Job Offer EditionPrevious thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79915328All previous thread(s):https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/Edit%2C%20Lineart%2C%20and%20Coloring%20Thread/use archive.moe if desu is downBooru:https://colordump.booru.org>Rules no one cares about:- Avoid using AI for deliveries; there are threads for that.- Post your request references and links in one post.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80131109You're welcomeHappy holidays :)
>>80131130Have a good one!
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Requesting his dick reduced by about half it's current size.
Pokemon get all the love, we should give trainers love too!Any image is allowed as long as it features at least 1 Pokemon trainer, though trainer only images are preferred!Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79914596/
>>80132331I'm gonna pump my load deep inside Mina's pussy while making out with her!
>>80132594I want to do the same too! I'll take her ass and breath down her neck!
Should a pokegirls crotch be hairy or smooth?
>>80133280I'm sure she can handle at least two cocks at the same time! She looks like a girl with lots of experience~
>>80133619Alolan girls can take on lots of things!
General for discussion of Human Domestication Guide & related fiction.Fine, I'll do it myself edition>What is HDG?HDG is a collective kink writing project about the Affini (an advanced precursor civilization from outer space), who aggressively care for every other species in the universe. They have finally turned their glittery eyes on future grimderp hypercapitalist nightmare humanity. Using their natural charisma and various classes of Xenodrugs, they aim to make Florets (d̶o̶c̶i̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ loved and cared for individuals) of us all! But don't worry, they always have everyone's best interests at heart, even if their methods aren't even remotely consensual~>Where can I read it?Read the original story here https://readonlymind.com/@GlitchyRobo/HumanDomesticationGuide/or check other stories on ROM https://readonlymind.com/search/?q=%23Human_Domestication_Guideor Ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Human%20Domestication%20Guide%20-%20GlitchyRobo/worksor the wiki: https://hdg.wiki/Thread put to bed soon:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80016060
>>80132522>nnnhhhgggg petal I've deprived of nutrients...>you need to feed me...>you have to give me some blood...You'd give her some right?
>>80133681Uhmmm... how much blood does she need? I don't want the poor affini to be hungry... :<
>>80133681I almost gave one of those weird vampireffini some blood, but they absolutely refused to not refer to it as "floret blood," even though I'm not a floret, so I ended up turning them down.
>>80133621might that be because theres walls in the way, hmmm? I play almost all day, actualy B)Having been a neet in the compact is great for indies in the compact, because - a little side of extreme scaricity trauma aside - we already know how to exist without purpose and do fuck all all day
Anons, is it weird if your affini roommate stares at you while you're doing everyday tasks? It could be reading, watching TV, playing board games, doing the laundry, brushing my teeth, whatever. She gets super intensely focused and stares at me, it's kinda awkward. Plus, with how strong her biorhythms are, I end up sitting in her lap getting pet half the time instead of finishing my activity >.<
>"More bounce, more ounce!" EditionA thread for anything that isn't made out of flesh and blood, Post robots, rubber dolls, latex drones, plushies, pooltoys, synth, figures and anything that's normally considered inanimate like plant, food or stone creatures.All content is welcome, doesn't matter if drawn by a person, Al generated, or even a photo. You can even post a story or greentext. Post anything as long as it fits the theme.Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79849819/#q79849819We do occasionally post non AI content but if you want to succumb to peer pressure:https://www.bing.com/createhttps://designer.microsoft.com/image-creatorBest quality, heavy censorshipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80130907>the more air you blow into an inflatable, the hornier and more sensitive they get>If you inflate them to the point of immobility, be prepared for consequences once they deflate enough to come after you
>>80132221That's the idea!
This one looks like she does "kekekee~!" laughs while pulling a loving, shortstack dom role.
I want to cum inside this dog
>>80131870first of all, where's the cookiesecond, why's she got birdlike forelegs
>>80131995The charecter owner is a coward and doesnt draw cookies
>doghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enfield_%28heraldry%29
>>80134306Close enough
/mmog/ - mistletoe editionThis is a general content based in Warcraft/WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO and any other MMORPG whose porn belongs in the /trash/. We all know you play them. Unless you don't.Old thread>>79982953https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79982953/
>>80129885thanks for baking!>>80130457thanks and same to you!>>80131002>>80131023they are both awesome in their own way.>>80132091the world became a better place and i am getting laid. what's the problem?>>80132733there is a small li li inside us all.
>>80132733Okay but all my ‘friends’ are Li! It’s ridiculous. Do you know how hard it is to do anything when you’ve got too many copies of her roaming around your house making lewd remarks about you? Don’t even get me started about going outside, I’ve been sexually harassed by that fucking panda in a police uniform too many times now
>>80133286You need to get into that harem anime protagonist mindset and just stop caring about it.
Merry Xmas /mmog/
>>80134282Merry Christmas!
/haha/ i hate myselfsuper secret editionroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80111478/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself/Habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/posshouse: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/
>>80134032I've had someone legitimately ask me that>>80134229yeah everyone likes a shaved hole even if it's not getting played with
>>80134229it makes your farts loud as fuck and hair is there for a reason. plus twinks with daddy issues like it
>>80134362you can. just learn some scales and chords and play around with those over and over again. download midi files and load them into a daw so you can see how things are arranged and solo instruments and stuff. it all comes down to repitition. or you could buy a bunch of loops and string those together, throw some filters on it and call it a day
>>80134032no it feels really good other wise bottoms would not make those noises (i want goth nick so badly)
>at family dinner>"sorry i gotta go real quick brb">goes up to my room to watch a bit of gay porn>goes down>15 minutes later>"sorry be right back">goes up to my room to watch a bit of gay porn>goes down>15 minutes la
Robot Wives Save Lives edition>What is /vtsg/?A general for those who enjoy the lewd side of the vtuber world.Fantasize, discuss, ERP with, or post NSFW of your favorite corpo or indie vtubers!Don't just lurk, feel free to contribute in any way: by worshiping your oshi in the thread, joining other anons having fun, or even indulging other anons's fantasies about any chuuba!>Last Threadhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80025579/>Thread Question(s)What are some personal experiences that you've had with vtubers/fans out in the real world?
>>80133407Cute and sexy.
>>80133617Everyone deserves a Towa creampie for Christmas
>>80134211Big sex
Hungry Knight EditionWelcome to /vore/ the vore general!Daily reminder to not reply to obvious bait (Obvious rage baiting, politics that have nothing to do with the thread topic, ect. No Patrick, just because you added a belly doesn't make it not spergy) and post what you like and ignore what you don't. It's that easy. Other anons will thank you for it silently.Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79957319Missed some threads?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fvore%2F%20general/Pastebin: https://rentry.org/vorechangtsQotT: Anything in vore that makes you instantly diamonds, even when it's in a work you don't particularly care for?
>>80128070Not personally but clearly someone else did as I happened to stumble on this: https://chub.ai/characters/VoraciousPreyator/the-yule-cat-57a858b49141The idea is interesting enough though. I'm sure it was not effective on every kid.
>aisloppers in charge of not bringing up aislop at every possible opportunity
>anti-engagement type offtopic post
>>80132273Sauce me up pal
hug not fug #213cute Christmas and new years editionthe official twitterhttps://twitter.com/ReturnCutethe official discord server https://discord.gg/DPQWFUPall forms of cuteness welcome
/mspdt/ - MS Paint Draw ThreadLet's draw silly doodles without any pressure of being good. You don't have to use ms paint if you don't want to as long as you're having fun. All skill levels are welcome!Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/79300060/All past /mspdt/ threads: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/ms%20paint%20draw%20thread/type/op/page/1/Artist resources courtesy of Anon:http://pastebin.com/Mu66aztEAnd a bonus one stolen from /vp/ with some download links:http://pastebin.com/ysBEpzLVSome paint related tips: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/tutorial/mspaintComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80100782she's very cute but all my ocs are women/too girly(??) otherwise i'd send some
fuck, go out and fuck
>>80100782does this fag-word work?
>>80090376based
>>80123308Cute fag
/scaly/ - Scaly General #1593Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, lizards, snakes, and reptile-folk such as kobolds and Argonians are welcome, on top of other things with scales like sharks as well. Anthros, ferals and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.====================>Lurking or just reading the FAQ before posting is encouraged.>Anatomy arguments never go anywhere, don't bother instigating one.>Before asking for a source, consider looking into the tips under resources to help find what you're looking for.>Please avoid reposting images from the last few threads to keep the latest more fresh.>There is no Discord server, don't ask.===================Scaly Smut - Many lewd lizard writingsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Merry Christmas /scaly/Art has been difficult, probably just gonna stick with posting on FA, Twitter has been mind numbing and depressing, makes me feel like a zombie to post art there. I'll still post here too, love you guys.
>>80131235Breathplay is weird and much more unhealthy than smoking.Lungs were not designed to breathe 5000 degree dragonbreath.
>>80133759Merry Christmas Lowpolyanon! I hope you got Spaghetti under your tree.
>>80133822No spaghetti x3 Won't lie, Sisu has been tickling my brain lately.
>>80133759>>80133822christmas tree dragon when
RULES:>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't tell us it's good>2. Read the Pastebin: http://rwbyg.com/>3. Arguing about the thread, ships, porn, E-Celebs or IRL politics is not discussion>4. Report and ignore any spam or troll posts>5. Don't believe their lies>6. Patch will rise againLATEST EVENTS:RWBY V10 is in "early writing and planning": https://x.com/OfficialRWBY/status/1941582029952311673Ruby VS Maka DEATH BATTLE out now on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgRzzGsEtCkPrevious Thread: >>79892388Scarletverse Thread: >>80024252Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>80133556Clean your car anon
>Jaune not knowing what aura is is bad writingThat being true aside, what if there could be an in-universe reason for that? Aside from Hunters and some elite warriors with resources, I don't think we ever see anyone have aura or use semblances? What if it the methods of unlocking and specifics of how they work be closely guarded secrets of the elite and warrior casts like secrets of kung fu mystical mumbo jumbo? Sure the public can watch arena fights with both on display but they don't get told how to use them, they think only the chosen few have them. Would it make the setting better or worse?
>>80133877In a world where humanity is constantly beset by murderbeasts you'd want to activate everyone's aura for the best chance of surviving a Grimm attack. Even if some elite warrior caste didn't want to so they could rule over the peasantry, Pyrrha activated Jaune's aura in less than 5 minutes, so all it'd take is 1 defector to uplift the masses. Personally I'd just nix aura activation entirely. It literally only comes up once with Jaune. If you want a fancy warrior discipline just bring back aura-fu and make it hard to learn, let alone master.
>>80134186>In a world where humanity is constantly beset by murderbeasts you'd want to activate everyone's aura for the best chance of surviving a Grimm attack.Even real world history proven that if for some reason some people don't want the common folk to have ways to properly defend themselves, they won't let them have them. >Even if some elite warrior caste didn't want to so they could rule over the peasantry, Pyrrha activated Jaune's aura in less than 5 minutes, so all it'd take is 1 defector to uplift the masses. One trained defector could have limited impact, which is how criminals and terrorists can get those services. But if you go around helping common folk you can get easily targeted. >Personally I'd just nix aura activation entirely. It literally only comes up once with Jaune. If you want a fancy warrior discipline just bring back aura-fu and make it hard to learn, let alone master.Nah, you're taking away what makes the heroes and villains special if anybody can unlock an aura and tank a hit from a grimm. If everyone had aura then you might as well give everyone a high caliber gun that kills a grimm to carry around when they get near and problem solved.
Stories:By Raconza>Without You in the Darkhttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78166688/#q78219783By LizardBro>Wingman Chronicles 2https://rentry.co/hw7ruhqbBy Raconza>Dragon's Duethttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76483080/#76493589By Indianon>Susie's Birthday FavorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>80132789giwtwm
>See >>80131349>immediately want a fic where Noelle’s increasingly weird fantasies push Susie to be with KrisThat’s not weird right?
>>80132996Toby knew not to give me my Vessel or I'd have done nothing but kissing this cutie every days
One More Sleep 'Til Christmas EditionMerry Christmas mommy lovers! Get in here and celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with some wonderfully mature beauties.>Q: How are you planning on spending Christmas day with your mommy? Did you get her anything nice?A thread dedicated to older women and how much we want to breed them. Whether you want to be doted on or entirely dominated, this is the place to talk about all your MILF fantasies. Post hags, cakes, wives, milfs, gilfs, aunts, mommies, madams and discuss how much you love them.Previous thead:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80049227/
