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>>98437624I am quite fond of orks :)
I like orks :D
Let Chaos Idols take this thread!
>>98437635FUCK OFF QUEENSLANDER
>>98437635Kill yourself, bolshevik scum
I'm looking forward to the Dark Eldar refresh. The new craftworld and exodite models were perfect
>>98437638Nah, I've got games to play.
>>98437652Can you feel it, though?
>>98437624>What are you planning on putting on your base/vehicle for the defeated foes/trophies collage theme?Probably a skittle since I don't really own models outside of my own faction for base fodder. I've got an unopened box of the keieger kill team I got for free through shenanigans but I kinda wanna build that proper rather than fodderize them, I've just been sitting on them forever until I think of a color scheme I like
>>98437659Explain this battle field to me abd I'll ignore the grey tau
>>98437652The 5th ed DE kits are also so perfect though. Either the new ones will be so close we'll be asking 'why tf did they even bother' or getting upset that they changed shit that was good
>>98437659>greytide tauGod, ratfag is the worst kind of scum
Does anyone know which white dwarf these come from?
>>98437668>>98437672Testing out a tau list before knowing what I need to get painted before a tourney.Battlefield set up is testing my partners list so we have a good idea what how to pilot our half's of our doubles list.
>>98437673Ranged only carnifex are an insult to the skymother just like dreadnoughts without melee hands
>>98437680Satisfactory answer, keep rocking on rat anon
>>98437669The Wyches will be made less sexier tragically. If GW was based they would be even sexier but have one or two twinks or twunks in the box since dark eldar have achieved true gender equality
>>98437673Toxi-lasher has some PLUMP, inviting backpussies on it
>>98437689ugly ass noses
I am going to take mushrooms and have a vision, while my phone records my ramblings how the Tau lore is going to to from here. Wish me luck, and I will be back in a few hours.
>>98437718nonce artist
>>98437732>noncePedophile country
>>98437718>Doing drugs to come up with fluffGet this man on the codex team stat
KINDKOLOSSALKUSTODESKNOCKERS
>>98437673>tyrannofex with rupture cannon>tyrannofex with fleshborer hives>screamer killer >haruspex >toxicrene>exocrine
>>98437718Imagine not being schizophrenic enough to come up with good fanfiction without the use of drugs.
>>98437754>not being schizophrenic and then going off your meds and then taking drugs to come up with fluff.
>*takes a big shit on your imperium*
>>98437652Sir you seem to have forgetting the Corsairs, sir? Sir!
>>98437732nonce poster
>>98437743
>>98437689>The Wyches will be made less sexier tragicallyHave you... Seen the current Wych sculpts?
>craftworlds: asuryan >aspect warriors: khaine>wraith hosts: vaul>harlequins: cegorach>exodites: ishernos>outcasts: hoec>ynnari: ynnead>corsairs: ???>dark eldar: dark muses
>>98437797It can always get worse.
>>98437797Fine youre right anon, the IDEA of whyches will be made less exier they'll get full body form fitting armour like pic related
>>98437718You go Anon! I'll be cheering for you!
>>98437797even less than how it is now
>>98437624I'm considering playing Grey Knights, but have a few questions on lore:1). I heard they got rid of the 'kill people for knowing about them' or at least reduced it, something about a book on Terra and someone being like "If we killed everyone who saw a Grey Knight here, we'd have to kill 90% of Terra."2). Anything about making a custom brotherhood or your own lore on shit or anything? Still fucked in that regard?
>>98437779The bad stealth archer joke shouldn't have gotten me as much as did ut it fucking got me, fucking hell.Also I always thought the Visarch looked a lot like the Ayleid leader armour
>>98437732Your country imports third world nonces like the Americans import Chinese sneakers.Perhaps you should shift that energy elsewhere, Nigel.
>>984378210) grey knights are getting completely updated in terms of models relatively soon, hold your horses unless you really really like the current models and won't regret it when they come up with upscaled ones in a year1) the kill everyone rule was always somewhat exaggerated, the order and how it operates remains a secret, and widespread knowledge about what demons really are and how they operate is suppressed, but most of the time that just means not informing people or gaslighting people >what are we fighting? heretics and mutants, don't think too much about it>who are these guys in silver? space marines, don't think too much about it>what's that evil god thing that smiles in the sky? swamp gas, don't think about it2) there isn't much room for custom companies or subgroups, but you can do so for specific campaigns, for example it's not impossible, or too unusual, for certain groups of marines to make a specific set of vows or wearing a variant of the standard uniform for the duration of a deployment together. also people don't care much if your grey knights aren't exactly grey, nobody cared about non-gold custodes either and that eventually seeped into canon too
>>98437866Damn, that's a shame - Whole thing I love is writing my own lore for dudes; I know they originally toyed with Exorcists being a successor chapter to Grey Knights but then said they're just a bunch of Imperial Fists, so oh well.
>>98437748More like colossal cum cannons, cuz they got dat GOCK
>>98437680>tfw a ritual poster has a partner
>>98437875Knockers, since they're gonna knock around imperial noblewomen's wombs
>>98437680>what to paint for a tournament>pilotThis post is literally scat.
remember when 40k could do something silly with its existing characters? (badly written lore does not count)much better times
>>98437892>complaining about shitpostingwhere do you think you are?
>>98437908storytime?
>>98437915sure, you want the full issue or just the comic? theres also a smaller story with kal jerico in fantasy too
Exodite box should have been like the murderwing. Instead of 10 'boyz' throw one of these guys in, instead of 'squighogz' make kill team squigosaurs and call it a fuckin day. How hard was that.
>>98437939also just note the copy I have has a bit shit quality because readcomiconline is still down
Hazard stripes :D
What's the purpose of Flagellants and Repentia? Should they be given a ride in Rhinos or footslogging? Are they supposed to be assault chaff, being tossed at enemy to deal as much cc damage as possible and die instantly?
>>98437973How do you feel about the new mutilators? I think they're much better than the power diaper obliterators, I kinda like the metallic bettle aesthetic they have now. But some anons really detested it when they were revealed. The strips are well done, maybe consider doing it on a foot plate or on a blade edge, since the joke is the killing parts are the hazard
>>98437942>How hard was that.quite, they had to fill the box with a 'horde' unit because they have to convince the random newfag customer that they aren't getting ripped off because the price of the box is divided across a large number of models, I shit you not, that's the reason.and they're also targeting the box as a single-player thing, and that requires numerous orks going after the played exodites.
WHO HERE GSC AND WHO HERE JUST?
>>98437984I quite a fan of them, only complaint is the monopose design of the kit but the fist are interchangeable so 3D prints or green stuff would sort that out.Aesthetically speaking I think the change to a more up armoured look works better since it looks more like guys who’ve been corrupted and are either barely fitting in the amour or have absorbed parts of it into them.>Hazard stripesI did the shoulders first as a warm up/test run before full sending on the fists/shin plates
Honestly at this point the constant Imperium speeches just feel like delusion more than they feel badass
>gw retcons las weapons to be yellow, not red>uhmmm chud its ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY LOOK AT THE ART>meanwhile, GW as of releasing a book last week....
>>98437635It's Execute Time.
>>98438092They never said that.
>>98438090>>meanwhile, GW as of releasing a book last week....Black Library isn't canon. Therefore, GW doesn't care what the dipshits write. It's that simple.
>>98438090I cannot understate how little I care. Stop being annoying about it.
>>98438090
>>98438103thats not a black library book>>98438106>>98438110appeal to triviality
>>98438103>muh BL is not canon retardation>can't tell apart a BL book from a GW campaign book>doesn't know that the argument about lasgun bolts vs beams has nothing to do with BLthe anti-40k demoralization shills aren't sending their best
>>98438090dunno, try asking /hhg/
>>98438090Fuck you they're teal now
>>98438125actually kinda kino ngl
>>98438112>thats not a black library bookMy mistake, then the simple reason is that this book shit was made before GW made that autistic mandate.Which isn't surprising since it has happened before. It happened with female custodes, GW first revealed them in the 10th edition custard codex, made the animation that had Tyrith, then after this there was some lore book that mentioned custodes as a brotherhood again, and people took it as GW seemingly going back on the female custodes (they never did), only for GW then make female custodes models which just cemented their presence in the setting permanently.It's just the same thing all over again.
>>98438100They have existed for 11,000 years; at least one of them must have said it at least once.
>>98438134the book came out last week
>>98438137Never happened, but one of them has definetly said "It's morbing time!"
>>98438143Yeah, doesn't matter?GW makes books and other shit like 3 years in advance. Sometimes even 4 or 5 years in advance. The whole laser autism shit was only mandated in like 2024 December, which is barely like 1.5 years ago.
Can 1 space marine chapter wipe out 1 whole sister order if they fight?
>>98438100but this, yes.
>>98438173Yes but the marines would have to take their helmets off.
>>98438173no, because the orders of the sisters of battle aren't easily centralised, an action against them is an action against the entire ecclesiarchy, which would result in a drastic reaction against the chapter, which would have it stop being a chapter, either because excommunicated, or because destroyed in zealous retaliation
>>98438152books like that arent
Guys I realized something.Sometimes, in the lore, the factions don't fight each in other at equal points limits like in the game. Sometimes they may seek an advantage by attacking a smaller force with a larger force. Almost like cheating, in a way.
>>98438152>3 years in advance. Sometimes even 4 or 5 years in advancethat's for large model releases, they have said they can churn out pity models, from design to the shelf, in a matter of a single month, and write and print most books within a single year
>>98438173most of the sister orders are small and non-militant, so typically yes.
>>98438125What do you mean now? They've always been teal - That other anon is just a schizo.
>>98438213We don't play the battles where the outcome is predetermined. It's a wargame not a documentary.
>>98438260Fuck you too they're purple
>>98437821>1). I heard they got rid of the 'kill people for knowing about them' or at least reduced it, something about a book on Terra and someone being like "If we killed everyone who saw a Grey Knight here, we'd have to kill 90% of Terra."After the Fall of Cadia and the Cicatrix Maledictum, pretty much everyone knows about Chaos. So they don't have much reason to try to cover their own existence up anymore. I personally dislike this change as it shrinks the galaxy a great deal. The ignorance of the common serf is gone, now regular people in the Imperium chat about Chaos over coffee, an entire aspect of the Inquisition's war on heresy is just gone and the mystique of the threat is completely abandoned. Chaos is just Chaos now, everyone knows what it is, everyone knows it's at the gates, no one is wondering what a daemon is when they encounter one, or terrified of it. Just shoot it lmao>2). Anything about making a custom brotherhood or your own lore on shit or anything? Still fucked in that regard?The worst part of making Grey Knights or any other fully fleshed out chapter like the 2nd Founding is that there is no room for personal creativity, correct. Still fucked. The best you can do is say that /yourdudes/ come from previously in the timeline and aren't one of the current Grey Knights brotherhoods.
>>98437981If you want any infantry whatsoever in this game to actually make it into melee, put them in a transport. Doesn't matter which unit or which army you're playing.
/mydudes/ fire red beams from their lasguns. I don't care what every other guy uses. I refuse to get mad about this.
>>98438137Nah, Space Marines all have perfect diction as a part of their psycho-conditioning.And they will make fun of your intel reports for being full of spelling and grammatical errors.
>>98438173An Order of Sororitas is a galaxy-spanning organization consisting of millions of personnel, so no, obviously not. The closest unit of comparison would be a Preceptory, which is 1,000 battle-ready Sororitas stationed for rapid deployment. Essentially like a Chapter of space marines.
I forgot to include the text for Anon to search last time to;here is my july collage submission>>98436138
>>98437797>Cleavage >Crop top>tit mog daemonnettesThat's as sexy as modern 40k gets
>>98437743Jesus, I never noticed Almalexia cutting off and keeping Nerevar's feet before. Sotha Sil has Nerevar's face flayed off in his hand. This slow, torturous execution while Vivec is holding Nerevar impaled on his spear. This isn't your ordinary murder for power, this is complete and utter loathing. They really all hated him so much, didn't they? Envious of everything he was, so much they'd take parts of him as trophies, as if it would fill the void in their souls?
Looking at building a squad for Kill Team, what do you think between Deathwatch? phobos strike squad? Or Ork Wreka squad?Was also considering corsairs but it might be beyond my painting ability atm
>Space marine tacticals have on average 25 percent more plastic on / in them compared to most Necron / Tau / Eldar infantry>We all pay the same price that was dictated by the space marinesLET ME OUT OF THIS HELL!!! Xenos players are suffering via the plastic rape by having less plastic in / on our models AND we pay the same price. Why the fuck has no one brought that up? MAKE TAU THICKER. MAKE NECRON THICKER. MAKE ELDAR THICKER!!! This model in my post is fucking ass and he has LESS plastic than a space marine captain on him.
How many Tempestus Scions are there in the Imperium?
>>98438481roughly 10
>>98438471Thicc necrons...
>>98438440It's some metaphorical symbolic woowoo to explain why his reincarnation can be any of the playable races. I don't think any of them had any real strong feelings about him
>>98438471You can buy the same plastic from Chinese sellers for like a fraction of the price.
>>98438125>>98438127star wars the clone wars lookin’ ass
>>98438481Terra alone probably has about tens of millions of Scions on it ready for deployment to crisis zones. In terms of local assets, I would presume every subsector has about a few thousand of them tucked away somewhere. At sector-level, you might have about a hundred thousand spread out between different warzones, the largest concentrations being the Scion regiments, but you'll see hundreds of smaller units deployed as force multipliers to regular Guard regiments. There's probably several thousand Scions for every Astartes in the Imperium, all told. They just don't get as much fanfare.
>>98437673They should be in a US white dwarf, lexicanum has the unpainted conversions with these links as the source:https://archive.ph/OczWJhttps://archive.ph/7ES9mUK nid stuff is 306 to 309, so it should be around those issues in US if you can find scans of them.
Welp I guess it's official...
R8 my necron m8
>>98438524Would rape.
>>98438524doesn't even look like a necron
>>98438524Thinner lower legs, much bigger tits, the spine column should be more detailed and thinner imo.
>>98438016What the fuck does that even mean
>>98438524>necronMore like SEXcron
>>98438543The only engagement you should give ritual posters os to tell them to kill themselves
Man, i think i have never seen people use ogryns, many of the ork vehicles, votann shitting suits and maybe tyranid gargoyles... But maybe it's my store only>>98438530Because you gotta open him up like an oyster, silly
I was working on some CSM and noticed the mould lines were way worse than newer push fit models I've worked on. I am new, is that normal?
>>98438524A hijabi necron? Is this cause of Spain?
Thinking about getting into 40k and CSM for real this time. There is so much to learn...Is the Combat Patrol worth getting? Are cultists often used in 1000 point armies? I have some khorne zerkers from yesteryear so im also wondering if the possessed marines would be redundantI was also thinking of just buying models and getting started with the army builder speed paints instead of spending 16 hours watching tutorials and debating how I should tackle learning to paint.
>>98438572I think it depends anon, but the push fit models tend to leave a gap, usually fucking annoying since even if you apply pressure it might not fully fit completely and you might damage the mini
>>98438588As someone who recently started painting after thinking too long about it, my advice is to buy something relatively small for now. Just get started building and painting and look into tutorials as you discover you need them. Buy as needed. Does not pay to overspend.
>>98438588>CSM for first armyI love CSM but lol, enjoy painting all that trim and weird little bits every model has.
>>98438594Thanks anon. I've built a lot of newer models but this was my first time dealing with straight up model flashing.
>>98438543short for “just fuck my shit up” essentially it means that he’s given up on life and doesn’t care about what else is to come.
>>98438524>>98438016Ignore low tier bait
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>98438588buy one box of dudes you think look coolest and no other models until they are finished. speed paints aren't fool proof either so watch some tutorials.
>>98437981flaggelents are extremely efficient for the cost, and plenty strong footslogging. they exist to screen and take space and suppress. Repentia are glass cannon melee blenders who really need to be escorted to hit at the perfect moment. So never footslogged, transporting is good or held in reserve to absolutely obliterate backlines late in the game. They have a ton of combos to push absurd damage but they cant survive a sneeze.
>>98438629Don’t listen to this guy, buy a box of something EASY you think looks decent, like a flavour of marine, and learn how to paint so you don’t get demoralized painting dozens of CSMIf I just picked what “looked cool” to me I’d have picked Thousand Suns and then killed myself.
How often do you guys use decals on your models? I've been told I'm supposed to put gloss varnish on first but I never heard that when I did this model and just used micro set and sol and then varnished with thinned matte varnish, it seems fine to me? Will I regret my lack of knowledge later?
>>98438606I have a few models from my youth so I figured I'd save a bit of money from that. I am not attached to them. What you recommend as a starter?
>>98438650Never, freehand with a good brush or micron pen is better.
>>98438650If it looks fine then it is fine. A gloss surface underneath simply reduces the risk of issues a bit.
>mini of the month is literally identical to the adepticon sprueOh good, I didn't know that sprue had come with an alternate head as I had only seen it ever built with the eyepatch option, I was worried they'd done something weird and changed out the head exclusively for the one pictured in the article.>line outside my local store was like 40% kids and 60% adultsAlso a nice thing to see, though I assume that percentage is skewed by some kids being dragged along for their parents interests rather than a shared activity.
>Eldar believe in the power of psychic might>Tyrannids believe in the power of flesh>Orks also believe in the power of flesh (but ironically end up being pretty psychic too)>Imperium believes 50/50 in the power of both flesh and psychic might>Necrons believe in the power of technology>Tau also believe in the power of technology>Votann also believe in the power of technologyEveryone who believes in the power of flesh and/or psychic might is either dying and decaying or is mindless monsters.
>>98438647marines aren't easy. large smooth areas fucking suck to paint, especially for a beginner with speed paints. it's a lot easier to get acceptable results when a model has texture and detail to slop contrast and washes over.
>>98438691not how it works, furfag
>>98438699Not how what works?
>>98438691The Necrons are literally falling apart and going senile due to their technological bodies failing them. The Votann are literally falling apart and going senile due to their hard drives being stuffed full of the data and memory engrams of dead Squats. The Tau just haven't gotten to their downfall yet.
went to the gw, bought a paint, guy didn't give me an ork, went home. Will not bother going to the other gw.
>>98438691>Necrons>Not falling apart>Votann>Not falling apart
>>98438665he's retarded, the trim is the best part and so are the weird bits.
>>98438711>>98438727I mean if they're falling apart it's a hell of a lot slower than the other factions. 60 million years and still going strong is a lot slower of a decay than what we see in the Imperium.
>>98438566the last time I did people defended it for not being "that bad".>>98438619That's your problem I just scored 98 points via host of ascension this tuesday
>>98438588Buy a Lord of Skulls
>>98438728Exactly Thousand Sons was my first army and it was perfectly reasonable and fun to do. Dude has a stick up his ass over painting trim.
>>98438711>>98438727And the admech, who are also falling apart.Really the only tech-dependent armies that aren't completely falling apart are tau and knights.
>>98438731>I mean if they're falling apart it's a hell of a lot slower than the other factions.It's also completely irreversible in both cases. Nothing can stop the tech-rot slowly obliterating the minds and bodies of the Necrons except somehow reversing Biotransference. Nothing can stop the slow corruption of the Votann Cores. The Kin can survive without their Votann, but they'd be crippled in the process. Flesh rots faster but is far easier to replace (just have sex lmao). The Adeptus Mechanicus are idiots who would enslave themselves to a C'tan the same way the Necrons did long ago chasing some false idea of machine immortality, losing their souls in the process
>>98438606>Painting trimNGMI
>>98438731>still going strongBut the Necrons aren't 'still going strong', as those anons just pointed out, and they spent the bulk of their time since the War in Heaven asleep doing absolutely nothing. You can call the Eldar a dying race all you want, but there are still probably more Eldar than elite Necrons who manage to stay sane. The rest are either crazy or mindless automatons.
this is the last time the LGS tricks me into buying a paint and then not giving me the fucking free model.
>>98438799Just go back and get a refund you pussy lol.
>>98438588Just pick the faction that you think is cool, I started the game with Genestealer Cults which everyone told me I was insane for but fuck them. I think CSM is cool and the combat patrol they have is decent, if you want to collect some decent infantry you can go for the Iron Warriors combat patrol box if you can find it, 10 legionaries as your basic troops, 5 terminators as your elite troops, 5 havoc as your heavy weapon support. The regular combat patrol is decent too, I'm thinking of getting into Word Bearers myself and everything in the box is useful.In either case, a combat patrol is the most you should if you're just starting over.
>>9843879940K niggas will be into a universe that only knows war and death with soldiers that die in a matter of hours or have kill counts in the double digits, then be too beta to say no to a minimum wage cashier lol.
exodite book where
>>98437981All melee should be in transports until they jump out on whatever they're fighting if they aren't able to use deepstrike or teleport gimmicksFlagellants are meat targets so your enemy doesn't shoot your damage dealing units (ie Retributors, Castigators, etc). Mostly meant to be fodder to generate miracle dice IME, but they can do alright damage against squishier infantry (guard, etc) as well.Repentia are what you described; run them up in a Rhino, then jump out and cut down whatever you jumped on before trading out for a MD.Both have Feel no Pain 5, so they SHOULD be annoying against anything but flamer spam (ie Infernus Marines); I have yet to feel that strength myself.Sisters in general is a "unit trading" army, so having some you intentionally throw into the enemy to get MD to buff your damage dealers is an essential part of playing them.
>special edition of wicked and warped gonehow are people locking this shit down so fast
>>98438842normally they want you to buy something to get the model, most times before now I go in and buy a thing (paint) and they put the model on the counter as a bonus.
https://www.warhammer.com/en-WW/shop/kill-team-exodite-2026-korWhat's funny is that the korean stock market crashed recently and they still have boxes in stock.
>>98438916It went up like 3 min before 10am pst, I was able to grab one.
>>98438691The Tau also believe in the power of flesh, hence the eugenics program, they just don't turn themselves into sterile mutant freaks like the Imperium
One of my friends was trying to do the old good new bad thing with the new terminators but like, come on, look at this. It's just the same thing but larger. What more could you want?
>>98438280This guy has NOT played 11thTransports = death trapsJust hide now
New Kill Team announcement
>>98438650>decalsDon't bring up that evil here
>>98438951you should only be using a transport if you are an elf
>>98438950Yeah the new Terminator update was nearly perfect and represents pretty much exactly what space marine players actually wanted for all of their other units. Instead we got primarishit. I only gave GW the benefit of the doubt that things were turning around in 10th because of the Terminators, but they went back on it and fucked us with more primaris garbage for 11th and that's why I didn't buy Armageddon.
>>98438951I haven't played eleventh either what's wrong with transports? Did this screw up my godhammer assault transport spam list?
>>98438650Always, I love to play with custom heraldry and personalised company/squad markings.
>sovlfvl minor factions and xenos>unique kits or improvements over existing ones>incredibly cool modular terrain with functioning walls, destruction etcKill Team peaked there. What a waste Exodite is in comparison
>>98438950That is just the way that the fandom is, they hate things until they love them. one day primaris will be the new kino
>>98438977It was definitely the best season, with the only shitty team release being Necrons.I knew season 3 wasn't going to be as good as soon as it was like "here's some Striking Scorpions I guess, no there's no specialists or anything".
>>98438989>one day primaris will be the new kinoThis will never happen
>>98438966Tough vehicles are still good t12 or a 2+ work but light transports blowing up equals instant battleshock (which sticks now) and mortals on 1-2 for each model which means if you're passengers are 1w a third will die. They got a huge points drop across the board for this reason
>>98438977>space hulk>actually it's just perfectly intact imperial ship corridors of one kind only
>>98438963ESPECIALLY don't use transports if you're playing eldar, theirs are the most fragile of all, like fucking tinderboxes waiting to be ignited by a few lasgun blasts. The new melee meta is parking your boys behind terrain and waiting for the enemy to come in charging range. It's shit but it's all you have now
>>98438125Teal era.
>>98439000>Space hulks are mazes dozens kilometres long>Why is this 100m2 area so homogenous?
>>98438950Eh, I'm indifferent towards the new models, since they're far too big for me to use with any of my old armies. If I have to really dig for something to gripe about, not a huge fan of the massive increase to the size of the storm bolter. Other than that, it mogs the new Cataphractii 40,000 to 0.
>>98439000>intactit's ruined thoughbeit
I hope they find a way to make terminator storm bolters not worthless dogshit in the next codex
>>98439041>thoughbeitstop
>>98439042power creep will continue to creep onwards, leaving the old standards of the "solid, reliable" S4 bolter behind. Bolt rifles will probably be S8 by 12th edition
>>98439042Sorry but bolters and chainweapons have always been dogshit and always will despite being the poster weapons of the setting
>>98439037Why are all 4 boxes are depicting the same 100m2 area?
>>98439053They aren't, are you retarded?
>>98439058>They aren'tthen why are these 4 random 100m2 spots out of a maze of dozens of kilometers long warped messes of various different ships of different origins so coincidentally homogeneous?
>>98438950The old terminators had better bits. Nu terminators, while nice, are all copy pasted.I say this as someone who has the new terminators.Sorry bud, not everything new is a straight upgrade.
Is Lexicanum not working anymore?
The final redpill is realizing that in 40K human "male" x human female/SoB/Femstodes is also incel fantasy blackedshit. Since no human woman would touch a human "man" while Eldar chads and Tyranids exist. The Imperium's female population would kill all the males and surrender themselves to be Eldar or Tyranid breeding/fuck stock.
>>98439088yellow hands typed this post
ENOUGH WITH THE COOMBRAINED SHITTHIS IS A WARGAME FOR FUCK SAKE.
>>98439092board made by coomers for coomers, tourist-kun
>>98439095I will twist your nuts off with tweezers
I consider myself to be a bit of a coomer. On the weekends, all of my SoB have pajama sleepover parties where they eat ice cream and have pillowfights, and then they cuddle and fall asleep so they're rested for more heretic slaying in the morning.
>>98439003You'll take the 14 inch + advance + charge overwatch immune giga deep dive wyches from my cold, dead hands.
>>98439101I know, I have a picture
This kills the noldorfag.
>>98439088>incel fantasy blackedshit>population would surrender themselves to be stockI don't know if I should find it comforting or unsettling that the horror archetype of conscious surrender into a degraded form of existence is so eerily avoided in storytelling aside from porn for asians.You would expect it to be the next major step of horror stories after the use of religious themes, and the use of sexual themes.Warhammer forty hundred times ten.
>>98439162I'd fuck an elf.
>>98439162I don't think dark eldar wear armour like that
Actually we're just going to kill all the knife-ear aliens and ugly mutant bug freaks and then fuck whatever women we want, rape them at bayonet point if we feel like it.
>>98439172Who wouldn't fuck an elf? Eldar women are spiritually space mesugakis. correcting brats isn't just an opportunity; it's a moral imperative.
>>98439162>>98439167>>98439172The only canon Eldar x Human were MALE Eldar x female human and Eldar would sooner fuck Tyranids canonically than touch a human male.Eldar view your twink self inserts lower than animals
>>98439194I'd rape an elf.
The white Aryan man self inserts as the doomed elven civilization.Self inserting as humans is for the lesser races.
>>98439047thoughbeit is valid grammar ev&doe you don't like it
>>98439191Reminder that these are the same species that fucked Slaanesh into existence and they haven't become any less horny or depraved, instead they just deeply repress all that out of fear and are in constant inner turmoil about how they just want to have nasty, kinky, animalistic orgies but they can't anymore. Raping an Eldar woman would be like breaking down a dam holding back centuries of intense sexual repression. The fact that Eldar see humans as a lesser species would only trigger her even more because it would set off bestiality fetishes.
this place is honestly so fucking stupid. I come here to talk about the game and this type of shit is every day. and if it's not this then it's poopdickschizo nonsense with you people accusing each other of being poopdickschizo over and over for the 100th time. just worthless. and what's worse is I've watched discussion of the game get completely ignored dozens of times. shit thread
>>98439226Because the game itself sucks ass these days, the glory days of 40k were like 20 years ago, we live in the ashes and ruins of a once great civilization, sort of like the Imperium.
>>98439226>I come here to talk about the game and this type of shit is every day.Same I also came here for the hobby/lore, but it's just filled with coomers, /pol/fags, thread persona obsession, ecelebfags and general schizos
My krieg regiment lost today. The rumors were true, the Siege detachment is horrible. Using a themed army didn't help either
>>98437652Craftworld had some really shit models but Corsairs were great.
>>98439204The loser self insertsthe chad just detaches himself and enjoys the setting for what it is
>>98439258Actual TRVKE
I heard the new Dark Eldar wyches are all going to be>Ugly manfaced>Mixed gender>fully clothed in most cases
>>98439258you just made the entire hmofa community kill themselves
>>98439262Unfortunately very likely to be true, even though you're just pulling that out of your ass. We need to purge the woke from GW.
>>98439262You're posting from 2011 I see
>>98439268>hmofaNo one knows what that means, go back
>>98439268>hmofawhat does this stand for
>>98439278>>98439280Homosexual Musclemen on Female AndrogynesIt's a very niche genre of "straight trapping" porn where reverse traps trick baras into straight sex
>>98439293I don't even understand these sentences
>>98439299Crossdressing female tricks muscular fag into putting his ponos in a vagoo
>>98439280human male on female anthro
>>98439226>hey did you pick the stand on objectives detachment or the waste a units turn on objective detachment?>nah, I picked the kill shit detachment >oh actually thats kind of trite mate>yeah, I guessThis is the best and most discussion you're getting out of 40k currently.
>>98439226That's exactly what poopdickschizo would say.
>>98439311>mateFuck off ratfag
>>98439088Im gonna promise you dude, porn and chronic internet abuse have skewed your perception of the world. more importantly, is having the sex and sexuality of the 40k universe really that important to your enjoyment of the universe? just accept the world for what it offers.
Is "objective play is le good" actually the biggest midwit take regarding 40k rules? It seems like you've got a bunch of pretentious fags that just take it as some kind of enlightened wisdom that "erm, akshually having a wargame's victory conditions be about killing things is LE BAD, it's more fun to run around and stand on magic circles and score points" when in reality it's just an Emperor's Got No Clothes situation, everyone goes along with it because they see everyone else going along with it, but the answer is actually dead simple, the game really would be way fucking better if the missions were literally just "kill everything".
>>98439003Speak for yourself weakling kin. Skysplinter Assault goes hard we ride with death willingly at our sides and in our hearts.
>>98439337Holy shit that's a lot of pain engines
>>98439311>>oh actually thats kind of triteFuck off retard, killing shit is more engaging than jacking off on pieplates.
Can I use these?
>>98439258Oh no. I've been killed.
>>98439326If missions are just 'table the other guy' it encourages the most degenerate army compositions imaginable. Battleline units already have no purpose except to sit on objectives and die, this would render a full 50% of every codex irrelevant
>>98439369Then GW should actually make Battleline units feasible by writing good rules for them and put the fucking FoC back in the game
I dont play full scale 40k. I play kill team. What is so bad about full scale 40k? To me, I'd find it annoying carrying around my army. Moving 1-2 kill teams is simple. Moving a massive 4000 point army or something? Seems excessive.
>>98439258
>finally have time to paint my Dixie Guard>sudden onset of rain that won't let up for multiple daysSighDo I gamble on a shit prime/paint job with the humidity?>>98439369>Battleline units already have no purpose except to sit on objectives and dieA good few factions have characters and special units that do this job far better, meaning there is no use for Battleline even further.The entire game's balance is not great between factions, between units themselves in the same roster, unit point values across the board and detachment costs being nonsensical vs. their usefulness. The secondary objectives are there as a cheap (in terms of mental work on GW's part) means of making the game not just "kill the other guy faster," while still in practice doing that because most objectives require units on the table to complete.GW needs to actually have playtesters (for all factions, preferably) to fix this issue.
>>98439359Greys exist in 40k so kinda
>>98439359I will only tolerate vipers when they get a miniature release for xcom.with all this talk of of hmofa I gotta back to /trash/ to check out the scaly general.
>>98439407You actually should stay there and/or kill yourself.
>>98439411You first tourist-kun
>>98439411Holy secondary
>>98439406>Greys exist in 40kI believe you, but I'd like the source
>>98439326gunline armies have a large advantage when the goal is just to table an enemy.think about it: your weapon profile has a 36'' range, and have a 66-33% chance of hitting depending on the army. Every turn it gets to do this as long as you have eligible targets.meanwhile melee armies that have no weapons have to close the gap through multiple turns of taking damage before they can dish any significant damage back. Objectives force armies to meet in the middle tactically and actually play for physical control of board space.
>>98439411>mad over someone liking snake bitchesgrim.
>>98439405you can always give your models a bath in alcohol and try again if the humidity is too much
>>98439418You know the retards will respond with "Well, why are factions bringing knives to a gunfight in the year 40,000?"
>>98439405ah fuck, that reminds me I promised to prime a miniature to test out if its alright to prime minis in high humidity. be back in a minute.
>>98439418>>98439369>tfw we finally get a lore-accurate Tau game of the Tau just shooting the enemy from beyond their range and then flying back whenever they get close until they're all dead
>>98439417Fra'al
>>98439427Good pointTo arms in Space Dixie, I guess>>98439433It's extremely wet most of the year where I live, I'd love to see how this turns out to know if I'm fretting over (nearly) nothing
>>98439444>that barghesithe melty from that one retard who spent thousands commissioning art of his headcanon of what they are after the barghesi dog got shown off for the red corsairs was legendary
>>98439418>gunline armies have a large advantage when the goal is just to table an enemy.Only if the game is badly designed. This was not an issue playing table games in 3rd edition for example.
>>98439088>The Imperium's female population would kill all the males and surrender themselves to be Eldar or Tyranid breeding/fuck stock.sounds like irl women could do (can't blame them for that)
>>98439444>SslythI just like the characterization that they're friends with the Deldar because they're the only race as cruel, cold and evil as them
>>98439439>NO KRORKWHAT THE FUCK!?
>>98439405>GW needs to actually have playtesters (for all factions, preferably) to fix this issue.GW doesn't have players on staff good enough to even understand how to get the most out the factions they do play test. The only one they do is Josh Reynolds who plays Space Marines and Necrons
>>98439474Sslyth return ssssssoon.I can ssssssense it.
>>98439444The Fra'al art there is from d20 modern or something similar. iirc there hasn't been much description of Fra'al since their BFG ships, which were just upside down pewter destroyers.
>>98439492Extinct.
Should you ever try to blend or mix metallic colored paints? I wanted to try doing more "blending" and glazing and what not but I paint models with a lot of metallic colors like silvers and golds etc. I don't feel those can be blended well or like colors mixed very well because of how metallic paints are.
>>98439497That's my point, they overvalue things that ARE strong at their skill bracket (but not necessarily at higher or lower ones), skewing the list in both directions.Ideally in a pipedream, GW needs to have a few players of varying skill levels for each faction so as to aggregate a general balance inside of and between the factions to avoid this back-and-forth act they've been doing, but GW is GW so c'est la vie.
>>98439492That's just some badly AIslopped image of a gundam
>>98439444the fraal have never been described
The Krork obsession reminds me of the old Custodes obsession before they were actually an army where some people just could not stop obsessing over and jacking off how cool and amazing they were compared to any of the current 40k factions, especially Space Marines even though we had super minimal lore about them.
>>98439492it's so funny that there's a large group of orkfags so insecure about their faction that their dreams are to essentially just turn orks into space marines
>>98439553it's because the kroks and custodes are big and 40k players are size queenssee also the primarch obsession
following up a promise from an anon asking how a model looks primed at 71% humidity (humid enough that I felt a waft of warm muggy air on my face and immediately began sweating as soon as I stepped outside) here you are. I’ll also post my meganobz that were primed at 50% humidity as a comparison. they look pretty good to me desu, and I will also prime a couple more when it reaches 80% to see if there’s a breaking point.
>>98439417pygmies were their degenerated descendants
>>98439553It's total reddit behavior. Krork lore is lame and gay Timmy stuff (DUDE THEY WERE LIKE SOOO HUEG LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS TWO STORIES TALL AND HAD GIGA SUPER POWER ARMOUR LIKE AN IMPERIAL KNIGHT AND THAT WAS JUST THE BASIC FOOT SOLDIER, I'M TWELVE YEARS OLD AND THIS IS EPIC AWESOMESAUCE!!!) like almost everything else to do with the War in Heaven.
>>98439564here’s my meganobz mostly unpainted. >>98439452same for everything. I really don’t like the idea of not being able to paint for months at a time.
>>98437669I'm just waiting for them to tell me to rebase my shit to 32's.I know you want to GW, get it overwith.
>>98439591
>>98439591it is IMPERATIVE that the assassins have big assasses
>>98439558I think there are memebers of the Ork faction who just hates how "funny" the Orkz are. I can't ever take them seriously even though I like their models. It feels like if you are into Orkz but aren't a `ERE WE GO LADZ!!! kind of person, there is no room for you. Like there aren't any Orkz who are known to be serious as far as I know. So all Orkz just seem like the "Just muckin` about!" kind of Ork. Am I wrong?
>>98439600
>>98439606
>>98438965I know your point was probably about the Armageddon intercessors being intercessors and not tacticals, but they *did* update the land speeder as just a land speeder, even though they've already tried and failed to primaricize that unit with the storm speeders.
>>98439613
>>98439604Yeah nah you don't know shit
>>98439621
>>98439502>>98439541https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Fraalthey ripped them off from therethey are greys
>>98439624I see you are the "`ERE WE GO LADZ WAAAGHH!!! RED ONES GO FASTER!!" kind of Ork.
>>98439627>>98439600are these two ass orders extinct in 40k or what?
>>98439604not sure if you’re merely pretending, but that’s absolutely not true. both blood axes and goffs have sub kultures that take themselves incredibly seriously and invest in using proper tactics and training drills.
I fomo'd into a baneblade while it still has the extra sponson. What's the best octoblade magnetization guide/kit?
>>98439663
>>98439662EoB's
>>98439604>>98439654another for stormboyz
>>98439667
Do you think painting necrons is inherently boring? Because of how they are, it seems that you can be sort of creatively limited when painting them. They don't have normal flesh obviously and most necrons don't use clothes obviously. Just feels hard to give them character. What are some creative ways you can paint necrons?
>>98439673
>>98439558krorkfags aren't orkfags, that's the issue, they are HHfags
>>98439652IIRC they still exist, they just don't have models in 40k.
>>98439654Did you read that page anon? Kommandos and Stormboyz (and Goffs) are all considered weirdos by Orks because they use regimented tactics and strategy rather than propa brutal kunnin' or kunnin' brutality. It's just not Orky.
>>98439654>>98439670Welp. I stand corrected. It is good to know that not all orkz are all about muckin about.
>>98439689that anon has no fucking clue what he's talking about, he's a fake fan, the pages he posted prove him wrong
>>98439675aztec/mexican day of the dead/mayanall black with big neon edge highlights, but pretty sure you'd have to do fluorescents first and then do black in reverse-edge highlight fashion which is hard imodifferent colors of metalbone-related colorings
>>98437885For the upcoming doubles tourney, yes.It's one of my mates I've done a doubles tourney together before, last time his bloodthirster shat the bed in the last round while we're were playing on top table so he's trying to redeem himself for that last performance.as for actual partners I've got my gf and Bae
>go to my lgs to buy some stuff>every table is full with people playing games>almost all the armies are greytide or halfassed "tournament ready" models with 3 colors slapped on themwhat causes this phenomenon
>>98439684can't they use the hh ones?
>>98439714having friends
>>98439194>The only canonCanon doesn't matter.
>>98439675You chose how you paint your guys.You choose basic bitch Sautekh steel that's on you. You chose Thokht Black and Blue, again on you.You don't have the imagination to paint them any way that isn't showing up in official material, this can be fixed but it starts with you.
>>98439714People wanted to play there armies while still working on them with their friends.
>>98439616Actually the Land Speeder was part of my issue, because they DID update it as Primaris-looking in aesthetics rather than just remake the original.
>>98439675They have a pretty high ceiling for what you can do with them scheme-wise while still being easy to paint, but they're not very kitbash-friendly.
HERE COMES MR. BILL'S DOG!
>>98439577I don't see Eldar fans jacking off the war in heaven nearly as often as all the krorkers
>>98439739>bright gold skeletonsThis amuses me greatly, I now know how I'm painting my Necrons
Thoughts on the morality of selling hellblasters that were previously up my ass. Yay or nay?
>>98439755You're right, usually eldarfags are annoying but that's one thing I will give them, they're not as bad as the Krorkers. Necronfags fall somewhere in the middle.
>>98439761Perfect for when you want even the Nihilakh to think you're awful gauche.
>>98439761If I ever did Necrons, I'd paint them gold with turquoise, feathers and all that Mesoamerican jazz. Think AoS has some Lizardmen pyramid terrain piece that'd make a neat base for a Monolith conversion.
>>98439675effects, osl, nmm chrome, etc.lots of cool ways to add flavor
>>98439714>be at lgs today to showcase a game>take my 40k just in case, in a case>guy comments and proceeds to show me his >base coat, maybe highlights, otherwise flatter than a loli gacha character>recommend a wash or to paint with contrasts if unsure with picking a specific wash for the job>'oh i don't even spray them and don't have washes'>guy literally bought a vehicle box 3min ago so not like paints are that expensivei only really give an excuse to 10yo who managed to paint without primer and peaking through paint despite not thinning and not losing all the details in the process and would gladly take lazy "battle ready" 3 colors
>>98439688>>98439696never said that ALL orks are like that. remember, this is to address>It feels like if you are into Orkz but aren't a `ERE WE GO LADZ!!! kind of person, there is no room for you.and>Like there aren't any Orkz who are known to be serious as far as I knowwhich the pages show are extremely common to the point they aren’t even individual characters or tribes, but entire generic units, and they’re seen in almost every ork warband even if in small numbers.>but they’re considered weird by other orksso? they still exist, and like I said are everywhere. you can easily have a tribe of /yourdudes/ who are completely straight edge, and ignore the fact that the rest of the orks are bumbling retards.
>>98439715No datasheets, not even in legends.
Weeeellll Papa Nurgle gonna hurl when I lick his feet. His foot fungus makes a tasty treat. I'll slather him up, I'll slather him down, make that tongue go to town. Nibble on a boil, suck on heel crust, sucking nurgle toes I am gonna bust. Papa nurgle laughs with a hearty grin while I wipe his sole grease from my chin. "Good job my lad, you've made chaos glad".
>>98439675>What are some creative ways you can paint necrons?>painted like tron holograms>painted with lots of rust and oxidation>painted like eroded stone or pottery >painted with overgrown moss and vines>make a distinction for "bones" & "armor">use the panels for inscriptions & glyphs >phyrexia: ceramics + blood from within >heavy use and abuse of glowing effects >cosmic patterns on the glowy bits parts>a model's half is painted mid-teleport>"liquid mirror" paint for T1000 'nators>with organic bone n guts in some spots
>>98439630Nigger, it says they're different in the third sentence of the link you posted. Get your shit together.
>>98439818What the fuck
>>98439841Anon is saying that the name is so close that it can only possibly be a direct reference, and that the writer who added them had the dnd fraal in mind for their look, in addition to stealing the name
>>98439818what tune do I sing this in to make it complete?
new beastpack
I was feeling really horny when Ol' Mister Khorney was coming up to get on down. He gave me a cup, a wink and a "sup?". He asked me to fill it with brown. I gave a puff on his blunt and a big ol' grunt as I squeezed the way he pleased. With a plop and a splash I was swimming in cash as the blood god then sneezed. Now I'm covered in doo-doo, but its really cool 'cause loves me so. So with a smile and a wink, I lick off the stink and have good day y'know!
>>98439855Anon is saying >This article means what I want it to mean instead of what it literally says at the beginningbut then also wants to use the rest of the article as some sort of valid source. Can't have it both ways.
Slaneesh was jammin' down my street, sliding along to a funky beat. I hollered out "Nice tits yo! You wanna suck my meat? Its a tasty treat. I'd give those fun bags a-go." He whipped out the dick and my jaw dropped quick. I want a polish that stick! I promise, no homo.
Tzeentch has 12 arms, there can come no harm in sniffing and snorting all day. Imagine the smell of that blue feller, well, I'd say thats got me cumming anyway. Woah, Tzeentch made me gay. I wanna smell his armpits all day. I'd tickle those bird toes and suck on his beaky nose until he changed me away.
>>98439873I like the croc better
>>98439897do you think the similarity in the name is a coincidence?
>>98439936Looks worse than the old one.
>>98439936Old good new bad, this sculpt fucking mogs that goofy shit.
>>98439994Meh
>>98439940Clearly doesn't matter what I type here, you'll just >interpret it to mean whatever you want already. It could be a reference, there's lots of those in 40k and nerd things in gerneal, but it could be otherwise and it explicitly says they're different so why not believe that? There was plenty of room in the bfg bit about xenos ships to make the reference clear but they didn't.
>>98439818>Weeeellll Papa Nurgle gonna hurlYeah, he'll hurl alright after seeing travesty of a post.
>>98440022you didn't answer the question:do you think it is a coincidence or not?
>>984394613rd edition existed during dial up and the meta was very slow to develop and spread. This is something all competitive games have to deal with now.
>>98439675I like crusty Rustcrons
>>98440039lol you want people to read between the lines and you can't get an answer out of that? Get fucked, your question is meaningless. Take the direct answer from the article that says they're not the same.
>>98439818>BLAM
>>98440080Agreed, the only time I think I've ever liked Necron models is when they were done in rust or patina or like, coming out of a swamp covered in algae and stuff. There are ways to make them really cool, but basic silver metal or whatever always looks bad and garish colors look even worse.
New Orks when? Are there rumors of models we haven't actually seen visual evidence of yet?
>>98439841they ripped them off from therethey are greys
>>98440134>Are there rumors of models we haven't actually seen visual evidence of yet?Yeah, don't worry there is definitely more coming with the Codex wave. Most likely Lootas, Burnas and Stormboyz.
>>98440108>>98440039
>>98440168>>98440237>It means the opposite of what it says really! Burden of proof is on (you). Show where it says they are greys.
>>98438092Didn't a good portion of executioners hall to chaos after the Badab war, while who ever was left had to go on a pentient crusade?
>>98439940>>98440039>>98440237nta but I’m going to say that yeah, its a total coincidence. the name “fraal” is such a generic alien sounding name someone could easily have just been making random sounds until they hit a noise that sounded “natural”. also, nothing in 40K fra’als lore sounds like grey shit either. no abductions, no ancient aliens guiding the birth of civilization, no flying saucers.
>>98440080same
He looks happy. Just living in the moment.
>>98440273what is this? did this retard fall into a sarlaac pit?
>>98440286
What do you guys think of this as the color palette for my necrons? The brown adobe mud color for the main color and the turquoise for the eyes and details. What could I do for a sort of gritty texture on my models? Maybe a light slap of texture paint first.
>>98440252>>98439630
What are some funny instances of shit that can't be found anywhere but the underhive?
>>98439226I know you... poopdickschizo! from the GW2 general thread on /vg/! ITS YOU. Or are you... poopdickschizo... from THAT thread on /trash/.WHICH POOPDICKSCHIZO ARE YOU!?
>>98440273A remarkable number of my ultra-bitter jaded Chaos Marines look like they are having a fantastic time.>>98440332A genestealer infestation is a rather unconcerning affair, compared to the mega swarm of rats that have mutated into a super-sentient hive mind and are actively trying to kill everything in an expanding circle.
anyone got any games planned this weekend?I might play some kill team
>>98440365No lol.
>>98440332Humorous Escher girls.
>>98440354derp wrong pic
Would it be blasphemous to play older edition rules using new models? I mean the new terminators are basically the same as the old ones.
>Got the Ogor Mawtribes Army Set for AoS>That sold out within 40 mins of going live for pre orders>GW stores and LGSes all said the Ogor Army Set sold out at their stores too>GW store owner said GW sent him 2 Army Sets to sell in the store and one guy came and bought bothNot even the fucking Defilers and Iron Warriors Combat Patrol sold out that fast. Hell, the Exodites for Kill Team sold out fast too. Are these scalpers? Why the hell are these two going so fast?
Did Midhammer Space Marine Captain’s come on 40mm bases? I have a small Firstborn force, and I found a Ultramarine Praetor, though it’s on a 32mm one.
>>98440387defilers sold out in minutes
>>98440325
>>98440394Lol no. I think he was initially using 25mm.
>>98440372Oof
>>98440332Not "haha" funny, but there's a hive world north of the EoT that has rodents with prosthetic blades for limbs. Nobody knows where they come from or why they exist at all. They're clearly not natural so somebody's gotta have made them. And they probably weren't dumped off with some shipment since more of them keep cropping up all the time. But then that suggests there's someone who's been spending years mutilating an ungodly number of rats and surgically attaching shivs and switchblades to them. Maybe it's just one psycho's hobby, but what the actual hell are you supposed to make of that?
update on priming minis in high humidity. I just primed these guys in 77% humidity and immediately after a light rain. I’d also say these guys look good. I guess that one anon was right when he talked about how he primes in the rain.what color scheme should I paint them in celebration?
>>98440387Yes, there most certainly are scalpers active with Warhammer. Furthermore they do tend to actively target FOMO boxes, other limited releases, and anything that seems to induce any level of hype.Which is to say that the more excited people online are over a new release the more likely scalpers will act upon it.
>>98440435What do scalpers do with items that no one buys from them?
>>98440432bad moon
>>98440449Keep raising prices hoping somebody falls for it as they get harder to source
>>98440318Maybe add some green oxidation to it too.
reminder that the vast majority of secondaries and tertiaries do not understand 40k as a setting and deserve to die.
>mini of the month is a push-fit with a head optionI don't get these often but I've never seen that before. It's kind of fun. Is it only this one because it's going to be the new in-store demo model?
>>98440531like those chucklefucks on the ss13 cm pve server?
>>98440531>secondaries and tertiariesWhat does this mean? I imagine this question will mark me for death..
>>98439162
>i like orks :D XDXD>who here GSC and who here JUST?>let chaos idols take the thread>dark eldar refresh is coming i can feel it
>>98440387There are scalpers but the hobby is also full of whales with a lot of money and dreams.
>>98440080>>98440271>necrodermis>rusting
>>98440531Could say the same about all the people who post here and don't own models
>>98440604miracle substances have nightmare problems
>>98439932>>98439916>>98439881The absolute state of chaosfags
>>98439575HOLY SHIT GW BRING ALL THESE BACK
>>98440587>secondariesfans who only read novels, play video games, etc and have never touched the actual hobby part of...the hobby. Will claim to still be "part of the hobby" because they read black library novels.>tertiariessee above, but they don't even read novels, they just maybe play video games and watch lore sloptubers. more casual than the casuals, but will claim to be "HARDCORE FANS!!!"
How good of fighters are Flawless Blades? How do they match up in swordsmanship against Incubi?
When did 2000 points become the standard?
>>98440622I will do you one better, I WILL say all the people who post here and don’t own models do not understand 40k as a setting and deserve to die.
>>98440587>Actual hobbyistDoes all of the following - Builds models, paints models, plays the game>SecondaryIndulges in secondary methods of the hobby. Things like lore, books, games and such. If you are into 40k and you've never touched a model but played Dawn of War and Space Marine, you are a secondary>TertiaryWatches youtube videos of the above.
>>98440658What if I build and paint models but don't play the game?
>>98440664you're a hero to the british economy
>>98440648>Incubi>WS 3+>Flawless Blades>WS 2+make way for the superior conehead, knife ear.
Is there a word for people that own models, play the game but know little to nothing about the lore?
>>98440670I just think they look cool and also I live in an isolated mountain village with no local Warhammer community.
>>98440675lorelet
>flawless gays
Is there any easy resources for force disposition missions rules for match ups besides the Warhammer app?Currently need to pick between the following for my list>Priority Assets>Reconnaissance>Purge the
I want to get good at drawing so I can get into animation so I can get good at animation so I can make a piece of media where Eldar are portrayed positively
>>98438588>is the combat patrol worth gettingYes as you’ll probably get use out of everything in the box.Cultist are great for the home objective by screening out deep strike and also late game scoring.Legionaries are okay but only really ever seen with chaos lord to boost him on his go turn or IW lascannon spam.Possessed are great skirmish pieces thanks to their fast movement and decent damage output.The master of possession is again okay overall just a movement buff piece that can have an enhancement stuck on for cheap.Old berserker, stick them on the right bases and people won’t have a problem and will probably think it’s pretty cool seeing older models. A pretty common theme in the CSM codex is that every unit is middling to good on its own but with certain buffs from either characters or detachment rules can be sent to absurd levels in terms damage output.
>>98440680FUCK YOU
>>98440587Primary: owns models, the majority of them are painted and assembled, and has actually learned some of the rules to at least have a pickup game at some point.Secondary: reads wikis, reads some novels, plays some of the videogames. Doesn't have an actual army, may have like one box of models for novelty. Might have some half-painted models. Some of them might play TTS.Tertiary: watches shorts or youtube, hasn't read very many if any books, doesn't own any models, has never painted anything. Might play the vidya, maybe the popular mainstream ones.Then you have a tier above Primary, which is people like me, who own multiple armies, all impeccably painted, perhaps has won some best-in-event awards for painting or playing or both, has read over a dozen novels, and knows the rules well enough to teach others. >>98440664Only engaging in two thirds of the hobby is fine for being a primary in my opinion. You can collect and paint but not play, or you can paint and play other people's stuff but not have the money for your own army. I think any two of the three qualifies someone for being a primary.I think at the end of the day, it's about enthusiasm and sincerity.
>>98440681none of your insults will hurt a trus emperor’s children liker. they saw this image and knew exactly what they were about.
>>98440687https://gdmissions.app/11th/primary-missions
>>98440703I think that its fine being a secondary or tertiary.For me it's the level of disgust towards obnoxious fans/LARPers which gets worse the more detached they are from the minis.Like an annoying Aeldari poster is one thing if he has models, but people like tertiary Krieg fanboys make me violent and ill.Of course there are exceptions to the rule like Decalfag being worse than the aforementioned Guard LARPers.
Thoughts on starting Daemons in 11th?Are they about to get squatted? Any good/fun to play?
>>98440707do you think those tubes are milking his tit?
>>98440708That's perfect, ty.
>>98440604It's space rust.
>>98440332The people in charge of recycling bodies into corpse starch sometimes suffer psychotic breaks and decide that a) they need to gather more bodies to make more starch, and b) all the starch belongs to them. In the most extreme cases the local government will send in riot police to essentially fight subterranean urban warfare against the recycling plant staff.Basically, in the underhive it's a common occurrence for civil wars to break out over who owns the protein powder.
>>98440680I guess that's me then
Does anyone have the old pic of a daemonette dressed up as a maid accidentally vacuuming up a Tson? pic unrelated
>>98440703We are going to have to see your armies, anon
>>98440746GAINS FOR THE GAINS GOD!
>>98440604>he doesn’t know about the cosmic rustngmi
Me? Quaternary. All my knowledge about 40k is secondhand from people who watch youtube shorts.
>>98440718Decalfag is the goat though, have you ever seen one poster cause so much seethe before? That takes some talent
Which Primark has the lowest character score to how much they are a plot device score?
Is the combat patrol a good place to start with a votann army?
>>98440769its not really talent, and it took way more effort for what he got out of it desu. he needed to spend over a year consistently acting the way does for people to actively hate him. before it was just amusement, mockery, and some genuine advice. any poster here, even someone like collageanon or purpleanon could cause seething if they decide to act up for that long.
>>98440772ferrus b y a country mile
>>98440772ferrus, he’s essentially a brick, and his main use was to show how deep fulgrim’s betrayal has gotten.
>>98440774I'm assuming you mean the current one of 3 thunderkin, 5 hearthguard, an einhyr champ and 10 hearthkyn warriors? It's a solid box. Every unit in the box is useful in the army and something you'll likely want multiples of.
>>98440758nvm found it
>>98440772Ferrus and Kurze with the former in the lead.Ferrus died purely to show Fulgrim's fall and Kurze spent the HH in prison then committed suicide by cop.
>>98440758how come 40k fan artists always go for faggot artstyles instead of going for blanche weirdness like you posted?
Have you seen those sorts on YouTube South Park style Warhammer 40K? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7IZUeQi6_ohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/TQFuoGqBl3c
>>98440808How come you keep complaining in every thread?
>>98440815AI slopMay as well be an obese genderbent Magnus
Army for this feel?
>>98440819post other times I complained in other threads please.
>>98437624Hey, I'm pretty new to 40K and I wanted to ask for some advice.Last weekend I played a 2v2 1500 point match (750 points each player) Tyranids + Necrons against Space Furries and (female...) Custodes.I played Necrons and my list is mostly based on combat patrol units (warriors + overlord + chronomancer, doomstalker, scarabs, skorpekh destoryers, LHD, Ammentar in Awakened Dynasty detachment).I was really struggling against Wolf Cunt Terminators (4 wounds, 2+/4++, -1 wound if S > T), I was able to take out some of them with Ammentar + Skorpekhs, but after they died I felt like all my shooting did absolutely nothing to them. They were just standing on the objective and tanking every shot (-1 to hit due to benefit of cover) and this mofo brought 2 10-man squads of them with leaders (some bald dude throwing a hammer and the guy with 2 personal wolves).I read some advice online about 'just ignore them bro', but how can I go for anything else if these are his only units and anything else are Custodes that are apparently even more tanky…Are there any Necron units that can deal with them? I was super annoying to play against and makes me either want to stop playing or just not play that fucker again, since I need to plan and strategize, while this fucking furry can just deploy - go straight to the middle objective and win (wow what a fucking tactical genius)...
>>98440822Space wolves.
>>98440847Fuck these furry cunts...they are cringe as fuck. Dude beer, dude the wolf spirit inside me dude bro, we're like Vikings, I will sing a song of the wolf before the battle brothers...and after the battle you can take me from the back along with your wolves. Red rockets dudes!
>>98440822me on the left
>>98440859They sometimes feel like a deliberately shitty legion, as if someone clapped their hands and told the writers "now let's make it suck."
>>98440859>me when I get angry about fictional toys.
>>98440871>now>implying there was a stage where the concept of space vikings who larp as wolves wasn’t shitlol
Who are the top 5 jobber factions of 40k? Like which factions are known to be the punching bags when some more popular factions need someone or something to fight? What about jobber characters if there even is such a thing. Is there any character that just loses relentlessly just because the writers will it so? I imagine Tyranids to be jobber faction numero uno though. They basically can't speak and are considered to be "infinite" in supply. So they can job over and over and over as needed unfortunately. I heard Iron Warriors in the past would also be jobbing a lot but I am not sure if that is true or not.
>>98440884the Avatar of Khaine is the biggest jobber in the setting
>>98440884Eldar sits in the chair
Viking themed marines that have a couple wolves in art or whatever would be fine. They're dumb because gw went overboard and made them yiff about the wolftime and the wolflords and literally howl and shit. It's exaggerated to the point of being dumb but could have been fine if it was just a light theme
>>98440884angron is a pretty big jobber,
>>98440901take that back, it's not his fault
How do you feel about abstract paint schemes vs traditional paint schemes???
>For a long moment the conflict stood in the balance. The Avatar and the Daemon stood locked, straining to their uttermost, neither able to break the deadlock. Kelmon sensed the total nature of the combat. Here were two beings, driven by burning hatred, battling on every level, physical, mental, spiritual; re-enacting an old cosmic battle. Around them the struggles of man and Eldar were dwarfed by the energies unleashed. It was like two giants fighting in an ant-heap.>Slowly, painfully, the Avatar forced the Daemon back. The Daemon held its ground, but was forced to sway, curving its back away from its foe. The Avatar seemed to grow as it exerted itself more fully. Suddenly, with a final desperate surge it lifted the Daemon and broke its back over one armoured knee. A terrible psychic scream rang out. The feedback through the runes almost caused Kelmon to faint.member when the avatar Bane'd a keeper of secrets?now he dies to named marines
>>98440896They've been wolfwolfwolf since the 2nd ed codex. You dare speak against Bryan Ansell???
>>98440859Calm down ratfag ffs
>>98440901>Perturabo beat his ass>Sanguinius beat his assWho else beat his ass? I think you are right. I am pretty sure Angron might be a relentless jobber as well. Fuck.
>>98440912The Lion also woke up and beat his ass.
>>98439455Got pics of the metldown?
>>98440911Why ratfag? That doesn't make any sense...
>>98440912>fanfic
>>98440911trying too hard mutant>>98440920redditor's been trying to falseflag a ritualposter as a lolcow since he's been back and ban evading
>goes to fight angron>loses hard>smiles >says: you fool! i lost on purpose!>leaves???
>>98440928
>>98440933>>98440928Is there anything more chadded than losing and still winning at the same time?
>>98440903tf is an abstract paint scheme?
>>98440920>>98440926OK ratfag
>>98440936>still winningLMAO
>>98440928When he returns he will look like this btw
>>98440937Like this
>>98440957Rogue trader brutalist marines go so fucking hard.
>>98440962yeah, you posted something similar with aeldari, and now I’ve made up my mind.it looks like shit.
I enjoy watching Eons of Battle
>>98440962I think it just doesn't work at all. You could paint up an army like a black-and-white comic that has a single accent color, but it'd look out of place beside everything. Would be cool as a display piece though.
>>98439714I have a friend who is getting back into 40k and he's worried about ruining his models as he doesn't really paint. We told him to wait until he goes to a 40k night at the lgs and see all of the shittily painted armies which should improve confidence
>>98440962I like it.
>>98440906>now he dies to named marinesAs does everyone in the setting thoughbeit
>>98440808Probably because it's harder and less marketable
>>98441011Woke cringe subhuman...imagine looking at that dysgenic fuck and not be disgusted. I'm sure he's gay, not because he likes guys but because no woman would ever touch him.
>>98440844Nobody can answer this?
>>98440938Is this some bad attempt to force conflict?
>>98441011Hes pretty cool, I like jay too. I don't do contrast paints but its cool looking into a different style of painting.
>>98441037probably not, you’re going through an insane amount of filters here>owns models>owns models, plays games>owns models, plays games, knows the necron range well>owns models, plays games, knows the necron range well, competitive enough to know what’s good>owns models, plays games, knows the necron range well, competitive enough to know what’s good, knows how to counter certain play styles >owns models, plays games, knows the necron range well, competitive enough to know what’s good, knows how to counter certain play styles, cares enough to replyby my estimation anywhere from 50-60% of this general actually owns models, and probably half of those model owners actually play games.
>>98441065I've always reckoned roughly 90% of fags here have models.
>>98441065Yeah I guess you're right. Thanks!
>>98441087no problem, happy to let you know you’re wasting your time asking here.t. nogames model owner.
'Awoo' goes the knotty vein from Ragnar Blackmane as it pumps and dumps gallons of cum into Russ' bum. "Tickle my feet battle brothers, on my face you will skeet!" The rush of battling pink swords clashing with thick ropes of force. This is the space wolves way, gallons of cum drank everyday.
>>98441134least gay space wolves post.
I hate the fragility of our hobby. Any vindictive person could throw your whole army in the oven and roast hours of your work and money. Then the models are gone like tears in the rain. Love the hobby. Hate the fragility. I don't even think you would be able to deliver retribution upon the person who fucked the models over with you going to jail.
Welcome to the land of Fenris!Where all we do is drink wolf piss!There's no wolves they say?Well there's plenty of piss anyway!We take golden showers everyday!One for every beast we slay!When yhe wolftime comes you better not miss!Guess what? There'll be plenty of piss!From the stars it'll rain!Floating our boats once again!From every skjarl they'll say!Come to Fenris and drink piss while we pray!
>>98441073It's like 80-98% of posters on any given day. The purity testing has always been a stupid witch hunt when lots of people just don't care to post their models here for various reasons.
>>98441192I feel like the majority of the "post models!" demands are posted by people with absolutely wretched models.
>>98441195133 incoming!
>>98441199I present exhibit A
>>98441196>I feel like the majority of people who demand not to show their models are people with absolutely wretched models. FTFY
>>98441196Well I couldn't have made this post at a better time, except maybe immediately before the mutant's post.
>>98441196Well yeah look at the post immediately above yours lmao
>>98441195
>>98441206>>98441203>No models posted
>>98441202>I feel like the majority of people who demand not to show their models are people with no modelsFTFTFY
>>98441196kek
>>98441196>14 seconds afterspeak of the devil hahaha
>>98441180>>98441195Wow I had no idea you felt that way mutant. Good for you and the piss drinking I guess.
>>98441208>models postedftfy
>>98441221But bromeo, you just did!
>>98441221literal projection lol.
>>98441225Kek'd and saved.
>>98441225Can we see your medicine cabinet?
>>98441196
>>98441231Did someone not get the knotty today UwU?
What happened to hounds of morkai?
Thoughts on this color scheme?
>>98441231what kind of stalker ass question is that?
>>98441268people shouldn't throw stones in glass houses I guess you stupid mongrel.
>>98441267I already posted my models, retard >>98441219now post those hellblasters you promised that one anon with the sticky notes you’d paint over a month ago.
Can we get someone with actually good models who'll demand modelposts on behalf of the mutant?
>>98441265really dark, should have one lighter accent color
>>98441275who in the fuck would want to do something on behalf of the mutant? either way, any mention needing to post models to validate hating decalfag is worthless because anons here have posted models in reply to him for years until they realized his “mental handicap” caused him to forget everytime, so now there’s a literal collage of model posts dedicated to the decalfag to forever remind him he’ll never be welcome here by his “peers” >>98441219
>>98441294>who in the fuck would want to do something on behalf of the mutant?Absolutely nobody, which is the point.
>>98441265black trim on an already dark model looks too dark imo. maybe if its made silver it’ll pop out more even though you’ll be bordering on EC territory
>>98441306>>98441284How's this?
>>98441318breh
>>98441318Dark on dark can work, just gonna have to highlight it like crimson fists.
>>98441322>>98441325Fuck alright, hold on lemme think.
>>98441322>>98441325eh? Why do you think? Too much purple? Too gay?
>>98441342That one is ass, go purple with black trim bro.
>>98441265Try this with either silver, grey, or bone-color pauldrons.Don't think I'd bother having the power pack jets be a different color from the rest of the pack, but if you want to keep that part they might look better in silver.
>>98441318>>98441342I vote for purple and gold with saturated green accents
>>98441354Yea I originally wanted to go with black, grey and purple. Colors traditionally associated with mourning and loss, that's why they're kinda dark. This one's alot more basic but I think it's alright.>>98441361Alright I'll give it a try.
>>98441369Very nice but not exactly what I'm looking for I must admit. Although I always have loved gold and purple.
>>98441318If you're committed to dark and desaturated at least add a little bit of color and contrast for some visual interest
>>98441388In that case I might paint a marine in that scheme myself as a test. I think it looks really nice with silver and bone accents, maybe a few freehand details
>>98441419>>98441430Ok final post for the night because I don't want to spam the thread. I know it's still kinda datk and basic but I'm still hashing it out. Thanks for all of your advice and critisim, you helped out alot. Have a great night.
>>98441318Add green.
>>98441455I'd still keep the joints/undersuit black (or dark grey) but I like this one.
>>98440906I mean, Fulgrim casually strangled one to death with his bare hands while Eldrad and a couple wraithlords were right there trying to stop him.We also had a couple carnifexes kill one in the nid codex a while back.They basically exist just to lose. Same as anyone to space marines really.
has anyone tried the posable magnetic flight stands from magnet baron? I'm wondering if the connection is solid enough or if I should just get/make a regular flat flight stand.
>>98441011He sounds incredibly fruity but he's alright in my books.
>>98441001prove it
>>98441017black and white comic style with super red blood splatter might be cool especially as a khorne army
>>98440884NIGHT LORDS Planetary Defence ForceCraftworld Eldar, esp Avatar Demon Primarchs Gayknights. Their new order to go get killed by the emperor if he tries to get up is superjobber.
>>98441241You're so feminine it's grotesque
>>98440962could work, looks cool actually. Issue is that you could run into extremely autistic people in this hobby who will shit on that sort of paintjob for not being "loRe aCCuRatE" enough and call you a fag for not playing ultramarines or whatever the fuck
>>98441523Can you please stop shitting up the thread.
>>98441528Go seek attention elsewhere you corrupt schemer.
>>98440387Still available in the EU two weeks later. Defiler was gone in a day. Is scalping more of a problem in the US?
>>98441532Enjoy yet another ban.
>>98440387my lgs had like 6 of them just chilling thereI don't really like ogors so I passed
>>98441546
>>98441549That's not an answer nomodels heathen.
>>98441546hellblaster status?
>>98441546No you don't. I just asked you nicely to stop shitting up the thread and now you are having a meltdown. Last (You) from me. Go away.
>>98441546You haven't painted Anything in 11 Months and have never played a Game
>>98441554Imagine engaging a chapter brother disingenuously and thinking you have the higher moral ground...be careful my kinsmen.
>>98441557Anime website, tourist
>>98441554Goddamn that looks nice. And I can see you have a lot more tolerance for acrylic pinwashes than I do.It's a little funny how everyone is better than him at painting the army that he's so obsessed about "repping."
New>>98441576>>98441576>>98441576
>>98441560If we make it to a full year of decalfailure not painting his hellblasters, I might buy a box of them to mark the occasion. Or I'll just get the kill team box of deathwatch dudes, one of those guys can take a plasma incinerator if memory serves.Hell that might make for a solid September collage theme.
>>98441588Hellbaster status?
>>98441167Why would you seek retribution?We paint the models for the experience of a cool game, to be remembered for the few years we live, the models are secundary.
>>98441557tranime website
