Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>98021095
>>98027916It really is a shame what happened to the last Adventure. Hopefully they find the courage to continue.
Ye olde OC
https://imgchest.com/p/na7konjjwy8my feet hurt.
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>>98027932>thou art to picketh>do becomethAuthor-kun. You can't just wing this, you gotta do it right.Also I'm not really sure what the yellow pill does.
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>>98027922You mean surinical's? It was a bit too long for me; I started reading it, then got distracted.
>>98027997>yellow pillYou want gold and it appears as your tooth that you need to yank out in order to sell.
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What are everyone's favourite one-page CYOAs?
>>98028068sapphire knights bride
>>98028068>inb4 Urban UneaseIf you don't want the generic answer, mine is probably Adventure In A New World cyoa. One of my first ever
>>98028093They don't make em like they used to...
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>>98027932These are all pretty horrible but I think the blue one is the only one for which the benefit just about outweighs the cost. So I'll take twenty of them.
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>>98028091How do you even win against this googly eyed motherfucker
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>>98028204You literally can’t. He’s too powerful.
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I'm writing a CYOA set in a dangerous city where players can find and claim hideouts as a home base. For some reason, every hideout I've written so far has ended up with a character attached to it. A broken space ship has a deranged AI, a weird corner shop has the spooky girl who runs it, a hidden shrine has a snake god you commune with through an arcade cabinet.Do you actually want that? When you find a hideout, do you prefer to arrive and discover someone or something already there? Or would you like to be able to find some hideouts which are empty completely yours, leaving you with the option to bring more people in if you want?>>98028068Urban Unease.But I'll post a lesser known one
>>98028091SameA things quality is measured by how long you remember it
>>98028204Just Sartre it
>>98028068African WarlordCurse by nxtubBlack Cat by niggermanTo A New World by Unnamed Creator #13 Urban Unease
>>98028312I think both options are interesting and makes a fun gradient if you’re willing to put in the time. Some bases might be empty, some might have secrets, some might have people/factions you want to align with or remove
>>98028312It's kind of cool to find people already living somewhere, but I agree with anon >>98028369. An empty hideout or two could help accentuate how much more lived-in the others are.
>>98028361>to defeat God, I must use the power of God Lame and Gay
>>98028312I would like atleast one where I can sit in silenceOther people are fine if you are entirely comfortable around them and they understand you, but this is atypical
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>>98028399>>98028369I’ll add that if you have bases that have people in them it will raise questions about the empty ones. In this setting, would you wonder why? Perhaps adds tension.
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>>98028420Tankista should do a magical girl cyoa
>>98028485Abraxas/Convention-related or something separate? Anyway, it's a funny idea.
>>98028539>Abraxas/Convention-relatedYeah I was thinking either that or Madoka Magica (it could fit his style well IMO)
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>>98028369>>98028399>>98028422>>98028452Thanks anons, that makes sense to me
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>>98028485Fuck no. We have enough BTGtroon cyoas as is.
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I need my gildosePost gilkino now
>>98027938why do you get so few points
>>98028420just from reading the intro I can tell blood mages must be insanely insufferable people. I hope those convention guys or whatever kill them all
>>98028759No. I will not indulge your sickness. You need help anon.
>>98028801They gain power by being annoying, annoying to the Void.
>>98028586Worm and LotM have this in common: both have huge rosters of characters with supernatural powers that follow the setting's system. Tankista's respective cyoas depict that system.Madoka Magica main animes shows a very small roster of characters and their respective powers. I watched Madoka Magica Record and briefly checked some Madoka Magica mangas but I didn't like them at all, I don't consider them canon.If Tankista does another cyoa based on a franchise, I suspect it will be one with a huge roster of characters and powers again.
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>>98027636It exists, so it's canon.
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>>98028091The root issue of cyoag
>>98028608>>98028136Would they hate each other?
>>98028788idk, he won't change it for some reason
>>98028870I haven't watched Record, but I think it's funny that you conclude that the roster is too small after ignoring the additions to it from the spin-offs because you didn't like them.
>>98028914I remember mocking this dogshit cyoa, who wants to be a fucking office worker? What's the point of such a shitty real life cyoa? Does he really think the horror makes that different? Who wants to live in a horror world?
>>98028995Not all art has to be made for you
>>98028947I get why you'd say that. But on spectrum from spiritually authentic to cashgrab, it was a bit too much towards the latter end.
>>98029006Yes it does, I'm cyoag's audience. Who are you making cyoas for if nor for me? For yourself? then don't post it
>>98028914I would love a job like this already. The perks make it 1000x better. Could not care less about the horror elements, I'm taking every danger choice and increasing my pay.
>>98027916My first CYOA ever!
>>98028908Nope.
>>98029008No, they make them for HIMAnd you'll never be him
>>98029044You might want to fix the resolution
>>98029091I didn't find a good site to turn pdf into long image, know any?
>>98029091He's screenshotting a dnd bookIt isn't even funny
>>98029101It's homebrewery, that's how I made the pdf
>>98029044Looks like shit buddy.
>>98029044I remember when an author's first cyoa was their masterwork, a multi page creation that you could tell they put their blood sweat and tears into, it was such a great work that they were glorified with a name based on it, something that elevated them above the dregs of simple anonymous posters...
I will die if you don’t post it………. Please………………
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>>98029370Why is this so fucking funny / kino edge
>>98029407You think the killing and selling of elf babies is funny?
>>98029407The only way they could sustain this economy is if they have a blooming hentai elf impregnation farming industry.
What are the Maximum size dimensions for an image on /tg?
>>98029470who?
>>98029290Absolutely fucking despise this mindset.>"nooooo your first cyoa has to be a masterpiece talked about for years to come!"Kys
>>9802947010,000 x 10,000 and 8mb if I recall correctly, but don't go to close to 8mb else 4chans file uncompression will block you from posting the file
>>98029044Dont let them hate on you, keep it up. You gotta get the hang on gimp and then you can scale up improve the quality by a lot.
>>98029290Yeah because when people talk about DSA they're thinking of fucking Derelict Station
>>98029485Its called the "Entropist Effect". Ever since it came out cyoaggers expect evey upcoming author to have threadbuster as their first oc.
>>98029485Agree, need to learn how to make CYOAs before you can make a masterpiece. It pisses me off that people always complain about there being too little OC but then shit on new authors like they wanna turn them away.
>>98029525You know how the people who say the worst shit about fat people online always turn out to be other fat people filled with self loathing? I reckon it's the same thing. I've never seen a good CYOA author shit on someone's first OC.
>>98029485Failed author alert>>98029524It has always been this way eons before entropiss, SDA, DSA, JRPGanon, ZBG, etc
>>98029536When I made my first CYOA I got lots of encouragement by people except exept for tok who shit on it so that checks out.
>>98029525All you need to do is lurk for long enough and you pick up what makes a cyoa fun, that's what I did. >>98029044 clearly only lurked for a day at best before making this, it shows 0 understanding of standardized cyoa formatting
>>98029536If I revealed who I am you'd be eating those words, just so you know
>>98029562Bro says that and then it turns out its just nigga tok with his shit ass gooner slop
>>98029577Nah, I'm named after my cyoa, Tok wishes he was me
Why are most CYOA villains autistic? Or went full retard?
>>98029587They’re reflections of the cyoa author.
>>98029579The one and only Yandere-Chasity-CYOA-Anon?
>>98029590>Italics is a hyper intelligent and powerful mastermind who has everything going his way but fails because some random retard anon decides to have an adventure one day and gets in his way and fucks all the girls.??? What does it mean???
>>98029542Where's (You)r masterpiece first oc anon?>inb4 i-it's not the same ok!Its exactly the same. Now be a good little anon and sit down.
>>98029605Italics thinks he’s hyper intelligent
>>98029607Haha. I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymoreYou'll never know the veracity of my words while I know full well I'm right just by virtue of how popular my cyoas still are
>>98029579bocchipedo-sama is that you?
>>98029608And he's gets defeated by someone being retarded?
>>98029618His idea of a hyper intelligent hero
>>98029604>>98029616Such long names.. how cute, I'm one of the great 3 lettered authors. The cream of the crop of authors
>>98029612If you say so anon.
>>98029635You can clean your tears better if you take off that silly mask anon, maybe you'll be able to see why your cyoas never struck big, if of course... assuming youve ever made a single cyoa at all
>>98029553Yeah gotta give it to you it looks like OP doesnt know what a CYOA is supposed to look like. I think its just a WH40K dnd race sheet.
>>98029524Embarrassing newfag post
>>98029630>SDA>PCA>ZBG>DSA>BBL>BBC>All the above
The envy on display from failed authors and no-oc shitters have for successful cyoa makers is always funny to see
>>98027932Alas, all manner of apothecary presented herein is like so much ungulate manure. Verily I beseech thee, attend to thine senses and produce pilles of a more tempestuous nature.
Tokie stop being cocky.
>>98029630Youre an arogant nigger anon but if thats true I cant deny that you know your shit.
>>98029662And you’re cute.
>>98029653>ARO
>>98029691D-delete this...
>>98029562I fucking doubt it. I have extremely high standards for CYOAs.
>>98029687Thank you anon
Can one of you please escort your rat out of my mcyoa general
DSASDABeriAngelHighlanderBox WineSymbibroRoseMaidofchartsScientistSpacefuturePallasEDGBlissQuietThe old TokI miss you.... old friends....
>>98029731>PallasManul
>>98029702Nigga ive seen every CYOA thats worth seeing, ill eat up any OC thats not reddit slop made with that shitty cyoa maker website which all look the same or nsfw gooner bait
>>98029731woahh, we had so many authors?
>>98029728no, suffer like we did.
>>98029739Man I know what thread I'm in, I'll read the most badly-spelt island CYOA as much as I'll read an atmospheric masterpiece. But I think there's got to be like two authors who I have a high enough opinion of to be blown away if >>98029562 turned out to be one of them.>>98029731Pallas turning out to have been an underageb& teenage girl was the greatest twist I have ever experienced in my life
>>98029731Beri was here?
>>98029731Italics...Tok...Tank...Down to three......
>>98029762Tankista is the only good one left
>>98029762The first two faggots haven't made cyoa in ages they might as well as be dead in my eyes.
Gil……… ;_;
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>>98029653>TOK
>>98029731I dont recognise any of the names, exept tok, despite probably having played all their CYOAs
>>98029731>QuietThis guy was the real wipmerchant before huspedo appeared. Literally has a total amount of 2 cyoas under his belt, both unfinished.
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>>98029796I'm the only one worth remembering
>>98029784They suck anyway
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>>98029805Being better than SDA is such a low bar that it's actually insulting to yourself to pretend it's an achievement.
>>98029805I hate you since you called my cyoa shit over one used image but at least youre the only author loyal enough to stick around.
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>>98029841we should call you THA tok hater anon
>>98029731Names avery author under the sun but forgets my goats Peil and Scotish
>>98029850Accurate but I already gave myself another
>>98029805woah SDA looks like that?
>>98029880If SDA looked like that he would be considerably more based but unfortunately no
>oh wow Tok has posted another build!>its...>a sexy twink and/or bimbo with powers around sex and mind control!>very original, Tok!
>>98029912He doesnt even make cyoas anymore, hes just a build author nowFurthermore, I consider that Tok must be destroyed.(Im gonna start ending all my messages with this)
>>98029929>He doesnt even make cyoas anymore, hes just a build author nowAre you implying this is a bad thing because frankly fucking speaking we need people who put effort into builds. It's what authors eat to survive.
>>98029940I need OC more to survive then image buildsFurthermore, I consider that Tok must be destroyed.
>>98029965You’re weird.
>>98029965OC comes from builds. Personally I am a lowly WIPfag but the only reason I'm still working on my WIP is because of the conversations people had about it when I posted it, even if that's also the reason I've kept restarting it trying to make it perfect.>>98029970No they're based
>>98029970OK tokFurthermore, I consider that Tok must be destroyed.
>>98029980Yeah I get it, its demotivating when too few people interact with your post and youre unsure if what you made is good or not.Furthermore, I consider that Tok must be destroyed.
Leave Tokie alone
>>98029996noficttmbd
Furthermore, I consider that Gil must be destroyed.
>>98030015job done
Have you considered euthanasia for your elderly CYOA author? He doesn't seem very active anymore. The poor creature must be suffering greatly.
>>98030015who tf is gil?Furthermore, I consider that Tok must be destroyed.
>>98029788didnt he release cyoa recently?
>>98030074No he died
>>98030077Wasnt he doing a dispatch cyoa?
>>98030100No he died
>>98030077>>98030105Good riddance to bad rubbish I say.
>>98030100Dispatchy?
>>98030123I really liked the game until i played it a second time and realized none of your choices matter and that you can just afk the entire gameplay aspect with no consequences.Furthermore, I consider that Tok must be destroyed.
Pisspatch poster > Dungmuttchi poster
>>98029066Sorry you're stuck with sub-tier one shadow tricks, anon. We're not built the same.
>>98030139I’ve played the game like ten times =\
https://imgchest.com/p/wl7l25qwp4x
>>98030139Your choices matter if you choose best girl or not
>>98030100>>98030123>>98030139What is this game even about?Does it take place in the Invincible universe?
>>98030253No, it's in a separate parody universe.It's about managing a bunch of reformist supervillains in a corporate setting and trying to get them to act like superheroes.
>>98030155>thinking theyre different people
>>98030253It's an old, book-style choose your own adventure in vidya format, and oriented around an animal abusing redditor trying to tardwrangle like a dozen D-list superheroes.
>>98030220Wait, no body overhaul? Fuck that cyoa
>>98029784Italics made a CYOA just at the beginning of the year, though.
Dispatch was just fotm slop don’t fall for it
Rake more like Rape
Was there not a cyoa that was a spiritual successor to the famous Road Trip one that came out a while ago? There were like different zones you travel through with their own threats and characters?
>>98030332Road Less Travelled by New Observer?https://imgchest.com/p/qb4zkpwd4jm
>>98029929>He doesnt even make cyoas anymore, hes just a build author nowAnd yet he's still the backbone of cyoag
>>98030253Its a visual novel about someone working in what is somewhere between a venture brothers and invincible universe. Youre !ironman but your suit was destroyed so you now work as alfred for a team of shitter supervillains who are hired superheroes for some company.
>>98030473Sounds gay
>>98030539Kinda is, its still a pretty good time. I like the characters.
>>98030539Anything that is good is also a bit gay.
>>98030539It’s not any gayer than Invincible lul
Superpowers are pretty gay.
>>98030342That's the one, thanks anon.
Listen chat, im gonna be real. We all just wait around until someone makes a game we can play a game of pretend with. None of us have the right to call anything gay.
>>98030772>Listen chat, im gonna be real-Good bait, I almost punched my screen.
>>98030781>almostcoward
>>98029731You guys should learn to value the authors that are still here, like me.
>>98030929Lord Tok...
>>98029731You'll see them at the pearly gates.
Italicslop.... slop.
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>>98027938if its not worth posting the whole cyoa then its not worth playing it
>>98031148I know where you're coming from, I understand you.But Spirit conscript is 61 pages long.
>>98031179Then it is not worth playing if it is not posted here.
>>9803122661 pages is past the limit of thread etiquette. I don't like Spirit Conscript but it can't really fall under that rule. that level of bloat does seem like it makes a statement in and of itself though
>>98028136>rank 5 needs one rank 3 and one rank 4Trash
>>98029929I understand this reference
>>98030100>Dispatch>Le reddit superhero gameHoly cringe, no wonder gil is a discordfag, bet he takes estrogen too
>Rubber Cape
>>98029731>EDGHe's still around, he just hangs his hat in the /trash thread these days.
>>98028788Cyoa is about growing, what you get is just what you start with, you're going to learn more later.
>>98031248>61 pagesderanged desu
>>98031772I've never seen any other author but BTG in trash, pleace is a complete deadzone of creativity
>>98031016The text really makes my eyes bleed.
>>98029929>>98029965>>98029995>>98029981>>98030073>>98030139>He doesnt even make cyoas anymore, hes just a build author nowI'm painting a warhammer army and have done so for the past 1+ year. You will get OC once I'm done painting. In the mean time have some Reddit OC, pic realted>Furthermore, I consider that Tok must be destroyedWhy are you obsessed with destroying me?
Is it just me, or have general manners declined drastically? I've been publically cussed out twice this weekend - one guy even did it in front of his shellshocked kid. And not like under-the-breath swearing - full on "let's go" streams of profanity.And then . . .Dudes, its not brave or daring to hurl a vulgar tirade in someone's face, and then immediately drive off before their shock at your actions wears off. I'm not a violent person, and if I'm in the wrong, I'll apologize. But if you're gonna call me out, have the balls to stand by your words.Sigh . . .there's a RPG with a throwaway line about the Department of Reincarnation substituting cockroach souls to cover for a shortage of human ones. And days like the last couple . . . It's almost as if people are bringing the worst trends of the internet into everyday life.Oh well. Anyone have a cyoa for when you want to punch someone in the face?
>>98031803>I've never seen any other author but BTG in trash, pleace is a complete deadzone of creativityReally? I've seen Tim, Velthrow, EDG, Apotheosis, and Cruxador in the /trash thread over the last couple of months.
>>98031856JRPGanon, too, if we go farther back. He released the first couple pages of Otrera Bestia there.
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>>98031844>picWich cyoa?
>>98031900>Wich cyoa?That one? Oh, that's the first attempt to write You're the Netherlord, Idiot. Half a dozen authors have thought it was a cool concept, and either tried to finish it, or do their own original take on it.All have failed, although one guy did get three pages written and posted before quitting.
>>98029731>irrelevant dead authors
>>98031945Those are your ancestors boy, you will respect them
Finally remembered or decided the practical bothsides of all 24 personality traits. Progress can start on writing them all down.
>>98032099please proofread your cyoa better than your posts
>>98031823>I'm painting a warhammer army and have done so for the past 1+ year.nice sounds cool>Why are you obsessed with destroying me?You hated on my first cyoa when I posted it in your thread and have now taken inspiration from Cato the elder ending every speech with "furthermore i consider that carthage must be destroyed"furthermore i consider that tok must be destroyed
Killing tok is actually a bad idea. He will release his spores into the atmosphere and infect the water supplies leading to the creation of more toklings.
>>98031772>he just hangs his hat in the /trash threadmight as well be dead furthermore i consider that tok must be destroyed
>>98032421Don't explain the cato the elder reference, it ruins the bit
>>98031772Is there's still hope for Crimson Conscription?
hehe gatto the elder hehe
>>98032435furthermore i consider that Tok must be destroyed
>>98030539There are no gay options actually and this has caused consternation for the loud and belligerant female portion of the fanbase
>>98031749she*oestrogen*
>>98031823>SuperpowerSuperhuman Accuracy of Golgo 13 (Manga)>GearBow of Light from Legend of Zelda (Videogame)>WaifuEponine from Les Miserables (Book)I was thinking more about what media I wanted to combine than what powers and gear I wanted.
You will post Danmachi Danmachi is the greatest cyoa ever madeYou will talk about and recommend Danmachi to other anons even in generals where it doesn’t belong
Must… resist…
>>98032655Your powers are useless on me you silly billy
greatest is subjective
It really isn’t
>>98032421>You hated on my first cyoa when I posted it in your threadIt's not my fault that your first CYOA is bad. That's 100% on you, me calling the sky blue is not a good reason to hate me.
Damn this thread dead
>>98033108There is nothing worth talking about.
>>98033108Most of the CYOA authors are dead and gone now. It's over. The fandom is finished.
>>98033108and tok killed it.That's why he must be destroyed.
There are so many good anime settings that haven’t yet been made into cyoas :(Reminds me of dogs at the pound that never get adopted ;(
*poot*
You are allowed to get isekai’d into a fictional world. But it’s the one that you hate the most. You’re still given maximum awesomeness of course, but it’s still a fictional world that you hate, nonetheless. You can always decline.
>>98033211>You’re still given maximum awesomeness of courseMeaning omnipotence? Then I remake the world I hate into a world I like.In this sense, all worlds you could enter with omnipotence are the same world.
>>98033253No. That’s cheating. Stop it.
>>98033171Time to get working on it then anon
>>98032654Elite ball knowledge. But I'm curious, what kind of interaction would those 3 medias have? I can't think of anything in common between them.
>>98033163Yes, join me brother and together we may finally banish this demon back to hell (/trash)
>>98033108It's just shitposting and arguments unless some big OC captivates the thread for a week or two.
>>98033211...No? Are they people so desperate for isekai that they'd agree to that retarded condition?
>>98033579forgot to add:furthermore i consider that tok must be destroyed
>>98033650>my satisfaction with reality comes before my desire to be a god >as a god I cannot make my own reality You are lame and gay and retarded to boot.
>>98033211>But it’s the one that you hate the mostHow do I know which one I hate the most if I don't pay attention to the settings I dislike?
>>98033211okay, but i don't know what setting i hate the most
>>98033211As a gentleman of highly refined tastes and reasonable judgement. Any fiction that I would deem as my most hated is bound to be some bottom of the barrel filth that I wouldn't wish on my most enemy to experience, let alone live in. So no, I must decline.
>>98033579We shall be called "The Anti-Tok League".Speaking of, he must be destroyed.
>>98031844Yeah there is. I think people are more stressed all around as of late, its especially bad in large urban areas. As well as the internet making people more emotional.Also>Darkness
>>98029731>The old Toktok is dead, he may still appear to be making noises but that's just from the gases escaping his decomposing corpse
>>98033728Just pick the one thats your favorite. When you love a fictional setting a lot, the aspects you don't like often become ones you hate. Thus the setting is simultaneously your most loved and hated.
>>98033892he's just like the thread frfr
>>98033211To live in a world of sin and wrongness gives a great blessing of freedomAlso, I can, through some means of my powers likely discover a method of escaping the world, (unless it is just the anglerfish, which would be a different issue)Furthermore, WE consider that tok must be destroyed
You can’t destroy Tok. He is immortal in the quantum sense. Constant super-positioning. He will always exist. There will always be a Tok.
>>98031794What? Where does it say this?
>>98033982>(unless it is just the anglerfish, which would be a different issue)She's prime waifu material.
>>98034267quantumcucks are the gayest types of immortals so it checks out.
>>98027938>city between life and deathSo are the people alive or dead? Or does it depend on what you are? Are there children? Or is the population sustained by vessel transfers and the like?
Someone post the excharte battle royal spreadsheet. I can't find it in my folders
If I got thrown into the world of Danmachi as a measly level 1 I would probably kill myself
>>98034335Cool. Me too. If I were any more lame in real life I’d probably kill myself here as well.
>>98034335>>98034364you'd be level 0 non-adventurer NPCs
>>98034319Here you go, but you must promise to post your build in the thread once it´s done.
>>98034335why wait? do it now!
>>98030273Fuse with Sae to become the little girl
>>98031804Eyelet.
Does anyone know the names of or have invites to the CYOA discord servers? I need someone to proof read OC and dont wanna post it yetFurthermore, I consider that tok must be destroyed
>>98034722>>98027916>Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoag
>>98034476I want to be the curvy matron though?
>>98034416I already made a build eons ago, and am doing a different thing, but just for you I'll interrupt that thing to make another
>>98034764The enchantress is right there. Brother Baraqu will fatten you up nicely inshallah.
I hate all builders equally.
Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d16)>>98034416I am a young citizen in the capital, and my family belongs firmly to faction [die #1].But in the end, faction [die #2] wins.
>>98034829>(Blue) moderate Reformer family>(Blue) moderate Reformers win>foreign supporter: Empire of Light and Dark>the king or queen is on our side also (I forget which Marsaget Sarmat was)Good and reasonable, nothing interesting happened.
>>98034766>>98034829A bit disappointed if this is the build, but i apploud the efficiency.
>>98034888No, I'm a roll enthusiast passing by.
>>98034888That isn't the build
>>98034897>>98034900Hah, i feel like Kevin right now.
Gilbert Q_Q
Just got done with my CYOA but two pages are above 8mb, one at 11,2 and one at 9.9. How do I best compress them without hurting image quality? Should I turn them into jpg`s or use one of those online compressor websites?Furthermore, I consider that tok must be destroyed
>>98035303Put the good quality PNGs in imgchest and post JPGs in the thread.
>>98035303jpg'spng's are very big, you probably shouldn't need to compress them a noticable amountIf you are on gimp the preview window makes it calculate filesize
>>98035303webm
>>98035303Hmm... Is it possible to bifurcate the larger images? If not, I'd recommend posting it in JPGs for the initial release, and then uploading PNGs to imgchest and reposting the link here, so that the image quality isn't diminished. JPGs are fine on the first posting, IIRC. Congratulations on finishing your hard work.Tokhaar Delenda Est
>>98035303I've used Caesium to compress pages (selecting rate just enough to get < 8Mb)
>>98034290>Quantum immortality doesn't actually work like thatt. quantumly immortal irl
BWEHHHHH I AM NOT THE STRONGEST
>>98035413Powerfags are funny.
>>98034290>"pagan god emperor">picture of a teutonic knightWhat gives?
>>98035303SHOW ME THE OC NOW
>>98035317Will do, ill prob post it when the next thread starts>>98035476Its a collage so im not sure if it counts as OC. I mixed sections of variouse urban fantasy cyoas and put them in a new setting. page two for reference.Furthermore, I consider that tok must be destroyed
>>98035476here you go.
>>98035504Ill upload it properly in the next thread. pls dont look at it too much rn
>>98035507
>>98035514It's just something silly based off something silly I hope you enjoy the aepoc though.
>>98035534Its really cool. How quickly were you able to make that, that you were able to instantly add anon?
>>98035571I started making it about an hour ago and realized I had a lot less inspiration than I thought I did. You can tell I kind of ran out of steam at the end and I just wanted to dump it and move on. I waited until someone demanded for OC and threw them in, as a kind of mind screw.
These threads are now dominated by 12 year old redditors. It's whats called the "Entropist Effect".
>>98035504>Will do, ill prob post it when the next thread startsMake the next thread yourself with the OC as OP.
>>98035507>Presidential Speech>Lyrans are Real>Angels are Real>Our Allies, the GraysNew friends!
>>98035628Good choices. What if the real alien disclosure were the friends we made along the way?
>>98035476gifs you can hear
>>98035507>>98035508Feed me daddy. I'm ready to receive your OC load, no homo :).
>>98035668>spoilerLiar.
>>98035507Obviously, I need to prepare the population for the eventual apotheosis and the re-emergence of the one-mind into the galaxy. (This has been the purpose of humanity since the beginning and is the reason humans have souls)Method:Government leak (-1gt,-1d)Disclosure:Lyrans>Fucking go for itAngels>But not in the way you would hopeSubspace rifts>Just late enough that they can't hurt themselves, but soon enough that they can reactThe greys>Find them.(You) are an alien>I'll never tell
>>98035619Idk how to do that
>>98035504Looks like AI slop to me
>>98035707Don't even try, last time I did I forgot to add the title/header and everyone laughed at me and started a thread without me
>>98035679When you're on the internet no one needs to know you're an alien.>Just late enough that they can't hurt themselves, but soon enough that they can reactThose are the Vibes I'm looking for, let's shape some consensus
>>98035507I had to look up a couple of these conspiracies, like the Lyrans. :)If you want to expand it, there's plenty more material. Reptilians, anal probes, Atlantis, secret underground bases, the frozen spider monsters of Antarctica, the ningen, the "missing" four centuries. . .(The Why Files video/podcast is a good source of aliens and conspiracy theories.)
>>98035711Tok spottedWhom I consider, must be destroyed.
>>98035725I might just do that. Honestly I had wrapped up with work and I needed to get home but I didn't want to leave without finishing it. Instead of sending it to myself through my own Discord I just posted it here so if I want to revisit it later I can just grab it from here.
>>98035725But also I was trying to stick to stuff that was actually disclosed recently, most of the photos in the disclosure section come from the department of War.
I want to make a pact with fairies
>>98035763for what?
>>98035713Skill issue
>>98035786Unlimited sex
>>98035795If I was a maliciously whimsical fae I would interpret this request as a desire to get gaped by hideous trolls for eternity.
>>98035801at this point I'm okay with anything
>>98035795>>98035801>>98035804Am I experiencing Deja Vu or have we not had this exact conversation two threads ago.Do you two just do this as a bit?>>98035789Yes I am dumb
>>98035507>Made me an alien in the cyoaCool shit author kun.
>>98035811>Am I experiencing Deja Vu or have we not had this exact conversation two threads ago.cyoag is always retreading old ground. Even our shitposts are hand-me-downs.
>>98035763In exchange for your firstborn child ill give you top one percent charisma, you HAVE to get a child or adopt one within 10 year or youll die.
>>98035804damg now I feel bad. If its any consolation trolls are very attentive lovers. They will also teach you magic and shower you with treasures.>>98035811Yes, it was a djinn the first time. Anon never learns.
>>98035812I gotchu, and while we are full you can crash on the moon if you want
>>98035804>I'm okay with anythingWhat's your preference?
>>98035816Don't be dramatic we're just teaching anon the dangers of asking open-ended requests from powerful supernatural entities.
>>98035831Nonsense. In 2016 I ask God to make the thread go on forever and look at us now. Still raring a decade later.
>>98035826I mean RAW I have to go with The Loved One to rescue this poor sod, but if I'm meant to read the CYOA as merely creating this person IF I choose that option, I will instead go with The One. It's the most useful. It doesn't say I'd actually be attracted to them, but I can simply turn them down and keep looking if I'm not.The lover seems superficially useful, but my sex drive is actually so high that merely being able to fuck from dusk 'til dawn is like trying to put out a fire with a watering can.
>>98035877>RAWwhy would you shackle your imagination like this
>>98035817If I get the charisma beforehand, sure
>>98035902The CYOA wasn't exactly sending my imagination into the stratosphere to begin with
>>98035939None of them did for me since Stardust.
>>98035944Stardust was so shit it broke this anon's poor brain
>>98035944Stardust was so good it broke this anon's poor brain
>>98035944>>98035956>>98035967Have you heard of the sequel Stardust Crusaders? It was so popular they made an anime about it.
>>98034309They're all alive
>>98029731If you could kill everyone ITT to bring them back, would you do it?
>>98036058But that means killing the guy that find CYOAs based on vague recollections. And the anon that wrote the love letter. And the anon who always double down on my jokes. And all our newer authors.No deal.
>>98036058DSA, Highlander, and Bliss are the only actually good authors in that list
>>98036079I like beriI liked the pokemon thing he did a bit ago
>>98036143>I have shit tasteWe know.
>>98036150I'm anonymous how could you have possibly known before that post?
mind control cyoa?
>>98036157https://imgchest.com/p/na7keaxq78d
>>98036154Because you're anon
>>98036157Option 1:Resist the mind control, continue to shitpost.Option 2: Find a MC CYOA and post it.Option 3: Find a MC Doujinshi and use it as inspo to make a CYOA
>>97896756 Sorry for taking my time.
>>98036058If anyone's doing it, let me just close the tab real quick alright
Cyoas with this feel ?
>>98036599any cyoa with women
>>98036599Haha imagine if the Judge was a woman haha wouldn’t that be an interesting take
>>98036599>>98036623So would she... rape and kill little boys instead of little girls?
>>98036666Most of the judge's victims were already boys, anon.
>>98036666The Judge already rapes both.
>>98036672>>98036677Well thats what i get for watching video essays on the book rather than reading it myself.
>>98034279in the cyoa you played wdym
>>98036599radiant
>>98036666Stop playing dumb Satan you sick fuck
Is there still a dearth of content at the moment? Was thinking of finishing the cyoa I started a while back.>t. haven't browsed in months
>>98036732Surinical released a multi-page waifu picker/murder mystery, and there was a really nifty insurance fraud cyoa. Not much aside from Tankista's big release but that was months ago so you've likely already seen it.Furthermore, I consider that Tok must be destroyed.
>>98036766Tok must not be destroyed.
>>98036682Elaborate.
any cyoa where you're in an abandonned megastructure?
>>98036904
>>98036906
>>98036873>>98036873>>98036873>>98036873>>98036873Steal yourselves
>>98029116Just post the pdf.
>>98037100Er.. a LINK to the pdf. Someone can export a better copy that way. For a minute I thought we were in the "good" timeline, where you could still post pdfs, but we're not.
>>98036679where exactly
>>98036732There were quite a few cyoas last month, one by beri and one by hyenanonA new author, voidsoul has been making alot of thingsLOTM released a while ago
>>98037794Anon, read the cyoa you're claiming to play.
>>98038349it's like 3000 pages, just say where
>>98038353skill issue