking very hard at them.
>>97943965Billions must die
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97943835Can I get a rundown on the Star Child fluff? Greentext format preferred please.
Dark Eldar have fat asses and shitty lore.
>>97944004
>>97943952that "true" is the load bearing column of the chaosfags' mental gymnastics
Bring back the monkey
>>97943965TRILLIONS MUST DIE
>>97943965It's "fallen" in that the guard are pushed back to the last hive city just in time for the big Blood Angels-led coalition to sweep in and save the day.Remember they have a Steel Legion wave releasing in 2-3 years. They're not going to totally wipe Armageddon while that is still upcoming.
Rolling to decide on what to work on today>SM>CSM>Gue'vasa>Pin up>AoSdice+1d10
>>97944012>during the siege of terra the emperor began drinking of the warps power>he gets retardedly strong >old friend of his tells him to knock it the fuck off>emps casts off the power he gained and also his compassion and other similar feelings as he thinks these will hinder him when fighting horus>he launches this part of himself into the warp>this is likely the star child>Emperors Champion in Throne of light was having visions of a man sat on a golden throne standing up and of a golden child of stars
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>97944039I'm dumb
>>97944016>>97944013>>97944004You guys are getting some real monkeys paw shit if they actually are updating the Kabalites, one of their best looking models, before any of the other ugly old shit in their range.
>>97944047Thanks Bruva.Now what is the fan-theory-repeated-to-falsely-believed-as-fact rundown on the Star Child?
>>97944055I have no idea
>>97944054I honestly kinda hope the Drukhari keep getting ignored, they're one of the cheapest armies in the game because of it.
>>97944073>no ideaUnderstandable.That's a good way to prove you aren't a redditor or secondary.
>>97944004DE range was perfect 25 years ago and should never have been "updated".
>>97944012>be emperor>have plan to cheat chaos so mankind can live and thrive without having to deal with it>oh_shit_chaos_got_hands.png>[fast forward past the Heil Hitler books]>it's time to face non-egyptian traitor with the egyptian name>can't do it, he's still your son after all>forcefully tear off that part of good in you with positive emotions n shit so you can smoke that nigga anyway >yeet this bundle of innocent emotions into deep non-space or whatever >feel nothing but grim n darkness n pain n edge n /pol/>smoke that nigga boris, fucker deserved it>now sit on the fucking chair because you're in the right headspace for torturing yourself for eternity >hold that shit as long as possible waiting for that bundle of joy and childlike awe and innocent human spirit to grow the fuck up so you can finally die and he can herald humanity into some new age shit>10000-years-later-spongebob-transition.jpg>now a skeltal dyelet>still suffering>everything's gone to shit>boss baby fucker still not showing up>eat thousands of psykers a day and scream in the void waiting 2 more weeks
How you think Emps will react if he wakes up now with full warp empowered and seeing the actual situation in his domain?
>>97944012he's the actual space jesus that will save humanity
>yarrick costs 80 AUDThese prices are just getting silly
>>97944120This is why Australia has such a rich proxy industry.
>>97944083According to numbers, they kind of aren't actually. They don't have a good discount box anymore and a much smaller secondary market than most factions. And despite the cheap costs of their individual kits from being so old, you need a whole lot of them because their points have just gone down and down and down over the years and now they're basically a horde instead of a semi-elite Army. I think Poorhammer did the number crunch a couple years ago and found they were actually the fifth most expensive Army in the game to collect right ahead of Genestealer Cults and behind Tau. (Admech, Sisters, and Votann were 1 thru 3) And that was ignoring all the resin stuff that you couldn't even buy at the time.
>>97943295Ultramarines are based.
I have acquired Cold Ones (2004)Something Ih ave found out is that eldar riders are not able to ride on cold ones. Wood Elves are a little better, but dark elves are probably the best legs for an eldar on a cold one.
>>97944111He would be pissed as hell at the fact he's now in one of the bad ends, and he would have no choice but to embrace the fact he's the chaos god of fascism.The immediate step is to end the galaxy and mankind by swallowing as much of it into the warp, and then the hard part would begin: enslaving everyone and everything, humans and demons alike, becoming the 5th player of the great game of chaos, maybe the one who actually wins it once and for all.Winning it doesn't mean mankind is saved, it just means mankind is in hell and satan is human instead of mankind being in hell with some other demon as the jailor.
>After all the loyalist primarchs have come back GW starts the Star Child storyline>Half the primarchs and half of the imperium recognize him as the emperor reborn>The other half wants to kill him>New civil war ensues
>>97944093Was it really though?
>>97944120>£29.50 = 55.78AUDDamn you guys are getting fleeced. Do you at least have a good discount outlet in Australia?
>>97944111i have this theory he will actually join chaos as the 5 wheel and say fuck it
>>97944147>Hesperax's footFucking kek
>>97944137>fascismlol
>>97944148One place does 25% off so the cheapest here would be 60 AUD, but shit sells out quick on that website
>>97944147>70 for 1x3 Reavers, roughly 23.33 per, so lets say 116.66 for 5 bikes>230 for 20 kabs>85 pts for raider>Total: 431.66, or 432 points of Dark EldarIt's darkly funny that the Dark Eldar are so neglected that point costs are accurate from 7 (nearly 8) editions ago
>>97944130My Dark Eldar journey>codex 3rd edition- 10 bucks, 2009>me almost buy combat patrol, 2020>me get 100 dollar amazon gift card from healthcare provider, spend 36 dollars on Drukhari Combat Patrol, 2023>me spend 20 dollars on a harlequin troupe, guy throws in 2 jetbikes and another two troupes he was trying to get rid of>me spend about 15 dollars on a used Yncarne, 2024>me spend about 15 dollars on used jetbikes, new model, guy was trying to get rid of, 2024>me spend 115 dollars on French kill team nightmare, mandrakes cost approximately 50 dollars without the night lords and the terrain, 2024>me spend about 20 dollars on 20 or so used kabalites, 2025>buy a box of Corsairs for 50 bucks, 2025>me buy Maelstrom box, refunded the cash to me, receive entire box for free, 2026>me spend 60 dollars on a Voidraven, get 50 dollars back in a promo deal, 2026>me make ebay offer for primed new-sculpt Archon (TM), accepted, spend 19 dollars, 2026Total- about 2200~ points of dark eldar compatible shit (ynnari and traveling players)Total cost- 215 bucks
>>97944163god of fascism is funnier and rolls off the tongue better than god of authoritarianism
>>97944054Kabalites already got updated with Hand of the Archon (2023).Anyway Fat Man says that they are releasing a VECT model on a big centerpiece in early 2027.
>>97944111The Emperor is awake, He has always been awake. It is He that has guided the Imperium to where it is. He has changed his vision and ideology throughout the millenia, to better suit the realities of the galactic political situation.Once all heretics, mutants and aliens are killed then the imperial budget for ice cream welfare checks can be increased.
>>97944163sorry anon, chaos god of theocracy or chaos god of feudalism doesn’t roll of tongue as well as chaos god of fascism.
>>97944176Fat Man is also the one saying kabalites are getting the upgrade (in modern gw terms, it means they're getting downgraded)
>>97943243This is UNCSLOPLAND, zoomie.
>>97944136How easy is it to mount some kind of eldar support weapon on one of these guys?
>>97944176>Already updatedNONO THEY DIDN'TWHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THEY DIDIT WAS A FUCKING HALF SIZED UPGRADE SPRUE, THERE WAS NO NEW MODEL
>>97944176Hand is just an upgrade sprue
>>97944147>two different archon scuppts and two different haemonculi and kruellagh the vile>lelith as a dual build succubi>terrain in box that isn't kill team for 216 dollarsGW in 2026 would never.
>>97944193It proves that Kabalites still hold up to the current years standard
>>97944193>WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THEY DIDBecause 95% of people here owns no miniatures and is literally too stupid and lazy to even google for the sprues' pics? You seriously should not underestimate how retarded people here are. I wish there was a single Warhammer forum that supports piracy, I would move there in a heartbeat.
>>97944187WellMy kabalites are baller and sleek so unless this makes me cum when I touch them, I'm not going out of my way to acquire.Also>kabalites upgraded when they were upgraded already in 2023>not grotesques or other shit they squattedAs expected of GW and their burning hatred for Dark Eldar.
>>97944120why even get into warhammer at that point? its already hard to justify with boston tea party reparations, but when you get to australia, you might as well get gunpla or a completely different hobby entirely.
>>97944190A spot of glue should do it easily enough I would think
>>97944213No one here is stopping you from 3Dprinting.
>>97944217what's that you say? Add a bunch of magnets to make it a swivel gun? Will do.
>>97944216>at that pointThat point already happened about 6 years ago. Even before 2020 prices were ridiculous but a Start Collecting box used to cost 50 bucks at 3rd party retailers and you could build some armies with nothing but them.
>>97944210Just like the cadian upgrade sprue that came out a handful of months before being scrapped when nucadians released?
>>97944219Are you brain-damaged buddy? What 3D printing has to do with my post?
>>97944216gunpla discount sites
>>97944143>new civil war ensuesGW won't do that.The rest has a decent percentage of possibly happening.
>>97944216hams of warUnless those gunplas are knight-sized I'm not sure if worth
>>97944214>>not grotesques or other shit they squattednot how these rumors work: vect and kabalites are stuff that's coming but not the only stuff that's coming, chances are he's been told more but will milk that shit for months on end by adding one little bit at a time to the videos What's actually weird is that he mentioned boats as well, with no solid idea on whether they're meant to be updated versions of the existing vehicles or new vehicles altogetherIt would be fucking retarded if they changed the current boats instead of expanding the range
>>97944143>Star ChildI hate this nulore so much. This triple-meta shit feels so not-Warhammer it's not even funny.
>>97944226It didn't hold up with the gorilla proportions
>>97944229just use them as proxies for crisis suits. it's probably cheaper than the GW plastics
>>97944238>star child>nulore
>>97944143>HimIn this day and age? Nigga it's finna be a girl
Would you play a game where you could only take one of each unit?
>>97944216the 69,99 aud one is a little bigger than a dreadnaught, but cheaper than the going price of 93 AUD.
>>979442283dprinting is literally pirating models. People on /tg/ already pass around pdfs for free, no clue what you're talking about my seething faggot.
>>97944238>starchild>nulore
>>97944249No, the most fun games are between basic troops IMO
>>97944252Low IQ or ESL, call it.
>>97944237>kill a bunch of the resin range>instead of updating those models oop, you update plastics that have already been updated or don't need an updateA very gw thing to do, so I believe it.
>>97944248Hey I'm okay with both a cute loli and a cute shota. I just hope that if it's a guy the sisters side with him. For reasons.
>>97944252GW is basically the Adobe of wargaming.Except I'm not afraid of pirating scans of GW models and close enough proxies.But too much of a coward to pirate Adobe software out of fear of catching a virus or malware on my Linux machine.Have STL scan pirates figured out terms to describe the quality of STL scans based on how close they are to original CAD quality?
>>97944260You are the reason this website sucks, crying about shit for no reason on a saturday. Don't you have models to paint, champ?
>>97944253>>97944244Yes I know it was already mentioned in the Realm of Chaos but like much lore from that era it was rightfully forgotten or mentioned as an Easter egg. Bringing it back as a valid narrative line was a mistake.
>>97944268>gw making new lore bad>but also gw bringing back old lore bad
>>97944252Based imbecile unable to read and understand the context. Anon obviously meant he would happily switch from anonymous forum to a real forum but none of them supports piracy like 4chan.
>>97944273Yes, both statements can be true. Do you unironically think everything works on dichotomy?
>>97944249"Rule of X" type of shit doesn't work as long as some armies have a truckload of similar units and others have 3 units in total.For example these are officially 3 different units with 3 separate datasheets, that would get around the rule of 1 quite plainly, and this is not an isolated case.For such a rule to work you would have to add multiple specific addenda that further group together some units and limit them as a group, and potentially add exceptions for some units for armies with an abysmally small roster.
>>97943243Either bikes, or have them continue committing to daemon engines for CSM, and give us chaos marines mounted on smaller beasts like the Helstalker with marines riding them. I'd like if if chaos marines moved more in this direction with the dark mechanicum's gear and vehicles becoming more and more distinct from just traitor legion gear from the heresy. Like, I don't want an updated chaos rhino, I want a fuckin sick centipede bus or something.
>>97944283Bad take
What if Star Child is just a Tyranid psychic disguise?
>>97944273I mean kinda yeah. Pretty much all the lore GW has done in the past decade has been bad, regardless of it being original or dug up from the pet cemetery.
>>97944266>crying about shit for no reasonthat's what you're doing go back and reread >>97944213explain how your whiny reply >>97944219 is in any way, shape or form relevant to what anon saidyou either didn't read or didn't understand what he meant by wanting a forum that supports piracy so he can leave this place
>>97944226Wish I collected more of those.I unironically like heroic scale Cadians.Just preference. I like the nucadians too.
>>97944293That would be a cheap and gross subversion for shock value with no other point to it.The correct narrative would be having only SOME cults of the starchild being hijacked by the genecults, just like they already have cults of the "4 armed" emperor
>>97943922Amateur and suuuuuper casual World Eater player here. Hes not terrible, just overcosted and his abilities are so mid he may as well be a vanilla datasheet now. Also resurrecting him means WE have no army rule that turn, so there is a cost/benefit analysis to do if you hit 6/6/6. Hes okay. needs buffs. Not alot, but some change to his ress would be nice.
>>97944293Shit idea honestly.
>>97944213>I wish there was a single Warhammer forum that supports piracyYou'll never get that because people have different opinions. I believe in pirating GW stuff due to how their Adobe tier expensive. Others are consistent in holding to their moral belief that stealing is wrong. I respect that as well as they aren't hypocrites.
>>97944321Other forums don't have a ban on piracy out of moral reasons, it's because they aren't anonymous and will get shut down.
>>97944170Ynnari stuff is not usable in Dark Eldar, just FYI. And You can't have more than 500 points of Harlequins+Corsairs in an army either.
So infnite citadel so far is more of a competition between IH and IW? suits them I suppose, one is bitter because they lost their dad, and other because they try to measure up to their dad's standards
>>97944330>Other forums don't have a ban on piracyMaybe the ones that do haven't been found yet by you and I.And quite frankly I'd rather be ignorant if my discovery of it means it falls apart because the universe likes to be cruel to me like that.
>>97944332You can have 1k harlequins in reaper's wager
>>97944334>So infnite citadel so far is more of a competition between IH and IW?no
>Fortress of Arrogance got destroyed nyoooooo...
Alright now on to making the actual model
>>97944350That's genuinely cool. What's it for, a grot?
>>97944348Gotta make way for that female Commissar and her RSV mobile throne.I think the real reason Yarrick's tank got destroyed is because it used plasticard in it's conversion and GW doesn't want wargamers finding out about any DIY they can't exploit to earn some cash.If it happened in current fluff.
>>97944350Kek, based. I'm also going to start working on my collage submission soon, did a simple kitbash with yiff bits
>>97944356It gonna be a marines malevolent guy sitting on top, smiling while cleaning his sword with a torn SW banner.
>>97944358Also you can't have nice freehand anymore since it mighy indimidate the losers and hurt contrast paint sales.How long has it been since we've seen Calgar's land raider?
>>97944360Did you use tweezers to secure that plastic staff over that resin part?I have super glue accelerator but even then that looked like it took really steady hands. You did good.
>>97944361Extremely based
>>97944365>Also you can't have nice freehand anymore since it mighy indimidate the losersDon't hazard stripes count?Is that actually what a good number of hobbyists in the 40k space hold?>and hurt contrast paint salesI mean that is a big reason on GW's part I can see.
>>97944367I have this quick type tamiya ca glue so I managed to do it without tweezers
>>97944374>quick type tamiya CA glueHave you used the Tamiya acrylic paints by chance?How are they by brush and airbrush and are the pot designs actually better than GW's pot designs?And how breakable are the glass pots so I practice extra care when handling them so I don't drop them and have a glass shard go up my foot one day if I buy those paints?
>>97944345And zero corsairs because it loses the traveling player rules, so that still leaves him unable to make a legal 2k list.
>>97944348orks keep winning but it still won't matter until the world is turned back into the attack planet
>>97944282Yeah, someone pointed out that "rule of " still lets people bring four different CTan to a battle and that's pretty disgusting.
>>97944350Will you finish it before Friday?
>>97944282>For such a rule to work you would have to add multiple specific addenda that further group together some units and limit them as a group, and potentially add exceptions for some units for armies with an abysmally small roster.
>>97944350>>97944361I am so excited to see the final result. did you do away with the lone survivor crawling away would be too much or are you painting him separately?
>>97944387>Have you used the Tamiya acrylic paints by chance?Never used them, sorry. You can't thin them with water because they're alcohol based or something, right? That felt like too much hassle
>>97944249No, but if troops could be taken without restrictions and then the special units were limited to one, I'd try it.I like the old force org but I still think the even older percentage system was simpler and better.
>>97944415>alcohol basedWell that sucks. Guess I'll have to stick to AK acrylics then.Their chart actually gives Tamiya and other company equivalents.Same with Vallejo I think.These miniature paint companies are all trying to steal each other's pie slices by advertising themselves as equivalents and copying each other. It is kind of impressive.I'm surprised GW hasn't tried to sue other miniature paint manufacturers for being equivalents to their paints.Or they have and I don't know of it yet.
>>97944143I still think they'll bring back the emperor as a woman, possibly a minority woman.The pic is for the shitpost, she won't look like that at all, it'll be lame as fuck
>>97944350Neato. I've been woring On my collage entry. Kinda simple but I guess a good reason to train painting faces.
>>97944404Yeah dont worry>>97944411Yup I'm doing hin separately
>>97944409FoC was the GoAT and only marine players bitch and moan about it because they only want to run elites and heavy supports.
>>97944428(Pls ignore the kitbash on the right)
>>97944262>loli>shotayou are a pedophile
>>97944430it goes away everytime its brought back because no one likes it
>>97944350niceneed to finish my entry too
>>97944444Wasted
>>97944439go back, tourist
>>97944439nonce poster
>>97944424Is GW capable of sculpting an attractive female face?Not even asking for bimbos or animu girl tier faces like the KDM pin up minis.Just a regular attractive female face.Or are they able to but GW execs forbid it? If they do what are the possible reasons?
>>97944444quints of truth
>>97944439Projecting much?
>>97944453Most of the problem with gw female faces is eavy metal paintjobs are shit for women
>>97944444>it goes away everytime its brought backit's never been brought back
>>97944453Yes, they simply don't do it for 40k.
>>97944464>eavy metal paintjobs are shit for womenI forgot about that until you brought it up.What's a good way of painting a 28mm female face then? For someone who just basecoats and throws a diluted wash on his models?
>>97944453>>97944464exemplary compare tariana palos from 'eave metal and any other decent paintjob from google search>>97944470week or two ago anon dropped a guide to how he paints sisters and he had pretty damn good faces
>>97944468>Yes, they simply don't do it for 40k.>that imageDoes that paintjob count as 'eavy metal as the face looks properly painted?What conspiracy theories do you have for why GW doesn't allow good female faces sculpted or properly painted when properly sculpted in the 40k catalogue?
>>97944453I liked the one Bretonian looking mini that was in Darkwater. I think the real issue is that gw can’t sculpt teeth for some reason.
>>97944453The most recent Malys one was pretty decent as I recall (Not my model)
>>97944474>week or two ago anon dropped a guide to how he paints sisters and he had pretty damn good facesIs it that long image with black background that nobody follows or is this guide you mentioned idiot proof for tards like me?>tariana palos from 'eave metal and any other decent paintjob from google searchThat actually surprised me.
>>97944274people who think 'i'm too good for 4chan' but refuse to leave are the absolute most cancerous posters hands down.
>>97944491>i'm too good for 4chanthat's not what he's saying, retard
>>97944499>I would got to a better forum, if they supported piracyHe is explicitly saying anywhere is better than here and a better place for him, except he can't pirate shit. A parasite poster. Only autistic lolcows like d*calfag are worse.
>https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/8qvxr2ay/saturday-pre-orders-reclaim-armageddon-with-commissar-yarrick/>https://www.warhammer.com/en-CA/shop/astra-militarum-commissar-graves-2026Are you going to pre-order her model or be a chud? >in all seriousness belowWill Commissar Graves outlast Severina Raine? Remember when GW was pushing Severina Raine? And how long until we see Commissar Graves drawn like Ashley Graves from that brother sister VN game that got some infamy because of Graves last name connection?I forgot how to spoiler stuff by highlighting and pressing the buttons on keyboard.
>>97944321>Others are consistent in holding to their moral belief that stealing is wrong. I respect that as well as they aren't hypocrites.I always find hilarious how I don't know a single person that didn't get into Warhammer through piracy. Literally everyone I know in person, our LGS manager included, was introduced to 40k with pirated materials, be it copied books, scans or then pirated PDFs. Most of us spent hundreds and thousands of dollars on miniatures but literally no one from my community started with buying a legit physical book. My first introduction to Warhammer was with a pirated PDF of a Deathwatch codex I found in this very thread.
>>97944516I'm gonna be honest I actually thought that was a dude before posters here said otherwise. I probably would buy it if I played guard and give her a headswap or something cause the model is pretty cool besides the commissar herself.
>>97944516giving her an entire half track is a big commitment, so they probably plan on shoving her into as much shit as possible.
>>97944516>>female commissarI know why GW is actually doing this, and at the very least there's nothing forbidding this in the background material, since commissars were never stated to be all male or even implied to be, IIRC. It's still not going to sell all that well though.
>>97944540time will tell, but her being attached to a badass tank will ensure there are people who will buy it just for the tank alone. GW’s mistake with severina raine was that she a lone model, and in no discount box sets, so it was easy to avoid her like the plague.
>>97944516Jokes aside, why do you guys hate female minis? I often add 1 or 2 to my units, mostly in fantasy games. I treat them like units' mascots, pets of a kind. Many of my hero minis are female since I put extra effort in them to make them eye-candies.
>>97944527I got pirated materials before I first played 40k on TTS if you count TTS games. Maybe GW knows about this pattern you're talking about.>>97944531>I actually thought that was a dude before posters here said otherwise.Same here.A headswap for a gas mask is best option to be honest.If a near-CAD tier scan comes out I can find and download for free that is.>>97944533>giving her an entire half track is a big commitmentI have a feeling GW was scared of her not selling well as just a standing commissar so they gave her a whole truck throne to boost sales from guard players.Maybe GW knows that guard is the "chud faction" with the highest concentration of "chuds" now but had to comply with adding a female character somewhere?I expect hugely overpowered rules for her and her vehicle throne to also boost sales.Similarly to how if I recall correctly the Votann were overpowered to boost sales as GW might have been afraid of them not meeting expectations in sales.>>97944540>and at the very least there's nothing forbidding this in the background materialI think there were female commissars in old lore and I remember an older era commissar model with some cleavage. >It's still not going to sell all that well though.That RSV throne and overpowered rules (if the rules are overpowered to get WAACfag-bucks) will ensure it meets expectations I think.Hopefully she will spawn a lot of third party proxies like how Lord Solar Leontus did.
>>97944019You are the monkey.
>>97944567>>why avoid female minisThat depends. In the case of the femstodes, it's blatant woke pandering bullshit that should not be rewarded by giving James money for said pandering. For cases where it makes sense for there to be females though, the issue that James is incapable of making attractive female faces still remains. Or at the very least, they can't paint those faces right.
reposting my collage entry. really pleased with how it came out ! total furfag death
>>97944553https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/astra-militarum-commissar-graves-2026?queryID=6077785d3132acf32a5d0803eba837dcThis isn't a tank, it's a half-track with some 40k bitz botled on to it. Doesn't seem all that appealing to me, certainly not enough to be worth the price.
>>97944567>97944516(me)I don't hate female minis. It is hard to tell if GW's female face sculpts are decent due to their history of bad female faces from the space adventurers in power armor to the current models even with proper paintjobs that tone down the 'eavy metal style.Majority of my female heads for 28mm minis are not from GW. Now I am not discounting that there are genuine misogynists that hate female minis. I think their numbers are exaggerated by those trying to push an agenda.>treat them like units' mascots, pets of a kind. Many of my hero minis are female since I put extra effort in them to make them eye-candies.I have the female heads to break up monotony to give variety.That's really it. I wouldn't take it to make them eye-candy though. I look like enough of a creepy/loser even after weight loss to make it more obvious.
>>97944579They're capable, they intentionally choose not to most of the time because it's grimdark if all the women are ugly I guess.
>>97944599why is she looking at me so dismissively? what did I do wrong?
>>97944610bro, your hairline...
>>97944615NTA but I plan to shave my head bald because my hair on top is thinning.I'm afraid of being seen as a skinhead by some of the LGS patrons.Being a 40k guard player also is more fuel to the fires of such an accusation as well.
does anyone else really like the femstodes? i originally wasn't interested in custodes as a faction until they got revealed.....granted im an old lady so my viewpoint is biased but still ! i cant be the only 40kg femstodes fan right ? picrel
I choose the faithful Chimera
>>97944623Apply the sacred oils (topical minoxidil) and partake in the blessed communion (dutasteride), and your hairline shall be restored.
>>97944636
>>97944610Because of the size of your pp
>>97944623>thinking people still associate baldness with being a skinheadbro its not the 1980s anymore no one gives a fuck if you’re bald.
>>97944631are you the ultrmarine poster? because if so, my opinion of you just fucking plummeted.
>>97944631>does anyone else really like the femstodes?I became interested in the custodes when I realized that it was possible to find some STLs of the Thunder Warriors and proxy those as Custodes. That also have design ques like weapon loadouts to be easily used as Custodes proxies.Just haven't found any models that put the Tortuga Bay "stormsoldiers" to shame yet.If I win the lottery I'll buy the models and send them off to a 3D scanning service to reverse engineer the models into high quality scan results in case Tortuga Bay goes under because of Ukraine stuff.>i cant be the only 40kg femstodes fan right ?You aren't. >butI think the big reason is that the male side finds the femstodes attractive to fulfill their tall sexy warrior woman sexual fantasies. >granted im an old lady so my viewpoint is biasedYou're made of some stern stuff knowing the reputation of users of this site.
>>97944631at this point you must've posted more fucking boxes than finished models
>>97943952>SO THAT WAS A FUCKING LIE>chaos worshippers>not being the most trust worthy people when it comes to meta physics of the setting>especially when the said same meta physics they "worship" literally corrupts their mind and they also have a massive bias towards itI would say I'm shocked, but that'd be a lie.
>>97944631>buying nuStodes
>>97944631Having tits or not literally does nothing to change the overall character of Custodes. They are biological machines who have a dry sense of humor usually to show off how done they are with the rest of the Imperium and their hyper religious bullshit.
>>97944652no i sold all my ultras save for a few. im a adepta sororitas main now. sry anon ;(>>97944656based thunder warrior enjoyer. instead of votann i wish we got TW as a small mini faction desu. and nah ive been hear for nearly a year with no problems...im basically the thread mom since my children are around the same age as the average 40kg poster >>97944668wrong nigger i actually assemble the boxes i post and eventually paint them ....picrel
>>97944656Why would a boltgun need plasmagun coils?
>>97944682i just like there being another imperial faction that has women in it. plus the new models look really nice, male or female>>97944683true, i wont even try to refute your points i quite literally only like them at all because they have girls and their aesthetic look good
HAGS
>>97944631They are fine for me. Might get that one captain custodian model and then tweak it a bit.
Why already have FemstodesFemarines when?
>consooooming because the toy company specifically says it has an extra orificesweet baby jesus, i'm praying this is a bit and someone is just borrowing boxes for pictures
>>97944729In 12th edition probably, so roughly 6 years from now.
>>97943952none of that necessarily contradicts the original statement. a lot of ancient israelites in the old testament were completely down with the idea that other gods existed, and some even worshipped gods alongside God, but its just that the God of Abraham was the most powerful of them all and the true god while the others existed as sideshows.
>>97944688>sold ultras >bought sisters>now buying custodeswhy though
>>97944738>being poorthe real ick!
>>97944579Femstodes is pretty based. It can be woke and based. It's not like its female space marines, giga Ingrid uncompromising giant women is a kino aesthetic.
>>97944631No they're cancer
>assuming you are talking about deceptors, that detachment sucks and has zero actual flavor>yeah yeah wow cultists get a fucking infiltrator keyword woahh
>>97943316>Yarrick preordered>Dice preordered>one of those books preorderedYeah, now that's what I call wasting quids.I've already got the metal yarrick too, wtf am I doing?
>>97944631fun fact even on reddit boxposting is considered low quality content
>>97944623take HRT and you will get all your hair back teehee!
>>97944697>i quite literally only like them at all because they have girls So you don't like them lol
>>97944758>femstode step on youi can see the kind of people buying that
>>97944766And you know this how?
>>97944688>instead of votann i wish we got TW as a small mini faction desuFor Horus Heresy maybe it would work.I don't really think GW does "What-If" or "alternative Warhammer history" models.I think even "non-canon release models" are a rarity in GW's releases too.Pic related is the only one I can think of beyond Da Red Gobbo Christmas models if Red Gobbo counts somehow.Part of my enjoyment of the Thunder Warriors is that most of their given lore is just "basic notes" that stay as "basic pointers" to give an "outline" of what they are like. The quotations are because I lack the English vocabulary to properly describe what I mean but I hope the words make sense to convey what I mean.I don't even have the ESL excuse.If GW gave me a few minutes to vomit some marine lore that would be canon I'd take the opportunity to say that thunder warriors and marine biology is a balancing act between combat efficiency and genetic stability in regards to longevity. Thunder Warriors are wholly gene-crafted for combat efficiency to deal with the absolute Hellhole that Terra was during the Unification Wars and firstborn/primaris sacrificed some of that combat efficiency for long term longevity via genetic stability.Cawl just pulled out a method to try and meet the best of both worlds or at the very least get a wee bit closer to thunder warrior combat ability while keeping the stability intact.But I think the vagueness of Thunder Warrior lore is what makes them all the more interesting in a "less is more" kind of way.And "less is more" is a design philosophy I wish more STL makers would embrace as so many STLs look overcrowded in how many details are crammed into every part of them.
>>97944755hurry! wash the ick off by buying more things you wont complete! double that order!
Why is there no in between for model assembly having no options or being the absolute biggest pain in the ass to put together because of the options.
>>97944798Because the cut off is having to cut off parts of the model to convert and that's also a pain in the ass
>>97944798This is the shit gatekeeping normies.
>>97944309Wait wait wait, reviving Angron disables your Detachment ability that turn? What the fuck?
>>97944350Hey, you are not supposed to leak GW's upcoming removal of firstborn kits.
I think I'll go with something like this. Was thinking about him having a sword but maybe this knife is more menacing?
World eaters was like playing yugioh pre codex. You either insta won on turn 1 if you went first and lost if you’re second.
>>97944350Lmao
>>97944873
Shamelessly reposting tribal marine from WIP. Still working on patterns. Any pattern ideas would be happily considered.
>>97944885I dunno about the split down the middle, chief.
I hope we get gravis vets in 11th.
>>97944883Do you have the sword-being-cleaned from the bladeguard kit? The knife is good but the hand looks a bit weird, like it's sticking too far out of the armor
>>97944689It is a reference to old John Blanche drawings of space marines or the original metal models.>pic related
>>97944900Already used it. I'll file the hand down later. Also it probably wont be very visible when I sculpt the rag/banner that he is gonna wipe the knife with.
>>97943243Remember when Valrak predicted new chaos bikers years ago and we STILL haven't got them?
>>97944912The knife is perfect then.
>>97944847it isn't working, they just bitch about it and suffer through it
>>97944893What do you suggest?
>>97944883>97944883lmao based so far
>>97944753ultras were my practice army....uhh because i like both factions and want to paint/play them anon ! simple as >>97944766idk what they do on reddit anon >>97944787>busy modelshard agreed. i wish james cut down on the tacticool belts n pouches of primaris and brought back the sleek sexiness of older first born models but in current scale
>>97944917Picking one pattern/color choice and sticking to it.
>>97944917Don't listen to that retard halved schemes are based
>>97944787>non-canon release models … Da Red Gobbo Christmas models. I like to imagine poor and abused grots like to warm themselves by a tire fire telling stories of a sneaky red grot who gives good shootas and stabbas underneath the gargant, and puts teef in the holey socks of grots in the dead of night.
>>97944873definitely the knife, I think it fits the savage nature of marines malevolent better too.
>>97944516>Will Commissar Graves outlast Severina Raine? Remember when GW was pushing Severina Raine?as a limited release resin model?
>>97944982>as a limited release resin model?She was a limited release resin model?I didn't know that if true.
>>97944697>another imperial faction that has women in it.They always had women in the army, anon.
is normal to hate primaris and anything related to them?
>>97945018>GW has sidelined sisters of silence so badly people unironically forget they even exist.grim
>>97944951The revolution will come one day, the glorious freedom of the Grot race is near! The galaxy will learn to fear us little ones!!!
>>97945030hating anything is abnormal, especially when what you hate is a badly designed miniature.
>>97945044>hating anything is abnormaleasy there, champ. do not deny yourself a human emotion. yes, reserve it for something more pure, but don't say it's abnormal to hate
Hey anons.Are the days of /3dpg/ sharing models through standard encryption and with the usual password over nowadays?I have some STLs that aren't scans I want to get but the pirate app must have gotten a culling because I can't find the files there and general retardation on my part as well.Will a Ruskie's recreation of ForgeWorld guard models suffice for any request as those are precious? >I can't share anything today I'll probably bring this up tomorrow.
>>97944516>I forgot how to spoiler stuff by highlighting and pressing the buttons on keyboard.Highlight text and press Ctl+SI'm gonna get the model yeah but probably end up using my lord commissar model for the on foot model and find a replacement for her in the commiecar.She will definitely outlast Raine because she is a mainline model and the commiecar at least looks like a good datasheet.
Had fun seeing a buddy I hadn't seen in a while and playing a game against him with the knights. Its 100% a skew list and I'd told him beforehand what I'd be doing.If you have a decent amount of AT its a decently dynamic game and CSM can spike lethal hits to get around toughness to a certain extentGranted, it can also cause some of his guys to explode and I managed to say "More like Dork Pact" before causing one of his squads to fail the LD check.
>>97945153I think its neat he brought a chaos knight of his own to face yours
>>97945149>spoilerThank you, brother.I am hoping that her appearance will mean that we get fur coated commissar model STLs to use as lord commissar proxy models. I've lost track of my STL collection and managed to forget how to find the app groups that will last the longest from getting copyright hit if I ever had that skill to begin with.So I think I am retarded enough to mess up a simple fur coat greenstuff method even with a tutorial to spoonfeed and hand hold me through the steps. But I might try it eventually. Does greenstuff dissolve in 99 isopropyl alcohol if I want to paint strip?
>>97944993>I didn't know that if true.It's true, it was a Black Library celebration model
>>97945160It was pretty cool, he has his another one that he's still working on a bit and it absolutely put some hurt on the armigers when it spiked Dev wounds.He spent a fair amount of the first few turns chewing through Armigers before heading into the big knights and my little lads managed ot each shots and get a few kills. He could more easily hold objectives as I found that I needed to sit my bigger guys back to tag objectives and put fire support on.Also had a mauler fiend just show up and ROCK one of my Armiger Warglaives In the after action report, I'd say he needs to likely drop the Auto-cannon pred to get a second las pred on the field for armor.
>>97945177*He has his other one Don't type after driving two hours kids.
Do we already know for certain when 11th edition is coming out?
I want to start a Tyranid army. Will the below be any good?++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ FACTION KEYWORD: Xenos - Tyranids+ DETACHMENT: SynapticNexus (Synaptic Imperitives)+ TOTAL ARMY POINTS: 2010pts++ WARLORD: Char1: Neurotyrant+ ENHANCEMENT: + NUMBER OF UNITS: 18+ SECONDARY: - Bring It Down: (4x2) + (1x4) - Assassination: 3 Characters - Cull The Horde: 5x5 (before leaders attached)+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Char1: 1x Neurotyrant (105 pts): Warlord, Neurotyrant claws and lashes, Psychic screamChar2: 1x Tyranid Prime with Lash Whip (65 pts): Lash whip, Rending claw, Scything talonsChar3: 1x Tyranid Prime with Lash Whip (65 pts): Lash whip, Rending claw, Scything talons20x Hormagaunts (130 pts): 20 with Hormagaunt talons20x Hormagaunts (130 pts): 20 with Hormagaunt talons20x Hormagaunts (130 pts): 20 with Hormagaunt talons20x Hormagaunts (130 pts): 20 with Hormagaunt talons1x Lictor (60 pts): Lictor claws and talons1x Lictor (60 pts): Lictor claws and talons22x Neurogaunts (90 pts)• 2x Neurogaunt Nodebeast: 2 with Chitinous claws and teeth• 20x Neurogaunt: 20 with Chitinous claws and teeth1x Neurolictor (70 pts): Piercing claws and talons1x Neurolictor (70 pts): Piercing claws and talons1x Neurolictor (70 pts): Piercing claws and talons1x Norn Emissary (260 pts): Monstrous rending claws, Monstrous scything talons, Psychic tendril1x Screamer-killer (125 pts): Bio-plasmic scream, Screamer-killer talons1x Screamer-killer (125 pts): Bio-plasmic scream, Screamer-killer talons1x Screamer-killer (125 pts): Bio-plasmic scream, Screamer-killer talons6x Zoanthropes (200 pts)• 1x Neurothrope: Chitinous claws and teeth, Warp blast• 5x Zoanthrope: 5 with Chitinous claws and teeth, Warp blast
>>97945176>it was a black library celebration modelI forgot about that detail.I think I am having alzeheimer's or dementia and I'm not 30 yet.Thanks anon.
>>9794519580x hormagaunts is rough to paint, but looks fun if you like lictors.
How to build a 40k list:1. The army you think is the coolest2. The models you think are the coolest(Secret bonus tip for chads: Use as many different models that you like as possible for both painting and gameplay variety)
>>97945265Instructions unclear. Starting an Agents of the Imperium Collection as my first army.
>>97945265The real answer is to look at what the top meta is for tournament play and then copy that list so you beat every little faggot at your LGS that makes armies for the "cool" factor.
>>97945269This is a good way to get blown the fuck out because top lists are going to have weird tech that requires intimately knowing the meta of the top tables and the workings of the list into specific matchups to understand and then you're going to bring it to your local meta and get fucking punk'd.
>>97945269It's a way to look retarded when you still lose despite picking a meta list.>>97945268If you ever win a game, just the humiliation your opponent suffers may be enough to make then commit suicide, and that makes Imp Agents worth it
>>97945164>Does greenstuff dissolve in 99 isopropyl alcohol if I want to paint strip?I wouldn't leave it submerged in the stuff for a month
>>97945265You should always start with the army you like most>Unless right now that happens to be Chaos Demons, Deathwatch, Grey Knights, Drukhari, or Agents>Admech and GSC are bad for beginners but ultimately fine>Sisters and Tau will be a bit of a hurdle for some but are also really popular for a reason>Custodes, Knights, Necrons, Death Guard, and Space Marines are baby mode and nobody will ever have trouble starting with them
>>97945269You have no soul
>>97945265so if i start agents or cults and lose every single match and i'm forgotten forever by gw i did a good job?
>>97945335Obviously agents is the exception and everyone knows it and has known it for years, but GSCs have a good win rate. They're just hard to play. Nothing wrong with picking GSCs.
>>97943219>What is your favorite special rule in all of 40k? Any edition.I played 2nd ed when I was a kid but I hardly every rolled anything fun on the chart
>>97944453they are, but the paintjobs they use are generally bad for female faces
do you think havoc weapons and backpacks fit on noise marines? i'm tempted to kitbash the kits as i'm thinking of making a slaaneshi CSM warband
>>97945149What army would Makoto play? probably Stormboyz heavy Orks every model would contain a bomb in it too
>>97945421>Implying she wouldn't have a warboss with a squig named Iborki
>>97945421She'd play knights and rant about her tactical genius as she blows timmies off the board and accuses people of cheating if they bring 20 lascannons against her or just objective sit
>>97945426That goes with the looted tank
If I wanted to get back into 40k, should I wait on full list building and only get whatever models I know I’ll want until the next edition launches? I dunno when 11e drops
>>97945436You understand.
>>97945501Depends on your armyIt could be a year before you get your actual codex
>>97945501>When 11e June or July
I hope 11e removes rule of 3 and lets me spam my 1 unit.
>>97945436sick, please post it when painted
I played a couple games of 3.5e in order to get material to troll certain retards but actually ended up having fun.
>>97945528Anon this is 40k, not DND
>>97945503CSM (vanilla) so probably sooner rather than later since James has made em the Main Antagonists>>97945505Thanks
>>97944567>>97944873awoo with me brothers!
people selling this for 139. I wait for them to get desperate, sell it to me for another 10 bucks off. I get ebay discount for 10 bucks too. And another 30 back in rewards.
>>97945412When these got announced in january 2025 I was stoked. But if I'm being 200% honest, I enjoyed the cheeky rumors in 2023 more and the HH fulgrim.
>>97944567I REALLY want shield maidens for sisters of battle even though I'm not usually a fan of the viking aesthetic.
>>97945501June 11 2026
>>97945554oh shit didn't know these were up for preorder yet
I’d like to see a female firewarrior model in an archon’s entourage. Something exotic but utterly loyal because shes a kept woman and is many tau lifetimes old due to his giving her access to deldar gene rejuvinant tech. Something like that.
>>9794554040k had a 3.5e too thoughbeit.
>>97943680He has also only been alive since around M25, the whole "Alive for all of Human History" thing is a lie
>>97944567I don't hate them, in fact I like them, I love sisters, I like eldar and guard being mixed gender. But don't make them look like he-man with wigs (or bald) and don't retcon lore just to include them. It's not that hard ffs.
>>97945574Supposedly the new Vect has a court of exotic alien mercs on his boat so there's always a slim chance.
>>97945597honestly, the boat being full of decked out mercenaries (with the implication he’s fucking all of them) would make the sacrifice of the slave bitches worth it imo.
Shouldn’t thousand sons have some snake imagery if they’re Egyptian?
>>97945628>What, including the snake man?>ESPECIALLY the snake man
>>97945638They're not Egyptian. The pyramids and symbolism and culture of their whole world is Tixcan.
>>97945674What
>>97944885Currently watching a video essay about Native American history and this thing appearing fascinates me.
>>97945638The symbol of the Thousand Sons is literally a snake eating its own tail>>97945685Ignore the retard
>ordered the new Inquisitor todaythinking I paint the mount either green or pink skinned. not sure yet.
>>97945698Paint it this particular pink https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountbatten_pink
Wanting to fuck a hot woman is heresy. You will have duty sex twice a year for procreation only with your man jawed fridge wife, and NOTHING ELSE.
>>97945663I want him to vore me so bad
>>97945710
>>97945574just make one for your archon, it shouldnt be hard
>>97945750i hate gsc for giving me a fetish for bald women
I think I might go full Stillmania with my Terminators and Dreadnoughts list and not buy anything else for my Space Marines. I suppose I should try and play more proper games though if that’s the case lmao.
>>97945755see? that's the heresy talking serve the patriarch
>>97945554lmao. I might actually pick this up if it gets any lower, I like decimus kill team but I don't see any reason to pick them up unless they are cheap.
>>97945771GW OWES me a cheap Blackstar so I can trick out my Ordo Xenos strike team.
>>97945750
>He's in the walls...>HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!Anything in the lore of 40k that's like this?
>>97945822>Anything in the lore of 40k that's like this?Pretty much every warp jump.
>>97945591That's just a fan theory, the actual lore says otherwise
>>97945790I just got 1 for cheap when they "squatted" Deathwatch and all the babies kneejerk sold their models for a pittance on ebay
>Lorgar gets his ass kicked and starts meditating for 10k years>Is now a Daemon Primarch>Corvus as some daemon comes to his planet m>Lorgar wants to test his new form>Still gets his ass kicked by him
>>97945834Whatever the primarchs can become on their own is more powerful than a daemon prince. The traitors were given a quick and easy way to apotheosis. Judging by Roboute and the Emperor's conversation, Guilliman is going to have to figure it out.
Is the new Thousand Sons Combat Patrol far better than the old one? The fact that I see:>A ton of Rubrics>Sorcerer>Barely any Tzaangors>A fucking Daemon PrinceThis has to mean this shit is good, yes?
>>97945822yea, tons but what stands out the most is genestealers. they really are in the god damn walls.
>>97945841calling it now that the primarchs were made from warp entities, some of them good and neutral. guilliman just has a good guy angel soul or some cringe like that.
>>97945857The primarchs are meant to embody various aspects of humanity. I don't think they'll make them daemons.
>>97945857Would these be warp entities that originated with humanity or ones which originated with Xenos? If the latter, would that makes Space Marines part Xeno?
>>97945863daemons are daemons, doesn't matter where they come from, and it wouldn't be clean cut either
>>97945863I think it adds more rationale to the theory that the Emperor never intended for the Primarchs to outlive the Great Crusade. Why should there be part daemons running around in a humans only Galaxy?
>>97945822>grots, snotlings, and squigs squeezing themselves into the tightest spots possible and ripping out all the wiring >kommandos (somehow) crawling through vents and jumping down on unsuspecting guardsmen>meks or weirdboys using “tellyportation” and teleporting themselves literally inside the wallshonorable mention>deff dread in the middle of smashing a wall (he’s technically inside it) and about to go on the other side of the wall to smash you
The Emperor entered the warp to take a piss, then left
>>97945852The Tzaangor Shaman and Demon Prince are the two characters in the box, there’s no Tson Sorcerer. I’d say it’s generally better cause a character-elite unit-basic troops-monster box would be a more satisfying buy than twenty Tzaangors.
Are the SM2 chapter screenshots on Lexicanum official, or somebody creating the chapter using the character creator?Some of the more obscure chapters (pic very unrelated) have slight divergences from other art of them, and my autism wants to know if it's canon-ish.
>>97945852>>97945887It's an aspiring sorcerer, which is just the sergeant for the rubric marines squad. Not a character.
>>97945857>>97945863>>97945876Warp entities are anachronisms, from the moment they begin existing they always existed. By all accounts the Greater Good warp entity existed before the Tau even though the Tau's philosophy proliferating among humans made it come into existence. By that same token, if the Emperor ever becomes a warp entity he was always a warp entity.
>>97945822Literally Kurze during Imperium Secundus.>>97945852>is it better than the worst combat patrol in history>>97945862I really find the aspect of humanity that turns into giant demon birds interesting. It's right up there with the aspect of humanity that uses forests to teleport.
>>97945890There’s a ton of chapters that have appeared only in offhand mentions or one offs articles. SM2’s character creator probably looks better than recoloring a template to have a visual associated with the chapter.
>>97945901>I really find the aspect of humanity that turns into giant demon birds interesting. It's right up there with the aspect of humanity that uses forests to teleport.Warp corruption, not innate primarch abilities.
>>97945904>asked during ESL hoursMy own fault desu.
>>97945890If you look at the file uploader, it's a user called Xporc uploading all the SM2 screenshot. It's a wiki, people can edit it, but it's not official because GW has nothing to do with the lexicanum.
/our/ guy just released his definitive titan tier list, thoughts?
Which Primarch inherited Mankind's penchant for drawing dicks everywhere?
did anyone save the pics of that one anon that painted his custodes jade green and gold? i want to steal his idea and paint my custodes in that style......ty in advance !!
>>97945932>/our/ guythreefingers.png>gorkanaut in CHERESY
I am desirous of this box, but I don't like their paintscheme that much, but the models are cool.
>>97945755
>having a good time painting model>get to a certain part>instantly turns miserable
>>97945939There are red, white, and silver templar chapters. They're canonically codex compliant but come on.
>>97945928>It's a wiki, people can edit it, but it's not official because GW has nothing to do with the lexicanum.That's...Plenty of art on Lexicanum is official, the fact that GW didn't upload it to the wiki means nothing.My question, which will not be answered, is:Are the chapter color schemes in the popular FPS game Space Marine 2 available as presets which were created by GW (no matter who screenshots them) or are they always manually put together by users to (sometimes) match canon chapter schemes?I should have asked /vg/.
>>97945939You can just paint them how you want.
>full scale KrorkThat's fucking cool.
>>97945941
>>97945956The more popular chapters have preset colour schemes. The less popular ones don't. Is that what you're looking for?
>>97945972Yes.My autistic rage may have been augmented by the fact that I tried to fix a printer today.Tried.
Evening fellas, what did we do this Saturday?
>>97945932>reaver in B>gargant in C>great gargant in Bawful taste
>>97945979>so how was your weekend?The real question is, what were the oranges for?
Any good 40k themed sissy hypno?
The most pathetic comment ive ever seen on a 40k batrep
>>97945985I think that's a sneak diss, but accounts that look like that do tend to be tards.
>>97945983What do you mean oranges?
https://taleofpainters.com/2026/04/review-astra-militarum-armageddon-batallion-hippogriff-centaur-commissar-graves/New Guard models got their sprues posted
>>97945999"How was your weekend" is a meme going around and "what were the oranges for" is related. Nurgle has blessed me with brainrot. It's a long story I won't explain here.
>>97946001I wasnt really a fan of them to begin with, this looks like a pain to glue together. I wish there were some plastic tanks I could kitbash together to make them look a bit more sci fi like.
>>97946002I see..
>>97945979Had mum over for dinner. Listened to her rant about the elites and pedos and jews and elite pedo jews for a couple hours. After she left I spent the night watching the X-Files and working on my big display shelf that might get finished sometime this year.
>>97946012Your mom sounds intelligent besides the jew blaming
>moving to new country>research stores in new city>GW kits are 20-30% cheaper there than here even after FLGS discountsAlso almost no Indians or black people either. Total win.
>open box>wait, what wargear options should I take??>research it for an hour, finally decide>...>wait, which guys should I put the wargear options on??fuck lol
>>97946002I love it when my interests bleed into each other like this. I'm actually pissed that Jer has a Dark Imperium Gravis Captain and I don't. Do you think he actually built it or was the box just a fixture in his video background?
>>97946001>Detail suspension system (for a 40k model) on the HippogriffSchizophrenia but this feels like a Sculptor's mad response to the negative reaction of the Rogal Dorn not having a modeled hull underside.
>>97945965isn't that from MajorKill?
>>97946040Yes
>>97945932buy an ad
>>97946001>No option to cover Centaur's troop bayDidn't James say there would be a covered option?
>>97946025Probably not. Definitely not painted. I feel like nobody who has assembled models would display a box.It is disappointing that everyone in that sphere who referenced 40k (and there were quite a few) turned out to be some kind of moron. Then again, maybe talking heads with professionalism don't put toy soldiers in their background.
>>97946028Or maybe they just got someone who actually likes vehicles to make these ones, which is why they look good instead of dogshit like the rogal dorn.
>>97945979watched the pistons fumble while I painted my collage entriesnext I will either play unicorn overlord or assemble a gundam
>>97946067James says a lot of things
>>97946069>everyone in that sphereWhile he's not perfect, the Akkadian has a functional channel, actual painted models, and lived rent free enough in a 40k author's head to get referenced in canon. IMO that's a win.
>>97944332Yes, that's why I run Yncarne as warlord and use the Devoted of Ynnead detachment to run them as Ynnari instead, which is the desired effect. Or were you confused and thought only Yvraine can be warlord of the Ynnari, which was changed in 10th to allow the Yncarne?The Corsairs+Drukhari and Harlequins+Drukhari are separate buildouts, as intended.
>primarch tier shard of a war god>jobs constantlyKhaine is such a fraud that it’s embarrassing. Why can’t craftworld aeldari have even ONE win? Even if it’s a pyrrhic victory?
>>97946111he's supposed to suck.
>>97946111he's got the unfortunate combination of "very strong" and "expendable" that makes him the perfect jobberI'm honestly surprised greater daemons dont fall into that trap as often
>>97946111>KhaineNext you’ll tell me that there’s an eldar god of magic and knowledge named Tzaanch and he’s a really chill and good guy.
>>97946120>I'm honestly surprised greater daemons dont fall into that trap as oftenAngron specifically gets this treatment for whatever reason Related, why did they reintroduce Fulgrim again? At least Magnus got to fuck up Fenris and retake Prospero while Morty got to fuck up Ultramar and establish his own mini space empire. Meanwhile Fulgrim and the EC gor a codex but no major roles in any 10th campaign.
>>97945890>or somebody creating the chapter using the character creator?Yes, definitely this. There are some presets as the other anon said but they're limited to a select number of chapters and not even 100% accurate, the stuff on the wiki would be cobbled together by a fan so take with a grain of salt
>>97945822I live in walls of anons and download Destiny and Gundam to their PCs. Does this count?
Should I go Emperor’s Children, Thousand Sons, or World Eaters?I think world eaters look cool but if they play like unga bunga retards that just walk forward and kill, I don’t know how fun that would be to play.
>>97945932>Imperator titan F tierDogshit tier list.
>>97945900>from the moment they begin existing they always existedLame and boring.
>>97946067They were talking about the option to cover the gunners hatch.That said, the best way to build the kit if with the troop bay empty so you can stick a model in unit to show what unit the truck is carrrying
>>97946156Counter-intuitively melee charge armies are actually pretty difficult to play, setting up charges, counter charges, etc is not as unga bunga is it appears.
Why genestealers gotta have so many arms man
Why are Adeptus Custodes even a playable faction? They should've just been a lore thing.
I sincerely promise this isnt a bait post, but I've been out of the scene for a bit. I thought Yarrick was dead dead and Angron killed him? QRD of how hes back?
>>97946172Wolves brought him back to life with their priest warp Magic
>>97946174
>>97946176Piss off spammer
What are other Tau crimes besides mind controlling the Vespid and sterilizing planets of humans they conquer?
>>97946165>hey you know that unreality where time and space lose all meaning?>yeah it has to follow causally linear reasoning or else it's lameogey
>>97946171Because FW makes Horus Heresy and decided to depict the Burning of Prospero in that game, and back when they did that having models be cross compatible between systems was actually supported, so now we're stuck with Custodes in 40k.
>>97946179Nobody cares about the Tau so their crimes are equally inconsequential.
>>97946171Money.Not even sisters should've been an army, women don't belong on the battlefield.Only armies 40k should have are;Space marinesChaos marines (no daemons, they should just be a lore thing)Imperial guardInquisitionAdmechTyranidsOrksEldarNecrons
>>97946172>I thought Yarrick was deadYou think Gork & Mork are just gonna let Ol' Bale Eye die?
>Chaos space marines are still human supremacistsI dont get it
>>97946190Because even when we get pissed at each other, we understand that everyone else is still a cockroach.
>>97946180Yeah, and it is lame and boring.>oh it's just timey wimey bullshit with no rules to it, we can do whatever we want with it xD. It's meant to be randumb!It's not interesting and never will be.
>>97946193Then why do you worship an elf god?Checkmate, word bearer.
>>97946190GW writers are just stupid. There's no actual good reason for it
>here's this cool thing that exists in the 40k setting >no you can't have a model of it, it only exists in ~le lore~ thankfully none of you are in charge of 40k, otherwise the franchise would be dedicated to jerking off about how mysterious every dry lore blurb is
>>97946195You just don't like it because you have difficulty understanding non-linear causality.
>>97946201I can understand it fine. The idea is just plain dogshit and always will be.
What do Night Lords even do at this point
>>97946204>I can understand it fineObviously you don't since you conflated it with being "random."
>>97946197The other Chaos gods existed before humanity did. They must've been created by someone else.
>>97946207Aura farm on civillians
>>97946174>>97946187Seems a bit like an ass pull in a way of "We need somthing people will buy no matter what" sort of way. I appreciate it either way, anons.
>>97946207a setting needs jobbers, they have a valued role
>>97946174These are nice, well done.
>>97946172>I thought Yarrick was dead deadStated to be so in the 9th Guard Codex with an in-universe Operational Report announcing his death. Presumably this was done to justify his model not being in the codex. >Angron killed him This was just a meme that caught on because the idea of Orks wanting to fight Angron for stealing their Yarrick kill is funny. Given the skull in pic related it doesn't really fit, WE would try to take his skull after all. Now he has been retconned as being healed by Space Wolves via advanced space marine apothecary intervention after getting headbutted by Ghaz and left for dead by his Imperial Guard troops.
>>97946208>uhm ackchually it isn't randomIt is
My unfortunately retarded brother really wants to get into 40k and can’t wait until the next edition to start playing his Chaos Space Marines. I’ve decided to go with vanilla Marines since I’m sure he’ll enjoy playing against them the most. He has a terminator Lord, a Helldrake, 10 termies, and like 30 regular CSM.I proxied/bought a jump pack captain, 10 heavy intercessors, assault vets, and 5 sternguard. Anything else I should get? I’m trying to give him a fun challenge without curb stomping him since this is his first war game. And he is again, quite retarded.
>>97946230Whatever you say. Just wait until you find out that in quantum physics time can, in fact, flow backward.
>>97946174stop ban evading
>>97946239Stop spamming
>>97946232a dread or other big thing to stomp about the middle of the board
>>97946184>Chaos marines (no daemons, they should just be a lore thing)IMPERIALIZATION OF CHAOS
>>97946245ironic
>>97946236>uhm akchually in real lifeWow, I really don't give a shit.
>>97946214Space marines needing cheap theatrics to scare normal humans is the opposite of aura.
>>97946257Which makes it doubly funny when loyalist marines, even less asshole ones, scare people just by standing near them.
>>97946256I know, that's why you're retarded and think acausality is "random"
>>97946223ty anon :'(
>>97946207>Target civilians>Kill children en masse>Sneaky little brutal cunts>Yet still larping as "deadly warriors">Absolutely useless and gets wrecked by real opposition and warriors>Useless and inconsequential on their own and needs a bigger brother (Black Legion) to be of any use.>Somehow the darling of the established media (authors) gaslighting us into thinking they're some misunderstood good guys with forced good publicity.Are... are the Night Lords the IDF of 40k?
>>97946156you could get a lord of skulls and unga bunga but harder and with more force
>>97946207>>97946261they scare other marines too
>>97946174these models are genuinely fucking awful
>>97946284>Are... are the Night Lords the IDF of 40k?That's Cadians
>>97946294Cadians can actually fight against tougher enemies and hold their own pretty well.Their whole thing is punching up.
They talked about this mystery deck yet?
>>97945852its better than the last one but honestly isn't very good eitherits an odd jumble, feels more like a companion to the last combat patrol and an actual good way to start an army
>>97946294I thought those were Canadians>Ca-na-dian
New Cato Sicarius sculpt looks amazing, but after having primed him it just dawned on me painting him well is going to be a royal pain in the ass.
>>97946315Sub asssemblies, anon
>>97946319Yeah well his backpack + banner and base are not glued, the main body is glued together with tamiya. Fuck my chud life.
>can't choose between helmed or helmetless he'stan
>>97946308Cadians are likely named after Arcadia, and given the association with pastorial utopia the name is meant to be ironic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcadia_(utopia)There's also a ruin in the Arcadia region named the Arcadian Gate https://www.theancientconnection.com/megaliths/greece/arcadian-gate/See also the Arcadian Guard that were in 40k before Cadians https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Arcadian_RegimentsThe spider motif was later given to the Necromundan Spiders.
>>97946299Once again proving Warcry is their best game
>>97946184Fat retard hours
>Got 10 models left>Just assembling 5 took a couple hoursNow im curious, are Warp Spiders and Dire Avengers easier or harder to assemble than Wraithblades?
>>97946365>hours to assemble 5 models
>>97946372It takes longer if you're the type to check your phone every five minutes YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>>97946111He is land raider analog back to 3rd-4th ed. Eldar currently dont have "that big centerpieced daddy" unlike space marines or necrons
>>97946372>I gotta sand shit>I gotta scrape mold lines off shit>I gotta wrestle with arms and weapons not wanting to stay on the fucking modelHow do you guys do it fast then? Painting 1 model took me almost 5 hours for just a Dire Avenger.
>>97946385just cut the mold bit off and glue it nigga
>>97946365warp spiders are the most difficult eldar infantry to assemble or so i've heard
>>97946291lol
got around to painting a model today
>>97946184>no daemons, they should just be a lore thingYour opinion a shit
>>97946390Hellblaster status?
>>97944798You'll notice that those kits with a lot of pieces are often poseable walkers.
>>97946184>Not even sisters should've been an army, women don't belong on the battlefield.Counter-point: Nuns with Guns
>>97946400FYI when drilling barrels, take a knife or even the drill bit and poke a little pilot hole, helps with getting it centered. Wild to me that someone goes to the effort of drilling barrels but doesn't clean up the waste plastic from drilling, mold lines and sprue nubs though
>Next month's collage theme will probably be "all out"Sweet, an actual motivation to actually paint my harlequin minis after all these years. I thought I'd run out of things to paint.
>>97943899These are from Temu?
>>97946438good looks on the drill tip (heh) idrc about mouldlines or nub pieces since when you're playing on tabletop that is basically invisible.....anything i cant see on the model when held at arms length i skip so that I can finish all my models in a timely manner
>>97944428>>97944584looks fairly gay desu
>>97946184
>>97946184>worst opinion itt>its a frogposter
I'm gonna be building up a squad of traitor guard pretty soon, I know they're not exactly one to one but can any guardfags chime in on what special weapons you guys normally go for? I can take 3 per 10 dudes but only one of each, and squads are capped to 10. I feel like the plasma and probably the melta are both a given but I'm kinda agonizing over the grenade launcher vs the sniper rifle.
>>97946365Dire avengers are easy, warp spiders are a PITA
>>97946498I just bought some Citadel Plastic Glue after dealing with the axe nightmare on my wraithguard. So hopefully it fucking sticks after applying the weapon first.
What Chaos legion is more fractured? World Eaters or Thousand Sons?
>>97946521world eaters
>>97946526But Thousand Sons requires Psykers though for their Rubrics and they're hard to come by.
>>97946533Speaking of Thousand Sons, are there any books about them where:>Ahriman isn't the MC>It's set in the 41st millennium, not Horus Heresy>It's not a short story>MC of the book is a Thousand Sons Space Marine
>>97946515You used superglue on plastic models? Why?
>>97946548Because my Tamiya Extra Thin Cement doesn't want to keep the axe or hand attached without many fucking uses of it. I bought it so I don't need to get angry at the part not staying on.
>>97946533so? they're still less fractured than the angry retard legion
What's up fellers it's me the guy who is starting chaos, I only have retarded questions and takes
>>97946576well you picked the right faction
>>97946576Did you make a deal with Chaos?
>>97946557Tamiya extra thin is plastic glue, it's the same shit as citadel plastic glue
does running a bit of sandpaper over the joints before gluing increase the surface area and make it easier to glue
>>97946598For superglue yes
>>97946591>it's the same shit as citadel plastic gluebased retard
agents should have had Custodes as the imperium's MC equivalentgive them crazy statlines like T9 2+3++5+++ -1 damage but make them cost like 400 points each
>>97946605They're both plastic cement.Obviously shitadel comes in a dogshit bottle that blocks its tube every nanosecond and is overpriced compared to tamiya
>>97946591
>>97946627See >>97946618
>Imperial Agents combat patrol>A ridiculous amount of Arbites Shouldn't it be Imperial Guard or some shit
>notify me when available
>>97946190they aren't, that's a meme from the same people who think the legions didn't change since the heresythey are just selfish assholes, they don't have ideals other than might makes right
>>97945965>yeah, orks suddenly get human proportions as they grow up and their armor becomes space marine armor
end of weekend progressquake cannon is 80% done and the volcano cannon is basecoated and varnished
>>97945965I hate krorks D:
>>97946674also if i may toot my own horn here i'm very pleased with how the muzzle burn on this turned outthere's a fuckup with the varnish visible but i can disguise that with more weathering
>>97946633It won't be because they don't want model ranges to share models between them... Except, you know, for all the times they already do.The most frustrating parts of Imperial Agents are the fixes for it to make it a functional army to collect are immediately obvious but they just don't want to do it because they never wanted it to more than an allies book to buy.
>>97946677same
>>97945862It always amazes me how retarded 40k fans are. Genuinely, they are ALL noblebright fatrak primarch cocksuckers at the end of the day, even if they pretend otherwise sometimes.
>>97945965wait, so the pinnacle of ork technology is just a chaos space marine painted like HALO MASTER CHIEF?
>>97946721Yesall creatures eventually evolve into space marinesSpace marines all inevitably take eldar design cues
>>97946724you should fucking k i l l y o u r s e l f ~~
Tau or Necrons for my xeno army?
>>97946740Kroot heavy tau
>>97946740necrons
hey guys what army should i play? there is an army i really like the models of but i dont mind if you tell me to play something else ahah
>>97946747Chaos daemons
>>97946747
GW please port Combat Patrol and Crusades to 11th edition, this is all I am asking for. I had no time to play a full Crusade campaign but AoS Path to Glory is insanely fun and I would kill for the same experience in 40k.
>>97945965In proper warhammer fashion the oldest types of things within the setting should reflect the oldest miniatures gw has produced.So krorks should look like LE1, more simian in proportions and with longer jaws.
>>97946754Why... wouldn't they? They did from 9th to 10th and that was a significantly more substantial ruleset change.
Yeah I'll pick Necrons for my xeno army, goddamn they have some nice models.
>>97946828if you say so
>>97946828Worst mistake of your life.
>>97946828classic scheme, quirky scheme, or gimmicky scheme?
>>97946832>>97946833W-what?
Is there a list somewhere of all the foodstuffs mentioned in the lore? I can only remember grox meat, corpse starch, amasec and recaf.
Please wish me luck while I attempt to repair a paint job that had super glue explode all over it
>>97946828I've been tempted to pick up some necrons as a basis for a couple of AoS conversions
>>97946837search Food and Drink of the Imperium on google
>>97946841Ah neat thanks
>>97946338IIRC they are named for the Canadian shock troops from WWI
>>97946836just messing
>>97946828I hear the models are extremely brittle for a good number of he kits but they do look cool. Kinda fucked up necrons didnt get that issue fixed with at least their foot troops, but soul-blight did with their skeletons because they sorta had similar issues.
>>97946911I do really enjoy these.
>>97946911this stopped being funny after the first few edits
>>97946911stop posting these >>97946915 said they aren’t funny.
>>97946911Keep posting these >>97946914 said they enjoy them
>>97946911Haha! Where do they get everything from? Amazing imagination! Brilliant
New?
>>97946976no, I’ve been posting here for two years.
>>97946985>two years.grim
>>97946985>two yearsbro...
>>97946985holy fucking newfagi didn't post at all for the first two years i lurked
Just had a game against EC and I got absolutely destroyed. I rolled like shit but on top of that I just can't wrap my head around positioning. It always seems like I can't shoot at anything and I can always get charged and get killed before even hitting back.
>>97947017cuck mentality
Rollan fun summer side project >0-2 Gue'vesa >3-5 (imperial) mining crew >6-8 Void Pirates >9 Smuggler Arvus Lighter
>>97947017>pass userlol
>>97946332Helmet. Always.
>>97946985Do you like space wolves by chance?
>>97946976Yeah image limit, might as well
Ok baking
>>97946497IDK if you're still here, but in Guard squads you typically want to take 1 Plasma 1 Melta for every 10 dudes.
>>97946911I think they are still mildly funny. Not haha laugh out loud funny. But the joke is consistently a low grade semi-chuckle.
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it's a beautiful sundaydon't get trapped in retarded argumenthobby instead
>>97946759what not having a proper waaaagh does to a mfer
