General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/thread finally caught by the weeds: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80459151/
>>80639817the weeds don't want you to know this but you can cause them enormous amounts of physical pain by acting really depressed and miserable. works best on youngblooms
>>80655121Regrettably, you only get to weaponize this once as an independent.As a floret or ward, you can get away with it several times before she breaks and makes it so you're no longer able to be depressed and miserable.
man im so fucking tired of having to interact with humans all daystars fucking damn itits so tiringno matter what you fucking do it just end in being disapointed and sad or pissed off, or bothi need the weeds to take charge already this sucksgonna sign up for domestication of fuckin day one, just to be able to fucking have my peace and be content
>>80657548I'm sorry, honey. I'm sure one day you'll get the peace and love you deserve to have.
>>80618803i remember they gave me one of these, and i was tired, and i couldn't do the "find your affini" maze, and i barely had enough time to get mad for a second before i had four different injectors in me... they're so impatient!
hug not fug #215cute animal crossing editionthe official twitterhttps://twitter.com/ReturnCutethe official discord server https://discord.gg/DPQWFUPall forms of cuteness welcome
Weekend fatboy thread. Come on out and post/talk about fatasses and lardbutts.
>>80654203I want to hear those squeezes and slaps.
>>80656079I'm all for being fatter than I anticipated. Also sorry for your loss.
who wants to do this to me?
>>80657510>>80649595Looks fun as fuck. Im obsessed with wobbling such massive heavy warm layers of meat
>>80657561you could wobble me all you wanted
Advanced: Monster Hunter! Part #349Discuss mounting monsters, talk about the games, etc.Monster Hunter Doujin/Smut Index of Monster Pornography>https://rentry.org/redmhgPrevious Threads>https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22monster%20hunter%21%20part%22/type/op/Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/advancedmonhunWilds' "League of Monsterphiles" Squad ID: LU5B89FVREMEMBER: Post your ID/Name in the thread when requesting admission so we know you're from /amh/Hunting?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80655101I'm going to be the BIG spoon and there's nothing they can do to stop me.
reminder that rey dau's nest is covered in glass shards and is not comfortable for a hunter to settle in
>>80657422Guess I'll have to sleep in his mouth/throat/stomach../ass>>80657445See she knows what's up
/hmada/ - Human Male And Dickgirl Anthro Thread General #2>"Tops vs Bottoms" EditionThis is a general dedicated to non-human females with dicks, and the human men they love.Keep the discussion on-topic, and follow the theme of the general. All variants of dickgirl allowed including herms, shemales, futas, trans, and busty boys.>NO ERP>NO PISS/SCAT>NO Cuckold/NTR>HIDE and IGNORE trolls>DON'T like it DON'T read it--Stories--Post what you want, so long as it's on topic and tagged. To have your story listed in the OP, include STORYxUPDATE in your post.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80654629wdym like.... she's going to pass on such strong genetics that she'll for sure have grandkids or she's gonna fuck her kids
>>80656587Definitely the former. Having kids early.You should feel kinda bad for imagining the latter
>>80656851I had to make sure because it's kind of weird thinking about how a mom will "make sure she has great-grand kids" in a porn thread.
>>80656928I am but a simple man who yearns for loving, baby-making sex with an Amazonian tiger anthro herm every 9 months or so.
>>80642288need to join her cult
CYOA Refuge Thread - A thread for posting any and all CYOAs unpostable in /tg/'s /cyoag/ (and occasionally ones that aren't).Previous thread:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80556222Alternative link:>https://archived.moe/trash/80556222Worksafe threads:>>>/tg/cyoa/cyoag/'s CYOA archives and related resources:>https://rentry.co/cyoagIncludes - but is not limited to - a F.A.Q. section and the personal archives of a number of authors.>https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3An extensive Allsync archive that has both SFW and NSFW CYOAs.>https://infaera.neocities.org/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80655698Possibly. I can output a conversion in a weekend instead of a week and if it's bad I can probably just blame the original jumpchain author. Would have to be a jumpchain atleast someone's interested in, though. I only did the symphogear one because someone requested it, the vore one because of lamentations in lack of vore and the goblin slayer one as a joke when someone said they wanted goblin bitches. And I probably couldn't do one for a while as weekends over and I'm busy doing other stuff.
>>80656063Symphogear guy here, thank you for the cyoaWill be making a build once I get some free time
>>80643912speedreading the cyoa and noticied the balal drawback still mentions your time of stay despite the trio of jumpchain options being removed, its not like you can jump into other cyoas in this version so I believe you should remove any references to the stay period that jumpchains typically have
>>80656063sweetlooks like it's time to go look up jumpchains to coerce free cyoas out of you
>>80643880https://altcyoaisekaitheend.neocities.org/Update to this generic isekai cyoa just dropped
Campfire! EditionPrevious Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80492691Welcome to /pmdt/! A thread for posting art, writing, and discussing of the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Series! Especially if it's saucy~You can post art, recommend comics or fanfics, talk about the games/setting, or just roll to see what Pokémon you wake up as! If you'd like to join in the RP, the Lore Archive gives a general summary of the setting and history so far!We have a shared setting for the thread if you wish to participate. The TL:DR is a bunch of humans from various worlds have been sent to the PMD world and have ended up at an abandoned town in the desert and have been rebuilding it as a new home together. Feel free to ask questions about anything and to the characters themselves if you’d like.>PMDT Lore Archive: https://rentry.org/pmdt_lore>PMDT Gallery: https://mega.nz/folder/oIYQAT6D#KH5yWG8eBVs6aclQbBhEkw>PMDT Drawing Board: https://magma.com/d/uuSwxMDKDL>PMDT General resources:https://rentry.org/pmdt-resourcesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>80641059 (Raider)>Ignis chuckles lightly to herselfI, uh, get the feeling I'd accidentally burn the stage down.>She listens curiously to his explanation of varying tech levelsHmm, so we got sent back a fair bit here. But there's some new stuff too, guess if I want entertainment those stageplays are gonna be all I've got.>Giving her flaming tail another glance, she slowly nodsYeah. Not that I want to go around picking fights in the first place. I'll keep a lookout for any aggressive rocks.>The dragon smiles back, though she does roll her eyes at his mention of teasingWell you're doing a good job on distracting me, tat's for sure. And it's fine, just not exactly the sort of thing I expected first thing, you know?>>80643391 (Inn Maractus)>>80618047 (Evelyn)>Meanwhile, she blinks at the talking cactus suddenly appearing behind the counter, she'd almost forgotten about the food!>But just as soon as she remember she's hungry again, eyes lighting up at the Maractus's promise of food>The sight and smell of the food has Ignis staring hungrily at the meal, after scavenging in the desert she's sure she could clear all of this out pretty easily...>Ignis pauses at the mention of price, giving Evelyn a brief glance. She doesn't know anything about Poke, so she's unsure if that's a normal price or more than the ghost can afford.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
(It's far too early for this thread to die yet.)
>>80643391>A living cactus was one of the stranger things Evelyn's seen recently, even compared to talking foxes and dragons>Still, she patiently waited for them to deliver all the food, nodding in approval at the amount. She didn't know how much Ignis could eat, but that had to be a good-sized meal>She didn't argue with the price, and it took her a little while to count out the coin needed, both due to her unfamiliarity with it. It was a good chunk of change, but without food or rent expenses there wasn't much else for her to spend it onHere y' go.>>80641059>>80654787>Turning to the other two, she gestured to the swath of food with a smile before taking a seatEat up. Definitely a heck of a lot better than whatever you can scrounge around in the desert.>She then tapped her zippered mouthAnd don't think you have to be polite and save anything for me, it's aaaall yours. Just, y'know, let the little guy have some of his candy before you inhale the entire table.
>>80654787>Raider find the image rather funny.Oh, but that would just add to the drama!>Raider sniff sniffs the air as the food is brought outYeah, the tech is a bit limited here, but there is plenty to do. Back in Canis, the tech is a bit better, but I certainly wouldn't call it "Modern".>"Aggressive Rocks"Psh! Aggressive Rocks. . . Haha~>Raider smiles at IgnisYeah, I am a bit of a flirt. I'm sure it seems weird that a little fox is being so flirty with a fire breathing dragon, but it really isn't that weird here. I have seen some much weirder couples. Pokemon are by and large the same deep down and the concept of race isn't really a thing in most of the world. There are some outliers but people are just people here.>His smile morphs into a smirkIf I ever make you uncomfortable, just let me know, okay. I don't want you to start disliking me because I took it too far, too fast. Of course, feel free to turn the tables on me if you start feeling bold. . . hehe~>>80657297Ha! That's for damn sure!>Raider dramatically grabs the table as a little joke.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>shiny chimchar editionApe around with fellow simians.See and do like other monkeys.Don't go bananas over it.All primates are welcome, cute or lewd.Masterbin: https://rentry.org/O_O_KPrevious threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/ook/type/op
>>80516268BIPPY
favorite monkey species?
Gorilla cyclops
>>80655596snow monkey
>>80655596gorilla
Male shortstack editionInfestation EditionWhat is this thing? It smellsWhere did it come from?Why is it's ass so fat?
Mona/Frost are peak Persona
Tags: my little pony, brony, mlp, fim, mlp:fimPrevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80542547/#80542547
A thread for posting and discussing furry games. NSFW preferred but optional.Games:Aftersoulhttps://ruttingroads.itch.io/aftersoulTennis Acehttps://wotbasket.itch.io/tennis-aceLust Shardshttps://mindoffur.itch.io/lust-shardsSoulcreekhttps://ryuovn.itch.io/soulcreekComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80654769Based Milky
>>80645073>>80645475>>80652573It's mean to be comedic so I'm asking if there's any kind of comedy out there with a similar detail.The line literally before this is about a surgeon reading poetry during an open heart surgery to cure depression.
>>80650454My man is going to be:>Blind>Deaf>Snout-lessHe's going to make his mental state worse by crippling all of his audio-visual senses and now has to feed through a tube for the rest of his life.Hot.
>>80654769Milkies hate being comforted though and are deeply low energy, on top of being ridiculously frail. That sounds like a recipe for disaster long-term.
>>80656685Not hot, anon. Unless you're a Dune looking for a free meal I guess.
/Femdom/ - Femdom GeneralHope in the Face of Despair EditionA thread to discuss worshiping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve (only biological women allowed).>TQDoms, do you prefer seeing your subs full of hope and joy or broken and in despair? Subs, would you rather your dom lift you up or break you down?>Previous threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80573973/
Lovely boytoy bump
>>80656416At what point does it become gay? You can barely see the girl in this picture but there are two drawings of the guy by himself.
>>80656416keep them coming, saimatsu anon
>>80656456Obviously that image is for aspiring dom femanons who dream of cute sub boytoy.
>>80657505Kaede isn't beating the pedo alegations
Jun with Guns EditionWe love bunnies from video games but every bunny is welcome, cute or lewd.We aren't Bunday but we respect those threads.>useful linkshttps://bun.booru.org/https://magma.com/d/nIZyJxmTvHhttps://rentry.org/bungameshttps://rentry.org/expandedbunlist>previous threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80397132>suggested topicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80653354Gonna draw chip yuri I stg where is this bunnys ref
>>80545008if she isn't in JENNY i will cry and shit and cum
>>80654814personally making sure she doesn't get in
Sex with Gabby
>>80655605i will personally mail you a bunny if you don't don't get her in
Previous Thread: >>80555593https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80555593/Archives: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/aibf/Image Creation:https://www.bing.com/createhttps://designer.microsoft.com/image-creatorhttps://labs.google/fx/tools/image-fxhttps://civitai.comhttps://novelai.nethttps://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator4K: https://www.genspark.ai/agents?type=moa_generate_imageVideo Creation:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Tomorrow is Monday. I swear time moves five times faster during weekends.>>80655028>>80655631These are great too. I need to build myself a robot dragonfly.
>>80652536>>80654085Good night!>>80653155>>80653801>>80655028Awesome stuff!>>80656555It sure feels like that at times. Congrats on the trips!
>>80656555>>80656860Good night, friends. Just five more days until the next weekend.
>>80656956Good night, Fifi (flaunting tailspin skills)! May it come quickly.>>80656860Thank you! I love this druid and boar duo.
https://youtu.be/DKq0IjNhyKU EditionNew BFDIE released! Good time as any to make a new thread!Previous: >>80451482https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80451482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzOL9v5Pn0Weekly Episodes for BFDI until April with BFDIE!>What are object shows?Object Shows are web cartoons featuring object characters, read more here: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ObjectShows>I’m interested, what are some good object shows?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80653292honestly kinda fucked up how they both made the concept of object shows that clone bfdi, BFB 1 in particular on the ever present trend of having these fucked up alien and alien like personality objects be overpowered god like entities too, it gets repetitive and boring when they have that much control and power over the objects, at least with announcer he was still an object and while fucking stupid in what he could do as host it was still realistic and somewhat on par with the other objects, with algebraliens and others they can just write them as invincible and all-powerful beings.i know it's a nitpick but it's kind of meh to have that all the time
>>80637642Might make the picture of this later...
>>80654349looking forward to it!
>>80632056>>80645212sex with marshmallow!
>>80655825cup is that you?
