2 Mana Planeswalker Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-june-29-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>98369535>TQFavorite PW that costs less than 4 mana?
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>tqjust because I'm a tradfag
Gisa, The Glorious Resurrector
>TQI shove this dude into any deck that has the colors to cast him, I love him so much.
I'm glad Flow State exists now because players running Stock Up solely because of Bowmasters throttling every other way to regain card advantage was retarded.
>>98375877>solely because of Bowmasters>solelynah dude, 3 mana dig 5 deep for two cards is really good, stock up sees play even in formats where bowmasters isn't legal
>>98375126>doesn't know about the mtg artist who draw actual hidden penises on card artAnon, this is not even a big deal, less than 1 inch dick.
>>98375747And I'm not sorry.
>>98375916no joke this could've been in foundations, it's not scary at all without fetchlands
>>98375883It's a 3 mana sorcery there is no planet people ran this card by choice in Legacy.
>>98375992>Hmm yes now standard is full of rakdos landfall with 4x Fabled Passage I wonder how that happened
>>98376037*gruulI don't know why I said rakdos
>Voice actor for a character that has a card in one of the recent UB sets is part of my family >Parents went to the other side of the country for a wedding and were visiting him while they were there, ask him to sign one of his cards for me>They dropped it off with him because he didn't have stuff to sign with when he met with them and mailed it back to me>Arrived today>He signed the top loader I put the card in for safekeeping instead of the card itself
>>98376056That's hilarious. Looks like you have to get into commander now, Anon. They'll let you keep it in the toploader.
>>98376040Gruul brain moment
It unironically makes my blood boil that people still defend mark rosewater in current year + 11.My most loathed talking point is "he doesn't get compensation for it" as if he's not a fucking salaried employee.
Cards that NEED to be banned in August:-Boomerang Basics or Stormchaser's Talent, preferably the latter since it's rotating in a few months anyways.-Tablet of Discovery-Badgermole Cub
SEXOO SEXOOOOO SEXOOOOOOO WITH WITCH SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
>TQ
>>98376032It's not a 3 mana sorcery, it's a 3 mana card draw. The more access to cheap mana sources and free to cast cards (evoke elementals, force of will) the more demands there are for card draws, since they just turn directly into tempo and output. 3cmc for a removal sorcery is bad but it's nothing for a card draw in legacy.
Universes Beyond is amazing and I enjoy it whenever any oldhead crashes out over it. I hope they continue to make the most degenerate slop UB. Kpop Demonhunters, Star Wars, Nintendo, or even something truly abhorrent like VShojo. I hope we get it at all. I want to see the angry comments and outraged videos from these shitty mtg content creators. I want to read thread after thread of you fucks complaining.
I really hope Man-Thing gets a playable card. The commander bait secret lair doesn't count. Manny needs to burn those who know fear and guard all realities.
>>98376311as long as the cards are good i'll play them. if they're shit, i won't. i want to win at magic cards, not cry about steven universe art or whatever.>>98376292tapping out for stock up is perfectly fine if you have hand info, daze, or force to back it up, you can also use gamestate and meta knowledge to determine if you lose or not by tapping out to cast a spell.
>>98376311It's impossible to give a shit about redditor UB tears when the game has looked like this >>98376457 for the last 10 years.
>>98376237You can't ban your way out of this, that's why they won't even try.
>>98376262FUCK
Here's a red worn powerstone that comes in untapped and usually cantrips. What where they thinking?
The only reason(s) to get the Star Trek set
>>98375798At some point they took this and decided it was a bunch of belts.
>>98376056kek
>>98376684Isn't this the 4th time in 2 years they are reprinting shocks? They are worthless.
>>98376534of course the UB sets also look like that, so...
>>98375747TQ
>>98376767Good
kino...
>Ajani turns Boros>Chandra turns Izzet>Garruk turns Golgari>Liliana turns Orzhov>Jace fucks off
>>98376887>>Garruk turns GolgariAGAIN?
>>98375752Why would the bank directors even have a rule so you get their job if you kill them?
>>98376972There must always be a captain/lich king/banker
Are you all ready to bow down to the best set in Magic history? Star Trek is coming as last set this year and will be a success comparatively equivalent to FF
>>98376684>Hallowed Fountain>it's a generic fucking Alpine landscape>Overgrown Tomb>upside down dildo with no vegetation in sightIt's a cycle with some of the most generic names possible, whatever happened to the art matching the name?
>>98377000nah there's a barely visible fountain in the foreground in front of the mountains, see?
>gandalf is chinese again
>>98377000It's using the archaic version of fountain.
>>98377089>Art director>It's the "here's what you would look like if you were black and chinese" twitter dude
>>98377092
>>98377096>SYKE kek
>>98377000Actually depressing how hard art has fallen off
>>98376999>that artWhat is he doing?
>>98377117he steadfast captainin
>>98376092You can just play your entire deck in toploaders. There are zero rules preventing you from doing that it was always allowed.
>>98376767All lands should be considered financially worthless in an ideal world desu. They're just pieces so you can play the actual game.
>>98376972She didn't want the job though. She passed it on to Teysa.
Hobbit spoilers start when?Can't wait to pass this loose stool of a set.
>>98377195NOW TURN ON CNN
>>98377218THEY HIT THE TWO TOWERS OH MY GOD
>seaworld, maybe fantasy>retarded tech set>niggatek setDo people just not like fantasy settings?
>>98377238EDH folk crave variety.
>>98377238sorry chuds due to the overwhelming success of Kaldheim we can only have afro fantasy from now on
>>98377238No. The nu-magic crowd finds fantasy cringe. They want cowboys, mobsters with tommy guns, space ships, robots, and super heroes. Traditional fantasy is repulsive to their mind.
But Bloomburrow was rather traditional fantasy. With animals.
>>98376582You don't understand anon, UR spellcasting was too weak, they needed a buff
>>98376582They really should have made this etbt
>>98377265That was 2 years ago, anon.
>>98376237Daily reminder that t4 omniscience is in standard and not good enough.
>>98377251>distinct>colors pairs doing the same for the last 15 years
>>98377301Yeah, the only way to get out of this would be to nuke the format, which they won't do.
I only care about dumb fish set and give no shit of the rest
>>98376767yes but now all shocklands are in the same standard year, before this we had half of them in EOE and the other half in ECL, that meant that post rotation 2028 standard would only have half of them until the next rotation
>>98376767>They are worthless.AS THEY SHOULD BEREPRINT EVERY LAND TO THE GROUNDTOTALINVESTORDEATHGROUND
>>98377309Well we can't have any nasty pie breaks ruining the sanctity of color identity in Commander. You know, despite the fact that every commander is given 3 or more colors even when it makes no logical sense specifically because Commander players don't want their deck to have weaknesses that color identity would entail.
>>98377117Getting bitcheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45VAelC_QsI
>>98375706>how often do you get raped by screaming nemesis?Games against mono-red are literally just a braindead coin flip.>Do they draw more Screaming Nemesis than you draw removal + 1 piece of burn to point at the Nemesis?You lose.>No?You win.This game is such fucking shit now lmao. That said, it's far less pressure with 4x Metropolis Reformer and a few Crystal Barricades in the Sideboard. Depends on how much you want to hedge against red.
>>98377394Sorry I meant to post this in the retard thread.
Man, they really made Gandalf Chinese.
>>98377437Actually Korean.
>>98377441nah korean has strict law on drugs and gandalf was seen smoking fents with the halflings
I like the meta right now
>>98376457wonder what grimdark afro-fantasy would look like.Feels like with everyone trying to ape Black Panther look means every piece of afro-fantasy visual media basically looks like Pauldrons core stuff does for European-based fantasypic being stills from an upcoming film that seems to suffer the same problem
>>98377524Nah i missed it on purpose
currently I'm only looking forward to sexy fish bitches, nothing else looks interesting in the slightest
>>98377595Merfolk tribalists eating so good
>>98377595Just slop yourself some.
>>98376311Why do you feel the need to post that anon?
>>98377218A SECOND INTERRACIAL ARAGORN AND ARWEN HAS HIT THE STACK!
>>98376457They're not even fucking trying. It's an insult. African textiles are some of the most intricate and unique examples of weaving in the world, and they just smear paint over plain cloth as if it's anything other than an insult.It's as i the artists looked at African fashion, saw that it features color and just thought "Uhhh durrrr put colors on it that's what Africa looks like rite?!" without even a moment of reflection or thought. Build your own set of symbols to pay homage to how far back the history and meaning of African textiles go.I hate this colonialist shit so much. Idiots pretending they're saviors by depicting foreign cultures disrespectfully. If you're going to rip off my culture, at least put the damn effort in to get it right. African textiles are beautiful because of the history and the eons of effort that went into figuring them out, they're not just high-saturation color smears over plain cloth. WotC are the worst kind of talentless hacks: The kind that things they're saviors.
I like the Zahlfir set
>>98377595If you can't appreciate the absolute cool vibes between Kaijus and Robots at Titanbreach i can't only conclude you have a terminal case of shitaste.But I agree with you without knowing the UB sets that I dont care about there is not much else to hope for at next year
>>98377705They made Arwen less atractive in this version
you niggers will now tell me this is peak SOVL
how can someone like this?
>>98377745People will go nuts over this but it isn't that good.
>>98377251>small sets with extensions of the same mechanics didn't sell well >this is because of the mechanics and not 2/3 of block sets being separate releases of sub 150 cards
>>98377705Ah but now Arwen is fat, awesome
Elf Raft Helmsman - {2}{U}Creature - Elf Pilot (Uncommon)Landfall - Whenever a land you control enters, choose one:Tap target creature an opponent controls.Untap target creature you control.3/2
>>98377713I feel you but we're a couple decades too late to expect hard work and passion from these people, the good ones left long ago.
>>98377763Didn't the elves just dump the barrels in the river, and they just floated downstream?
>>98377738I dunno ask me again once we've gotten some card spoilers
>>98377705oh, she's... Jewish? Armenian maybe?
>>98377738I like the 3 4 and 5. Maybe tone down the colors.
Can this game get any more embarrassing?
>>98377823wait for zhalfir release
>>98377775>I feel you but we're a couple decades too late to expect hard work and passion from these people, the good ones left long ago.Fair.I just hate seeing the bad ones get their grubby hands on the things I love, and ruining everything while declaring they are heroes.
At least vary your shitposting because Zhalfir releases next year. I can't handle your current material for that long.
Terrible
>>98377834Zhalfir just doesn't provide much content outside of the obvious for shitposting
>>98377845
>>98377816Yeah i wish the set didnt have coloreds either bro i hear you.
>>98377851
>>98377845>>98377863we are so fucking back brothers
>>98377834You can handle plane of negros so i bet you can handle some shitposting.
>>98377863we did it we broke duskmantle guildmage
>>98377874Yeah there's a lot of potential, but they will butcher it like they did nu-Tarkir.
>>98377705i only see two north americansin any case deleting vigo is latino erasure
I want Ersatz Gnomes
>>98377901I don't think WotC got the rights to the actor likenesses from the films like GW did
>>98377823>cool art>virtua signal because???
Mono White Deck thinning.
for a second I thought we'd got little fact or fiction and was hyped.
These been already spoiled.
>>98377845>>98377863hell yeah
>>98377884>>98377863>3UUBB win comboHas this seen play?
I can't wait for Zhafir GU card draw.
Did you guys see the new Avengers: Doomsday trailer? Think of all the cool UB sets they could make from it!
>>98377996>Did you guys see the new Avengers: Doomsday trailer? Think of all the cool UB sets they could make from it!I consume product!
>>98378004Why?
>>98377996I've heard there's going to be a huge twist where it turns out Dr. Doom is the bad guy! That moment is going to be so epic to see on a Magic card.
>>98378032>I've heard there's going to be a huge twist where it turns out Dr. Doom is the bad guy! That moment is going to be so epic to see on a Magic card.The modern world stared into the abyss, and the abyss averted its gaze in horror.
>>98378028>Why?And how!
>>98378040Hey bro, just because you don’t like Marvel doesn’t mean you have to yuck other people’s yum. Magic is for everyone!
>>98377422>imagNo new ajani planeswalker?
>>98378071Huh. Seems mid, but I'll test it.
not that I disagree, but some of you guys never get tired of circlejerking do you
>>98378079>not that I disagree, but some of you guys never get tired of circlejerking do youImagine having no jerk endurance LMAO.
>>98378071Quick test done. It's shit. If it started at 3 loyalty or was 1cmc I would consider it, as it is there's no reason to. Red has too much pressure to play a 2cmc card that does nothing to stabilize.
>>98377422What's the win condition here? I'm not sure I'm entirely following the aim of the deck.
>>98378079how could i ever get tired of jerking all of my wonderful big dicked trapbros in these threads?
>>98378115>What's the win condition here?Attacking with creatures.
>>98377837Why? Seems pretty sweet IMO
>>98378114>Red has too much pressure to play a 2cmc card that does nothing to stabilize.Man this game is so fucking dead.
>White-blue: Humans with recruit>Black-red: Goblins with amass>Black-green: Wolves with ferocious>Red-white: Dwarves with storied>Green-blue: Elves with landfall
>>98378133>Why?>This ability triggers only once each turn
>>98377837weirder worse fragments of birthing pod printed on multiple cards is in fact just cummander redundancy design
>>98378146wonder what Green-White will be
>>98378160It's a small set, there aren't going to be 10 draft archetypes
>>98378160presumably it's a 5 archetype set like the other small sets that have released recently.
>>98378160None it's a small set.
>>98378115nta but it's pretty clearly a midrange deck, you play the best creature you can every turn and you keep up removal for the best cards your opponent has, eventually you have more stuff than your opponent and then you win
why did they start making these lame standalone small sets?
>>98378186because you touch yourself at night
>>98378186They were moved from modern to standard.Next year no small sets.
>>98378148>puts creature directly onto the battlefield yeah it's OTP because it's potentially a janky birthing pod effect not spinner of souls
>>98378079>anon roared calmly, in the circlejerkiest thread on /tg/
>>98378186because they stopped making ubs that were just preconsand now they're gonna stop doing that but also make 50 welcome decks a year
>>98378186Because the release schedule got saturated.
>>98378186I like the small sets
>>98378277Why?
>>98377957its easier with bloodchief ascension. Regardless, this idea unfortunately only belongs here>>98376066 #
Word of warning for anyone who sells cards who might fall for the Manapool meme: they don’t rebate seller fees if you have to refund an order. I cancelled an order a few minutes after it got placed due to an inventory issue, and they tried to charge me for it.
>>98377738>guys we're gonna do afrofantasy for real it's gonna be so good and smart and carefully considered>surprise, it's urban inspired BALENCIAGA niggasThey really do hate everyone, even their chosen golems.
>>98378277Because I suck cocks
Fucking Marvel should be a small set and Hobbit full sized. Debate me.
>>98376198>"Why do people think it's productive to yell at Mark?"They don't but like...he's the guy who puts himself out there to be yelled at. Where else are people supposed to voice their opinions about the game? Maybe WotC should hire a full-time PR person instead of making their head designer do it as a side gig.
Reminder that if you like UB, you're siding with Hitler himself.
>Time Spiral Remastered printing or Temur Ascendancy in the dollar bin at the LGSYoink!
>>98378538I don't play black to be siding with dead.
>>98378538Hitler seems more WB than UB to me personally
>>98377705Black-Aragon marrying Jew-Arwen. IDK I m kinda ok with that.>>98377738I would 100% be ok with this shit design if it was a brand new plane.>>98377837This is good but too much mana to see play in constructed as of 2022+.>>98377845Bad but combo piece.>>98377940Bad but kinda good. It takes too long to be on a relevant chapter.>>98377957Saw play in earlier modern (until like kaladesh it was viable tier 2.5 deck).
>>98378308>>98378375Idk i just do. Why dont you like them?
>>98378665Because they're commanderslop by design.
>>98378637>if it was a brand new planetbf it basically is
I've been reminded how shitty of an ability Outlast was, and my day has been ruined
>>98378682I like commander and i just like magic
>>98378693Brand new plane but it is formed from a part of a plane that we have been seeing for 20 years straight and had 5 sets based on it, and will have returning characters because in story it was 10 years since we last saw the region-plane.We lost New Phyrexia-Mirrodin for this.
>>98378711It was ok in Khans limited.(It is ironic that Khans of Tarkir would be considered a low power set nowadays)
Unfortunately, the new Ajani is also a pile of shit against Midrange too because WotC keeps printing endless unconditional answers to infinite everything.Bad vs control, bad vs midrange, bad vs aggro. Unplayable trash. Would have been fine into the current meta at 1cmc maybe.
>>98378794It was a low-quality set on its releaseFuck tarkir
>wakanda commander precon>zhalfir>new aragorn + jewessFellow niggers, we can't stop winning!
>>98376767They know their piggies well, you can make them buy anything by just adding shocklands in them
>>98378889Every black person I know is playing the one piece card game, a game with nearly 0 blacks, and wouldn't touch magic with a 20ft pole. This is performative for the liberal northern §øý ßœý
I wish I could invite the anti-Arena sperg that's at my LGS to this thread, just to have him expound his theories to this crowdSome of his takes on MtG as a whole are genuinely fucking amazing
>>98378911>I wish I could invite the anti-Arena sperg that's at my LGS to this thread... does he not have access to the internet? He is some kind of cyber criminal or something?
>>98378924I'm not gonna walk up to a relative stranger to tell him "Yeah bro there's this website called 4chan I waste half my life on, you should totally visit it and then go to this one thread. Oh and everyone will relentlessly shit on all your opinions and call you a niggerfaggot, but please engage with them because it's funny for me"You don't reveal your power level in public, anon
>>98378937Invite him to my discord server then I need more schizos to make it appear active.
>>98378937>"Yeah bro there's this website called 4chan I waste half my life on, you should totally visit it and then go to this one thread. Oh and everyone will relentlessly shit on all your opinions and call you a niggerfaggot, but please engage with them because it's funny for me"GIGACHAD NEEDEDI NEED A GIGACHAD FOR THIS QUOTE
>>98378937>"Yeah bro there's this website called 4chan I waste half my life on, you should totally visit it and then go to this one thread. Oh and everyone will relentlessly shit on all your opinions and call you a niggerfaggot, but please engage with them because it's funny for me"ONE OF US>ONE OF USONE OF US>ONE OF USONE OF US>ONE OF USONE OF US>ONE OF US
>>98378949>GIGACHAD NEEDED>I NEED A GIGACHAD FOR THIS QUOTE
>>98378911>I wish I could invite the anti-Arena sperg that's at my LGS to this threadhe is probably schizoposting in the arena thread as we speak about the shuffler and the matchmaking.
deckbuilding is so addictive.
>>98379001>Builds deck.Oh boy!>Plays game.Oh no.
>>98378990that'll do, thanks>>98379001yup, these days I deckbuild way more than I actually play
>>98378991Oh no, that's the funny thingMy favorite theory of his, and boy does he have a lot of them, is: UB (which he absolutely and ferally hates) came around because WotC made Arena, but dishonest people would rather play with free digital cards than paid paper ones, so poor WotC had to resort to advertising other franchises via UB to recoup the money they wasted developing Arena.And I know it sounds absolutely bullshit, but I've been hearing him talk about this to anyone who'd listen for at least 3 years now, so I am confident he's absolutely genuine. The LGS owner told us to avoid mentioning anything related to digital games, no matter the genre, while he's lurking around the shop lest he start one of his tirades; he can't exactly tell him to shut up either because the guy easily spends more money in a month than my group of friends does in a semester (admittedly the last time I bought a pack was Eldraine)
>>98378328Good. You should lose money for inconvieniencing customers and abusing fake listings. This is your incentive to have some integrity.
>>98379055I like the flash support on it
>>98379075True, it does have flying after all.
>>98379055Why is this card likeFlashGiant box of textFlying
>>98379090Wondered the same, I thought the keyword abilitys are usually listed together at the top of the card before a text dump
>>98379090FLASHFLYING
>>98379176No.FLASH.......................FLYING
>>98379055What I detest about majority of UB is that basically everything is a legendary, but then in dire cases like the marvel and lotr sets, there's multiple versions of the same character legendary at uncommon, rate, and mythic.
>>98379090My guess is that since there is a cost-reducer for it, they had to specify it before any other keywords. That, or to make it look like it does more than what it actually does
>>98379241thats retarded and goes against the formatting for cards, tho
>>98379090to make people forget about the flash, then when it happens in game you're like>what the fuck??? who the fuck designed this shit???
>>98379055>Eagles of the North>white>Lord of the Eagles>blue???
Noob here.How exactly do the commanders in this deck work? They don't say partner, so do you just choose which of them is going to be your commander each time you start the game and shuffle the rest in? Doesn't that break the commander rule that the cards in your deck are limited to the colors that your commander has?
>>98379249It does, yes; but what other reason could it be?
>>98379277hello newfriend, please ask your question here >>98376066
>>98379277In pre-cons, there's the face card (the one that is shown when you open up the deck) and the back-up, where it's the same color/color identity of the face card. You can switch between the face and the back-up and the deck is still "legal"
>>98379277All 4 of them have abilities that make their color identity (a commander specific thing) WURG
>>98379277Them not giving the Fantastic Four all Fourtner is a disgrace.
>>98379073>You should lose money for inconvieniencing customers and abusing fake listings. This is your incentive to have some integrity.I would get this mindset if I sat on my fat ass for 3 days knowing I couldn’t fulfill an order, but it was literally 5 minutes. I work a full time job and scanner apps continue to get shittier and shittier for some reason so inventory issues just naturally happen. Also, it’s not like the customer benefits from any of this. This is just platforms lining their pockets.
>>98379313The customer benefits because it punishes bad actors. Im not actually saying you were a bad actor, but rather a slightly careless one that was punished by a system needed to discourage intentional bad actors from causing harm.
>>98379293all four are completely different colors though>>98379294the mana abilities in a commander card count towards that too?does that mean, just for clarification, that I couldn't use this in a black and blue deck? https://scryfall.com/card/woe/288/devouring-sugarmaw-have-for-dinner
>>98379325I do think TCGplayer by contrast is much more forgiving. You can just not send anything out and go “lol my b” and hit refund 2 weeks later with no consequence.
>>98379359Meant to say much TOO forgiving. Buyers get fucked very frequently.
>>98379355>the mana abilities in a commander card count towards that too?YesIf you're interested in discussing commander go to the edh thread, this one is for non-commander magic
>>98376237Cards that NEED to be banned in August:-All cards printed from War of the Spark and beyond (all formats)
>>98379370I did. They already told me to go away.
>>98379055Shit. I would rather have Sephara, Sky's Blade reprinted.
>>98377762>>98377720>black man with obese white womanwhat did wotc mean by this
>>98377000I would rather spend the extra 2-3 dollars per card to get a shock from GRN/RNA over the EOE/ECL/star trek ones just so I have a shock that looks like a shock
>>98376262HAIRYAIRYWITCHITCHPUSSYUSSY
>>98378355It's closer to Gucci than Balenciaga.
>>98379055flash...flying?
This could be abused somehow I'm sure of it.
>>98376999
>>98379257Because blue is the best color so it lords over white
>>98379757Boring...but potentially useful.
>>98379826I know this is just a meme but really makes me think about the hideous state of this game as a whole and how low we can still sink...Sad.
>>98380213>White removal>It's fucking total asslike pottery
You can say poetry, we're all adults here.
>>98380217Valorous Stance that cares about power rather than toughness is neat I think.
>>98380275not the biggest bear
>>98380275>When that anon said he can't wait for them to have to make a post about them forgetting about the 8/8 phrexian bearlmfao hahahhahahahaha
>>98380188Its the meme of the year so thats something i guess. I dunno man i dont play seriously and its fine i already saw the game get obliterated twice by mirrodin and llorwyn so fuck it we playing ninja turtles and final fantasy star trek furry niggers now why not. The game is free for me though so your mileage may vary lmao.
For someone who tends to wear clothes dyed in a darker palette, Liliana does wear the rainbow colors quite well.
>>98380333How I wish her card was a 2/1. Might have been barely playable.
>>98380333Thats tranny colors and that was lloyd the planeswalker before xir transitioned with the power of white healing magic.
>>98380275Fun
i wonder if the oc donut steal girlpower elf from the movies will get a card
>>98380275My mom read me the book when I was six, so my memory isn't the clearest, but I don't remember that guy being able to turn other people into bears.
>>98380275>"The biggest bear we've ever printed."So... there's another bear?
>>98380435There's always another bear.
>>98380435a perfect example of the stakes in MoM ping-ponging back and forth between apocalyptic and a big fat joke>wow the phyrexians are even scarier than Ikoria's apex monsters!!1 whoa how will we ever prevail?? >just kidding actually Zilortha negative diffs them
dude fifteen squirrels lmao
>>98380456I see the point but Ikoria was a special case. Elesh Norn immediately recognized that Luka was a dipshit who stood no chance of clearing the assignment.
sending cards to my soulmate
>>98380505>t. Buffalo Bill
>>98377678Because I want this player base to suffer. I hope and pray that Hasbro runs this shit into the ground so I can laugh. People quitting in droves, lamenting over how things used to be, and crying the biggest bitch tears especially if they're standard/modern players. Those cucks get upset about everything.
>>98380521lmfao im mad cause it's true.. i have a normal mouth when not puckering i guess
>>98377823I was going to buy it but then the shipping and taxes were $27. Ridiculous for something I won't get for months.>But anon what about the charityI can 100% guarantee that charity is full of shit.
>>98380217I mean, it's removal and protection for 2 mana, so it doesn't seem too bad
>>98380324It is both funny and sad that a random anon 100% called out exactly what was going to happen.
>>98377823>no tarkir transwomxn uhm problematic much?
>>98380426He didn't but he did sire a bunch of children after the events of the book who prolly inherited his shapechanging ability
>>98379090flashnigger dicks needs this 8/8 for UUflying
>>98379757If they hadn't pussied out and made Ramza an avatar scene box card instead of putting him in the FF set this would be kind of funny
>>98380536Who are you sending them to? You should do a the things i guess.
>>98377705I can't believe """Capitalism""" would do this!
>>98380900
>>98377705I wonder what's the real agenda behind this. I mean, it can't be just "this will make money"
>>98379483Girls who wear shorts like that all wax, sorry bro.
>>98381000Here in Guatemala is quite the opposite
>>98381026How’s the Magic scene in Guatemala in comparison to the one in Nebraska?
>>98381119Hard to tell since Nebraska isn't real
Can this saga shuffle itself back into the library when it's third chapter ability triggers?
>>98381223>Once the number of lore counters on a Saga is greater than or equal to the greatest number among its chapter abilities, the Saga’s controller sacrifices it as soon as its chapter ability has left the stack,no
>>98381225Exceedingly retarded that this one rule ignores SBAs for no reason.
>>98381225*smacks lips* mmmm sorry, chuddyboy, google is telling me I can
>>98381231It doesn't ignore, it IS a SBA. ffs go back to your hole.
>>98381241
>>98381245>It doesn't ignore, it IS a SBAIt's a SBA that waits for after an ability to to resolve instead of just happening when SBAs are checked, which should be between the ability going on the stack and it beginning to the resolve. (The sac requirement should simply be counters > chapters)
>>98381248The robots are getting better
>>98380709On the Coat of Arms.
>>98376262any good proxy dealer so i can get it (and cum on her)
>>98380275Does having the Shapeshifter type count as having all types?How often do they print Shapeshifters without the Shapeshifter ability anyway
>>98380435You think they know the game well enough to remember they printed a 8/8 Bear before?
>>98381443>https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=type%3Ashapeshifter+%28game%3Apaper%29+prefer%3AbestA good amount of times, apparently
>>98381443No, you're thinking of changeling
>>98380979Design decisions you get out of the only people willing to work for soulless corps that pay them with cards
>>98379055Biggest Bear ever.
when maro said biggest bear ever he meant gay hairy men btw
>>98380324He wouldn't forget the others.
>>98381300It's not marked as WIP by any producer probably because the original card which has better art is $0.5 and it's unplayable in every format other than kitchen table.
>>98381623>two titans of tarkir>stat is strictly less than 1 titan (6/6)
>>98381570Shit. Bad art. Not a goblin (Fuck forced tribal for standard). Goblins in the LotR set should be only the foot soldiers and things related to the goblin king. The Dwarfs were fighting Orcs over the mountain and Azog and his son were clearly orcs.What a shit set, honestly.
>>98381899Orc is just the elvish word for goblin they're the same species.
The Giants of each Plane1st place: Ravnicha2nd: Dominaria3rd: Zendikar4th: Is Theros and Ixalan5th: Ikoria
>>98382083If we remove LegendsIkoria and New Phyrexia move to 4th and Strixhaven 5th. Theros and Ixalan would share 6th place with Innastrad & Lorwyn.
UR better just be removed from standard with the next bannings. I don't want to see any elementals or otters or lessons.
Where are my land vehicles?
Multiverse of madnesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-p9dfK-Hk4
>>98380505Judge judge!! marked cards!
>>98381223Kaldheim only has three seasons? Does it skip summer or what?
>>98382204Awful, no good, bad, garbage film.
I've switched to playing excruciator as the bo1 grind deck, and it has an insane winrate because it has an unconventional wincon. Completely exposes that the vast majority of ladder players don't actually understand the game and can't read. I've had people kill the excruciator, play card draw, or try and fetch into an exiled library. Old account with a high mmr as well so a real head scratcher.
>>98381899Goblins and orcs are the same thing in LotR. If they understood that and just chose to take the opportunity to use the Goblin tribe because it's better supported and more flavourful, I support that. If they didn't bother to read the book properly or do any real research, and just assumed The Hobbit featured goblins instead of orcs, they're retards and can get fucked.
they should make an elf creature that has the continuous effect "All goblins are orcs, actually"
>>98382216>mfw
>>98382398Why were the Argentine team such whiners in this World Cup?
>>98382418They've always been like this, people just overlooked it because of Messi
>>98382423But why are they like this?
>>98382418Because they were told they would win easily.
>>98382418this is small time, they used to spike Brazil drinks with tranquilizer in the 90s
I know what you're thinking: What if she wore a cowboy hat? Me too, buddy.
The draft innovation for Fractured Reality was made possible by having a mirrored pair joined by a partner less mirrored pair card.
>>98382547As usual, draft sucks and people who like draft suck
>just realized we're probably getting a card for The Rock in TrekFeels weird for some reason.
>>98375747>Favorite PW that costs less than 4 mana?tibaltyou have no idea how many people have scooped to that card without even knowing they got five-for-oned
>>98382750which tibalt are we talking about here?
>>98382795rakish instigator
>>98382706need one or two more to make rock tribal in standard with the boulder
>>98382828
>>98382834
>>98382831Thanks, I hate it.
>>98382831mtg players deserve this
>>98382834Looks like Eldraine.
>>98382828>>98382834>>98382836Is that... AFROFANTASY?
>>98382828>>98382834>>98382836to me this confirms they are purposely sabotaging uw sets to try and push ub
Negroes want to look tough and gangster not fruity and gay what the fuck is wotc doing?
>>98381672FUCK
>>98382834>>98382836>>98382828why is wizards to OBSSESED with blacks??
>>98382834what's wrong with this one
>>98382974liberals are obsessed with blacks and wotc only hire purple haired pp
Great Gilded Boat - 2UArtifact - Vehicle (Rare)Whenever you attack, recruit. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.)Crew 2 (Tap any number of untapped creatures you control with total power 2 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)4/4
>>98383091>NEW MECHANIC ALLERT!!!!>Look inside>It's Connive 2They really are just braindead, uncreative hacks at this point are they?
>>98383109connive but better, I think, you don't need board presence to benefit from it and I think a blocker / sac piece is usually stronger than a counterit is slower, though
uw lore drophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Cpm3tUJNI
>>98382836Hey I recognize this haircut, it's one of the two they ever give to black males in californian fiction!
>>98383122>connive but better, I think, you don't need board presence to benefit from it and I think a blocker / sac piece is usually stronger than a counter>it is slower, though100% better. If they reprinted Connivebird with this shit the old version would be the 5-8th copies, not the new one.
>>98383128>this video contains detailed discussions of transphobia, as well as other potentially triggering topics
>>98383037Looks like a boat from SEA for whatever reason
>>98382836Those sandals look too modern
>>98383037Looks pretty good, once you start getting triggers it will be able to fuel itself.
>>98383091sweet more occulus reanimator slop
>>98383252at least oculus is rotating soon
>>98383282Are we sure?
>>98382836what went so wrong?
>>98383348I mean, they could always extend standard again but right now, these are rotating when nauctis comes out
They should extend Pioneer back by the OG Innistrad block.
I like where magic is heading
I think wotc should make magic themed trading cards that arent game pieces wouldnt that be cool?
Why isn't it called Goblinrist?
>>98383506orc cleaver?
>>98383464they're called art cards
>>98381909>>98382381Yes, in LotR Goblin and Orc are the "same" species but in MTG they aren't. Even in the Hobbit&LotR books there is a difference in height/volume of the goblins in the goblin cave and the orcs besieging the surface. As one is toe to toe with the dwarfs and the other is toe to toe to humans.Azog might have been close to a dwarf in height because he fought with dwarfs but he was strong as he is mentioned by name and remembered as a might foul. His son and the orcs in Moria were also on the strong side.If they hadn't done orcs in the LotR set then it would be ok if all were goblins, but they did. So yeah, it should have been a Orc. And fuck forced tribal synergies in standard.
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>>98382834So we are getting arabs in african fantasy?Damn, it is almost as they want the hate from the rage bait. Peak retardation.
>>98383523Thats not what i mean those are still game pieces. I mean something like an art card maybe serialized but its not a game piece it doesnt have a mana value, no abilities, no card types, no p/t. Like the star trek signed cards but not playable. And they should show up in random packs instead of the rare.
>>98383545original Mirage set had arabs in it as well so it's just WotC somehow being consistent
>>98383506What a shit card. Not in power level only, they just made whatever ability they wanted for their pet commander deck, so tiresome.
>>98383545According to Wotc less than 20 Mirrans survived.
Where the fuck is Loot? We miss you Loot god dammit i hope he is ok. Loot…
>>98383559The rage bait was about they saying it would be only black people, when in og the region was multicultural despite 80% being black people.This was the first image without a human that isn't subsaharian african
>>98383556How are art cards game pieces?
>>98383556Which art cards have mana costs, abilities, types, or power and toughness?
>>98383559IIRC the not-arabs were from one of the not-Zhalfir parts of Jamuraa.
>>98383642grim
>>98383578>>98383585Huh i guess ive somehow never seen these before. I thought you meant something else.
>>98383642Jund dragons?
>>98383642>whenever you play a land do a thing! Do the thing enough you get any free dragon from your deck!!!!Getting real tired of this shit.
>>98383642>rare with mountaincycling>still couldn't make it cost 1
>>98383756they took them out of regular boosters with eoe but they replace tokens typically
>>98383798Neat lets make em foil and signed by an artistic rendition of the shown characters signature and serialize them.
>marvel did better sales than final fantasyLegitimately how? You can still find it everywhere
>>98383809shipped vs sold to player
>>98383809Wotc is not concerned whether retailers sell their product.
>>98383767Good luck dropping 6 mountains. Even with the land destruction we have it would be hard to achieve it in standard.
>>98383841Green/Red might be the easiest way
>>98382834Literally the only one that actually manages to capture some of the OG Mirage / Visions feel so far.
I didn't listen to the stream the other day. Did they say anything about new or returning mechanics in the UW sets due next year?
>>98383793You won't see 1 cost cycling again until enough time passes that they forget it is OP as fuck (see: Ikoria).
This set is so low power damn
>>98383809Anon, THEY PRINTED MORE OF IT AND STORES BOUGHT THE HIGHER PRINT RUN. We 100% know how this works, every time. This is not a mystery. These are not sales to players, WotC only tracks and cares about sales to stores. They don't care about store shelves lined with unsold product (they don't re-buy unsold stock and never have).
>>98383642goes great in mah JUND DRAGONS DECK!!
>>98383876Why are stores owners such pussies?
>>98383876>>98383809the better question is how did retailers get duped into buying more Marvel than FF?
>>98383896There was more of it to buy and people did not make the connection that spider slop failed because it was marvel
>>98383872Good. Fuck off.
>>98383896kek I didn't know this was a real card
>>98383872Orcish bowman combo piece>>98383888"combo" with black liliana
>>98383888Unironically wish I still had my Scion of the Ur-Dragon deck
>>98383642>tutors a dragon in your path
>>98383876Yep, it's why WotC still counts Spiderman as a success despite it rotting on shelves for about a year now
>>98383642>search your hand
>>98384013
>>98383809wallmart and other supers getting pump and dumped
>>98384020I'm guessing it's there because someone somewhere ruled that searching your library and playing it meant you couldn't play a card from your hand
>>98383642>No mention of "Mountainfall"baka
>>98384020ANONWE DON'T WANT PLAYERS TO NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY DRAGONS FOR FREE AFTER THEY GET 6 MOUNTAINS OUTWHAT IF THEY DRAW THEIR DRAGON CARDS?!THAT WOULD BE A FEEL BAD!!!!!!!
>>98383642this is like a bad rare from 2012, what the fuckno mountaincycling doesn't "save" it
If I flash in this when an opponent cracks a fetchland, I get to pick a land from his deck and then I get to play it in a separate turn as my own land drop, right? The "put it into play" part of the fetchland's text simply never happens, for either player, right?And while I'm at it, how does it interact with searching hands as per >>98383642>>98383872I like that at least it synergizes with Lorwyn gobbos blighting themselvesNot that it matters, obviously, not a single archetype from that set's tribes ever saw play outside of Limited
>>98384023yes but this one is a bird
>>98384073You should ask this question in /edhg/.
>>98384114? it's for Historic D&TDid you mean to reply to someone else?
>>98384124That faggot doesnt even play hes just being a faggot for attention. You get to search their library and exile a land or fail to find. You can never play a land on your opponents turn no matter what but you can play it on any future turn as long as its still exiled.
>>98384139Gotcha, thanks
>>98384073>If I flash in this when an opponent cracks a fetchland, I get to pick a land from his deck and then I get to play it in a separate turn as my own land drop, right? The "put it into play" part of the fetchland's text simply never happens, for either player, right?yes because oppo agent has a replacement effect, it's the same reasoning why cards don't go into the graveyard while leyline of the void is in play
Oh no, they made one of the Master of Lake-town's councillors a conventionally attractive woman with an eye-catching hairdo!
>>98384139>hes just being a faggot for attention.me irlt. picrel
>>98384182He did Lotr women before. He is a Jeet, they know white women.
>>98384227Those women look more asian than white
>>98383896Distributors force stores to buy certain amounts of certain products (like stinkers like Marvel) to ensure they aren't 'passed over' when it comes time to buy something valuable (Pokemon TCG sets).
>>98384183Here have a you please get help and fuck off
>>98383809forced stores to buy or get left out of distro in the next release
>>98384182actually she has an ugly mouth but is strategically covering it up
>>98384348>>98384290can they really "force" game stores to buy record-breaking amounts of product?why wouldn't they just do that for every single release? why only Marvel?
>>98384399They do do it for every release its been a major issue. The other half of that is they sell all the leftover products to amazon who then undercuts all the lgs to really fuck them over for max profits. If you dont buy the thing they take away your wpn account and you can no longer host sanctioned events or order from wotc directly.
don't worry about the stores they'll make all the money back on upselling hobbit collector boxes
>>98384399>can they really "force" game stores to buy record-breaking amounts of product?Both LGSes and large retailers like Walmart and Target sign sales contracts with distributors, the actual direct customers of Wizards of the Coast. These distributors get to choose how product is allocated to each store, and it is allocated at their discretion. If you have a store and your store's account manager at the distributor says>Hey, we need you to buy 12 cases of MTG Marvel Superheroes to keep your priority status, otherwise we *might* not be able to fulfill your order of that Pokemon set that is guaranteed to sell for double what you pay us ;)then there is legally nothing stopping them from just not allocating product to you in the future.Now, WotC could establish rules in their contract with the distributors that each store must be allotted X cases. But why would they? They already got paid.
-_-
>>98384503Fat Wisdom status?
>>98384175Real question is, what would happen if I also had this in play? My gut tells me that I'd only get to pick from the top 4 cards since Oppo Agent says that I control my opponent, so my opponent is the one doing the actual searching
>>98384580Her waist is narrower than hips and shoulders. Have your eyes checked.
>>98384605>Her waist is narrower than hips and shoulders.Unwise :(
>>98384715>Fail miserably non stop>Get promotedI LOVE CORPORATIONS!!!
>>98384182No. It can't be.It's impossible... the prophecies... this can't be...There's now way. That... it can't be! IS that... IS THATDRAW CARDDO THING?!?!?!?
>>98384182>blue vigilanceHe's coming.
>>98384798>He's coming.I'm already here.
>>98375747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzkNIScAvsk
>>98383809sell-in is not sell-throughjotc only cares about sell-in, players can see sell-through is non-existent for the NYC block slop
>>98383809Where did anyone say this?
>>98385093>>98382831
>>98382831we need a moana set then an avatar set
