Previous: >>98251395Jank Edition>Most recent banlist updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Bracket informationhttps://files.catbox.moe/4tbvzw.png>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Card searchhttps://scryfall.com>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.com>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper formathttps://pdhhomebase.comhttps://www.pdhrec.com>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ: Do you have a deck centered around the worst mtg mechanics? Picrel
>>98258192Ah this guy is back. Great. >>98258182>tqI have a banding deck, does that count?
>>98258498Yeah he sure isAnyway how are you winning with banding lol
>>98258182>worst mechanicsI almost did a couple of times, but realised that it just sucks because you have to spend literally every game explaining what it does and how it interacts. You just instantly becomes "that wordy guy doing something annoying".
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively less than fourty (40)
>>98258182>TQwhy yes, how could you tell?
>>98258182>TQLiving Weapon tribal
>play bracket 4>2 players playing green based aggro>me and one other playing white based control>game is so powercrept that me and the other control player literally have to board wipe 4 turn cycles in a row just to not die>aggro players both scoop saying they are finished wasting their timeIts like i get it, i dont like board wipe spam either but i didnt have a choice. Bracket 4 was never ment to be a real thing anyway, literally just a containment bracket, with the only difference from cedh being slightly more suboptimal combos while having people have much less interaction to deal with them, idk who would actually want that.Btw in the 1v1 i ulted 5 planeswalkers to win
>>98258896>scooping instead of just playing it outalways childish unless someone is really going out of their way (fucking monoblue players) to draw the game out and make it boring for everyone.
>tfw being accused of not owning my supreme goodstuff pile in the last threadPost decks.
>>98258959Send chang my regards, excellent work
What is up with this thread? Why is it filled with images of random ass cards?
>>98259142Gonna get yourself banned asking that anon.
>>98258959I like my Oloro deck
So whenever I look at spellslinger decks it's all combo nonsense, where are the commanders who just want to cast BIG sorceries like dropping meteors on fools
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>>98259330RAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!! - Rosheen, Roaring Prophet
>>98259142Anon is upset because the thread creator isn't linking to the gay Nicol Bolas fan art, which Anon spent a lot of money on. He's spamming the thread with card images so that the image limit is reached as quickly as possible, allowing him to start a new thread featuring the gay Nicol Bolas fan art himself. He's a very sad figure.
>>98259330Not so fast granny, there are younger women in town
>>98259230>TLA screenshot cardsI will never find them not hideous. I don't blame you though, since TLA Cruel Tutor is like $10, versus the usual $40+.
>>98258801Is he actually fun? How do games usually play out?
>>98259489What's funny is how every version of her is totally broken. >hey bro do you want a giant stompy dude or an extra turn>the one you didn't pick just goes into your permanent second hand
>>98259524Hey it's basically the Izzet version of Cruelclaw
>>98259548Cruelclaw cascades into something, which is easier to abuse during deck construction; that one's just top deck manip.
Has anybody made a Ryu, World Warrior deck? I was going to include Ken as a precon-swappable-commander style inclusion, but beyond that I've got nothin.
>>98259524oh, you can grab the second card on a future turnthis is retarded
>>98259687You lose it if she gets removed though, it's fine. Dies to bolt, that means it's balanced, right?
>>98259142Schizo autist made a thread on page 2 and when he got called out he spammed the thread to make it look for active in the catalog then got a janitor to remove the real thread and all the posts calling him out.
>>98259142The answer is always "OP is a fag"
My coworkers spent like $800 on this game to play twice one night then they all went back to playing Clash Royale because they didn't like it.Imagine your game being worse than fucking Clash Royale.
>>98259728okay.
>>98259728I'm praying for UB: Clash Royale only because it would give a ton of perspective on how bad MtG is designed and how enormous the powercreep is. It would become very tangible when Golem is 3 mana, Pump is 2 mana, and Hog Rider is a 1-drop.
I'm trying to find a new commander but nothing seems fun. Maybe it's just my anhedonia.
>>98259704Why would it? Isn't the unselected card just still in exile?
>>9825978490% of commanders are generic boring shit.
>>98259728>unable to make the games fun for new playersskill issue!
>>98259788object permanence
>>98259810Yes I'll mind control my coworkers into thinking the game is fun. Glad we're on the same page.
I had the biggest bitcher yesterday. >Playing umbris>netdeck glarb, netdeck yshtola, something>cast tasha's hideous laughter>guy crashes the fuck out that he lost 20 lands>wont stop whining and crying>blames being mana screwed on me>crashes out (with 4 mana) that if he had mana, he could do something about the yshtola player>game is over turn 5He actually was yelling, crashing out that half his lands were gone despite having at least 70 cards? in his library. Then he swapped to a stronger 4 and locked everyone out of the game with koma clones.
>>98259125>Used toHe still posts Toski every thread like a fucking cum tribute to his rat.
>>98259784Well listen if they all seem boring and it's all the same to you I think it is high time you build a deck with one of the original Elder Dragons at the helm.
>>98259784Made up reddit word.
>>98259788doesnt matter. New card, new object. Remember whenever you see a card refer to its name, replace it with "this card""Whenever THIS CARD deals combat damage to a player.......from among cards exiled with THIS CARD without paying its mana cost"Compare it to something like Evelyn, or Dauthi voidwalker, whose abilites are looking for cards in exile with specific counters, and not cards specifically exiled by "this card"
>>98258959Bought some upgradeslop the other day. Also need to slot Leonin Relic-Warder back in. I hate making cuts.
Voltron decks have no place to exist in the current bracket system.
>>98259883Huh, makes sense. It's interesting how the goofy little variations like that make a difference.
>>98259910Say that to Lightning's face and see what happens. She can absolutely slap the shit out of people in Bracket 2/3.
>Voltron in brackets rerun>More shanty ad space than episoddYawn. Shit episode. Shit thread. Wake me up when we have a real one.
>>98259832>headless >has 5>still looking for morewhat a greedy fuck
>>98259922>too fast for bracket 2/3>not good enough for 4/5thats the issue
>>98259915probably older examples of it, but Mairsil was my first experience with it
So who's gonna sell their kidneys for Compleat Miku?
>>98259954Do what I do, play b4 and have friends that arent combo fags.
>>98259954Just do what >>98259993 said, or play Light Paws. I've seen her be a total menace even in B4.
>>98259831Toskiposting predates this recent faggotry by over a year
>>98259889Pic related would probably go hard in here
Newfags. Toskiposting started half a decade ago.
>>98258182I have Ixidor for monoblue morph, Sisay for 5 color dungeons and gates, and hallar for kicker of that counts.
>>98258959How do you guys stand sorting and laying out your deck for a picture. I've done it once and it took like 20 minutes. Why bother?
>>98259979Phyrexia would have won if they did this from the start
>>98260079I don't find it hard to do. Also have some Eldrazi.
>>98259728Sounds like there's a lot of issues with that setup that are not inherant to the game.>spending hundreds of dollars instead of just borrowing a deck or buying a precon>the idea that they need to pay that much>since they paid that much they were probably trying to be bracket 4 from the hopIf they played bracket 2 with penny decks they'd probably have fun-- though I readily admit thqt mtg definitely has design issues, particularly around lands.
>>98259784I have 33 decks and am brewing more. Do you have a color combination in-mind?
>>98260118Lands aren't an issue as long as you don't have a shit land base. Precons suck nuts with their "enter tapped" stuff, but that can be fixed with proxies.
>>98259728>not starting with preconsFor what reason?
>>98260079You need to lose weight
Think when he makes the next thread, someone's going to repost all of these cards into it for fun?
Cool, another unusable thread because janny's butt buddy couldn't post gay Bolas
>>98260140Brutal.
>>98259784This girl is pretty fun
>>98260212Yeah okay shanty. Weird how it only ever happens when you're here and the janitor only deletes posts calling you out.
5 IPs in thread btwDead Internet theory.
>>98260262who?
>>98260270With shanty spamming the thread over actual schizo shit, why would anyone want to post here?
>Almost a month of spam with no ban in sight>Discussion all but destroyed>Activity massively down even in threads without the spam>All fighting over an OP intended for newfags to skim that none of the regulars readThese threads sucked long before this but I think it's officially just dead, Jim.
>>98260270If the OP doesn't have the gay bolas shit, the thread gets spammed, and the jannies let it happen and ban you for discussing it. What do you expect
Post decks, I'll start, image limit reached too many lines, lol1 The Ur-Dragon1 Abrup Decay1 Agravated Assault1 Ancient Gold Dragon1 Ancient Silver Dragon1 Ancient Tomb1 Arcane Signet1 Arid Mesa1 Badlands1 Bayou1 Bloodstained Mire1 Bloom Tender1 Cavern of Souls1 Cavern-Hoard Dragon1 Chrome Mox1 City of Brass1 Cyclonic Rift1 Defense of the Heart1 Demonic Tutor1 Dracogenesis1 Dragon Tempest1 Dragonlord Dromoka1 Dress Down1 Dualcaster Mage1 Eladamri's Call1 Enlightened Tutor1 Exotic Orchard1 Faeburrow Elder1 Flooded Strand1 Ganax, Astral Hunter1 Gemstone Caverns1 Goldspan Dragon1 Grim Monolith1 Haven of the Spirit Dragon1 Hellkite Charger1 Hellkite Courser1 Ignoble Hierarch1 Imperial Seal1 Invasion of Ikoria1 Jeska's Will1 Klauth, Unrivaled Ancient1 Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff1 Lotus Petal1 Maelstrom of the Spirit Dragon1 Magda, Brazen Outlaw1 Mana Confluence1 Mana Vault1 Marsh Flats1 Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm1 Misty Rainforest1 Molten Duplication1 Monster Manual1 Mox Diamond1 Mox Jasper1 Mox Opal1 Mystic Remora1 Niv-Mizzet, Parun1 Niv-Mizzet, Visionary1 Noble Hierarch1 Old Gnawbone1 Orb of Dragonkind1 Pact of Negation1 Plateau1 Polluted Delta1 Redirect Lightning1 Rhystic Study1 Rivaz of the Claw1 Savage Ventmaw1 Savannah1 Scalding Tarn1 Scion of the Ur-Dragon1 Scourge of Valkas1 Scrubland1 Seething Song1 Selvala, Heart of the Wilds1 Show and Tell1 Silence1 Smothering Tithe1 Sneak Attack1 Sol Ring1 Starting Town1 Stomping Ground1 Swords to Plowshares1 Sylvan Library1 Taiga1 Tarnished Citadel1 Terror of the Peaks1 The One Ring1 Toxic Deluge1 Treasonous Ogre1 Tropical Island1 Tundra1 Twinflame Tyrant1 Underground Sea1 Urzas Incubator1 Vampiric Tutor1 Veil of Summer1 Volcanic Island1 Windswept Heath1 Wooded Foothills
>>98260362 Nice deck Here's mine 1 Edgar Markov Ad Nausea ncient Tomb Angel's Grace1 Arcane Signet1 Arid MesaBadlands Beseech the Mirror1 Blood Artist1 Blood Crypt1 Bloodline Recollector1 Bloodstained Mire1 Bloodthirsty Conqueror1 Bolas's Citadel1 Cabal Ritual1 Captivating Vampire1 Cavern of Souls1 Charismatic Conqueror1 Chrome Mox1 City of Brass1 City of Traitors1 Command Tower1 Cruel Celebrant1 Culling the Weak1 Dark Ritual1 Demonic Tutor1 Diabolic Intent1 Drana and Linvala1 Drannith Magistrate1 Enlightened Tutor1 Entomb1 Esper Sentinel1 Exquisite Blood1 Falkenrath Pit Fighter1 Fellwar Stone1 Flooded Strand1 Forerunner of the Legion1 Gamble1 Gemstone Caverns1 Godless Shrine1 Gravecrawler1 Grinding Station1 Imperial Seal1 Indulgent Aristocrat1 Insolent Neonate1 Lion's Eye Diamond1 Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff1 Lotus Petal1 Malakir Rebirth1 Mana Confluence1 Mana Vault1 Marauding Blight-Priest1 Marsh Flats1 Master of Dark Rites1 Mox Diamond1 Mox Opal1 Necropotence1 Oathsworn Vampire1 Opposition Agent1 Orcish Bowmasters1 Phyrexian Altar1 Phyrexian Tower1 Plateau1 Polluted Delta1 Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer1 Ranger-Captain of Eos1 Reanimate1 Redirect Lightning1 Sacred Foundry1 Scalding Tarn1 Scrubland1 Sensei's Divining Top1 Sevinne's Reclamation1 Silence1 Skullclamp1 Smothering Tithe1 Sol Ring1 Susurian Voidborn1 Swords to Plowshares1 Talisman of Hierarchy1 Talisman of Indulgence1 The Meathook Massacre1 The One Ring1 Three Tree City1 Underworld Breach1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth1 Urza's Saga1 Vampiric Tutor1 Vengeful Bloodwitch1 Verdant Catacombs1 Viscera Seer1 Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose1 Voice of Victory1 Voldaren Epicure1 Voldaren Estate1 Warren Soultrader1 Wheel of Fortune1 Windswept Heath1 Wishclaw Talisman1 Wooded Foothills
>>98260327Your claim is much less convincing when you are the only person in the thread saying this yet multiple IPs will disagree until the janitor deletes their posts.
>>98260416>Shanty was the real OP vandal the whole timeWhat a surprise
I wonder if this board has jannies (and how much they get paid)
>>98260375>>98118944That looks like a really expensive deck
>>98258212>>98123970Cute frog This skull is how bones work, jaw isn't magically attached to the skull >>98260069>>98131203And this is how you're not supposed to draw a skull. Maybe ai generated and just painted over.
How does Emptiness interact with Eirdu's convoke effect? If I tap two black creatures to pay for the evoke using convoke I don't get the -3/-3 effect do I? It only cares that I actually paid mana into it, yeah?Just spotted this in my new deck and want to make sure I don't fuck it up on my first game.
>>98260125>>98130951I don't believe you, can you post a pic of those 33 in the next thread?
>>98260485Correct, if no mana was used to cast for emptiness, you get nothing off the triggers. Hybrid mana isn't a mode you choose.
>>98259520Personally, I have a lot of fun playing him. I wanted a "3 cards game" type of deck where during my attack step the defending player would be careful about which card to block knowing that they could flip the wrong one... but 90% of the times they just don't even bother blocking and I end up drawing 3 cards per turn instead, which leads to me drawing a sac outlet and flipping them anyway
>>98260628Molecule man because it's a fucking miracle the sperg got got
>Janny shows up after hours of spam>0 spam posts deleted>But went out of his way to delete all posts linking to archive that prove shanty is the one shitting up the thread and vandalizing the OP on purpose if someone else doesn't make it>Every other off-topic post still upAmazing moderation.
>Hi Anon, here's to Code. Log into the companion app please, it helps to store out.Well Anon? Do you do it like a good little boy?
>>98260829I ddos the store's website, fill every seat in the whole store with 2 plastic dummies so nobody can sit anywhere, then pull down my pants and unload explosive diarrhea everywhere, to keep things in the spirit of /edhg/.
>>98259762Ub? How? It's tinier than anything I can think of. Barely any cards in this horrific p2w game. Unless they include all the different levels >I play my level 1 Knight>I instantly kill it with my level 16 knight >Wow, how is it different than mine?>It's not, I just gave wotc a hundred bucks and therefore it has to be stronger than your card.
>>98261102Goblins
>>98261123Underground Sea.png
Can you believe it guys? Marvel set, only a day away! Yahoo!
More /edhg/s please. Can we get a 4th one?
Are you guys having a meltdown again? Why do I pick the worst times to get mildly interested in edh again?
>>98261991The best time to get interested in edh is 50 years ago. The second best time to get interested in edh is never again.
>>98261991Welcome to /edhg/. Because an autist didn't like one link being in the OP he's making it everyone else's proboem.
>>98262057Or the faggot could stop throwing a tantrum when gay bolas isnt included
>>98262371Yeah I'm sure he's the one that made 4 threads.
>>98259828It's bracket 4, everything's off the table. If you complain about literally anything you're a pissbaby.
>>98260140I also need to lose eyes if we're going by that distorted mess.
>>98261197Okay, the thing is somebody else's would just have an underground sea level 2 that gives him 2 mana of each color. You clearly have never played cash royale. Good for you. Keep it that way.
>>98263074Underground Sea is literally P2W akin to CR leveling. It's the same progression factor except MtG doesn't even LARP that there's a free route.>Shitty tapped duals>Shitty duals that have an awful untap condition>Same as above, but now they have a basic land type>Shocks>True duals
>>98262057Kill yourself bolas spammer
>>98263871Where do "both land types, an etb, no untap condition" go, like the surveil lands?
>>98263903Probably area 3
>>98263871>Still doesn't get it You've never played CR. I get it. Stop talking about how 1 expensive card is the same. It's not. You retard
>>98264182>No you don't understand. CR lets you pay money to get strictly better versions of the same card. Magic never does anything remotely similar except all the times that they do!
Would you rather play one very long edh game or several that end rather quickly?
>>98268011Long. Quick games are slop
>>98259687No you can't, retard.
>>98260270Nobody has been able to see that for years you lying faggot.
>>98268011there are good long games and bad short games. what generally matters is how much interesting stuff is going on. a guy turboing a FTK without any interaction from opponents is garbage, him doing it twice in a row is garbage. a game where a lot happens but there are many swings in different directions and lots of different board states before ending is good. but a bad long game is pretty fucking awful.
>>98268011Just depends. If everyone is pushing to win and we're finding ways to stop each other? Epic. If some faggot is just wiping the board and no one is really progressing the game towards the end? Kill yourself. Same with short games, if someone in my group combos off turn 3 then that doesn't happen often and it's pretty neat. If it's every game? Kill yourself.
>>98259979When does this get revealed you think? I'll try to get it from the site but won't be too upset if the scalper bots get it before me.
>>98272097AFAIK, these are ordered/printed at least a year in advance. So within the next year.
>>98263871Are you new to the game? I find that the people who have been playing a while but never actually bothered to get good are the ones who overrate shocks like you are doing now.Ignoring the fact that shocks without fetches are worse than most of the recent dual cycles including those without land types. Even if you assume that you always have fetches (making fetchlands the good lands not the shocks), Shocks are still worse than filters in a 2 color deck and probably worse than surveil/cycling lands with land types. Battlebond lands are also better.
I have a big collection and can make a fuck you, I win bracket 4 deck or bracket 5 deck. But it's boring.but when my group is now: My last 3 games have been I play LITERALLY, ACTUALLY, four fucking cards that aren't lands, while the game is over and infinites are flying around with 20+ minute turn 2s I have to almost suppress myself from calling another player a stupid cunt for wasting my time, the game is solved, I can run a python script to play your fucking decks with how braindead and edhrec slop this faggotry is. It just irritates the piss out of me having to lower myself to these decks that are completely sterile that share half of all cardsalso, this guy needs to be banned or timed out for spamming images for no reason >>98258192
>>98272303We need more /edhg/s please. There's only three threads up right now. We should have five. One for each color.
>>98272384>3 /edhgs/ on front pageCan we get four?
>>98268011it obviously depends but I lean towards more quick games, specially when people bring more than one deck
>>98272441It'll be four soon enough because the gay bolas furry anon must absolutely have his fetish pasted on the OP
>>98272303Start playing a pile of stax pieces or teach them the enlightened ways of bracket 2 edh.
sir a 4th edhg thread has landed
>>98276409but can we have a fifth?
>>98276417nope because gay bolas anon already got his OP made and so will behave until that thread runs its course
>he's still pretending he's not the problem when we had a straight week of perfectly fine bolas op threads
>>98272303Jannies don't ban themselves lmao
>funny how the bolas op threads are always fine but god forbid someone doesn't like it and makes a different OP or else it will be spammed to oblivioni'm laughing because it's clearly a sign of mental illness and also at (You) for white knighting such behavior
The thread doesn't revolve around you and what you like. 99% of /edh/ does not care what's in the op and doesn't start multiday troll campaigns over a single link in the op. We had a dozen threads with no drama before you came back and started to have an autistic meltie.
nobody believes you're sane, gay bolas anonyou're the only one that bothers wasting his life spamming nonbolas threads because you're that invested and you can never understand that the world doesn't revolve around your fetishesbut hey you got your OP now, so enjoy the peace there lmao
I'm glad the threads went to shit because I'm actually spending less time on this board nowand now I just relapsed fuck
>>98258192Let's just all mass report this one post so his IP can get auto banned already. That's how the system is designed to work when jannies feel like doing jack shit you know. Inb4 someone brings up muh no actual talking about reporting rule when HALF THE FUCKING THREAD IS THIS FAGGOT'S SPAM.
>>98260320I like how I called it too when the ritual posting started that every thread would just be identical
>>98276608Yep, I've basically stopped posting in any of the threads because of the spam schizo.
decks with an interesting/unique gameplan/play pattern?so tired of midrange
>>98281397prison
>pruned or deletedlmao
>introduce my brother and his girlfriend to magic a few months ago when I was visiting and they enjoy it>they start going to a close LGS to play some commander>visit again last weekend, we play some games, all good until one of them casts Chandra's Ignition and say that it would kill my Daretti >apparently all this time people they were playing with have been feeding them that "opponent also means it affects planeswalkers"What kind of retards are they playing with? How do you even mental gymnastic your way into planeswalker=opponent. I'm pissed.
>>98284877You'd be surprised with the amount of people playing this game that actually just make shite up
>>98284877>>98284877Oldheads that remember the player-to-planeswalker redirection on resolution rule for direct damage spells that are aimed at players. That got changed almost ten years ago though.
How do I beat Vivi?
>>98284877>get invited to halloween party to play magic, watch horror movies and fuck around>be new guy>the resident ‘ace’ magic player has been winning because ‘do this only once each turn’ means once an ability resolves, then it won’t trigger it again.>point to scryfall, google, rulings, etc>his combo blows up in his face, he packs up his stuff and refuses to talk to me>clique forms across the room>wtf? >lol>still bang the fat assed latina that I was gunning for and never look back
>>98285089Rule of Law and Solemity
>>98285145What if I'm not a stax player?
How do I stop landfall players?
Why is mono green so boring?
>Jeremy’s asshole0ArtifactT, shove 3 cards you own in this game into your rectum: exile this artifact. Anyone can activate this as a sorcery.Triggered abilities have “and you lose 3 life, if state based actions would cause a draw, you lose first.”
>>98276608You just mass-reported a general thread made today so that we all now have to migrate to one made days ago.Stop making your autistic obsession with him our problem.>Image limit reachedGee howdy gee I love not being able to post an image in an imageboard just because you're a special gay little retard.
>>98285147Thief of Blood and Aether Snap
>>98258192Oh, what a silly card! I hate playing against this because Robert just returns my hydras back to hand.
>>98258196Hmmm, I don't think this one has aged very well, as Reclaimation Sage was pretty much always an option even when this was available, and even for mono white you could run disenchantment since the destruct is tied to a kicker cast!
>>98258200This would be brutal if it had flash!
>>98285201You desperately wish i reported it, but sadly for you i made no such thing, stop spamming and having a melty just because an OP doesnt have gay bolas in it you fag
>>98258202>>98258207Oh my, why do these two appear so often in these threads? It's so weird. Tripcodes are convenient for this kind of thing, and they don't take two images.
>>98258212Oh my oh my, what a cute, charming little fella! So versatile too. I might slot it in my hydras just as a mana dork (that's a colloquial term for creatures that can tap for mana).
>>98258218I tossed this on an Isochron Scepter. It was hilarious! You never know what's a wizard.
>>98258221Emrakul in this art looks like it has long spindly spider legs.One of my buddies told me that apparently it's also a woman now. What a hoochie mama!
>>98258226This reminds me of New Phyrexia's "Shrine of" cards.
>>98258231A bird flying away from an explosion is so cool that they didn't even need to give it a Boast ability.What's exploding, though?
>>98258234Isn't it weird that they haven't done a red green and white toughness matters legendary creature?
>>98258236I just realized this untaps itself!
>>98258238Interesting! I had to check gatherer for its types because it looked like it should also be a zombie, and it turns out that this guy is also a phyrexian!
We hit image limit and I would like to post images on this imageboard >>98285291>>98285291>>98285291
>>98258241I'm pretty sure one of my buddies says that flavor text every time I'm about to attack with my hydras. HA!
>>98258244She looks like a woman I know.Also why is she harpooning a robot? Why is she hunting robots?
>>98285294Jannies just need to delete some of the spam, and this thread can go back to being usable.
>>98285368A jannie is the one doing the spam and troll posts. This has been proven repeatedly.
>>98284877Probably misremembering the "target creature or player" errata
>>98285489Has anyone hopped on the irc to ask why some retarded autismo was given the metaphoric keys?
>>98285645I doubt they'd care and I'm too employed and intelligent to waste my time helping them clean their own house of retards.
>>98284877One time we invited enough people to play two games so a few people we didn't really know. One guy, a real fat fuck, tried saying he was a judge and would help people with rulings. That same guy, fat as fatass, said the same night that "commander" was a type and thus it could be removed with shit like darksteel mutation. This game is filled with retards.
>>98285489Though they like to delete the receipts people keep posting of mod abuse, thinking that prevents people from seeing it.I want to know what the jannies get out of this parasitic relationship. Obviously the furry redditor gets to pretend he made up a meme, but what's in it for the staff? Is it just the agenda of pushing zoophile culture on a site that historically rejected it until /mlp/?
>>98286273>GB poster is the problem!You're not fooling anyone gaslightfag.
>>98286298You're not fooling anyone gay bolas anon, archive has everything and it really do be as mundane as >>98286273 says
