lmao
Now that's what I call strange fruit.
>>10998959Which is the best Spawn figure in terms of articulation?
>It's a "/toy/ doesn't understand the source material for figures they buy" episode
>>10999014Lol. Reminds of of that guy that flipped out when he heard Constantine was gay.
>>10999028He's not 100% gay. He's bi.
>>10998959>lynched al simmons
>>10999028He's what?
>>10999028Gay gay or gay? I wouldnt be shocked if he were bi curious by the end of the vertigo series but i never read that far ibto the series. The ennis and dillon stuff was great, better than preacher.
>>10999014How does that help?It's a weird thing to make a toy of. It's like having a figure of Superman bent over for "russian torture" as depicted in Superman Red & Blue.
>>10999014yeah man, waiting for that batmans parents being gunned down in an alley figure set btw awesome reference haha
>>10999040In an early issue Constantine offhandedly mentions occasionally having boyfriends, issue 51. Nothing really came of this and most people forgot until the last 10 years
>>10999108>crime alley playset..for toddlers!
>>10999108That would be kino. But McFarlane doesn't do cool stuff like that anymore.
>>10999154In some stories, isn't it implied that Bruce is the reason they took the detour in the alley?
>>10999108serious question, why havent we got these as figs yet?!?!?!
>>10998959>>10999014This feels like kind of a fucked up thing to do with a black character though
>>10999246Hey, that could be a factor at play. Spawn is a pretty fucked up story, so invoking the imagery of a black heelspawn lynched could have been a desired one.>>10999055>How does this help?It's... The source material... Literally what the figure (or more accurately, the sculpture) is supposed to depict. It's the same thing, but in a different media. How hard is it to understand that?
>>10999246The comic that toy/cover is based on has Spawn turning a kkk member into a black man, who gets hanged at the end of the story.
>>10999014>also part of The Meat line
>>10999014>it's a "/toy/ forgets Mcfarlane used to do stuff like this and sell it in stores" episode
>>10998959why the fuck is this so funny
>>10998959The Transformers equivalent of this is hilarious too, they made at least two figures of Optimus's dead body. To make things funnier, the Takara release named it "CONVOY SLEEP MODE". Like y'know, he isn't dead, he's just a lil sleepy
>>10999011Black Heart Spawn. 19 OPA that are well-concealed so the figure isn't visually butchered with ugly joints.
>>10999028WHAT
>>10999339Okay but Spawn should look like pic related >>10999014. Where's his dessicated cape and ripped costume. OP pic is just lazy.
>>10998959>ACK!The toy
keyed
>>10999149>actual alleyway is about three square inches at mostthat's a pretty big alley for this playset actually
>>10998959>>10999298kino. isnt there also some starwars figure that explodes and dies or some shit from one of the movies
>>10998959>we will never get sculpts and paint as good as this again
>>11000009There was a general grievous that exploded, as well as a jango fett with magnet connection for his head, to enable a Jedi to decapitate him.
>>11000009i swear i remember it looking like some table mixed with body horror but was allegedly a bootleg
>>11000009R5-D4?
>>10999339I fucking have always loved the "Tortured Souls" figures ever since I saw them as a kid.
>>11000327You have issues.
>>11000314Anakin being put in the Vader suit?
>>10999276>It's... The source material... Literally what the figure (or more accurately, the sculpture) is supposed to depict.shame it's literally inaccurate>>11000327*statues>>10999721 OP pic is just lazy.Well it's McFarlane shit
>>11000316Actually, it turns into a rocket launcher.
>>11000314You might be thinking of the Doctor Who Casandra/Destroyed Casandra figures.
>>11000340>statuesThey have articulation, retard.
>>11000378I had this. I wonder where it went...
>>11000382Barely. How do you play with them?
>>11000340they're still figures you retard. what do you think "figure" means?
>retards who are seeing this for the first time screeching about the missing cape even though it includes the cape shocker
>>10999160Bruce wanted to watch a movie/Zorro, his father suggested the detour through the alley to take a walk
>>10998959This is one of the least offensive things a fucking leaf has done.
>>11000340Shame your literally retarded.
>>11000544Pretty sure genociding the injuns were the least offensive one
>>11000340based
>>11000507>this retard truly believe that looks like >>10999014sad
>>11000382prove it, retard
>11000578>I d-don't have an argument b-but I want to win!!kek
>>11000607>why doesn't the hard plastic physical object look like a drawing on my screen reeeeeeee
>>11000618Exact, why McFarlane is this incompetent?
>>11000609Ok retard that complained about a feature that was indeed included.
>>10999976>>10999971Gb2 the party, underage
>>11000028Not even McFarlane has the balls to be what he was in the 90s. He doesn't want to get cancelled by a bunch of rainbow-hairs that don't even but his shit anyway, and doesn't want a bunch of wokester calling hs family and saying "DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE MARRIED TO HITLER?"
>>10999339Ah Tortured Souls, the "I'll build my own Hellraiser with blackjack and hooker!" of the McFarlane toy lore...
>>11001559>blackjack and hookerNow that's an epic little meme right there.
>>10999618>just 19 POAJesus fuck
>>11001569Wholesome six inch kino display?
>>10999014>It's a "autist nerd doesn't understands moral and that you shouldn't haunt kids with nightmare fuel R rated toys " episode
>>11001816"Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!?"
>>10998959>>10999014Based icon moment
>>11002350She enjoyed it btw.
>>11000380jesus christ
>>11000544>>11000544Wait, Todd is Canadian?
>>10999039he has sex with men for pleasure
>>11004701and relationships with women
>zoomers don't know about Billy Kincaid
>>10999149reminds me of thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=UY09EnD_Pak
>>11006582The cartoon did this better desu.
>>11007210The cartoon was pure kino. I wish it had new seasons past the first 3. Just get Keith David to record all of his lines now before he croaks.
>>11007210>>11007224What did the cartoon do with Kincaid?
On the topic of weird WTF toys that apparently exists: Bukkake McQueen.
>>11007431It had Violator just shoot him which was lame so idk why these anons say it was better
>>11001098>the delusions of the rightDon't you remember his "serial killer" bullshit? He doesn't want to make women at all but the WB license & his stockholders force him to. When left to his choices he wants to only make conservative white men with no talent.>they used to be cool... live long enough to become the villain, I suppose
>>11008298>Don't you remember his "serial killer" bullshit?You mean an obvious joke that you can't comprehend due to your crippling autism?
>>11008298I still hate this version of Ozzy they went with.
>>11006582You couldn't have pedos be killed like that in media anymore
>>10998959I miss when Todd used to make cool toys
>>11000607It just looks like a superior 3D render of the source material.
>>11000507It is missing the cape. If you weren't a fucker newbie zoomer you'd know about it.
