General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/thread finally caught by the weeds: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80459151/
If you put a terran in a room with nothing in it but a table, a chair, a pen and this printed out... quite a lot of them wont be able to resist if you leave them alone a few hours ::)
>>80618803Staring at the wall and folding laundry in my head to defeat the weeds and demonstrate the undomesticateable Terran spirit
>>80618803Wardship maze is solvable, did it when indie. Though my penmanship is terrible, it shows the solution adequately. Also,>mloomKek
>>80618803I'm gonna make a paper airplane with CNS Thunderchild written on the side specifically to throw at you
>>80620329Adorable! Even when you think you're being resistant you cant help but indulge in play!
>>80618803What's the affini name supposed to be?
I walked in on mistress watching videos of terrans playing with each other this morning and she got really super embarrassed, barely talked to me for the whole rest of the day. I don't mean, like, sex or anything, i mean videos of terrans, like, playing tag and hide-and-go-seek... I didn't even know affini *could* be embarrassed.
The day plommy hangs your doctoral thesis on the stasis unit.
