Why are you not outside taking pictures of your toys, right now?
>>11044954Congrats, you get my garden pics
>>11044954Because I have self respect.
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>>11044976I too have fantasies of punting kittens
>>11044954They destroyed the wildlife for "affordable housing" and now I have nowhere to go.
>>11044954Because it's like 110F out. Plus I'm not a sperg who takes his toys outside.
>>11044954YIKES
>>11044954who the fuck gets a permanent tattoo of a commercial on their arm???
>>11044954Your shadow looks like a pregnant chick, lmao
>>11045176The body composition is worse than the doodles. I feel like I'm the only /fit/ toyfag
>>11045249post body
>>11045251I get b& everytime. I'm not anything special just a ripped 5'8 manlet but that seems to upset mods and other anons. For fucks sake guys count and reduce your calories and walk at least 10k steps a day while doing calisthenics.
>>11044954Are you a pregnant woman or an obese man? If it's the latter then why are your arms stick thin...
>>11044954Nice belly.
>>11045490thank you, i'm 7 months pregnant. I'm expecting a boy.
>>11045494>a boyMy condolences
>>11044961>>11044964>>11044969>>11044975Those are nice photos!>>11045176I dont think that this important.
I spend over 40 hrs a week in the heat, no thanks.
>>11045274Not all pregnant women blow up, anon.
We other women on here? Pregnant women?On topic, I'm way too embarrassed to do that sort of thing irl.
>>11045989*have
>>11044954>hand posing
>>11045987I was asking why an obese man would have skinny arms. A pregnant woman having them makes sense, their bump is not made of fat.>>11045989There's plenty of women on /toy/, they're just mostly in the doll thread which male posters don't spend time looking at.
>>11046167I’m sorry, but there are hardly any women who collect toys, and even less women who would post about it on /toy/ of all boards.
>>11044976Stop feeding them then, you tsundere.
>>11046175There are plenty of female toy collectors, not a huge amount but definitely more than you think. Most will generally LARP as men on hobby sites etc because they don’t want to get caught in the vicious cycle of simps noticing and paying her way too much attention, regular guys getting pissed off with their antics and also finding her presence to be annoying as she attracts them, calling her an attention whore, then starting a war with the simps etc.
>>11046225You slut.
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Women, do you like any stereotypically male lines?
>>11046273Ok, you made it weird.
>>11046273>scared off the girlsAnon, c’mon.
>>11046270I like Ninja Turtle stuff, used to watch it all the time with my brothers.
>>11046270I specifically really liked Kamen Rider Den-O and have some of the SHF and other merch. Really rustled my jimmies that only Momotaros got an SHFSS.
>>11046313I never got into Kamen Rider, is it anything like Power Rangers?
>>11045249You're not the only one. We're a rare breed
>>11044954The sun is too dangerous to my wife.
>>11046497Kinda. Depends entirely on which sentai you watch, but they all share the general theme of a hero transforming into a cool suit and fighting monsters etc.
>>11046270I like micromasters specifically, but vintage robots as a whole because of my late uncle, he was soo cool when we were kids we got to play with his original g1 guys and his old kaiju toys
>>11046833Omg sentai is like crack! Legit fell in love with Goushi and Burai (rip Burai) when I first watched zyuranger, although my favorite still goes to ohranger maybe megaranger because Im obsessed with the design of yugande really excited to watch boonboomger when I get the chance
>>11046844Man, I really haven’t watched any for years, I used to get pissed with sub groups taking forever/having rivalries and dropping shows etc. Still play with and pose my old rider SHF a bunch though, I really liked the die cast parts they used to have. what’s your favourite recent show?
>>11046270I'm a big Batman fan, and B: TAS in particular, so I collect a lot of that. Bummed out about the weird cel shading on the McFarlanes.
Guys, do you like any stereotypically girly lines?
>>11047015Definitely gonna see lots of male Precure collectors.
We sometimes do.
>>11047015She-Ra I guess.
>>11046175Nah they just don't collect toys that you care about. Resin BJD and fashion doll collectors are almost entirely female. Funko Pops, Sanrio blind boxes, miniature stuff like Miniverse, these all have huge female fanbases.>>11046270I'm gonna be buying the upcoming Street Sharks figs and I have a few SHF figs. But that's it. Just girly stuff for me.
>>11047377Women love miniatures so much it’s unreal. It’s cute.
>>11044954From the thumbnail it looked to me like an awesome Guy Fieri-esque fat dude, actual fig was disappointing.
>>11044954Plastic yellowing.
>>11045261>>11045249>/fit/ toyfag>5’8 manletYou are literally me
>>11047632>have some toys displayed out of the sun entirely>yellowing>other toys have been on windowsill and played with outside >zero yellowing Why does the yellowing pick and choose this way?
>>11047670Quality of the plastic.
>>11046293>>11047377Are girls being into anthro stuff pretty common?
>>11044962>Self respect>Posts on 4chanNo you don't.
Last time I went out. Might go out after July 4th and places are less busy, and it won't be as hot outside.
>>11049759And this was from last Autumn.
>>11045249Nah, dude, you're not alone. 20 strict-form pullups reporting in. To be fair though, I only have like 50 figures in total though
>>11045494>femaleNot into it.
london or bitch?
>>11050440lol, gay
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>>11049766You really go out to cemeteries to take toy pics bro? Why not just go to a normal park
>>11049766I think this is a tad disrespectful ngl.
>>11051897Probably less people around. Cemeteries are pretty nice to walk around and usually quiet and pleasant to be in.
>>11044954Under the weather this weekend, but otherwise no excuse. Here's one from a couple of weekends back.
>>11049759>Last time I went out.>4/15/24Y-you mean last time you went out to take pictures of your toys, right?...Right?
>>11053185How's the pregnancy going?
>>11044962>>11045176>>11045490imagine being insecure
>>11044954Harmful UV rays.
>>11053280Yes. Last time I had the balls to go outside with my toys. >>11051897>>11051899Had a couple talk to me when I was in the cemetery they thought it was fun that I was enjoying the quietness of the cemetery, and I'm very respectful when I go into one. I like researching the headstones/mausoleums
>>11054902They probably assumed you were an autist of some kind as you were playing with your toys in a graveyard, and since you’re posting here it’s likely.
>>11054913They 100% assumed he's mentally retarded. Which tbf is a fair assumption if you see an adult man playing with toys in a fucking graveyard. Probably talked to him with that condescending little voice people use for children and animals.>>11051902>>11054902Most people would feel uncomfortable and disturbed hanging around a bunch of corpses but uh ok.
>>11055039I would also have assumed he was, and I myself am a grown adult who plays with toys. But nah, graveyards are pretty nice. You should visit one. The one nearest me encourages you to go water the flowers and tend graves etc with a shed of stuff when you visit, it’s a nice contemplative way to spend an afternoon.
>>11055039Girly toys to boot.
I go to mine to feed chipmunks.
