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>>80115122
Always the consummate professional. I neither chose my body nor my boss, but I have to contend with both.
... I do need your help with something. Someone has been tampering with company supplies. Security has been made aware, but is sleeping around on the job. The office supplies are fine but-
>Side eyeing her coworker's very healthy subordinate, the secretary bird kneels beside her and unbuttons her shirt
>Whispering while he's doubly distracted
The company issue condoms have all been pierced, and the birth control and heat suppressants have been tampered with too. Starting at least a week ago now.

>>80115548
Why would a company issue condoms? Is workplace sex that common of an occurrence? Also birth control can only be given by a doctor and differs depending of the woman.

>>80115122
Whatever you say miss...
>It's hard to keep my enjoyment from creeping into my smile. It's a high risk game winding up my floor manager, but she's at her hottest when angry
>*THWIP*
You're a true professional
>seems like she's heading towards giving a dry hand job. I'll have to do a little negotiating to fill up her mouth...
>I can move a little closer as she gets ready, have my cock right near her face, close as I can get...

>>80115047
>am opportunity to put on a little pressure?
Well, speaking purely professionally and candidly, it can be difficult to focus after a visit from her. She is exceptionally attractive, and even more when she's stern... as a good manager must be at times.
>all I need is to have her mouth open in protest
Sure, many of my team can get a bit intimidated, and avoid reaching out to our lead for assistance. But she really can be accommodating when one on one

>>80115830
A company can recognize the hazards of unsafe sex while also trying to discourage it... officially, anyway. Logistically, it's not entirely unlike a fire extinguisher, if workplace sex were that common. And OTC birth control exists, though it would probably have to be categorized by species or something. If a company was feeling particularly daring, they could start handing out placebos.

>>80113274
Can't say I've seen that! Yeah, I'm not much of a fit guy, I don't really know what I'm doing. Maybe if I had a trainer...

>>80111326
Pawbert is supposed to be loved.

>>80112398
But he's literally a bad guy at the end
He's the twist villain

>>80112625
Did I stutter?

>>80112398
I'm not too sure that's what they wanted, but if it's not, they really fucked up.
I think the funniest part is, one of the reasons Zootopia 2 was a huge success is that it was the most watched American movie in China in years, and judging by literally all the Chinese furry artists I follow on Twitter, they adore Pawbert. Pretty curious to see how Disney will try to sell Zootopia 3 if they don't plan to bring a character that a huge part of the audience loved.

>>80114487
Lol

>>80112200
So I have recently thought up a little theory on how to improve a drawing in a very minor way. It has nothing to do with your skills or artistic vision for the most part but rather it's based on a trick that stories from books or movies utilize to make the work more memorable to leave a mental imprint.
What I'm thinking of is "hiding" little markers like hearts in my more recent drawings to use the automatic pattern recognition your our brains employ to make this cat more memorable.
But how does it do it? Via viewer participation. Of I get the viewer to give a drawing more than just a few short glimpses he will more likely formulate any kind of though toward the drawing thus making him participate. And this my idea on how to psyop anons to remember his cat (though arguably I already do that because that's all you ever get to see)

Now about the drawing itself. I had that thing laying around the last few days and it's pretty big and therefore too much of a hassle to erase so I just worked it out.
While drawing the thing I got really mindful on what I'm doing and what I'm changing. All the little changes no one besides me would even think about. Like the length of her bangs, the position of the eyelashes(which is why their mostly obstructed) overall construction.
She ended up looking more "male" then usual. A little too much.
Anyway let me not bore you further.

Tldr: Merry Christmas, ho ho homos

>>80109190
It has been studied. The conclusion was that creativity and mental instability are highly correlated. The exact mechanisms are unclear, but genius and madness are inextricably linked, likely because whatever's messing with the brain's baseline functionality to produce brilliance also produces eccentricities as a side-effect.

>>80109012
if you dont despise drawing, you arent doing it enough. getting into this hobby has probably been the biggest waste of time in my life, i should've gotten into something fun like gambling or day-drinking instead
>>80109316
on a more serious note, you gotta keep drawing. come up with character, study some artists you like, tackle some environments, literally anything. the worst thing you can do is get into a hiatus and stop for months, or even years

>>80115853
>day-drinking
You can always combine getting wasted with drawing

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I'm thinking about paying for Novel AI again. What are the best ways to make it worth it?

>>80115695
From what I've seen from other anons making full use of the vibe transfer and character reference features makes the most out of it.

>>80115695
While I'm not expert I always appreciate hot lizards, unique poses and twinks bottoming to baras

>>80108499
HUNK MEN SEXOOOOOO

>>80114411
cummingtonite to suck my dick, batnel to suck my blood, and succubus peri to suck my soul...i shall die a good death

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I know what Peridot wants for Christmas.
Anyone have any cool gift ideas for Thpinel and Marl?

>>80115610
there's actually a christmas peri thread right now
>>>/co/151842022

>>80115610
i bet thpinny would like some small magnetic bricks that look like Minecraft blocks so she can remake her house but for real! would get marl a big cuddly teddy bear so she can give it a big goopy hug!

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>>80113412
>>80113770
Do you guys remember this game? Used to play it all the time when I was little

>>80115159
I remember. It was great, even though I had no idea it was based on cartoon at the time. I made wikiwalks on PDA before wiki walking was a thing.
Funnily enough, I played non-English version, so that version didn't have end credits song sequence, just dog sniffing at table corner while localization staff rolled, and it just looped that animation. Forever. Then it quick linked to the "You won page" after on external internet after pressing an option.

>>80113374
He looks like he's going to fuck that twinkie..

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>eeeeew look how veiny her cock is!
>gross! Its getting bigger while we bully her.
>you gonna cum stumpy?
>go ahead. Spurt a big load in front of everyone so we can all see what a fat dicked loser you are! HAHAHA

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>>80116149
>herm with a normal sized dick

>>80116149
>Not a treetrunk monstrosity.
Love it.

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I wouldn't be able to bake a thread drunk wtf is that captcha lmao
Fs in the chat for another simp obliterated, we will never know why they did it

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TQ: Why are 4chan mods so gay?

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>>80115737
>Gnarly
Wait, is that why Advents doing it too

>>80115941
HoloEN following Phase down the blacked rabbit hole would be peak

>>80115737
>it’s like they know they’re BLACKED baiting
Wemi and Panko are just asking for it.

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>>80111744
Sweet

>>80105716
You can tell Bro was typing one-handed near the end

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I know /scaly/ may have its problems, but I hope you all have a good Christmas, can the topic of the next thread be 'How would you spend Christmas with your Scaly wife?'
Happy holidays everyone!.

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>>80108609
I'd rather be strange than lose that beautiful warmth I feel in my chest the moment I read something like this.

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>>80101865
>>80102043
big thanks for both the heads-up and for spoonfeeding the scraper
i've fallen way behind on reading that story so it getting stubbed poses a problem
>>80112033
the latter, as seeing too many egglaying images and too much basement posting has probably given me some kind of brain damage
not that i'd complain about getting the "wrong" set of naughty bits, the dragon part is already more than good enough for me
>>80114553
happy holidays to you too, anon
i'll use that topic once the time comes to bake

>>80112458
Smelly Hex Sex!

>>80114552
What does she smell like?

>>80103328
Bea's firm body...

>>80099125
>pokemon x trainer (you), "pokemon are dominant" setting
This but also the pmd one is nice too, especially if it's a sex positive place, I'd like to be dominated in pmd too.

>>80115654
>sex positive
Just say horny like a normal person, the gender fandom has ruined you

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>>80115654
i'm going to slut shame you while i fuck your ass

>>80116038
Me next

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Would love someone to edit her clothes to match her dress.

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>>80113949
The anatomy is a little off in some places, but I gave it a good shot.

>>80114666
Nice