Liliana forma de blanco edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-august-10-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>98599190>Thread questionis there a legendary creature or planeswalker in particular you'd like to see planeshifted in Reality Fracture?
SEXOOO SEXOOO SEXOOO WITH WITCH SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
>>98614995based witchsexxoer
I just wanna play magic without the scalping and mtx.is the mtg 2014 pc game my only option?
>>98615004what does mtx mean?
>>98615016micro transactions
>>98615004you can play forge, or the old shandalar game that also got a modded fanmade versionor you can play online on untap.in or similar sitesif you want to play irl with your friends, you could build a cube
>>98615012
>>98614988>TQOOO JACE REMEMBER THAT HOT ANGEL AVACYN YOU WANNA HAVE SORIN STILL MAKE HER BUT WITH BLACK MANA THIS TIME OOOO JAAACE
>>98615031damn, I always dismissed forge as some "other" game, but you can actually play magic.
>>98615092that would be cool>>98615101its a.i. is not the brightest, but it's good enough, there are also fun puzzle games to solve
>>98615092Does that mean there'd be a white version of her demon counterpart, hellebore or whatever his name was
>>98615221Griselbrand?
>>98615229>Discard 7 cards, gain 7 life
>>98615247discard 7 cards, create 7 food tokensgrillybrand
>>98615088
Will any cards create gearthwood tokens except the un playable uncommon one already shown?
>>98615259Unironically not a completely crazy idea.>Innistrad is fucked in large part because Edgar Markov turned the aristocracy into vampires>the impetus for this was a famine caused by the demon Shilgengar>if something had counterbalanced Shilgengar from the start, Edgar's incentive to research a "cure" for hunger would not exist>Jace knows of Griselbrand through Liliana, making it easy to reach for him when devising a solution to vampirism>if Griselbrand had instead run soup kitchens for the humans of the plane, vampirism might never have come to be>enter food token spammer Griselbrand
>>98615320huh, that's actually a clever plot point
Come back to Premodern, /tg/.It's been more than two years now since I've 1st warned you... It's time to come back home.It's time to come back to true Magic: The Gathering.
>>98615337but my yshtola ...
>>98615279
>Statement on Today's The Zeta Set Sale>For everyone that showed up for today's Chaos Vault sale of The Zeta Set—it was a disaster.Holy guacamole what did I miss?https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/statement-on-todays-the-zeta-set-sale
>>98615365
>>98615432""This was an awful drop, was on the site an hour before the sale started," one frustrated comment on X reads. "I waited for about 50 min, then it said I still had a 35min wait... and then the line "paused" indefinitely. I looked around and saw posts that it was already sold out.""I was wondering why I was not able to check out," another hopeful buyer said. "Every time I hit cart, it just told me to log in and when I tried, it just gave me the 'sign up for the newsletter!' Over and over again until my 10 mins was up."Unfortunately, these issues are not new to Secret Lair. Fans have been complaining ever since the print-to-demand model was abandoned, as these coveted products are inevitably the target for scalpers and bots, who often make purchasing them impossible. The nature of The Zeta Set drop seemed to make things worse. The cards were sold in the form of sealed booster packs, a first for Secret Lair. The packs also included alternate art, with a 10% chance of opening a "photocopy negative card", and a 5% chance of opening a "color banding treatment.""hmmm
>>98615432Man talk about tonal whiplash from the SL team.>Sep 1, 2026>Hatsune Miku releasehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/checking-back-in-with-secret-lair>The short version is that it went incredibly well!>Sep 3, 2026>Zeta set releasehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/statement-on-todays-the-zeta-set-sale>For everyone that showed up for today's Chaos Vault sale of The Zeta Set—it was a disaster.
>>98615004>>98615019>I wanna play a card game without micro transactions
>>98615002nah it's the worst forced shitpost
When is the next non-themed set going to be released?
>>98615814Every set is themed set. They always have been. It was just more subtle.
>>98615016male to x - trannies
>>98615814once foundations rotates out
>>98614988>mono white discardI BET there will be no white cards that trigger from discarding for a good payoff. and I shall summon HIM once thee notice, for I already know this future to be true
>>98615004If your main issue with mtg is buying the cards>card kingdom sells 60 card precon decks for $12>proxies sidesteps both your issues but at a higher cost than you'd probably like>any 60 card deck $60>any 4x60 card decks for $180
It's back on.https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/reality-fracture-episode-4-oh-sweetie
>Chandra snuffs her flames. "Lili's nice, you know.">"No, she is not," Vraska and Garruk say as one.
I HATE PLANESWALKERS
*Sorin turns his nose up in disgust.*
Call me when they start spoiling commons.
>>98616063Go to bed Mengucci. Pauper will never be a thing.
>>98615337Color-shifted Jihad when?
>>98616024So it's just some straight up ZA WARUDO shit now
>>98616024Liliana Blanco continues to be the best, as it should be.
>>98616024Surprised people still keep to the old church. Isn't Sigarda in charge now?
>>98616024>saccharineWhat. Please don't tell me it's White Lilianas nickname.
>>98616268Anon, thats an adjective. Its describing the double.
>>98616272Well English is my fourth language so certain lingual intricacies elude me.
>>98615337And this is hell we can't leave and the only way to prove it isn't hell is you leave forever.
>>98615460Um yikes a horned berserker is a faux pas sweetie do better.
>>98616356Why do you hate Magic The Gathering?
>>98616377I hold hate for MTG I only speak the truth.
>>98616035Where's Loot?
>>98616387You are speaking in non sequiturs.
>>98616404The truth is MTG has been on a downward decline ever since it released like the aging of a body. With Hasbro's money it staved off death and now it surpasses them but it doesn't have its former youth so now it is an abominable lich. I speak the truth that MTG is a rotting corpse and yet people act as if I spoken hate. The truth is the hate I hold for the is the perspective of the majority but frankly the truth I wish was heard is apathy.
I wonder what happened to the anon that tried to shill his one with nothings before they went up. did he kill himself from the shame?
>>98616477I agree, but I meant that nobody thinks of or speaks of Brazilians as much as you.
>>98615247>>98615259>Grillybrand>not Glizzybrand
>>98616041Reminder that LIliana has canonically seen Chandra's breasts and helped her tie up her corset.WotC really missed a trick where it was looking like the two of them were really going to be buddies and Liliana was going to be a bad influence on Chandra but that got dumpster instantly. The Diabolic Tutor art is all we got.
>>98616504you mean he became one with nothing?>>98616374kinda sad, I wish they didn't have to sanitize everything
>>98616648https://vocaroo.com/1ddcdWq8OGQu
>>98616477The fact that the big 3 has 2 licensed games should say everything about card games. People don't care about the actual game. This shit is merch to them. Magic wouldn't have survived past Duel Masters if being a good game was a core component of success.
>>98616397He's staying in Vryn with Jace's mom.
>>98616024>Garruk being the least involved member on the team, but also the most focused member on the teamIt's not a big deal but it's nice to see that, despite basically having a bunch of strangers show up with no notice to drop the end of the world in his lap and tell him to help them fix it, he knows exactly what his job is and he's doing it without complaint or lapse.
>>98614995
>>98615460
>put the prof video about hobbith cause why not>get jumpscared by tranny doing semen tasing challenge
>>98616979>Opens MtG video>Surprised there's cum slurping
Summary time. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/reality-fracture-episode-4-oh-sweetie>Tam's working out Innistrad's planar dimensions when she starts thinking about something: Can she petrify?>She tests out on a random rat, and feels SOMETHING, but it seems to 'just' paralyze the rat in fear rather than turning it to stone>And then she has a weirdly in-depth thought about the rat returning home to its family as a brave little hero telling its wife about the monster it just met>Having done that, she's happy to never do that again>She gets back to the inn she's staying at, where the innkeeper, who reminds Tam of somebody (Vraska apparently) but she can't place it, is>The innkeep asks Tam how big the plane is, then, Tam says bigger than she thought, innkeep talks about the Travails, the monster in the moon, etc.>Tam asks if she lost anybody, innkeep says she lost her uncle when he merged with Hanweir, and she was a cathar at the time apparently>Innkeep introduces herself as Moiren and gives Tam a free drink because Tam's suddenly quite introspective about how the Multiverse might suck actually>Tam then asks a very pertinent question, why is Moiren still here what with the Omenpaths and all, and Moiren just shrugs and says this is her home>She also says that avoiding pain and only going for what's easy means you never grow, to which Tam asks if suffering then dying is all life is>Moiren does bring up the church then, saying that the rest of death is the peace they're afforded after life, and that suffering isn't as bad when you know its purpose, which she says Tam'll figure out>And then a thump at the door, and three people are outside, which Tam telepathically determines to be vampires, and not friendly ones like Kirol>Moiren pulls out a sword, tells Tam to stay there and out she goes and there's some fighting noises>Tam is feeling a bit too drunk to do much, but she does peek out to watch
>>98616041I mean ever since Bolas's defeat at Ravnica she's been as nice as a black aligned character could be
>>98616024what
>>98617029>Doing nothing but moping about how other people are better than herYeah checks out for WotC.
>>98617004>Moiren is doing well, but three vampires are just a bit too fast, so Tam does help by trying her paralysis trick on them, which keeps them frozen for Moiren to decapitate 'em all>Moiren does some religious gesture, then says Tam's clearly worth saving, which causes Tam to go a bit introspective again>Later, Tam's getting ready to sleep in the inn, thinking on how horrible this place is, yet how Moiren and the inn keep standing and smiling despite it all>She starts thinking that maybe suffering itself is the point, to make the rest at the end more important, but isn't quite sure>As part of her nightly routine she sends out a telepathic scan, to see how far she can go>And oh fuck Emrakul takes notice and pulls her in for a chat>In the mental image she has, the monster in the moon is apparently just a young helpless looking girl, who pleads for help...>And of course that's a trap to get Tam closer and ensnared>Emrakul (presumably it's her) says they can help each other, because Tam herself seems hungry in a similar way to her>Tam tries to rip her way out of the mind prison thing, but then makes the mistake of looking up>And hey there's the full Emrakul, and Tam's lost for words while Emmy repeats that they can help each other>Tam, lacking any other options, approaches the puppet body Emmy's using and... Braids its hair, which Emmy seems to find amusing>Tam asks why Emmy was 'fasting' as she put it, and Emmy says she wanted to want>Tam says she wants friends, and wanting is painful>Emmy says wanting is necessary, hunger makes for a feast>Which makes some startling sense to Tam, all things considered>Then Tam asks what DOES the monster eat, and is promptly shown a vision of planes being eaten>Emmy clarifies she 'prunes' worlds, destroying the sick or dying, those that are a threat, etc.>Then Emmy says she smells a sick Multiverse on Tam, and says she can help Tam be rid of that Echoverse if only Tam will show her where it is
>>98617033During their Gatwatch days Chandra was fooled into thinking Liliana wasn't a huge bitch.
>>98616968
Please stop the sneeding.
>>98617055>The demands to show her repeat and Tam decides now is the time to run, and she just jumps into the wall of the mind prison and it shatters and she's gone>She wakes up back in her room and can only stare in horror at the moon>Back to Vraska, in front of an Omenpath that looks more like a mage-ring, and that's apparently the way to the Echoverse>She immediately sees so much of Jace in the place, and later sees something of herself too, because Jace still weaved her into the world, made some of it for her>She tries to stop thinking about that and heads to the place they're supposed to meet, a garden, with flowers that smell just like her favourite perfume>She gets to the meeting place, first to arrive, and waits for a couple of hours for Garruk, Chandra and Ajani to arrive>They're covered in some green gunk, Vraska asks what took so long, Garruk just says 'ooze' and introduces himself>Chandra's kind of in awe at the fact that Jace made this whole place, though Vraska clarified he built the framework as it were, and the Multiverse 'built' itself from his rules>Ajani then brings up Lili, because they know she's been taken by Jace, which causes Vraska and Garruk to both go "oh fuck no" because they separately hate her>Vraska doesn't want to save her and Garruk wants to fucking kill her, but Ajani's trying to say they have to rescue her at the least>Chandra compromises by saying only her and Ajani will save her, but Vraska snipes back they'll help, and Garruk agrees to only face her AFTER she's freed>They get going, and Chandra and Ajani both note the place feels like shit, but Vraska's still a bit defensive about the place, and Ajani simply says that misery is how meaning is made>Chandra says she can still feel him ever since his psychic attack way back, but here he doesn't feel as present, like he's smaller somehow>Ajani notes that a tiny Jace would be something
>>98617080>As they get going further, and even along some gravity-defying walkways that shift as you move along them, Vraska notes that this wasn't made easily by Jace, she can sort of figure that much out, which gives her some comfort>They meet some people, which Garruk's smell identifies as real, but hollow>And soon they meet... Oops, that's the wrong Lili, but they don't know that>Chandra says they're here to save her, Echo-Lili brushes that off, because she came willingly and leads them to her office>Ajani says she was taken hostage, Echo-Lili retorts that nobody could kidnap her and remain in one piece>Then Garruk pulls his axe out and declares she's not the witch he knows>Echo-Lili stands and asks if it's the dress>Ajani and Garruk both note the scents on her, marking her as a healer>Echo-Lili is indignant anyway, then Chandra tells her to prove she's the real one, and asks if she thinks about Gideon>Echo-Lili says he's the distant past, which causes Chandra to immediately call her a liar and Vraska to deck her in the face and knock her out>Vraska says she wanted to do that for years, Chandra protests that Lili is nice, but Vraska and Garruk both say she is not>Echo-Lili gets back up, healing her broken jaw>Vraska's wondering how, but Echo-Lili brushes that off, saying she'll always get back up, she needs to inform the Theorist they're there, and they're being uncooperative>And then Echo-Lili just sort of runs away, and the other four give chase down a hallway that sort of breaks things and suddenly they're back in the office>And Vraska notices she has a lot more wounds than before, and the sun has gone down>The rest are injured too, everybody seems out of sorts, and Ajani is speaking with Cyrillic for some reason so nobody knows what he's saying>Vraska realises what just happened, they already fought Jace>Echo-Lili clarifies that no, they've fought him three times already
>>98615320Did you know that a lot of soup kitchens back then were run by the Italian mob? Jace makes New Capenna 2.
>>98616968People complain about power creep yet make stuff like this.
>>98617117Oh wait Ajani's speaking Greek my bad.
>>98617117>Ajani is speaking with CyrillicIt's specifically Greek, so I guess it's meant to show he's now connected to Theros>Ποιον βρήκαμε>Who did we find?>Πρέπει να βρούμε τον Τζέις. Αυτό σου το έκανε. Μου το έκανε αυτό>We have to find Jace. He did this to you. He did this to me.
Is the emrakul thing a hint the eldrazi are returning, or just fuckeryI find the idea abhorrent after gaywatch. We will never capture the fun of RotE ever again.
>>98617195Unclear. It might be a tease for the way the Echoverse is dealt with, might be something Jace has planned for, might just be "Yes she is still in the moon stop asking".
>>98617072>>98617068ok
THEY'RE UNBANNING EMRAKUL!!!
God i hate secret lair so much. Though that is only half as much as I hate investors/scalpers/paypigs.
>>98615337Premodern-bro, what are your feelings about classic legacy (2011) ?
>>98617239Same. I only accept it when they release retro foils
>>98614988>>98616024did her tits get cut off?
>>98617216
>>98617300*
>>98617290They're actually still there.The art director for MTG is scared of the female body though so titties are VERBOTEN. If you notice every pair of tits is burka'd up or turned away in art or covered as much as possible. Even UB shit. It's not even ass stuff either it's specifically huge titties make her SEETHE.
>>98617315Make it life loss instead of damage.
>>98617315Surely if your life is tied to this vessel it would make more sense to just lose life instead having it deal damage to you without lifelink. Especially since it would be more fitting for black and less wordy.
>>98617331>>98617332good idea
not Magic The Gathering
>>98617357>mark rosewater, crying and shitting his pants
>>98617365Who are you quoting?
>>98617318mtg has been no tits allowed for like ten years now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QZ0YLfG9g8the old ads were kino
>>98617384Yeah its the same art director
>>98617384
even Ashling had a good pair...
>>98617290She's from the universe where she didn't pump herself with silicon.
>>98617402yeah great example of what was being talking about, thanks for posting it
>>98617418she was cuter when she was human
>>98617402It is a huge turn off to me when a woman's breasts are in different zip codes and their sternum pops out in between.
>>98617456>t. has never seen a shirtless woman irl
...
>>98617466SNITTIES
>>98617471you can't even see them.
>>98617462I have, thats why I know its a turn off. Happens a lot with cheap implants.
>>98617480Look closer.
>>98617033See: >>98616648
>>98617033Chandra's own grin came unbidden. "Liliana, you're two centuries older than me. Exactly which of us is supposed to be the responsible one?""Let me tell you a secret." Liliana cupped a hand playfully near Chandra's ear. "There doesn't have to be a responsible one."
>>98617616honestly I didn't expect the ear lick immediately afterwards
next ub is gonna be taimanin asagi
>>98617663
>>98617689I'll make an orc tribal deck
>>98615004Endstep.cc is a new browser client that somehow is better than mtgo and arena and let's you even play dandan, mtg forge has an adventure mode that is more or less a single player rpg like shandalar, there's also shandalar patches for modern systems, my only gripe with forge is that I haven't figured a way to remove all the slop sets from it, then you have cockatrice and xmage.
>>98617456She isn't wearing a bra, anon. Tops that have that criss-cross neck strap with no back don't hold up tits for shit.
>>98616123No their fights were deleted but nit the effects, so he's actually >「K I N G C R I M S O N」
>>98617290>big breasts in a skintight dress so much so the boob overflows and has a shadow at the creaseTheyre big sir
https://www.tumblr.com/markrosewater/826674061326336000/how-likely-is-a-harry-potter-ub-productIt's definitely coming.
>>98618111
>>98617689Which pair of colors is the blonde naive one?
>>98618136Probably green or white.
>>98618111dumb cuck
What the fuck were WotC thinking with the avatar planeswalkers? I couldn't do a damn thing. Is this salt I'm feeling?
>>98617418Argyle has always worn his personal preferences on his sleeve.
>>98618226Which cards are you referring to?
>>98618298comfy
>>98614995Gimme my potato peeler you fucking nigger
>>98615790I'm making a card game and it has no microtransactions, it exists
Will this work the way its intended on the art
>>98618368Fuck your beheld creature
>>98618379can you exile a beheld creature from the hand? cool if so
>>98618322It probably was.
>>98618368
>>98618368>Hey guys you know how people constantly bitch and moan about counterspells?
>>98618443Only because blue has a monopoly on them.
>>98618443only little bitch babies hate counterspellsthere should be more non-blue counters
>>98618266How is it that they spent so much time and effort putting thought into the last airbender set, but Star Trek is literally just REFERENCE with 0 interesting game mechanics?
>>98618368I prefer>[SPELLNAME] >GG >Instant >Target creature you control fights target spell. (Treat the spell as a creature with no abilities and power and toughness equal to its mana value. If a spell dies while its on the stack it goes to the graveyard instead of resolving.)
Is it just me or does it look like Liliana was supposed to have bigger tits here? It looks like WOTC complained about them hanging too low, so they made Alessandra Pissano chop them off.
>>98618737Definitely some sort of fuckery as the "shard" chunk doesn't match the others.
>>98618543>invent a bunch of weird new one-off rules bullshit instead of just have the card do the desired effectWIZARDSHIRE THIS MAN
>Make a voltron deck>Everyone attacks me constantly and I lose quickly>Make a Queen Marchesa/Pillow Fort deck>I let the odd person hit me once for some cards>Everyone loves me for some reason as I kill the annoying commanders with removal and wipe the board etc>Win a lot more than 25% of the timeIs it just my group, do people normally have this much of a hate boner for voltron commanders?
>>98618905Fuck me wrong thread.
>>98618849I can't wait for 701.14eOne card (Anon's Retarded Idea) refers to fighting spells...
>>98618526>they spent so much time and effort putting thought into the last airbender setWoTC employees are AuDHD manchildren that are huge fans of cartoons for babies. >but Star Trek is literally just REFERENCE with 0 interesting game mechanicsThe only thing they know about Star Trek is the surface level jokes and memes because of their afforementioned AuDHD.
Sold all my cards. Anyone have a non-cucked non-Fortnite alterative to Magic?
>>98619045cube
>>98619045Stop playing trading card games in general, they're bad for your health.https://www.denexa.com/alphabetical-game-index/
>>98616072Pavper wonSpace king wonChvds wonEVROPEANS won.
>>98619059but which one is most like magic?yes ive already played cuttle
>>98616024>endless worthless Sun Titan memes Death to Gavin Kikey and Kikewater.
It’s never too late to print actual powerful white cards into Standard, JOTC kikes.
>>98619120pavper?
>>98619160but it is too early
>>98618362That's called a BOARD GAME dumbass
>>98619160Belladonna, Gambit, Kili, are the most expensive Hobbit rares. Gleaming Splendor and Queen of Dale are in top 3 of Mythics.Kili is played in Modern along PSP.You're just a falseflagging kike.
>>98616024>>98616035fuck artists who are unable to depict characters right, and fuck wotc on focusing on only 15 characters
>>98619405You mean literally any artist trying to draw any MtG character ever? None of the MtG characters even have master references.
>>98616648>nuWalker shows hints of interesting, two-or-more dimensional behavior that might lead to enjoyable dynamics>instantly dumpstered and/or reverted to blank slateMany such cases. Garruk vs. Liliana, racist Nissa, cheese eating shitbird Sorin, Steve Irwin flavored Vivien. At least we have morally dubious Jace back again, for the moment.
>>98619323>All that kike slop still kiked out of Standard by Landfall, Dimir Spider-Man, and Mardu/Jeskike control Lying kikes always lie, so you can shut your shekel sucking kike hike, Shylock.
>>98619566A character having more than one personality trait would be both too confusing for the average MtG player, and undermine the part of the color pie they're supposed to represent. Imagine if Chandra started acting intelligent instead of being emotional all the time! Imagine if Jace stopped acting like a robot with crippling autism! Then they wouldn't properly represent their colors anymore!
>>98619566>At least we have morally dubious Jace back again, for the moment.Do we? They're making it very clear that they've separated into Jace-Proper and The Theorist™. Theorist is just generic control freak psycho.
Debut Stream on September 8 at 10am PT.
there are too many normos that confuse the color pie for a personality test when it's actually a categorization of life values
>>98619797it's actually a categorization of game mechanics and of flavors of fantasy stuff
>>98619797You mean like WotC?
>>98619617>NOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE... KIKES KIKES CHYNA!All rise for the whiteschizo national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kgfAi0iDbA
can this game be saved somehow?
>>98620058the game of magic will outlive wotcif you mean the official licensed tournament scenefuck no they're never fixing it lmao
>>98620058People have been saying this game is dead since the 90s and it's never true because the players remain cattle like they always have been.
presented without comment
>>98620233New Capenna... Home.
>>98620233>>98620242hat set
yet better than UB garbage
>>9862005875 card competitive? You can tell that even the people who balance the game dont really care about it because the 2 trannies in that team would rather play Riftbound instead of actually doing their jobs while Hasbro is fine just capitalizing in EDH players
Did somebody say hats?That's a lot of different and diverse hats for a 'hat set'
>>98620254Yes, but one with shards and fun set mechanics.
>>98619045Are you open to digital card games if they embody the creative/social spirit of paper?
>>98620233sovl and cvmfy
>>98616678Certified /tg/ classic
I can smell pauper horizons alreadyFIRE IT UP MARK
>>98620576> Pauper Tournaments from Brazil to AustraliaSo it's very popular in the Pacific, then?
>>98616678lmao
PlayPremodern:)
>>98619968This, holy shit. You know its bad when even WotC has forgotten. That combined with pigeon-holed colour combinations being locked into the Ravnica guild flavour regardless of plane / setting is so frustrating to see again and again.
>>98620233The set sucked AND the setting sucked.
>>98620710I always found retarded how the Riveteers were designed, I mean what use is the "construction workers in risky job conditions" trope in a plane with aven and magical auras that can grant flight?the only excuse I could come up with was "it's because spells and flying workers cost money and we ain't got no money for that"
>>98620602New Zealanders and South Americans must go crazy for it.
>>98620710You suck faggot.Mafia, Angels, Art Deco and Demons are cool as fuck
>>98620761I wish we could have a look at Old Capenna one day, the demons like Jetmir were around back then, maybe it could be a miniset based on his memories about how it was before the skyscrapers
>>98620671ok, here is my deck20x forest4x land leeches4x giant growth4x grizzly bears4x serrated arrows2x trailblazer2x thorn elemental2x overrun4x rampant growth2x wiitigo4x yavimaya ants1x city of solitude4x killer bees3x naturalize
>>98620761Its all toothless. A "crime" plane without a police force or any repercussions. Way too much overlap with Ravnica guild theming. They didn't have enough time to properly set up the arc of the angels being there the whole time in disguise for it to be meaningful in any way.
>>98620803I guess the brokers are kind of a privatized police forcethere are repercussions, death is ever impending there
>>98620784This is a goddamn masterpiece.
>>98620737With how Amonkhet and Kaldheim were basically just plagiarized from a Wikipedia article about Egyptian and Norse myth is it really at all surprising that all they did with New Capenna was flagrantly plagiarize from some book about the 20s? Innistrad was nothing but horror tropes from the 70s and Wizards is so hellbent on maintaining that image that it doesn't even realize that Innistrad has suffered at least three apocalypses, which you would think would have some kind of impact on the existence on the population but nope, they're just letting the mad scientists and witches just keep on doing their thing. I seriously don't think anything in Magic in the past 10 years is a novel use of magic. What exactly was unique about the space set. The Monster Hunter set was just shit Monster Hunter. Cowboys - they couldn't even avoid stealing land from the natives.Until everyone over the age of 50 working inside Wizards dies this pattern isn't going to change. I'm not saying it's going to get better after this because it will just be space music concerts with not-guitars and not-drums and animal bartenders.
>>98620865unfortunately true
>>98620818IIRC, aside from contracts being magically binding, a big reason why everyone more or less plays by the same set of rules is that there's a broad understanding that Falco Spara will go apeshit on anyone who decides the rules don't apply to them.
>>98620941makes sense, then the brokers really are the closest thing to a government new capenna has
>>98620784Love the Killer Bees. Go for it.
>>98620985Elspeth remarked that there is an actual city government but that it seems to have no agency or influence to speak of.
>>98621014I didn't know that
>>98620761>art decoI'm so fucking tired of this meme. I hate all art deco enjoyers.
>>98621252why?
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/reality-fracture-episode-5-i-dont-need-to-convince-you
>>98621308>Liliana Blanco is so imposing that all she has to do is stand around, smoke and be smug and there is nothing they can do about itShame she isn't going to live beyond this set, 10000% improvement over the original.
>>98621308>"You are the worst part of the best man," Vraska says, shaking with fury. "You are a monster."I know he dicked her down good but for real, Jace has never been the "best man" on any plane he's ever visited. She must recognize that.
Seeing Chandra's metamorphosis since Kaladesh has been weird.
Alright then. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/reality-fracture-episode-5-i-dont-need-to-convince-you>Theorist is surprised to see Vraska here, and obviously he sees her coming because he's got surveillance all across Hexhaven>He's a little surprised Garruk is there too, but Chandra and Ajani he's like "yeah that makes sense">They burst into the room (presumably for the first time) and then all but Vraska are immediately sent to the ground>He remarks they're fine to Vraska, while he hears her internally terrified about how easy that was for him>They talk, sort of, and she says they came to ask him to stop>Her calling him 'love' does stir something and give the Theorist pause, and so he asks if he still is that to her>And then he feels fear in her mind and he's baffled at that, because she SHOULD be relieved or confident or something>Intrusive thoughts remind him this wouldn't have been an issue if he could've just killed Jadzi, and he argues with that thought that he will, for sure this time>Vraska pleads once more, and then hands him the thing Ranna gave her>It's a horseshoe, from Pewter, the horse that he loved as a kid and accidentally made an illusion of after it died (themes and such)>The sudden surge of emotion and understanding from the message that horseshoe sends is enough for him to drop it>He argues that he's not infatuated with some illusion like the horseshoe's message is meant to indicate>He steps towards Vraska, taking her hand and noticing marks from her having walked through a swamp, cursing that she had to take Omenpaths>He reiterates that he has everything he needs to finish his plan, all his proofs and theorems are all correct>Vraska goes "why are you talking like that">He remarks she was right, death is a part of life, she asks how many will die, he says it's inconclusive>They argue some more, they agreed on undoing, not remaking and overlaying, and asks again how many will die
>>98621444>He says it's not the point, she argues again but he cuts her off with a memory (which she protests isn't what happened) of them discussing a plan, of how many will die and be overwritten, putting words in her mouth apparently>She pulls away and says he's supposed to be the good one, and he asks "which part of me is the good part, which part of me is the bad part?">Narration notes every part of him he's ripped out would answer that second part by pointing to him>Vraska remarks that he's a killer, yes, but not a murderer, and this'll be a murder of billions if not more, and they'll all be killed for nothing>He's rattled enough to want to try again, so he apologises to her, memory-wipes her...>And then he's waiting for them to come back for round two>He reflects that the thing he wants most here is Vraska at his side for this, yet she wants him to stop, and he can't do that>So he settles on trying to convince her, because he's Jace's logic, he SHOULD be reasonable, etc.>They barge in again, they're all about to fight then he freezes them all with a gesture>That only makes Vraska angry when he tries to reason, and so she's ready to petrify him and he's actually hurt by the fact she'd do that>She says it's because he's not him, then asks what he did to himself, because Jace wouldn't do all this>He says a part of him would, she asks what did he do, how did he survive>So he shows her, and we get a flashback>Jace Beleren has just died in the Meditation Realm, and now he's coming back as a multitude, a fractured mind without a body>They can't hold on long, but one self suggests the Meditation Realm can be used to create, something Ugin knew>So Jace replicates Ugin's deal with becoming a spirit dragon and reforms himself>He's a single body, but his mind is still in parts, and the parts are arguing
I don't want jace to die bros. Why can the curry dyke and the lesbian elf get a happy ending, but jace and his snekwife can't?
>>98621485Fuck off it's well past time for Jace to die
>>98621492give your balls a tug, jace has been one of the most interesting characters in the series, along with the most tortured. He's at least moving the plot in A direction, would you rather be stuck with chandra for the next 5 sets again?
>>98621484>They do, eventually, have a common goal of creating a pocket plane for them to retreat to, which takes everything out of him, but it's a replica of his apartment back when he was Guildpact>And the Jace in the memory begins speaking a spell>Theorist begins to explain to Vraska, as the memory plays out, that he did it for an important reason>He mentions a spell he learned long ago, to create a person>A piece of himself leaves his body and floats into a mirror in the apartment, sinking into his reflection, then he reaches in and pulls it out>The thing that comes out of the reflection is a blue formless person>He continues the spell and it starts to take form>It took two and a half days, but over time the being starts to become Tam>He does admit that he didn't intend for her to look like a gorgon, that was more subconscious>He remarks he gave her everything he needed to be whole someday>And the Theorist remarks the cost to making a person is a part of you that cannot be returned>Back in the present, Vraska is crying with anger and asks why he made her>He can't answer, because he tore out the part that knew>She's aghast at that, so he can only say she's important, and carries a part of him, but he doesn't know which part>She tries to argue again how wrong this all is, he tells her he's the part of Jace that won, the part that knows this is worth any cost>She argues that she'll die, Tam will die, Loot will die, everybody will>He's frustrated because this is going wrong again>He mindwipes her again, leaving her with a single memory of "he made a person, doesn't know why, she must be protected">Third time round, he lets them at least get past the entrance>He sends a telepathic message to all four, that he's SO close, that if he doesn't do this, they'll lose their chance to fix everything>Vraska remarks he won't convince any of them>He realises, out loud, that he doesn't need to convince them
>>98621308Vraska looks so fucking retarded in that image
>>98621526>And then he sets them all against each other, and watches in horror at what they're all doing with the simplest of mental compulsions>He examines his own horrified feeling, wondering why he's so conflicted, so soon enough he commands them to stop fighting>Chandra rushes at him immediately, so he mind-dives into her and destroys her certainty, leaving her unable to choose at all>Garruk is next, and Theorist destroys his ability to command his muscles>He shouts out that if he can't do this by being reasonable, he may as well be unreasonable>Ajani tries to rally the others, so Theorist removes the language from his brain, leaving him speaking Greek (I guess Therosian?)>Vraska's all that's left, so she's off on a tirade, about hating who he's reduced himself to, hating this sliver of himself>And then he sends her to sleep>He mindwipes them again, leaving the idea he cannot be defeated by them in Vraska's mind>And then he starts swearing after sending them away, before calming down because yes, he IS a sliver of a person, but that's all he needs to be>He tries to go back to his equations but can't calm himself, so he just waits again>Back in Opal's office where she's just informed them they've fought Jace three times, Vraska remarks that's not really Jace, it's just what's left>Opal says it's the most helpful part>Ajani speaks some more Greek while trying to heal Garruk>Vraska realises they can't win, not like this, Chandra remarks she can still feel him, Vraska asks if she can sense the rest, leading her to clarify about him cutting parts of himself out>The worst part of him is all that's left, the utilitarian academic, which Opal helpfully names as the Theorist>Then somebody walks past the office door and oop it's Tam>Vraska bursts out to follow her, recognising her as not QUITE a gorgon>Tam turns around to look at her and Vraska's momentarily stunned at how like him and her she is
>>98621523Jace is the Captain Janeway of Magic. He's written like a schizophrenic from one depiction to the next, except he actually literally has multiple personalities - to the point you can have a "favorite" version of him like Ixalan or whatever.For better or worse, Jace is the face of Magic. I mean they named the fucking font after him! But with UB, WOTC has decided that Magic doesn't need its own face.
>>98621555>She wonders why he made her, when they had Loot after all, and worries briefly if she's a replacement for her, but that doesn't feel right to her>She also is fairly certain Tam is not meant to be their child>And Tam's working out who Vraska is, because she knows that name>They introduce themselves, and Tam remarks she shouldn't be here, he's always listening, they won't be able to stop him>Vraska says she knows, they've tried>Tam's still shaken by her encounter with Emmy, but explains the only way they can really beat the Theorist is with a telepath>Which Tam is, but Tam's conflicted on fighting him>Vraska remarks she thought she knew him, but she only knew a part of him>Tam says everybody's parts, nobody's all good or all bad>Vraska realises there's parts of Jace worth saving then, which Tam agrees on>Vraska reminisces on a bad part of herself, her Phyrexian self>So Vraska says "Okay, do YOU have somebody worth saving?">Tam casts a brief privacy thing, then explains they'll need to rescue Jadzi instead of fighting the Theorist>And the place is... Complicated>Vraska asks how she can trust Tam, which makes Tam look as hurt as Jace did way back on Ixalan>This makes Vraska realise there might be even more to Jace's plan>Tam says she doesn't have a reason to, but part of Jace asked for help>So she's off to talk to the Theorist then get Liliana, Vraska and co will rescue Jadzi>Tam walks into Opal's office and quickly undoes the mental fuckery Jace did on the other three>Garruk wants to go again, but Vraska says no, and realises something from what little memory she has of those encounters>Jace knows he is going to die for his plan
ZETA set is now legal in pauper, narconeba and PoP pre bannedhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/on-the-zeta-set-in-pauperRULE CHADS WE W O N
This set at least looks to be more narratively interesting then every other set that unfortunately built up this arc
>>98621523>most interesting characters in the seriesI don't think this matters when absolutely no part of Magic's lore is good or has ever been good. Nothing that happens matters because it wasn't worth a fuck in the first place.The only reason why we should want Jace to stay around is because he not only looks like a cool wizard but also because along with the Lorwyn 5 they are the only people who look relatively normal and are basically the only characters left that you can look at without wanting the art director dead. Yes, even Ajani looks normal by the standards of ALL the other stupid retarded characters furry or otherwise. These five characters are the only remnants from when this stupid fucking game had a creative director, whose position was eliminated in 2013. You can enjoy the Lorwyn 5 without having to read or listen to any of the stupid lore they are involved with.Jace is not valuable because he is interesting. All these characters are stupid as fuck. The Lorwyn 5's greatest and only value is that they aesthetically appeal to sane people. Once they're gone it's Loot and Planeswalker-with-a-crossbow. We're going to miss Jace because he didn't look like shit except for that one time when he lost his mind and became a pirate, which only supports the notion that the writers are fucking idiots driving the aesthetic that way.
>>98621647Vandalblast being legal has some horrid implications for affinity lol
>>98621584Heya dude. I aint playing MTG besides a game every couple of months, but each release schedule I come to lurk for your story posts. It aint much but at least know someone appreciates you.
>>98619980>I IGNORE ACTUAL META DATA GOYIM BECAUSE IT FITS MY KIKE NARRATIVE! OY VEY BELIEVE MY GASLIGHTING!Filthy kike lies can never win against the truth.
>>98621668not really, it's unironically more devastanting to tron, most of affinity land base is already indestructible and the deck plays 4-6 hydro/BeB in side already, they can easily have multiple counters up by turn 5 and over.
why does everyone draft set have to have several autowin white bomb rares?
>>98621732Because you listen to the anti-white kike too much. White gets strongest cards on average.
>>98620576>Pauper HorizonsYou WILL get your format rotated by Commander sheets and you WILL like it.
Can any premoderners help a noob? I want to make a white weenie deck (I read this is the best way to authentically learn magic as a beginner). I'm still working out the creatures, but this is what I got noncreature wise:2 reverent mantra3 armageddon2 disenchant4 swords to plowshares1 crusade1 seal of cleansing1 spirit link22 plains
>>98621647>You may have heard differently in the pastYes Gavin, from you last week
>Dispatch>Cut Down>Baleful StrixWow, pauper is fucking dead
>Is the problem blatantly pushed cards that trade up into removal?>No, the problem is clearly not enough Pyroblast and BoilHow do people formulate takes this stupid?
>>98622101is that actually the point that this video makes?because those aren't mutually exclusive ideas
>>98622126It takes 5 seconds to recognize that color hosers are not interesting design space because what they really amount to is more "I win" buttons in sideboard.
>>98622128Commanderslop SNORE
>>98622128
how far are we from printing swords to plowshares into standard
>>98622236is there still somebody playing standard?
>>98622266in nebraska
a dark souls ub would be cool
>>98621978Lol, I had this same reaction. Of course I heard it from some guy, he's you.
Perfected theory is going into my casual modern prowess deck and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me
>>98621855Playable white creatures for a weenie deck includeMother of runesWhipcorderSavanah lionsWhite knight and adjacent creaturesSome of the shadow soltari creaturesMaybe some rebel creaturesMix and match em to fit your meta. Some decks can try to go in the air with battle screech and some angels.
>>98622229>either to glory or deathSounds better.
>>98622321it would just be 12000 "solaire, the ___" legends
>>98622449yeah...I'd like to get a cards for many of the soulsborne monsters I find them cool, like the Living Failures or the Capra Demon
Nice, my chink hook-up got me some real MTG bangers again.
>>98622458i dont speak mexican what does it say
>>98622499>He doesn't recognize cards by art aloneNGMI
>>98622499I think the first one says: [W] InstantTarget player wins the game.
>>98621716That’s fair. Price of progress would be really cool to play against affinity but unfortunately red burn is already way too good and it would bully tron even more
>>98622510Nah, that's the text of Benalish Hero. Everyone knows banding is a scrub check.>>98622137Color hosers were an essential part of the game when single-color decks were the expected way to play. Non-basic lands producing multiple colors (and fetches) have made multicolor decks way too reliable (comparing, say, Khans of Tarkir to the original design expectations). Color-hosers are both too easy to get around and too often dead draws. WOTC tried to make them more broad with FIRE design, but you should know first-hand what Veil did. So, instead, color hosers are being allowed to slowly go away. I'm sure someone at WOTC still likes them, so we'll see them again, but they won't be good for a long while.
>>98622321The first 90% Black set
>>98621647All because some it**ians didn't manage to cancel their scalping orders from cardmarket. Yeah I can't wait for the marketing team to downshift whatever the fuck they want.
>>98622592fun fact: there actually was a disproportionately black set, Torment, with 40 black cards, 28 blue and red, 21 green and white, and there are 5 nonbasic lands.
paupersisters... we lost
>secret lair dictates pauper legalityLol, what a shit format, lmao
Is this what Mengu wanted for Pauper?
>>98622791>Gavin says "no this would ruin the format">Raped goycattle players complain that their format wasn't raped by a secret lair>Now their format got rapedEBIN XDDDD
>>98622550>Non-basic lands producing multiple colorsYou mean Underground Sea which was printed in Alpha? Duals were in this game since the beginning it's just that they regressed into being taplands for some time. Then WotC decided that Ravnica needed to be pushed more.
How they manage to fuck pauper too?
They smelled money. It was the case with Commander, but EDH is not normal Magic so it's working fine.
>>98622927Well you see at first Gavin wanted to do the sensible thing. However Magic players are goycattle that long to be raped so they complained and WotC caved.
>baleful strix is fucking pauper legalman that one dude who exclusively plays dimir affinity must be creaming his pants nonstop right now
Nice, can't wait to play Serra Angel in my Pauper decks now. Only took 30+ years to become shit enough to be a common.
>>98622949He's gonna get vandalblasted. Dimir faeries is where it's at.
>>98622969Spoopy.
> Pauper can now be rotated on any business day> Pauper players now have to monitor SL announcements in case they introduce a new card to the formatLmfao. And it's even funnier that it's caused by players bitching on xitter that they want this.
>>98622927Something something company continues to reach new heights in fuckery something. There is an image meme for it. Too lazy to look for it.
>>98622997The cattle yearn to be raped.
>>98621732Draft being more board centric means that white and to a lesser extent green tend to usually be the best colours since their ability the pump out loads of stats with a bunch of keywords is way more powerful in the context limited than constructed.On the flip side a lot of what makes blue, black and red good in constructed doesn't tend to work in limited as those colours are typically more synergy reliant. Black and red especially are usually relegated to being removal colours (HOB being a notable exception).
>>98620737Most of the Riveteer's danger came from boxing and street fights because their original inspiration were gangbangers and street crimes with the construction angle added afterwards.
Premodern is your only settlement now.
>>98623147o algo
Mark confirmed on his podcast that Empower Jace is a set mechanic.
>>98623167Shit lmao
>>98622947This thread is full of contrarians. What Gavin wanted to do wasn't sensible in any way.>some commons won't be legal in the format where legality is determined by being common.>cards from these boosters that are no different from MOM: Aftermath are obviously not real cards, but Utrom Monitor is still legal and a stapleIt's clear Gavin's reaction was based on being severely butthurt that the Secret Lair team stepped on his toes twice. Once to affect the contents of his pet project format pauper, and then again when they stole his idea of printing and distributing playtest style cards like he did with Mystery Booster. He had to reeeee, but we did not have to listen.
>>98623204what an ugly fucking freak
>>98623204>Goycattle says he was raped once so therefore rape is good and he needs to be raped more
>>98621647>narco pre bannedwhy the fuck ban Narcomoeba while Sneaky Snacker reigns supreme? the Snacker is easier to get out, you can trigger each one multiple times a game, and it and has more stats>The cards from The Zeta Set, by contrast, have rarities that have nothing to do with game design.I would never use this as my official explanation to paying customers about why a super premium product was so poorly considered. does anything in Magic have anything to do with game design at this point?
>>98623204What a happy 70 year old man.
>>98623230>does anything in Magic have anything to do with game design at this point?No.
I told you no format is safe but you didn't listen. it's their job to find ways and make every format an ever evolving mockery of itself. legend rule change soon
>>98623167how inspired
>>98623256How will they rape pre modern?
>>98623263legend rule change. thanks to UB shitting up the balance, they will make it so you can have multiples on your board
>>98623292There's no decks this would impact in any constructed format. You're more likely to see etb rules changed to pre-6ED where you can't respond to them, with WotC citing "confusion" between "when ~ enters" VS "as ~ enters" when in reality it's because some stifle effect got popular in Commander and Timmies started complaining that their Badgermole Cubs weren't getting free unstoppable value.
>>98623167>amass jace
W enjoyers....come home...to pauper. Its over. We won.
>>98623230>why the fuck ban Narcomoeba whilespy combo
>>98623167We already had multiplying Jace pw.
>>98623308>There's no decks this would impact in any constructed formatnot now but there would be
>>98623359>3 mana + 3 per searchYeah okay bro anyway here's my 2 mana 20/20
>>98623317Pauper is a bigger artifact slop? Yuck
>>98623421average standard game
>no format is safe from JOTC faggotryi guess we can say this game is COOKED
How new are you?
I made some creative casual decks that do fairly well in my friend pod, but on Arena they lose pretty badly. Our pod meta has situational removals. Arena removal is so oppressive and you see the same cards over and over, even in non-standard formats.Even going back to my friend pod, now I can't shake the feeling my decks are ass, even though they're fun and do win in our meta. I guess I'm reconciling with either building a legitimately better and more competitive deck, or learning to enjoy casual jank more.
>>98623558>Our pod meta has situational removalswhy dont you guys have regular removal
>>98623428>Pauper is a bigger artifact slop? YuckPauper is THE artifact sloppa formatand its beautiful
>>98623576We have fun seeing decks play out.
>>98623589>Run no removal or protection>Get raped by Doom Blade>"wtf so oppressive"
>>98623589are you allowed to play counterspells
>>98623558Shouldnt have eaten from the tree of knowledge anon
>>98623602>>98623594This is the oppressive removal I'm referring to. Not a specific card, just a general vomit of nonstop removals.
>>98623558We found the audience that caused Wrath of God to share a point value with Ragavan.
>>98623558You also have to factor in the fact that MTGA matchmaking and card draw is rigged.
>>98623637is negate a removal card
>>98623637*forgot picrel
>>98623646the mono-removal deck lost, as they usually do.
>black players really are the niggers of Magic
>>98623676you would love commander, no interaction is allowed there
>>98623646I'm not seeing anything oppressive here. Someone that failed at life tried running mono-removal and did nothing because you didn't concede.
Anyone ever notice the most emotionally unstable players are usually below 5'8?
>>98623681>you would love commander, no interaction is allowed there
>>98623690could also be a deck for the destroy creature daily or whatever it is>>98623707you would NOT be allowed at my table, buddy
>>98623701Ya I don't play with manlets. The trannies in my pod need to be 6 foot, 6 (outta 10) power-level decks and 6 inches.
>>98623637>>98623646>le control deck are...le stopping all my stuff??
>>98623204Utrom Monitor should not be legal either
>>98623230> why the fuck ban Narcomoeba while Sneaky Snacker reigns supreme? the Snacker is easier to get out, you can trigger each one multiple times a game, and it and has more statsAre you retarded? Did you genuinely never see a Balustrade Spy deck? Narco would take it from a tier 1 deck to a tier 0 deck where everyone needs 4 main deck faerie macabres.
>>98623753interaction is just plain rude
>>98623213Here he is with some makeup.
>still discussing the raped format
>>98623811Fuck you, let me get my tilt out. And fuck every pastanigger who begged to be raped.
>>98623774Unban NarcomeobaBan Balustrade SpyHire me WotC
>>98623774>>98623230In a perfect world, Narcomoeba would be legal and Balustrade Spy would eat the ban instead. My Sultai Petiotiners self mill deck would become real zeisty with 4 Narcomoebas.And yeah, only a retard thinks Narcomoeba is less of a problem then Sneaky Snacker on the current pauper metagame.
>>98623204I’d never listen to anything that lying white-hating kike had to say.
>>98622236>STP in StandardEven if Kikewater could choke back his foaming bile for two minutes upon seeing Swords becoming Standard legal again, it would ironically not even matter at this point. Nonwhite FIRE kikery has permanently cooked the format as evidenced by yearly bans that only result in the next wave of anti-white metas every year following the next. White needs brand new rares and mythics on par with Cub, Alrund’s Epiphany, Meathook Massacre, Oko, Uro, Fires of Invention, Fable of the Mirror Breaker, Lucky Clover, Field of the Dead, Once Upon a Time, Wilderness Reclamation, GranGran, Stormchasers Talent, Screaming Nemesis, Monstrous Rage, Manifold Mouse, Invoke Despair, etc.
Are there any cuties among the Strixhaven Students?
My wife.
>>98623828Just like how Undercity Informer should be banned but not Poxwalkers or (black) MDFCs, right?
>>98623945>Manifold Mousepolar bear
Who is this set for?!??!https://scryfall.com/sets/slz>>98617981How is this card red?!?
>>98624078>Poxwalkerswrong thread xister
>>98624088Shitty rummage effect
>>98622851Yes and no. Dual lands are arguably the most powerful non-basics of all time (bar artifact lands from Mirrodin and now the indestructible ones). But at the time duals were printed, there were no other lands to support multicolor play, no way to retrieve them from the deck (Untamed Wilds is Legends, Rampant Growth is Mirage). Duals were discontinued, and every future version was tuned down in some way - painlands, taplands, bouncelands, etc. Things always got crazier when you could play multiple multicolor nonbasics in a format, but where it really went off the rails was Onslaught fetches (Mirage ones came in tapped). And of course once you could play fetches + duals the consistency was simply unparalleled.I remember WOTC made a big deal out of gold/multicolor cards coming back in Invasion. I recall reading a magazine article (remember those?) about how "we do a thing every 10 sets", pointing out that there were no gold cards printed in Exodus and the entire Saga / Masques blocks. 2+ years of sets where multicolor decks got nothing. In a situation where single-color decks had a much easier, more consistent time, color hosers (and ways of escaping them) were essential for playing, building, and design. The more support multicolor decks got, the less sense color hosers made. (They're also "unfun" to play against when you're not prepared for them, and WOTC has been sanding off those edges for decades now.)
>>98624121It's not particularly engaging when the play pattern is "game 2 I board in 8x PBlast and you board in 8x HBlast and now we play Go Fish and I scoop because you drew Mishra's Helix"
>>98624135I dunno, mono u vs mono red in pauper are kino
>>98622236Isn't Erode already a strong card?
>However, after discussing this with the Secret Lair team, everyone agreed that any future downshifted common cards will be shown to us. Imagine being a lead designer and not being aware of what is going on with card legalities in your game, offfhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhaa
>>986240881. It's for people too poor to afford real beta cards.2. It's red because it's a repeatable discard and draw card.
>>98624135I feel like you're focusing more on notable, all-in examples rather than the actual design philosophy of color hosing.Like, is anyone's day being ruined by River Boa?
>>98624170As if they have anything to say. If a format is popular, and not monetized, it won't make Hasbro any money.Such was the case with EDH. And now is the case with Pauper.
>>98624183When your examples are either "it did literally nothing" or "it turned the game into Go Fish" that's a fairly textbook bad mechanical design.
>>98624216When does River Boa do literally nothing and when does it turn the game into go fish?
>>98624230Review the quality of creatures you can cast with islands in visions and ask yourself if islandwalk was doing anything in that set.
>>98624256River Boa was played at the time and is played in Premodern stompy decks today. I think it's doing alright.Regardless, you're moving from whether or not color hosing is good design to "blue was the best color for like 10 years," which is a separate discussion.
>>98624279Oh we're just LARPing now that's okay too.
>>98624287what the heck are you talking about
>>98624170Gavincuck mogged by Secret LairGODS
>>98624302Andrea Gucci: Gavin, downshift these pauper cardsGavin: Yes, honey...
>>98624339I think you're underselling the severity of the systemic damage here. This is precedent for a Secret Lair SET. They'll drop a whole set via Secret Lair in the future, and you won't see it in stores. It will finally be Magic as Garfield intended (rare cards are scarce and most players never see them).
>>98624256what I see reviewing visions creatures for quality
>>98624384And that was actually a control finisher due to evasion (flying) and its ability to protect itself, until they printed Morphling.
>>98624359That's fine, my printer can easily fix that issue
>>98624408Does WOTC have anyone on staff trying to figure out blockchain-linked cards? That's definitely a "use case" the moneybags would want: you can't play in a tourney without having your cards verified as legit by the official blockchain app. Wonder how much data you can squeeze into the holofoil stamp...
>>98624423that still wouldn't be feasible unless it had some sort of microchip you needed to scan to make sure you owned that card through their software in order to upload the decklist to their check-in, even then someone would figure ways to hack it.
>>98624423Definitely not worth it. They're only taking the easy squeezes on tournament players. They're clearly moving on to selling art cards of other IPs, and that doesn't require any verification because collectorfags police themselves.
>>98624150The current meta pre-and-post ban proved Erode makes zero difference to answering the nonwhite meta. Just ask JOTC and the Izzet world champ how effective it was reprinting Thalia as an answer to Alrund’s Epiphany decks
>>98623167>planeswalker token>tokenNeat
>>98623167>Look up an ai summary of Reality Fracture>Jace apparently gets fractured when trying to create his perfect world>"Oh, so are they actually doing a bunch of Jaces? No wait that would be stupi-">See thisOh boy, we're finally getting the many Jace set they said we always wanted.
>>98624674
>planar chaos, but fake and gay
>>98623167>Jace tokensThe legend rule died for this
>>98622949I mean it debuted at uncommon almost two decades ago. Not too far fetched to have it common.
Empower Women X (put X +1/+1 counters on target creature with female in art that you control, if you don't control one then create a 1/1 female token first, oh wait jk women don't exist lol)
>>98624772Planar Chaos but remove everything that made it good and fun.
>>98624772>mtg, but fake and gayHow long has it been this way /mtg/? Can we say it started with Arabian Nights?
>>98624870legends were always gay
>>98624870List of things legend rule did:>Made mirror matches insufferable>Gave birth to Satan incarnate (EDH)>Provided justification for Kiki-Jiki raping the game into submission with the Hitler design that would later become Splinter Twin (EVIL card)>Provided justification for JtMS not getting banned for way longer than it should have>Provided justification for Ragavan getting printed
Did somebody say female token?
I would think that Ultima would combo with Star Cage due to the turn ending and keeping the cards exiled with Cage in limbo but that's not how it works :(
>>98625139(of the slanty eyed variety)*
lol
>>98625461>profitingthat would be wotc
>>98624088It's red so that it can go in my boros deck's sideboard in place of seam rip
>>98625461Was about to post that, ZETA keeps delivering, it has kept me entertained for a week already and it doesn't look like it's going to stop
>>98625461That's like, $400. Heist of the century.
>>98626078Based retard, if you account just the strix from commander 2013 they made a 1,410% profit just from that alone, now imagine cards like dispatch that were fractions of cents and are now 1 tix, these people just made absurd profits and moved millions just by setting a buy bot.
>>98626078>stealing is fine if it isnt a lot
>>98626078Yea but to paupers thats like $400,000
The real laugh is that pauper players think their format matters. "Why weren't we consulted!?" "This is gonna ruin the meta!"Nigga no one cares, your subgenre is specifically for poor people, come back when you're commander, LOL
>>98626279Who said this?
>>98626293Gavin validated as caring more about the format than the actual players that want to be raped.
>>98625461Man what a good game where the people in charge of the rules are the investorfags. I wonder why so many Magic players are quitting for YGO despite the game literally being a coinflip to go first...
Playtesting my custom card set today.
>>98627098didn't ask
>>98627207Okay. I thought you might have wanted to know but I was wrong
>>98627098What's the theme of the set?
New thread>>98625227>>98625227>>98625227
>>98627311didn't ask
>>98625461>profiting>from pauperwhat
>>98623167oops all jace.dec when?
>>98627954Oh so you don't know?