Well boys it finally happened to me Came home to divorce papers on the fridge and my collection thrown into cardboard boxes and clear plastic totes. >Over 30k in statues destroyed>Most of my marvel legends are bent up but not snapped >Mafex figures shattered >Mcfarlane figures not a scratch >My magic binders worth at least 120k are missing
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>>11154236>statuesNot a toy
>>11154236What did you do to deserve this?
>>11154236prove it
>>11154236>Mcfarlane figures not a scratch praying for daddy todd get you through these hard times bro
>>11154244>Be me>Have a bullshit award ceremony to attend where it's just one big circle jerk>Tell wife >Get pissed>Says what about the dogs appointment >What about picking up our daughter from school >Tell her she can handle it while I'm gone>Says she can't because it's too much on her all at once>Too bad>Go to office and mess with my collection while she screeches >Starts bitching I spend more time with my toys than her>Leave the next day>Return today to weeks later Just found the air tags I hid in my binders in the trashcan.
>>11154248I can’t post the pics because they are likely going to be part of the discovery process.
>>11154236>>11154252>>11154255Retard why the fuck are you venting here go cry about it on reddit, stupid fucking normie
Fun larp. 7.5/10.
>>11154252Sounds like you're admitting that this whole thing is your fault. Why can't you bring the dogs and pick up your family? Because of some ceremony you don't care about? What else are you leaving out?
>>11154260There's nothing more to it. My wife doesn't work just goes day shopping and sits on tictok all day. I wasn't asking much. She was always never on time to pick our daughter up.
>>11154256Because I need to vent and if I refer to her as a stupid fucking cunt on Reddit I'll likely lose my tenure
Can't even fucking type straight
First time I've drink in 10 years you stupid bitch
>>11154255Ah, so you're completely full of shit, then.
>>11154236Post pics of busted collection or this is nothing but one of those Redditor AITA role plays
>>11154236Did you mouth breathers not see this exact same post a few weeks ago?
I'm so alone, sometimes i wish i had a significant other to destroy my figures.
>>11154236Post pics of your destroyed shit with a timestamp and your exs tits lying faggot
>>11154265Why didnt you initiate the divorce first?
>>11154255This isn't reddit we won't believe your obvious horse shit. Go back.
>>11154267>refer to her as a stupid fucking cunt on Reddit I'll likely lose my tenureThe more I scroll down this thread the more of a gigantic redditor faggot nigger you reveal yourself to be. Fucking kys
>>11154311She's got a great ass
>>11154315Why did you marry her? Just for that?
>>11154267At first I felt sorry for you, but now I'm sure that your wife will be able to use the fact that you're a Redditor as a valid legal reason for filing for divorce.
>>11154322That and she tolerates that I'm a deeply-closeted homosexual.
>>11154340What was in it for her? For both of you?
>>11154315The post pics of ass
I would divorce a nigga too if I knew my husband was a 4channer
I kept all my stuff in my office. When she divorced me, there was nothing for her to mess with.We are reconcililiating. I got the house and everything in the divorce.You need to give women empty spaces. If you fill it full of stuff it drives them crazy. You also have to keep them exhausted with a job. Women are a lot of maintenance.
>>11154255And you expect that your soon to be ex-wife's lawyer is going to come to /toy/ on 4chan and discover that you posted the name concealed documents and know that they are his client's? yeah, not buying it
>>11154236wouldnt of happened if you collected a chad toy instead like goojitzu
>>11154444I was about to counterpoint, but I can't argue with those digits. Witnessed!
I can't believe you all fell for this LARP. You should be ashamed.
>>11154236Beat the shit out of her and film it and post it here
>>11154236I cast doubt until you post pics of your ex's feet
>>11154306Yup, i had to check the date to make sure this wasnt the previous thread.
>>11154236Just what exactly does someone get out of making threads like these?>oh no dude bro your wife is a but a wicked wench we are so sorry for your loss dude bro that's a lot of loss dude bro we totally believe you dude broGo talk to a chatbot to get your fill of desired responses in an imaginary scenario, they are less likely to laugh at your pathetic lying ass.
Just got a call from your wife. She said my dick and collection are better and that's why she destroyed yours.
>>11154315god straight people are retarded
>>11154814What do you look for in someone shit?
Too little too late; but here.
this OP needs to get hit with the "he choose poorly" gif from the last crusade.
>>11154246Thank you for your service
>>11154255>I can’t post the pics because they are likely going to be part of the discovery process.Bullshit. I got divorced and she threatened to take my toys and videogames. When I brought it up with the lawyer he laughed, the court doesn't give a shit about anything that doesn't have a deed, like houses, cars or land. Anything else isn't considered something the court would need to split up, so take your shit out of the house now.
Bullshit. Autism doesn't give awards
>>11154252This is why you never get pets. They are useless and only require attention. At least children grow up eventually and are, you know, people.
If your relationship is that shit you should have been self aware enough to prepare for something like this. You deserve all your shit destroyed or stolen for having absolutely no foresight or real awareness of who they were and what they would do.
>>11155043>Divorced 7 times>Goes to a non alimony state>Get called out out for being a deadbeat husband and father>Oh no, the woman was the bad person I'm just a victim>I actually never done it but if I did...I doubt its real but if it is at some point there should be a law of some kind to castrate these types of diseugenics faggots.
>>11154252I bet you never loved your wife or your family. You just settled down because you felt it was a milestone you needed to achieve. I'm glad all your toys were destroyed. Grow up.
>>11155043>redditor divorced so many times he fled to non alimony statesChrist, imagine
>>11154267ah muh updoots...
>>11154260Why the fuck can't she do it? If she is unemployed, it's because she has chosen to take on the other half of necessary life labor. Anon is doing what he has to in order to support their lifestyle, so what the fuck is she doing?I have been both the employed partner busting ass for a lazy shithead who spent 12 hours a day trying to be a twitch streamer on a set up I paid for, and the unemployed partner who keeps everything running while my husband busts ass for ~12 hours a day to pay the bills.Yeah, OP almost certainly did only marry because that's what you Americans are told to do. You HAVE to get married and have kids at some point, so find the first person of the opposite sex who will do things to make your life easier. A lot of 'marriage of appliance' but that's how you get lazy partners and rough divorces.
>>11154236You should've listened to the warnings. 3dpd is cancer.
>>11154236Sue for damages.
