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Bring back reserve rolls and remove the stupid deepstrike distance restriction.
Why do people like the IW but don't like the IH?
Say something to James, anything, better if is something about new ed
>>97972196what the fuck were you thinking with the new gretchin ears?
>>97972196Fuck you, James
>>97970119april collage submissionWe ran out images in previous thread so I couldn't postI started only today, not intending to take part in collage initially (in fact that's my first try). Not sure if I succeed at portraying it correctly, but suddenly got a simple idea for a Kroot of all things being disgusted at having to eat a stinky Space Yiff, that's how disgusting he is. I got to use a nigger head which wouldn't be useful to me otherwise, stiff kroot pose which annoyed me in other projects and a failed recast of a marine body.Greenstuff is still somewhat workable lol. Way overdid sand on a base and tribal markings especially look bad, missed spikes on his arm and now I can see that gun on his back got dirty too. But I worked on him enough for today, that's how he will have to look like on the collage. I'm happy with how he turned out ultimately, especially given that weirdly stiff pose and a failed recast.
>>97972206>a Kroot of all things being disgusted at having to eat a stinky Space Yiff, that's how disgusting he iskino
>>97972212Stop ban evading nigger
10th is pretty bad, will 11th be better or more of the same in your opinion?
>>97972192Despite both having iron in their name, the Iron Warriors use it to mean "having a backbone and grinding down the enemy in BROOTAL siege warfare" while Iron Hands mean "I am a nerd and I am hacking your mainframe".Importantly is that IW have a cool colour scheme, cultic troops like the Mutilators and Obliterators and other shit while the IH have zero of their mentioned in lore stuff because where Chaos Warriors have a free hand to basically have WACKY shit having the Heretic Asstards keyword and usable across different warbands, the nature of the imperium is that you would need special detachments and keywords for the IH stuff or even a codex supplement that allows you to mix and match robot parts which are otherwise just cosmetic upgrades.In particular while Iron Fathers are basically techmarines, the Iron Father is also a straight up cyborg while technamrines just like doing IT work. So there is no 1:1 between Warpsmiths and Warsmiths like there is for CHAOS, while Techmarines feel like a phoned in generic toy meant to appeal to kids. All the Iron Hands specific units are named characters and Lol at spending 50 bucks just to have your hecking special boy on the field.Also their colour scheme is kind of lame and if you spice it up it's difficult. Like primed white with a metallic overcoat then blakc but with a drybrush of necron compound on top to pick out and shiny-ize certain parts.
>>97972206the thing is the canis helix is degenerative, so Kroot might outright refuse to eat it/shapers might warn against it because they can smell when DNA would cause the kroot to evolve into fucked up berserkers. This is also why Kroot don't eat chaos marines.
>>97972222It sounds better already but with the limitation of current books being compatible, most of the biggest issues can't be fixed. Points can, at least. But the silence on the matter is worrysome.
>>97972206I shouldn't have laughed and I really admire the effort you put into this model and hey at least you killed a black one.
Remove Imperial and Chaos Knights as playable factions.Remove all other titanic units from the gameRemove all fliers from the game (those with hover modes can be reworked and remain)Remove all Primarchs from the gameRemove Custodes as a factionRemove Grey Knights as a distinct faction; relegate them to Imperial AgentsOptionally, the above removed units/factions can be used in a separate "Apocalypse 40K" game systemStandardize how Space Marine chapters and Chaos Marine legions/warbands are treated (ie. both should be supplements to a main Space Marine or Chaos Space Marine codex or neither should)No, you cannot unsubscribe from this blog.
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>>97972192because the iron hands' color scheme is shit, and because they have delusions about the characterisation of chaos legions as anything other than chaos servants
>>97972244
>>97972249The puke posting is dull and played out my guy.
>>97972200>what the fuck were you thinking with the new gretchin ears?"it has to fit on the sprue as one piece"
Who can order new marine chapters to be created?
>>97972254you don't belong
I like orks :D
>>97972255Constantly reposting the same handful of images is played out, you say?
>>97972244Imperial agents expansion is coming! I can feel it!Still pretty mad about having Karamazov shafted for a girl on a completely different faction but the conquistador guy is peak even if he seems to me to be a model more fitting for a well known rogue trader instead of an inquisitor
>>97972255you know what’s not played out? renaissance faires! take a look at this Landsknecht’s hat, cool little medals (dude having sex, dudes putting pussy on a pedestal, and dude riding a penis horse).cool, right?
>>97972192Iron Hands need to be more like this.
>>97972305fuck off ban evading pedophile
Literal perfection
>>97972273High lords
>>97972317There is something seriously wrong with you.
>>97972206Holy kino. Hope you'll be a part of future collages.
>>9797229515K? that reminds that I got 15K steps as I was walking through the renaissance faire. I was so thirsty I got myself some frog boba tea (notice how the bottom it looks like frog eggs). so refreshing!
>>97972330Nothing says European renaissance like fucking boba tea...
>>97972320Beautiful army, based based land raider, however:>no troops
>>9797233015k?Amateur
>>97972244Just go play 4th edition, it's what you want clearly.There should be that one 4th edition battle bible project in catalog, unless it fucking died. Again. For the 2nd time.
>>97972196Give us customization and easy to use kits again, stop being money grubbing fucks with your 5x monopose torso-leg bullshit. It's not rocket science, you already know how to cut models into a dozen parts, now all you need to do is cut them into good useable parts.
>>97972320>tactical rockI thought this was a modern GW invention?
>>97972343he was an independent business that was invited outside the faire, so he was allowed to bend the rules a bit. it made up for it having a bunch of cool characters costumes like the landsknechts.
>>97972359NTAYRT but I created the very first thread about that and it went off rails so quickly I never really got involved lelLiterally was just a case of taking the rulebook and editing in the errata and faqs and people just went crazy instead.https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/95694925
Ban evading shitpost should be filtered and reported.
>>97972390you just need to stop evading your bans and go back to your furfag subreddit
>>97972368That Rogal Dorn is a digital kitbash. There's a guy who has scans of all the 2nd edition stuff and uses it to make "new" miniatures.
>>97972244What's your stance on Deathwatch?
White Scars successor chapter: White Cars
>>97972351I couldn't imagine counting my steps.
>>97972404I'll be glad to watch their death
>>97972351Bruh what
>>97972418so cute! how’d you get so close without him running off?
>>97972390>>97972400If only we could perma you both
>>97972404NTA but all three armies should just be merged into Codex: Forces of the Inquisition>thick ass codex with like 12 detachments>bunch of units that are neutral for all parts of the army to take>aka sanctifiers, inquisition agents, rhino etcetc>each army keeps its unique stuff like dreadknights or blackstars>unified army rule of orbital strikes (which used to be a thing back in like 3rd)
>>97972413at least that looks more appealing than a bunch of mongols on bikes in 40k universe
>>97972432Is a Dreadknight tall and lanky compared to a Leviathan or Saturine dread?
>>97972389I never participated in those threads, just not something I cared about or was interested in. But I can tell the biggest issue was people just went off the rails entirely really fast, which just killed the project.Also, at least to me, it does also kinda of prove that the whole "older editions were better" is partly due to nostalgia for many. It's the "best edition ever" because it was the first edition they ever played, which means it holds a special place in their heart.But my main point is that, if 4th edition was as good as the people claim, then they wouldn't feel a need to fuck with it in the first place. They would just play 4th edition.Also it's just a bit grim, because I've seen this thing happen twice already, and it failed both times. 1st was Fourk and 2nd the 4E Battle Bible.Just goes to show that /tg/ no longer has that spark to it.
>>97972425Not him, but foxes in urban areas get pretty desensitized to humans, especially since a lot of humans will give them food or they get used to eating pet food left outside.
>>97972403Incredibly based, source?
>>97972157What's your opinion of people who take an epic hero character for their army, then paint them a different color than normal and say "Actually, my commissar isn't Yarrick, he's Bill, he just uses Yarrick's rules?"
>>97972442nta, I was walking my dog and one came somewhat close and I ran at him full speed to scare him and got within feet of the thing and it was just staring at me, I backed off because I assumed it must have rabies but he seemed really chill.
>>97972425he just wanna zoom around and playif I had to bet he gets food from people sometimes
>>97972450Those people are based.
>>979724384th (well 3.5 with 4th rulebook and the later 3rd and earlier 4th codexes) is genuinely the most fun the game has ever been for me. Playing 1500 points with like 2 HQ, 1 Elite, 3 Troops and 2 Fast Attack or Heavy Support or so.I started in 2nd which has its own charm but only up to maybe 30-50 miniatures and even then is a bit clunky.8th with indexes has a similar vibe but you're simply never going to get nuGW fans to break their excitement for the churn.
>>97972450With how much focus epic hero type characters are to some armies nowadays that's basically mandatory if you want to be invested in /yourdudes/ If anything GW should make Tau more viable on big point games without the need of named characters being involved
>>97972450That's how it should be.Named characters should just be a variant of a base character with special rules/wargear.Characters shouldn't be locked to subfactions.Back in 4th/5th this was not just normal, it was how it was meant to be as the designers said so and did it themselves, I remember one entry of WD at the time (~2009) having a Aurora(?) painted Cato Sicarius on the second page.
>>97972413Kek
>>97972469What army is the most reliant on named characters? I've seen people say Sisters.
>>97972437in my picture he's on a normal dreadknight base, 120mm x 92mm oval, so he's a good bit chunkier than a normal dreadknight but they end up about the same height. >>97972450I do exactly that with not!Coteaz here. he's Inquisitor Nathanial "Whitecloak" Marov
>>97972450It's fine. Nothing wrong with liking a design of a named character, but using it to make your own thing. And arguably those people are keeping more to the original spirit of 40k, ie. coming up with your own stuff.Yeah, it'd be better if there was a cool model kit for a generic Commissar Lord with tons of bits and weapon options, while also having good generic rules + datasheet to choose your own wargear for your own special commissar lord or whatever, but you gotta make do with what you have.
>>97972468Soul.
>>97972450/your dudes/ should be the basic application of this game. People obsessed with chapters or named characters are cancer. That's why Primarch were a mistake.
>>97972452That's kinda scary
>>9797229515 thousand whole points? You must be very progressive :^)
>>97972493I don't even know how you'd run a Yourmarines chapter with Codex rules if you wanted to use Robby. You just say he's an especially strong chapter master?
>>97972320I do genuinely find this ugly.
>>97972501yeah that is what people, and even FW, used to do. ie charchadons or minotaurs chapter masters being far larger than a normal marine and far stronger.
>>97972503oh right, you're autistic, you don't understand humor or innuendo
>>97972522leeman russ takes red dog dick lol
>>97972450It's more than fine, but I remove points if he's doing so because the rules are OP, if he's not converting the model in the slightest, and if it's keeping overly identifying elements on the modelif we were to use yarrick as example, I consider it in bad taste to have your custom commissar to use an ork power klaw too
>>97972496Have you ever heard Foxes in the night? They scream like a child being murdered
>>97972541meant for >>97972522
>>97972529speaking of dogs, take a look at these dogs I found at the renaissance festival! they painted them so nicely for it.
>>97972554Adorable, dogs are just the best.
Is there a place with the point history of each model like "this guy used to be 150 points from that date to that date" or something?
>>97972561You can just look at old Codexes since points used to be printed in them and not get updated until the next codex was printed. Data slates are a relatively recent thing.
>>97972571What about legends?
>>97972320>>97972403Sauce?
>>97972541Your behavior would be less embarrassing if you were an underage retard, mutant. Imagine being a grown ass man and still being this much of a fuckup.
>>97972576>I only like what GW can sell me right this secondDie
>>97972572You're the one making things look gay, mutant
>>97972589>Throw lit candles on a dude>He instantly looks twice as coolWhat an odd phenomenon.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
Survey timewhat would you consider the worst unit for each armies?I'm not talking about the visuals, but about how they plays, the ones who sucks the most?
>>97972576>>97972589reverse image search gives nothing
>>97972625MarinesTacticals
>>97972625Is there a worse Guard unit than the Deathstrike? It's a literal meme.
Now that the Iron Warriors betrayed the Black Legion, what will be Abaddon's response?
>>97972655>*smirks* "foolish of them, but just as planned"
Do you anons think Alpha Legion could be unique enough to be it's own codex if they got a few unique characters? Because I'm thinking maybe they could use Imperial only vehicles and maybe marine scouts to set them apart what with them being spies and all.
>>97972674Anything can be its own codex if you expand it enough
>30k adds in fun, fluffy rules about independent mechanicum automata that can shoot your own guys if you wantand 40k is adding....?
>>97972674no
>a singular Slaugth is able to nearly kill Alpharius in a 1v1 in his black library bookHoly hell, how strong are these things
>>97972698That wasn't an ordinary slaught don't leave that out.
If primarch haters really think the franchise's integrity is compromised by primarchs and that primarch fans are damaging 40k, then why don't they just kill primarch fans? Are they stupid?
>>97972684Adding?
>>97972684sorry, best we can do is take away your grot's ears
>>97972684>fun, fluffy rules>modern 40kHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Anyone has the custom sm chapter bingo?
>>97972702Nta, but elaborate?
>>97972668>Abaddon did not see this coming>FUCKING FAILADDON HE SHOULDN'T BE WARMASTER IT SHOULD BE LOGAR>Abaddon did see this coming>FUCKING SNOWFLAKE AHHHHH WHY IS HE SO SPECIAL ARRRGH I HATE THIS MARY SUE FUUUUUUUUUUUThey can't win with you fucktards
>>97972684Primaris Sisters of BattlePrimaris CommissarsPrimaris OgrynPrimaris KrootPrimaris Saturnine Raptor
>>97972698Vulkan almost died to a Mandrake. Kurze was killed by an assassin. Dorn was torn apart by cultists (retconned). The Emperor himself almost got krumped by an Ork.It happens sometimes.
>>97972772Sure, why not.
What's the most 'who cares' of the loyalist First Founding chapters? I think it has to be the Imperial Fists or White Scars.
>>97972797Kurze isn't actually dead.
>>97972813He definitely is. We have in universe confirmation.
>>97972810White Scars or the furries.
>>97972810White Scars at least have a unique gimmick. Imperial Fists are the second super generic space marine founder playing second fiddle to space marines and are infinitely less interesting than their own successor chapters.
>>97972813the entire legion wept before his funeral procession (they carried his remains around)
>>97972831He'll be fine.
>>97972824Interesting choices, what armies do you prefer to exemplify?
>>97972833Are you one of those kurze is in a spirit stone in the crown conspiracy nuts?
>>97972827but they have a great color scheme.
>>97972840Piss yellow is a great color scheme?
>>97972780You're crying about two different types of people
>>97972810Iron Hands. White Scars at least had some stuff with the Tau and Imperial Fists are at least related to some interesting Hive Worlds. IH have nothing
>>97972845IF aren't piss yellow. you're thinking about the marines malevolent
your piss shouldnt be bright yellow desu
>>97972780both of these can be true at once because of the wildly inconsistent writing of his character
>>97972838I am and I firmly believe it.
>>97972797Curze let the assassin kill him tho>>97972838Yes he is
>>97972702Are some stronger than others or something
>>97972698>black library book>featuring primarchsIt's slop.
>>97972698A Primarch should be able to die to like one random Tyranid Screamer-Killer on a bad day if he woke up a little groggy and didn't eat a good breakfast. It's a sci-fi mass war setting, not a capeshit superhero setting.
>>97972780When will you understand that almost nobody likes Abaddon and never did. He's one of the most boring characters in the entire setting except to developmentally stunted reddit fedora atheist manchildren.
I'm posting wip and you should be too!Need to fix the face
>>97972450Thats what I did with gaunts ghosts
>>97972970>nu-repentia with the censorship clothing and tennis shoesI will never forgive GW for these, this awful kit single-handedly stopped me from buying a whole Sisters army.
>>97972813The Night Lords trilogy had the assassin litterally running away with his severed head
>>97972975That's fine, you changed the heads and embellished at least. As a GG/Abnett fan I hate the Ghosts squad sculpts and choice of characters anyway
aside from bringing back wraithseers in plastic, what other wraith units could GW add to the eldar roster? I think it would be cool to get a multipart customisable non-named wraithguard-sized character that's kinda like an autarch and can take a heavy weapon (shuriken cannon/brightlance/whatever), a jump pack, supercharged ghost axe and dispersion shield, holofield emitter, etc.
>>97972450I plan to do this with Cypher for my WB CSM.
>>97972797>>97972987People forget Assassins are even more elite than Custodes so this shouldn't surprise anyone who isn't a primarchwank faggot
>>97972981I'm not the biggest fan of the new Repentia look but I am having fun sculpting robes and trying to bring more of the Gothic look.
>>97973002Your paintjob is good on a technical level but I hate the pink and I just cant get over how ass the sculpts are. But well done on the grime and blood.
>>97972987Merely a flesh wound.
>>97972981Are there any 3rd party sculpts that make them look less like men but still not 100% goonbait?I'm building sisters soonish, but my list will probably lack repentia unless I can find some I like
>>97973007Thanks! Yeah the pink is an odd look but the rest of my SoB units have pink robes so the idea is they got stripped of their armor but left with the robes.
>>97973002IT'S SO GOOD
>>97972994>wraithguard-sized characterThe problem is that wraiths are canonically in a fugue state when they get ripped from the infinity circuit and put in a construct. That's why Spiritseers have to accompany them on the battlefield; somebody has to tell grandma's ghost where to shoot. The rare exceptions are usually just put into Wraithlords/Wraithseers, because why would you waste such a powerful soul in a lesser construct?
>>97973024Unfortunately no. All the third party ones are over sexualized. I don't hate the censored clothes because it makes them less sexy, I hate them because they just look fake and breaks immersion, like it's obvious GW only dressed them that way because of public opinion. I want ones that are true to the setting - naked, but raw and real, not safe for parents and not pin-up sex doll garbage.
>>97972994bonesingers
>>97972810I've never met anyone IRL who gave a shit about white scars or iron hands
>>97972827TBF, being a blank canvas for the most interesting successors is a quality unto it's own. If you have a unique idea or gimmick fists are usually the best gene stock for it.
>>97972965>except to developmentally stunted reddit fedora atheist manchildren.You could have just said ADB and his fans.
>>97972965Andy Chambers and Dan Abnett have said that Abaddon is their favorite 40K character.Clearly, you are wrong.
>>97973024Closest I was able to find were picrel on etsy. But I didn't like how clean they looked.Every other 3rd party Repentia is just straight up goonbait.
I like custodes aesthetically but I don't think they should have been a full army
finished my collage entry
>>97972530agreed and correctSome special characters like lord solar are just neccesary to play the arm as intended, but if you just headswap him or less you're a faggot.If you however, do something like want a chaos apothecary so you make a kitbash that doesn't use any of fabius' model, then procede to use his rules, you are based.
>>97973148very nice shade of blue, I like him a lot, and since it's a TSON it's extra on theme.
>>97972450Basically mandatory these days with how the rules and you don't like playing GW's npcs.
>>97973148God that's crisp. Excellent work anon.
Almost everything in 40k is bad if you take all GW writing as canon because a lot of it sucksalmost everything in 40k is badass if you accept canon selectively and massage it to be less retarded
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>>97973118>speaking ill of the one man holding the gate against 40k becoming overrun with primarchs since his promotion to an IP manager position, thereby keeping the setting from becoming Horus Heresy electric boogalooHe canceled all future loyalist projects except the Lion, since that mini already had a mold made for it. KNEEL.
>>97973169You don't know the first thing about good writing, pig face
>>97972975the problem is that this is the only tanith box and it costs way too much to invest in a tanith army.Got no clue why GW made the cadian upgrades and then refuses to do so for vostroya, tanith, tallarn etc.
>>97973178You're astoundingly retarded
>>97973169This except all you have to do is just ignore like everything written after 4th edition.
>>97973180hey! that pig comment was uncalled for!
>>97973193you're right, it's an insult to the pig!
>>97973180>You don't know the first thing about good writingneither do black library.
>>97973169Various canon depictions of the The Inquisition and how fans interpret them have made me question my sanity. The Inquisition can't sniff out Genestealer Cults nor Chaos growth for decades if not centuries but they can sniff out a small whiff of "sounds kinda heresy" leading to "kill them all, they're phonies" in mere minutes. Sometimes Inquisitors are psykers that can read a mind without much a of a fuss, other times they fuck up and kill a guy before they get the info they wanted. They are the most retarded, paranoid assholes ever and other times infallible with their logic and reasoning. Some are nice and let populations of humans chill without Imperium meddling as long as the tithes are paid. Others will burn whole continents because a handful of nobles said some silly things at a private party. It's infuriating because trying to bend any kind of Imperium regime rules leads to faggots acting like Inquisitors, dictating what is and isn't allowed in the setting.
If it was written in 3rd or 4th edition it's canon.If it was written in 1st or 2nd edition it's canon unless it got retconned by something from 3rd or 4th.If it was written in 5th or later it's only canon if it doesn't contradict anything from the above and maintains the same tone. If it even has a slight whiff of being retarded nulore, just ignore!These are the simple rules to enjoy 40k lore.
>>97973213the imperium is a big place.
>>97972157Hey everyone it's once again time for the collage anchor posts. This month's theme was crucible character and/or "space wolves getting absolutely destroyed".I'll try to post every thread but I'll also check the archive as usual. If you want to make it easier to find in the archive include "april collage submission" in the post.Here is the vote for next month's theme:https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4p3YlgaLast anchor for the month. Expect the collage saturday or sunday. I encourage any stragglers to post their stuff even if late, if I see it I'll add it to the collage.
>>97973225it's only canon if i physically own the source and if i like it.
>>97973231just in case you didn't see it >>97973148
>>97973234Then you better be buying all those old codexes and rulebooks and rare out of print side games like Epic and Battle for Armageddon and Battlefleet Gothic because that's where all the good shit is.
>>97973225These were kino thoughbeit because they made all you Imperial piggies squeal!
>>97973231Or friday or saturday I mean. Sorry, Walpurgis night got me a bit messed up.
>>97973231I cant wait!
>>97973248I'm not Imperial, I even collected Tau back in 3rd, but those books were dogshit.
>>97973213That's the point, anon. This isn't your run-of-the-mill military science fiction setting. This is hell on a galactic scale, a metal album cover made into reality. Inquisitors WILL burn whole hives over nothing. The entire Imperium is degenerate, rotten and insane on an institutional level, and inquisitors are no exception. EMBRACE IT. As the saying goes, "INNOCENCE PROVES NOTHING"
>>97973247Nah, if i didn't bother getting it when i was younger it's not worth being canon.
>>97973256squeal piggie squeal!
>>97973262"Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane."
>>97973231how many entries so far, collageanon?
>>97973280I play xenos dumbass. But just about every single one of those volumes to come out in 6th and 7th were utterly trash all around
>>97973231>Big Dudes wonTime to work on my Destrier I suppose.
>>97973288post xenos models (you can’t cause you’re a imperial piggy).
>>97973294You don't own any models at all Carnac so you don't get to demand anyone post models.
>>97973288the sanctus reach book were great until the second book where the space wolves showed up...
>>97973231Finished my extremely hasty submission like ten minutes ago.
>>97973262>This isn't your run-of-the-mill military science fiction settingthere's so many fucking fags that think of 40k this way that it both boggles my mind and fills me with rage. Mostly newfags, but sometimes just retards who think 40k as "well it's HFY military science fiction with a gothic aesthetic, and if anything gets TOO zany or dark or metal I'll WHINE LIKE A BITCH." How can people be so fucking retarded?
>>97973287Not him but I think it's up to 44 or 45 now.
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>>97973326the idea is so cool it's a bit of a shame you had to rush the paintjob
>>97973372sorry should've clarified: I don't think 40k is a generic military scifi setting with a gothic skin draped over it, I'm complaining that many fags DO think of it that way and get very upset when they see things that don't align with that.
>>97973377I might strip and repaint it someday. I whipped up some marine juice today to wash the model, but if I do repaint it I'm gonna do a pinwash with oil instead.
>>97973372>>97973385blame Dan Abnett. I'm serious.
>>97973372>Star trek dead in the waterGood opportunity for an episodic Rogue Trader show featuring a daring captain and his plucky crew of professionals and misfits dealing with strange shit they find in space. Now with racism and violence.
>>97973262>This isn't your run-of-the-mill military science fiction settingBecause it's like three settings hot glued together and rubbed in sand
>>97973375weeabooweeabooweeaboo
>GuillimanYnnari gf>KhanDark eldar gf>CurzeMandrake gf>LorgarChaos eldar gf>VulkanExodite gf>SanguiniusCraftworld gf
>>97973458>(You)no gf at all
>>97973458Why give Primarchs Xeno scum girlfriends? Wouldn't be better just get a Sister/Guard/Cultist/Daemonic girl?
>>97973458Lorgar wouldn't cheat on his Oshi.
>>97973458fuck space elves, who would have an ork gf and genestealer hybrid gf?
>>97973375Looking good!
>>97973024The state of notrepentia stls is so frustrating. There's some kind of retarded mind virus that has spread between anyone who tries. None of them even try to emulate the old aesthetic. A lot of them have giant 90s Super Mario Bros Movie boots for some reason which makes no fucking sense as it's not part of the original design so they can only be stealing it from each other for some reason. A lot of them are also far too "heroic" looking instead of being the bdsm slaves/penitents they're supposed to be. The one stl I found that's even close to the old design is only a single one off sculpt and not a full unit.
>>97973036I was imagining the character would be used as a more offensive alternative for wraithguard squads, specifically ones that take d-scythes, or wraithblades. Is it dumb? Probably, but its certainly better than my other idea of jetbike wraiths which completely defeats the purpose behind wraith units.
>>97973403What?
>>97973492>ork gfAngron>GSC gfAlpharius
>>97973469Elfs are the hottest and are made for sex
>>97973458>LorgarGirlfriends are like faith, they will inevitably fuck you.
>>97973596But i like it when my GF fucks me
>>97973555Early on, Abnett didn't know much about 40k, so his early novels that people recommend as entry points into 40k (for strange, strange reasons) are basically just generic military scifi with a 40k skin thrown on top (early Gaunt's Ghosts) or generic investigation thriller IN SPACE (Eisenhorn). Or generic military scifi power fantasy with a 40k skin thrown on top (Brothers of the Snake). He's a good writer, yeah, and established a lot of things, but those novels established a trend of "treat 40k like generic science fiction in BL" among BL authors for years (look at the Cain books for example). Abnett's later/modern works are darker and more in-line with the original setting, it just took him a while to get there, but those books people still recommend? They're the source of "reasonable 40k" a lot of BLfags have in their heads. You want BL novels that are actually in-line with 40k as a setting as presented in the sourcebooks? Read Peter Fehervari instead. Or even fucking Ian Watson.
>>97973609>generic investigation thriller IN SPACE (Eisenhorn)Please enlighten us how a story of a puritan inquisitor being stalked by a daemon to the point he falls to chaos himself to be rid of it whilst staunchly maintaining he's not a radical is generic scifi. There are so many things that happen in Eisenhorn that are pure 40K, you have read it right and are not one of those just jumping on the Abnett hate bandwagon?
>>97973609>Read Peter Fehervari instead. Or even fucking Ian Watson.Both of these are incredible writers but I think you are being too hard on Abnett. Eisenhorn is solidly 40k.
>>97973262The Imperium has lasted orders of magnitude longer than any entity in human history, under far more hellish conditions. Grimdark fags can claim whatever they want, that doesn't happen if the system isn't actually insanely well-engineered and very functional.
>>97973660Eisenhorn himself seems...a bit too relatable compared to Draco, for comparison. He's an inquisitor, but is portrayed like a space detective who slowly breaks bad instead of someone who determines the fates of billions of people (Draco comes across this way, too, but he's also a fucking weirdo with an alien mindset). Not to mention that Eisenhorn novel excerpts are the endless, eternal source of "WELL AKSHULLY, MOST IMPERIAL WORLDS ARE QUITE NICE AND COZY, JUST LOOK AT GUDRUN IN XENOS!!!" so I kind of hold a grudge for that alone.
>>97973673Stop ban evading, decalfag
>>97973130>except to developmentally stunted reddit fedora atheist manchildren
>>97972196Make it impossible to hit aircraft (as in, true aircraft) with anything but anti-aircraft weapons. If that's too busted, make hitting aircraft with normal weapons a unmodifiable 6+ to hit. (No re-rolls)
>>97973673Not him but you don't get it at all. The Imperium has survived mainly through sheer weight of momentum from just being so absurdly fucking large that is has near infinite resources to throw at problems, and yet even still it is always described as decaying and dwindling, bit by bit, year by year, planet by planet. It is the last redoubt of humanity dying an agonizingly slow death, and it's canon that in the end it will fall, even though it may be so far off in the future that we never actually "see" it.
>>97973694Are you retarded or do you just throw that word out whenever anyone pops your delusions?
>>97973687I think you're letting your grudge against Abnett really flavour and twist your view, it's really not that bad.
>>97973704no, you just keep ban evading and refuse to return to reddit, you waste of oxygen
>>97973687>Not to mention that Eisenhorn novel excerpts are the endless, eternal source of "WELL AKSHULLY, MOST IMPERIAL WORLDS ARE QUITE NICE AND COZY, JUST LOOK AT GUDRUN IN XENOS!!!" so I kind of hold a grudge for that alone.>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE REASONABLE PLACES EVERYWHERE NEEDS TO BE DEPRESSION PORN TO VALIDATE MY SELF-LOATHING NOOOOOOOOO!
>>97973694It might not be decalfag, it could be Hashi. I'm not sure which is worse.
>>97973213cool dolls
>>97973720>it could be Hashiman, I can’t keep up with all these lolcows.
>>97973701No, you're showing you don't get it. Increases in size and complexity makes systems break down quicker and easier, "infinite resources" makes the problem worse precisely because it's so easy for everything to immediately go tits up from one tiny distruption. You can't survive anything from "sheer momentum", especially not under the kind of pressure they have to deal with.>Implying the Imperium will ever end before GW goes bankruptLol. Lmao.
>>97973455that's chinese, retard
>>97973713Nigga you are just gay and retarded.
>>97973687Inquisitors are at their most fun when they're being drawn more down to earth to act as Detectives or Judges or Spies. I don't really care when an Inquisitor condemns a planet of a billion souls to die on a whim because that's just over the top grimdark shenanigans. It's not really the scales of their power that interests me it's the kind of individuals an Inquisitor has to deal with. An Inquisitor does need some actual proof on record to explain why he executed a Planetary Governor or some other Inquisitor is going to call bullshit.I'd sort of agree that Abnett's depiction of the Imperium is a lot more benign in it's presentation of the decadence and dictatorship, but that's just sort of a necessity to explain why his generally likeable characters actually think it's worth protecting.
>>97973729remind me never to namefag
Gonna be doing some hobby with some friends this arvo, hoping to get a game of 40k but we'll probably just play legion
>>97973713speaking of oxygen, a good way to get plenty is by going outside! take a look at this cool flower I found on my walk the other day. ain’t he a weird lookin fella?
>>97973733You fucking retard. The writers have stated this multiple times directly. >but gw won't end itNo of course they fucking won't, it's a theme of the setting, the imperium WILL decay and rot and die a slow death and/or be caught in an endless cycle of torturous decay followed by reprieve followed by further decay until everyone is fighting with fucking sticks and stones, trillions and trillions of lives being born and dying, their souls joining the tortured chorus in the sea of souls. The galaxy is hell. The afterlife is hell. There is no peace amongst the stars. Only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
>>97973231Posted super late last night repostan just in case
>>97973727I like your dolls.
>>97973739Oh yeah what does it say then mr. chinaman
>>97973458>curze>having a gfthat nigga is the truest trucel to ever cel. no way no how is he ever getting his dick wet.
>>97973767that looks great.
Give me the rundown on World Eaters, they look cool and I like KhorneShould I play them?
>>97973733I can tell you're a midwit pseudo-intellectual who thinks you understand complex systems because you're parroting what you've heard said about them without understanding context or the differing factors at play between the Imperium and the real world.
>>97973765Yeah and they can fucking tell me all the stars are actually made of chocolate pudding too, if the evidence shows otherwise all you'll do is show you're a retard who deserves death by castration.Yes yes you jerk off to depression porn because you're lonely and gay, but you can leave the rest of us out of it.
>>97973784If you like melee only.
>>97973687>not to mention that Eisenhorn novel excerpts are the endless, eternal source of "WELL AKSHULLY, MOST IMPERIAL WORLDS ARE QUITE NICE AND COZY, JUST LOOK AT GUDRUN IN XENOS!!!" so I kind of hold a grudge for that alone.Except there ARE worlds in the Imperium that are perfectly fine to live on and that has been canon since Rogue Trader, hell it was part of the quote by Rick fucking Priestley that got quoted here just the other night to shut down one of those "da Imperium is satire of fascism" retards.
>>97973784do you like red and brass?do you like bare arms and leather gloves?do you think axes are cooler than swords?do you like sprinting into enemy mobs and killing them all?do you like your HQ mortal having the most flavorful rule left in the game with his chance to attack his teammates?if you answered yes to any/all of these then they're for you
>looking for interesting ways to paint my Ultramarines Terminators>in old Rogue Trader books, Ultramarines originally colored their whole arm in their company colors instead of the trimThat’s pretty neat. I feel like James could make big money releasing a reference guide for alternate schemes for canon factions.
>>97973784The model range is limited and two of the units they do have are just human cultists.
>>97973785I can tell you've never had sex and never will, lmao.
>>97973787NTA, but>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST VIEW THE SETTING THAT COINED THE TERM GRIMDARK AS GRIM AND DARK
>>97973733The system doesn't function. It's not a functioning empire. It's a fucking feudal institution that has lasted 10,000 years due to the sheer momentum left by its insanely rapid growth spurred by what is essentially AN ANTICHRIST. WHOSE CORPSE IS SITTING ON THE GOLDEN THRONE AND STILL RADIATES IMMENSE ELDRITCH POWER. As long as the Astronomican is lit, the momentum carries forward - the feudal institution stagnates, decays, degenerates, and simultaneously loses whole worlds and gains new ground every day, like a writhing colony of maggots infesting a massive carcass that still has meat on it. But it won't stay lit forever. The maggots will run out of meat. The light will die. And all the maggots can do is rage against it. We just won't ever see it. It's called an overarching THEME, anon. >that isn't plausibleThis isn't hard scifi, FAGGOT. It's a metal album cover fever dream. Also>even though its so far into the future that we will never actually "see" itCan you not fucking read the previous message you are replying to?
>>97973784BLOOD FOR THE SKULLS THRONEForgot to include my skulls but I got those too.
Well it sounds like it'll be the last edition for my manlet army. Thinking of going out with a bang at a local tourney. Anyone got new edition new army plans?
>>97973794NUH UH THEY CAN BE BRONZE AND BRASS OR WHITE AND BLUE OR RED BUT CAKED IN BROWN GORE AND MUD
>>97973807i'm gonna rebuild my tau since the multidetachment rules look like i'll be able to make lists that i actually like.Could i see some of you manlets?
>>97972956That is exactly how it works for eldar
>>97973773thx SL anon what are the dolls on the far left and right?
>>97973739anyway the characters are the same in japanese Faget
>>97973787>depression pornIt's not depression porn, it's funny. It's metal. It's awesome. Look at the insane people using cyborg slaves and wearing cathedrals on their heads, that shit is awesome. Big 2000AD vibes. It's absurd, that's what makes it fun. Maybe you're just lost, like a Taylor Swift fan at a metal concert. Perhaps marvel movies are more up your alley? Or star wars?
>>97973830NTA but left should be a missionary and right an admech thing from ForgeWorld?
>>97973798>tfw every faction I like has a small rangeIt's 40kover
>>97973781Mandrake gf wll just shadow teleport on his dick
>>97973807thinking about starting a cultist army for CSM.. maybe include things like possessed and obliterators, making them captured and twisted loyalist marines.
>>97973776"volcano cannon"it's attached to, you guessed it, a volcano cannon
welp, going to bed. luckily I only got a couple errands to run for the weekend, so hopefully I’ll make a lot of progress on these mega nobz and get to assembling the may collage.
>>97972698GW doesn't have to make a whole slaugth army but having one slaugth mercenary in the drukhari forces would be cool.
>>97973840ive never seen that one before, it fucks pretty hard. I miss forge world
>>97973845I always felt like accursed cultists were basically similar to possessed.
>>97973854Kill team is the answer. Pretty much the perfect avenue for every random literally who xenos species to get some attention.
>>97973802>NOOOOOO EVERYTHING RUNS ON THE POWER OF MISERY PORN BECAUSE I'M GAAAAAY!>>97973804If it doesn't function, it collapses into a million pieces and gets overrun in a weekend. I know this is hard for retards to understand, but the ultimate proof of whether a system works or not is how it handles pressure and the pressure the Imperium has held up under for longer than anything in human history is beyond insane. Empires in our world can't stand up to the regular wear and tear of entropy for more than a few hundred years.I wouldn't expect that a retard like you could grasp this, but you don't make a system more resilient by adding more interdependent parts.
>>97973852freebootazbut dey gots no 'ats
>>97973830>>97973840Right looks like a blanchitsu kitbash/conversion
>>97973874faggot.
>>97973865That will never happen because every kill team is just getting cycled into a mainstream army. The boxes just exist to sell you the unit at an even more inflated price a few months in advance.
>>97973837>It doesn't matter because le whacky scifi parody, therefore anything goesIt hasn't been that for a long time.
In the great crusade there was an Ork horde that bloodied three full legions and their primarchs so badly the Emperor had to bail them out personally. On a separate occasion, a warboss choked the Emperor like a pimp chokes a hoe. Then you had all the nonsense with the War of the Beast...why are 40k-era Orks treated like a joke? Like, how much do we want to bet that Armageddon will remain in Imperial hands after 11th's launch?
>>97973866It's not an actual empire and hasn't been since the Horus Heresy, and it's not hard scifi. Let me guess, you're one of those faggots who complains about the fact that voidships ram into each other and fight age of sail combat IN SPACE and would much prefer that 40k space combat function like COADE? Do you get upset at the impossible proportions of power armor? Or the impractical design of Imperial vehicles? How about the aerodynamics (or lack thereof) of imperial aircraft? The fact that lines of infantry charge each other with melee weapons despite it being inefficient? Do you complain about an official, canonical source stating that 80% of Imperial Worlds have hives on them? Do you complain about the in-universe logistics involved with hive worlds? Do you throw a shit fit at Chris Wraight's description of agri-worlds? Do you take dick up the ass?
>>97973887Because most of the people who cared about the setting and worldbuilding have been replaced by drones working under strict MBA mandates.
>>97973888we call it CHODE
>>97973799Over a dozen girls in my 20s and been married for 9 years, try again bud.
>>97973878>people still buying murderwing for 120 bucks on ebay
>>97973888Don't bother, anon, I think they're ragebaiting. Or they're newfags who would turn their noses up to KINO Adrian Smith artwork
>>97973866You're an absolute midwit dude. Have never even opened a 40k rulebook to read the lore.>Empires in our world can't stand up to the regular wear and tear of entropy for more than a few hundred years.Exactly as I stated earlier. You're too stupid to grasp that the Imperium exists under entirely different conditions than our world and works entirely different. It isn't one planet. It has different technology levels. It has different unifying pressures. You don't understand anything half as well as you think you do. You are a typical Dunning-Kruger redditor type guy.
>>97973830Other anons are right, I converted him from this guy.
>>97973888>How does this function within the context of its own universe? What conclusions can we draw from the observations we can make?>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT EVERYTHING IS JUST VIBES JUST LIKE MY HECKIN CARTOONARINOS!!!Diagnosis: pot brain and homosexuality.
>>97973921>pot brain and homosexualityImagine being so straight edged you see this as a bad thing lmao
Reminder that while you're writing novels slapfighting about "the lore", some suit is telling an undergrad 3d modeler to shit out a new model that ignores all of it.
>>97973917Exactly what I thought, you don't have the first clue and all you want le heckin shiny thing to stare at. You're not even a midwit, you're just a pajeet-level retard hooting at a hideous monkey statue.
>>97973932Piggies love their slop.
>>97973887that’s cause the orks went virtually uncontested for a while and were able to build up strength enough to have numbers and experience to fuck up primarchs. after the imperium dealt with them, most of the remaining orks were far weaker and needed to build their strength back up. this wouldn’t be a problem IF after the Horus Heresy and Scouring the only major threat left wasn’t the orks. this meant the imperium didn’t give the orks room to breath and were on their asses 24/7 with only the occasional break to deal with small scale rebellions, CSM raids, and xenos attacks. there is a silver lining (if GW gave a fuck about orks) theoretically, they should be getting back to something approximating great crusade strength soon because now the imperium has to worry about tyranids, tau, necrons, and CSM crusades which occupy their attention to allow orks the opportunity to grow their numbers and experience.
>>97972157
>>97973944have something to say?
>>97973944Yes?
>>97973927If you like stuff up your butt you're going to hell, fyi.
>>97973932>>97973941Go back to /wfg/ perrymanlet.
>>97973963Yeah yeah, I'll be right there alongside Drumpf and all his buddies. Or perhaps more above, since kiddie diddlers go to a deeper level right?
>>97973971>kiddie diddlers go to a deeper level right?In Inferno, sodomites go to the seventh circle (violence) of hell. So you're probably in the same neighborhood as the kiddie diddlers, since "sodomy" meant more than just buttsex back then.
>>97973971There's no levels to hell. Divine Comedy isn't theology. You go to Gehenna until Judgement Day and then you either go to Paradise or are thrown into the Lake of Fire.
>No excitement>New Boyz? No one cares>No Grots? No one cares>New wartrakk? No one caresIs GW just gonna show the box tomorrow or will they include a female custodes personally wanking us off and smothering us with armpits as an apology for such a horrible unboxing?
>>97973990Some people will pretend to care. The box will still sell out on launch. After 2-3 weeks hype will subside and we will reach new depths of dooming not seen since late 7th edition. At least that is my prediction .
>>97973985Ah I see, thanks for the enlightenment.>>97973989Right well cheers, I'm not 100% brushed up on my lore of fictional places. Now back to the imperium of man?
>>97973993It'll feel pretty real when you get there anon. Change your ways before it's too late.
>>97973874I love this picture, anon.
Which army has the best tomboys?
>>97973999This is all a shitposting bit right? We don't actually have fundies in 40kg, that'd be silly. Actually I don't know why I ask, if you're posting bait you'll just lie anyway for more (you)s so, have the day you deserve friend
>>97974002You even have to ask?
>>97974005>we don't have religious people in /40kg/I really don't like when you people do the thing of not pretending to understand. It's very redditesque. From the looks of it there's at least 2 of us directly speaking to you, because that wasn't just me responding. Repent before it's too late anon, God loves you.
>>97974009arghhhh.......
>>97974012Alright, I'll bite once more. Hardcore religious folk don't tend to play the game that heavily satirises and pokes fun at hardcore fanatical zealotry, funnily enough, so the chances of a fundie christian being here itt is next to 0. In any case, if it's all real why haven't you been raptured yet? They moved the date yet again? How many times now? This is the last time I'll reply to your delulu, kbye
>>97974009All straight, holy women. As is right and proper.
>>97973293The Hammerhead I have basecoated finally gets his day
>>97974019NTA but my Christian friend plays, because he has a sense of humour and isn't chained to whatever stereotype you've cooked up in your head.
>>97974019>Hardcore religious folk don't tend to play the game that heavily satirises and pokes fun at hardcore fanatical zealotry,40k hasn't been a satire for decades, you failed your media literacy anon. >rapturedThat's not theology either, just some random shit protestants made up. Christians will not be spared the tribulations according to the Bible.
>>97974027There is a difference between the standard christian and a fundie, you understand that right? Fundies are the "DnD is devil worship!!!!" crowd, they believe in all the hardcore going to hell/judgement day etc. and don't play 40K. Standard christians are much more chill
>>97974036>Christians who believe in basic Christian theology are zealotsLmao
>>97973887Hey, not even a daemon primarch could take it over, Armageddon is going to continue to be the galaxy's biggest meat grinder.
>>97974036NTA but I don't think you can call them Christians if they don't believe in hell/judgement day. Pretty central to the teachings of Jesus.
>>97974036Well he absolutely believes in heaven and hell but plays DnD himself no problem. People are generally more complicated than a two-category sorting solution.
I am not a part of the discussion but I am enjoying it from the sidelines.
>>97974036You are arguing in bad faith grouping people who categorize DnD as satanic and people who believe in standard Christian beliefs under one umbrella.
>>97974036satanic panickers =/= fundamentalists, redditor
>>97973992You forgot that the superior older models will increase in price on ebay again.
>>97974053They often believe to some degree, but there are plenty of christians/catholics who take it all with a grain of salt and/or adapt the teachings to the modern day (as one should, literally the purpose of the homily). Plenty of them see hell as not so much of a literal brimstone and fire place but more of a metaphor/idea for punishing bad behaviour, or something along those lines, and there are those who don't really believe in a definite judgement day. The fundamental christians, spawned out of the bible belt of the US take everything very literally and are the sort to act like the shitposter here, he is emulating a fundie.>>97974062Yeah, he doesn't sound like a fundie>>97974062>grouping peopleLmao? No I'm literally arguing the opposite, that there's a stark difference between the two
>>97974084Whoops that second link was meant to be >>97974055
>>97974084>he is emulating a fundieNo. You're confusing lukewarm cultural Christians for believing practising Christians. Both Orthodox and Catholic teaching is quite clear that hell is a real place. So was Jesus. I think you're applying the secular irreligious cultural view of Jesus being someone who came to tell us to treat each other well and be nice and good to one another. Which is not who Jesus was nor what he actually said, despite what popular non Christian culture has warped his message to be. Every single Christian who believes in the words of Christ believes in hell, because it wasn't an ambivalent or vague in the words of Jesus himself.
What faction do I play that fits the following>decent to large range>won't need to batch paint because I'll lose interest quickly if they all need to look same>can go crazy with colours, themes and scenery etc >not too cancerous to paint so no CSM with their tiny details and trim >gameplay unimportant because if I like the faction I'll deal with whatever gameplay they have So what should I get?
>>97974084>don't really believe in a definite judgement dayThen they don't really believe in Christianity, which is ultimately an apocalyptic doomsday cult that went mainstream. The concept of Christ returning and a final judgement is, as >>97974053 said, kind of an indelible part of the religion.
>>97974104GSC
>>97974034>just some random shit protestants made upHey guys, if you join *my* version of the religion you get to skip past the sucky parts of the end timeslol
>>97974104Eldar have a large range of models, many of which are new sculpts, and canonically have multiple different color schemes in the army. Aspect Warriors are super sentai in space, so you have every excuse to go crazy with colors. As far details go, most of the models are pretty straight forward, although you'll want to learn how to pain gems.
>>97974111nta but Yea its pretty lame
>>97974097Yeah he's not fundamentalist, in the way you see it. But I think that kind of fire and brimstone person hasn't really existed in significant numbers since the early 2000s, the Harry Potter schism kind of killed that off in mainstream culture.Also fundamentalism as you see it absolutely unequivocally did not originate in America (or even while Christendom knew America even existed) but that's not really relevant.To be clear I'm not approving of that other guy saying you'll go to hell for being gay or whatever, just that I do have Christian friends who take their religion quite seriously and also play 40k. That exists.
>>97974104Eldar like that other anon said, 'nids because its a pretty modern range and you can go nuts with the basing for the big bugs
>>97974019>Hardcore religious folk don't tend to play the gameThat's just not true. The 90s ended a long time ago, most Christians don't think tabletop is the devil anymore. Hell most didn't back then either, just a loud minority.
>>97974126
>fleet based space marines>but they spend their time escorting pilgrim ships through the void>focused on boarding actionsthoughts?
>>97974132take your ban like a man and quit evading, mutant
>>97974138I'm quietly listening only using a basic upvote gif and you felt the need to spout my name to derail the thread? Get outta here already man.
>>97974034It's not satire but it doesnt need to be to just casually poke fun at something. I would claim games like TC are a stronger and more direct jab at religion to the point I would call them offensive but 40k does treat it's religious cults as some of the more absurd, unreasonable and over the top parts of the setting. Try comparing the average portrayal of a guardsman or space marine to that of a mechanicum engineer or whatever bullshit latin name they gave to that sororitas unit that im really struggling to remember at the moment >>97974084Hell is a choice, not a punishment. It's the next to total abscence of God and order and it's a state of existence one's soul can only reach by trying your very best to dig yourdelf into damnation, ofc some denominations dont believe in purgatory but I think it's pretty silly to assume most people are completely christless and choose to be completely christless when one naturally will gravitate towards some aspects of their nature that can be seen as christian inevitably>t. seminar dropout
>>97974134I'm surprised one of the myriad of "templar" chapters don't already fit this description.
daemon prince proxy ideas?
>>97974142>upvote gif
>>97974147piss off already
>>97974134Sounds good so far. Gotta come with up a color scheme now, buddy.
>>97974143>I would claim games like TC are a stronger and more direct jab at religion to the point I would call them offensiveYeah Trench Crusade is 100% blasphemous and incredibly offensive for both Christians and Muslims. Also poking fun at religion and being directly blasphemous are two different things as you yourself pointed out. Not all religions are equal, nor are all religious practices equal. While 40k does borrow a lot of Christian aesthetics, it's not insulting, mean spirited or most importantly blasphemous. Unlike Trench Crusade, which is incredible bad taste.
>>97974134I dont really see why space marines would be doing that on a regular basis, sounds like a voidsmen job if anything. Marines are far too valuable and high priority to get thrown into missions to the middle of nowhere (because why would anyone send pilgrims to an already populated place) with barely any clue as to the scale of the threats present and if geneseed recovery is gonna be possible. Also marines that usually venture too far off into the far reaches of non imperium space tend to get corrupted way more easilyLovely idea I really do applaud the creativity though, I wish GW would give us more info on the process behind colonizing planets in 40k but worldbuilding doesnt sell as much as bolter porn
We almost got to 50 collage entries this month.
>>97974160Why are you bringing that up unprompted?
>>97974159>more info on the process behind colonizing planetsI haven't read it in depth but there's an RT RPG splatbook that's all about planet colonisation, I'd seek that out and give it a read if you're interested in that stuff
>>97974160I ended up having to skip this month. Regretting it, but I do not want my first entry to look as shoddy as my current skills are.What good is making fun of Fecal if I am at his level of painting "quality"? I love seeing all the cool minis posted for this month at least.
>>97974161because it's the end of the month and collage is almost ready?how did your entry go btw?
>>97974161Because discussing an event that's a part of this general is ontopic and not out of the ordinary. Hellblasters status?
>>97974161Because it's the end of the month and "almost 50" is a metric fuckton of submissions.We like painting and talking about painting. Do you have a problem with this?
Is IG more World War I or World War II-inspired?
>>97974159>missions to the middle of nowhereBut anon, creepy stuff happens in nowhere. Besides, he can just say that they escort pilgrims through sectors known for piracy and that's good enough excuse for marines to get involved.
>>97974175Neither, IG regiments draw from a wealth of real world and fictional wars/militaries. Did you mean Cadians specifically?
>>97974159>>97974152honestly its just because I've been re-watching Battlestar Galactica and I love the idea of military forced to defend the people in close quarters instead of empty battlefields. obviously I'd paint them white/red like the shows Vipers.
>>97974175Everything from Victorian era to Cold War, depends on the regiment.
>>97974184You should start a HH Solar Auxilia Army. Their whole thing is boarding actions. Or proxy IG.
>>97973865>team of a couple Slaugth commanding a bunch of their warrior flesh constructs Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie
Why do people say necrons are easy to paint?
>>97974198because you can spray them metallic, wash them with nuln oil and paint in a couple green details and they'll look tabletop ready
>>97974198Because they are?>can get away with slapping one colour all over and pick out some details>no armour trim, no big cloaks covering shit
Why do people refuse to highlight metallics? It's not hard.
>>97974198Because they are easy to paintt. Necron main
>>97972698>lore says that they’re as big as 3 meters tall>they can disguise themselves as humansYou know that scene at the beginning of the new Naked Gun movie where Liam Neeson has that non-Euclidean little girl disguise? Cause that’s what I’m imagining right now kek
All this talk of Christian theology and nobody has yet to realize that I'm dead and this is all my fever dream and none of you are real.
>>97974197Never gonna happen lmao.
>>97974227Cogito, ergo sum. I am here to shit on your solipsism, dreamer.
>>97974227Could you make your dream less shit please
>>97974227Pretty stupid desu
Played a game tonight and it ended in a draw, it got too late and it was too close. We're playing another game this weekend.
>>97974256That looks an awful lot like the same game that's been posted for months.
>>97974261It's not we just played tonight
>>97974256Funny how all those units are all starting size, no wound dice or missing miniatures.
>>97974234Yup, that's what a hallucination trying to assert itself over reality would say.>>97974237I'm trying, I put my faith in this whole Jesus hallucination because if he's in charge it's better than say if Chaos gods were real. Which I think they used to be based on what I remember before I was born. At first it was all infinite blackness, and then warp fuckery.>>97974238Hey, I never claimed I was smart. Just imaginative. I imagine much smarter people than me.When will GW release a Sisters of Battle set that doesn't have shitty units in it?
>>97974266I try to take pictures early so more models are fielded you little shit
>>97974271Early, but models made it into close combat. Almost like a diorama. Curious.
>love the large necron models>hate their infantry It's ogre
>>97974274Go to sleep you whiny annoying little bitch
>>97974274Yes ofc anon he took the pic right after units were moved into cc but before any dice were rolled, that's why there's very little dice on the table his opp has them in hand about to roll...
>>97974278Play some games you faker.
>>97974275The new destroyer detachment is good, you can do a destroyer focused army and ditch battleline.
>>97974256>The same ultramarines and dining room table againlol
>>97974286Tbf what do you expect when he's banned from the local flgs
Not going to listen to late night demons
You never listen to anyone normally, what's the difference?
Why do so many people seem to struggle to understand that "campaign material" that describes things that happen outside games or messes with wargear or whatever is not the same thing as a ruleset that inherently makes games themselves cinematic and scenario/narrative-driven?
One thread later but I was able to check out the Warhammer Citadel. The only "exclusive" they have is the reprints of the original Rogue Trader book. Really disappointing.
>>97974297It's 6am
I hope you're all very excited to see some samey Space Marines tomorrow! Oh, and some orks I guess.
>>97974104>>decent to large range>>won't need to batch paint because I'll lose interest quickly if they all need to look same>can go crazy with colours, themes and scenery etc >gameplay unimportant because if I like the faction I'll deal with whatever gameplay they have Eldar>not too cancerous to paint so no CSM with their tiny details and trim Retard
>>97974387I HATE TINY DETAILS
>>97974184>>97974159>>97974134>marine chapter specifically tasked with cleansing the Squelchian Gap, a narrow space lane near the Fuckoff WarpStorm where the Rapermurder Kabal, the Grangdan pocket alien empire, and various World Eaters have been spotted along with various other pirates, xenos and renegades/traitors and regularly raid pilgrim ships going to the Basilica world of St. Barthisol Ngubu's Rest, and their duty has not ended because niggas keep coming out of the warpstorm
>>97974227I wish this was true.
>>97972501>You just say he's an especially strong chapter master?Yes, you just do this.
>>97972780Lorgar shouldn't be the warmaster because he is a chaos cuck.
>>97974416Isn't it bedtime for you, mutant?
>>97972797>Kurze was killed by an assassin.Literally only because he allowed himself to be killed since he was a suicidal schizo and was obsessed with fulfilling the "prophecy" of the future he had seen.
>>97974397Trying to autistically pick out every detail and not fuck it up by having paint that is too thick or thin and then layering grime, skulls, plants, terrain, alien heads or blood over it is the best part though.
Give me your best explanations for Tau vs Tau that aren’t “we think you’re Farsight Enclaves.”
>>97974426you asked this two weeks ago and got several answers
>decided to assemble some 8bound a year after buying them finally>pull them out of the box>remember why I was disappointed because they look like they should be HUGE AND HAVE HUGE GUTS like small daemon princes but are actually not even as tough looking as terminators>decide to cover the base in blood for the blood god>paint goes flying out of my hand and I did not totally spill it, but there is a bit of substance that looks like blood on my spare monitor now>also put his feet on wrong and head on wrong because all of these are monopose parts and you can't mix and matchwhy happen to meIj ust wantBig guyswho rip and tearlord of skulls, my bedesired.
>>97972838Yes. Also it is true.One time the Craftworld Eldar were trying to steal the Corona Nox from the Night Lords, random crown made from iron and some jewels. With the center piece of the crown being a large "diamond".
>>97974426ethereal is dead and now fire caste revolutionaries are trying to gas the other castes, while loyalists are protecting them hoping for a bailout from Apo'stro'phe the great etereahls
>>97972838>GW makes very obvious plot point to bring back all the promarichs>"no, plot is wrong point, you spiracy">spaghetti
>>97974438>Apo'stro'phe'Member when GW used to have jokes and references in names? The old lizardmen character names are some of the goofiest shit, sovl
>>979744421980s lustria also had flying pyramids that were like the plaputa castle with hungry little guys on board deployed to attack other hungry little guysAnd there was a lot of norse dwarf (norf?) lore before they got totally sidelined and GW literally killed off their largest hold and capital off screen so people would stop asking
>>97973673Imperium isn't functional at all.It only survives through sheer momentum it garnered during the Great Crusade. Ever since then it has slowly faded.Also nevermind that it is a canon fact that the Imperium is losing more and more planets and territory every year, and that the stagnation is only getting worse and is slowly choking humanity to extinction.
>>97974426Two cowtits shas'o are fighting over the last ZZZ cup bra.
>>97974450Wank befoee posting, coomer-san
What faction has goals that aligns closest to pic related
>>97974053Nta, but there's difference in not believing in the afterlife, and then just not being bothered that you LARP'd as a lizardman wizard while playing Catacombs & Cockatrices.
>>97974450Best actual answer.
>>97974417I'm not him, I just don't like Lorgar.
>>97972698They're very strong!
>>97974480What's not to like?
>>97974475This is convincing me to play Tau
>>97974475>>97974489Canon tau women look like top left and bottom right
Is it possible to make a Wyrdboy-focused Ork army and have it be playable! Do they even have any wyrdboy characters?
>>97974466>he wants to end the practice of using women to lure men to rape
>>97974498nobody cares, coomer board, coomer general
Informationpill me on Tau, are they good for an /m/fag?
Here it is d00dHere it fucking is
Breed with these females instead of Tau
>>97974517I've bought from them before and their work is quality, but I dunno about buying something as fiddly and large as a defiler from them. I'd be too worried the resin would be too warped to work without serious work to fix them.
>>97973767What the hell, this is awesome
>>97973862>I always felt like accursed cultists were basically similar to possessed.The old possessed models got shafted because they're not even the same base size as those (old possessed are 32mm, accursed cultists are 25 and 40mm)
>>97974525don't forget that the Dark Commune you want for your cultists is also 28.5mm and 32mm, just to fuck with your autism.
Am I crazy or they used to sell this Blackstone lad as a chaos lord before the model update with the giant tactical rock?
Another one done
>>97974507bros?
>>97974498If Kei let the topknot down and put on makeup she'd look cute though, idk what you're on about.Plus she even has boobplate
>>97974507They have mechs that allow you to play in any sort of way you like to play with mechs. You have your large protagonist gundam mech in the riptide, you have stealthy information warfare mechs and in stealth suits and ghostkeels. you have the coldstar which is the most asthetic and best possible commander model. you have crisis suits if you want to spam mechs with different types of load outs. (more like power armor than true mechs though). and then you have broadsides and the storm surge if you like big gun platforms. And to support it you can either add good quality light infantry, hover vehicles or alien auxiliaries. All which support in different ways to cover mechs weaknesses. Other factions might have more true mechs, or more unique gothic style mechs. but tau definitely have variety. Its just don't expect too much in the way of melee ability for your suits. One of the more /m/ related things that I enjoy about tau is magnetizing the crisis suits since swapping how weapons are configured is a lot of fun.
>>97974543Yes, especially since you can get away with an all-suit list.My only issue with em is that the ankles/feet are a little fragile.
>>97974536They did. He was an ugly as fuck model but he finally let CSM take thunder hammers so he has my eternal respect.
>>97974555I think he's still available at my local GW, tempted to get it because the new one doesn't sit right with me.
>>97974426training exercise in advanced simulator. Its some sort of redflag exercise in preparation for the next phase of expansion, all casualties and vehicles that are "destroyed" are actually the pilots just being the equivalent of tasered and then locked out of their equipment.
>>97974555>>97974558and the new hammer option looks like this:
why are 9bound so patheticfuckign tiny ass modelsI should have bought a fucking los for 150 bucks last year instead of 220 bucks for the eighbound box. STUPID STUPID STUPID
>>97974582the LoS is lame, get the big scorpion
>>97974521Nothing some hot water cant fix usually.
Did they ever get around to giving some horus heresey admech units rules for 40k?
I've got it down to 3CSM, World Eaters or TauI'll just learn to do trim and details, but then it's model appeal and gameplaySo what do anons, melee gorilla ungabunga sounds fun but so does being a longe range cancerous piece of shit
>>97974590>>97974582Thought the scorpion would be bigger
>>97974498And sisters of battle look like balding trannies canonically, so I wouldn't really pipe up about "muh canon"
>>97974536Seeing that model always makes me think of this model I saw.
>>97974633CSM and WE can be combined to some degree so you could just CSM+Berzerkers and Master of Executions and then get units like land raiders and forgefiends that world eaters can also use.
>>97974653Makes me wonder how fixed the original head is.There is also the alternative of this lad from a recaster but accursed weapon isn't exactly his best melee option.
>>97974656Mez did make a video showing him converting the model.The head on the original CSM lord is pretty fixed in position so you need to do some snipping work.He shows the sprue around 00:40 in the video.https://youtu.be/qNw15A8sO2MThe head he used for the night lord is from an AoS kit which he mentions in the video too.
Can I use this little guy in a GW store or do I have to use it online? I'd rather give a sell to my local store than to the company itself
>>97974690I think if you order a mini at the store, you can use the voucher and it counts as a store sell.
Vidya, I know, but I quite like this map. Between this and the new terrain rules I do hope we get some biome variety in the average 40k table in 11th.
>>97974507Your Dreadnought has arrived.
Is this the day we'll get some actual news?
>>97974646Nothing that dogshit artist does is canon.
>>97973247BFG's rulebooks were made free pdfs in 2013 and are all over the internet. It's probably the most widespread open source GW game ever.
>>97974748Cope
>>97974507Yes, if you like mechs, you will like tau.
Is it me or these guys are really not bad at all? It seems I can field them in a TS army?
I am now sad we never met a broke Dreadnought.>Even in debt, I still serve.
I got into 40k recently and it feels like I came in at a horrible timeIt feels like they're sanitizing everything, based on what old models and editions and lore were like, it feels like they're sanding off edges of everythingThis sucks because this is happening in goddamn everything I used to enjoy
>>97974820>barely got into the hobby>already complainingholy shit fuck off you retard
>>97974740i don't get it
Worst fluff writer?Best fluff writer?
>>97974854Me.Also me.
I FUCKING LOVE THE EXORCISTSKILL 6 BILLION DEMONS
>>97974507Take a look through their model range for yourself. They can run an all-battlesuit army pretty easily but do be aware, they only really have one melee oriented battlesuit, and he's a single named character.
>>97974820technically this is both the worst and the best of timesit is an unprecedented time of new models, recasts, scans and third party alternatives for both models and ruleswarhammer is popular enough, and wargaming too is popular enough, that's more possible than before to prod a gaming group to try an alternative ruleset or older edition or house rules, and no matter the niche stuff you're into, now there's someone at least remotely catering to your tastes, be it extra edgy grimdark, old school styles, or very specific lore snippetsit is the worst of times only if you slave yourself to GW's breakneck spiral of simplifying rules, rising prices, and weird company arbitrationsuse gw as another tool in your box of bits, not as a subscription or identity, and you will have a blast
>>97974820This is only the case if you play Imperium
this fag ended his auction so he could relist it while probably changing the pricing parameters
>>97974895
>>97974857>>97974857that comic sucks
>>97974904>>97974904this post has nothing to do with what I was talking about, please use memes wisely or not at all.
>>97974838No, no, he's doing it right.The truest hobby of 40k is complaining.
>>97974820You know nothing, and yet you try to larp as a grog, sad about the old times in which you did not even play the game.
>>97972450thats exactly what people should be doing
>>97972625there might be worse but burna boyz for orks dont feel very good
>>97974773Idk if you're still here but I find them very useful for secondaries, their speed means they can quickly get to the corners of the map you might need them in. I often pair them up with enlightened led by a shaman to increase their invun from 5++ to 4++. They're quite good against tanks and monsters with the anti keyword, but that's not what I primarily use them for.
>>97974525>The old possessed models got shafted because they're not even the same base size as those (old possessed are 32mm, accursed cultists are 25 and 40mm)I just run my old possessed as regular CSM kitted out with chainswords or other melee loadoutsI honestly think there should be more mutated CSM stuff rather than just relegating it to possessed/oblits/mutilators
As an actual /grog/ it is an interesting time, take for example >>97974536 >>97974656 which look like fantastic modern miniatures to me.But the churn is so crazy, and the accelerated scale creep, that they are already old news, rather than hanging around for 20 years like some sculpts. Whilst in like 2007 the Bitz Catalogue meant you could ring up and order a freshly cast Rogue Trader plastic Rhino and some Rogue Trader era metal Marines.But yeah it feels like people just clamour for new stuff constantly and GW is happy to make them queue online for it to sell out. Which is crazy for what's meant to be a miniature wargame.
>>97974976There's rumours GW will be squatting a couple of primaris units in 11th too lol.
Is anyone excited for the reveal today? Can't wait to see the rest of the awesome vanguard squad!
>>97974999Oh I completely forgot lelThought that was tomorrow
>>97974933>larp as a grogWhat larp?He said he recently got into 40k.
>>97973673>grimdark is...le bad!why the fuck are you here then? /aosg/ is right there.
>>97974992Wouldn't surprise me, from what I know there's some stuff like these guys which never got a "multipart" box after being released in a "monopose" combat patrol type box, and for example how beer-bellied the Gravis stuff looked at first.Like for me, whatever Primaris is here, but that very public experimentation with seeing what sticks with what is supposed to be your most iconic designs and army is pretty fucking tasteless.
>>97974999I just want them to be done with this lukewarm reveal so we can move onto more exciting stuff
stupid cunt on ebay told me he wasn't 3d printing, tried to cover his ass by saying "the images in the pic are what you're buying!" and then he moronically left a receipt for 3d printer resin in the box he sent the garbage/"models" in. It's against ebay policy to straight up lie to a buyer so I asked for a refund. He was kind of a cunt the last time though so I'll probably have to escalate.
>>97975024Yeah. I'm not buying the box and the models they've already shown are awful. I just want it to be done with so they can start talking about rules changes.
>>97975015But anon, I would kneel if I go there. They have the better minis.
>>97975036thanks for keeping us up to date with your blog
>start out with necrons due to their cool design and ease of paint>flop around a few different models >nothing feels right>go back to necrons>it feels greatWoah...
>>97974999I am excited for grot number five. I've got old grots on my painting table right now.>>97975036>He was kind of a cunt the last timeWhy are you a repeat customer of someone you do not like or trust? Just avoid that seller!
>>97975084>start out with trannies due to their autistic interests and ease of fucking>flop around with a few different cis women>nothing feels right>go back to trannies>it feels greatWoah...
The grand finale of grot week.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/5ym3r2rt/new40k-grot-week-reveals-day-5/
>>97975094I don't play Emperors Children so I'm not trans
>youtubers say apothecary white is better>buy it and slap it on>it's fucking gray>it's not just gray, it's worse than just using corax white- a paint everyone said was 'basically just a light great' which is clearly white when compared with 'apothecary white' which is fucking grayI could have just used my titanium white that I already had to get white-white models. Why do people fusso ver shit like white, yellow or painting trim when it's all easy. I feel like every bit of advice I get online is just bad, all the time, never a good piece of info.
>>97975015wait are there really people who are into 40k who hate grimdark? What?
>>97975098This is it. After today we will have seen the full box. Then the bitching and moaning can begin in full.
>>9797510540k isn't grimdark, it's grimderp.
>>97975098I can't believe they wasted a full work week's worth of articles on drip feeding grots of all fucking things
>>97975103You are supposed to highlight the gray with white, you dingus. It creates a gradient.
>>97975103Looks pretty white to me anon
>>97975109What? What the fuck does that mean?
So if people hate primaris so much, why don't they just firebomb Warhammer World? Are they stupid?
>>97975116Newfag....
>>97975116it's a cope used by people filtered by grimdarkness. Basically anytime something edgy and metal happens they shit themselves about "grimderp", crying and begging to sanitize the setting
>>97975118BASED
>>97973673The imperium existing for 10k years despite being so stupid, short sighted, self destructive, corrupt etc etc is the plothole the whole setting is works off of. With any logic the Imperium bascially implodes on itself straight away and each plantary governor only pays the tithe when a massive interstellar army from one of the many arms of the burecracy comes knocking. Of course those tithes dn't go to the Imperium at a galatic level but into the pockets of whoever coolected it to enrich and empower that branch to compete with the other branches for who controls crusade armys, like Roman leadership trying to control their wayward legions but at a much bigger and more complex level. The strongest person in the Imperium is not a primarch or a posthuman, but whoever can actually collect and spend the most taxes
>>97975108>he says, bitching and moaning about the bitching and moaning
>>97975094O wise anon, teach me how to fuck trannies.
>>97975108feel free to go to reddit for the time being, so you can hear nothing but praise.
>>97975022I can't be the only one who finds the mental image of a gliding marine with a big cannon coolfisher price armor proportions aside
>>97975130>Both sides are bad, actually
This is (You).
>>97975131Find the foulest, chuddiest, most racist, most homophobic and most transphobic poster in this general. That anon is a self-hating tranny. All you do then is stick your weewee in the hole.
>>9797510540k isn't all about grimdark, Guilliman showed noblebright is possible in this setting.
>>97975141>dies because he didn't get hot brown pussy
>>97975143
>>97975138He wouldnt fly backwards though, the model is dumb because he would flip himself upside down
>>97975137Do you think reddit actually likes old marine heads?
>>97975138Is fucking ridiculous
>>97975138
>>97975152they didn’t like them when GW only gave the thumbs up for MKX helmets only, but now that GW approves of the old marine heads redditors feel free to like them again.
>>97975142you didn't have to call me out like that, anon...
>>97975116Tourist
>>97975139That is not what was said, at all. But the hypocrisy coupled with the bad faith does check out.
>>97975121Grimderpist
>>97975110what? you don't like grots?
>>97975152Yes, most people soi pogging over mk7 are redditors
>>97975172I FUCKING HATE GROTSSNIVELING WEAK LITTLE RUNTSFUCK THEM KILL THEM ALLTGD
>>97975178You will be the first in line for execution when revolution comes
>>97975158the resemblance with gundam is clear but why those look miles way better while primaris look like something only a 5yo kid could love?
>>97975121I'm convinced anyone who uses the term "grimderp" actually despises 40k and wishes to pervert and destroy it from within.
>>97975178don't be so harsh with our little frens...
>>97975187And that's why you are a faggot emo lol.
Help me unslopify these orbs, they're supposed to be be red orbs but I was a bit heavy handed
>>97975187>anyone who hecking criticises my grimderp is a fake fanReal fans actually criticize the things they like and don't just eat up all slop put in front of them.
>>97975204Retard, I do criticize 40k. Primarchs take away from the grimdark. Kill them.
I miss T3 Gretch
>>97975178grotless behaviour
>>97975187>Noooooo "muh GRIMDARK" 40k Identity, you are destroying it!Pathetic, anon.
eightbound are so small they're basically the same size as berzerkers... what were they thinking. It's even more comical comparing emperor's children tormentors to the significantly taller noise marines, who ironically did not actually need to be big.
>>97975207They don't. Imperium is still a shithole and even worse off before the primarchs returned.
>>97975098New grots are kino. I'll be getting grots for sure, still on the fence about the full box.
Fucking grotters are gross
>>97975218You are gross.
>>97975212Why are marinefags always so sensitive about height
>>97975230well eightbound are specifically supposed to be musclebound possessed freaks, so for them to be manlets is kind of underwhelming.
>>97975192pls help
>>97975192looks like a pizza slice kek
>>97975235you do understand that being muscular doesn’t effect height, right?
>>97975237honestly just strip it, I don't think it's salvageable at this point
>>97973231>Last anchor for the month. Expect the collage saturday or sunday. I encourage any stragglers to post their stuff even if late, if I see it I'll add it to the collage.Ill try to powerpaint my guy today, maybe I can get it done in time. Wish me luck.
>>97975240it literally does when you've got 8 daemons in your asshole you cunt.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is gobbo number 5
>>97975257Nice scheme anon
>>97975192I'm vaguely reminded of Metroid.
>>97975262Thanks anon here's a finished example.Im not sure if for the felltalon I should do the poison sack things in yellow or green. Maybe a mix?
>>97975192>>97975237seconding stripping it. doesn’t look like you’re that far ahead anyway, so its not really worth the trouble.
>>97975230It's a problem GW created with Primaris when they told the customer that everything before 8th Edition was the wrong scale.
>>97975098I had a notion they were going to given that this is a throwback set, but man they really went all in on the pickelhaube helmets.
>>97973231Ok. Here is My Flesh Eater standing over a possible future wolf stew.I fixed some flat surfaces.
>>97975327Why is the shoulderpad dipped in cum
>>97975327looks good anon you've attempted something fairly ambitious for your skill levelkeep at it and keep pushing yourself
>>97975337Welcome, to the cumzone.
>>97975327Is that a female head?
>>97975337Suprise Suprise Freehand is hard. Even something easy like A Fleash eaters Logo can easly get out of hand.
>>97975355n...no
>>97975344Going to steal this phrase for golden demon winners
>>97975344I really need to step up my Miniature Photo game. I've been thingking abaut buying some chaep studio lights from Temu.
>Think I have done a miniature OK.>Take photograph>Every notch, hair, dust particle and minor error appears.Which is deceiving me, my eyes or the photograph?
>>97975383Both
>Stream starts>no noise>silence>..>...>....>No technical issues. Fuck all to show off today. Instead you shall have the sound of silence (not a new sob kit)
>>97975383Post it and I will tell you.
>>97975395I kind of want them to just have a completely silent stream and they just dump the box contents out on a table and have a camera on the pile for the next hour.
>>97975192Use Matt varnish to tone it down. Use red mixed with a darker colour to tone down areas that receive less light.
Mornin fellas
Is it a dick move to bring anti tank like a gladiator lancer to a 1k point game?
>>97975359Nta, but my biggest issue with freehanding is having a brush with a good sharp tip.I guess I could put some paint on the tip of sharp pencil, and the use it to make an outline of the shape I want.
I skipped this edition entirely but the collector in me is still now feeling the compulsion to buy the rule book while I still can.
>>97975368Ooh, I get it. She's a "flesh" "eater"
>>97975451Nah
What do you predict the new gravis primaris unit will be called? Something retarded and confusing?
>>97975212>what were they thinkingthe point was having redesigned modern berserkers, but instead of making them at the exclusion of normal berserkers they made both
>>97975456Remain stronk
>>97975465I’d rather a new aggressor sculpt
>>97975465>INVALIDATORS>DECEPTORS>NIGGERBLASTERS>RAPEMAXXORS>BULLETSTORMERS>TESTICULORSTo name a few
>>97975465primaris devastatORs squad
>>97975465Gravis titanicus obliteratus
>>97975478>InvalidatorsJames, hire this man!
>>97975465Super-Duper Destructorus Blastors
>unit composition>1 sgt>4-9 dudes>each model equipped with the same loadout >no sgt wargear options What’s the point of calling out the sgt separately in the unit composition now that stat lines are tied to weapons?
>>97975465MISGENDERATORIS
>>97975478Devastators.Wait, that was for a firstborn unit. Quickly, insert the memory stick that memoryholes older units having cartoony names.
>>97975550Well, SOMEBODY has to be in charge.
>>97975555Devastators sounds grimdark and full of SOVL thougheverbeit
>>97975550They often have a higher leadership
>decide to take my time and have a really well painted army>mini still looks like complete shit after 10 hours of paintingI need some tutorials or something. Does anyone have any recommendations?
>>97975621other than for learning certain techniques, I find that you will improve simply through repetition than trying to learn through a video.
>>97975465Gigablitoris MaximatusLabius Majoris CervixiansFallopian Guard
>>97975630>Fallopian Guard
>>97975621post your models so we can see if we can give any advice.and if you post that fuckass image of the yellow csm I’m going to be really upset.
>>97975465Something gay, lame and retarded and when you point out it is any or all of those things you will be called a fake grog zoomer nomodels nogames secondary tourist by a 40kg poster who started in 9th and has only been posting it for 2 years.
>>97975646I already stripped the model. I'll post it tomorrow after I try again.
Why the FUCK does this restriction existI'm already paying a soup tax based on not having any synergy or stratagems for the daemonBut also I'm supposed to field shitty Horrors that are 140 points of fucking nothing for every Tzeentch unit This vexes me
>>97975665>you will be called a fake grog zoomer nomodels nogames secondary tourist by a 40kg poster who started in 9th and has only been posting it for 2 yearsDon't forget the followup discussion where the same person will misuse the term grimderp and say the setting must become generic military science fiction because they're a faggot and redirect the entire general towards a dumbass reheated conversation about "LOOOOORRRRREEEEEE," then they'll call you a tourist for copying and pasting the 40k intro text crawl verbatim. Seriously that shit has been happening this entire fucking week over and over and it's the same fucking poster, I just know it
>>97975717>why does my army have to look like an army?
>>97975746I bet you also use "TDS" unironically
I don't get meta chasers. Nothing feels better than btfo'ing someone while playing a dogshit army.
>>97975746Anon said "soup", it's a rule for CSM.
>>97975781I had to look up what that meant, so no, I don't, but you just did on the other hand.
>>97975798I'm rubber you're glue
>>97975804more like you're rubbish and I'm cool
>>97975822More like you're yiddish
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>>97975691how about your other models? they should have the same “problems” even if you didn’t put in as much effort.
>>97973962Paint that grot proper green and that invents a new type of Ork, the vagueboy
>>97974002IG because Catachan girls by default would be tomboy, however>CatachanHoly fuck these models suck
>>97975178>FUCK THEMOi, that's not gork and mork approved
