Retro edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ruhttps://40k.gallery/>paint stuff:https://eavy-archive.com/https://armycrafter.com/https://paintpad.app/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th/11th Edition Ruleshttps://gofile.io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega.nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>Alternative rules:https://onepagerules.com/https://www.starbreach.com/homehttps://nolimitswargames.wordpress.com/>How to Make Wargames Terrain (2e 2003)https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Inferno! Magazine complete collection (1997-2004)https://archive.org/download/Inferno30/Inferno30_archive.torrent>Warhammer Monthly complete collection (1989-2004)https://archive.org/download/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary/WarhammerMonthly0502001BlackLibrary62pminutemenAbaddonblackLibrary_archive.torrent>Games Workshop/Citadel Miniatures painting guides (1989-2016)https://archive.org/download/games-workshop-painting-guides/games-workshop-painting-guides_archive.torrent>Current Collage ThemeHeavy>/40kg/'s dudeshttps://pastebin.com/8MwSq81B>Previous thread:>>98395806>Thread question:I dunno, maybe post your scratchbuilt terrain?
that's not a question
>>98399013>TQSure. Here's a game played on an orky desert board I made.Here's another TQ for those without their own tables:>GW asks you to create a new klan for Orks. What're their colors? What's their gimmick?
I have a bunch of ancient pictures of terrain I built, but gave away, before i painted them fully.
>>98399032you could lift the top off of this bunker and fit models inside.
>>98399033
>>98398989I'm thinking about putting a wraithknight with ghostglaive in my unga bunga eldritch raiders list. I figure that + avatar + yriel brick + maybe lykhis will give me enough threats
>tqit's not mine but there's an anon here who has terrain that's just straight up a 4-pack of beer painted to look like storage tanks and i've been meaning to steal it when i make my own board
>>98399032the geneseed tank sprung a leak
>>98399042Oh hey my store did that, too. It's criminally underused now that any non-ruins terrain is frowned upon, though.
>>98399069>It's criminally underused now that any non-ruins terrain is frowned upon, though.I really hate GW sometimes. Feels like they're on a mission to strip everything fun from their own product.
>>98399032SOUL
>>98399032vgh, sovl
>>98399075They took a step in the right direction by making it so you could use "any" terrain, but it's pretty clear that that want you to use ruins as the terrain in the footprints.I personally enjoy some variety like the impassable terrain pieces and terrain that would decrease your movement. Made the boards more interesting.
I made a reference picture for anyone who's printing or assembling the new 11th edition terrain, so you guys know what the ruins look like from the sides.
>>98399013Here's a bunch of presents barricades, forests, craters and plateaus I made for my Christmas village table.
>gw retcons something>duuuude everything is canon. drop the new bad old good mindset.>gw brings back some obscure dumbass lore>it was always in the game, they mentioned it on white dwarf #812387. fake fan much? go back to youtube
>>98399104>it's another "anon makes up shit to get angry about" episode
>>98398830>>98398836Linking to my Spess marine because I am an attention whore.
>>98399104are you one of those guys that thought exodites were wood elves
>>98399107Yeah, so what?
>>98399104This is essentially every Femstodes retard defending Primaris.
>>98399093Yeah, that's what I mean. Standardized terrain and terrain layouts is a great way of making every game of 40k feel stale and identical. GW should be encouraging players to mix it up and play with weird boards and layouts. The standard layouts basically mean your maneuvering is pre-solved before the game even starts, there's an optimized route just like a MOBA, and the only differences will be in how the dice land. So frustrating.
>>98399116femstodes could work if GW wasn't a british company
>>98399114What anons who mad at exodites don't understand is their depiction doesn't matter, their statblock does. With exodite statblocks you can now kitbash em however you like. Sure it'd be nice if they fit your mental image but if you want wood elf exodites you can use sylvaneth or the multitude of third party bits to achieve that.
>>98399116space your shitposts out
>>98399126Did you just say kitbashing your own miniatures?! You are now banned from GW tournaments! Forever!
>>98399116Primaris are fine. The models are fine and even the fluff is fine, it's the same boiler plate fluff GW has always made. People just over blow a lot.
kytan? sovldespoiler? sovlless
>>98399141masterful trollpost, 9/10, I almost fell for it
>>98399122They work fine now too.>but they are ugly thoughYeah? So are the sisters of battle models as well, most of them look like 40 year old men in drag.Nevermind some of the art that makes them look like balding trannies with barrel torsos.
>>98399150meant for @98399141
>>98399142
>>98399104Still waiting for a chaos faction/subfaction that isnt spess marines or demons.>you now remember that one chaos eldar who appeared once in white dwarf and got memory holed
>>98399150>RLMposting this user does not have an internal monologue and cannot form opinions of his own
>>98399151>They work fine nowno>sisters of battle modelsare ugly and for people with aids
>>98399162>sob models>uglygenuine skill issue
>genuine skill issue...from games workshop.
>>98399150>but le they changed a thign!They've been changing designs for fucking forever. They entirely sidelined beakies and the original dumbass bolters that had no barrel, with mk7 and godwyn pattern bolters, people didn't care.They entirely retconned necrons lore and background in 5th edition, again nobody fucking cared.Even more recently in Horus Heresy they've been changing designs and people either don't care or they straight up praise it it's the same designing bullshit. Like has happened with mk3 and mk2 and even mk4 and Cataphractii armor.And in practise nobody gives a shit.
>>98399069That Kill Team article yesterday was funny/sad.GW will literally tell you to start hobbying again rather than make anything other than Sector Imperialis slop.
>>98399170not my mini but >>98391967get good
>>98399177>GW hates when people hobby they want them restricted to boxart only!!!>GW REEEE GIVE ME THIS TERRAIN DONT TELL ME TO HOBBY WAHHHHH
>>98399180>see if you're also an above average skill painter you can make a shitty modeling job look goodYou're putting make up on a pig, it's still a swine.
>>98399180No I don't think I will be purchasing any Games Workshop™ products
>>98399157>there's literally only 1 box of traitor guard and it's effectively just an upgrade sprue for Cadians>can't even play an entire army of them under chaos rules, you have to play regular guard and pretendThis is an easy opportunity to get guard whales to spend even more money, and GW ignores it.I'm honestly surprised they didn't try to cash in on more of the 40k PC games, I know a lot of Darktide fags who'd love to have a whole Moebian VI traitor army if it had models because they're afraid of kitbashing for some reason.
>>98399191You wouldnt know a good model
>>98399193Because guardfags don't buy models and GW knows it
steel legion refresh soo-pFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAH
oi, you know what i get upset about? is cunts like this >>98398299. this shit right here infuriates me, no response no nothing, fucking nomodels bullshit. i wanna know how many individuals in these threads pull this shit. im happy to post my models, this cunt right HERE clearly isnt because, he DOESNT HAVE ANY FUCK YOU
>>98399197If Guardfags didn't buy models, you'd think GW would cut down on the unit library to save themselves production costs on underselling units.Personally, I'm waiting to see if the Steel Legion sculpts look like shit before getting any new guard beyond vehicles though.The concept art was not promising on this front, the helmets looked "wrong," the A badge is ugly (yes I get why they want to avoid the lightning bolt, but going from that to an 82nd Airborne "A" without changing anything else feels wrong in the setting) and the smocks were weird.
>>98399214I mean, didn't GW literally announce it?
>>98399214havent guardbros suffered enough?
>>98399214sorry people didnt engage with your femstodes and SoB shitposting like you wanted :(
>>98399013>TQdisplay shelf I built for my Inquisition army
>>98399225?
>>98399216What are you on about chief?
>>98399236oh right, its you all along, another phoneposter, ive falled for the ruse yet again, how silly of me. le ecks dee chief :DD XDXD
Meds?
I don't get what's interesting about steel legion
>>98399241>>98399242
>>98399240Ive got models, do you?
>>98399242they are yellow
can I just run kasrkin and baneblades?>t. kasrkin and baneblade enjoyer
>>98399258YES PLEASE RESPONDI just need to finish the bases
>>98399275Those look pretty good, nice job.
>>98399242Steel Legion are Cold War mechanized infantry/WW2 Panzergrenadier LARP, that's it. These 2 LARPs are the same, modern tactics are all derived from WW2 doctrine at some point, especially when 40k guard regiments were drawn up.Most old guard regiments are literally "what historical thing do you think is coolest," they're all like this except for Catachans, who are just references to 80s action movies (especially Predator) instead.>Krieg are WW1 western front>Cadians are WW2 Soviet shock armies>Valhallans are Winter War LARPing>Praetorians are Zulu War UK>Elysians are WW2 US Paratroopers>Mordians are 19th century Prussians>Vostroyans are Imperial Russian streletsAnd so on
>>98399242its us ork bros, we want a good opponent
>>98399335>Cadians are WW2 Soviet shock armies...Dude they're clearly colonial marines from Aliens.
>>98399242>cool masks/outfits>big foightan/long siegin'>cool commissar >big tankin'Everything else is secondary.
>>98399242They're a highly mobile regiment archetype that heavily utilizes mechanized infantry and tanks, particularly Chimeras and Leman Russ. It's all fast movers and big guns. Contrast this with Cadians who prefer massed infantry and Krieg who are more about siege warfare and heavy weapons platforms.
>>98399345Partly, sure, especially in their infantry's visual design, but their tactics reek of the pop culture understanding of the WW2 Red Army. They're also wearing a WW2 British Army coat of paint on top of it all, most notable in the red and white stripes on tanks.The point was that guard regiments are largely derived from pop histoy military units and pop culture action movies, of which I'd include Alien/Aliens.
I DONT WANT TO USE SPECIAL CHARACTERS I WANT TO PLAY AS MY. DUDES.
>>98399366counts as is RIGHT THERE
So what're we working on this weekend, gents?Post those models/WIPs.I'm afraid I made the highlights on these blue parts too dark this time. Still have to wash and then do the true highlights, but I'm worried the panels won't be as pronounced as they normally are.Guess we'll see.
>>98399224>Guard bros>SufferingThe only thing Guardbros are suffering from lately is total humiliation by the competitive scene showing that Guard is actually a strong army and they are just bad at the game by their own choice
>>98399366Turn the special characters into your dudes. The only way this wouldn't work is if you're some sort of marinefaggot running primarchfaggots in your faggotlist.
>>98399363There's an anon here who plays old steel legion like that. A very well painted army he has.If you see this post, SL anon, pls show models and games.
>>98399366your dudes died with 10th and the introduction of new nids. they had the perfect opportuntiy to make the entire range multipart and make them cross compataiple with each other to give them adaptations or whatever they used to call them to make them unique but we only got the same cad slop that makes the entire army looks like a pulsating jewish cock.
I know its stupid but I want to try doing 6 Bullgryn, 6 Ogryn, each with a commissar, and sticking them both in a doomhammer.Its about 760points before factoring in enhancements.>>98399375Going to be finishing up an IG command squad tomorrow. Just have to do my drybrushing
>>98399375I just recently moved so I'll be unpacking all my shit. Also my entire living situation changed so I can't use my airbrush to prime anymore and will have to adjust. With any luck I can start painting my minis I primed before I moved at least before I acquire a rattlecan primer should I find and unpack them soon enough,
>>98399335Ukraine/Russia drone fighting units when
>>98399366What's the matter with your dudes? You don't think their characters are special enough?
>>98399387Scratch that, wouldn't have space. Could drop the Ogryn to 3 and bring in a Stormlord instead.
>>98399375Dakkarig. Then a warboss, then boyz, then a weirdboy. Then flashgits. Then meganobs. Then bikers. Then a dred. Then more boyz. Then painboy. Then sag mek. Then kommandos.And the new aos ogres and some alt pewter chorf inbetween.
>>98399345Times have changed old man.
>>98399365they are literally just the marines from the movie bro you can just take the L and stop replying you don't get anything from getting the last word in a 4chan argument it's okay that you said something stupid and were wrong
>>98399392Hi Joesay
>>98399399All in one weekend, anon?
>>98399405Josee? As in the Code Vein 2 best girl? What's she got to do with my current situation?
>>98399410Every day painting is a weekend.
What time does the exodite kill team preorder go live?
>>98399380works even then, nogames
>>98399420Show me your Guilliman kitbash then, nomodels
>>98399366Counts-as, retard-kun
>>98399345M8 it's pretty clear that they took the looks from Starship Troopers
>>98399412No one ever paints bubble gum pink hair on their sisters. A shame
LE LE LE ECKS DEE XD NOMODELS XDXD
>>98399375Probably won't do much hobbying this weekend and even then I'm working on some AoS stuff. Here's a Rubric though.
>>98399436>Nomodels nogames fag utterly mind broken by one simple requestYou love to see it
>>98399436Oh, so you HAVEN'T kitbashed Guilliman? That's rather pathetic for someone who had such strong opinions on the topic.
>>98399436what if I painted my models like 12 years ago and have no idea where the fuck they are
>>98399436>No model troon meltyMany such cases
>>98399365>The point was that guard regiments are largely derived from pop histoy military units and pop culture action movies, of which I'd include Alien/Aliens.Good. Do that next time you try and bullshit a summary in greentxt.
>>98399335Cadians are clearly based off of Canadians >borders the evil traitors who betrayed the empire and are now on the western half of the map confined to their eye of terror>Cadians stand on guard as a fortress against traitorous encroachment (has happened multiple times) >Best soldiers in the universe.it all makes perfect sense.
>>98399375Plugging away at Kommandos. I'm finding getting camo patterns to read well over uneven surfaces troublesome. Also the ones I'm doing in yellow come off more like hawaiian shirts, which isn't entirely undesirable.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98399425Does this apply to WYSIWYG or am I just old and thats no longer a thing?I've been a hobby only for a few editions.
>>98399394Going all-in on "drone" units like the engineering vehicle that Krieg has in a few different variants to emulate current-day drones (instead of ww2 remote-controlled bombs) for a regiment would be a genuinely neat addition. I don't think it'd be anywhere near balanced for a long while though.>>98399402I didn't realize that Colonial Marines in the movie had tanks with British Army friendly markings on them and performed meme infantry wave assaults followed by meme tank charges. I must have watched a different movie.No Guard regiment is EXACTLY one archetype translated to the setting, they're all a vague mish-mash of influences from history and pop culture sci-fi at the time, I thought that was obvious enough to not have to specifically mention. I agreed with you in the post you're replying to, why are you trying to have an argument?>>98399445>bullet-point lists of general statements meant to be a launchpad for further ingress are bad
>>9839943240K also doesn't have tiny girls with big weapons and bigger appetites, which is quite frankly criminal and the entire landmass of ingerland should be nuked for this oversight.
>>98399375I'm halfway done with a unit of 10 voidreavers and I want to finish the other 5, not including bases.
>>98399447I didn't know cadians were infested by jeets
>>98399456planet fell before the guard did.
>>98399013Retro edition?
>>98399442I ate them... sorry bro...
>>98399451obvious 4chan addict behavior i know you're gonna go on forever if i keep replying
>>98399429Cadians predate that film thoughbeit
>>98399461You should apologize to your colon, because they were Orks
Can we get a little more creative with the TQ next time?
>>98399174>Even more recently in Horus Heresy they've been changing designs and people either don't care or they straight up praise it it's the same designing bullshitThat's categorically untrue and you know it
>>98399429>>98399447The Irony is that half of starship troopers takes place in Alberta and at the Camp named after ww1 General Arthur Currie.So I only am more validated in my estimation of Cadians.
>>98399398>>98399387Ok, yeah, I re-ran the math.775points gets me 12 Ogryn (half and half Bull/Normal)A StormlordAnd two CommissarsI don't know if I double down and go Grizzled to stick the commissars in the squads or just do Abhuman/the other super heavy detachment and keep them separate.
>>98399439>>98399441>>98399442>>98399444Im not even the dude you are responding to but im getting real sick of this bullshit, just post something in return i don't give a fuck if its painted or not just post something fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>krazy gluetaken out the fridge>hobby knifesharpened>$53 citadel sprue cuttersoiled up>assembly matdusted off>sprueswashed and dried>primershaken>tactical cardboard boxon standby>mounting sticksticky >magnifying glassespolished>LED lightbulbpowered on>nitrile glovesequipped>isopropyl alcohol99.8%>water dropperdistilled>palettewet>dry brush dry>wet brushwet>paintsshooken vigorously >evanescenceplaying in the background>manualsmanually opened>Duncan Rhodesplaying in the backgroundyep... i'm thinking i'll start tomorrow next time for sure...
>>98399456Space Marine 2 revealed that new LORE to you
>>98399491That's not a kitbashed Guilliman so I refuse
>>98399508do I get to call you nomodels now? DO I? HUH?
>>98399503YOU FORGOT THE MOLD FILE WOOP WOOP PULL UPWOOP WOOP PULL UP
>>98399510Not if you can't show me your kitbashed Guilliman
>>98399520IM NOT THE SAME ANON REEEEEE FUCKive never owned anything marine related and i never will
>>98399523>ive never owned anything marine related and i never willThe state of things...
Which 40K army is the most immune to culture war political larpers?Both here and irl.
>Exodites are Eldar wielding primal and celestial powers as they ride dinosaurs across planets as clans of warrior-nobles>Their modern premiere has them facing off against an invasion of primative-leaning Ork dino-huntersWhy the fuck can't GW make more cool set-ups like this in proper 40k?Why are we going back to Armageddon AGAIN?
>>98399523>ive never owned anything marine related and i never willWell, seeing as the original assertion was >>98399380>Turn the special characters into your dudes. The only way this wouldn't work is if you're some sort of marinefaggot running primarchfaggots in your faggotlist.That means I accept your concession that I was objectively correct all along.
>>98399503>>$53 citadel sprue cuttershttps://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/citadel-tools-cutters-2022There's no fucking way these are worth 53 bucksEven the tamiya cutters are $40
>>98399531Orks>no women>no politics>just lads enjoying the moment
>>98399531Orkz and it's not even close.
>>98399538Small local business please understand
>>98399536no ive been saying all along that isnt me, i just want people to post their shit and clearly they dont have anything to post. its not hard anon, get your phone out and take a picture of your models.
>>98399531in no particular ordertyranidsknightsorkschaos in general seems safe since you're just the bad guy
>>98399335>Catachans, who are just references to 80s action movies (especially Predator) instead.to be a bit pedantic, they’re also heavily based around 80s action movies set in the cold war 3rd world jungles like with Rambo (hence the character of Sly Marbo), so it could be stated Catachans are still based upon MACV SOG Vietnam War era special forces, just heavily exaggerated.
>>98399531Like the other 2 anons said, Orks.They are not just immune to chud vs shitlib bullshit, they are also near immune to coomers and stick up the ass players.
>>98399534GW can't create new warzones. Only recycling old ones endlessly. Do your remember the LAST new warzone they introduced and how memorable it has become?
>>98399448holy fuck that middle kommandos yellow and blue is so sexy.
>>98399544I accept your concession that primarchfaggots are allergic to kitbashing, as originally asserted. Thanks for wasting everyone's time, you homofruitcake
>>98399531Dark Eldar because neither side wants to be associated with themThey are the definitively the least reddit faction
>>98399538Gunpla modeling stuff is like a secret hack for 40k, almost everything is cheaper and higher quality it's insane>inb4 thing vs thing, Japanname 1 thing citadel makes that's better than tamiya or godhand
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/uhr5gtx8/new-warhammer-miniatures-revealed-subscribers-now-get-both/You'll sub to our streaming service for low-effort copy of that cool BT diorama mini right
i give up, ill feature in every collage until anon gives up. guess what you lot will do? never be in it, let alone pick up a fuckin paintbrush. the fucking state of most of you
>>98399540My brother in Christ we can't go 2 months without some terminally online liberal comparing ork/orcs to blacks
>>98399544Here ya go mate
>>98399375its too tiring anon, maybe im just getting too old and annoyed but the cunts in this thread are something else
>>98399576>Vomit_pepe.webp
>>98399576i can accept that at least
>>98399558dark eldar models aren't old, of if that's your definition of old then dark eldar models don't have an issue.the issue is that the models aren't around, the resin ones have been removed.
>>98399576
>>98399563>awesome fucking maggotkinvs>what's wrong honey you haven't eaten your blueberry model from 2 weeks ago yet
>>98399563Yop, that's a Space Marine alright.
>>98399572But Ork players never do that. It's always someone who never plays the army itself. Orkfags never larp about politics, they just pretend to be lower class British football hooligans.
>>98399450That's from many editions ago, anon
>>9839958840k got a massive downgrade from last year as well.
>>98399588Really really makes me think of zombie Clegane
>>98399587>>98399583
>>98399424you know the ruleyou make the demand, you post yours with timestamp first or get disregarded as the shitposter you are
>>98399193>they're afraid of kitbashing for some reason.This is endemic to the whole of all 40k armies for whatever reason for normies.I blame the tournament scene mentalities seeping into casual play.
>>98399599AoS is a downgrade too. The Necro pimp was a lot more interesting
>>98399563>tactical rock because the huge fucking pauldrons prevent the model from having his upper arms more than 45 degrees up
>>98399603they wont respond, they arent capable of it
>>98399563Looks neat, I'll grab it from a secondhand seller soonBest friend plays orks and I use a lot of BGV since the models are so sick so it'll be a fun little diorama project
>>98399451>>bullet-point lists of general statements meant to be a launchpad for further ingress are badYou dumb ass it would have taken a whole 2 more seconds to write an accurate assessment you're already clearly capable of. Do better than youtube soundbites of memes.
>>98399615His left arm is almost at a 90 degree angle, anonThe pauldron is offsetalso>crying about tactical rocks on a display diorama
>>98399603permanent means permanent
>>98399621Don't samefag, decalmutie
>>98399604Nta but is it more of a bad idea to respond to angry demands for models when it may lead to a schizo stalker?It isn’t doxxing but it still entails things nobody wants to deal with.
>>98399572And yet it all slides off ACTUAL ork players like water off a squig's ass. Hell, orks have literal stormboyz and swastikas in their army/lore yet still manage to be less embroiled in politics than fucking tyranids (who are an antisemitic dogwhistle according to the jews)
>>98399636Exactly, which is why if he's gonna demand to see models he needs to post his with a timestamp to prove he's not another shitposter who'll just deflect or ignore the model and obsess over the poster for months
>post models>do it >please respond>oh no i might get doxxed i cant do thati hate this fucking general holy shit
>>98399636I guess you should never post any hobby work ever then huh twinkle toes.
>>98399603Yeah, and?
>>98399604The rule is prove a positive, not prove a negative. I've never seen a primarch kitbash yet this other anon is claiming they're everywhere. You're free to prove me wrong, but instead of doing that you've spent half the thread pissing and shitting yourself over being called out.
>>98399641Its full of so many gays afraid to post models man..
>>98399592>lower class British football hooligans.That is the beauty of the ork players and I love it.>>98399637>that tyranid dogwhistle claimWas it from xwitter or poosky?Maybe it was a false flag actor doing a little trolling and people believed him? It is very stupid.
>>98399641yet you'll continue to post here and make it worse
wtf bros the angry shitposting trolls who only come here to larp dont like being called out, who would have guessed
>deffskulls are most likely chelsea fanswho do the rest of the klans represent?
>>98399645>The rule is prove a positiveyou're demanding to see a modelyou need to post anything at all with a timestamp if you want to make that kind of demand>but instead of doing that you've spent half the thread pissing and shitting yourself over being called out.I literally just got out of the shower after the gym and saw your post at another anon, retarded ass schizo
>>98399643Nah. It is okay to post models just never to angry demanders.>twinkle toesI need to watch that Thomas the tank engine movie again. I just remembered it.I hope some of the studio made guides on how they made terrain for the sets.Wonder how useful they’ll be for warhammer 40k terrain or diorama making.
>>98399588that looks like bland garbage to me idgi
>>98399625The point was to be overly short, not to be 100% accurate. It's why I didn't mention Rambo, Commando or Vietnam/Grenada for the Catachans either. That's on me for oversimplifying apparently.
>>98399588>awesome fucking maggotkin>just the same model from the board game box but dragging a guy
>>98399650But anon, i have models to post. Do you? Le ecks dee
>>98399272Can you? Yes.Will it be good? Probably no, because knights aren't feeling well these days and baneblades are just knights.
>>98399644Just leave us in peace
Hey guys good morning, I just got hereHopefully the thread is doing good today, healthy conversation and all that
>>98399677You aren't one of us and never will be mutant
>>98399028>>GW asks you to create a new klan for Orks. What're their colors? What's their gimmick?purple wearing orks, cyberpunks and tattoos, lots of psychic stuff and occultism in the top of the hierarchy, usually have sickly pale skin and are considered rejects by other orks, don't live on planets but space stations, good relations with human and eldar outlawsthe klan symbol is a shooting star/meteor/comet, usually mirrored by mohawks or eye prosthetics
>>98399679I can't help anons who can't help themselves unfortunately
>>98399681stop saying weird evil shit like this
>>98399685118th soon
>>98399028Ork bro, we need to leave this place for good
>>98399647>Was it from xwitter or poosky?Xwitter. And it was a jew crying about it, so I'm inclined to believe it was just a case of them identifying too much with tyranids and getting offended.
>>98399687that was last night he's almost at 120 now
>>98399685>>98399681>>98399677>>98399644
>>98399657>you're demanding to see a model>you need to post anything at all with a timestamp if you want to make that kind of demandNo I don't. The funny thing is I'm not even really dedicated enough to demand YOUR primarch kitbash. If you just posted any primarch kitbashed into a /mydudes/ I would've said fair enough and moved on.But you haven't, which leads me to assume they don't exist, which leads me to assume my original assertion that primarchfaggots are metafaggot loreslaves that can't conceive of /mydudes/But hey, feel free to prove me wrong ;^)
>>98399375Working on some concept schemes for a bad moonz army. Trying it out on some second hand models (hence the mold lines & thickness) but haven't quite figured out a good green yet, need to try something darker for an undercoat. I did discover skrag brown when mixed to a wash consistency makes for a really good rust effect for very little effort.
>>98399698Do you like orks le ecks dee XDXD?
Haven't had a game since 8th. What is 11th like?
>>98399703Are you retarded or something?
>>98399698Warboss green is a good base if you want darker orks
>>98399698>I did discover skrag brown when mixed to a wash consistency makes for a really good rust effect for very little effort.I've been doing that shit this entire time and only recently started trying other stuff.
>>98399708Le le ecks dee :DD you didn't answer the question XD
And here i am with fuck knows how many rust paints and still cant settle on something I like
>>98399696>n-no I don't>a-actually j-just post any!!!there are hundreds of them that you could've found in 5 seconds of googling but you opted to shitpost like the subhuman /v/ermin that you are
>>98399722I'm too old for your bull
>>98399731I doubt it, if you can't find a recipe for ork skin given how many variations there are on the interwebs that's on you XD
>>98399730Are these supposed to be Guilliman kitabashes? Yeesh
>>98399742Yeah yeah you got instantly proven wrong so now you're coping by going ERMM DEY LOOK BAD XDstick to your blighted board and leave our general, /v/ermin
>>98399745Not him but some of those really do look fucking terrible. People need to get more practice kitbashing before they ruin a massive kit like a primarch
I need to sculpt a head for a /mydude/ commander
Le ecks dee XD :D
>>98399751no, you don't
>>98399531VotannOrksImperial Knights
>>98399749the only one that looks bad is the top middle one and it doesnt even look finished so im not gonna hate on it
>>98399758yes I do actually howeverbeit
>>98399745Nah, I'll concede that as pisspoor as the middle top Salamanders kitbash is I can at least recognize it as a Gman one. But how in the fuck is this one supposed to be a standin for a primarch?
>>98399749That wasn't the point, he made a claim, backed down when he realized he had no models to post with his demand and shifted the goalposts to "nobody does it because you didn't show me ANYBODY'S kitbash" so I proved him wrong by pulling a handful of primarch kitbashes in a few seconds
>>98399691what are the chances he’s going to reach 150 by the end of the month?
>>98399777its looks atrocious
>>98399777wym it looks cool?
>>98399685Leeman Russ sucks red dog dick lololol
>>98399783Would be good if people responded to his posts with models desu
>>98399801It does look cool, but it doesn't look like a primarch standin.
>>98399375Working on more evil sunsFuck painting these guys sucksShoulda just left the ork off the bike till after painting
>>98399809cool is all that matters
>>98399819Cool and a close-to-matching silhouette, yes
>>98399815Yes you should, always paint the driver seperate
>>98399821>and a close-to-matching silhouettenope, as long as it's vaguely the same height it's good
>>98399821wym its essentially primarch shapedits just a big space marine
>>98399836>as long as it's vaguely the same height it's goodThat's what I meant, yeah. But I don't think the Winged Grey Knight even fits that criteria
>>98399803Imagine repeatedly typing this bullshit out every day, you're brainwashing yourself man.
>>98399781Yeah I know I get it, just pointing out that yeesh some of those are awful. Looks like my early kitbash attempts, so I assume it's newer hobbyists.
>>98399850PermanentMeansPermanent
>>98399850>t. dogfucker
>>98399781So you don't have a Guilliman kitbash? You seem awfully obsessed with his models for someone who has none of your own to show
>>98399275>my ancestors :^)
>>98399860(you) tried
>>98399850imagine still coming here despite being banned 120 fucking times, that's some actual mental illness on display right here
>>98399375decided to bring my collage project to work to hopefully make a lot of progress on it. I’m in the corner with me covered up, so I’m confident I can work on it in peace.
>>98399867I belong here more than most considering there's a nomodel infestation currently.
>>98399873mods and jannies seem to think otherwise :)
>>98399460Feux Retro would probably be a better description since the image is a new piece trying to evoke older 40k artwork
>>98399807>please put effort into replying to the retardsorry no, 120th imminent, and it’ll be 150 before you know it
>>98399865I accept your concession, nomodels
>>98399873this your new cope? I got models (I’ve even posted them itt) I’m just not going to share them with you because you’re an all out loser.
>>98399880Here's a tip:Next time you want to jump in on somebody else's shitpost do it on one where the shitposter hasn't already conceded the point you fucking retard lmao
>>98399882Is it really that hard for you to go and talk with someone else? Just leave me out of your weird hate spiral.
>>98399887Is it really that hard for you to listen to your permaban and stay on reddit where you belong instead of trying to beg us to like you after shitting up our general for 3 years
>>98399870>kind of don't like the Ghaz model>see the kit on the Gorkanaut>have a Danny Devito "I get it" momentHe's literally a walking shrine to Gork, and I have to respect it.
>>98399886So you DON'T have a primarch kitbash then? The other guy offered you an out that you should've just taken with grace but I'm not so generous. Post timestamped primarch kitbash or forever be labeled a decalmutant tier larping faggot
>>98399889I hope you don't treat you family/frens that way you treat your peers, just piss off and let me post in peace ffs.
>>98399895You're not my peer, dogfucker
>>98399892>no timestamped model with your requestback to >>>/v/
>>98399450You make "your dude" WYSIWYG. picrel is is from 3E. If your marneus calgar is in gravis armor and uses power fists, simply model your OC chapter master in gravis armor with power fists. The concept perfectly translates to new editions.Its quite common even among tourney fags. I see celestine have some original saint do not steal name in every other list shes in.>>98399889Its only been 1.5 years, though it feels longer. holy fuck the guys subhuman.
>>98399900>still no kitbashed primarch model>>>/lgbt/
>>98399887we need the guy with the sticky notes again, need to to back to tallying your demands “to keep on topic” despite shitflinging every reply. don’t you feel at all embarrassed having to humiliate yourself every day willingly? no one has a gun to your head, we were happy when you left with the hopes you changed for better and improved yourself, and now you’re back here like nothing ever happened. why?
>>98399892>>98399908You know the ruleYou make the request: you have to post a timestamped model first or get outed as a shitposter
>>98399907You're trying to goad me into doing something nasty and it won't work.
>>98399910Sounds a lot like a decalmutant tier faggot trying to squirm out of the fact that he doesn't have a kitbashed primarch
>>98399909If I am so easy for you to ID then why don't you just ignore me and let me post peacefully, have you ever asked yourself that question?
Who was the most insufferable opponent you ever played against and why?
>>98399916Sounds like the rule of this general for several years because people would get shitposters obsessing over them when they'd BTFO them with modelposts on request when the requester wouldn't back it up with their own models
>>98399918Answer me thisDon't ignore my postDon't deflect from my questionDon't sperg out and fling insults at me or demand to see my models to get out of answering the questionWhy do you think you're allowed to be here after the jannies hit you with a permaban and denied your appeal? What in your mind makes you having to constantly ban evade just to get insulted worth it to you
>>98399913You being in here derails the thread consistentlyI can only imagine you enjoy that since you essentially dont contribute or converse beyond arguing and insulting people and you go out of your way to ban evade and continue doing soThe period of time you werent here the thread was genuinely betterJust lurk manPost on reddit and lurk here
>>98399913Kek what happened here
>>98399242Crypto nazis wanting their nazi shaped helmets and jackboots to feel cool
>>98399864Based, what did you use for the green parts? Im trying to integrate purple into those areas but it doesn't quite pop like green
>>98399918Because you disrupt the thread nevertheless, again, everyone ID’s you, and they either avoid you like the plague or make fun of you. you are here despite going through 120 bans for no reason other to be spat on and insulted. is it a fetish thing?
>>98399929Idk I guess I just like coming here and talking with people and posting models and seeing their models posted, what is the big deal honestly? >>98399931I consistently have candid convos here with people until one of you sniff me out and call me a dog fucker or some other derogatory term.
Fuck me dead its a case of >you post models>no you post models ecks dee
>>98399945>Idk I guess I just like coming here and talking with people nobody talks to you, we all just tell you to fuck off>and posting models You never get any positive responses and then crash out for the next two hours>what is the big deal honestly?the big deal is you shitting up our general for literal years, never getting any positive responses from anybody, trying to get us raided several times and failing because nobody on other shitty sites can stand you either, and constantly harassing better modelposters than yourself>>98399948gee nigger almost like there's a common sense rule around here about needing to post yours if you're gonna make requests for models because we're constantly being raided by shitposting faggots who will schizo stalk you every time you post after you show your models in an argument
>>98399945that doesnt answer his questionHe didnt ask if you liked it he asked why you think you’re allowed to be here despite being permabanned a shitload of times?You get sniffed out very quickly and again, you alone lower thread quality by like 50% dudeYou either need to just lurk or completely adjust your behavior which you have not been able to do for months/years manYou fucking suck dude thats why everyone shits on youYou fuck up the thread knowingly on purpose with your bullshit
>>98399951I mean I've done it several times in this thread but no one gives a fuck because im an ork poster
>>98399951I think if people read through our exchange that they would come out on my side, you're a nasty vindictive bastard who does nothing but instigate fights and derail the board with your sick obsession with me.
>>98399956decal...
How would I start a daemons army? It seems cool but difficult to juggle between four legions of units. Warptide and shadow legion seem the most interesting to me. For 1k is it safe to assume focus the list on only one chaos god? And if I liked Khorne or Nurgle more which is worth building around?
>>98399957How can you see it any other way if you have a basic reading level?
>>98399956Everybody knows what you are, you're a pathetic little failed male who can't do even the simplest of tasks without crashing out and blaming everybody else for your failures. Nobody is on your side.
>>98399961Just leave me alone and go back to harassing the Gman poster, seriously leave me the fuck alone.
>>98399922So you admit you don't have a primarch kitbash then?
>>98399956Why did you return here anyway anon? Didn't you have more fun when you weren't chained to this place for a month or two? I can't imagine this is very pleasant to endure day in day out
>>98399956that’s what the mods thought for a while, but then they realized you constantly shift from acting persecuted to throwing non-stop temper tantrums. that’s it, when I’m getting home from work, I’m making a tally of your shit fits with post numbers, so you can’t act like you don’t deserve it.
>>98399942>cryptonazisThat's space wolves innit?
>>98399542Business that doesn't make tools trying to make money selling tools in non-bulk quantities with customization and unique branding.
>>98399967Yes Ive been playing lots of Riftbound lately and its been great, I can back because I missed this place but I guess the same hateful people are here still.
I'm thinking that decal anon is based, the second he requests models everyone just goes into hiding and keeps calling him a fag over and over again
>>98399941Surprise woman.
>>98399977
>>98399563>>98399588This might be the worst warhammer+ miniatures there ever was. We've hit rock bottom after what, 6 years?Can someone do a comparison of every year?
>>98399647>>98399689It's not really a huge leap to see it that way, you could argue that Genestealer Cults are basically the Hitlerian concept of Judeo-Bolsheviks, the Genestealer infiltrates society via trade networks (Wandering Jew) and begins subverting it from within by turning the working classes (lots of Communist themes) against their rulers and promoting interspecies reproduction (Asiatic hordes) to produce a slave class to do it's bidding and destroy the nation/world on behalf of it's true masters.
>>98399563>>98399588>complaining about the color schemeyou know you can paint your model however you like, right?I'll be painting mine as a Dark Angel.
>>98399965You do not belong here and never will ban evader
>>98399977>>98399981>exactly 1 min apartat least TRY to make your samefagging less obvious
>>98399990I would never stoop to samefagging.
>>98399966Thank you for conceding that you're a nomodels shitposter
give me a feral world guard forceI want to play as the dudes who were cavemen 2 weeks ago
>>98399990I mean you tried but im not even from the same fuckin timezone
>>98399994>screenshotlmao
>>98399994You've admitted to samefagging on four devices before, nice try pedoredditor
>>98400001He's got me beat, I only samefag on 2.
>>98400000>inspect elementOh le ecks dee
>>98399998yes you are
>>98400001So do you plan on discussing Warhammer or are you just going to continue harassing and defaming me for the next hour?
>>98400008When have you posted about warhammer this threadreposting your commissioned paintjobs doesn't count
>>98400008permanent means permanent
>>98399576shit models but please refrain from avatarfagging next time lmao
>>98400008I’m going to wait for you to get your 120th ban, and use the 5 minutes of peace when you’re attempting to evade to discuss warhammer again.
Should I paint some dark wolves? They're like space wolves, but evil and twisted chaos worshippers. And they're straight and fuck human women instead of wolves and eachother.
>tfw Australian accused of being decal manFair enough, there isn't much i can do to convince you shitposters otherwise
>>98399975then go back to playing riftbound the hateful people are still here, and it’ll never change because you haven’t changed. I gave you a chance and you made a promise to not post for 2 weeks, paint your hellblasters, stop replying to insults, and no more movie gifs. you’ve failed all but one. I was defending you too when people were insulting you while you were gone, and now I’ve made an ass out of myself for it, while those hateful anons were vindicated.
What would you anons suggest getting after buying the Getting started with Orks box for a 1K army list?It's>20 boyz>1 Warboss>1 Weirdboy>10 Gretchin>1 WarrtrakLooking to plan my army expansion
>>98400036500 boyz
>>98399977you must be new because when he first started demanding people post models, there’d be several models posted to prove his delusions wrong, but now that his delusions have kept up, no one even bothers posting models for him anymore.
>>98400036I'd probably wait for the codex to come out, but in saying that I suggest painting the boyz, warboss and the grots for now
>>98399977he's been btfo'd many, many times but it changed nothing so nobody's gonna bother anymore
>>98399977There is a collage with nearly 50 entrants all painting spacewolves getting destroyed by modelposters here specifically to piss him offIt was the highest participation any of our collages have ever seen(you) tried, (you) need to kill yourself
>>98400049probably one of worst moments in this generals history, singling out one anon for ridicule and mental anguish all so you could have a hearty chuckle. Weird narcissistic behavior all around.
>>98400071Narcissistic would be requesting models from your detractors then insisting your sloppy basecoats and stained washes are better than their volumetrically highlighted technical masterpieces
>>98400074Can we see your models or you going to cower behind the screen?
>>98400078I've given you my models plenty of times and you pretend they never got posted, post something you've painted in the last 6 months with a timestamp and I'll post something new ;)
>>98400071decalfag unironically displays worrying amounts of narcissistic behavior.
Anyone got any cool recent games pictures?
>>98399563Hey, remember that cool model of the space marine stabbing the ork? What if we did that again, but everything is a little less cool?
>>98399891sadly, he’s actually pretty small compared to the gargants which are proper monuments to gork
>>98400017Yes, it's a fun scheme to paint. I did one once for fun.
>>98399563>you now get BOTH plastic minis for subscribing for a yearWow thank you James! So generous!
>500 Worlds: Titus>The Maelstrom: Lair of the Tyrant>Eye of Terror: Reign of Iron>Armageddon: The Return of YarrickIn hindsight, were they good? Better or worse than Psychic Awakening and/or Arks of Omen?
>>98400142In a sense they were cool on that they all profiled a new ongoing conflict and gave some details of the region and belligerents and had some fun optional rules. But they're also completely forgettable and instantly disposable products outside of the few models that came with them. The Armageddon one was especially weird since it was just a preamble to doing Armageddon again for six more months.
>>98400142better than PA and worse than omen
>>98400149What was good about omens?
>>98399563>They've resorted to rehashing other, more inspired diorama modelsIt's literally just Bayard's Revenge but generic and worse looking. What a year to add the second model to the price of the sub. Certainly this will make people want to stay.
>>98400155>every faction got discount boxes>boarding actions were actually pretty fun>better unified narrative vs bunch of random stuff
>>98400162>forgot pic
>>98400179You serious? Left version looks better AND it's chapter unaligned
It gives every space marine chapter the stabby ork captain, instead of it being a templar-exclusive thing. It's a fine and sensible thing to make.
I have a unit in the shopping cart but the unit is temporarily out of stock, I'm guessing the check in will bounce if I try to buy them? Talking about gw's store obv
>>98400182it has the retarded shield so no it doesnt. space marines with shields are automatic trash sculpts.
>>98400163>every faction got discount boxesgood ones too. this one was for $140 and had literally everything I wanted anyway, but I decided to “buy it later” because I thought they’d be released continually for the edition like standard combat patrols. I’m STILL mad that I didn’t pick it up.
>>98400200Ah, you're retardedNo wonder
>>98400179>dealing a mortal blow to a nob with a big-ass power klaw>putting down a jobber boy while not even looking at himI agree with you but I feel the new one appeals more to marinehogs and their contempt for non-marine factions
>>98400201Hey, they had lots of good EoE value boxes last edition too
>>98400179>make sure you land on some tactical rocks after I stab you cheers mate
>>98399563The necromancer and the eldar were way better
>>98400224>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN ROCKS ON THIS DIORAMA AAIIIEEEE
>>98400229ktim
>>98399563>AoS gets a commemorative model and it could be anyone from any faction>40k gets a commemorative model and it's a 70% chance it's for marines, 25% some other imperium faction, and 5% xenos
>>98400179I like bayard better because emperors champions are cool and it's funny that he's just stepping on the orks power klaw. guess the nob forgot to sharpen his klaw?
>>98399563I feel like this system sucks.
>>98399174>They've been changing designs for fucking forever.But they didn't try to justify it with the gayest, lamest lore ever written in the franchise, sabotaging the entire setting by now insisting that suddenly the Adeptus Mechanicus is totally A-OK with technological innovation and that every Space Marine chapter suddenly doesn't mind if someone fucks with their geneseed so long as banana boys say it's fine. Primaris was never okay. The designs look like shit and the lore retroactively ruins 40k as a whole.
>sabotaging the entire setting I hate marinehogs so fucking much
>>98400257>and it could be anyone from any factionexcept half of them are vampires of some kind
>>98400309Four of these aren't vampires and one of the actual vampires is from a different army to the other three
Reminder
>>98400307Daily reminder that we fund your hobby and your faction contains homosexuality.
The warhammer tv animations are generally good.The warhammer archive thing is every single white dwarf magazine dating all the way back to the 1980's.All of the warhammer subscription models have been cool.The warhammer app has same-day updates for rules changes, and is the most convenient app for playing thanks to the opponent connection thing where both of you can look up rules and lists during the game for each other.There are in depth painting tutorials that are just as good as anything you can find on youtube.There are battle reports as good as anything you can find on youtube.All for 5usd a month, which is less than a coffee+bagel.Call me a shill all you want, but it's actually a good product.
>>98400316>ahktchually this miniatchure is of a FIRST company primaris space marine>and the other one wash a blacked templar>*snorts* it's clear you don't own a warhammer air fryer
>>98400327No, it's like if you counted Sisters of Battle and Inquisition models as space marines.
>>98400330no, it's like if I counted vampire counts models as vampire cunts models
>>98400327A skeleton isn't a vampire. A ghost isn't a vampire. You don't need to know the factions or even have any familiarity with Warhammer to observe this. Are you retarded? Are you like actually stupid? If you look at those bottom three and say "vampire" you have something wrong with your fucking head.
>>98400142None of them measure up to this banger and that's sad. None of HH's other 2e & 3e books do either, but still.
>>98400142They gave us a good amount of minis but the lore was poor af
>>98400142How does 40k compare to other contemporary GW games in terms of campaign books anyway? Is it better off than TOW, HH, AoS, and whatever else there is?
>>98400326shill-kun if i buy a year now do I get both the current model and both the upcoming new ones or do i have to wait until i sub a second year?
>>98400374AoS's last campaign series was a bit of a wet fart in terms of story, but it released with some good boxes, so it ended up a 6/10.
>>98400326Maybe if they give me models that I want.
>>98400049What collage?
>>98400426Don't start anything
>>98400049I don’t know if it is even “right” to post models here while the anon we call the mutant still uses this spot.My general concern is that our warhammer 40,000 thread autist will do something bad like a shooting or self execute or both and then everyone here that communicated with him will be in trouble.I’ve done this kind posting to reason with him so if he does something stupid because of this warhammer 40k forum I’ll be visited too.I just think a model will make it easier to get a visit.It is paranoia I just think it is a good precaution.
>>98400374HH and TOW release books in a different format. They tend to be shorter, around 40 pages total, and include rules for maybe 2-3 new kitbash units. The fluff ranges from forgettable and inoffensive to neat fanservice.
>>98400435stop ban evading faggot
>>98400326Price just went up to $75 a year.
>>98400426there is no collage in /40kg/ just like there’s no wolves on fenris
>>98400466You're a loser
>>98400399Parts 1,4,5 were good. 2-3 killed momentum on nothing happening
>>98400326Still not paying for the subscription, James.
why does tg have so many schizosi haven't used it since like 2022 and when i came back the first thread i opened had that dude that always avatarfags with that character named ribbon or whatever, using the same images he did a decade ago, and still had people spamming him with "work on your art"how is /tg/'s moderation so draconian compared to other threads and still so bad that it has its own chaos gods of schizophrenia>inb4 banned for complaining about moderation
>>98400036Can't go wrong with more boyz.
>>98399997Do they canonically exist? One would think it would be very low efficiency for an interspace fighting force.3ed codex had an unga guard regiment but I don't remember them having any in-depth lore.
>>98400506Have you ever considered being a man and not complaining like a nagging woman?
>>98400521Do you not get tired of doing the same thing over and over and getting the same responses over and over?
>>98400516Yes. Using a gun and being a meatwave infantry dude actually isn't that hard. Some basic training and anyone can figure out to point the barrel towards the bad guys. And IG do actually get training, contrary to loretuber slop.
>>98400426For the record this had the biggest turnout of all the collages we've done in the last year.
>>98400506I don't even hate the WOYA dude. Ribbonfag/cestreefag not having made or commissioned a single piece of art for his waifu since she was created in what, 2008? 2009? is fucking shameful at this point.
>>98400142>>98400351It's unfortunate that none of 40k's writers have a boner for Iron Hands the way the HH writers do. IH showing up every other book to do something crazy and/or dickish is a lot of fun.
>>98400537and there were so many creative and high effort submissions too. absolute kino.
>>98400036You can get the ork half of the armageddon box for a nice price since people are trading/selling it a lot. Grab a dakkarig and any of the stuff you don't already own. and more boys is always a solid purchase. multiple painboyz is also solid.Past that though, it's a personal question. More vehicles, flashgits, kommandos, jetpacks, deffkoptas, etc are all good, it's what you want. orks are neat in that most of their stuff is good and there are several ways to play them. they're also next in line to get a new codex and some of the rumors like T5 boyz mean it's probably even better
>>98400516The closest to "literal cavemen" would just be stuff like the Attilans, no? Attila is a feral world, its only guard being Rough Riders, who fight with lances.That's the closest thing I can think of at least.Attilans even just got a new box.
Realized that I made my sword brethren. Less effective by building them with power claws and a thunder hammer, luckily they can also pass as master crafter power weapons but it has me thinking, what wargear options do you have in your army that look cool visually but either suck or actively make your unit worse like that?
>>98400537Can I still paint and add something. What should I have plenty of eldar. Like a primed ready to start wraithlord. Whats the main theme and idea of the collage?
>>98399997>>98400516ratskins existwoad warriors exist
>>98400537>40kg: nobody here plays or owns models!>also 40kg:
>>98400049>one anons actions lead to the most participation and greatest hobbying done in this general ever.I dunno anon I think >>98399977 has a point.
>>98399028>very blue boyzHoly fuck is that top gork anon????
>>98400317And now Predator and LR Annihilators are in Horus Heresy, Macharius is just an amalgamation of a few older STCs, etc.
>>98399157I want mutant hordes but that will literally never happen. All kinds of freaks of all kinds of sizes that would be easy to ally into other chaos armies. Five codices for chaos and they're all fucking marines is shit.
Anybody else started posting here alot less because the website keeps getting more and more user unfriendly?Every second post gets flagged as spam, the captcha delays are atrocious etcOn the verge of making a reddit account but they have it even worse with the forced app use on mobile browsersI miss the old internet, before the shareholders came
>>98400753i just post shit to a lgs/club server forum at this point
>>98400036First things first, take >>98400586's advice and get the Armageddon Ork half while you can still get it cheap (You can easily find it for like $130 on ebay, far cheaper than what you'd get for the Getting Started box). That alone will take you to ~700 points. Once you go there decide what lane you want to go down in terms of orks>Green Tide - More Boyz and 1-2 Trukks>Speed Freaks - The Armageddon Battalion with the Deffkoptas, Trike, and Buggy is still pretty readily available and will def get you to 1K >Big Meks - Meks, Deff Dreads, and Killa Kans
>>98400709>Top gork anonI fucking wish I had that level of love for the craft. Haven't seen him in a while, last time was a couple months ago on /wip/ where he said he was focusing on his kid.
I've been painting one knob and nine boyz for the past two days only just managed to finish the base coats; on the other hand anyone wanna see my finished boarding actions terrain?
>>98400762Happen to have any images of the Top Gork board he made?
should I buy a second 'geddon box?
>>98400179Both look cool to me.The bladeguard marine raising his shield makes it look like he's about to smash the ork's skull in on top of just stabbing him with the sword.Also the bladeguard one is more chapter agnostic so you can easily kitbash/convert it to be a marine from another chapter.
>>98400770buy a third
>>98400769Yeah I saved a couple
>>98400778
>>98400779Only ones I'm gonna post, others I saved aren't too much of note.Personal fav btw
>>98400778>>98400779>>98400786Thanks dude. Girlfriend loves Top Gear and Orks, so she will find this entertaining.
>>98400603I think heavy bolter retributors are the coolest thing ever but I almost always use melta and flamer heavy weapons in my lists. Most of my models are meltas and flamers so I wish I had made more of them bolters. But what I use is mostly wysiwyg and I like that so it's eh.Opposite with castigators. I made all three of mine the big cannon because it looks cooler, but I've found that the autocannons are slightly more in line with what I actually end up using. So they're not usually wysiwyg.Condemnor boltguns too. I think they're the coolest thing ever and built multiple captains and canonesses with them, but I generally don't use them and opt for the plasma pistols generally.I would generally say to build what looks coolest, then when you play just make sure the list text is clear, 90% of the time nothing is ever actually confusing as long as it's the right model, just with different gear.
>>98400828>I've found that the autocannons are slightly more in line with what I actually end up usingThe Castigator is probably the easiest model to magnetize, you should have done it so you didn't have to pick.Literally just glue an M3 magnet into the blocks the mantlet is supposed to sit in, cut the pins off of the gun mantlets, drill out m3 holes where the pins were, and glue m3 magnets into those holes.Took me like 5 minutes to do, and a good 25% of that was me getting superglue off of my hands with acetone because I fat-fingered putting the magnets in.
>>98400779>TUH-NOIGHT!
>>98398208Hopefully you see this.iconward + 20 neos (to hold points)benefictus + 20 neos (for damage)magus + 20 neos (to debuff whatever biggest death ball the enemy has + undo any weird battleshocks)Patriarch + 10 pures with upgrade10 more pures with upgrade5 more pures with upgrade to revivereductus with combat munitionsreductus bare to do actionssanctus with toxins to delete characters5 tool acolytes for home farming5 flacos for both actions and hitting objectives from DS5 more flacos5 jackals to run up turn one and jail if we go first3 ridgerunners, 2 with mortars and augur to buff, 1 with mining laser and spotter to take down tanks.
>>98400786I aspire to reach his level of dedication, but alas I am a slave to my autistic perfection
I haven't played in awhile, do necrons still not have any real ways to deny the witch? I've always hated how my opponent is basically uncontested in the psychic phase.
>>98400934I have good and bad news for you
>>98400934Necrons still can't deny the witch because there is no psychic phase anymore it's all just abilities and a tag on weapons that make them immune to modifiers
Play Darktide
>>98400934Necrons have been a pet army of the studio for a few editions now you have nothing to worry about as a necron player.
>>98400948What in tarnation? Why? I thought psychic was pretty cool as it was. Why fiddle with it?
Burds
>>98400956No thanks.
>>98400934Anon larping as if he woke up from cryosleep.
>>98400966Friends :)
>>98400975It hasn't been THAT long since 7th. Right?
>>98400216(minus hellions)
>>98400326>The warhammer tv animations are generally good.I've tried to watch them and they all feel like the usual fanon40k shit like most video games and Black Library, none of them capture the real feel. The closest is Astartes but you can find that anywhere and Astartes II is still not fucking out.>The warhammer archive thing is every single white dwarf magazine dating all the way back to the 1980's.Does that include all of the modern ones too, and every single page, not just pieces of them? If so this would make it worth it for me.>All of the warhammer subscription models have been cool.Yeah they're not bad.>rest of itDon't care, I don't like modern 40k, and there is enough painting tutorial material out there for free to last a lifetime.But the White Dwarf archive is tempting.
Did they fix Eldar? Are they playable now?
>>98401014Nothing is playable in 11th because the whole edition is still bland garbage like 10th with a few good ideas thrown on top. You can't fix a turd with garnish.
>>98400326>All for 5usd a month, which is less than a coffee+bagel.I'd rather have the coffee and bagel
How much the setting changes if your army was cut from the lore (i.e. importance)>S: Space Marines, Imperial Guard, Adeptus Mechanicus, Chaos Daemons, Chaos Space Marines, Eldar, Orks>A: Imperial Agents, Necrons, Tyranids>B: Dark Eldar, Thousand Sons>C: Sisters, Dark Angels, Space Wolves>D: Custodes, Grey Knights, Black Templar, Blood Angels, World Eaters, Emperor's Children, Genestealer Cults, Tau>F: Deathwatch, Imperial Knights, Chaos Knights, Leagues of Votann
>>98400779>top gorkOkay that's pretty funny
>>98400770If you play Orks, maybe. If you play Marines, what the fuck is wrong with you.
>>98401021dark eldar should be D or F
>>98399588Maggotkin literally just look like "We have Death Guard at home"
>>98401038the dingy olive metallic paint scheme is much better than the default DG one thoughbeit
>>98401021Chaos should be topIn a way the whole setting is how the galaxy has been effected by or has fought against it
>>98401041Who cares about the official paint scheme, you paint the models yourself. You can paint Death Guard like that if you want and they'll look way better than Maggotkin.
>>98401047why so mad over a simple statement
>>98400960half of armies had to sit there and take itshrimplified not shrimple
>>98401021marines are not neededchaos is not needed the only factions needed are the inquisition, the admech, the genecults, and da orks
>>98399174>They've been changing designs for fucking forever. They entirely sidelined beakies and the original dumbass bolters that had no barrel, with mk7 and godwyn pattern bolters, people didn't care.They didn't replace the old ones, the new just existed fine alongside them, and eventually there were upgrade kits from Forge World so you could make new proper Mk 6 with Umbra or Phobos bolters, even before the recent HH plastics.>They entirely retconned necrons lore and background in 5th edition, again nobody fucking cared.This is just historical revisionism, a lot of people cared. In fact this used to be one of the MOST hated pieces of retconning in all of 40k before GW completely went full retard with modern wokeshit like female custodes.>Even more recently in Horus Heresy they've been changing designs and people either don't care or they straight up praise itOne minute of popping over to /hhg/ and skimming it proves you a complete fucking liar, every time I lurk in there it's numerous anons bitching about nuHH changing things too much.
>>98401049Where did I say I was mad?
>>98400956Ngl those Swedish niggas really made some A+ props nigga shirts platinum yeah they made a water tank that feels fowty kay nigga I ain't even lying nigga
>>98401017damn man is a bona fide hater
>>98401086I'm genuinely curious sometimes if you just write these straight off the dome or are using some kind of silly ebonics translator website
Every army is stupid.>Guard: Uses WWI tactics against aliens and monsters>Space Marines: Religiously worship a 10K year old book>Sisters: Insane zealots>Custodes: "It costs as much to train one of us as 1 million Guardsmen">Admech: Don't understand literally anything>Chaos Space Marines: Daddy issues>Chaos Daemons: We're just evil>Necrons: Made deals with space monsters>Eldar: Don't understand why no one trusts them>Dark Eldar: 99% get eaten by Slaanesh anyway>Exodites: "Slaanesh wouldn't eat the Amish">Harlequins: "Slaanesh wouldn't eat someone who quotes Shakespeare">Tyranids: How do flesh guns even work>GSC: "We want to get eaten by space monsters">Orks: "Guns and organized combat suck">Votann: "We invented computer gods, but not a way to add RAM">Tau: "Let's just lie to all of our people constantly about everything, nothing can go wrong"
>>98401096It's simply honest shitposting
>>98399534>Why the fuck can't GW make more cool set-ups like this in proper 40k?Because they fired or drove away all the talented writers who created all of those ideas originally and the modern guys are basically only capable of rehashing what their better predecessors did.So in a way it's sort of like the AdMech only being able to make technology that's a shadow of copied STC fragments dug up from a dead civilization. Meta as fuck.
>>98399534The Maelstrom supplement was straight kino doe
>>98399013>TQ
>>98401107That's the point. You cannot be reasonable and practical in 40k or you fucking die, because reality itself, the very cosmos, is not reasonable or practical."ONLY THE INSANE HAVE STRENGTH ENOUGH TO PROSPER. ONLY THOSE WHO PROSPER MAY TRULY JUDGE WHAT IS SANE."
>>98401125
>>98399028Tha No Knowz (haha Rumsfeld joke.)Red White and Blue tricolor, they’re the American Orks that just focus on building the biggest bombs possible and blowing things up, often along with themselves. The klan constantly wipes itself out with these bombs but spontaneously re-emerges when the WAAAAGH has need of big boom. They’re the Ork expression of Exterminatus.
>>98401150>tfw infinite war from all angles at all times doesnt produce a high minded properly aligned moral utopia
>>98401107>>Tyranids: How do flesh guns even workSame way normal guns do, except you have muscles and biomechanical reactions instead of gears and gunpowder
>>98401146Can kill team be discussed here?
>>98401177yeah surethere used to be a /ktg/ but I havent seen them in a while so fuck it
>>98401177I'm not sure but I think you determine line of sight by being able to see both sides of the enemy model's base from any point of your model's base. I think models can both be in cover and obscured but you have to determine obscured by intervening terrain or something. It's been a while, so I could be wrong.
>>98401107Why do you rewrite some of these every time but others you just copy wholesale without variations?
>>98401177And to answer your question they aren’t a valid target if they have a conceal orderIf they have an attack order they are a valid target, but they get a cover saveIf you are positioned at a flank in such a way that there is no intervening terrain in LoS then they are a valid target
>>98401177>>98401182Yeah personally I think we should fold Kill Team discussion into /40kg/ instead of shoving them into another specialist games thread. It can't hurt to dilute some of the shitposting with the occasional KT rules questions or whatever.
>>98401188>>98401205Ah I see. Thanks for clarifying. I am new to games like this and determining LoS just feels odd sometimes. I think I recall seeing a rule where you are supposed to get down to model height and see if the head of your model has a invisible straight line to any part of a enemy model to determine LoS. But that seems generous as all hell right? What if my model is tall as fuck?
>>98401224Agreed plus kill team is dope
>>98401225I think that's part of it but using the base seems to be the way to go. I played with some tournament player and that's how they explained it to me.
>>98399450WYSIWYG Doesn’t exist. As long as your proxy/kitbash meets the basic or similar dimensions of the played-as model at list inspection, any tournament will let you play. You only get in trouble if you try to use this shit to trick your opponent. Like you got two units of Celestian Sacresants and they’re both modeled entirely with halberds, but you play them as one unit with 7 halberds and 3 maces, and one unit of 7 maces and 3 halberds, then you try to magically make them switch places mid game. Also if your modeling confuses opponents at a tournament with chess clocks, they might come over and penalize you somehow. I’ve only seen this shit happen with a weird Kroot army filled with proxies once, they took some time off his clock and gave it to his opponent.
>>98401225Correct you use a laser pointer at the head of your model to determine LoS (excluding the base)Or like other anon says you can do base to base instead if both players prefer but the issue with that is vantage terrain makes base to base impossible to determine
>>98401161It's crazy how many don't immediately grasp this. Like they think if a smart enough guy just got into power in the Imperium everything could be fixed. I don't know why newfags cannot understand that everything is a shitshow because everything is a shitshow because everything is a shitshow because everything is a shitshow, forever and ever.
Why do individual space marine chapters get so many rules options? There are sets of rules for many chapters. But there aren't sets of rules for different Tau or Necron factions. Or even different Orkz I think. Just seems weird that yellow, blue and green "power rangers" get different rulesets despite all being the same faction.
>>98401258Space Marines are the main characters.
>>98401252I guess LoS doesn't necessarily mean you can shoot them in kill team so maybe generous LoS is usually fine. Ontop of that, cover gives dice bonuses for defense etc. Terrain seems very very important in games like this. One of my other friends would tell me nightmare stories of playing on boards with shit terrain and losing half your force in the first round because of LoS fuckery. Not sure if he was talking about Kill Team or regular Warhammer 40k though.
>>98401261Is it safe to say that "Space Marines are keeping GW's lights on."? I would imagine them spreading some investment could go a long way. Many Xenos factions have some interesting / fluffy things that could be extrapolated and given some rules I'd think. Aren't those clown eldar people suffering with ancient models or whatever? I assume their rules are ancient too?
>>98401258Back in RT, 2nd, and 3rd you did have tons of customization like that for everybody. All the good designers left around early 4th edition and then everything just kept getting worse and shittier from mid-4th through 7th. Then actually were finally getting rules variants for different Tau/Orks/Necrons etc in 8th and 9th edition and then 10th decided to be a giant retarded wet diarrhea shit of a step backwards.
>>98401290Oh sweet. Please upload a full scan somewhere if this is yours though.
I like the Exodite transfer sheet. CWE also benefit from having generic eldar script on a sheet.
I’m interested in trying out Kill Team. I got an AC/DC brick I haven’t painted yet, and already have a regular cultist mob. Is playing the Chaos Cult Kill Team an okay way to start the game, or is it weird and I should just get something else more balanced?
How powerful was DAoT humanity's tech? Like, was it on par with the Necrons or Eldar?
>>98401334no
>>98401334Its complicated. At some points they had shit like bullets that would time travel to always be accurate. Along with the actual panacea to cure all disease. The eldar had the capacity to destroy stars. Real BS shit for everyone. Its worth pointing out the eldar STILL have their tech, at least most of it. But they cant use it because their tech is base on psi BS and slanesh and blah blah blah.
>>98401334>How powerful was DAoT humanity's tech?The leagues of votann are DaoT humans.
>>98401334Depends on the BL writer it goes from okaysh to disgustingly OP
>>98401334No, it was under those two at their peak
>>98399028Green Knights of Orkney or simply “Green Knights”>Purple >Dress up as space marines with makeshift mk6/bascinet helmets, holding shields, and using big fancy power swords to go on “quests” sent by gork or mork or their delusional minds.
>>98401334Yes, but it’s still mostly a mystery, because all the novels writing about it come from the Crusade 10k years before the setting, and that’s long after the AI uprising and Humanity’s collapse. A lot of their most advanced tech was dependent on AI to function. Like calculating telemetry for your “make a black hole appear here,” gun.
>>98401375Shooting black holes is nowhere near the shit Eldar and Necrons were capable of at their peak.
>>98401334They had a lot of crazy stuff I would think, the Speranza, that ark mechanicus, had some crazy weaponry on it, and DAoT tech is mentioned being used to solve huge issues like the Harrowing and stuff.
>>98401349Their tech is barely better than the Imperium's.
>>98401349>The leagues of votann are DaoT humans.no they arent lmao
>>98401349No, they're degenerated descendants of them, they've also fallen off nearly as hard as the Imperium has. All the Votanns are now insane and corrupted and glitchy.
>>98401412welcome to daot humans
>>98401349This is like saying the eldar are the old ones
>>98401395Sure but they had other things. And they both clashed and traded with the pre-fall, fully psychic Eldar, but weren’t wiped out. They had OP stuff that can’t be recreated from STC’s because it needed AI to work, like how the Eldar can’t use their strongest weapons because they depend on psychic energy they just can’t exert without getting eaten.
>>98401424>>98401430Their fluff is very explicit in saying that they have all the tech the daot humans had, and also over 10k years of improvements.DaoT humans just weren't that big of a deal at the end of the day.
>>98401334Humans even in the DAoT were never post-scarcity.Eldar were completely post-scarcity and solved every conceivable problem to the point that they were all immortal gods who could do anything they wanted and had to come up with increasingly deranged ways of entertaining themselves to stave off boredom until it got so bad they gave birth to Slaanesh.
>>98401441Based retard
>>98401436>And they both clashed and traded with the pre-fall, fully psychic Eldar, but weren’t wiped out.The Eldar never took anything seriously then. They literally didn't even care if they died because their souls stayed intact in the Warp and they just reincarnated.
>>98401441Their fluff is very explicit that they're an engineered mutation of high gravity laborers created by the real DAoT humans you fucking retard
>>98401441>Their fluff is very explicit in saying that they have all the tech the daot humans had, and also over 10k years of improvements.Post screenshots.
>>98401465>Their fluff is very explicit that they're an engineered mutation of high gravity laborers created by the real DAoT humansAnd also possess the entirety of the know-how of the DaoT humans because they themselves were DaoT humans, the men of stone, the creators of the men of iron, the basis of the technological development and interstellar colonisation that daot humans did.Don't get mad just because your power fantasy fanfiction isn't canon.
>>98401479>more fanfic shitpostingyaaaawn
I hope we get more waifus
>>98401038Death guard is temu shit albeit
>>98401514Sorry I meant to type emperor's children
>>98401436>>98401479They dont have all the doat shit they have some of it but also theyve become corrupted and glitchy over time so the subsection of doat shit that they still do have is less effective than it once was
>>98401518you’re getting raped first.
>>98401540not by your dogshit failed army I'm not lmao
>>98401540says the guy who already got raped
Which bread?
>>98401639>breadDon't ask me whyyyyy, pumpernickel and ryeeeee
>>98401639haven't been in a while but i used to get italian herbs and cheese with my subway order
>>984009872015?
Hahahahahaha tau fags btfohttps://x.com/i/status/2080319608053960795
>>98401107>>Eldar: Don't understand why no one trusts them>>Dark Eldar: 99% get eaten by Slaanesh anyway>>Exodites: "Slaanesh wouldn't eat the Amish">>Harlequins: "Slaanesh wouldn't eat someone who quotes Shakespeare"corsairs confirmed for based and correct.
>>98401107>>Votann: "We invented computer gods, but not a way to add RAM"Ram is expesive
>>98401290>oi boyz snoggawortz forts botsWould it have killed them to have something newReplace the Boyz with a new "beastboss on megasquig" or something.
>>98401334I believe the most powerful weapon example we know of from the DAOT is that black hole gun that will alter time if it misses so that it hits you. Other than that, Phosphex is a DAOT weapon. Some other examples of tech we know of would be that one ship that travelled 10,000 years into the future and its AI was disgusted by the tech priests, and obviously the VOtann before they got too crammed full of the entire life experience of millions of Kyn.
>>98400142I kinda regret not getting 500/Peterturbo/MaelstromI might just start picking up these story/campaign books when they come out
>>98401357It was arguably under both of them as they are now.
Exodite box is up for preorder on the NZ website. Only 325 hobbitbux
>>98401732
>>98401732buy an ad bohecuck
>>98401732>The space communists are communistswow, what a shocker.
>>98401334Knight suits are DAOT tech. But they're refurbished construction equipment.
>>98401830>226 USD for 1 kill team and some junk they had a stack of in the warehouse
>>98401900It'll sell out within minutes anyways.
>>98401732Evil? Yes. As bad as the Imperium? Hell no.
So are Crypteks basically running Necron lore right now? Also, are all Necron Dynasties basically in cahoots with the Silent King again or are some Dynasties telling him to fuck off?
>>98401900You now remember the SoB box with>2 Rhinos>2 Penitent Engines>1 Ministorum Priest>1 Sisters Repentia squad>1 Arco-Flagellants squadAll for the low price of 210 USD right now on Amazon dot comBattleforce boxes haven't been good for a lot of factions, almost like GW intentionally makes the "intro starter boxes" kind of shit on purpose to get you to spend more on models you actually want instead of whatever drivel they put in the box, speaking both from a WAAC and rule-of-cool perspective.
>>98401900>226 USDit's $165.00 where the hell are you getting 226
>>98401938I used the wrong converter option
>>98401911They literally just said they are as evil as the imperium or worse lolThe option of them being less than the imperium has been removed from the conversation directly by GW
Why settle for a lesser evil?
>>98401950tau worlds have clean air and humans have longer life expectancies on t'au than on terra
>>98401957>torturing people as a means for survivalpfff, amateur
>>98401950go back to sucking tranny cock bohemond, you're not welcome here
I was going to say "wouldn't it be cool if they package the deathworld jungle terrain into the exodite box and sold it for 225 bucks or something" but then I realized they could have even just done an mto for the death world jungle eldar terrainAnd gw couldn't even do that.
>>98401985IDK, the free terrain templates for home crafting/printing was a pretty solid offering to the community I would say. If they did that all the time for other kinds of terrain I would be thrilled.
>>98401990thank you for your wrong opinion, GW shill.
>>98401993>you're a shill if you're fine with LESS things to buysubhuman retard hours
>>98401993...you are literally advocating for buying GW terrain right now and calling me a shill for mentioning a free option.
>>98401990The terrain templates and instructions on how to kitbash AoS orruk stuff into ork watchtowers are cool and all but that sort of shit should be a matter of course. Kitbashing/hobbying instruction and template articles should be with every major battlezone and release, and terrain should be an expected part of a KT boxed set imo. Failing that they should knock the price way down.
>>98401996>>98401999"less things to buy"This box costs more relative to boxes released last year or the year before with more unique new models or terrain.You're not fooling anyone with this "but you can make terrain with construction paper!" shit.
The tomb world box cost only 85 dollars more, but doubled the number of deathwatch in the box relative to the separately-released kill team, had a whole massive tomb world complex (not just one or two bits, but a whole labyrinth) and a necron kill team instead of "here's like.... 30 warriors".I have no idea who the fuck you're trying to convince exodites is some kind of good deal because it has "make your own terrain" instructions for little baubles that could have been basically free (included in the 165 dollar cost, because they're fucking tiny), it's not going to work because it's not a better deal.
>>98401963Life expectancy means not evil?So like drukhari aren’t evil since they keep people alive as long as possible?
>>98402011feeling a bit sour, anon?
>>98402004>they should knock the price way down.OR we can give you 15 shitty orks that we had already made
>>98402016>The tomb world box cost only 85 dollars more, but doubled the number of deathwatch in the box relative to the separately-released kill team, had a whole massive tomb world complex (not just one or two bits, but a whole labyrinth) and a necron kill teamChrist dude don't remind me I'm still kicking myself for not buying it in time
>have a 3d proonter>still feel the inexorable urge to buy plastichelp...
>>98402016>>98402029kill team will still get a new season box, presumably with terrain
>>98402033Nothing will beat the feeling of guilt and willpower more than spending your money at the FLGS. The investment makes you care more for the plastic you buy than the ones you can simply print.
>>98402021Drukhari are the Utilitarian ethical ideal since they maximize the greatest level of pleasure for the minimum amount of suffering since they are capable of experiencing far greater heights of joy than lesser species like humans are capable of experiencing depths of suffering.
>>98402082so like that meme where some cucked soidork is happy about his bike being stolen?
>weird blue aliens without noses are the good guys!It's actually quite simple you see. I am human and they're not human so they're the bad guys.
>>98402108Go back to sucking "girl" dick bohemond.
>just cracked my armageddon boxBoyz or grots first?
>>98402082>>98402083Wrong, Drukhari modify their victims as to increase the amount of suffering they are capable of experiencing.
>>98402121Bohemond is a faggot and probably a brownoid LARPing. I am White.
>>98402122>dubsyou decide
>>98402128>I am White.[x] DOUBT
>>98402122Grots, since they come out of the fungus first in lore.
>>98402122Squigs
>>98402128>I am Whitex
>>98402128>imperium larper>whitedoubtful lmao
i fucking love gravis armor
i fucking hate primaris
i fucking like orks :D
>>98402170If only GW knew what to do with them.
>>98402170post your gravis marines>>98402174post your firstborn marines>>98402181post your orks
>The Chaos gods are manifestations of emotions and each embody one>Khorne is made out of rage>Makes sense>Slaanesh is made out of lust>Makes sense>Tzeentch is made out of planning>?>Nurgle is made out of decay>????????
>>98402208Slaanesh is made of feeling
>>98402208did you bother to read anything about these gods or did you come here straight from a youtube shortbecause half of what you said isnt even right
>>98402194Post your decals.
>>98402194>post your orksmight as well post my wip as well. bringing it to work was the right call, I made a lot of progress slopping on all the metal for the back and edges. I’m fairly confident now I can get this sucker done by before august 1st.
What army would various popular lolcows play? I feel like Chris chan would like tau because he is a weeaboo and they appeal most to his sensibilities.
Fuck it im going to paint my ragnar to alleviate some if the space yiff hate here. The nu models are too good for one guy to ruin them.
>>98402216Sure here's my army. Post yours
>>98402224Bangels and space wolves have the highest ratio of lolcows I've seen.Bonus points to skaven back in fantasy days.
>>98402224Space Wolves. The answer is Space Wolves every time.
>>98402216>post your decalsnow post yours, pussy.
>>98402226Post a close up of some of those guys that's an interesting scheme but the pic is kinda blurry.
>>98402235>space wolves, tau, emperor's children
>>98402224chris chan would play space marines with sonic headswaps and unthinned paint
>>98402226if you are the actual owner of these models, please for the love of whatever god they worship strip them and start over.
>>984021942/3 is the best I can do
>>98402250>2/3More like 3/5.
>>98402194welp looks like all your requirements are met with >>98402226 and >>98402250now post firstborn gravis orks.
>>98399013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IItWDSd_X8
>>98400037How does he throw the grenade
>>98402241rest assured the wolf decal was thrown into the ork side of the prophecy of the wolf box, and the only space wolf plastic I own is a primaris upgrade sprue for them (or rather owned and was because it was immediately used for my deathskull boyz to enjoy wearing and haggling over.
>>98402340It's wired to a dead man's switch.
>>98402340observe
>>98402390not as weak as the space wolves my boyz killed lol
>>98402022>you called out GW demanding more money for less content/low effort content? You must be poor!Suck my hairy asshole, unironic GW shill.
Would you rather be a psyker on an imperial world or a psyker on Sortiarius?
>>98402397Diorama kino.
>>98402208
>>98402208Does the word "disgust" mean anything to you?
What is the point of GW scalping their own fucking products
*splat*
>>98402473Can you give a basic rundown of how you do weathering?I've tentatively started doing chipping with a sponge and dark brown but that's about it for what I know
>>98402390Leeman Russ sucks fat dog knot
>>98402208It's way more complex than that, even the wiki readers have a better grasp of the chaos gods
>>98402618Leeman Russ will never return to 40k because he's too busy getting railed by feral wolves.
>>98402226This image still gets me every time. That anon had, if anything, a truly original chaos scheme.
Well now that there are no websites selling the preorder at the customary 15% off/140 USD I hope to see lots of huge faggots selling it for 250 usd on ebay in six months and not understanding why scalping boxes I can buy separately by then is dumb.>>98402672pregumin :)
>>98402683I’m hoping to snag it at my lgs, but I don’t know what time preorders go live. Is it 10am est or 1pm est?
>>98402477painters in WIP effortlessly mogging the lolcow as usual
>>98402841Is this even news?
>>98402683If you want a secret Armageddon sold like ass in retail, huge surplus left over.
>>98402878faggots are still asking 250 for it though and will constantly "know what they got" and refuse to come down. It's the same thing with Exodites, except exodites is gonna be worse because the majority of the box are just generic orks there's no resale or scalp value outside of the initial "I need exodites now" impulse. If I can't get it for a reasonable price now..... I'll just wait until january when it's in stock normally.
>>98402887Yeah that's true, im just letting you know :).
is there a use case for multiple MoEs in the world eaters? I have several ideas kicking around for infantry HQ kitbashes but we have no fucking infantry HQ other than Kharn
They should bring back volkite for chaos. Make it an option for chosen or terminators or characters.
>>98402964But Chaos is too poor for them. Who do they steal from?
>>98402988They'd be heresy era relics that only survived this long because of time fuckery in the eye of terror.
>>98401950>>98401911>>98401732Can people not read? The video just says that the Tau are in many ways a mirror of the Great Crusade Imperium.Which means the Imperium at its best version but less racist.So the Tau are better morally than the current Imperium.I don't get why the video is supposed to be a big deal. It's just saying things we know and addirming that the Tau aren't as evil as the current Imperium
>>98403051>Which means the Imperium at its best version but less racist.Anon I have bad news: KILL XENOS was a Great Crusade era policy direct from Big E himself.
>>98403056I am saying that the T'au are less racist than the Great Crusade Imperium.But here is the thing. The Great Crusade Imperium wasn't as racist as the modern day Imperium. During the Great Crusade, the Imperials made vassals of alien races. They offered terms to the Craftworld Eldar and offered to decide their new place in humanity's galaxy.Horus and other Primarchs wanted to transition from killing all aliens to forging alliances with them.So the T'au are LESS racist than than LEAST racist version of the Imperium.
>>98403063Okay Anon but let me establish a baseline for you here: The Tau are a hierarchal caste system that "re-educates" and even executes its own people for deviating outside of their intended purpose at birth. Assuming there is not even a hint of discrmination in the Tau Empire between species you are still living under equivalent rules.
>>98403091Still better than the Imperium.Nobody is arguing that they are 100% good, only that they are the most moral 40K faction.
>>98403097Just wait until they find out how Genestealer Cults operate. Buddha to Hitler in 60 seconds.
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>>98399222>If Guardfags didn't buy models, you'd think GW would cut down on the unit library to save themselves production costs on underselling units.they did
